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In the shadows	By : shadeoftroll Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1332 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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******* CHAPTER 10 *********

Ibiki saw two figures come walking
towards the house and as soon as they came a bit closer he recognized them as
Aburame Shino and Hyuuga Neji. And instantly he began to form a little plan.

Those two were perfect for keeping both
an eye and a bug on Sasuke. They could take the boy out of the house for an
afternoon while Ibiki made sure that Iruka�s virginity was given to him and him
only. He would� �Darn, I must stop thinking about it because every damn time
I get a hard on!!� He cursed silently as his pants became tighter.

�Morino-san, good morning,� Neji said
and bowed to the jounin.

�Hyuuga-san, Aburame-san, good morning.
What brings you here?� asked Ibiki and shifted, slightly uncomfortable.

�We heard rumors that the traitor,
Uchiha, was back in Konoha and that he was staying with Iruka-sensei,� said
Shino.

�Is it true?� asked Neji.

The jounin grinned.

Inside, Iruka was puking up his lungs as
Sasuke held his hair back from his face. �Ne, sensei, maybe you shouldn�t drink
anymore�.�

The brunette nodded and flushed the
mess. �Never again�and I thought you died!�

The younger man helped his former
teacher to the sink to rinse his mouth and wash his face. He was amazed at how
little the chuunin had changed. His voice could still make him stand at
attention like a whip cracking the air; his eyes were still wide and
doe-brown�well maybe some things had changed.

Sasuke thought back on the little number
the shorter man had been wearing the previous day. �And while being spanked
too�� the Uchiha�s gaze drifted to the darker man�s ass, checking for a
panty line. �Who knew sensei was closet pervert?�

The brunette gagged. This is certainly
not how he wanted to spend the day, and frankly he had seen enough of the toilet
bowl to last him for a long while. He glanced up to catch the fleeting glance of
the young prodigy, blushing when he realized what the boy must be staring at.
Iruka cleared his throat and straightened, catching Sasuke�s eye in the mirror
and smiling brightly.

�So�� he paused when the Uchiha took a
step toward him.

The black-eyed man gathered chakra in
his hands and before the chuunin could move and pressed them into the darker
shinobi�s stomach. Iruka grunted and shut his eyes as he felt his abdomen
rearranging itself. It was uncomfortable and he gripped Sasuke�s wrists.

�What are you doing?�

The Uchiha furrowed his brows in
concentration and took another step closer, pushing his chest to the chuunin�s
back. The brunette watched the boy�s reflection in the mirror, wondering what he
was up to. Not for a second did it occur to him that Sasuke might be trying to
hurt him.

The tall boy blinked open his eyes and
let his hands drift back down, still keeping the chest to back contact. It felt
nice to have someone this close to him, it had been awhile. Well, someone he
wanted close to him anyway. Sasuke couldn�t remember much of his mother
anymore. But something about the school teacher reminded him of her. He wondered
for a fleeting instant if Iruka would mind being called �mother�.

He smiled very slightly at the thought.
�Does your stomach feel any better?�

The chuunin stood still, poking at his
belly before grinning widely. �How did you do that?�

The boy�s expression immediately went
stoic. �I learned it from Kabuto.�

Iruka turned slowly, brows down in
worry. �Don�t�tell Ibiki. Don�t use anything you learned from them. At least�not
yet, alright?�

Sasuke still hadn�t moved back and now
the chuunin was pressed against the counter. He stared at the boy, watching his
face for any twitch, a sign that he understood what the warning was against. The
Uchiha nodded and took a step back, sighing sadly.

The boy didn�t want to make Iruka
uncomfortable, he didn�t even want to bother the man with his presence
really�but�Sasuke shrugged to himself.

�I�m sorry��

�I forgive you,� the school teacher said
easily, smile lighting his features.

