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Naruto Ultimate Harem Marmalade Party	By : Uskius Category: Naruto > General Views: 8802 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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**AUTHOR'S NOTE** "I tell myself that you're no good for me, but desire never leaves..." "O ye tormented souls! My goal is to sit on the globe like North Poles!" "You can't understand me nor mimic my miracles..." This is a fanfic that I remember. Not fondly, as even though I wrote it it just flowed from inside me, and taking the time to read it sent it firmly into THIS CAN'T BE REAL! territory. So I'm hoping that by correcting most of the grammar and spelling of this abomination the same dominion over it will spread, and I nor anyone else will have to fear it anymore. And if you think this overly dramatic author's note is unwarranted, it is. It most certainly is. It got removed for spelling and grammar errors AFTER the first correction.

But above all, ladies and gentlemen of the interwebz, this is a more a documentation of the path to the fanfic dark side than a true fanfic; this is what can happen when you let yourself go and just type.

Now, this will be a re-working of Naruto Ultimate Harem Marmalade Party, with better spelling; so that it at least will be comprehensible to some degree. I won't completely fix the spelling errors, as there are certain gags(...) that would be lost in the process that I would like to keep in. If for some inexplicable reason you want to see the original work, let me know and I'll send it to you through Document Exchange. Here's the original A/N:

"I always wanted there to be a tornematn series in the SHipuden, but it dusn't look like that is gunna hapin, so I'll just make one miself. I think itle be pritty cool. Naruto will still fight aginst Tobi and stuff, just in a different way that I thought up."

NARUTO: NARUTO ULTIMATE HAREM MARMALADE PARTY

The thundre makind a mooib rolling noise, and Tobi laffed maniacly as he stood on the Hokage monuent. He was using a jutsu to make a big image of him in the sky, and make his voice louder. "Shinigami of Konoha! I am being very generous, and am giving you one last time to defeat me, for ultimate justice!

This plan will give opportunity for Konoha to grow stronger as a village, for if you show the trve hart of unity, you show my plan of world peace can be true!

But first I must meet with Tsunade, and outline the scheme with her. So know this: if you brake rules of plan, I will annihilate Konoha like a farting Tailed Beast! I will rain down upon you with furries vengeanse, and grind you bones into teh dust of the past! Thus it is spoken so shall it be written, to the very last little dot- you bizzels forgot Tizzle does not give a-" But then Tobi's justu ran out of time, so he shurgged and just teleported into Tsunade's office to speak with her. When he appeared, she gasp in suprise.

"OH! I did not expect you so soon! And what bold have you, is this mockery? You think to control Konoha like this?"

"You hast forgotten I an invincible, so your resist mean naught." Tobi pulled a scroll from his jutsu dimenshin, and unrolled it on Tsunade's desk. "This is my ultimate plan,..."

THE NEXT DAY

It was no rainy anymore, and their was fresh smell of air, good blue sky. "People of Konoha and the Allied Shinobi Force: I will now tell you of Tobi's ultimate plan which he gave to me:

It is of spirited battle and competition, and intamate teamwork! Earlier today you had visited the Hopsital, to have special justu put on you to help with this plan. So now I will explicate on this jutsu: It is to give and muplity you natural jutsu power and chakra nature and can also give power of flight! But this powers only activate under certain conditions: the penis of the male partner must be inserted into either the anus or vagina of the female partner.

To make things fair, every male who has chosen to participate will receive a basic female partner with standard powers. Many females will have expanded and unique powers, so I urge you to collect as meny female partners as you can! The one with the most female partners at the end of two weeks will have right to face Tobi!"

Shikamaru raised his hand. "I don't suppose you plan on telling us how to claim a partner?"

"Simple, just activate her powers." OH! "And one more thing, sometimes your femail partner's powers will run low, so to refill them you must insert your penis into her mouth! And if you defeat a team, you may choose one of them to add to you own team! Do you all understand?" A bunch of people had frowny faces, but they nodded they knew. " Now I shall read the list of starting partners..."

Naruto wouldn't say it, but he had been hoping to partner up with Sakura since he had heard the news, and he was just thinking of the fights with her he could do and didn't really listen to Tsunade until he heard his name.

"-Uzumaki shall be paired with Ami!"

"HUH? Ami who?"

"Ami Kimura, who just happens to be standing right beside you." Naruto looked to his side and saw at a girl who had shoulder length purple hair with a long bang on her left cheek, and she looked kinda older then him but not much. "You better make this worth it Naurto."

"I'm the #1 candidit for Hokage, of coarse I'll make it awesome!"

But suddenly Ami pulled him in and started to whisper plans of action in his ere: "Let's hurry up and get going, and take as many partners right away." So then Ami was rubbing Naruto in his crotchular area and he was surprised she did this but he got a shape anyways. Ami striped super fast, and Naruto saw she had a hot shape with curves, and then she put down his pants and strated srding on Naurto but he was hesitate. "Do you want beat Tobi or no? " She turn away and spred cheeks, and Naruto drule but he go in Ami's girly tube and a symbol flash on her back, and they both basp. "LIFTOOOOOOFFF!" Ami and Naruto flew up into the air, and look down on sene.

Many people were still being talked, and lots of girls were slapping dudes. There were lots of girls who had dirfted off into there own little groups and Naruto and Ami guessed they had no partners yet. Before Naruto could decide, Ami used a boosted version of the flicker jutsu and swooped in and grabbed two of the gurls, and was zooming up to get a view of the battle again.

"You see anyone else you want, Naurot?" Naruto heart beet fast, when he see Sakura had no partner!

"Hnnnnng! Yeah, yeah! Down at Three o'clock!" So they swoopt down and Naruto grab for Sakura but she see and be surprised, and flinch so that Naruto grabbed another girl instead! So Ami moaned and flew them off to the Hokage monument to land. Naruto grunted and pull from Ami, and take look at the females they had collected: A blond kunoichi from Kumo, some short-haired woman from Konoha, and then then girl Naruto grabbed instead of Sakura was Tenten! "Uh, introductions? I'm Naruto Uzumaki..."

There was silents, but then Tenten spole up: "At least we didn't get taken by some creep. I don't like this either, but I know we can trust Naruto." Then the other girls shurgged, and and spoke.

"Samui, from Kumo." Said the blond Kunoichi.

"Yurika, from Konoha." Said the woman with the short brown hair. She and Samui looked the same age, a little older than Ami.

"Tenten, also from Konoa."

"Ami, from Konoha." Then the girls all looked over at Naruto, who still had no pants and had a shape.

There were some really awkward silents, then Tenten said, "I'll go first." So Tenten let her hair down, and it was to her shoulders and kinda wavy from being in buns for so long. She kept taking her colths off and Naruto saw she had an average shape that was still hot anyways. She sat on Naruto's lap and took off his jacket and shirt, thin closed her eyes and graspt his penis. She sighed and put it in her, grunting until it fit. Then she surprise Naruto and beign to kiss his face and move on him, and Tenten kept this for a minute, until after she felt the tingle of the claim jutsu activate. Naruto was blush like red sky after storm, and saw that Samui and Yurika already had there clothes off!

Yurika had an average shape too, but her hips were a bit wider than Tentens; and Samui's breastices hung down, large and full of sexy. Samui came forwards and got down on Naruto, and it was only a bit before her mark flash to activate. She was jiggle as she got up, and then Yurika came over and sat on Naruto's lap. Here girly tube was small so it took a while for her to get all on, and she yelled when her mark activated. "Oh! Oooooohh!" But it was an not sexy oh, and Yurika made hand signs. She then look around, then nod and get off. Naruto.

"One of my powers is info an radar scanning," She explane. "I know what all our powers are now, and I need I can track other unclaimed females." She looked around the group. "Your skills are essentially boosted versions of your normal stuff, but the seals have also drawn out your chakra natures- Samui, you have water, Tenten has Earth natrue, I have fire and Ami does as well."

"I never knew I was Earth Natured with my chakra... huh. But, I mainly use weapons..." Samui and Ami nodded along.

"I do too," said Ami.

"I'll share some of mine, I guess. I half plenty of every kind." So Tenten unsealed one of her scrolls and the girls picked their usual weapons: a tanto for Samui, and a sai for Ami. Yurika picked up a shuriken and stuffed it in her vagina, just in case.

"So now wHat?" Asked Tenten. They all looked around at each other, and knew not of what be doing. "Lets make this hour base and work from here." Said Naruto.

"Cool." So Tenten use her earth chakra to make crown walls on the Hokafe's head. and unsealed some camping stuff to use, and even hung up Photoshopped pics of the Konoa guys, which made Naruto feel embarrassed. Samui nod head like approve. Yurika borrow some of Tenten gear to write list of girls to claim. and make notes of justu combos to try.

DAY L

Narut opps

Naruto open eyes, and it was being near after before dawn, almsot. Stars were shine in black of sky. Tenten give blanket, but only was one tent which she give to others to use. Naurto was stiff, and yawn as he look over to camp fire. He see Tenten, who put more sticks on fire with tired look in her nipples. She look to see Naruto lokking, and say hay. He say hay too and go over to the low fire across from Tenten.

"You can't sleep too..."

"NO", Said Tenten. "I'm kinda achey." But Naruto thinked it mean from rock, but Tenten meant her p*ssy.

"Me two," Said Naruto, looking into the fire. He glance and see Tenten only have blankets too, the thin stuff. So he go and gets his, and gives them to her. "I no really need these, I'll be fine."

"But-" But Tenten was no silly, and knew It was cold. "Let's just share... be better for us both..." Tenten mumbled, but Naruto hear good words blazed across his libido like fruitfly on crack binge.

"Uh..."

"Naruto I know you like Sakura, but what do you think of me? Am I just to be some pawn in this game?"

"No, but... how can you not, in the end? And. Uh. I haven't really now you that good. There's only that one mission we did together." They fell to silents then, but Naruto yawn after a few minutes. "Come on," Said Tenten, and she reached around the fire and use Secret Woman Grip so Naruto couldn't escape, and pull him for the blankets. They get under covers and Tenten snuggle close with her arm over his chest. Naruto feel uncomfortable because he feel so cozy, and Tenten give tired moan in his ear. Or so he thawt. He was begin to relax but Tenten moan of sex frustration, and move her hand on his bod, towards his penis! She grasp it, her delicate hands feeling like the loose vagina of a porcelain doll as she stroke him, cool and stiff and slick. But her hand warm, and she moaned more and grasp harder, and Naruto have to grab her hand.

"Uh, Tenten..."

"I just don't want to be a tool, Naruto, so let me play with yours..." So Naruto turn over and touched Tenten, feeling her and taking her bed colths off. It was young love at its finest. Tenten's muffen top glistened in the low light of the fire, then Naruto descended like a breath of anus ticklings and began to kiss on Tenten; it was maagical.

So a little later after they did some other stuff, the moonlight was was trickle over the top of the rocky crown-shaped wall, and Tenten look at Naruto with special feelings in her heart of anuses. The feelings tickled at her like the Spring breath of fairies, and they had to escape. "What is it, Tenten?"

"I have a song, that I want to share with you. I heard street players sing it one time on a mission, and it stuck with me for a while. Would you mind...?"

"No, go ahead, Tenten."

"Okay... the singer had a really soft voice for a guy, so If I'm not too good imagine a voice like that..." So Tenten cleared hear throte, and sang quietly with the lust of new hope:

"When I masturbate in the forest,

I am thinking of you

And those memorise are the fondist

That I do the deed too

Wheather by starlight, or under the moon

Or a dusty rode in June, I"ll be with you soon

Wheather by grace or just by chance

Or other circumstanse, I"ll be in your pants..."

Naruto could almost hear soft acoustic guitar playing along with Tenten's surprisingly good voice, and begin to float off to the dreamy as she continued:

"When I tickle myself on the highways,

The eagles shed a tear for you

And all those thawts are a nice place

To stay a while with you

Whether by starlight, or under the moon

Or a dusty rode in June, I'll be with you soon

Wheather by grace or just by chance

Or other circomstanse, I"ll be in your pants

Moonlight and Dusty Rhodes, no more nights spent alone

Starlight and grace, guide my boner..."

Tenten kissed the sleepy Naruto, and they fell asleep together.

In the morning nothin' much happened, they all just had some food pills and it was a little awkward 'cuz everyone was naked.

"How soon do we move out?" Asked Ami, who inexplicably was red down in her vagina area.

"I'll do a scan, and then we'll what's gonna have to happen." Said Yurika. Then all looked at Naruto, who new whet he had to doo. As he got shape Yurika walked over, and bend down to spread her cheeks for him, and after a moment he went in.

There was an anime flash of green light, and Yurika said "Scanning the areola now..." But there was a pause of uncertainty, and then Yurika called, "Someone ride on my back! Our first target is on the move!" Tenten ran over and hopt on, picking up a katana on the way. Then they achieved liftoff and flew over the edge, the wind rustlink their hair. "Going down!" The group veered off to the side as they desinded. Soon the shinobi's sharp sight set onto two ninja running away: Kiba, and Yakumo Kurama!

Naurto grunted. "Yurika! Speed boost and circle around in front of them!" His steed obeyed and boosted around, and cut off Kiba nad Yakumo like cops and a nigger. They both gasp in sueprise, and Kiba got rage fumes from ears.

"WHAT! I is beaten by Naruto already? I- only have..." Naruto mind censor Kiba's Penis, and he was naked. He look over to side. "Yakumo, trust me this guy is n00b of highest order!"

"Didn't he save the Village-"

"NOT THAT KDIN OF N))B! I meant with girls!" There was a desperate awkwerd silents, and Yakumo made choice. "Hurry! Hana is back at my bas-"

"NO JUST SUTH UP Kiba! I'm sure Akamaru won't be lonely!" Yakumo jeap for Naruto, and she got on Yurikas back in front of Tenten. Yukamo's cloths ruffled in the wind and she made a hand sign, and put Kiba in a lusty genjustu. "That should hold him for a little while."

"Is anyone else close, Yurika?"

"There appears to be someone in hiding 1km away, but they are alone. There appear to be a few other teams in flying distance."

"Alrite let's zoom to base first, and then get going." So they flew back to base, Yurika grunting and Naruto gorned. From his spot, Shino saw them all with each other, and it give him idea.

So back at the base on the momunent, Yakumo noticed the other girls were naked. "...I'll join your group, Naruto, but... um later. Y'now..." Naruto gulped and nodded. Yakumo looked very pretty, and fragile like a flower petal floating on a still pond. Yurika coughed, and Naruto got back inside her, and almost taked off but Ami said "WAIT!" She grabbed her sai and hop on, and Samui get on too. They lift off and Samui's breastices flapped in wind like butterflies in a virgin stomach, but then Tenten grab on to them, feeling there sexiness and groning a litle bit. Naurto could see where Yorika was headed, to the Hokage tower! He had nervous thoughts, but put in his ninja training and made his c*ck stiff for the battle. Yurika's gorns were lost in the wind, but Ami kept fondling Samui, getting really into it.

Samui's ninja senses pick up and she deflected several kuntai with her tanto, and Ami did too. The storm of weppunz increased, and Naruto and Yurika did barrel rolls, and heard someone say "You won't get Lady Tsuna- AAAAaaaarrrgh!"

But then Aoba was popped up, riding Tsubaki(she was from filler) with Shizune on board! Naruto heart pound when he see Shizune, and almsot got nosebleed; her sexiness was embarrassing and death-defying. "There she is, Naruto! " Says Yurika. "We need Shizune." Naruto gulps and nods.

"I won't let you get to the Hokage!" Shout AOBA!

"But I am destined to face Tobi," Replies Naruto. "I need the epic power of her- umm... her tits!" Ami look around at him like "really?" Then AOBA! groan and shout.

"I believe you Naruto, but it is a power you will have to go through me to get!" AOBA! went into his Super Mode, and Tsubaki barfed crows at high speed, some of them was shot lasers from their eyeballs and Naruto did his best dodgings but still was being to deflect some with kunai. Naruto did big surge of chakra and Samui used a big water jutsu, which hit AOBA!"s justu crows like wave of girly tube blood, and light was refracted and the justu crows feathers got wet, and they could not fly. Ami then got antsy and want to use big fire jutsu, so they zoom in throwing kunai, which Shizune deflected but just do to give Ami time for preparing. She tickle Samui's boobies one last time and then made hand seal with surge of charka everyone gave her.

There was big anime flash of red light, and Ami yells "Fire Style Justu: Vagina Immolation!" A big wave of fire goad from Yurika and Ami and Samui, and it formed a giant fiery flying vagina the sweep to AOBA! and close in on him. It engulf him like a lusty virgin, swallowing him like a prison bitch, and made a big anime flash as it was being imploded.

But it seem to do of nothing! AOBA! and Tsubaki and Shizune were being purple now, and steamy like a hot c*ck. "What!" Samui and Yurika say, and Naruto was surprise too.

"It's my poison mist," Shiznue explained, "When in high high heat it becomes protective coating, and not of poison!" But in secret Shizune new they was poisoned a little bit, and feeling of a baked potato.

"Well I pull out all the stops now!" Shouted Naruto. "Shadow Clone Justu!" Then a bunch of copies of Naruto and the girls appear, and they have all their weapons and dart in for the fighting! But somehow Shizune knew the Clone Jutsu too and made some(not as many as Naruto) and the Shizune clones hopped off AOBA! and spring around fighting. Ami's jutsu clones hop off Naruto and fight and she was good with her sai but Shizune was being fast, and got lots of clones with good kunai attackings. So Ami prepare to use another big fire justu, a once a day kind of thing like Chidori was been. She became in tune with her clones, and then they turn to AOBA! and make the hand signs, and scream with rage moanings, "Fire Style Jutsu: Hellfire Orgy!" This was big ultimate technique, and there was an anime flash of energy as blood red flames pulse from Ami's clone's crotchular areas that mingle and swirl and explodicate, to the destroying of Naruto's clones too; and milky smoke curl up as left over fire rained down to burn stuff.

It was to seeing AOBA! and Tsubaki and Shiznue still in air, but all wobbly. Then hidden clones of Naruto and the girls fly up, and punch AOBA! in the face, which made building explodiate in Land of Water.

"I- I concede...!" Aoba said, and they fly to Hokage tower and land. "This was disappoint, I was thinking of being better," Aoba said.

"No you did great!" Naruto said with encouragings. "Like that crow laser thing, and Shizune was quick thinking too, with her poison." Ami and Samui nod, being impressed of this.

"I never knew Ami was good with the fire justus," Said Shizune.

"Well, hearing about how that Sakura Haruno was being of training with Lady Tsunade made me want to be better, so I trained a bunch." Buth then all could see Shizune and Aoba and Tsubaki was hot and not feeling good, and so Shizune healed them some but she got tired and didn't have the chakra to heal herself- but then Tsunade came! Outside, and look on scene. She see Shizune, and have sad look of face for a minute before using the one green palm glowing jutsu to heal her up. After, Shizune skin was nice and healthy and pink glowy, like Aoba and Tsubaki's was.

"So, Naruto: which of Aoba's team do you choose in victory winnings?" Asked Tsunade.

Yurika nod at Naruto, and he says "I pick Shizune."

Then air became of awkward, and Tsunade say "I'm sure everyone else would be glad to update me on the contest," And look to the door she was walked from. So Naruto and Shizune go through, and it has nice stairs going to a posh apartment suite, with a nice big rug in middle of room. Naruto look at Shizune, and she looked at him- and he looked at her, and she looked at him(like the Wried Al song), and Naruto gulp and got his shape to the bigness of almost pain, Shizune's sexiness was still embarrassing and cute.

"So-" Naruto begin but Shizune stop him finger on lips and put him down on the rug. She was of being nervus too but not of embarrassed like Naruto, and his shape looked good to her even if young. She kissed of his neck, and grind his shape, and sucked on his neck with sex cravings. So Naruto sit up to kiss of Shizune and he put his shape in her p*ssy, and Shiznue moan and rub her girly button as she sexed Naruto. They topple to of the rug when Naruto arch back for harder sexings, and Shizune grunt and used her girly muscles on Naruto's shape as they sexed, feeling his ogryness in her bits. She no notice mark flash on back long ago, and continue to sex Naruto harder and harder, rolling around on rug, fighting for top. She got to feeling the sexiness build up, and felt Naruto throb as she sexed on him and so he touched her girly button again an moaned and let out all her sexiness on Naruto, his shape now slick with pent up orgy lustings unleashed. Shizune gave the lusty happy moanings and lay on Naruto, mouthing his neck and cheek again.

"You're mine, you little naughty tailed beast," Shizune whisper of Naruto's ear with ultimate sexyness.

So then they was being wipe off with random blanket on a the couch, and went back outside. Aoba did not look at Naruto, and Tsunade coughed and say "Well it seems like Tobi's plan is being of effective."

"Is everyone else ready?" Samui ask, with smooth noticings. Naruto's girls nod.

"But how we all fly together?" Asked Ami.

"If you are all in contact with the genitalia, then Naruto's power will flow and connect with each of you. Simple." Naruto glance, and then Yurika was bend over but Ami speak.

"I need a quick recharge, Naruto." So they all look and Naruto got a shape seeing Ami's curviness, and she kneel down and open mouth for him he close eyes but it feel good so he open, and see Ami looking up at him, and it seem like they connect. She felt the glowing of sexiness build up in her again, and in a moment was glowy and blushing. "Alright, good to go." So Naruto got in Yurika, and Shizune got on her. Yurika then put her fingers in Ami's and Samui's girly parts, and they gasp as they feel power from Naruto. "LIIIFTOOOOOOOOOOF!" Shout Naruto, and they all fly up. Ami shared her boostings, and she and Yurika and Samui made a cool jutsu to make rocket fires come from their feet and they zoom fast back to the base on the Hokage's head.

They touch down, and Tenten mouth hanged open and stared to see Shizune with Naruto. "You're alright," Yakumo said. She was down to just her underwear, and had a fresh slim shape. Naruto felt of the embarrassing like with Shizune, but Yakumo smile and Naruto remember himself.

"Yeah, but we got into a fight with AOBA!, it was tough."

"But Naruto pulled through," Shizune added.

"I'm glad," Said Yakumo. "So, I was busy while you were away, and I used some homemaker justu to turn my clothes into more tents and blankets." Then Naruto saw at the new tents, all purple and very neat looking.

"These are pretty nice, Yakumo." Said Shizune, and Yurika and the other girls nodded with agreements.

"Oh! And they even have our names on them!" Said Ami, as she walked over to hers.

"I can use a jutsu real quick to put your name," Yakumo said to Shizune. She nodded and walked over with Yakumo to a tent near the mountain side.

"So, is there anyone else you you should think I should go for, Yurika?"

"A few, but I need a little bit of a break from flying. I didn't notice their positions changing, so they may be strategizing at the moment."

"So should we," Samui said.

"Yeah, I was thinking about how we'd defend our base here if other harems attacked while you were gone," Tenten said.

"We have the high ground, so we should be pretty well defended against jutsu if they don't know how to fly."

"And that also give us an advantage for our jutsu," Samui said. "Tenten's Earth and my Water Jutsu would have added power going down the slope."

"And Ami and Yakumo would be great to help against aerial attacks." Tenten said with suggesting. So Naruto and the girls continued to strategize, working out plans with Ami and Yakumo and Shizune once they came over, cool attack patterns and jutsu combos, and before they knew it it was lunch time. Naruto got a bunch of instant ramen from somewhere and they feasted on that. It was funny happy meal, and they had awkward giggles and laughs looking at each other, and then after they went back to their tents to chill. Naruto was wondering what kinds of harems he'd be facing in the next few days and weeks, who would be teamed up with who. He still hoped he could have Sakura with him, her cute pink hair and good strengths of punching. He wanted to beat Tobi and make the world peace more than anything, and he want to being of do it with Sakura... literally.

Lost in his thinkings, Naruto almost didn't notice the tent flap lift up. "Huh?" He looked, and seed that it was Samui...! "Uh, hey! Ah, umm..."

"Got a lot on your mind?"

"Uh, yeah I guess you could say that."

"Don't forget to keep a cool head, and not get too distracted." Samui said, lounging towards Naruto.

"But there are so many things to do, and keep track of!"

"Well, sometimes you needs to step back from that and relax for a little while." So Naruto began to see where Samui was going, and gulped big time. He looked at her, and saw her breastices being of the large and hanging. He liked girls with a shape more like Yakumo or Sakura, not all big like Samui, but she was still kinda being sexy. "Taking a litle break can help you focus..." Samui slithered with lustings onto Naruto, and talked low. "I could hear you with Shizune... just let it all go for a while and give me some of that..." So Samui licked at Naruto's neck and nibbled his ear for a second, and then say, "Maybe I could show you a thing or two while we're at it." She wrapped her arms around Naruto and stop his nervous talk with a slow kiss, and Naruto felt himself begin to get a shape. Samui was a really good kisser, and Naruto began to forget about not liking her shape and just felt her lips all over him, and then before he knew Samui put his shape inside her and began to sex on him, slow and heavy. Naruto groned, and Samui began to sex him faster, bit by bit. "Hnnnnggg! Uhh, uuhhhh, Samui!"

