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Even If You Knew, What Would You Do?	By : narugal101 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Kakashi/Naruto Views: 3092 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 2
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Strange Fascinating Creatures
I watched as the rock that that idiot Sasuke had thrown flew toward the redhead with the strange penchant for tattoos.
This could possibly be very bad, Kyuubi warned as it observed the happenings of the current moment through my mind.
You're telling me, I agreed.
Seemingly out of nowhere the redhead grabbed the rock just as it would have hit him and crushed it into powder by simply squeezing it.
I did a double take when the kid's facial features were fully revealed.
Teal green eyes were surrounded by what looked to be black eyeliner. Kyuubi and I knew better. The kid's eyes narrowed in what looked to be blood thirst…and a bit maniacal.
Didn't you say once long ago that Shukaku never slept?
Well yeah, he is a youkai, technically he doesn't need sleep. Suddenly a growl filled every nuance of my mind; it was an angry and threatening sound. Those bastards!
What is it Kyuubi?
Those bastards from Suna sealed Shukaku inside that kid, similar to the way I was sealed into you!
Yeah this situation had just gotten worse.
I watched with bated breath to make sure this was a situation I wouldn't have to clean up. Shukaku was a youkai, and was therefore, my responsibility.
These fucking humans kept trying to seal us up and ended up driving the person sealed with the youkai insane.
The redhead had realized that Sasuke was the one who threw the rock. His eyes narrowed and then the corners of his mouth lifted in a sick little grin that made him look even more insane.
"What is your name?" he roared, unknowingly perhaps, unleashing massive amounts of chakra for a human. "Tell me your name!"
Sasuke seemed to realize for once that he had gotten in over his head. He was silent for a long moment as if trying to evaluate whether or not to answer. He finally managed to get out.
"Uchiha, Sasuke."
The red-haired kid seemed to be satisfied with that, but still felt the need to add.
"And I am Sabaku no Gaara! You would do well to remember it, for it will be the last name you hear as I listen the beautiful screams that will fill your lungs as I squeeze the life from you."
The redhead, Gaara, gave this creepy little shudder as if killing Sasuke was a turn on.
I will admit I was a little bit insulted that this youkai had completely ignored me and had gone for that stupid bastard instead. In fact he hadn't noticed me at all.
Kyuubi should I interfere or not?
Best not, unless you feel like revealing us to everyone here right now.
Hmmm, good point. But still, shouldn't Gaara have noticed us?
Yeah he should have noticed something, but from what I can sense as long as that kid is awake, Shukaku's full abilities cannot manifest.
Is it my imagination or does it seem like he's a bit off?
Oh no, he's definitely off his rocker, but that's not the kid's fault. Whoever sealed Shukaku inside of him didn't do it right. As much as I loathe your father, it sneered with distaste, he did the sealing technique the way it was meant to be performed.
I see.
As I watched Gaara and his team walk away, I had a feeling that this was just the beginning of many headaches to come. And that Gaara would be the source.
Great, as though my life didn't already have enough excitement.
A soft thump from the tree next to me made me remember that I had more pressing matters than the youkai.
"So the dobe finally saw fit to honor us with his presence." Sasuke sarcastically drawled. "Too bad you missed the spectacle."
I turned around to face him.
"Are you an idiot—No wait don't answer that." I coldly observed. "Obviously you are an idiot, only an idiot wouldn't have noticed my presence here the entire time." Then I looked at him pointedly. "Of course you were busy making new friends, isn't that special?" I snickered sarcastically and started to walk away. "Be careful, your new friend seems like he can't decide whether to fuck you or fillet you."
Or rather I would have walked away if Sasuke hadn't suddenly grabbed me and put me back first into the trunk of the very tree he'd just jumped out of.
Yeah this is so not happening again.
I pushed him off of me, aware that technically I couldn't hurt him due to the fact that he was part youkai. I did watch in some satisfaction as he fell on his ass. This time I got in his face.
"The days of you pushing me around are over." I snarled. "Get it through your thick mind. I. Don't. Want. You. Got it?"
I glared into his eyes to drive my point home.
That stupid bastard never could take a hint.
"No."
"No, what?" I growled menacingly my patience for dealing with him about at an end.
"No I won't give you up." He announced calmly as though it were a fact. "You were mine once, you'll be mine again."
Oh gods this delusional psycho made me want to pull my hair out! What would it take to get through to someone who wouldn't say no?