He pulled the younger man close to him
in a deep hug, closing his eyes and just holding the boy. The prodigy blinked in
surprise. He wasn�t used to hugs and didn�t really know what to do in this
situation. Hugging back seemed appropriate�so he did, albeit a little awkwardly.
When had sensei gotten smaller than him?

�I hope you don�t mind if this is your
new home Sasuke-kun,� Iruka said softly, he didn�t think he�d be able to let the
poor boy go anytime soon.

Sasuke shrugged, still a bit tensed. It
felt strangely good to be held. �If you don�t mind�I�d like that.�

*****************

�So it is true then, the Uchiha is
back,� confirmed Shino behind the high collar.

�Yes, he�s back and no, even though he
defected he is not a traitor. He left the snake a long time ago and he
has not given away any vital information about Konoha to any foreign hidden
villages. Instead, he probably has learned quite a few things that will be able
to give us some advantages in the future,� Ibiki sad as he again gazed at the
sun. It felt good and warm. �Go right ahead, they�ll probably be in the
kitchen.�

Neji and Shino nodded and entered the
house. They had just stepped into an empty kitchen when both Iruka and Sasuke
appeared behind them.

�Can I help you?� asked Iruka already
very protective and moved to stand in front of Sasuke.

�We�re here to talk to Uchiha-san,� said
Neji and made a slight bow towards the teacher.

�Why?� the small brunette asked
strictly.

�They want answers,� Sasuke answered
instead of the two chuunins, he could see the ranks on their vests. They had
climbed in ranks since he�d left.

�The Uchiha is right, we would very much
like to hear some answers from him,� Neji said and kept his lavender white eyes
on the raven haired boy.

�He�s under my guardian-ship, hurt him
and I will make sure that your missions in the future will be to scrape up fur
balls from Konoha Vet-station!!�

Shino coughed behind his collar and
Neji, if it was possible, paled after hearing Iruka�s threats and no doubt that
the teacher would set such a punishment in action.

�We promise that we will not hurt him.
We just want to talk,� Shino said trying to soothe the raging mother hen.

�Good, you can go to his and Naruto�s
room and talk. But remember, I�ll be just around the corner.�

�Yes, Iruka-sensei,� Shino answered.

And with that the boys disappeared.
Iruka took a deep breath and then he poured two cups of coffee and ventured
outside. The sun was shining brightly and suddenly he really did feel a whole
lot better.

�Ibiki, your coffee,� Iruka said and
handed over a cup to his man. �I�m sorry for the wait; I know you like to have
it just when you wake up.�

�The boys?� Ibiki asked instead of
answering Iruka�s slight apologetic statement. He took the cup handed to him and
sipped the black liquid. Iruka probably made the best coffee in Konoha. But then
again, he could be very partial in this matter.

�They�re with Sasuke in his room,� said
Iruka and sat down next to the jounin. �They probably have a lot of catching up
to do and� Neji-kun and Shino-kun would most likely want to know why Sasuke left
in the first place.�

Ibiki nodded and sipped some more coffee when another thing struck him. Their
new �son� would need some more things� like clothes. He frowned this
family-business would probably eat out a large chunk from his savings. And when
Naruto returned there would be two of them that would need clothes and stuff
like that until they left the nest once they were old enough. But then again, as
he glanced at the chuunin, he decided wouldn�t change it for the world.

�Ibiki, what are you thinking?� asked
Iruka when he saw the thoughts run across Ibiki�s otherwise so closed face.

�Clothes, I�m thinking clothes,� Ibiki
said truthfully as he downed down the last of his coffee. He turned and looked
at Iruka and saw the man flush violently red again and Ibiki chuckled before
placing an arm around the brunette�s shoulders. �For Sasuke-chan, not you�
although I will make you replace all the stuff you burnt last night��

The school teacher growled and raised
his fist.

�I will do no such thing! Those� those
things are cursed. Just look what they got me into!� snarled the smaller man.