"You like that, huh?" Samui started to realy grind, with her girly button rubbing Naruto as she sexed him; Naruto arched his back into her and hold on to her hips. Samui slowed down, and took Tim to lick and nip Naruto's nipples when she came down to them. She raked his sides with light sexings of her fingernails, and sexed with heavy slow movings.

"Ynnnnaaahh, you fill me up just right, oh...!" In that way, Samui sexed with Naruto for a long time, moaning and really grinding on Naruto, then she got on her back and pulled her legs up behind knees, and Naruto got bruises on his b*lls from sexing Samui so hard. He got the sexing fury into him, and really kept sexing Samui hard even though his b*lls hurt, but after a while he slowed and sexed Samui like she had him, grinding into her with heavy sexings. Samui drew his head to her chest, and he kissed her breastices a little, and then sucked on one for a bit, leaving a big hickey. Naruto stayed on Samui's chest and breathed ed with lustings, looking into her eyes. Samui rolled over and sat them up, and then kneeld holding Narutos' shape. "Stand up," She commanded. "I want this all over my face." So Naruto stood, and Samui put him in her mouth, tasting Naruto and sexing his shape with her hands and tongue. Samui moaned in her self a lot, and Naruto groaned feeling the sexyniess build up again.

"Aaah, auhhhooohhh SAMUI!" She pulled him out of her, and he throbbed and got his sexy juice all over her face, and then Samui put Naruto back in her mouth and she sexed him for a little bit longer before she was done.

So in the afternooning, Naruto left base and went into town to buy some supplies, there were long lines at the nigga tools stores but not too many at the food ones,. He wanted to get a lot of ramen but the girls had yelled at him to get other stuff too, like tampon flavored cereal and chocolate flavored douches. He had lots of his clones carry all the stuff for him and he ran into Kakashi.

"You and your army going eat all that?"

"Ha ha, no, but I am really hungy. You have a lot of bags too, sensei."

"Aah, just have a few stray pussies to feed, they'll meow too loudly otherwise."

"Oh sure, I didn't think you liked cats!"

"I'm a fan of all things cute and adorable." Kakashi did his eye smile, and walked off to wherever. So it was the evening when Naruto got back to base on the Hokage's head, and Ami and Tenten said "Finally!" They all went through the bags and put a lot of stuff in the storage rock Tenten had made with a jutsu, and some stuff in their own teints, and it was while the canned soups were warming over the fire Yakumo gave a wanting look to Naruto. She look away for quick as she adjust her lacy brassiere, and then look back to Naruto for a second. The soups were soon done, and spooned into bowls to be ate with grateful slurpings and sponfuls. Naruto helped Shizune put away the bowls after the quiet eatings, and she winked and ruffled his hair as she walked to her own tent. Naruto go to his own tent and relax on one of the pillows he'd bought, thinking of crazy sexy days since Tobi made challenge. He began to be of the sleepy, and think about Tenten and Sakura, and it was dark in the crown walls of his base and tent. Then he heard shy interrupting coughings outside his tent!

"Come in!"

The tent flap was being lifted up, and Yakumo bent down to walked in. Naruto's eyes took a little bit to ajdust, and he see Yakumo's long brown hair looked dark and fine, and she kneeled down and crawleed to beside Naruto.

"What's up Yakumo?"

"Naruto, I still have not the being claimed yet," Yakumo said.

"Oh."

"I don't know how I'll compare to the other girls, but... well, I'm a- I... just, take it slow and easy O.K.?"

Naruto swallowed, and Yakumo reached behind to take off her brassiere, and slide off her thong. Her form was sexy silhouette in darkness, and she slowly hold and kiss Naruto with careful shyness. "Uh, um We don't need to do this for me to claim you..."

"But I want to, I want to be yours. I've had a little crush on you since that day..." Meaning, Yakumo meant, when Naruto told her the truth of her parents. "I'd never had anyone be so honest with me. And you were pretty cute too." So Yakumo went back to the kissing with Naruto, less shy now but still sweet and careful. It was cute with the lips, and Naruto liked kissing Yakumo like this, but after a while, he knew it was time and Yakumo helped to get him in a shape, touching him and kissing him. Yakumo winced with the painings but still sexed on Naruto gently, breathing low and holding on to him, her maidenness like flower petals plucked and telling of love...

DAY 3:

Bright and early, all was they up to eat breakfast and spar some. Naruto sees all his girl's skills, how good Ami and Tenten were with being of the sai and weapon fightings, and Shizune and Yakumo in genjustu battle that blur reality into mess of love juice. Yurika and Samui worked of their jutsus to, making cool steam jutsus and discussing more battling tactics. Naruto did some sparring with Yurika, and knowed her okay hand to hand skill but he want to talking being of with her. "I can feel someone watching us for distance," He said. Yurika nod like notice too.

"You want to do the scan, real quick?" Naruto nod, and they slip over to behind a tent. Yurika fondled Naruto's b*lls and stroked at his penis getting him into a shape, it was quick and Yurika put his shape in her mouth to slick it and then they sat down and Yurika got him inside her. She groned and there was short anime flash of light, and she started to look around for scannings. "They're up at top of montain, right above us..." She whispered to Naruto. Yurika start to being stand up, but Naruto hold her down and she looked at him with eyebrow surprisings. "You want to...?"

"Yes, I don't want us just to go flying around and and that will be it, I dont want is to use you like that."

"Well then come on, take me." So Yurika sexed on Naruto and put her arms around him, sexing with smooth grindings as Naruto kissed her chest, and then of surprise sexing Yurika put Naruto in all way by sit down hard, and hold Naruto close as she whimper and wisper "Cum on, cum on..." And Naruto put them both on ground, and squeezed Yurika's but-tocks as he pull his shape out a tiny bit then pound Yurika with hard sexings, her girly muscles got tight and tight and tighter until they were squeezings and grindging each other, and Yurika stifle moan by sucking on Naruto's neck and let out her love juice on him, and Naruto throbbed in her as her girly muscles kept holding his his shape hard. Yurika rolled to being of was the on top, and hold Naruto down. "We're gonna go for two, Naruto. Think you can for the keep up with me?" Naruto gulped, and Yurika began to sex on Naruto with speed of lustings for orgyness, and surprise sexings by slow down and sex on Naruto all way, really hold him tight and squeeze with her girly muscles before going fast again. Naruto kept hold of her but-tocks, slapping and feeling and queezfing there firmness. They get loud of the moanings, and Yuirika rubbed her girly button a little bit before clamping on Naruto her hardest yet, screaming with loud sex monings ad she felt him in her, and her girly mussels pulsed with glory as she let out her love juices again. Naruto could barely move but he kept up the hard sexings, and after a little while he throbbed in Yuirika again, too. Even though Naruto was being to lose his shape from all the sexings, Yurika still stayed on him and kissed him. "So long..." Naruto almost not hear her say, and he put his fingers in her... hair, and kiss her with sweet tongueings.

After they were done, Yurika checked and the person they'd felt wasn't there anymore. As they went back out a cloud passed over the camp, bringing darkness of happy day, and they girls were snackulating before the rest of the day. "Phew! So that was some tough sparring!"

Samui smirked. "So, you like it ro-"

"Yes, but I think we can all learn stuffs from each other," Shizune interrupted with smooth noticings.

"Yeah, Shizune could help me with my genjustu some, and teach me in the medical fields." Yakumo said.

"And already I'm learning more stuffs about weapuns from Tenten," Ami conpustulated*.

"So lets keep up the team work, to be the best!" Naruto did the nice guy pose, and Tenten giggled.

"Well what are you gunna teach us, Naruto? The Rasengan?" Tenten asked with joyous sarcasm.

"Well, I could try. But it's really hard at first."

"...I was just kidding."

"But no, I think it would be a good justu for you all, it doesn't need hand signs."

"So yew'll actually do it?" Yakumo asked. She was thinking this would be epic win for her jutsu, to be the good genjustu master and have a Rasengan.

"UH HUH!" Nodded Nartuo, now certain. "But later. A nigga needs to eat!" So Nartuo became with gleeful snackings, and enjoyed his Double Choclit Infinite Energy protein bars. The time passed with smilings, but soon it was of the being for next the plans.

"Are we ready?" The girls nodded, and Yurika said "We'll be going after another girl on my list, and it seems she is by a training ground in her man's base there. They haven't moved." Then they got into the flight formation, with Shizune and Yakumo riding on Yurika, who had her fingers in Ami and Tenten's girly tubes, and Samui rode on Tenten. "LIFTOOOOOFF!" Then they flew off, Yurika steering them in high speed turnings. It was almost cool funride, but they was became swift, and time of flight was not too long.

"I can see a guy and his harem hiding in the trees at two o'clock!" Tenten says.

"That's the place," Yurika confirms, so they descend with grace like teen boy's nads.

"I've come to challenge you, so come on out!" Naruto shouted. It was quiet, but then Naruto heard buzzings and perceived it was Shino they were facing. Tenten did a quick Earth justu, making a fast spike to lance up as a lusty penis at where she saw a hider from air. There was a yell of surprisings, and then Shino and his girls came out. Naruto was surpised to see he had four, and his mount was a girl with long dark hair Naruto didn't recognize- but to his side was Hinata! His vision falshed red and blood trickled from his nose as he saw her sexiness big and soft and curvy but not too big like Samui, but embarrassing like Shizune's was at first. He knew Shino's other two girls from academy, but he only knew there faces, and not their names right then.

"It does be perceived that you hast becoming of the greed, Naruto. You seeketh seven women?"

"I know I can beat Tobi, I must for sure be the one to face him! And you have four girls, now who's getting greedy?"

Shino sighed. "I- hold on-" Shino sexed his mount girl for a second, and then continued. "Ahem, it is not greed but like as thou hast explicated, to the defending of Our Village. Let us see who is wanting it more!" Shino signaled, and his girls lined up inf ront of each other, and bent down to sex the girl in front's p*ssy with their mouths. Then Shino was making hand signs, and made his justu revealed! "Hidden Insect Style Jutsu: Human Centipede Formation!" There was anime flash of light from the mount girl to Hinata, and the girls mouths streched and fuse with the but-tocks of the girl in front, so they looked like One Piece, and there was another anime flash of light and then Shino said "Anus-to-mouth fusion complete!" Then Hinata activated her Bakugan, and they all flew up in air like Chinese dragon, and circle for Naruto! His girls lift off, and there was surreal kunai attackings between the girls, twisting and spiralling like madness of tragic heros mind. Naruto took them back out of range for big kunai barrage from Ami and Tenten, but Shino did another justu and his girls stretched all the way and Hinata hit Samui in the arm with a Byakugan strike! Samui could no longer make fist with that hand. Tenten went for a kunai atacking but the Shino's girls twisted away, and there was a jutsu surge and the girls made hand signs, and Hinata used a huge fire breathing justu! Samui did a water stream jutsu to help as they did a rocket-fire boost dodge, but it was close.

"Yakumo, Shizune! Go!" They nodded, and Yakumo caught Hinata's eye, and did a genjutsu on her, so that Hinata felt like she was floating with wild uncontrol. Used a different version of her poison mist jutsu, a slower kind but still strong and Shizune and Hinata went right into it! Shino see this and curse his luck then do crazy thing! He grunted and swung his girls so that Hinata knocked against a tree, and then did it again a bit later!

"That was a good plan, but I know you can't think ahead Naruto! This battle will be mine!" It seemed Hinata was alert again, and her Byakugan was off. Then Shino's girls had their kunai out again, and Shino was of being do for the nixt big justu! "Here we go, Humen Centipede Formation: Burrowing Stinger!" Then Shino's girls began to spin like drill, faster and faster as they chase after Naruto till they was becoming for the blur. Ami used a fire charka kunai for the throwings, but it was deflected and the explosion was blown away by the spinning winds. There was piercing whine from ultra spinning, and Shino yelled as they charged forwards, but it was a miss! Then Hinata belched firebreathing Jutsu again, and the girls became for a being of the flamey drill!

"We have to break that technique!" Samui said. "We no have chance otherwise!"

"Alright!" Said Naruto. '"Ami and Tenten; combo three!" Naruto gave a big surge of charka thrugh to them, and they made the handsigns, and gave a yell like twins, "Legendary Collabo Justu: Reverse Meteor Technique!" There was a rumble, and a big globe of earth shot up, that became flamey and there was a big anime fire explosion and the Reverse Meteor broke up, and was in the explodication made small craters with the rubble. It stopped Shino and his girls in their tracks! But, Hinata was really hurt! And overall, Shino's girls looked kinda beat up. Ami and Tenten were panting from their jutsu, being of the tiredness.

"Quite the impressive jutsu, but I'm not done yet Naruto!" Shino made more hand signs, and call with epicness: "Hidden Insect Style- Apocalypse Plague!" There was bubbly surge through Shinos' girls, and then a huge swarm of his bugs pour from Hinata's mouth and eyes and ears. The bugs spread and fly, to the blocking out of the sun, and then fall like pourings of buzzing black rain. Naruto and his girls could no avoid this, and lots of the bugs got them.

"Naruto!" Shizune look back and say, as Shino's bugs rain into her mouth. So he gave her a big surge of charka after putting his fingers in her p*ssy, and then Shizune did a justu and made a big sphere of her poison mist Jutsu around them. The bugs still rained in, but the poison got them and they fell off, and the bugs eating on Naruto's and girls charka were poisund too, and fell off. Then the poison cloud drifted apart, and it was Hinata coming in for Bakugan attackings! But Tenten and Ami fought her off, and Ami used big a punch to Hinata's chin. But Hinata and the other girls stretched again, and with surprisings wrapped around Naruto with sexy squeekings! They lifted him up for big smash on the ground, but Samui jump up from Tenten and sock Shino hard in face, then mount his girl and give him beat down. It continue for a bit, but then Shino got his bugs and they attacked her, and she fell off. Shino's girls unwrapped Naruto, but gave stealthy kunai attacing to Ami and Tenten.

"This ends NOOOOWWW!" Shizune yell with rage fumings, she hovered over Yakumo, and the Kurama girl put Hinata in another floaty genjutsu; Shino sent his bugs at Shizune but she used a big chakra scalpel to slash them and flew past Shino with an anime slashing of her chakra scalpels, and Ami threw more fire charka kunai, that explodicated. Both Naruto and Shino's harems dirfted down, tired. But suddenly Shino was bleediated, and bugs flew from a wound on his stomach.

"I... I surrender," He moaned with defeat. For a while they all laid in wasteland from the big jutsu, then Shizune got back up. She started by heal of a girl from Shino's team, who she knew was trained in medic justu, and then they healed Hinata and everyone else all they could.

"The girl on my list was Hinata," Yurika whispered to naruto. He nodded, then walk around to help everyone into sitting position.

"So who do you claim for your victory winnings, Naruto?" Naruto looked at Shinos' girls, knowing he had a good harem, but he already knew his pick.

"I- I'd like to claim Hinata," Naruto said with false confidents. But Hinata nodded ladyishly, and limped over to Naruto's harem. "And remind me to never make Shino angry," Naruto said, and everybody gave tired chucklings.

"Um," Hinata spoke up, "I noticed near the end with my Byakugan our base is still intact. We have some more healing suppiles there." So they nodded, and went over past the craters into woods for finding of the base of Shino's harem. Was short walk that feel as if mile, all were so tired, but they made it, and Shizune and Hinata and the girl with long dark hair helped apply ointments and bandages, and all just chillaxed for a little while. But then it was lunch time, and Naruto's harem said there goodbyes and lifted off for their base. This flight seemd very quick, and before he knew it Naruto was snacking it up with his girls on the Hokafe's head. Thair was a cupple awkwerd momints after, but Naruto knew he should do some things and he and Ami went to his tent, and he recharged her. After Ami Tenten came in, and he recharged her too. But now Naruto was tired from recharging her, so he snuggled with Tenten, and they both napped together, in cozy sleepings.

It was being the afternoonings when they woke up, and Tenten kiss Naruto before the smile of being to leave his tent. Naruto yawned and stretched, and step outside for air freshings. The sky seemed like virgin lover who did not know the pain reaching up into it, and Naruto sighed. But then he heard shy coughings to his side, and saw at Hinata. "Naruto..." Hinata was blush like Spring rose buds, and looked at the ground. "I... I think we should..." So Naruto blushed too, and looked away.

"Ah uh, let's, let's step into my tent then," Naruto said with chuckly nervousness. They went in and sat down, and Hinata blushed even more, but held Naruto's hand and look into his eyes. She scooted closer, and put her arm around Naruto, and started breathing heavy.

"Naruto, I love you..."

"I..." This was almost surprise to Naurto, he knew Hinata act weird around him, and she was good friend. "Th- that means a lot, Hinata. Thanks. I- I..."

"I know you like Sakura Naruto, you dont have to lie..."

"No I do like her, I just... now that you're here I kinda realize I like you too, Hinata." Love filed the air between them, and slowly Hinata lean for being of the kiss, and fall with Naruto onto blankets. It was hot with the longings, and beautiful like Summer breeze. Hinata kissed with the happy monings, and took Naruto's hand and guided it over her body.

"I want this to be yours, all of it, forever... every inch of me..." After more soft kissings Hinata began to grind on Naruto a little, feeling him getting a shape; so she sat up, and caressed Naruto's b*lls and penis, getting him to his full shape. She took shallow breaths, then closed her eyes and slowly put Naruto's shape in her p*ssy, up into her girly tube. "Aaaahhh, ah NarutoooOOH! Yes, oh yes..." Hinata went slow with her sexings at first, but after the claiming justu marker flashed on her back she became hungry with her sexings, pulling Naruto to sit up with her, holding him close to her bosom as she moaned and sexed him like her life depended on it. Naruto put his hands on her hips and slowly licked and kissed on Hinata's breastices, getting the flavor of the girl who loved him so much; she tasted like the victory of the first flower after Winter; like sparkling dew after an April shower. Hinata was feeling the sexiness build up and, flow from every part of her to her girly parts in a waves, and soon it all overflowed before she could think of holding it in, and Hinata gave lusty moanings into Naruto's ear, and the grippings of Hinata's girly muscles made Naruto start to throb in her. Hinata collapsed into a mess of happy lustings, kissing Naurto and whispering "Thank you..." over andover.

Hinata cuddled with Naruto a while, but they knew it was of the becoming time for the was evening supper meal, so they went out and started up the camp fire, Tenten and Yakumo came. out and helped to make the soup. "You no being good of the cooks, Naruto." He object but know they're right, and so pretend to be anrgy as the girls put veggies and bits of Konoha mountin oysters in it, but it began to smell really good so he drop act.

"So," Hinata began, "Nonami and Momoka were fire release users, and Akira was a medic nin, but what are everyone's talents here?"

"I'm a genjutsu user," Yakumo said.

"And I used lots of weapons from my scrolls, remember?" Tenten suplied.

"Ami's pretty good with the fire Justu, and Samui's cool with the plannings and Water Jutsu. And of course you know Shizune; and Yurika's good with the plannings too, and she can scan the area and tell if any harems or people are arund, kinda like your Byakugan, and she can tell what charka nature poeple have too."

"I wonder what my chakra Nartue is," Yakumo and Hinata whispered like twins.

"Yurika could prob'ly tell in a little bit," Tenten said. Yakumo nods, and adds another punch of herbs to the soup. "I have Earth nature charka." The the supper was made, the girls being talked off silly stuff like purses and there favorite panties and farts. Naruto shakes his head and tune them out, and enjoy the good cookings of Yakumo and Tenten and Hinata.

It was fun and silly meal, and Naruto went back into his tent happy. It was big day, with epic harem battle and claiming Hinata. He thinked of the girls in his harem, how he was starting to like Tenten how Yakumo and Shizune liked him. Oh, and Ami! I cunt leave her out of this becomings, she's worked so hard. I should go and talk to her. But Naruto yawned with tiredness. After I take a little nap.

But it not a smallish nap, stars and darkness became the sky when Naruto left his tent. Suddenly, he could feel the watchings again! "Come down, and we can talk! It's Naruto Uzumaki!" So Nartuo heard pebbles tumble down as a person approached, then a silky landings behind a tent. They shuffled forwerds, and in the firelight Nartuo could see person was wearing stealthy cloths and had orange hair. "Who are you?" The person pulled up their mask, and it was a girl- and she looked familiar, more grone up. She took off her hat, and shook out her hairs.

"It's me Sasame, Naruto- do you remember? From the Fuma clan?"

"Oh- that's you, Sasame? That was so long ago I almost forgot. So what brings you here?"

"Well, I got permission from the elders to trane a broad, almost as soon as you left, so I've been in Konoha for a while. People don't trust outsider ninja, really, but I've gotten by; I have a couple friends at the Interrogation Division I've teamed with for missions."

"You got to do mishins?"

"Just the small stuff, nothing too important- I'm from another cuntry, rember? But I got assigned to the Interragation Divshin in the war... and then this happened. I wasn't paired up at the start and I've been on the run avoiding crepes since."

"Or have you been on the run? I felt someone watching us yesturday."

"Heh, you caught me. I'd seen you flying to and from here, and took a peek. Seme s like a nice group you've got here..."

"Yeah, theyur grrrreat!(tm) I've known most of them for a while, so we're mostly all frends."

"You guys seemed pretty close." Sesame was silent for a minute, but then walked around the fire to Naruto's side. "Whot I guess I'm asking is to join yore group, Naruto. Could I?" Naruto did not have to think aboot it, as usual.

"Of course, Sasame."

"Than let's go to your tent, and- you can ehm, claim me."

"Oh yeah, that. Uhem." So Naruto lead the whey, and once in his tent SasaMe took a tiny lite from a pocket and turned it on, and put it on the floor. It was okay to see with. In feeling of slow moshin to Naruto, Sasame stripped down revealing her nice athetic shape.

"How do I look?" Sasame asked with wink. She spread open her legs, and leaned her head back. She looked of the sexy to Naruto, and he got a shape, fast. He carefully put his shape in Sasame's vagian, and she pulled him down on top of her, and he began to sex her gently.

"I'm not made of glass, Naruto. Cum on." Sasame gasped, and as Naruto increased his sexings, and wraped her. legs around his back, and just then the claim mark activated. "Hnnnnyuhh, UHHH! O.K., I think it went..." Naruto pulled out, and lade on his side nexto Sasame. "So now I'm yours... maybe we'll finish this later..." Then Sasame wrapped arm of sleepings over Naruto, and drifted off into the dreamy.

DAY 4;

nARUTO OPPS Naruto woke up with Sasame in his amrs. It almost surprised him but then he remembered the night and how she joined his harem. "Sesaame," Naruto whispered with wakings. He whispered again, and she opened her eyes. "Wakey wakey,"

"Good morning Naruto. Sleep good?" Sasame asked, wink eye smilings.

"Uh-huh." Sasame sat up and streched.

"Let's get somethings to eat," Naruto nodded and left his tent with Sasame Tenten and Yakumo and the girl s wure alredy up, sitting arond the campfire, boiling water for some oatmeal. Yurika saw Sasame, and gaspt.

"What bold is this, how is she here?"

"Huh?"

"The Interrogation Division calls her the Orange Demon, it's literally impossible for you to know her!"

"Sasame, I thought you said you didn't do any important missions."

"Well, I don't know much importaint to Konoha, but I know plenty about the other nations, I'll put it that way."

"But, Orenge Demone?"

"...I know a couple useful seals. And I resently learned the Charka Thread teknique, too. Really, I've just been working on being a better ninja for my Clan. I learned a lot here around Konoha."

"Well, you've certainly been a help to us. I'm glad yore on hour side," Yurika said with honisty. Shizune and Samui nod with agreemints, and Yakumo pourt in the oats for teh oafmeal.

"So, what's our plan of action today?" Ami asked.

"Well, today I thought I'd start on teaching you guise the Rasegan, and we could just chill and hang out."

"Sounds gould to me. How does the Rasengan work?"

"There are two important parts; The speedy rotation, and the power! Jiraiya helpt me learn the rotation by using water baloons, and when I could rotate the water fast enough so the balloon popped, then I had that down. Oh- but its not just in One Direction, it's in several. For the power, he had me use a rubber ball and when I could burst that I had the power! And last, I had to cumbine those steps without brakeing a badolln."

"And then after that, the RageShuriker**!" Tenten said.

"No, I was thinking Sage Mode after that, and then maybe the Rasen Shuriken."

"Oh, Senjustu?" Shizune askt with surprised interestings.

"Yeah, I thought of an interesting way to show you guys in a dream. But it takes big work like the Rasengan does. See, you have to hone You penis, and have the chakra cuntrol to mix the nature energy with yore own chakra, just the right way. It can be dangerous if you get it wrong."

"Like how?" Shizune was being of the asked.

"You could turn into a frog statue of stone, for the permanent. And The Great Tode Sage said you need big charka reserves, but I dunno aboot that. You gise seem strong to me!"

"And how do you gather the natural energy?" Shiznue asked, with serious interest.

"You have to be still with no movings, and focus." So now the oatmeal was being for the done to eating, so everyone got out their chopsticks and ate. When none was looking Shizune mixed some of the Choclit douche with hers, and added a few drops of Narutos' love juice. It was quick serious meal, not really talking except aboot who would get Naruto first in the evening.