"You'll be waiting forever." I threw over my shoulder as I walked away, disgusted by being anywhere near him.
This time I didn't hurry. What was the point? It's not as though I gave as shit about the Chuunin Exams.
When I finally arrived Sakura and Sasuke were both there and both were glaring at me.
"What's the big idea Naruto?" Sakura shouted her mouth literally right in my face. "You are ten minutes late!"
I put my hand over my nose as her breath came into full contact with my already sensitive nose.
"Yeah whatever Sakura, sorry and all that. By the way have you been eating fish, because your breath fucking stinks." I said behind my palm, the smell really was quite bad.
Now her hand came up to cover her mouth.
"You are so rude Naruto!" she screamed behind her palm, though it was a bit muffled.
I pretended as though I couldn't understand her.
"I'm sorry Sakura, what did you say? I can't understand you."
Even Sasuke smirked a bit at that. Honestly, picking on Sakura had quickly become one of my favorite pastimes.
Sakura and Sasuke seemed to get serious all of a sudden. I guess they were remembering Kakashi's words.
"Once you all meet up don't wait for me, I won't be joining you. The Main Hall is the entry to the exams to see if you three even qualify. You need to go to the third floor, once there you will be instructed on what to do next."
Damn Kakashi and his elusiveness. My face grew warm; I would take it out on him later.
Approaching the stairs we all entered the building. Right away the jig was up. Someone had cast a genjutsu on the building so that we wouldn't realize the correct layout of the building.
I sighed, this was it? The standards for Chuunin must be really low these days.
I followed the two boneheads and prayed that they would notice it soon too.
Unfortunately one of the other Teams decided to choose that moment to appear in front of us. This time it was a team from Konoha. Hmmm, so we're keeping it in the family this time huh?
The team consisted of a girl named Tenten whose specialty was weapons, a boy named Hyuuga, Neji so called prodigy from the Hyuuga clan, and Rock, Lee another boy. Lee had next to no chakra so he specialized in Taijutsu. Their Jounin team leader was Maito Guy, a man who sported a green spandex bodysuit, a bowl cut, and huge eyebrows.
Guy also specialized in Taijutsu and was known as the "Green Beast" of Konoha. He liked to strike these bizarre poses, complete with thumbs up and flashing his teeth.
I don't normally judge, I mean hey I prefer men too. But even I had to say that Guy was overwhelmingly "gay."
It was Lee who approached us, sporting all of his Maito, Guy Jr. glory. I rolled my eyes.
Couldn't Hyuuga and Tenten keep a better leash on their teammate? But no, the other two seemed content to simply stand back and watch in silent observation.
"Hello worthy adversaries! I wish to challenge Uchiha, Sasuke to a bout!"
Sasuke's eye visibly twitched at being addressed by someone who was clothed entirely in spandex.
Honestly this guy made even my orange jumpsuit look stylish.
As Lee struck his own carbon copy of the "nice guy" pose, I felt myself involuntarily shudder.
Even Sakura stood still mouth wide open in awe of this, well this. Especially as it approached her and wagged its eyebrows at her.
She screamed, not being able to get past the caterpillar-looking eyebrows.
Sasuke took that moment to answer Lee's challenge.
"Why should I fight you? There's no point."
Lee got surprisingly serious in that moment. He looked at Sasuke with all the severity of which he was capable.
"Because I want to prove that hard work can beat natural talent!"
Even my eyebrows shot up at that. Hmmm, so he's got something to prove does he? This should be good.
"Go ahead Sasuke." I heard myself saying, "Fight him."
Sasuke turned and looked at me questioningly.
"Why should I?"
I lost what little patience I had left.
"What's the matter bastard? Are you scared?"
That did the trick. No sooner had the words left my mouth had Sasuke strode over to where Lee stood.
"Let's go."
It was over pretty quickly. Lee used a kick called the Lotus and Sasuke was on the ground unable to move. Although I had seen Sasuke activate the sharingan at the last minute.
Before Sasuke had the chance to do anything else a turtle appeared seemingly out of nowhere.
I recognized the turtle as one of Maito Guy's and turned to Sakura who was currently trying to nurse her little Sasuke back to health.
"We'd best get out of here." I advised. "We need to get up to the third floor."
Both seemed to agree with my words. Sasuke made his way shakily back on his feet and the three of us climbed the nearby flight of stairs
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