�I can buy them for you then,� said
Ibiki and placed their cups on the ground and pulled his little mother hen into
his lap and nuzzled his neck. He would gently force Iruka to take a bath with
him later on this evening but for now he was quite content to have him in his
lap like this.

�Why?�

�You have no idea how hot you are with
those on. Just thinking about it makes my cock rock hard,� whispered Ibiki and
licked Iruka�s ear. �Can�t you feel it pushing against your cute little virgin
ass?�

�IBIKI!� hissed Iruka mortified.

�Don�t worry, I�m sure the boys have no
idea what�s going on out here,� purred Ibiki and snaked a hand around Iruka and
cupped the teacher�s crotch.

The school teacher let out a quick mewl
of pleasure when the jounin leaned in to nibble over his neck. His body was
already starting to pulse with the thrill of being so close to the larger man. A
few more thorough rubs and the chuunin�s arousal became apparent. How long had
it been since they had been like this?

It felt like weeks.

The officer grinned and suckled the
sensitive skin, quickly stripping off the hindering vest and throwing it to the
ground. He caught a fistful of the brunette�s gleaming hair and twisted the
smaller man so he could cover that delicious mouth in a hard kiss. Iruka
instantly melted again him, moaning weakly and the jounin loved him for it.

Nothing made Ibiki feel as strong or as
big as the chuunin in his lap, especially when the small virgin shifted and made
those cute little noises.

�Ibiki�� the school teacher moaned,
kissed breathless and left panting.

The jounin groaned at the wanton look
gifted by those large doe-brown eyes and pressed in again, claiming the petal
soft lips as his fiercely. His free hand crept down again, groping the exposed
skin after lifting up the shinobi standard blue shirt. His fingers danced across
the bronzed muscles that curved gently under his gloves, teasing the perked
nipples that ached for attention.

The officer found his goal again and
palmed the needy erection through the heavy pants. The chuunin bucked into the
stimulation, arching his back and crying out in pleasure. Ibiki snapped his
other hand over his lover�s pretty mouth and paused, listening intently for any
sounds from inside.

He had forgotten for a moment how loud
his little bitch could be.

A few moments passed by with no signs
they had been discovered. The jounin growled deep in his throat and slipped
under the waistband of the school teacher�s pants and underwear. Yeah, he�d
definitely buy the smaller man more of those panties. He missed the silky feel.

The officer�s fingers trailed through
the trail of coarse hair following the path it made to the base of his squirming
lover�s erection.

Iruka moaned fitfully, hands clenching
over the larger man�s coat, along his strong arms. The chuunin could feel his
toes curl as he was manhandled so very roughly. And really he didn�t mind at
all. It was lucky Ibiki had clamped a hand over his mouth, because surely
everyone in Konoha would have heard the shrill scream as a thumb passed over the
head of his cock.

He ached for more, wanting to feel the
jounin over him, rubbing against each other. The school teacher moaned darkly
and let his eyes flutter closed, parting his thighs for easier access. He
pressed himself deeper into the larger man�s lap, whimpering at the hardened
length spreading his cheeks through the cloth.

The brunette suddenly reached behind him
and unzipped the jounin�s pants with deft fingers, quickly delving inside to
pull the thick cock out. Ibiki gasped and grunted, glancing down at himself. He
hadn�t thought his little virgin would be willing to do such naughty things out
in the open. But sex seemed to muddle the smaller man�s mind a bit.

The officer would remember that.

Iruka let out a moan as his fingers
moved over the thick shaft. His alter ego eagerly supplied him with images how
it would look like to have Ibiki�s cock buried deep inside him. He could feel
the precum weeping from the mushroom head and in an act of pure naughtiness he
scooped some up with his finger and put it to his mouth for tasting.

Ibiki grunted as he was ready to explode
when he saw his little virgin act so slutty. Seeing how those precum coated
fingers disappeared between a pair of plump lips was almost sending him over the
edge.