The morning passed with Rasengan trainings, the speed rotations being of the worked on. Naruto sees none worked on it harder then Yakumo, she tried really hard, and he could tell from using Rasegan she pretty much had rotation down already! It made him smile. The other girls was doing swell also, and Naruto knew they would learn Rasengan soon too. He sawed at Ami, who had a titty purple charka colour, and walked to her. Her Rasgene swirlingrs were most of one eretcino, and he ask of this.

"Oh I'm... just doing it one step at a time. and slowly work it in other directions, and then go for the speeds. How did you do it?"

"Oh, I had a bunch of clones to help of me for the traneing." And... "And Ami, go you fly with me to pick up some rubber balls in the village?"

"Sure. You wanna leave soon?"

"Yeah, I wanted to get my rubber balls before lunch." Ami Raegan spinnings dissipate, and slip off with Naruto. "And uh, Ami? I guess, um, thanks for being such a big help in the battles."

"Thanks, Naruto, I'm actually starting to have fun with this whole thing, I dont mind. Now let's get ready..." Ami kneeled down and stroked Naruto's b*lls and penis, helping him get into a shape. Ami took some time to sex Naruto's shape with her mouth, gonring. "Mmnnmmmmrhh. Alright, stick me up, Naruto!" Nartuo obeyed, and for a moment forgot he was to fly and buy balls, and sexed Ami with closed eyes, then remembered and open his eyes and call "LIFTOOFF!"

Meanwhile, the rest of Naruto's harem was finishing up their Rasengan rotation practice. "And Naruto learned this in less than a week? Ugh." Shizune said.

"We'll have to make him tell us how when he gets back," Tenten added.

"Yeah, hold him down and tickle it out of him," Shizune said. The girls looked at her all weird and of being with teh eyebrow raisings. "I'M 31 AND SINGLE DAMMIT! GIMME A BRAKE! Auhem. I mean, it would be a fun bonding exprience for us."

"But who would do the tickling?" Tenten asked. "We'd need the stronger girls to hold him down, so maybe me..."

"I- I would like to tickle him..."

"We all know you would Hinata, your vote doesn't count. So-"

"I mite do it, I knew how to tickle back in my younger days," Yurika said.

"AACHHOOOO!" The girls lookt to Sasme. "Oh sorry, I'm allergic to B S. I've seen your file, so if you knew how to tickle anyone it's you-"

"What'd you say?"

"Just Saiyan maybe one of us younger girls should do it."

"Well, as oldest I think I have the right to tickle him," Shizune conpustulated. Sasame fake sneezed agina.

"Maybe we could take turns tickling him?" Samui suggestit.

"And I would go first," Shizune quickly said.

"No, me!" Sasame said. They pingponged noes and yeses like epic tennis match then Sasame leapt for strangle Shizune, and then all the girls got rolled up in big anime dust cloud of fightings, yelling "No, me FRIST!" rolling around the camp until Yakumo farted.

"That wasnt mine," Tenten said.

"I now it wasn't, your butte is in my face!" Shizune said. They all untangled from ball of fightings and Samui give glance to Yakumo.

Shizune sighed. "Well, we'll just see what happens when they get back." And just then, Ami and Nartuo returned from their quick trip!

"Hey guys, I got some balls for Rasengan training!" Ami toke them from Naruto and put them in the storage rock place, and Naruto sawed at the girls heads swivle to him. "What, what did I do?"

Shizune used her fast lunging for him, and tackled him to begin the ticklings. The other girls jumped on to him, grabbing at him too. "Tell us how you did it," Shizune asked, tickling Naruto's ribs.

"Hah aehu- d- did what?"

"How you learned the Rasengan so fast!" Ho.

"Oohue- I" But Naruto could not answer for his tickled laffings, which Ami now see and join in on, giving him a noogie. Naruto was being for the tickles by all girls, Samui had for the left foot ticklings, Hinata was of the secritly ticlikng his b*lls and thighs, Sasame was twibblet his rite armpit, and Shizune smiled down on him as she tickled his ribs, and then gave him big happy older sister kiss on lips.

"We'll make you confess after lunch," Shizune said. So Naruto and the girls had some snackulatings, protein bars and fruit, nuthing heavy. It was light cheery mood of the harem, first since all was gohery*. The circle sitting aboot the cuntfire remindit Naruto of his dream for the Sage Jutsu teachings. So he told them of this.

"Ready to try it?" They assented, and Naruto sat down between Ami and Shizune.

"So um, first we'll all need to be connected, so..." Naruto put his fingers into Aim's and Shizune's p*ssies beginning to send his chakra into them. All around the fire place they connected, fingers squiggling into p*ssies like worms into rich fertile soil. "Now be as still as you can, motionless..." Naruto stilled himself, and began to gather the natural energy he sensed around him. It seeped in, and he began to pass it along to the others, and he heard Kiba singing in his head.

"Kumbaya, my Kage, Kumbaya... I won't even ask what I'm interrupting, I'll just snatch Yakumo and be on my way."

"Kiba, my conscience sounds li- hey! " Naruto opened his eyes, and sawed at Kiba floating behind Akamaru, with his sister Hana riding on the dog. "Hm- waia, oh FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-" Hinata thought Naruto was under a genjutsu because of his screamings, and then saw Akamaru and Kiba. It made her disappoint.

"So you're back again?" Yakumo asked with dagger stares.

"We'd be unstoppable, Yakumo! I have to make to you see the light!"

"No! I'm happy with Naruto and his girls, go away before I make you regret it." Yakumo slapped Naruto to sense. "We've got a battle, Naruto. G- get big for me... I need you now." Naruto gulped and touched himself to get a shape, and Yakumo, turned and squat for him. He stood(geddit) and thrusted into her girly tube, and there was an anime flash of light as Yakumo's powers began to amp up. "Hnnnggghh, uhhhh ohh! Yes... see, Kiba! see how good this makes me feel?"

"Fistful of Ryo says you're faking it. I would treat you good Yakumo! I know how talented and fragile you are, you don't need some wild and crazy knucklehead like Naruto!"

"Naruto DOES teat me good, Kiba! He treats all of us good!"

"BUT HE'S FREAKIN' NARUTO UZUMAKI! He... n00b when it cums to sexing!"

"N00b? There's 8 of us Kiba! And on top of that, you should hear how he makes them mone! I know for a fact he no n00b, because we fuct TWICE after he snatched my V-card!"

"I don't believe you, because what you're saying is impossible! I and I've heard enough!" Kiba shoved his fingers into Hana's p*ssy, and sexed her hard for a moment. She moaned a bit, grunting and clutching Akamaru. "See this? This could be you Yakumo! Now it's time!" Kiba gave big surge of chakra to Hana and Akamaru, and raised his voice for holy vengeance: "If I can't have you, no one can! Triune Heavenly Fang!" Kiba and Hana and Akamaru began to spin like epic saw, buzzing with penis juice of hate rage. It raged forwards like a flaming dildo to a lesbian anus, stripping away the rock crown wall on the Hokage's head, with ominous chanting music of backround, but when it came to Yakumo she stopped Akamaru with one finger!

"Time to wake up," She said with epic deadpan.

"Huh? Wha- exploding tag on my- when did AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Then the genjutsu boomed apart, and Kiba was faceup on rock with an anime explodey black face.

Yakumo leaned down to whisper in Kiba's ear. "Naruto's given me bigger bangs than that."

Kiba blinked and began to cry manly tears of defeat. "I- I... Dammit you win this one Nartuo..." There was extreme awkwards, because of who Nartuo could choose from.

"Kiba, we're friends and all but... I'm sorry. I just can't do it with a dog. Hana, I choose you for my victory winnings." She nodded and walked over to beside Naruto, blushing with hot embarassed.

"So all that was genjutsu?" Ami was being asking.

"Yes, my genjustu is my clans kekkei genkai, of being super strong." Shizune walked over, and to being the check up of Kiba.

"I'm fine, just gimme a minute Shizune..." But Shizune use quick green glowy palm Justu on him anyways, and Kiba blinked to being of the better. He sit up with gornings. "Say... now that I'm here, you guys wouldn't have something I could snack on, wood yew?" They did, and shared some beef jerky with him and Hana, before the awkwerd got too much and Kiba had to go.

"So," Naruto said with distractings, "Dogs to animals, animals meet, meat to flavoring, flavors to sage, sage to Sage Mofe! Whose ready to start the practise again?"

I was awkerd at first, but after Naruto explained to Hana and all was shiting for a while in still, it became good feeling, and Shizune and the girls began to understand what sage mode was aboot. The senjustu training took a while, so it was being of the evening, and girls glanced at each other and nod. Kiba sister Hana followed Naruto to his tent, stepping inside with him. "What you want to talk of, Hana."

"Not too much, but... you not of claim me."

This is kinda an awesome problem to have... Naruto thought with male pervertings. "Well, alright, um..."

"Don't overthink it, just cum at me." Hana let her hair down, and pulled Naruto to her with the Secret Woman Grip...

DAY 5:

Naruto awoke, wrapped in the warm touchings of Hana, her arms and legs feeling just right around him. It feel good and sleepy comfortable, so he close eyes and rest of her, storking Hana's hair and sexy shape of back. But Hana trained well of ninja, and even happy light touch as this wake her. "Whe- oh, ohhh. Good morning, Naruto."

"Good morning, Hana." Naruto was aboot to say someting else, but Hana kissed him slow, with smooth tongue that raise dawn of libido. Then, he realized his shape was already inside Hana- they had of being to fall asleep that way. The kiss was of making him get a shape again, achey but growing with revived lustings. Hana rolled them to her on top again, her hair over dark eyes being an extreme sexyness. Naruto gave her a slow sexing, and Hana mone "Just like this, for a while..."

Meanwile, his other girls were of light breakfast and into sharp trainings. Shizune and Samui led them in hand to hand traneing, but Yakumo was off to the side working on her Rinnegan's rotation with the balls. It was quiet but hard work for her, to have this justu. She wasn't the muscle strong like Samui or Ami, so Yakumo felt extra need to complete the Rasengan.

"Are they even aware things are happening outside the tent?" Sasame asked, with suspicions.

"I don't think so," Ami replied. "Oh- starting to move again."

"I didn't think Naruto was this kind of gir- guy. I meant guy. " Tenten said, glancing around nervously for a momint.

"It- I think it's of being more that for Hana is that kind of girl." Shizune said, as she demonstrated the Grasping Boar Anus kata. "The Inuzukas are... a healthy clan."

Tenten smirked. "Well, that would explain Kiba." Tenten blocked with her C*it. "Almost."

"Speaking of healthy, I think Naruto will need a day off soon, to rest his groin muscles and prostate." Shizune suggested.

"...He'l need it," Sasame heard Hinata whisper, which made her chortle to the missing of an attacking from Yurika, to her face. "OOf!"

"Your guard was down, I went for it." Yurika said. With a shake of her hed with determined revengings, Ami began to go through the Anus Phoenix Tribunal kata with Yurika again. As morning wore on, the Konoha girls were surprised to see Shizune knew so many kata, and Tenten asked of this. "I had to do something while Lady Tsunasde was passed out; and sometimes I worked on them with her."

"Is Naruto Uzumaki here?" They all turned to look, and seed at a girl who was standing on the wall: Karin!

"He's here, but he's occupied right now, Karin." Said Shiznue.

"Well, could I hang around here? Guys have been chasing me, thought maybe I could blend in with you."

"I'm sure Naruto would say yes," Hinata answered. The other girls nodded with agreeings. "It should be O.K."

"Thanks." Karin hopped down, and walked into the group. "So what's going on? Looks like a work out."

"Oh, just working on some kata, maybe then the Rasengan."

"What, you all know the Rasengan?"

"No but we're working on it, and Sage Mode too."

"Heh, sign me up!"

"How are things going down below?" Sasame was being of the asking.

"Insane. Only a few guys have decent size groups, and all us single girls are on the run from the other guys; some of us have formed groups."

"Who are those guys with groups?" Ami was for the wondering.

"Lets see, Kakashi, Killer B, and some guy named Shino, I heard they have several." Karin looked around. "Semes Naruto isn't doin' so bad either."

"Nope."

Karin then joined in on the Kata training, but sat back to watch with the Rasengan trainings, it seemed to her they all were doing good with it, from what she knew of the Rasengan. They broke for lunch, it being instant panem with pork and veggies. Afterwards they was to work on Sage stuff again, and Hana finally came. out of Naruto's tent. Naruto wasn't far behind, and he helped them again with feeling the nature energy, and started the telling of how be to absorb when he called for snackulation break.

Karin just had to notice how all girls seemed to be of easy, relaxicating, and make decision. She not say anything, but keep learning of the nartural energy with others. When they stopped for the day Karin sawed of brief intent look in Shizune's eyes, but it pass when she look to Naruto, who she smile of. Wondering of the **cking order in group, Karin began to introduce herself to the rest of Naruto's harem. Take note she did of suspicious looks from Sasame and Yurika, in corner of noticing. But still she continue of was being talking, with Hinata and Tenten. But then she was of making silly chick excuse, "I must being for the bathroom usings, I'll leave for a bit."

"Sure. Will you be cumming back?" Asked Naruto.

"Yups, in a jiffy." Karin assured.

"Seeing ya!" But Karin was no really for the baffroom- she was being knew then Naruto was nice guy, and for being was to get a group of unclaimed girls to cum to him! Meanwhile in the base, all were stretching from being stiff because of sitting for the sage stuff so long, nice poses and relaxicated gornings; and Shiznue made sure to stretch pose near Naruto. He no miss this, but focus on his own relaxicating stretches, instead of getting shape from a look-see of Shizune. Shizune no miss this, and stop to talked with him.

"Naruto, could we cuddle tonite? Maybe even something else if you... up for it?"

"Uh, well..." Shizune's sexiness was a bit embarassing again, but he knew she was good for the grown-up nicings. "Sure, but, I'm... starting to get tired, y'now..." Shizune smiled an give Naruto a tender kiss of the forehead, then winked.

"See you later." Shizune walked of to her own tent then. Naruto feel touched Shizune was nice of him, and now thinked of how Hinata was loved with him. It made him a deep happy to know people was think this of him, and he vow to self to protect his girls for as long as he could.

Then to help with war and teme unity, he start game of Six Degrees of Tobi with girls, to make of connections to evli mastermind, and also for fun.

"Okay, how aboot this! You won't connect this girl!" Said Naruto, with confidents. "Moegi!"

"You, and from you to Tobi." Said Tenten. She giggled as Naruto gave anime rage fumings, but then they hear group approach over wall... it was Karin- but with five other girls!

"You now how it is when girls meet in thh bathroom... they ended up cumming along." Ami facepalmed, groaning at the obvious lye ...that Naruto didn't catch.

"I'm guessing you all need a place to stay the night?" Karin nodded, and Naruto looked at the other girls. It took a minute, but with a jolt of memory shockings, he knew he knew two of them! Isaribi, the fishy girl, and Tamaki, the weapon shop girl from abandoned city! The others had filler look, but seem nice enough, kinda familiar.

"...and I don't know if there are any conditions for your group, but I think a lot of us would like to join. Could we?"

"Well, the only condition is to work with everyone else to be a team. Can you do that?"

They all nodded.

"Then you can join." The awkward explodicated like pugnacious anus lure, and Sasame coughed. "So, if you want to be claimed, uh- know what I'll be in my tent." Karin and Isaribi and one of the "filler" girls followed, she had kinda wavy brown hair, and she was being born under a blood red moon, prophesied to be uber grand hero of none to remember by Vince Russo during 3rd Nigga war... her wrath is like was for being stung by forgotten memory of a hornet, her love like the fire of burning p*ssy hair, and her skill in battle as legendary as a frumious jubjub bird...

"My name is Risa Michoku," Said the "filler" girl. Naruto was seed she had super fit shape, not too small as was usual. She flipped her hair over her shoulder, and came. down to Naruto, slowly easing onto his shape. She stared him in eye as they sexed with wantings, until the claim mark flashed on her back. She give smile and then get up, and Isaribi came. Over, Naruto seeing she was no more of the scales on her skin!

"...found you again..." Isaribi whispered with passion, enveloping Naruto deep inside her. Her sexings was squeezy and hard, and mark soon flashed on her back. She got up for Karin, who had thighs of the sexy that Naruto rubbed for a bit as they sexed, but Karin got off. when her claim mark flashed. She got up, and Isaribi lean in for quick determined hard kiss on Naruto's lips before they left, and the other 3 girsl came. in to Naruto's tent. Tamaki went first, her breastices jiggling as she sexted on Naruto, and another of the "filler" girls had a shape with same sizings as Hinata, and she had pretty blue eyes and dark brown hair. Her booger almost made Naruto throb in her, but the claim mark flashed, and she licked her lips and got up. The second "filler" girl had good average shape, and a long bob cut for her dark purple hair. She curtsied, and called herself of being named Goro Tenchihana. She gripped Naruto with strength of 4 arms as she sexted him, and gave Naruto needy look as she got up, one that say this was no just claim.

"I- need a minute, guys..." They nodded, and after they left Naruto took deep breath and rubbed his achey shape with soothings. He wiped his hands on wipey cloth, then chillaxed upon his pillow. These girls were big surpise, and he was of the tired now, his shape shrinking like a flower closing its petals for the day, receding like clouds as sun part them after a storm.

Meanwhile, outside, big introductions were in order. The girls mingled, Risa making fast friends with Hinata and Samui, while Goro laughed it up with Ami and Tenten. Yurika became for the diner preparing, and Yakumo snakey move over to chat as did she so. "Yurika", she began, "You can tell of chakra natures, right?"

"Not normally, just when my powers are activated."

"Is nature energy have a... nature?"

"No, it's... more like all combined, and still different."

"Do you now what my chakra nature is? I've being of the want to know for a while." Yakumo asked, as they get out big number of soups can from storage rock.

"Yours? Let me think... aha, yes, it's Wind."

"Ah, that nice. Just like Naruto!" Yakumo eye smiled, and Yurika smiled back as the big cookey pot was procured. The twain set it oop and was heard of the chatter from group, silly girl talk things about like if they pubic hair made them look fat, what color to die their sclera, and of course who would get Naruto first after supper.

It was epicly boring supper, having to sharing basically left over food in storage rock, and sexy tension masturbated the girls libido's for Naruto. Naruto could feel it like eager hand around his penis, and girls could see he was getting shape but with the hiding. Finally, Naruto just became of the tired, and went to his tent, to relaxicate and sleep.

He'd closed his eyes for the nightings, when Shizune snuct in. "You still awake?"

"Yeah." He scooted over a bit, and Shizune cuddled up at his side, stroking his hair. It was feeling of good to Nartuo. "Shizune, can you keep a secret?" She nodded, and Naruto spoke. "It's getting hard to keep up with all these girls, I mean I like them and I know some of them like me, but I'm tired."

"Well, you can relax with me any time you want, I'll take good care of you..." Shizune stroked Naruto's hair, and gave him gentle lovey kiss on lips. She held him in arm and looked into his eyes. "I meant it when I said you were mine. I'm going to do what I can to keep you now, even after this is over. I know how strong you are, and want to be, an all I've wanted to do since I know you is help for that."

"Shizune..." The two had a few more slow tired kissings, then cuddled of close for night.

DAY 6;

Naruto woke up with Shizune in his arms, and feeled a deep for her, even if she was nosy sometimes, he did no move, and just enjoy holding her, breathe her in.

And then Yurika open tent fap and call "Naruto!"

"Hmmneh?"

"I received a message dove, from a Nadeshiko Village place, it said was for the urgent!"

"Oh, uh, gimme just a second." Yurika nod and leave the tent flap alone, to be of the leavings.

"Go get 'em..." Shizune said, and gave Naruto deep lovey kids. She slapped Naruto on the fanny and he say "Hey!" and made fake frowny face and left for the outside. Isaribi was immediately on his d*ck, sucking it like mad.

"THE FISH SMELL I HAD TO DO SOMETHING ABOOT IT!" Yurika yelled. "You try sharing a tent with her!" Yurika coughed, and extended her hand to Naruto. "But the pidgeon mail was real, I got it a few minutes ago."

Naruto took it, and unrolled the small paper. "I have learned of the game, as the jutsu was broadcast to all nations, and a local medic placed the claiming jutsu on me as well. But you see, there is still my problem of having a suitable husband; and none who would claim me had the... talent. But I know of your efforts in the war, and if anyone could hope to defeat Tobi, I perceive it is you. So I travel to Konoha, with this offer of myself to join with you. I should arive within the day you receive this. Signed, Shizuka? Shizuka, that sounds... of oh, from Nadeshiko Village! Her, with the marriage prochecy again... gehuuyhh." Naruto shivered. Isaribi stopt then.

"Aw man this girl's no joke, I hope I don't have to fight her again." Naruto was shooked his head, and skeeted to Yurika. "Well, I gunna head down to get some more supplies, we're getting really low already."

"Ah, could I fly you down there?"

"Well, uh, don't tell the other girls but I kinda need to erm- rest, so I'll pass on the flying right now."

"No, its' all right, Shizune mentioned you would need some break time. I'll let you know if Shizuka gets here before you return."

"Cool, thanks. See ya!"

So Naruto hopped over the crown wall on the head, and ran the down on being rocky for the monument. In moments he came. To the village. Again, there was a long line at the nigger tool store, the racks of weapons looking emptier and emptier. A guy with an afro went away with loads of stuff and Nartuo wanted to take some of the cool looking weapons he had. But surprisingly there were still enough, so Naruto picked some up and threw down handful of ryo and change. Next up was the food market, and he made several clones before heading in. Vaggies, bread, bits of meat, seaweed flavored cereal ,along with menstruation flavored protein shakes for himself.

Next he was to stopped by other supply shop, for the camping gear- tents, fire starters, and then he went to the homey store to buy more blankets and pillows, and picture frames for Tenten's photoshopped pics. Naruto wanted to forget the one of Guy-sensei and Neji, but couldn't. Thinking of Sakura helped though, so he thought of her as he went to the library for ninjutsu books- he wanted to learn more jutsu with his harem, maybe learn some of space-time like for was to being of the Tobi potentially could. On the way out, he bumped into Kakashi again, who also had lots of bags again.

"Ohai, sensei! G'morning!"

"Morning, Naruto. I see you're gonna be busy."

"Well, today's a big day. I got some new members for my team, and I got a letter saying another girl is cumming today."

"The more the merrier," Kakashi said.

"I could say same of you! I bet I know how you keep those pussies from meowing, you stuff their mouths with-"

"I'm not as desperate as Kiba, Naruto. And there are... I'll just say Ichi Icha has been taught me useful."

"You'd have to be half alien to do some of that stuff!"

"...and that's were the transformation Jutsu comes in handy. In any case, I think the time is cumming."

"What do you mean, the time?"

"You don't know? Me and you are tied for first here in Konoha. Once Killer B landed the Mizukage, he dropped out, so we don't have to worry of him anymore.."

"B-but... it can't be!"

"You've got Yakumo and Sasame, so dont worry too much. Later!" Kakashi eye smiled, and walked off to wherever. Naruto shake his head with fervent disbelieveings, and begin to walk back to the base on the Hokage's head. The shopping trip took a lot longer than he thought, and it was past breakfast time.

Surprisingly, the girls were all doing Sage Mode training, sitting in a big circle arond the firepit. "Kumbaya, my Kage, Kumbaya... I don't even want to know what I'm interrupting, so I'll just snatch Yakumo and split." The girls eye fly open as they hear Naruto's Kiba impression, and Yakumo made a scowly face at him for a moment. "So who wants to help make another storage rock for this?" Tenten got up, and Risa and Hinata came. over to help put it away.

"Think you could help us with Sage Mode after we get all this tidied up?"

"Oh sure, of course, Risa. There's some stuff I wanted to teach you all anyways."

"Did I just hear Naruto say teach?" Ami asked with teasings.

"Yeah you heard me! I've taught people stuff aboot ninjutsu before!"

The girls giggled, and Naruto made a scowly face, as he put away the stuffs. But it was short time, and after Tenten made another storage rock Naruto was almost smiley again. Then he joined the circle between Goro and Tenten, and explicated on the absorbing of nature energy, and the blending of it. It was of boring things he say from memory, but he could feel the learnings at work in them, it was of being good.

But even after a refreshing bit of relaxicating focus with Sage Mode, it was being of the for in the lick lunch time. As he was eatifying his Dubble Choclit Infinite Energy bars and his protein shakes, Shizune walked over to sit beside him. "Naruto," She said, "I would like to stay behind if you take the girls out, I feel like I'm close to getting the hang of Sage Mode and just need a little more practice."

"What, Sage Mode already? I dunno, but if you really need the time, okay." Said Naruto, with skepticism.

"I... Naruto, being with Tsunade, I had to worry about if things got bad for her, how would I do... and all the remindings I do here... I, I just dream to myself that if Tsunade can't be there, I could step up and be Kage in her place. It's silly I know, but I think I'm almost there now." Shizune conpustulated.

"Well, I believe in you." This time Naruto was for ruffled Shiznue's hair, and smiled at her. And then she snatched his choclit bar from him and skipped away. "Hey!"

Goro and Hana came. over with Tenten. "Are we gonna go for chase this afternoon?" Goro asked.

"Nah, I was planning on just chilling for a few days and training with you. We have a lot to work on, with so many of us."

"If only the academy teachers could see you now," Tenten smiled.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Oh, don't woory aboot it. So what do you have planned?"

"Well, I saw this book at the library called The Practical Shinobi, about applying basic ninjutsu in tons of creative ways, so I thought we could work on some stuff from that."

"This'll be something," Goro said with small excitings. "Traneing with Naruto! I've been a genin for a while... maybe this'll be the year!"

"Ah, I wouldn't woory aboot being a genin- I'm one too!" Naruto said with chucklings, which Goro could not believe. The girl shake her head with grinnings, and gave Naruto a kiss. Again she was strong with her holdings, beginning to remind Naruto of Tsunade, then Tenten started to stroke his hair and kiss his neck, and Hana's fingers once again found their way to his anus. The sudden semen gave Naruto a big, achey shape that felt hot against Goro's stomach. After a momint Goro kinda slid to the side a little, and Tenten wiggled on a bit, and they both started to kiss on his cheeks and chin, while Hana once again had acess to Naruto's crotchular area. She took advantage if this by suckling on the teat of Naruto's love milk, an eager pup hungry to be fed. She tickled his b*lls like a kite playing with yarn.

And then they were joined by Ami and Samui and Hinata, the sexiness spreading as the girls kissed each other a bit as they got closer to Naruto, who honestly didn't know where up was. They writhed like sea of boiling love juice, and Naruto was as a hooker caressed and blown by the wavey weather. Suddinly Naruto felt two mouths on his shape, and seed Risa's face and wavy brown hair over his before she kissed. Naruto felt Goro gripping on his but-tock left, and then they were even more mouths and tongues all over him, sexing him lustily. Naruto felt like he was in sleeping bag made of happy puppies. And then one of the girls put his shape in her vagina, but he couldn't tell who with all the groning and with Risa's hair over his eyes as she pretty much tried to eat his face(sexily).

Tokiwa looked down o the scene, of the embarassed. "Do I even want to know what I'm interrupting?" They all was shocked, and begin to separate. Naruto was spun right side to head up, and Shizune got off his shape.

"Oh, so you must be the shinobi who was cumming today. Forgive us for not being ready."

"Forgiven. The whole village was like this, almost... just less." She turned to Naruto. "M'lady Shizuka is not far behind. Should I confirm you're here to her?" Tokiwa asked, with smooth noticings.

"Uh, yeah, that'd be great." Tokwia nodded and left, and Naruto flashed over to his tent to clean up, and the girls blushed and looked at each other and did the same. And just as Naruto re-emerged from his tent, Tokiwa came. back over the wall with Shizuka.

"Naruto, we finaly meet again." Shizuka said. She smiled and walked over, and gave Naruto a warm hug. "I've cum today to make a formal request to join with you and your group."

"...so I don't have to fight you...?"

"No, from what I've heard you are far stronger than I could hope to be. And you weren't bad last time we met, either."

"Aw, thanks."

"But, I still want to be kinda traditional even though there are... lots of you. Would you do a ceremony with me?" Asked Shizuka, who removed her hooded robe, wearing her grey-black kunoichi uniform under it.

"Wh- uhh, ceremony? You mean like, married?"

"There's a practial side to it," Tokiwa cut in with quick noticings. "It bonds the two by chakra, mingling it; and thus the pair can be of greater aide to each other in battle."

"Oh." Naruto became quiet for a minute, with hard thnkings. "...well, I guess that would be okay. It won't hurt, will it?"

"On the contrary," Tokiwa said. "I experienced the most blissful and forceful orgasm of my life when I bonded with my husband."

Naruto made a short squicky face, and mumbledt "Sounds fun."

But Tokiwa heard him, and cuntinude. "It indeed was, my Cl*toris ached with pleasure for most of a week afterwards."

"Yeah fine, let's hurry up and do it." Tokiwa's story was to make Naruto of the embarrassed, because she was a tall woman with angle-y exotic strong beautifulness, that Naruto no decide was good or just look like man.

"Excellent, but as I will be performing the jutsu we will need a witness. So I could prepare while you retrieve one." Naruto nodddd, and turned to pick one of the girls. Well, their mostly of my age... and uh. Yeah, no. Wait! Shizune- Naruto went to Shizune's tent, and asked of her to be witness. She seme of interested and so came. with Naruto to be witness.

Naruto sawed at a jutsu circle of the ground, and Shizuka was of being naked, and sat it in. There were lots of pattern lines being of a spiral from the circle, like of a windmill. Naruto sat down like he guessed he should, facing Shizuka. She had a slim shape but of curves like Hinata, milky and as creamy and pale as the milk of a virgin heifer, was her skin like. Her hair was down, long and smooth running over her curves, and her eyes were green as were leaves of a silent forest.

"You're getting an erection, good." Tokiwa said. She then explicated of the jutsu circle. "This is in place to help gather the natural energy for the bonding, and facilitate the mingling of chakra. Now both of you to your knees. Naruto, penetrate her vulva." Naruto gulped and puts his hips forward, and Shizuka spread open her p*ssy for Naruto to angle in his throbby shape. There no was trouble to this, it felt good. "NOT THAT FAR! Some of the shaft must be visible, please." Naruto felt his cheeks burn, and he backed up a little. "Better. Oh, and this will also require mucosal contact." She looked to Nartuo. "A deep kiss, with tongue." He made "oh!" face, and Shizuka lean forwards for the big kiss, and Naruto gave it to her.

"I'll begin the jutsu now." So then Tokiwa made some hand signs, and did a chant thing, in a low voice. Naruto start to feel of nature energy coming into circle, and entering them. It was of like low hum in imagine's ear. "Now in the jutsu terms, you is of contact but not oneness- and now you may break the kiss for a moment." Then before Naruto knew, Tokiwa had a kunai and cut him! Then she cut Shizuka too, and took blood form their arms and got it on her hand all mixy. Then she wiped the blood on Naruto's shape, and in on Shizuka's p*ssy. Immediately there was of warm down in their crotchular area. "Now to complete the Jutsu." Tokiwa put her hand of Naruto's shape, and chanted some more, and Naruto and Shizuka began to groan, feeling the orgy heat of the justu grow. There was begin of anime glowing for light from the jutsu circle, orange and blue like their chakra was a fire. Then Tokiwa finisht chantix and stepped out of the jutsu circle.

"Thrust up into her VAGINAAAAA!, NARUTO!" Naruto did so, and the orgy heat spread to all of him, and he and Shizuka gorned more and louder, he sees she feel this too. He hold her by waist and keep his thrust hard, gripping mightily. Then it happened, the orgy heat explodiated within him, a big continous blast of orgyness that made him throb in Shizuka, and her girly muscles squeezed him like beat of newborn heart, as they both moaned and yelled. There was a big anime pillar of light that shot up as for the yelling, and chakra fire light got big too. Bits of rocks started to float up, and epic choir of tailed beast anuses sang holy tune of redemption. Light shot in beam from being of Naruto and Shizuka's eyes and mouths, and they lift off the ground, floating up in y-shape, spiraling and leaving behind sparkles of blue-orangey lightness. The tailed beast anus choir hit a high note, and then they floated back down, and the jutsu was over, the circle mark gone.

They leaned back, panting like virgin prison bitches. Naruto looks across and see his love juice dribble from Shizuka's p*ssy, and sweat droplets formed on her breastices; and he was still a bit throbby. He closed his eyes and rest head, and get small glimpse of Tokiwa carring Shizuka in arms off to a tent. Then he hear footsteps, and see at Tokiwa again- and she was of naked! She had a strong shape of muscles, but also of curvy and a big shape of almost Tsunade size. "By the servant's code, I follow into any pact my master dose. So I shall join your grupe as well." She dropt and loungedt back on elbows, spreading her legs and p*ssy wide for hiem. She made the come here thing with her finger, and she pulled Naruto to her after he came. with the Secret Woman Grip, and whispert in his ear, "Bang me senseless..."

"But dont you have a husband?"

"Men know there place in Nadeshiko Village, now mount me." Naruto lookt down her on his way to his shape, and sawed her left nipple was of egg shape and no circle around it unlike her right, and that she had lots of p*ssy hair. He hesitate to do it, but he put his shape in her, and began to sex her hard, like of Samui he did. It was only a momenti before the claim mark falsh on her, but Tokiwa kept Naruto in with legs, using her deft girly musels to give Naruto a hard sexing too. Naruto began to feel the sex fury, and wanted to put his mouth on somethings- so as he was already "fukking it" he say "here I come" and begin to suck on Tokiwa's not-so-pretty left nipple. And then he suddenly throbbed again, the orgyness catching him low and make of the shudder, which make him be of lick Tokiwa's nipple, which make her p*ssy and girly muscles throb, and she made of a loud mone while Naruto grunted. As Naruto leaned back he imagined Tokiwa's face with his shape all way in it, and then he deside she was of exotic strong beauty and not like man.

"Fuck..." Naruto say.

"Anytime you want," Tokiwa reply. "And probly when you not want it too," She whisper to self.

When Naruto woke pu after his nap, he seed at Risa and Shizune seiza'ing beside his sheets. "How long was I out?"

"It's almost time for dinner," Risa say. "No stay down, I'll just bring it in. Back in a minute." As she left, Shizune gave of shy noticing couff.

"Hmm?"

"Tonight, I wanted to give you a massage, to ease your gorn muscles... and you know, cuddle. Among other things." Naruto liked of Shizune, being close with him and feeling her. But then he rember Risa's epic hard kiss before Shizuka came. "...could Risa stay too?"

"As long as I get you first." So Naruto nodded, and relaxted his eyes.

Day 8:

Naruto opened his eyes, and blinked. He was in the big tent Yakumo made yesterday, and Tokiwa and Goro and Hinata were on the cushion pile with him. The day before he was of rest in his tent, with the girls cuddling with him and bringing in food to him, Hinata always by his side. Other girls notice of this, but still act of cheery, and he discovered that Risa and the other "filler" girl were very of the funny, and Hinata too but he didn't get her jokes on the first listen. Sometimes the girls came in and told him what they were training on; Goro was saying of Shizune training her of taijutsu and sage mode, Isaribi of working in water jutsu with Samui, Sasame and Risa of being epic sparring fight, and Karin and Yurika for the planning, and Ami and most of other girls say stuff of Yakumo in corner to do of something with rocks.

There was some kissing too, of course Hinata kissed him, and Shizune, too; but of many the girls just chat, run hand over his chest. So the day passed with easy, just chilzing. After Tamaki cuddled with him and he was telling her of Sasuke, he needed to go of outside to stretch his legs. It was of night, with twinkly stars and good moon, and gentile breeze.

But he was being heard of the rock sliding noise! He no sense anyone on mountain, and then perceived that it was from near wall in base. He walked over, his kunai ready, seeing of the faint jutsu light. When he crepe behind tent, he saw of a girl with long hair holding rock in hand- Yakumo! But she was of focus, and didn't notice him. She made concentration gruntings, and then of the rock was being burst, by a Rasengan! Naruto was shocked. Yakumo picked up a big piece of the rock, and started to make the Rasengan again. It scattered the rock with a smashy burst, the Rasengan being of good shape. Yakumo's chakra was off cool silvery-white, and it was windy of her. He then see with starlight she was in a sizable pile of rock, and breathing nearly loud. He stared of surpise at her for a few minutes as she continued to practice, and then went back off to the tent. As he looked in, he sees Tamaki no longer in.

So in the morning he of wakes up the girls, and lead them out for the breakfastings. It was talky meal of happy, Naruto seeing the girls get along good, and they ate their cereal. Naruto felt good now, and spoke with with his leader voice: "I have decided today is the day, for us to move out again. It's been a while, so today will be of the tough battling, to Ensure(tm) I'll be able to face Tobi! so after we're done here let's warm up and get ready to go out!"

"Anyone in particular you're shooting for?" Asked the other "filler" girl, whose name Naruto heard was Bachiko She flipped her camouflage colored hair over her shoulder.

"Yup. I've gonna think of to do for Kakashi-sensei."

"Oh!" Says Shizune. The girls looked surprised, but Naruto nodded. "I think we could do it! Honest I really mean it, you guys are great kunoichi, so talented it's crazy. Tobi and Kabuto don't stand a chance. If Tobi wants UNITY we have it! He attacks our nations and threatens our people with slavery and death? That only makes an eterenal cycle of hate! It's madness! So we must be of a team and I know we can defeat Tobi once and for jizz!" Tenten shouted yeah, and the girls gave noddings of agreement. The rest of the breakfast ascended like a penis in denial the inner vagina's truth, searching for the orgasm of truth. Then then girls got up as Naruto clones put way the dishes, and began to stretch. Naruto nodded to Shizune, who walked back over to her tent.

"What's our angle for this one?" Sasame asked.

"To get in close- we have good jutsu, but remember Kakashi has the Sharingan so he might copy them. So, Hinata and Shizuka, could you ride in the front?" They nodded, and then Naruto turned to Karin. "So, uh... could I fly with you?" Karin blushed a bit and nodded, and turned around for him. Naruto saw at her but-tocks, which had a good shapings, and he began to touch himself and got a shape. It was like buttery pecan to enter Karin's p*ssy, her girly tube of being comfy fit. "Aaah, ah, ohh!" So they all got in a big flight formation, bending down as fingers went into p*ssies, and kunai readied for attacking. They took off, Karin guiding them off to the 44th training ground, to close to the tower.

"He's right on the top floor!" Hinata said. But as they approached it, cunts flew up from they forest! They poofed into biggus animals, which several girls rode on! The girls jumped off, and onto the back of a bird that swooped in- while the animals made a battle formation of their own!

But Yakumo wasn't fooled, she saw through the genjutsu and dispelled it like a boss. But then there was the problem of Kakashi actually appearing with his harem! It was not quite as big as Naruto's, but Naruto saw good strong shinobi in it, as of Anko, and Kurenai, and the bitch from Iwa he remembered from the Hokage summit, something like Kurotsuchi. The attackings were begun right away, with lots of kunai being thrown. There was deflectings like bursts of fireworks, and the two harems flew around the tower like moths to the flame of destiny. Finally Karin took them up to center on top of the tower, where Ami launcht barrage of fire chakra kunai, and then Shizuka used a wind justu to make of huge fireballs with them and flying faster, explodicating into rivers of fire. It be of singeing cloths of forehead protectors and hair, but Kakashi dodged! It was of make big fire of forest though.

Now that Kakashi was of being in front of fire and only hovering, Naruto got a better look at his harem: there was ninja he remembered of old, that Kakashi kissed, but he forgot her name at the moment; and... Sakura! Naruto gasped, and was become of want to win fight even more.

"I can tell you is for the nervous, Naruto. But I'm going to take this for searious, and rip holes in you bigger than blast of Konoha crater was!" Naruto made grimacy face, but give secret signal to Ami and Yurika to use of a big jutsu. "Fire Style: Crimson Tide!" Then there was an epic surge of fire from the forest, and it stretched up and swept back at Kakashi's harem!

He didn't seem to expect this, and began to fly to the side, but of course Naruto flew to it with him, and the attackings began. They lockt up almost as of rubgy, but Goro was surprise strong and backhanded Yugao Uzuki from Kakashi's harem! The battle was of intensings, with Shizuka of using a Roaring Gale Chop that knocked into Kakashi's harem, one girl getting a hurt shoulder, and the rest of shaking, to make Kakashi move to side. Still Naruto use of good range, and Bachiko and Tamaki and Tenten threw bunches of kunai, like a flock of pubic lice migrating to the warmth of a lusty vagina. So of course he fly around to dodge again, but Ami made of a quick jutsu, it was for the strands of fire so those shot out and wrapped up legs of the bottom girls of Kakashi's harem! Then Shizuka was of to use a Jutsu "Gale Fan"! and it blew Kakashi and his harem into the big super fire behind them! Yakumo had a frowny wooried look on her face, but and then there was big blow of steam, and Kakashi's girls came out of the fire, and Anko was using her Snake Hands technique! It was a surprise, and it grabbed onto lots of the arms and legs of Naruto's girls- and five point two of them grabbed Yakumo, and threw her into the tower, to the breaking of the wall! Goro broke free, and threw a cunny to free Tenten, who used a scroll to blast lots of snakes away with big kunai barrage. Then Anko was of the stopped the snake hands, and Kakashi's girls did a boostie and flew around, though Naruto and girls followed soon, and they came to other side of river away from the fire.

"Looks like I'll have to get serious, now that things are heating up," Kakashi said. There was anime glowings of light as he give surge of chakra to his girls, and then he did a big jutsu: "Nigger Art: Spiral Fusion Jutsu!" Then there was a big anime sequence, of where his harem connect with charka by skin contact, into big humen shape! Sakura was now of torso, and Kurenai was too, and Kurotsuchi and another ninja was for being the arms, and Anko was the penis! The ninja Kakashi of kissed, who Naruto now of know called Hanare, was the head. Then Kakashi flew forwards in his new formation, and began very strong attackings with the arms. Hinata and Shizuka were being for hurt, but they still fight too.

"It has to be me that faces Tobi, Kakashi-sensei!"

"I know of you the Chosen One Naruto, but if you can't beat me then how can you expect it of Tobi? Come at me bro1" It was no Naruto that cum eat Kakashi, but Goro and Risa, who jumped at him from Hinata and Shizuka. Goro gave huge beatings, and Naruto of hear things snap and break when she and Shizuka was for hits, but Kakashi did a small jutsu that used with wind to blow them backt at Naruto, and his girls manuevred to catch them.

They went in for more attackings, but before they could zoom too far, Anko stretched and snakes came in her mouth, going all way in another surprise justu, that wraped around Naruto and his harem. They squeezed tight, as of a nine year old's girly tube, and then was of swords pop from snake mouths, to stab and slice some of the girls. Then Kurotsuchi and the left arm girl did hand signs together, and there was big anime energy lines gather around them. "Prapare to see how far you've got to go, Naruto! I wish you of best but this is not your time!" It was painy, but Naruto and Karin tried to fly and smash Kakashi's harem into the tower, but the girls of Kakashi's harem flew back, which made the snakes and swords hurt more. Then Kakashi made hand sign, and Naruto gulpt and began to fear but at moment of the jutsu fire in big electric anime laser, Yakumo leapt off the tower, and hit Kakashi with a Rasengan! It broke up the Spiral Fusion and send all flying as of cray, falling to ground, and the background music stopped(Beni Soubi). She was of land next to Kakashi, and she of made another Rasengan, and was for mounting Kakashi to slam of his face. She hold close but when she pull back her arms, Kakashi holded up his hand. "I... it seems I was wrong after all. I of being defeated, Naruto."

Then Naruto pulled from Karin, and sit of heavy breathing on but-tocks. Everyone was hurt, and after then in a moment Naruto remembered- "The ANBU lady! She's still in the fire!" Naruto wiped off his anus as he stand, and ran over to the fire to look for Yugao. Flamey trees was crossed to fall of his path, but he remembered of where she fell and sprinted. The smoke made him of koffing some, and he was feeling like a Jew, but he see of place where she'd fallen up ahead, and did his best sprint to it.

"Can you hear me?"

Yugao's head turned to the side. "Bleh." Oh no, this is bad! I hope she last long enoufgh to get to Sakura! The- ops There was more trees collapsing and sap making sparky pops, but Naruto dodges them and makes it back to the tower, leaping over the river and making it back to the harems, they were all together now. Sakura was already coming over, and Naruto put Yugao down and let Sakura work. Naruto sawed at Yuugao's shape, very athletic and ladylike, even though she had lots of burns. Sakura was focused and made a globe of chakra and used that with the healing, and it worked some. Yugao gave pained moanings, writhing like she was of bad dream, and Naruto holded her still for Sakura, trying to be of careful so he not squeeze her tits too hard. In just a couple minutes Yugao was healed, and it seemed for a moment like things would be better but then Sakura collapsed on top of her!

"Sakura!" There was feeling of ultimate crisis then, with Sakura injured and flames being of giant walla walla, but then he heard Shizune say,

"I got here as fast as could!"

"B'whuh? Shizune?" There was something different aboot Shiznue's eyes to Naruto, but he couldn't see.

"I sensed the chakra of the battle, and smelled smoke..." Shizune looked around, and saw all was hurt. Then she made a couple of hand signs, and then did her palm to the ground. "Sage Art- Rebirth Cycle!" Then an anime glow spread under the grass, and Naruto felt like of floating on warm cotton, his wounds healing- and the grass and shrubs in the glowy circle grew a little bit to. Then the glow stopped, and Naruto felt healthy and strong again, and saw the girls were looking at themselves, and did too. "Everyone good?" Shizune asked.

"Uh, a little more for on my back, if you would." Said Kakashi, as he turned over, and Shizune usedt the Mystical Palm jutsu, finishing his heal. "Mind telling me what I got hit with?" He said to Yakumo.

"A Rasengan," Yakumo say of shyness. Kakashi and his girls looked surprise faces, with mouth and eyebrow shockings.

But then Kurenai was of smile, saying, "You've come far, Yakumo****." And Naruto and Shizune nodded of agreeings.

"All my girls have learned a lot," Naruto said.

Kurotsuchi nodded. "Almost hate to admit it, but you Leaf kunoichi have some sharp tricks. I've learned some too." All the girls was nod, and after calm breaths, Kakashi and everyone began to look to Naruto.

"What?"

"Will you choose anyone from my team, Naruto?" Kakashi asked.

"Cho- oh... uh... I choose... Sakura." Naruto said. He sawed Kakashi grin big enough to see under his mask, and a couple of his girls giggled. Naruto began to blush, then turned his head away and coughed. But to his surprise, Sakura turn his head to her and being of kiss!

"I'll be glad to join your group, Naruto. You're a hero and a greate shinobi. I... well... I'm glad its you." Sakura gave Naruto a quick pecker on his cheek. There were more calm breaths, and then Kakashi asked.

"Anyone need a recharge?"

"Nope," Said one of Kakashi's girls that Naruto didn't recognize. "That jutsu of Shizune's did the trick."

"Yeah, I feel like I could do a sprint around Konoha!" Said Risa and Hana like twins.

"Did someone say sprint around Konoha?" Asked Lee, shining of youthyness as he popped up from a bush.

"Okay, so maybe they was exaggerating, but I could sprint to Ramen Ichiraku," Naruto conpustulated. There was voice actor murmur of agremint among all, and Lee headed off with them to get lunch.

It was big happy lunch, with many of Naruto's friends and Academy classmates there, Choji and Ino, and even Temari. For a time, it was no teams but only friends.

After flying back to base on the Hokage's head, the girls pushed Naruto and Sakura into Naruto's big tent. Naurot begain to blush like strawberry jam on a biscuit, and Sakura did too, knowing what this was for Naruto and not wanting to ruin the moment. It was of awkward silents for both, but Naruto guided Sakura to the cushion pile, but as he put his elbow down for support near the side, it made a jar of something give way, and so Sakura fell on him. She gave a little chuckle, and began to feel of Naruto's chest with her fingers. "Uh, hold on a minute Sakura, I have some stuff on my elbow."

"Yeah, I heard a jar just now." Sakura looked to the side, and got the beginings of an idea. "Naruto, close your eyes..." Naruto do best to hold in nosebleed, and obeyed Sakura. She picked up the jar and see it was of being for the contain with lemon marmalade. One of his girls must've left it in here... Sakura then lifted up Naruto's arm and put her mouth on his elbow, sucking off the marmalade. Yum! Then Sakura took a bit and dipped of her being use pointer finger, and smeared it on Naruto's lips.

"Sakura, what is this?" But Naruto's questions were silenced by a citrussy sexing by Sakura's lips, her tongue playing with Naruto's and licking the marmalade off it, the sticky lemonness fueling the kiss. It rubbed onto Sakura's lips too, and Naruto moaned as he went for it passionately. After a few bits, the lemony good was gone.

"Now its time for you to close your eyes," Naruto said. He got the jar, and dipped Sakura's fingers into it. He guided her delicate digits to his shape, which leapt as a joyous stag at the touch, as he guided Sakura's hand around the shaft of his shape. Naruto stopped and caressed Sakura's hand, and licked the marmalade off it. "How aboot a lemon zinger Sakura?" Nartuo straddled her face, and guided his big shape into Sakuras waiting and eager mouth. Sakura tasted the marmalade and began to taste a bit of him, his lemoney snicketing in her mouth. As she squeezed the lemon of Naruto's shape into her mouth as she opened wide to get it all in, marmishing a big gulp of taste and sexing with her tonuge to help her swallow it. Nartuo gorned harder and Hader, and then he called Sakura's name as he began to feel throbbing of orgyness, and try to back up but Sakura squeezed his but-tocks and hold him on her, her mouth filling with bittersweet lemon gooeyness. Sakura swallowed it all. Golden yellow trails go from Naruto's shape as he pulled from Sakura's mouth. He still had a big sexing lustyness in him, so he grab lemon marmalade and got a big glob of it, smearing it Sakura's p*ssy and anus, like of jam on a biscuit, with big lusting. Sakura gasped at the touch, and Naruto dove for her fly girly tube. The lemony marmalade got in interesting places in Sakura's p*ssy, but Naruto dug it out with fingers, and licked of lemoney riches with tongues.