�Iruka,� he growled as he took hold of
Iruka�s hips and pulled him back and at the same time he made the pants ride
lower to expose Iruka�s firm bum butt without exposing his front parts. And with
the help of his thumbs he pulled apart those lovely tanned ass cheeks and then
he made Iruka move back a little bit more so that his cock was resting between
the firm globes.

Iruka bit his lip as Ibiki�s thickness
began to slide between his parted flesh. The movement was so teasing that he
wanted to cum right then and there. He moved with Ibiki�s hands as the man
gently rocked Iruka up and down to create friction. He let one hand move inside
his trousers and he began to pump his own cock at the same time.

�It feels good doesn�t it Iruka?�
whispered Ibiki and nibbled at Iruka�s ear again. �Just know that if you think
this feels good, just you wait until I ram my cock all the way inside you.�

Iruka knew that he should feel guilty
for being so turned on by the jounin�s obscene talk but he just couldn�t.
Instead he could feel himself grow closer and closer until he was just brushing
his orgasm.

�I can�t wait to be the one to take you,
Iruka-chan. To taste you fully and feel all your tight heat around my big cock,�
Ibiki said and put a hand over Iruka�s mouth as the teacher neared his peak, he
would probably scream or let out other sounds that would surely alert the boys
inside the house. And Ibiki wouldn�t want to expose his little bitch for any
more public humiliation. Yesterday had been enough.

Suddenly Iruka couldn�t take it anymore
and he released the tension that had been building up inside his loins. He could
feel his boxers become soiled and he bit down on the hand that covered his mouth
in order not to scream in ecstasy.

Ibiki was not far behind, making a few
more brushes against that tight hole with his cock he too came with such force
that he had to bury his face in Iruka�s back in order not to roar out to the
world that he was cumming. And on his beautiful Iruka�s well formed ass no less.
It would probably be better if he could have done it inside Iruka, but this was
not far from being perfect either.

Inside, the three boys were all blushing
very brightly. Shino hid his flaming cheeks behind his high collar, closing his
eyes tightly. Neji was wincing with every muffled cry, arms crossed while
leaning his shoulder against the wall. Sasuke sat stiffly on the bed, teeth
gritted and face perfectly red, an eye twitching quickly.

�So�� Neji started.

A particularly sharp cry stopped him
shortly and more blushing ensued.

�You�re staying with them?� Shino
suddenly asked, raising an eyebrow.

�I didn�t have a choice,� Sasuke said,
eye pulsing madly. �I didn�t know�um�.�

�I guess Sakura wasn�t lying about
them,� Neji said.

The Uchiha lifted his head. �Sakura?�

�She�s mine,� the bug nin snapped
gruffly.

Sasuke blinked in surprise and nodded.
�I was just�curious as to how she was doing.�

Shino glared, �She�s fine. With me. You
can�t have her.�

Neji smirked, �And no, Aburame isn�t a
jealous man at all.�

�Who�s jealous?�

The three teens glanced quickly at the
door, none of them having sensed Ibiki�s presence creeping up on them. The
jounin was looking almost disgustingly sated and even had the nerve to smile.
When no one answered, the officer grinned widely, showing off a sparkling array
of teeth that reminded the boys vaguely of a certain taijutsu master.

The tall man cocked his head and his
dark eyes gleamed at Sasuke. �Boy, you�ll be going with Iruka today.�

�Doing what?� the genin asked.

Ibiki snorted. �Shopping. You need
things if you�re going to be living here. Aburame and Hyuuga will escort you�

Sasuke raised a brow. �Where is sensei?�

The jounin shrugged and turned away. �In
the bathroom. I�ll go check on him.�

As soon as the burly man left, the three
boys shuddered and then caught each other�s gazes, blushing fully.

                                            *********************************

Sasuke quickly discovered that Iruka was
a force to be reckoned with when shopping. Especially when shopping for one of
his kids. The brunette was a whirlwind, quickly finding all the stores they
needed to hit that day. Shino and Neji were even forced into letting the school
teacher buy them clothes.