"Ffffffuuuuuuu- hhhnnnnnyuuuuuhhaannyuuuuuh aaah aaah! Naruto!" Then it was Naruto's turn to get gooey lemon love juice on his face, and he liced it all off Sakura's p*ssy, and her girly button. There was magic of anus' first hair in room. Naruto flipped Sakura over onto her stomach, and pulled her up to her knees, the lemony of on her anus exposed to him. He went to get it gently, carefully licking in from her firm but-tocks to her anus, circling around it with passion of lusty cuckoo, tongue dipping in like a humming bird. Sakura jerked with a small sexing. "Hnnnnng- ugghhh yes! Naruto, get inside my anus already!" Naruto paused, and was being for the idea. He got another glob of lemon marmalade and lubed up, slicking his shape with it. He spread apart Sakura's but-tocks with it, and to begin of a sexing he dreamt of for his whole life. He grunted, for the slow sexings at first of small to fitting. "You like this, Naruto?"

"Uhhh, yes... so good."

"Then have some more, take it, take it..." Sakura repeated, going back hard to sex herself on Naruto, really getting into the feel of his shape of being inside her anus, like the blissful poopings of lust in a snowstorm. And after more of the gornings and poopings once more yellow snow fell on the hidden valley. Naruto's shape was beginning to get numb and tired, but Sakura rolled over onto her back after Naruto came out of her, and pulled him down for kissings, saying her sexings were of only beginning. They were hungry kissings, like Naruto wouldn't think of from Sakura, and she grinded against him. Naruto's shape was still a bit throbby and there was an achey lusting in it, and Sakura could tell of this. "Do it, go for it Naruto!" She gave him of kiss, feeling Naruto's shape of press on her belly. "I want this now, I really want it, please Naruto..." Sakura kissed Naruto of the horny, giving for of his lip a tiny nip with being of the using teeth. Naruto decided it was time to go for the three cheese orgy, and put it straight into Sakura's p*ssy. He groaned, and Sakura bucked up towards him, already sexing him. "Sex me raw, Naruto." Sakura said as she looked right into his eyes. Naruto was doing that of the now, going deep as the curse of hatred he fought a war against, faster than the Flying Thunder God jutsu, and with the fury of man whose W.O.W. account was deleted. But Sakura held up good, sexing herself to put legs around Naruto's back and pulled towards him. The heat of his shape in her girly tube was different of her anus, one that seem of closer to her heart, of warmer. She gave a gorn like tiger in heet, clawing of natruo's sholders to sex on him her hardest; it was of sexing like none before or after, and Naruto ate up his first big slice of a three cheese orgy.

So, after he came out from Sakura she turned over and noticed he was still of having some marmalade on his shape. She squiggled down to his penis and began to clean it off with mouth sexings, massaging his b*lls, too. Licking her lips, she stood on her knees and picked up the jar of marmalade and began to scoop it out onto herself, rubbing it in a thick layer over her breastices and smearing it down her front all the way to her p*ssy, massaging the fruityness into her nipples and moaning, "Naruto I'm so dirty, cum clean me off..." Naruto pulled her off him and rolled to the top, getting marmlade on himself to as he sexed Sakura's nipples clean of the lemon sexyness, feeling sticky and sexy as she licked him too. Naruto ran his hands through Sakura's hair, pulling it back and kissing her mouth and throat, before they journeyed down, to her breastices; BUT Sakura grabbed Naruto's face and kissed him, bobbing down and licking up the marmalade on Naruto's chest as we swayed her hips on him; and for many minutes their tongues were like migrant penises thrusting into the vaginal unknown, searching for the next frontier. They were each covered in a mess of love juice and sticky lemony marmalade film, as if they had ascended through a sea of golden jizz that broke on the shores of love.

Naruto almost passed out from the awkward of walk to washup place on the base. But Samui gave a slap of the but-tocks which lightened him up. Some of the other girls looked up, Isaribi and Yakumo and Ami and Risa. "Training, anyone?"

They all nodded, and Bachiko joined them for light sparrings. Naruto sawed at Risa, how she remind him of Shizuka or Lee with her attackings; and the other girls were of nice reflexes, but not of really good of the taijutsu. He knew Yakumo was of more for the genjutsu, though. So it was of making clones, but then after other girls see and start of train, Naruto perceived there was not enough room on the Hokage's head. After anime looks of confirmness, they all mounted up as with eagle's wings and headed to one of the fresh training grounds. There was lots of room now, and they leapt and criss-crossed through trees and the field. As he zipped around, he saw Goro working on strikes with Shizune and Sakura, Isaribi with Samui again. Yurika and Karin were strategising now, with Tenten they combed the map for angles in plan. But Naruto of focus, for he dueled Risa and Shizuka and Hana! It was tough attackings with Risa and Shizuka, but he was for no much clonings of it, and Hana with smell to his hidings! But he made Shadow Clones and start to for drive them to open area, he seed the other girls were just chillaxing, and not training. So he was of stopped fighting with Risa, and asked of Tokiwa what's groin on.

"HO, we just lovin' this open space, ya hurr."

"Yo, whachoo got planned, Naruto?" Asked Tamaki.

"Bitches, we gon' play tag! And that's wassup, suck it!" Immediately Tokiwa and Isaribi began to suck it, Naruto's penis going through Tokiwa's skull and into Isaribi's mouth, but then Sakura grabbed it and pulled it into her girly tube, and it came from her mouth and anus, and sexed Samui between her breastices and in her girly tube. But then Naruto felt of a pain in his temple, and when he blinked he was with other girls, and Risa was standing over him, with a mean smile. "Oh good, that was a genjustu." Though I kinda want to sex Samui's boobies now... "So, who's ready for a game of catch Naruto? It'll be a test of tracking and hand to hand skills! If you find me it's one point, tag me is two, and findng the real me wins you the game!"

"Sounds fun, " Shizune said, and the other girls agreed of the noddings with her.

"And we'll join in too!" Said Konohamaru! They all turned in to find him of walk behind from a tree, with Hanabi Hyuuga and girl of piss green hair, Kaede Yoshino! But then Konhamaru was for the being to seeing that all was naked, and got of nosebleed that boosted him away a few feet onto his back.

"Do I even want to know what we're interrupting..." Hanabi say as she blushed and looked of her feet.

"We're only training, it's no biggsie." Said Sakura. Kaede was to slapping of Konohamaru, to wake him.

"Sister, how is of you get from father? " Asked Hinata.

"Well, I'm a genin now, so tecnically..." Hanabi blushed more. "He doesn't have to know..."

Konohamaru was up again, staring with obviousness at Naruto's feces. "So what do I win once I find the real you?"

"Well, uh... how aboot a private training session?"

"..."

"Okay fine, winner gets a kiss." Then all the girls cheered, and Naruto sighed and made the jutsu sign, poofing into a few dozen clones. They all ran off into the forest, and the girls looked amongst themselves and ran off.

"Aren't you gonna go with them?" Asks Kaede, for the talking of with Shizune.

"Oh, I'll just relaxicate here afro a bitch."

"Don't you want to find Naruto?"

"It should be pretty easy to find him. Us jonin have expert tracker jacker skills, yo."

"Oh wow, you're a nigga?"

"Uh-huh, Tsunade trained me into one." But then Shizune went still, ignoring Kaede until the latter skipped after Kohonamaru and Hanabi. A little later Yakumo came back to sit with her, just as Shizune opened her eyes.

"Nice eye shadow."

"Oh, thanks."

"Gonna look for Naruto now?"

"Yup." Yakumo nodded, and paused to restify her eyes after the genjutsu for a bit, and when she opened them Shizune was gone! Then Yakumo decided to start looking again.

Naruto was on the run from Tenten, who'd already spotted him, about and own trying to fag him. Of many times she used scrolls to unleash weapuns, and used wire strings to manipulate them to a fag attempt to fag Naruto. In big anime chase sequence, Tenten rode on rocket powered anus leaf, manuvaring it like scatboard to zoom around in front of Naruto. "Alright, Naruto!" Said Tenten, "I'd like that kiss."

"So you think this is the real me?"

"Yup."

"Then kick me in the b*lls and see!" But as Tenten flew off to strike Naruto in his crotchular area, he puffed like a magic dragon and disappeared.

"Ah, poo."

Elsewhere, Hinata came upon the scene of all the people in Yakumo's genjutsu, she no saw at Naruto among them, and considered waking them up. But 'twas only a moment before she moved on, her Byakugan of telling a Naruto was nearby. She snuck up to behind the tree he rested on, but he saw her! He leaped up to run, but Hinata used a speed boost jutsu and caught him. "I've got you!" She landed as of a penis cloud on the dew of an angel, and held his head in her anus for the love strings.

"Mebbe nextime, Hinata!" Then Naruto poofed away in a cloud of smoke.

Naruto laughed to himself. He was of using the Transformation Jutsu, to look like Hana. So he skipped gaily from tree limb to tree limb, and then hopped down to do a smexy dance aginst a tree- but Shizune stept out of it, and tagged him! "Whatu, sauwce bowss! How you do that?"

"It be a traveling justu." And Naruto now see of Shizune's eyes, and how they were of being with the red marks around. "I'll just take my kiss whenever you want it."

"Oy, so you think this is the really really real one?"

"I know so. I can sense chakra like this."

"I think you is of-" Bute Naruto could not speak, for Shizune took him up on her shoulders to a tree limb! "Sage Art: Death Valley Driver!" She jumped off the limb, and then the DVD was of connected with the ground, making an anime dust explosion, leaving a big crater- but Naruto no disappeared!

"Okay, so you're right, this is the real me... and could you heal me? My neck."

"Oops!" So Shizune used the Myst-whatever green glowy jutsu to heal Naruto's neck, and he said thanks with an anime grumpy face.

Using his clones to tell of being found by Shizune, and then they went back to his penis base at of the Hokage's head for relaxzing at night.

DAY (:

Tenten was hungry for the lunchings. opps It was 11:39 in of being for the morning, and after some kata practice she was the ready of snackings. She was looking through the storage rock, thinking of a wanting a sandwich. Peanus buter, there's some bread, where's the marmalade? "Hey, Isaribi... you haven't seen the marmalade, have you?"

"I left it in Naruto's tent to snackulate on, but I havent czeched. Ask him."

"Are you okay, Sakura?" The pink haired girl swallowed her food.

"I'm okay, Tenten. " Sakura quickly ate another chip to avoid more questions. Being of good ninja Tenten of course noticed this, and headed over to Naruto's big tent to asking for with him. Sweeping aside the tent fap, she saw Yakumo hanging over Naruto as she stroked his hair and whispered to him.

"Oh, am I...?"

"No, it's alright, Tenten." Said Yakumo. She sat up on the cushions, and Naruto waved her over.

"So wassup, shawty?"

"I was just wondering if you knew of where the marmalade is?" An anime effect arrow stabbed Naruto through his back, but he recovered good.

"I dunno, must be all gone or something." He said, scratching the back of his neck.

"You think you could head downton the village and get some? We're low on the chocolate douches, too."

"Yeah, I'll go down in a minute. I uh, I mean- argh..."

"And make sure you get two jars."

"I thought only you and Isaribi liked the stuff, two jars?" Tenten leaned in for whisperings of the sexy in Naruto's ear.

"I need one so you can being of the show me what you and Sakura did with other one..." Naruto became of nosebleed, which he wiped as he gulped and get up.

In a surprisingly short time, Naruto and Sakura were down together in Konoha, split up for fapping separately. Naruto was going of to the gornery store, to buy the lemon marmalade. He got wanks from a couple dudes and tons of women, and started using of back asses to get to the store after he sensed someone following him. He snuck of the ninja up to the dore, and walk in as of owning, like he was not of being new and nothing special. Finding the marmalade was quick, it was on aisle seven with the dildo and coloring books and duct tape. He snatched up the two large jars like of boss, and whistle tune of don't-mind-me-ness as he walked through the aisles back to the cashier. It was of a ninja he seemed to know, like of many people in Kohonad, but not sure of. "This all, you sexy bist?"

"Uhwhuta, uh no, more like tailed beast! And yeah, it's all."

"Then that will be ten Ryo, yo." Naruto pulled Gama-chan from his anus, and opened it to retrieve the money to pay. The cashier made a call me hand sign as he left, and then Naruto felt the watchings again as he came out of the store. A quick scan did not of reveal obvious place, but he heard a commotion down the street, so he decided to check out.

It was of Moegi! Looking of bruised! Then as of like a nightmare that keep getting worse, he see she of ball gag in mouth, and then of older guy behind her, smacking her butt! "I is of make you pay for acting up, bitch!" Then Naruto was of being recognized the guy, it was Mizuki, that tiger man!

"Oi, Mizuki, get your hands off her! Leave her alone!"

"Never! I don't care how, but I have power again and it's grrrrreat!(tm)"

"But you being of show what you use the power for! You don't need anymore!"

"Sez the brat with a jizzilion sluts!"

"That's it, I'm taking Moegi away from you, to where she'll be sage!"

"You must defeat me in a battle, cunt! And I see no girl for you!" But then Naruto was being for of the using a clone justu, which he turned into girl with the Sexy Jutsu! He then put his shape in its girly tube, and there was an anime flash of light. Then Mizuki ripped off the ball gag, and began of sexing Moegi with his crotchular area before putting his shape in her p*ssy, her powers activating in a small flash of lights. She screamed a bunch, but Mizuki flied forwards, ready for attackings! Moegi was kinda fast, but of course Naruto was fast too and dodged her. Mizuki slapt her of the but-tocks, leaving a red handprint like graffiti on a prestigious wall. Then Moegi was to use wind jutsu, a good blowey stream. "She of blow me like this every night, muddafuckah!" Then Naruto had ragings, and grunted as he made his clone to do of a jutsu from Jiraiya- it was the hair growing one, and the youthful golden tresses rippled like thin stream of golden water and sunlight from his clone and to the wrapping of Mizuki's upper arms- and then to be of cutting them off! Mizuki yelled and his blood sprayed all over Moegi's back and but-tocks, but he still directed Moegi to use wind bullet jutsu's and fly around. Naruto still dodged, and used the hair justu again to grab Mizuki's arms and to be of beating him with them! Naruto made another clone, and he beat off Mizuki from Moegi, and the new clone held Mizuki down as the hair shoved the arm up Mizuki's anus, and then ripped off the tiger man's penis and b*lls and shoved the other arm into the hole there.

Naruto now noticed people were of watching in street, and were of cheering. He only of ignore them, and pick up Moegi and the marmalade and headed back to base.

The girls gasped as they saw Naruto, and Bachiko had of scary conclusions of jumping to- but in any case, all was worried by the blood. "Oh Moegi, what happened?" Asked Sakura.

"Mizuki had me, but then Naruto came... he beat him, Naruto saved me."

"How bad are you hurt?" Shizune asked, walking over.

"Well, uhm.. he... he-" Then Moegi was of the crying, and sunk down to her knees with big wailings. Sakura picked her up and went with Shizune to their tent. Naruto went to his tent big, taking breaths of calming as he entered tent and flopped down on pillows like a flaccid penis. He beginning to think of all his girls, Ami, Bachiko, Hana... and the older gorls like Samui and Yurika. He was of liking them all in different ways and amounts. Risa was of nice cool girl, very actiony; Tenten was cute in her own way, very determined but also nice; Tamaki who he didn't now very well but was okay to have around; and then there were girls of like Hinata and Sakura, who he of know really good, and had special feelings for both. He of thinking all aboot Sakura, and her smiling and yelling and yelling and hitting him and also of hug when after Pain was gone, and saying she love him when not meaning it, and more yelling. Naruto thinked of Hinata too, all her followings and shy talkings; and of saying she was with for being love him, and fought Pain when he was down. He thinking of his friend love with Hinata, but then he remember of other thing like as of Karin, or funny moment of Sasame, or cute moment of Tenten or Yakumo, or gentle things of Shizuka or Samui or Ami, or just bunches of things that be of clutter mind. It felt like trying to juggle buttloads of pink fluffy chainsaws made of glass, being of a difficult thing he not keep all of only one.

It seemed like a really long time, but was only just a few minutes until some girls came into the tent, of Hinata and Tenten and Samui and Tokiwa and Ami and Yakumo and Tamaki and all of coming in, but he no see after Sakura came in, only of looking for her. "Sa-"

"Don't speak Naruto, just let's rest..." And so one by one the others walked over, and made of big gentle group huggings, Sakura and Hinata wiggling in to be of the closest.

The day passed of quiet, with the girls giving Naruto quiet snugglings. In the evenings, Shizune and Moegi were already out, preparing dinner, of a fishy stew and rice. It was smelling good, to being for the mouth water of Naruto and the other girls, who gave little sniffies of delight, as they hovered closer to the fire and cooking pots. There was big feast feeling in the air, like of a celebration. The mood lighten like as of a boron bu-tocks mass orgy, and Naruto was aboot to ask of what had been of put in the stew, when again they heard of people coming over the crown wall. It was ninja, three of them! It was being of the Mizukage, a girl of long blonde hair and eyes like Hinata, and an older girl who give air to make Naruto think of ANBU.

"Pardon us for our anus intrusion..." Said the Mizukage, who flipped her long hair over her shoulder. "My name is of called Mei Terumi, and I'm currently the Mizukage of the Land of Water." Mei curtsied, and the blond chick stepped forwards.

"My name is Shion, a ... the High Priestess of the Land of Ogres. The danger has reached even to my lands, and I hurried here to be of assistance..." But of course, Sakura remembered the promise Naruto made after defeating Moryo; only be of surprised Shion for the travelleing all way to Land of Anus Fire. Shion gave of curtsy as well, and the lady Naruto thought as ANBU stepped up, being of ash blonde hair and who seemed super-fit shape like Risa, and still ladyness in her shape.

"My name is Komachi, an humble servant of my village." So then Mei came up again, and spoke with ladyishness. "If it is not too much, we would of like to join with your group and share your b*ll sweat cl*t fish soup..."

"Well," Nartuo sawed at plenty of the fishy stew, and guesticalibrated there was enough for the sharing. "There are a lot of us here, but you're welcome to stay and eat with us." Naruto of looked to Karin, but she seemed to know his question and shake head a tiny bitch.

"Here is a blow, Lady Mizukage." Said Shizune. "Dinner is served." So they all lined up, with Shizune and Moegi as servers there was now of big ring arond the camp fire, looking of big family gathering, and Naruto begins of to think all is of here for him, some how or another. Goro sat next to Naruto on his right as he ate, and Isaribi at his left. Hinata and Sakura were of across from him, and he catched them to look over to him sometimes.

"So," Naruto said to The Mizukage and Shion and Kokmachi, "What brings you all here?" Ami almost blurted your penis, but decided that would be in bad taste.

"Well, it was quite the experience in Killer B's group, to say the least; but after I joined it seemed his ... priorites weren't in the right place."

Meaning he only was in this to sex with a Kage, Tenten thought. "So after he withdrew, ahem- resigned from the competition, I set aboot finding just the right group to join." Shion picked up, taking look from Mei.

"I was in the midst of a tour of my nation's temples when Tobi made the announcement, so I altered my route to Konoha instead, where there would be a greater number of armied froces. And... also an offer I made to a certain nigga of your village." Shino blushed a bit, and ate upon her stew.

So now Komachi swallowed and spoke up. "I did not have to travel as these did, but... I was apprehensive of this contest, and have avoided claiming til now; and I just happened to come across the Lady Mizukage and High Priestess Shion navigating the village."

"So you're from nearby?" Asked Naruto.

"Yes." Komachi nodded. Naruto was of nonplussed face, and after a bit Komachi saw. "Ah, I was of thinking important niggas like you knew of us ANBU. Kakashi WAS your sensei after all; and you've met Yamato and Aob-" Shizune sent a kill dagger stare to Komachi, who remembered her proper secret clearance, and didn't speak of Aoba. "Forgive my arrogance."

"Nah it's okay, technically I'm only a genin so really there's no way I'd know any ANBU except Kakashi-sensei. And who was that third person, did you say Ao-"

"We're short on space, Lady Mizukage" Cut in Shizune with smooth noticings. "One of you may have to end up sharing a tent."

"The large taint seems like it could sleep several," Komachi noted. Mei and Shion nodded.

"Would you mind, Naruto?" Asked Mei, and Naruto gulped and shook his head. "Then that's settled! And pl0x evryone, just call me Mei. I'm young at heart as any of you." Mei give eye smile with winkings, and the group began to ease up with the finshing of the meal. Naruto was of getting nervous, knowing he had big night. I mean, I guess the girls are all impotent people, but a Kage? I mean, what if she- she doesn't like it... and I...? Aw man! As and of the nervousness grew as of a feasting catepillar, just as Naruto's shape did, soon to be enwrapped of a cocoon before emerging as a stately butterfly.

Naruto held back his nosebleed like he gave a dam. "Uh, thanks for the food, Shizune and Moegi. I think I'll head over to my tent to relaxicate." Nartuo felt the eyes of his harem on his penis as a snake to slither up on prey, readying the final kiss. Trying to walk calmly to his big tent, Naruto took of calming breaths, thinking of only to feces Tobi, in last batle. But it no work for long, only until his tent was he of being for the inside. He then gave in and stroked his shape for a moment, before crawling onto the pile of cushions. He put his arms behind his head to rest, which he closed his eyes and did do a bit. But it was no good, as he was still waiting, and it got harder the longer he waited. He give a grunt of frustration, and looked to get up and grab one of the girls when they walked in with the Mizukage. Komachi and Shino walked over to a corner, taking a couple cushions with them. They asses shook like the but-tocks of a 300-pound virgin, more tantalizing than Naruto twat at first.

But his attention turned back to Mei. First she undid her top knot, her auburn hair now of being to fall with reaching the ground, brushing of her ankles. Then, she unzipt her dress, letting it fall to the floor, exposing her nipples and large breastices. For Samui and Tokiwa Naruto was of used of this size now, though he still of not liking it much, and Mei pulled down and stepped out of her shorts, revealing her full sexiness shape, of slim and with big chestey shape. Gazing into Naruto's eyes she move forward, feeling his chest and guiding him back down to the pillows. But of only super lusty looks give Mei at first, light kisses daring of Naruto, who finally grabbed Mei to him and kissed with passion of rhinoceros charging an infant cumquat, it was of heat he felt from Mei, hot breath full of sexy. It was of not normal, the sexy Mei gave him, Naruto almost feel like sex toy that no control itself. But Mei was of slow, trickling her touch and tongue over Naruto, save the big sexiness for kissings on his lips, until he of no stand anymore and slam the Mizukage on her back, and pound his shape into her girly tube with furries venginse, Mei suddenly moaning as Naruto finally took her like she wanted, her pub*s aching with the pent up lustings, and then slam of Mei onto him, wrapping his arms around her waist and holding her on his shape with full power as he throbbed in her, and gave her short sexings, Mei's legs fapping like wings of redundant butterfly, Naruto grunting his plesure.

But Mei was of no done with sexings! Naruto's shape was of buttery silkness, which now allowed for bigger sexings, Naruto determined to make Mei of stop teasing and just sex him. So Naruto tried to slow down, but Mei kept him of high slammy pace. "Tired already? Only this long for me, Naruto?" Mei lean in and give of hungry whisper- "I'll outlast you, and once you've passed out I'm going to fuck you so hard and long I'll go numb and you'll wake up." Mei gave of hunrgy grunt, and made of shivery grind on Naruto. He tried to kiss her but Mei of slap, and instead give Naruto big wet kiss of chest and throat, then of smother him with huge kiss of lips, Naruto forgetting to breathe and sex Mei's girly tube for a minute, and Mei then started to sex herself on Naruto, and he shouted her name over and over and he of try to keep pace but gave up as Mei let out her girly juice on him with big shuddery gorns and sexings, squeezing him with her long fingernails, and as say she kept on, holding Naruto's arms down, her long red hair of making thin lacy veil behind her around her head, and then Naruto passed out. When Naruto woke up, Mei was of still sexing him as say, her sweat dripping down and her breath heavy, and moaned of Naurto's name, and say "Take me there, take me there take me there... Hnnnng! Aaaah aaah WRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Mei gave a real big shudder of whole body, then still of grip Naruto with weak as she try to sex him, and was of being wimpering. "Ahhh uhnnnnnh... Need you... in Kiri... hnnnuuuuuuuhhh fuuuu... oooohhhhh yesss- yes- right there- rightFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Then finally Mei stopped of sexing Naruto, and rolled off to side. "Old? Old? Little Mei's still got it, showed them..." Then she gave big sigh breath, and crawled over to where Komachi and Shion where.

They shared a nervous "You wanna follow that?" Look, then Shino crawled over with a cloth and bottle of water.

"Sh- uhh... Shion, it doesn't have to be all... you know. Th- that's just extra, you don't need that for the claim jutsu to activate..." Shion noddid and snuglet up ot Nartuo's side.

"I know, Naruto..." Shion whispered as she stroked Naruto's chest. "But I have to continue the line of priestesses, and... I've wanted it to be with you ever since you helped defeat Moryo. We can take it slow, I don't mind- as long as it happens..." Shino kissed Naruto like a dream of eagle wings, smooth as sunlight on a virgin's penis. "Naruto, have you heard of the Chakra Sutra?"

"Chakra Suit? What's that?"

"Well," Shino began, wetting the cloth and cleaning Naruto of it, "It starts like this with the male right there, ready to take action..."

Naruto had never known he was so flexible. Nearly an hour later, after being introduced to the Chakra Sutra and it's mystic sensations Naruto's sexings were pretty tired. And yet Komachi had sat through the whole time, slowly undoing her hair and removing the pins, and stretching to get ready. She walked over, an odd calculating look on her face. "Komachi, I... don't think I can do too much... it might even take a while before I can... uh, you know..."

"At least you're honest aboot it," Komachi chuckled, looking away. "It's okay Naruto... I mean, I haven't been exactly ... forthcoming, if you know what I mean. The sexings... just aren't a priority for me... See, I of used to dream of being a family woman but..."

"But what?"

"Oh, it's nothing. Don't want to put you out of the mood." Komachi got down with Naruto, snuggling close with him, getting a feel of his body. With subtle hesitancy, she leaned in, and gave Naruto a kiss, then leaned back to rest. The ash blonde ANBU guided his hand to her secret woman part, to her p*ssy and into even her girly tube. She let Naruto explore and sex her slowly with his fingers, her secret girly scent enticing Naruto and slowly helping him to get a shape again. It was a short sexing, only of to activate the jutsu, but to Naruto it felt just right.

Komachi gave him another small kiss, and left him for her corner, giving him some space. Yet, despite his penis being tired and sore as a nigger slave, the rest of Naruto was still being awake. His lounge of cushions was comfy, but he mind no rest- his mind raced to all the girls that were with him during the day, especially of Moegi. Should I claim her- no, no! Won't be doing that, no sir! But I still want to protect her- ah that's it! Maybe some of the girls could help, like Sakura, or Bachiko, or Hana... or no, no group... just ask of them all to do it...

Oh what was I doing, with saving Moegi? Did Mizuki really deserve what I gave him? I think he deserved... something! But... what can I give Moegi now- or any of my girls, really? How can I make sure Moegi has no more guys like that, does she like it here with all the other girls? ...argh. I need some fresh air to think. So Naruto passed through the tent flap and into the moonlight, the stars shining like the eyes of a dead lamb. The silence was like a premature orgyness, staining the time on the Hokage's head. He sees for some reason Sakura standing by a rampart, looking of the the night sky. "Kinda makes you feel lonely, huh?" Sakura asked. "Seeing the stars of blue, white, all twinkling..."

"No... I actually used to stargaze at lot at my apartment, with this cheap pair of binoculars... the stars always felt as of glow bugs, like I could pick one out and carry it with me." There was more awkward kinda moment when Naruto scooted closer and closer to Sakura; then he put an arm around her, and lean down to give of kiss. Sakura return it, and they share magical look into each other's eyes.

"Sakura... do you love me...?"

"Naruto, I... I do love you, but my feelings for you arn't the same as my ones I feel for Sasuke..." But Naruto looked of hurt, and turn to walk away. "No, Naruto!" Sakura jogged after him. "I... I didn't want to lose Sasuke, and... you were of always doing you're hardest for me, and were always around for me, and, and now I didn't want to lose you either."

"Why is it always Sasuke, Sakura? What is of he have I don't?" Naruto continued his stony walkings.

"Naruto, I'm sorry I shouldn't have talked aboot Saukse, please stop walking away! I love you Naruto! I love you! Please come back over here, I- I need yew now..." Naruto was of no more for being with the stony walkings, but he no of turn back to Sakura, only stare up into night sky. Sakura hurried over again, and of seed Naruto was cry sparkly quiet tears, and this of made Sakura to start being of with the crying too, and she of holded Naruto, and cry into his chest, and he no turn or push her away.

DAY 11;

iT WAS OF CRISP morning, over at the training feild. Shizune had given him made to have another day of rest, but she did let him look over their training, with Mei. The Mizukage had great insights that of helped with Isaribi and her water style Jutsu, and Ami and Tenten with their jutsu's too. Really, Naruto sawed at all the girls starting to share techniques; like Yakumo showing Sasame a jutsu where the user's hair spread to cover them, and then they could travel through floors and stuff and pop up, and Sasame taught Yakumo a jutsu of like Jiraiya's, of using hair to stretch out and catchify. Tokiwa shared some Nadeshiko Villaje style of swordings with Tenten, and Shizuka of Taijutsu with her, Naruto saw of a big momint for Tenten when she learn of to use her Earth Chakra to power up hand to hand strikes. And speaking of taijustu, Goro was of learning more from Sakura and Shizune, hard attackings that broke up the ground.

Today, Naruto was of going over Rasengan learnings again. He was of a good to see Ami and Hana and Hinata was to learn it; Hana say it for she know spinning already. He sawed of Mei being interested to learn, and see wheels of plotting turn in her eyes. He was also intersted of seeing Yakumo's Rasengan, how it was of much way stronger than anyones. After the tough Rasengan learnings, Shion lead them of calm breathing exercises, which Naruto go from into Sage Mode training, feeling a few of the girls close to it, but as of opening his eyes he forgetted where they were in the circle. So after, he made his Harem Justu, and made for a big team battle. But it was of short, Mei and Goro and Risa and Tenten teamed up and pwned tons of them, despite his best attackings.

So after another quick break, Isaribi spoke up. "Naruto, I just was thinking, is there anything maybe we could be of teaching you? Any Taijutsu mebbe, or any techniques?" There was agreement murmur of the other girls.

"Maybe Tenten and I could teach you aboot kenjutsu," Samui said.

"Or maybe we could learn you of Genjutsu," Said Yakumo.

"Aw, I'm not so good of genjutsu," Naruto said. "But everything else sounds great! Let's start with some good ol' taijustu!"

Goro stepped forwards, her purple hair being as of raven in the sunlight. "I've been wanting tor try this with you for a while," She said. "My family was of Bear Country, and had a cool style passed down." So real quick Goro summoned a huge bear, and begin to train Naruto of the Bear Fist style. It was of strong attackings, and stance that was good for with power in them. It of simpleness that Naruto see was for the uber power to be of easier to use. But, it was of not as fun, because Goro made him practice aginst her bare s*****, which was of course strong but also surprisingly fast. Shizuka also was of teachings the taijutsu, the Nadeshiko style Roaring Gale things, which was of cool 'cuz of Naruto also had wind natured chakra.

But Naruto was surpised to see Shizune step to teach of taijutsu, thinking she more of medic. "Shizune, what is of this?"

"I'm of the show you the Death Valley Driver!" She gave a good o'l Shizune chuckle and made of a Shadow Clone, getting it on her shoulders "Come on, make a clone and follow along." So Naruto did, as Shizune began to explicate. "Now once on the shoulders, kind of swing down to hold as of in the fornt, like a standing 69 position, and then down!" Shizune finshed the throw, and it poofed her clone! It poofed his clone when he did it too, he of see this was good throw, and he remembered the hurtings it gave during tag game. He seed some of the other girls was of learned it too, as of Goro and Ami, and Moegi.

So after Samui and Tenten were of leading all with swords, it was of time for lunch, and they headed back to the base to fly made of light and happy again, and the food was of good gunnarola bras, and some juices.

Then the Mizukafe was of ladyish again, and was for taking out ona hole big harem shopping trip. First of was the clothes, there was lots of cloths each bought. The girls tried to make A Team of Ami and Goro, for of they purple hair, but the two no follow and get own clothes, Ami getting many black stuffs as of tight shorts, and this one pair of short jeans that had rose designs on the thighs and lace-up side on calves, and black halter top; Goro actually liked the jeans Ami got but to avoid team dressings got the same style with white and no designs instead, and of white tank top, of from the same store. Sakura got some more black actiony shorts, recommending the brand to Sasame, who nodded and got a pair too.

At a clothes store with of the more actiony wearings, many of the girls bought things, Risa got some mesh coverings for the elbows, and half finger gloves, tough black leather ones; and a good dark grey shirt as of for the Konoha chunin uniform and also picked up a new kunai holster, one easy open closure it had. Tamaki got more wrappings for her froearms and wrists, and a cute sweet high collar sleveless shirt, of a good red color. Isaribi got good waterproof shoes, and a sea blue camo wet suit, which had fabric have interesting feel, like of slimy but not wet. Naruto got himself a mesh armor shirt for under his jacket, and Bachiko and Moegi looking of the nigga sandals, Moegi getting a new black pair, and Bachiko ones of blue to match her eyes. Tokiwa got another backless shirt, this one of a ninja brown coulor.

They went of a weapons store after that, Shizune stocking up on needles, everyone getting lots of kunai and shuriken. Samui tested the balance of some tanto and katanas, and got some; and Ami got a couple more sai.

The last one was a girly clothes store, selling dresses and other things such as brassieres. He saw of Yakumo get a nice new pink kimono and a sea green haori, both with nice flower petal designs on them, and he saw of Mei to get a leather thong off rack, but Sakura started to push him away. "You'll see later, but it'll be a surpise," She say. So Naruto waited outside the store, until several a minutes later the girls came out, Naruto noting Hinata had the most bags. Back at the base on the Hokage's head, there was much giggling and of talking with the bags, and things the girls got. While as of the conversing, Naruto fixed up a big pot of ramen with Shizune. There was big anime steams rising from it, with some anime smellings going to the girls and Hana got of good sniff as they dirfted, boy.

"Naruto, what are you putting in there? It actually smells kinda good."

"Heh heh ha! It's my special blend of secret ingredients, you'll have to eat it to find out!"

"It better not be one of the chocolate douches like the last time," Karin said.

"Don't worry, I put the last of them in the pudding yesterday." The girls dropped their mouths in shockings, and jumped Naruto for making a big anime dust cloud with punchings. "I was kidding! Ow!" Shizune smiled and shook her nice ass as she stirred the ramen.

"I think it's actually done now!" She called, and instantly everyone seiza'd around the fire with their bowls and chopsticks. Moegi got up to help serve again, and after quick "Itadakimasu!" they dug in like niggers on a chain gang.

After that, "Hey, this is just miso ramen," Sakura said. "That's your secret ingredient?"

"Yup. Miso ramen's great every time!"

After the secret was out and dinner over, they all snuggled in their tents. Komachi and Shion and Mei came in, wearing light and kinda see-thru bed clothes, in ladyish sexy style that actually work good for all them, but Naruto could only gulp as Mei and Shion jointed him on the cushions, looking at him of expectings. Mei smiled and started spooning him like a cerial killer, and Shino gave him a light kiss of lips, before make of a three person hug with. Outside, Sakura stood beside the tent flap, wondering if she wanted to go in or not, but decided to talk of Naruto the next day in private, and with an anime sigh bubble turned and went back to her own tent.

DAY 12;

As of Naruto ops woke up, he was feeling of sexiness, and gorned and saw of Mei sexing his shape with her mouth. Shino was on sleepings still on the pile of cushions, breathing of easy. Mei stroked Naruto's shape, sexing it and fondling his b*lls, moaning onto him. "Oooaaarrrghh, Mei- I'm-" But Mei no stop, only of increase her sexings, so of Naruto to was with the throbbing in her mouth.

She was of thick swallowings, gasping of air when done. "Good morning," The Mizukage say with stickiness.

"Yeah, good so far."

"Want anything else before breakfast?"

"Uh ermm... no, I'm okay. Eheh." Mei smiled, and was up to clean off mouth. Komachi walked in, and of the lookings.

"Breakfast is on, are you all ready?"

Shion rubbed her eyes, being of the waking. "Hmn? Brekkist, Oh, jist a few minnets, biotch." Naruto nodded his agreeings, and Komachi left of mack out, homie.

But right when Naruto came out of his tent, he was of blind folded by Yurika! "Hey, what's going on here?"

"You have a special kind of breakfast today, Naruto!" Said Ami and Risa like twins. "Don't woory of us, we already ate in preparation for this. It was oatmeal with cinnamon owl feces. Anyhoo, your is task to guess is being to hold your food for you!"

"How am I supposed to do that?"

"Oh, you'll know," Tenten said from over to the side. Someone's hand was to be of the guide him around, and push him down onto his knees. There was of sound of food being served, and muffled groanings. Hana or whoever(Naruto didn't know) pushed his head down gently, and he of smelled the food, it of spicy and also sweet, with warm anime smellings up to tickle the vaginas of his nose hairs.

"Eat," Hana said, so Naruto opened his mouth, and took a big bite. It was of being a meaty chili, with a bread and cinnamon with gooeyness and sugar, and he took of another bite, licking up the chili from side- but he taste of a girl, not plate! He held the girl's but-tocks to eat up all the cinnamon roll and chili, his tongue going deep of her p*ssy and tasting the spicy and sweet of the sticky meat and bread. "Mannnnn, that was delicshious! I, I think it was... Hinata!"

Hana lifted up his blind fold, and it was Hinata! She was blushing, with some chili leaking out of her vagina. But it was of only a quick peek, because the blind fold was back on, and he was being for guided the next girl of row. It was chili and cinnamon rolls again, but there was of hair a bunch so Naruto new right away. "Mmmm, that one was Tokiwa!" He got quick peep of her to see of rightings, and then back down and for the next one. He of tell from small hips and the hair it was of Sasame, and he inhaled big to suck of all the chili. "Yeeeumm! That one was Sasame!" The next ones were of Tenten and Tamaki and Samui, who give herself away by her groanings.

After Samui was a new smell, one Naruto of knew good: he pinched of the noodles with fingers, slurping up at the sauce, and licking of the girl's p*ssy to get all of taste. He held up the girl, and kept his mouth open as ramen fell in, and the sauce too. "That," He say, knowing of the girls p*ssy good too, "Was Sakura!"

Kabuto tried to keep from facepalming. "Do I even want to know what I'm interrupting?" There was big anime rush of lines as all turned to look at the sudden appearance. "I could almost laugh, but that would alert you to my presence."

"What are you of doing here, Kabuto?" Naruto asked with pointings.

"It has come to my attention that you are in the lead of this farce Madada has set up, and that just can't happen. It for good of nigga world I stop you here."

Naruto stood of and taking off blindfold. "Wrong! Tobi is of crazy, he try to brainwash the whole world of his jutsu!" Naruto of got ready for the fightings, staring right at Kabuto.

"I wouldn't call it brain washing, you fool. You truly couldn't understand the anus of amphibian greatness."

"Well I may not know much, but I know what love is!" Shouted Naruto. "And all Tobi is doing is make of for more the big cycle of cl*t fury!"

"Fury? Heh. Well since you're all naked, why don't I strip down and show you my snake?" So Kabuto took off his cloak, and revealed his snake of around his waste! Then Kabuto made of with biting his anus thumb, and slammed it of the ground, calling, out, "Snake Summoning Jutsu!" Then there was big hiss, and Manda 2 looked above the walls for a minute! "I think the time for talk has become of over, as words only complicate the failures of our human condition, bitch." Naruto leapt up to begin of the battle, but Shizune stopped him.

"No, Naruto... this time he's mine."

"I'll beat you as of a whiny prison bitch, bitch. You haven't beat me once, and you won't do it now..." Kabuto stared of Shizune, who seem to close her eyes of defeat! "And you might want to be of doing something aboot Manda, before your village is gone. Again."

Yakumo stood, and was of running off. "Yakumo! Wait!" Ami got up to follow, and then Tenten did too, leaping over the wall.

"Is you so weak, your women fight for you, Naruto? Well then I give of for you to fight too!" Then Madara Uchiha and Deidara and Nagato(Paein)! leaped onto the wall! Naruto and the other girls went off to fight them.

Down below, Yakumo and Ami and Tenten stared of Manda 2's face, as it trash random nodescript buildings with tail. "Wanna go for it Tenten?"

"Yeah!" Then they of made the hand seals, and did the "Legendray Collabo Jutsu: Reverse Meteor Technique!" The big firey spheres vomited from the Hokage's mouth, two catching Manda in the body, but one aimed at its head missed! Manda 2 writhed from big impact's, and then Ami and Tenten jump for it being in head! But, Manda swatted with its head, knocking them down to the ground! Yakumo faced it getting ready for of her big jutsu she could doodoobedo. Reared back, and lunged of Yakumo as she leaped for it, and being of to swallow Yakump! "Nooo! It got her! " Ami shouted. "Should we still try to attack it?"

"Yeah, but not of head, in case of we hit Yakumo too." Tenten wooried. "Aha! I of use an Earth Jutsu, to slow it!" Then Tenten made of a couple hand signs, and yelled "Earth Style: Dark Swamp!" Then the ground turned to a swamp under Manda 2, and Tenten began to breath of heavy.

"I'll take the jutsu from here, Tenten." Ami then took a sword which Tenten unseal from a just in case deal on her thigh, and charge of Manda, making her fire chakra to come from it, and slash of Manda in the swamp! It made good cut, but not of all the way through! Ami began to panic, as had of no good jutsu left with such small chakra as she had at moment. And then Manda 2's upside part of head explodiated with whirlwind of bloody stuff, and that part of Manda flopped down as the part not in swamp behind thrashed some more. Then Yakumo was being of walked from it, covered all of from head to heel in blood and stuff of strings and chunks. "Let's go help Naruto," Yakumo said of determined face when she got to Ami and Tenten.

Back up of the Hokage's head, Kabuto was of mock Shizune. "You say to battle me, but you only stand there napping? What of joke. Here, wake up! I even let you use of jutsu! Or you!" He said to Sasme, "Here, free shot!" Sasame squeezed out the grapes in her vagina, hitting of Kabuto in the eyes, to of him annoying laugh.

"Sasame, Naruto and the others need your help." Shizune said, of opening eyes. "I've got Kabuto, trust me." Sasame heard of big explosions, and raced off.

"So what technique you have active, eye shadow no jutsu? Here, I let you have free sho-" But then Shizune dart forwards, and kick Kabuto through the crown shaped wall! She flew after him, and hit him with kick from Leaping Stag kata, then fly to under him and land on ground, and used a Shoryuken! Kabuto landed in the blood near Manda's corpse, and wiped his own blood from his mouth.

"So your taijutsu's improved, I give that. But it's not enough to beat me." Shizune nodded, to be of agreeings, but then made super-quick hand signs!

"Sage Art: Shackles of Fate!" Then the Kabuto's ankles sink of it seemed into the earth, which of spike into his calves. Shizune then rushed fowards and beat of Kabuto, using of all power she had, in big rush.

"This, this... but how?"

"Because I no have you destroy the country and friends and peace we all have fought for."

"I don't destroy it! You all don't understand it be to create new world, a better one! You cannot think this world is enough, we bring you-"

"Shut up, your words only embiggen the failures of your human condition... bitch."

"ThiS IS MIASTAKTE! yOU NOW NOKW WHAT YOU DOO! YOU WILL NEVER CROSS LINE INTO UOTPIA!"

"I know of the line, and I'll show you!" Shizune made of gentle hold of palm to Kabuto and it glowed with her chakra. "Sage Art- Dichotomy of Heaven and Earth!" Then Kabuto was of spilt in two, a big cut hole left in the ground between him and down back to Manda. Then to be of sure, Shizune ripped out Kabuto's still beating heart, and placed it of the ground. She drew of the jutsu diagram with his blood then did the hand signs. "Sage Art: Primordial Womb!" Then the blood flashed and squiggled to wrap around Kabuto's heart, then made wtih anime glowings and and sank into rippley ground. Shizune sighed, and looked up to see of the battle with all of Kabuto's summons.

Moegi hit Madara with a Lightning Cutter, and soon after Sasame was sealed him with a scroll jutsu.

Then Deidara flew into air on explodey clay bird, and gave villain anime speech! "I have an anus!" Naruto and the others trembled of fear, and Deidara laughed with vagina mockings. "And now for my ultimate Masterpiece!" He turned and of pulled up his cloak, and pulled down his pants. "Fart of the Death God Barrage!" Big fireballs almost as of Reverse Meteor shot from Deidara, a fiery orgy as of like the revenging b*lls of a eunuch. Mei did her Vapor style mist jutsu, and it was being of only to deflame and shrink them, not of stopping! There was still of bits of clay that make small booms from impact, scattering rocks like poo of fan hitting. Then Deidara yelled, and his palms licked his but-tocks for a bit before he pulled them open further, and the Barrage got heavier! Naruto made Shadow Clones, and jumped up, being of attacking the clay bombs, and his clones dispersed of fast, and soon Risa and Samui jumped up, maneuvering and punching and slicing for the attackings of the clay, bounding of higher up. But Deidara increasd the fowl agina! Mei increased the acidness of the mist to help, and Hana and Tokiwa and Shizuka leapt to help, all the defend attackings make of stream of explosions from Deidara's anus.

And then Nagato popped up behind them! Hinata and Yurika sensed him, and Hinata used her Byakugan to make of a hit to his heart point, but it no work! Goro see of this, and rush over to combat with Nagato. Her taijutsu was overwhelm, the Bear Fistings make Nagato body turn to jelly mush with her power, and even of one big punch that blast through his chest, but he began to reform, and then used Shinra Mako to push Goro away. Bachiko saw and was of scared, her dark crimson hair blowing in wind of jutsu. She looked of Komachi for attackings, and as the ANBU dart of forwards to be with attacking, Ami and Tenten were back up the monument! Ami and Komachi sliced him of same time, but Nagato use substitution Jutsu, being of higher of up mountain! He use the Water Trumpet jutsu, but Isaribi catch and use own Water Trumpet jutsu, meeting with of Nagato's! There was a big struggle, and in a moment Nagato's jutsu overpowered Isaribi's! It seem of bad situation but Tenten was of use a chain, and it wrapped of Nagato, and pulled him down! Then Shizune came from the mountainside and tackled him, taking to ground in a big pieldriver! It made big crater, with anime updraft of rocks and boulders in large explosion! Then Yakumo reappeared, and use of Rasengan to keep Nagato down. It obliterated the lower half of his body but of course he was of reform quick. Sasame huried ovre and used her sealing jutsu to put Nagato of scroll, and of heart beat they of being relieved.

But there was of still Deidara and his jutsu, which make of light of angry suns in sky. Goro limped back over, and stand with to look up for Deirada. "I can't see him! Where is he?"

"He's getting closer to Deidara," Karin confirmed.

Battling through the explodiations Naruto swam through hurricane of explosions, until finally he was in range. He prepared the kunai with the exploding tag, and with a roar slammed it into Deidara's anus! The revived Akatsuki ballooned up, then explodiated as of the orgy of a skull humping leper's penis, raining down like the love juice of a virgin eunuch. After landing of ground, Naruto and others breathed for a moment. Naruto look at girls, seeing they all of wooried look, but then Deidara began to reform of head that fall in midst of them! Sasame noticed and of quicklyness used the scroll sealing jutsu, putting away the explodey Akatsuki once and for jizz. They all breathed heavy of after battle, quiet things as ashes of broken destiny fall. "...If you're hurt, come in close to me. Closer..." Naruto and the girsl shuffled closer, and Shizune made of the hand seals and put palm of ground. "Sage Art: Rebirth Cycle!" There was glowy spread from her palm underground, and little bits of grass began to grow, as all the burns and scrapes were healed. The glow faded, and everyone looked of themseflves, almost surprised to be of saw that they were healed of this good.

There was silents of sharing looks, and then Naruto say, "I is of ready to face Tobi now." Sakura and the other girls nodded, sharing of determined look. "But after of fight like that I'm gonna need some more ramen first!" The harem face faulted as Naruto chuckled, but after a minute they was all headings down to village to eat of Ichiraku Ramen.

Naruto was ready for restings, but it was of not to be. Ino and Suzume and Tsubaki found him, wanting to join, and Naruto of nice guy who want of face Tobi, so of course he let them, even though it was kinda awkward. He of course knew Ino had shape of hot curves, and it was good but she insist of the three cheese orgy, and was of teasing him for almost an hour by playing with his shape, and sexing it, before be of serious and finish. And then she used the Secret Woman Grip to pull of Naruto down to her, asking him for a sexing. Ino was of crazy hot, and he think fuzzy and say yes, and began to sex her girly parts and p*ssy with his mouth, being of hard firm lippings and swirly tongue, Ino gorning of whole time, until her love juice wazzled on Naruto's face. But Ino was of still not done.

"Ino come on,"

"Only is a few days left, Naruto. Want of getting all I can, this no happen before or after." Ino was of pull in Naruto, giving him kissings and of lick her juicyness off his face.

"So, you actually...?"

"Of course; I always of think you idiot silly guy but I always think you is of cute, too." Ino was of push Naruto back down to the cushions, grinding of his bod with her kissings, Naruto squeezing her but-tocks and moaning for her. He got of achey tired shape, which Ino notice and stop of the big kissings. She of breathe with heavy lustings, and lean on side and pull up of leg, to being of spread wide her p*ssy. "Sex me, Naruto. One last big time, sex me into next year. Sex me so hard your kids will feel it. GET. IN. ME. NOW!" Naruto did as he was being asked, putin Ino onto her back and slipping his shape of her vagina, being of wild move to of make sure his shape stay big, gorning as Ino use of girly muscles to squeeze him, then pull down and give bitey sexing of her mouth to Naruto's neck with her mouth as he got sexing fury and pound her with his sexings. He try to stay of big shape but felt it shrinking, and roar and get of blinding sexing fury, flexing his shape and smash into Ino's P*ssy. "Hhhnnnnneh, hnnnngguhhh , ohhhhhh, HHHoOOOOHH! YEEEEEEESSSSS! YEESSSS YESSSSSS! OOHHHH!" Ino squeezed of mega tight with her girly muscles, and Naruto throbbed, though he of no feel his love juice. "Ino..." He looked of Ino, her platinum blond hair all of mess, fanned out behind behind her, sweaty and panting. Naruto pulled from Ino, but she STILL no let him of go! She gently push his head to her breastices, and pull it to herself. "Give me three nipples, Naruto..." Naruto look up and seed of still hungry look in Ino eyes, and so he began to sex Ino's nipple, and then of a spot beside it, latching on and giving it of wet, sucky sexings for a while, and he of did left Ino with a sexings circle.