Ibiki had told them he had better things
to do then watch them and quickly went off on his own, leaving behind a
disgruntled lover.

The Uchiha couldn�t help but notice all
the looks he got. Most of them were angered and surprised and whispers followed
behind him in their wake. He tried to ignore them the best he could, but some of
the villagers seemed to want him to overhear them.

�Look, that Uchiha traitor�.�

�What is he doing here?�

�Did they catch him?�

�Didn�t he try to kill that Uzumaki
boy?�

Sasuke bowed his head further, flanked
by Neji and Shino, and shoved his hands deeper into his pockets. He couldn�t say
he blamed them for hating him. The dark eyed boy supposed he deserved anything
they wanted to say to him. Or throw at him for that matter.

He spotted a fruit vender holding a
tomato as if he were thinking about tossing it. Sasuke didn�t meet the man�s
gaze as they passed him. Other shinobi walked the streets, some stopped to
stare, but many seemed to already know what was up.

The trader paused and started walking
angrily up to the young Uchiha. The boy didn�t flinch. If he were hit, he�d just
get back up and wouldn�t defend himself.

But the man halted when Iruka stepped in
his path. The brunette glared softly in an expression of grim determination.

�He�s my son,� the school teacher said
firmly. �And you won�t touch him.�

Sasuke blinked in surprise at the back
of the smaller man�s head. Had he just heard Iruka calling him his son? He
suddenly wanted to pick his ears afraid that he might have gotten a bug that
whispered strange things to him.

�Umino-san, he�s a traitor to Konoha!�
the man said and spat on the ground.

�He�s Uchiha Sasuke and from now on
he�ll be living with me. He is my son and anyone who dares to touch him or say
anything bad will have to deal with me,� Iruka growled as his hand went into his
weapons pouch and he pulled out a kunai, on it was an explosive tag. �Do you
understand me?�

The man gulped and took a few steps
back. They all could see that both the Hyuuga and the Bug master moved to stand
next to Sasuke as if to protect him too.

Neji shot Shino a glance of confusion.
But it looked as if Shino was just as befuddled as he was. Both of them had
heard Iruka�s proclamation of Sasuke being his son and a look on Sasuke�s face
you could see that the boy was in a state of both awe and confusion.

Sasuke could feel his chest tighten and
damn it all, he could even feel his eyes tear up. He wanted to rush forward and
place his arms around Iruka and hug him tightly. The Chuunin was defending him
and calling him his son was more than Sasuke ever could�ve dreamed about.

�So leave my boy alone or I�ll swear by
the Hokage�s bosom that you all pay for it,� Iruka�s voice boomed over the
street making sure that everyone would hear him.

The crowd dissolved and Iruka drew a
sigh of relief. He had been afraid of this but know they would all know that he
would do anything to protect his� �I really did call him my son� didn�t I?�
he thought and blushed a bit. He had come think about Sasuke like a son that
since he was pacing in the Hokage tower yesterday. He turned around and waited
to hear the broody boy scolding him.

But all he saw was Sasuke looking at him
with wonder in his black eyes. Iruka smiled a bit and blushed as he scratched
the back of his head. �Well this is awkward,� he thought and wondered what he
would say to the boy.

�Are we done here?� asked Neji and broke
the silence.

�Hrm, why yes� yes we are. We have one
or two more stores to go to,� Iruka mumbled and cleared his throat and turned to
head off towards a store he knew probably would knock the boy off his feet. Or
kill Iruka. But the boy needed underwear and pjs.

The boys blushed a bit as they walked
into the store but Iruka didn�t notice. Instead he headed directly over to the
underwear department and quickly found what he was looking for. He then walked
over to where they had the pjs and found two dark blue ones that he was sure
would be to Sasuke�s liking. But then there was a light blue one with little
fuzzy teddy bears on it. He just had to have it.

Sasuke would probably rather go through
one of Ibiki�s torture session before putting this on for the night, but a
�mother� could dream couldn�t he?

As Iruka picked down the cute thing he
felt someone behind him and he turned around and saw Sasuke standing there with
an odd look in his eyes.

�Sasuke, what�s wrong?� Iruka asked
worriedly.

�Did you mean it?� Sasuke asked with low
voice.

�Mean what?�

�Y-you know that thing about me being
your son?�

Iruka had to strain his ears to hear
Sasuke�s question. He smiled and put away the things he had in his arms and then
he pulled the black haired boy into a heart warming embrace.

�Of course I meant it Sasuke-chan, or
else I wouldn�t have said it,� Iruka told the boy.

Sasuke hiccupped and put his arms around
Iruka�s waist and hugged him back just as tightly.

�Mother��

Behind them Neji and Shino fell face
forward on the floor.


*************************************

Ibiki was confused.

Beyond confused really.

�Warm-to-the-touch lube��.
�Cool-to-the-touch-lube��.

The hell?

How was he supposed to know which one to
get?! He held both small tubes in his each large hand, staring first at one,
then the other. Did one feel better? Was one meant for afterwards�? Which one
did he use during?! The jounin read the directions again. Okay, he knew how to
do that�why wasn�t there more information on these things?!

And he didn�t want to talk to the store
clerk again. That kid creeped him out. �Stupid raccoon-eyed pale and pierced
freaks,� thought the officer sourly. What did they call themselves now? Goths?
Emos? He didn�t care, he was getting off-track.

�damn it was that make-up wearing brat
still staring at him?!

Ibiki glared over his shoulder, making
the younger man yelp and duck behind the safety of the counter. The jounin
snorted in distain and turned back to the issue on hand. �Cool�warm�.son of a
bitch�.�

Damn it, he might just have to talk to
that boy again. It had been worse enough to ask where the lube for anal sex was.
Turned out �anal sex� was already implied when saying �lube�. The kid had had
the nerve to laugh at him. Ibiki was still pissed about it. Like it hadn�t been
awkward enough coming into a sex shop in the seedy district of town, dodging
shinobi he knew.

He narrowed his eyes at the tubes, as if
staring at them hard enough would make them reveal their secrets.

�Ibiki?�

The scarred man jumped in surprise and
spun around, lube in each hand. And then paled drastically.

�Gai?�

The taijutsu master blushed. �Uh��

�Yeah��

They stared at each other.

�So�� the green-clad jounin said.

The officer clicked his tongue. �I�m
just�looking�.�

�Oh�� Gai nodded quickly. �Well�um�I
wanted to look too.�

Ibiki slowly turned back around to stare
at the products, joined a moment later by the taijutsu master. They stood in an
uncomfortable silence for a few long minutes.

Gai picked up a small bottle of lube,
reading it; then he glanced over to another brand.

��cooling or warming�? How are you
supposed to know which one to use?�

The officer shrugged in irritation. �I
have no idea!�

�Are there directions?� the bowl cut
shinobi asked.

�Not that I can find. This is too
confusing.�

Gai slumped and narrowed his eyes at the
tubes.

�Glaring at them doesn�t help,� Ibiki
said. �I�ve already tried.�

The taijutsu master scowled. �I don�t
want to talk to that freak at the counter again.�

The scarred man nodded in agreement.
Another silence followed, thicker, but more comfortable than the first. Then
Ibiki noticed something.

�Why are you wearing a dog collar?�

Gai flinched. �Mistress Anko told me
to.�

The officer blinked. ��Mistress Anko�?�

The other shinobi kept his gaze on the
lubricating products in front of him. �I don�t want to talk about it.�

Ibiki stared at his friend, wondering
suddenly why he wasn�t his exuberant self. �Gai��

�Really don�t want to talk about
it,� Gai insisted.