Ino smile. "Now it of time for real fun..."

"What, real fun?"

"Mind Body Switch Technique!" Suddenly Naruto was of look at himself, and he have big mean grin of his face. I really should have seen this cumming. He of began to rub himself into a shape agian, and Ino MOANED as she put Naruto's shape in her, flexing his shape and grabbing her hips for hard sexings. "Aaaaahh! Yes! I could sex you all day like this, I love of being with a penis!" Ino picked up her speed, hitting Naruto of for being with super fast sexings, Narto beginning to gorn and rub Ino's girly button. He arched his back up for Ino, and she suddenly pulled him up to of stand, holding his waist as she pound him, Ino's breastices jiggling like jello as Naruto sagged backwards. Naruto screamed of the feeling, shouting Ino's name. Ino give him mad hard sexings, and let Naruto slip off as he fly back onto pile of cushions.

Then the switch technique was over, and Naruto sank to his knees, his face toppling over to land by Ino's foot on cushion. It was of smooth skin, even as more pale than ...other parts of Ino. Naruto no know why, but he began to kiss and massage her foote. "Oh, ohhh, I... didn't know you were a foot guy..." Naruto no reply, thinking it more of he Ino guy than of liking feet. Though Ino's feet were nice, in a way, Naruto crawled up to beside her and flopped on his back.

"Ino... I think I'm done. I can't..."

"I... I'm pretty worn out too... You got me good... Especially before you started licking my foot..." Ino say with wink. Naruto made a tired scowly face, and Ino laughed. "I just wish this was on tape, Ino want to forget this, Naruto..." Ino chillaxed with Naruto then, just breathing easy and stretching out on the pile of cushions, before sitting up. "Well, think I've hogged you-" Ino giggled at her pun a bit- "Long enough, I'll see ya later." Ino brushed aside the tent flap, and not a breath later in walked Suzume.

"Time for me to teach you a few lessons in sex, Naruto!" Suzume flung off her pink kimoano, revealing strappy black leather stuff of which barely covered her, and inexplicably she now had a whip, too. She cracked it, and Naruto gulped.

"I always knew something was of weird in her," Sakura say outside tent.

Ino nod along with Ami and Tenten and Hinata, meanwhile Moegi looked to of burst with embarrassings. Shizune noticed this, and say with silly suggestings, "Who's up for a game of Duck Duck Goose?" The silly suggestings made the younger girls giggle, but all was noddy and agreedeth to play. They spread out in big circle as of the p*ssy of a miniscule donkey that was descended from the greatest wild donkeys, and Shizune volunteered to be of it first. She started off with Goro, then went all way around the circle before saying "GOOSE!" of Tenten who she knew was slower, and raced fastly with speedings, back to Tenten's spot and sat down.

"B'argh!" Tenten huffed. "Duck, Goose!" Tenten say of Samui, who was surprised and got up for the chasings, but she not catch Tenten in time, but it was close. Samui adjusted her top, then calmly walk around, ducking several of the girls before she of get to Mei, who she goosed. But before Samui could even run away, Mei's arm shot out and caught her, and gave her Kill You smile and wagged her finger. Samui huffed and continued her walk, before coming to Ami, who of she say GOOSE! and dash off. Knowing of Mei's trick Samui do this on back leg, so Ami's swipe was no effect and she lose race back to her spot.

Ami ducked with many of the girls, before getting to Moegi, who she say "Goose!" and ran off. Moegi was fast, but Ami was outrunning her and looked over her shoulder, and didn't see when she ran into Suzume! They landed in a complicated anime way, with Ami tangled in Suzume's strappy outfit, and of her face in the cleavage of the Academy teacher's breastices. She get out with pop! and gasped of air; and Ami see of where right hand was and maed a face and pulled out from there.

"You need to watch where you're going!" Suzume say, of trying to act like teacher still. But then of a little awkward moment when Suzume looked to Tsubaki. The former partner of Mizuki glanced around, then look of ground as she do tiny quick smile and head to Naruto's big tent.

He was of asleep, with a fat lip and a mark on his ribs. Tsubaki took her time stripping, slowly undoing her shirt and brassiere hooks, pulling down her shorts and panties, and folding all to put of a neat pile, then unbraiding her hair. Fully naked, she padded over to the pile of cushions, spooning of Naruto, waiting of being to know what with for the happen of male sleepiness. She gently feel of his b*lls and penis, getting of now how good Naruto grow of last few years. She see of his good lean muscle too, it of begin hard and smooth, and of Naruto's scent of manliness; and Tsubaki began of think of her longing for a man after Mizuki drank of the tiger potion, longing as of a sail need wind. Tsubaki closed her eyes and enjoy soft quiet moment with Naruto, keeping of steady hand on his crotchular area. It was of getting dark outside when it happined, and Tsubaki stroked Naruto harder, and whispered wakings in his ear. "H'nuh, who's..."

"It's me, Tsubaki."

"Tsubaski, oh... OH. Ohhhhh, oooohhhhh..." Tsubaki turned Naruto to under her, and of slipped his shape inside her p*ssy, which had been of growing wet as of ship sailing through stormy seas of lustings. And of at last, the wind filled the sail and Tsubaki came buckets like a virgin, groaning as she felt the claiming jutsu activate on her. Tsubaki hanged her head, quitely breathing, before giving of him a long, slow, smoochy wet kiss from Naruto's clavicle to his mouth, her tongue of darting in as shy puppy trying to steal food of mean dog. But is of no long as Naruto wanted, of Tsubaksi leaned up.

"It's of time for dinner, let's wash up and go."

"Oh, uh, be along in a minute."

As Tsubaki went to be of clean, Naruto think of the sexing, if Tsubkai knew of him killifying Mizuki, then go to follow her.

DAY 13:

Naruto woke up, as of being for the not knowing where he was, as of a drugged prison bitch. Then he of feel bodies aginast him, and look to see of who it being: Hinata, Shion, and Mei again. He feel nice of them, but of something was not quite right. He would of want to get up sneaky, but Mei was on top of him. His heart start to pound at feeling of her shape on him, knowing it was of a Kage, and of what they had done. Well, uh, don't wanna get too excited and wake 'em up like that. So Naruto cleared his throat, and of say, "Good morning! Time to rise and shine!"

Shino rubbed his hip and but-tock and whispered of his ear, "Good morning, sweetie," To the instant breaking of his plannings.

"Good morning, Naruto..." Hinata say from other side, with a small shy happy moaning. Mei groaned and look up at Naruto with sexy sleepy eyes, and smile that melt of Naruto's libido into pool of love juice.

"And good morning to you, Naruto. Were you having a good dream?" Naruto made an anime morning face of frown and mumbled 'not fair'.

"Well, I kinda wanted to get going and do some training today, and it seems like it's already of the morning, soo..."

"No good morning present?" Asked Mei.

"Well uh, umm..." But Naruto gave up when Hinata was of give him tickly kiss in his ear, and Mei and Shion wrapped their arms around him and kissed of his neck and cheek. It was of gentle kissings, though Mei did give Naruto a scary hungry stare once. Eventually, after soft smexy fondlings, Mei get up and Shino and Hinata and Naruto followed her, to the outside. Naruto seed it was of late mroning, with the other harem girls already up, with commotion over near one wall.

Narutt hurried over to see, and Tamaki turned and saw him approach. "He's here!" The girls parted, and he sawed of Yamato and Neji!

"Morning, Naruto!" Waved Yamato. "I have some news for you that I think you might want to be aware of."

"Hmnehh? Whut's going on, Cap'n Yamato?"

"Well, word's been spreading of your leadings in the competition, and..."

"Oh, so I'm in the lead?"

"Yes, and so many know of your efforts aginast Pain and in the war... several harems have dropped out of the competition, includings that of Kakashi's."

"Ah no way, why'd he do that? Doesn't make sense at all."

"It's because they believe in you, Naruto." Said Neji. He briefly glanced to the side. "And they want to put their weight beh-" Neji did of double take. "THAT'S THE FREAKING MIZUKAGE!" He pointed, with anime jaw droppings. "Ahem. Pardon me, Lady Mizukage. As I was to say, they want to support you, and ensure you cum. In first." Neji gived glance of meaning to Naruto, who took of minute, but then got what Neji meant.

"Oh... eheh, well, alrighty then."

"And there's one more piece of news, bitch-azz muddafuggah," Said Neji. "You remember our mission to the Village Hidden in the Stars? With the meteorite?"

"Oh yeah, and that weird peacock jutsu. I remember."

"Well, it's been passed on to me that one of their Chunin has traveled to Konoha, and wishes to join your group to renew friendly relations between our countries."

Naruto sighed, knowing his plans of tough training were probably not going to happen now. "Well, I guess you could tell her now I'm ready to meet her, like of say around lunch." Neji and Yamato nodded.

"Well, that's all we have for you, Naruto." Said Yamato. "Good luck aginast Tobi." Neji and of Yamato jeapted away, leaving Naruto with hot uneasy feeling of stomach. He looked around at the girls, and they smile and slowly creeped in, then they hoisted him up and paraded off to the big tent.

The Chunin from from Hoshigakure, it turned out, was Hokuto! She had of more freckles, and was very tall, as of around same of Naruto height, and she still of kept her hair in ponytail as of same style of Anko, with the bangs framing her face. She say of how Sumaru was a jonin now, and of how the village was recovering. Then she see of Goro walking by, and give of knowing look, but she turn of Naruto and was got ready for claiming. Most of the girls left, and as when of Hokuto was stripped, Naruto saw of her shape, of curvy but average size which Naruto no take eyes off of. She climbed onto his shape, giving him slow sexings until her claim mark flashed, then look of Naruto and keep sexing him for a couple more minutes.

And just of when Hokuto get up and left, another groupe of women came in, seeing of Naruto's shape as he relaxicated on pile of cushions. Then he remembered they was of Kakashi's harem: Kurotsuchi, from Iwa; the ANBU lady, Yugao; the spy lady, Hanare; and Anko and Kurenai! There were others from Kakashi's team, as well. Naruto tried to make his best sexings for them, even of short only claimings, but it was of becoming hard. Yugao was of only claim, but gave Naruto many kissings as he sexed her, getting him wet all over. He was worried of Anko to use snakes or of make him bloody, but she was actually of gentle, with soft grindings before of even putting his shape of her. Naruto moaned her name, which he see made of her to being with a smirk. "What's my name? I can't hear you..." She whispered of sexiness into his eare, sexing Naruto fatser.

"Ankooo! AAAANKOOO!" The snakey kunoichi nibbled and of kissed on Naruto's jaw, and of reached around to pull him of his back, her fingernails of his skin, rubbing him as she sexted him, grinding of her hips. Naruto of yelled feeling her shape and her sexings, and came so hard it hurt even he of no feel love juice, and of Anko's claiming mark flashed, but she stayed on him, gave him big kiss of lips, holding the back of his head in her hands. Anko got of the sexing fury into her then, and became of hungry with her kissings holding Naruto of down harder and grinding again, touching Naruto's b*lls and penis to get him of a shape again, squeezing him of her girly muscles and sexings, until she of feeled him again. But then she surprised him, to be getting off Naruto, and look to Kurenai.

"Got him all nice and warmed up for ya."

Kurenai looked of uncertain, knowing of Naruto's age, but still of seeing what he do of Yugao and Anko. Naruto sawed of Kurenai's shape, and back to his, and then of her, and then of his... and then bfore he could look up again, Kurenai was of on his shape, making of shuddery sigh as it go in her, then of leaned her head back for her sexings, Naruto no believing she of had babby few months ago. But Kurenai only of stay for claim mark flashing, through she do of smile to Naruto as she gets up. Last of the women Naruto not know from Kakashi's group got down on him, and leaned forwards to feel of his chest a bit as she sexed him, but she of didn't look comfortable. "What is it, am I...?"

"No you're fine just of um..." She looked away, and Naruto see the ANBU tattoo of her shoulder as her hair moved away from it, like a curtain of velvety black. "The bottom, please?" Naruto nodded, and they maneuvred so the kunoichi was on bottom, and immediately she of arch to Naruto, and he see of pace she want, and started his sexings. The claim mark soon flash, but Naruto see of the girl was seemed of nice, so he continued, as the girl became of moaning and groaning. "AAaauh aaaauh! Okay, okay..." Naruto stopped of her then, and she squeezed his but-tock and gave him a kiss as she got up.

Of next was the bitch from Iwa, Kurotsuchi! She had of mean grin on her face, but no talk of mean. "Just chill, I of not bite... much." She of on Naruto's shape, doing a spinny cross-legged jump onto it, sticking the landing. She then wrapped of legs around Naruto, and roll to on her shoulders upside down, of handstand, for some quick sexings then of hands walk around and spun, jumping into air and doing barrel roll onto the cushions, where of she landing in top, sexing Naruto of re-ice before roiling Naruto onto belly; when she use legs to bend his legs back, then she stretched and pulled his legs and bent him, putting him in a Boston Crab as she sexed him, then keep of on his shape and bend of to lick around Naruto's anus, then move them both on a roll to be back with her on top, sexing Naruto as of bull rider, staying of on him though he try to sex her into ceiling. Kurotsuchi cried out, her love juices make of tide on Naruto's crotchular areola. She flopped onto Naruto, and he kiss of her neck, still with his sex thinkings and role to her of bottom, and he kiss down to her breastices, where he of was for the being to sex her nipples of his mouth. Kurotsuchi was of moaning, and of released her love juice again, and panted of sexy, feeling of Naruto's back and shoulders as he sexed her other nipple. "I'm... I'm sore Naruto, ease up for a bit..." So Naruto stopped, and looked up, and of move to kiss of her neck and jaw again, ruebing her p*ssy with his thigh. Kurtosuchi gave Nartuo a bitey kiss of him, then of giggle as she kissed him and kept of feeling his back. She moaned and had small pulses from Naruto's thigh rubeings, then of say, "That's enough for now..." Ke podia haser, Naruto got up, tired, but Kurotsuchi pulled him back down. "What, I not good enough to stick around?" Naruto blushed.

"Uh ehmm, no you were definitely great, but there... I mean if you really want to you can come back later but..."

"Oh! That's right, the other girls... well I'll just hold on to you for a couple more minutes..." Then Korutsuchi became of nice and easy, snuggling of Naruto and of happy breaths of gave of one last kiss of cheek, and get up, Naruto's opinion of her changed. Last of Kakashi's harem to join was Hanare, but Naruto no remember his time of her, only see her CHIOCE AZZ as she walked away.

Then Shizune walked in, and instead of embarrassing she looked cute and beautiful, and she opened her mouth to say of something but Naruto of suddenly wanted her, and pulled her down for a kissing. "N-Naruto!" But Naruto no let her speak, only of kiss her shape of him and Shizune wrapped her arms around him. The kissings slowed after a while, and after more they stopped and Shizune look into Naruto's eyes, with easy grinding of hips to Naruto, then give him of kiss again, holding on to him to keep from falling off world. Naruto feel his heart palpitate as Shizune look into his eyes after leaning black. "Naruto, this isn't of being what I came here for..."

"I dont care any more, I'm just worn out. I had to have you."

"What? Why did you need to have me...?" Shizune asked of surprise shyness, drawing on Naruto's chest with her finger.

"They of all trying to... well, you know, but you aren't like that, even though you... are."

"I'm fine of the others, I know have of less competition after this is over," Shizune say of with shy hungry stare. She of clear her throat, then spoke in her doctor voice. "I was here to give you a slight heal of your groin, and to massaje your b*lls and crotchular muscles."

"Oh! Yeah, sounds good." Shizune nodded, and they both of looked to Naruto's penis. He look away of embarrassed, and get of cloth to wipe it and his b*lls, of cleaning them.

Naruto relaxicated of the healing jutsu and the massage, closing his eyes and feeling Shizune's sure hands sex him like semen it. And of then, it was of the evenings and time for snackulations, food was of tight with the many girls there, so there was of soups and some protein bars, and of course fried penises coated in tampon-flavored cereal crumbs; Anko ate most of those. As Naruto helped Moegi and Tamaki put away the leftovers, there was for more arrivals to the base!

It was of more women! Naruto recognized Kiba's mom and a couple medic-nin from the hospital, but many of the group of twelve women were unfamiliar. Tsume(Kiba's mom) lead the way of introducing them, stating their wish to join of Naruto's harem, which Naruto do. Due to his tiredness, it take of long time, into the nights, and Naruto learned first-hand where Hana got her sexing energy from. Naruto was filled with anticipations, knowing of what battles may soon approach.

Day 14:

Naruto awoke, his b*ner limp and cold as the grave of a firefly. He looked around, seeing of Kurotsuchi on pillows with him, as well as Hinata and Mei. Sakura was of sleep across bottom of the tent flap, and Naruto perceived this was of to let him rest, and keep too many women from coming in. He go to of gentle wake her up, squeezing her anus of shoulders, moving hair out of her eyes. "Hey Sakura, it's time to wake up."

Sakura gave of sleepy look, the yawned as she got up, stretching. "G'morning, slut girls!" Said of cheer, doing nice guy pose for them.

"Hey," Kurostuchi said, stretching.

"Want your good morning present?" Asked Mei.

"Well, uh-" But Naruto was interrupted by Sakura pushing him to Mei, who licked her lips and grinned. She take of Naruto's penis into her mouth, and for a moment gave it bitey suckings, before it began to get a shape, and of then she used softer wetter sexings of her tongue and lips, gripping his but-tocks to bring him of closer. She give looked up to Naruto, who gorned as Mei of be long slurp to end of his shape.

"I'm getting a piece of that too," Kurotsuchi added, and Mei scooted over for the Iwa nigga to get in front of Naruto, and she took his shape into her mouth, giving it deep sexings even into her throat, holding Naruto's but-tocks and fondling his B*LLS. He feel arms of around his waist, and when of turn to see it was Hinata, and she was of giving him a kiss.

"This could be of present for anytime," She whisper of his ear, before kissings him again. Sakura was of no care for of sexings like as of other girls even if she like Naruto, but she of began to feel left out so walked to his other side, giving of a hug to him and Hinata and kiss Naruto of his cheek and neck.

So in a bit with the good morning present done, Naruto walked through the tent flap and greeted the girls who were for breakfast. It was of Tsume and Hana, and Isaribi and Moegi and Yakumo. They all of say hello, Yakumo doing of super-cute eye smile. They of were making toast, with some new cooking thing Naruto didn't know they'd bought, it looked like a robotic vagina, toasting good on both sides. "I uh I was - I had something I was going say in just a nigger, so if you could wait..." Yakumo and Hana nodded. And Naruto coughed and raised his voice. "Uh good morning girls! There's something I wanted to say to you all, so could you come out?" One by one they did, their heads poking out like girly buttons from a p*ssy before leaving tents to gaither around Naruto. "Well, it's the last day of Tobi's challenge, so... all of you have been good to know, and have been of good helps, even of things like only cook breakfast, it means a lot. I wasn't sure of how this would turn out, but it of been a blast, you guys of make it a dream come trve and so I with wanting to each and every one of you..." Naruto no forsee this, of getting of the tears. "Th- thanks you, you all make my penis feel like a fruitfly on a pile of poop. Thanks..." Tenten was touched by Naruto's gracious words, and he saw of a hard blazing look in her eyes and as she jogged to him, and wrapped of her arms around Naruto in a big hug, and kissed him of more passion than ever before, soon the other girls joined in, Naruto feeling lips and tongues and anuses all over him, like of wrestling an excitable puppy in paddling pool full of disembodied breasts. The toast was of dinged up, with an anime innuendo.

At of first it was hard to train with Tenten wrapped of him, but after pulsing on him for the second time in a minute she get off and started to work out with Goro and Ami and Hokuto. Naruto made clones and did what he could to train with all the girls, with the medic ninjas and with Yugao and Komachi, and Hinata and Kurenai and Shizuka and Ino. Naruto's penis lifted into the winds, as if to fly away into a true vagina of comfort, and though it could not soar it stood in defiance of it fleshly bonds. Moegi noticed this, her eyes being of drawn to the appendage, but knowing Naruto liked the older girls, and silently wept for the phimosis of her destiny.

Naruto kept up the Hader trainings, seeing the girls switch up, like Goro training with the Inuzuka's, and Samui with Shion, and Sasame with Mei. Naruto was of giving the girls a pep talk, teaching them of power that's inside.

But then Naruto farted! The fetid smell was as of the jizz of a ghostly skunk cumming to them from the past of a forgotten memory. Kakashi walked by, seeing the frozen picture like a bluebarry popsicle. "Am I interrupting...? Or do I even want to know?"

Naruto unfroze. "No Kakashi-sensei, just doing some training."

"Smells like win. Well anyhoo, I just came. By to tell you, it pretty much in the books. There have been a few late ...surges, but your closest competitor only has seventeen on his team. They'll probal'y declare you winner after lunch." Naruto nodded his head with thinkings, before of with the asking:

"So whose in second?"

"Gaara." Naruto facefaulted, and Kakashi did his eye smile as he began to walk away, his b*ner like the diggings of a mole.

Hinata still remember of the morning, the wakings up of with Naruto. "Would you like a victory present?" She asked, looking of the ground and then up to Naruto.

"Well I'm not waiting for it to be official!" Tenten say, jumping of Naruto again, and then Naruto's girls wrapped up Naruto in a licky blanket of sexings.

It was of as with Kakashi say, while Naruto's girls and him was of to eat at Ichiraku Ramen, there was of big jutsu in sky like of Tobi, but this time it was of Tsunade. "Attention shitizens of Cuntoha and the Allied Shionbi Froces: the challenge set by Tobi has now ended! Though there were many valium efforts, in the ...end only one nigga was victorious. He is a young man whose penis is now of legend, whose orgasms are the anthem of our freedom, he is... Naruto Uzumaki!" There was of cheering and most of laughter, and some peeps started to chant Naruto! It remind the jinchuriki of when he returned to his village, with of people cheering him. After a moment, Tssnade continued. "But this is not final ultimate ending: Naruto and his women will face Tobi in 3 hours, twenty-one minutes and zero seconds! So Naruto, it is of time to prepare! Raise you b*ner up for Konoha, and the whole world!" There was big wave of applause, and Naruto move to pay for his ramen, but Teuchi stopped him.

"This one's on me, nigga."

"Thanks a bunch!"

"It's the least we could do for a penis as magnificent as yours..." Ayame said. Naruto blushed, then waved goodbye and left of back for the training field with his harem. The time passed with worryings, Naruto trying to be of figure out masterbplan for beating Tobi, but before he knew it, the time was up!

"Are you ready, Naruto?" Asked Sakura of him.

"If you're with me, I'm ready for anything!" Naruto say to her, of the Nice Guy pose. Sakura smiled and gave him a hug, her fingers wanderfinding their way to Naruto's but-tocks, into his anus for a brief moment of sexing.

"Okay everyone!" Naruto shouted. "Let's chillax for just a moment, and have a bit of fun. I promise this is not the end of the world!"

"He's right," Samui said to being with agreeings. "Just keep a cool head, don't get too worried. Here," Samui said, pulling out one of her breastices from her top. "Let's chill, guys." Then of Mei and Tokiwa and Ino did the same, and soon all of Naruto's girls did, and they started rubbing their exposed breastices aginast each other, then touching them and making of connected circle around Naruto, humming a wordless tune, and hopping up and down a few inches.

"Do I even want to know what I'm interrupting?" Tobi asked. Godzilla music played as their heads whipped to aroundu Tobi. "Your hour of reckoning has come, Naruto! The curse of hatred will reveal its final truth to you!"

"You're wrong! As crazy as this may sound, I start to not hate you Tobi. I understrand more of anyone want to end cicle of hate and live in better world- but if you think be winning this battle you're wrong! It's forty-four to one!"

"...Wrong- it is forty-four to two!" Then a woman appeared from Tobi's jutsu dimension, and then they saw it was... Tsunade! She was of naked, her hair of down from its pigtails and blow of with the wind. Inexplicably, Tobi was of naked too, and he thrusted into Tsunade, and there was big anime sequence of close-ups and flashings of light as Tsunade's claim mark activate. "Oh, and I brought some of my friends to watch." Tobi snapped of his fingers, and his Six Paths popped up! Naruto saw of his former jinchuriki peeps, and gave of order.

"Sasame and some others if you want to help, take care of the Paths for me." Sasame nodded, and separated off to side. "Everyone else, flight formation! Karin, let's go!" Karin jogged around to Naruto, bending over for Naruto to put of his shape in her. Fingers went to anuses, and soon Naruto's harem was of up in air, Tobi following them soon. Naruto of hear sounds of the fight with the Six Paths, and Tobi pointed of them to begin a speaking.

"Strength in numbers a lie, the number is one! I shall show you!" Tsunade darted in, and Narutp and his girls did the rocket boost away.

"We can't let them get too close! Ami, Tenten!" Then they threw out a barrage of shuriken, Ami's of with the fire chakra and Tenten's with exploding tags. The other girls helded too, throwing lots of shuriken and kunai. But it seem to not work, Tsunade of being of with the phase through the attacks, zigzagging towards Naruto. But Tenten had hers on strings, and pulled them back around to Tobi; one got him but the rest missed...

Then Tsunade's breastices began to glow of steel, and Tobi boosted of around and up above Naruto! Tsunade spread her arms out, and a rain of orange flamey bullets came from her nipples, devastating the ground below and making craters in the ground, the air having an action movie shake as Naruto and his girls tried to dodge as they could...

Meanwhile, Sasame was of confronted Tobi's Deva Path. She tried of throwing some of her shurikens at the girl, but she used of a mysterious force to deflect them back at her! Sasame caught one of them and ran back in for an attacking, but it pushed her away again! "It be of no use," The green haired chick said. "This be of battle you no hope to win." Then the girl begans to grow chakra wings like of a beatle, and was fly to Sasame! But Sasame was ready, and made of quick hand signs, and put of palm on the gorndu. "Infinite Embrace!" A square pillar of purple light shot up, trapping the green haired girl in it. She made of a screamy face, and her chakra wings flickered. To be the quick Sasame pulled out her sealing scroll, and then of put the girl away into it. But now of Tobi's other Paths notice her, and moved in! Sasame being to panic, but Goro rush to help, and also of Moegi!

"Sasame! The one with the staff can absorb chakra!" Goro warned.

"And the one with armors has laser beams! I couldn't hurt it much, either." Cautioned Moegi.

"Then I'll take care of that one, but I need a bit to prepare," Goro said. Sasame and Moegi covered for her, with Moegi doing Kirin to hit the old guy of Tobi's Paths, and Sasame sealed him. It was of tough with all the attackings to keep the Paths away from Goro, but it was only of the for long enough, and Goro opened her eyes from meditation! "Ready now!" She made the Tiger hand sign, then go of all fours. There was of flames of chakra going over her body, and then she said "Sage Art: Qilin Mimicry Technique!" Then Goro be of rampage, of swift, fierce, and graceful maneuvers. Then one of Tobis' Paths with the long blond hair was of to summon big huge animals, to surround Sasame and Meogi and Goro.

Back with Naruto, they was of trying to be long stream of jutsus, but Tobi still of phase with Tsunade! Mei was doing her misty jutsu, and Kurotsuchi some lava natured jutsu's making of a lava field below, and Ami and Yurika did fire jutsu's above them and Samui and Isaribi did water stream jutsu's and Komachi threw bunches of needles and Tenten summoned lots of weapons to shootings, everyone helped out a lot. The backround music got louder, and Tsunade charged in, and did her Nervous System Rupture attacking on Samui! Samui tried to attack back, but started flapping around. Even of split second, Tsunade and Tobi got hit of needles and kunai. Naruto's harem kept of the attackings stream, but Tobi and Tsunade came in again, up to the front. They sawed of Tsunade panting, and then she yell- "Nigga Art: Queef of Destiny!" There was big anime burst of acid green water from Tsunade's p*ssy which go over the girls in the front of the flight formation. They scream, and feel a burning of like with acid! There was replay of the attack from two different angles, and then Tobi and Tsunade was to phase away through more attackings.

"Oh no! Are you guy okay!" Asked Naruto.

"No, we of need water!" Said Sakura. Isaribi nodded, and did a water jutsu to wash off the goopyness, which still burn but only as not bad. Naruto gave a surge of chakra to his girls, and of the speakings:

"Let's keep up, I know we'll get them! We already did once!"

"But we of going for nearly five minutes! And only once!" Complain Bachiko.

"Don't worry, we can win this! Believe it!" Naruto groaned and sexed Karin for a second, and then flied them off to Tobi and Tsunade.

Back down below, Goro's rapmage reach of stopping point with the Asura Phat of Tobi, the big armored guy. She of get others, her attackings for being too fierce and she overwhelmed the others, leaving pieces of them like the barf of a six year old. Sasame went off sealing those, with Moegi to back her up from the others. They of want to help Goro against the armor guy, but it was too dangerous to get close. Goro kept of her all fours hard attackings, but Han(that's his name) was of strike with furries too, and it was hard to keep even of him. Han did steam justus, and they of killed the plants down to the dirt, but of Goro's chakra kept her sage. Knowing of this, Goro got ready and did spinning steps and crossed her arms, then leapt forwards and did a slash of full power with her hands- and it broke Han's armor! He still fighted back but not as strong now, and after a few more hard attackings he stumbled back, and Goro breathed a plume of shiny white fire that punch through him and wash over onto the lava fields of Mei and Kurostuchi. Goro's Sage Mode chakra was of used up, and she breathed hard as she call for Sasame and Moegi. They dashed over, and Sasame sealed Han of her scroll.

"Naruto!" Sasame called. Goro and Mogli joined in calling him, and after a minute, Naruto and the girls boosted around to pick them up. They sawed that Naruto and the girsl were of beat, and had wounds.

Tobi flied around to face them with Tsunade, the heat making mirages rise up from the lava fields. "This is the final hour, Naruto! You is of show good unity, but greatest is of unity after DEATH!" Then Tsunade made of hand signs, and said,

"Lightning Style: Ball Lightning!" A huge globe of lightning chakra formed in front of her, and then shot to Naruto and the girls! Tenten had of quick thinkings and did a chain of weapons from a scroll to ground to channel away the attack, but it moved away and bursted of cracklings over Naruto's harem! There were cries of filling the air as of the painings of a constipated tailed beast. Music of ominous chantings started of the background. Tsunade flew in for hand-to-hand beatings, but only of to Samui and Komachi before Naruto maneuvered them away. Shizune did of her Poison Breath jutsu, and Tobi and Tsunade flew of right through it! But they didn't die!

"What is this!" Demanded Shizune.

"Now that of the end is near, I reveal the secret: the claiming jutsu had a two-fold purpose: to enhance your powers, but also... to drain you of your chakra and give it to me!" Tobi said with villainy. Naruto's harem and him were of big shockings! "I still have of more chakra than even Naruto now!"

"So that be of the recharge need..." Say Shizune, who got of frowny face.

"Exactly. " Tobi said of smugness. Naruto gave Karin two taps on her right but-tock, and she passed the secret signal along.

"GO!" Naruto shouted, and all his girls make of hand signals, doing jutsu aimed of Tusnade and Tobi. But he of laughed, and absorbed them with his Rinnegan- but then Mei and Kurostuchi clones popped up around him! He gave of more laughings and made of the swatting them away, but it no work! His hands stayed inside the clones! Tsunade was got this way too, and had of a pain face, and came off Tobi. Lava Style Clones?

"Time to make some marmalade..." Said Naruto. He took his girls forwards after Tobi and Tsunade as the lava clones weighed them down. Risa and Shizuka got in a few good attackings, but then of Tsunade use the lava clones to knock them and Tamaki and Hana away!

Yurika sawed of Tobi only have one eye open, and begin to speak of this when Sesame open mouth frist: "Guys, do you trust me?"

"I trust you, Sasame." Said of Naruto, and other girls nodded.

Hopping up to frunt of the formations, she got Shion to put her fingers in her anus, and when Tsunade leaned down to smash of the clones from her hands, Sasame made of the hand sign and said, "Chakra Thread Technique!" Tobi eye raised, but he was to slow to evade it with the clones on him, and it wrapped around him. He screamed, and a mountain explodicated in Iwa, as his heart was of connected to the harem's. "This, this is our pain, Tobi! This is the pain of ninja from all around the world, made by you! We won't let you win!"

"Sasame, cut it before impact!" Yurika called. Then jumping up high, she somersaulted over Tsunade, and shot a shuriken from her vagina! It catch Tobi of surprising, and hit him in his good eye, the Rinnegan! He yelled and shook the shuriken away, as Yurika landed back with Naruto. At that, he stumbled back from Tsunade who had her hands free now. Mei made of hand signs with Kurotsuchi, and their clones were of sunk into ground some. Naruto flew by and picked up Tsunade, and then when some distance away, began to make of a Rasen-Shuriken, but Tenten stopped him.

"NO, Naruto! Don't you get it? If you strike him down, you'll only continue the curse of hatred!" New background music(Destiny, by Galneryus) started playing. "I take lead here, but I'll need chakra from all of you. Believe in me like you of believe in Naruto, we can do it!" She hopped to the front and Sasame put her fingers in Tenten's p*ssy, and felt of the flow of everyone's chakra, and she pulled out a kunai, and held it forwards. There was an anime glow from it, and then it started to spin, getting bigger, as of the first b*ner of a young virgin. Finally it got to be of size of a garey hondu busey, and Tenten of screamed, "Hidden Technique: Giga Drill Br***ker!" Then Naruto's harem rocket boosted down into Tobi like a forgoten penis of hope into the p*ssy of the future, with a big anime explosion, that exploded again like a flower blooming in the uterus of love.

At last, the battle was over. The background music turned down, and Naruto bit Karin on the shoulder. Her healing chakra went out from her to all of Naruto's harem, and they of felt better enough. They got out from the flight formation, and they went around to pick up Samui and the other girls knocked off during the battle, and Shizune and Sakura and Tsundae healed them, Tsundae undoing her Nervous System Rupture of Samui. Naruto looked around at all of them then, feeling of a smile. "We did it!"

But then the backround music stopped, and Tsunade shook her head. "No, there is of one final measure." There were big shockings on the faces of the harem, and anime lines as they looked to the Hokage. "The jutsu is of permanent, and so if it remains, then Tobi could possibly be resurrected after enough jutsu was used, and he gets of the chakra."

"So we didn't really do it?" Tenten said, with feary askings.

"Not quite, for of to break it, I'm the keystone. I must be claimed after Tobi's defeated, and then it will stop." So then all was look to Naruto then, and he gulped. Tsunade made the come here finger to Naruto. "Make your village proud," She say to him with sexiness in ear. She started touching him, and then of pull him in for big kiss. Naruto began to get a big shape, of seeing Tsunade of great with kissing, feeling her big shape of press aginast him in they embrace. Naruto moaned, his hands wanderfinding over the Hokage's back. After a moment she pulled them to the grass, and moaned of their kissings wrapping her legs over Naruto's back his shape and b*lls pressing aginast her p*ssy, and he started to give her small sexings. He looked down of Tsunade, and the sweeping curves of her breastices, and he touched of them before Tsunade gave him a hard lusting look, and he moved up and got with his shape to the being of inside her, to her vagina. He sexed her with gruntings, her girly muscles squeezing him tight, and Tsunade began to rise up. Naruto tried to hold her down, and sexed Tsunade even harder, but she kept going up and suddenly they were floating in the air, Naruto of holding Tsunade fast around the waist, banging her hard with his sexings, her breastices jiggling some as they slowly turned around and lifted up into the air.

"Has it gone yet?" Naruto was asked of a grunt.

"I haven- AAAAHH HNNNNGuh, no, not yet," Tsunade replied, holding of Naruto around the neck, leaning back a little. Naruto began to lick and suck on the creamy skin of Tsunade's breastices, enjoying this new taste of his Hokage. Tsunade directed his head down a little lower, to her nipple, where Naruto locked on his mouth, giving it a nip with his teeth, mixings in gentle bitey sexings with his suckings. Tsunade's moaning got louder, bringing Naruto's b*ner to full maximum hard inside her, and he started sexing her agina, agina. He gave yelling grones, his Kage's p*ssy getting of high intimate heat, his penis almost bursting into lusty flames. Tsunade felt of the heat spreading from her girly muscles, making her gut and p*ssy start to tense up, knowing the moment was close. Naruto's tongue hung out a bit as he moaned and looked up to her, and Tsunade covered his mouth with her own, giving Naruto a lusty kiss with smooth tonguings, and then Naruto broke it of his leaning back, givging a yell, jamming his b*ner into Tsunade as he began to throb in her, and Tsunade started to pulse, Naruto hearing of her own sexy moan as he felt his love juice shoot into her in big shots, and felt her love juice burst onto him. Tsunade felt a heat one her lower back then a tingle that spread back to her girly muscles, causing them to clench and shudder on Naruto, who throbbed in her one last time, and there was a big anime burst of fireworks that spiraled around them from Tsunade's back, and then boom of around them, as they floated gently back to the ground.

"You did it!" Sakura exclaimed. "Our claim marks are gone!" Sakura had of a crying happy look of her face, and she and Hinata and all the other rushed over to give Naruto his victory present.

So now after they went back to the base and got healed more and changed into fresh clothes, they was all having a big ol' meal at Ramen Ichiraku. "We've been making this since yesturday," Teuchi said, with foresight. Naruto smiled, and still of saw Ayame and the two new guys working at more in the back.

"Call me crazy," Saide Kurostuchi, in between eatings of ramen, "But I think I'll miss you when I go back to Iwa." Hokuto nodded with agreeings, and so did some of ther other girls.

"I'll miss flying," Ami lamented, and all of Naruto's girls gave a murmur of agreeings.

"And I'll miss you guys too," Naruto said. There was of quietings in Ichiraku Ramen, and people turned to Naruto. "This have been of crazy, but also of fun; I've made of new friends and had gotten to know old ones better. But... of some friends don't stay around, and I have one I still need to get back..."

"Sasuke, right?" Asked Mei.

"Uh-huh. And but... I see now of family, and friends, and want to show Sasuke he still has friends here, too. So... if you guys could, I'd really appreciate it if you came with me, for to get Sasuke."

Sakura nodded. "And you can do it Naruto, I'll go with you!" Many of Naruto's girls nodded, even of like Samui. "I know too now the only way of beating hate is with friends and teamwork." Then Naruto smiled of agreeings, and anime happy music started to play.

Epalog

There was applause as the theme music of the show faded. "Welcome back to the Mori show," Said Mori, a kinda old guy with gray hair, wearing of comfortable dark colours. "Now for our next guests we've never had anything like this before- over the last few months the show has been getting calls from all around the Five Great Nations, from over two dozen women, claiming this one nigga is the father, and- okay, Takashi just handed me the total number," Said Mori, holding up an index card. "Thirty-sex! Thirty-six women from places like Iwa all the way to the Land of Bears, ninjas from all walks of life have been calling my show, saying this one man is the father.

Now, for this to be true, all of these women must have been sexed around the same time, and the distance between some of these ladies is incredible, yet the calls persist. So what we did was fly in all of these women, and they're here on the show today- and you'll be surprised to see some of them. Let's get a shot of them, could we." The camera switched and got a look of the first few rows, which were off filled with ninja, like of Tenten and Hana and Tokiwa and Samui and... Tsunade! The camera stayed on her for a moment, before changing back to Mori. "And that was indeed the Hokage, ladies and gentlemen. All of these women have been given paternity tests, and to say the least the results are shocking. However, there is one more man who has called, and said to be the father of one of these women's babies- only of one. So let's bring that woman out to talk, shall we?" The crowd cheered, and then the guest music played. "Ladies and gentlemen please rise for the Mizukage of the Land of Water, Mei Terumi!" Out walked Mei, of having a big belly, and also of shorter hair, only to her but-tocks.

"So this mystery guy nailed the Mizukage?" Kiba asked, pointing to the TV.

"Apparently," Replied Shikamaru, eating a potato chip.

"Ridiculous..." Kiba whispered to himself.

"Lady Mizukage, thank you for coming on the show today."

"Oh, it be of no trouble."

"Now, may I ask, where were you when the child was conceived?"

"I was in Konoha, with the Allied Shinobi forces."

"I see, so that opens the door for the father to be from potentially anywhere. And how long were you in Konoha?"

"Just of a couple weeks, until the war was over. And, of the baby's father, he's either from Konoha or Kiri. "

"From Konoha or your home town of Kiri?"

"Yes." Mei gave of a smile, and rubbed her belly.

"Mei, that of lots of room to work with. Are you sure?"

"Positive."

"Mei, are you sure?"

"Mizukage don't lie, nigga."

"Alright, okay. Now, without giving away too much, let's talk aboot the potential fathers; start with the one from Kiri."

"Oh, him I've known of long time, he's a good young man-"

"Esxcuse me, may I ask how young?"

"Of seventeen years."

"Seventeen. Continue." There was of murmurings in audience as Mei spoke again.

"He is of young, but a promising nigga. People get down on him because he's shy, but there's a stronger side of him, too. He of grown so much, and matured into an outsanding nigga."

"Okay, he sounds of a nice guy, now tell us a few things of the Konoha ninja." There was of shot of the girls in the audience again, of them being nervous.

"Hey! TH- that's my sister!" Yelled Kiba.

"And your mom's right beside her," Choji pointed out with no helpings, and he munched on chips.

"No no, no... this, it can't be..."

"Oh, the Konoha boy?" Mei laughed. "I Masturbated to him every day 'til I got back to Kiri. I love that tight little but-tocks of his. He... is sweet, but he also has a big fire inside, it of his nigga way. The way he kissed me, I knew he was of wanting me, not just to of b*ne the Mizukage. He made me of being to feel as woman for first of long time, he has of that sincerity and simple brightness of him." Mei of smiled at to Mori. "I'm happy knowing that of whomever the father may be, my child will be the baby of a hero."

"And may I ask, how is of old this young ninja from Konoha, Mei?"

"He's a little younger than the other."

"So are we of talking sixteen, maybe even fifteen? That's bordering on illegal, Mei."

"Ninja law is of different, it's not illegal. He is of man, he fought in the war, as did the other."

"So would you say you go for this young warrior type, or...?"

"It's no young warrior type, Mori. The men my age, they only see the Kage, and to be of intimidated, even if of good nice guys; it being of these two got to know me as Mei, which I like for men over knowing as Kage. And... I would not say as of they being warrior types, I think as that of only be they profession."

"Alright. Well we is of having them both backstage, so let's bring one o' them out. Chojuro, come on in!" The guest music played, and a young nigga with blue diahrrea walked onstage, to sit of next to Mei on the beige couching. She leaned over and gave him of kiss, fondling his crotchular area. "Chojuro, good to meet you." Mori says, with hand shakings. There was of awkward, as all see Chojuro was of getting a shape from Mei's kiss. Mori look out to the crowd, and went again to for the speaking of with Chorujo. "Now, how long have you known Mei, Chojuro?"

"Well, of her being the Kage I know of since she took office, but I is to being her body guard for just aboot two years."

"Two years. So, tell me a couple things you admire aboot Mei here."

"Well, she of keep open mind, to be of forward thinkings. Kiri of be from hard times before her, but she's turned things around. And, she of having a beautiful smile, like the dawn of anuses on cold winter morn."

Mori nodded, touched. "I can really see the connection between you two, but I want to ask... has there always been this, sort of... underlying sexual side to your relationship?"

Mei shook her head, absinthe mindedly rubbing Chorujo's thigh. "There of be not tension, but just until recently. I of see how Chojuro was grown and cute now, and knowing of course how he would always look at me, so tender and kind. I knew it was of the time then, to give Chojuro all of me."

"Alright. Well, we'll be back after a quick word from our sponsors, bizzles." The commercial music played, as they crowd clapped.

"So apparently Ino wasn't really on S-ranked mission," Choji said, munching on chips with betrayal.

"Seems like freaking everyone was there, I even saw Kurenai-sensei," Kiba lamented.

"Well, It kinda figures she would want someone after Asuma-sensei passed away," Shikamaru said. "But what blows my mind is seeing LADY TSUNADE there. Because one, she either is a fan of The Mori Show, or two..." Shikamaru left the obvious answer in the air, and of looked back to the TV, of seeing the "Wazzup?" Iwa Light beer commercial on.

"But who could this mystery guy be? Kakashi? I knew he had a big harem, and apparently he's to die for without his mask." Kiba conpustulated.

"Or Shino," Shikamaru said. "There are things I heard the girls say about his bugs..."

"Really, Shika? I'm eating." Kiba said, grabbing another handful of chips.

"But he does have point," Choji say. "He did have like what, seventeen at the end, and I know Hinata was with him." Kiba and Shikamaru nodded, and The Mori Show came back.

"Alright, welcome back to het show! We're here with the Mizukage Mei Terumi and her lover Chojuro, getting to know them before the paternity test results are revealed. Now, Mei, Chojuroj, I just sawed of you two look very happy togethir, so I of wanted to ask how the secondt man has impactid your relationship."

Mei looked of Chojuro for a second. "I think of him sometimes, and send him... pictures."

"So some lucky bastard has nude pics of the Mizukage," Kiba said. "Remind me why I still try to date, because this mystery guy clearly wins at everything."

"-and he is of important nigga in Konoha, so we only met once, when I gave him the news."

"Kakashi," The boys chorused.

"And Chojuro, how aboot you?"

"Well Mori, at times I think of him too, and what kind of anus-muncher he must be to have attracted Mei, if he could love her better than me."

"Hmm. Okay well befere we reveal the test results, let's bring him out and talk." A stage hand handed Mori the envelope as the guest music played and the second guy walked out. It was, of course, Naruto. The boy's mouths fell open, and a chip tumbled from Kiba's lips like the prayer of an Anus Lord.

"Fuck..." Shikamaru said, before sighing and facepalming.

"Naruto, a pleasure to meet you," Mori greeted with hand shakings, before Naruto sat down on the other side of Mei and the couch. "I only have a few quick questions for you, then we'll get to the part everyone's waiting for." Naruto nodded, and glanced down as Mei held his hand. "Now, Naruto how long have you known Mei?"

"Well, it was of just a few days before the end of the war, and we've been writing to each other since."

"So a short time, then. Would you say your bond is based on physical atraction? Mei mentioned a liking for your but-tocks." Naruto blushed, and stumbled with his words.

"Well, uh, because of the challenge I guess you could say it was what started our relationship, but no, I'd say-" But then Chojuro was of speaking with interruptings!

"Well I'd say it's all of being physical attraction!" Chojuro stood, pointing over at Naruto. "S- sometimes Mei calls out your name in bed instead of mine!" Choji choked on his bitings of chips, and Shikamaru pounded on his back.

"Oh, well maybe there's a reason for that!" Naruto retaliated, as of a scorpion's b*ll sack. "Maybe I'm a better sexer than you!" Chojuro pulled Naruto of his collar to him.

"Shut up, You don't know me! You don't know me! I've made her moan for hours!"

"A fistul of Ryo says she was faking some of it!" Said Naruto, snapeing back. Then Chojuro was of to collar and elbow wrestle with of Naruto, and the audience shouted "Fight!' With loud chantings. After a moment Mei pushed them apart, and security held them back.

"Okay, I think it's time. I have the paternity test results right here in this envelope," Mori said, holding up the manila raper. With slowness, Mori opened it and pulled out the sheets of paper. "Okay... for all the women in the front rows..." for Dramatickings, Mori looked over the results again. "You don't have to worry. Naruto IS the father of your children. " Kiba screamed with gornings and there was a shot of the women who used to be of Naruto's harem. Many looked relieved, but some were looked as of already knew. There was of big cheerings from the audiences, and Mori had to quiet them. "Mei, Mei!" Mori waved the results and she looked of him. "Mei, gentlemen... Chojuro, Naruto..." With more dramatickings, Mori looked over the paternity test results. There was big silence now, and Kiba and Choji and Shikamaru leaned to the edge of their seats. "Naruto... you ARE the father of Mei's child!" The remote dropped from Kiba's hand as of the anus of Sasuke, and he slowly fell over. There was big riot and cheerings of the studio, as Chojuro sank to his knees and Guile's Theme started playing, with Naruto doing a dance. "That's all the time we have for the Mori show today, make sure to join us tomorrow. Goodbye!"

The Edn

**AUTHOR'S NOTE** You will never know how hard it was to get through this. I tried editing it online here at the site, but there were problems that kept coming up- either the page reloaded while I was trying to save, or Firefox just straight up crashed; and I was stuck around the eighth day for a couple weeks. Finally I wised up and just copy-pasted it to Wordpad and edited it there.

Now, you may have noticed some * sprinkled throughout the story. Here are the footnotes:

*This was a completely made up word, as were gohery and marmishing. Conpustulated, I think, is something to do with a question/statement- aha, a question or statement posed as a statement or a question. I think; use it how you want. Gohery, on the other hand, is a gross misspelling of together. It just sounded so right, like an old word from the English countryside. I think it it has something to do with contentment and togetherness. Marmishing seems to be related to relishing, so I'd use it in a similar manner. Explodicate/explodiate, snackulate, those are just bad, bad attempts at spicing up words that would otherwise be extremely commonplace, I wanted them to sound "cool".

** EVERY word that appeared more than once in the original draft was misspelled, except for cunt and brassiere. EVERY. WORD. Even one letter words. However, Rasengan was the only one I routinely went out of my way to misspell; I even once made sure to call it the REAGAN.

*** This gets a note simply because I fell in love with the misspelling explosion replaced: expolistnio. It sounds so elegant and refined, don't you think? A gentlemanly way of saying things got blown up.

**** This was another case of falling in love with a misspelling, this particular one being one of my favorites in the whole story: "You've cum far, Yakump." Don't know why, it just was. 'Twas hard to let it go.

If someone dared you to read this, and you skipped here to check the author's notes, back out of the dare. I am telling you it is not worth it.
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