The torture expert blinked and then went
back to staring at the tubes.

�They have flavored ones�� the taijutsu
master said slowly.

Both men studied the new products and
sighed.

Nearly an hour later the two jounin had
taken one of each lubricating substance and walked up to the counter with the
small pile in their arms. They set them down and watched the young man behind
the register look from one large shinobi to the other.

�So which of you tops?� the boy asked.

Ibiki flinched and then pressed his
hands on the counter, staring intently. �The man beside me can crush your skull
in one hand. And I can make you beg for it.�

Gai stoically watched the clerk,
cracking his knuckles. The taijutsu master could be intimidating when he wanted
to be. The young man paled drastically, a feat the officer didn�t think could be
accomplished with all the make-up he wore, and rang them up without another
word.

Once outside the store Ibiki made sure
that the bag wouldn�t show any of its contents. When he was assured he reached
into his pocket and picked out a note. He saw his friend come out from the store
too but before Ibiki could talk to him Gai had disappeared very quickly with
just a little nod.

�Now let�s see. I�ve got lubrication,
next� ahh, yes. Clothes.� Ibiki smirked and folded
the note and put it back in his pocket.

He looked around and saw a couple of
curious faces looking right at him. He just glared at them and straightened his
back and used chakra induced speed to reach the next store. The only trouble was
he really had no idea to what size Iruka was. And that irked him quite a bit. He
should�ve known that by know. Ibiki had always prided himself with knowing
things, especially with people he socialized with.

But as he stepped into the store with
sexy underwear for women he felt his stomach drop out of his bottom. This was�
he looked around, his eyes wide with both fear and awe about all the colorful
and lacy things. This was his new favorite store.

This just had to be a freaky mix of
heaven and hell and add in the image of Iruka wandering about here to choose
sexy panties was just a mind blowing experience.

�Morino-san?�

He flipped around so fast that he for a
moment feared that he had hurt his knee again. He paled a bit when he saw two
young women stand there looking at him with sparkly blue and green eyes.
�Haruno Sakura and Yamanaka Ino...� his work-brain supplied for him.

�Can we help you, Morino-san? You look a
bit lost,� Sakura said with her most sweetest and innocent voice. �Innocent my
ass,� Inner Sakura laughed evilly.

�Perhaps you�re looking for something
special?� Ino asked and blinked with her long eyelashes making the
jounin feel most uncomfortable.

But seeing how he had no idea to what
size Iruka was he might have to go through another very humiliating experience.
And that was to have these two girls (most like they were evil witches in
disguise) help him out.

�Come, we know what you�re looking for,�
Sakura grinned and grabbed hold of Ibiki�s large hand, the one he used to hold
onto the bag of lubes.

He stumbled and the bag was dropped to
the floor spreading the context all over the place. �Now it would be a good
time to die from heart failure!�

�Why Morino-san, you do think about
preparations,� Ino�s blue eyes shone with a look that Ibiki only seen in
Jiraiya-sama�s eyes as he watched half naked women in the bath. Very scary.

�Let me help you with those,� Sakura
said and kneeled and began to put the things back into the bag, but not without
checking each and every box out. �Strawberry-flavored lube, peppermint-flavored�
ohh, that gotta a sting a bit, pear, blueberry, chocolate� sounds a bit nasty
though��

�My Gods, Morino-san, you�re a walking
lube-store�� Ino beamed.

�I wonder if the Hokage will kill me
if I strangle her student and her friend with a bra� like this one perhaps?�

�There, all back in the bag. Now� just
come with us and we�ll help you out.� Sakura gave him back the bag and he took
it and he really tried to look indifferent.

�You�re shopping for Iruka-sensei aren�t
you?� Ino stated more than asked.

He nodded, not sure if his voice would
work.

�Don�t you worry about a thing
Morino-san, we�ll help you pick out the sexiest things you�ve ever seen.�

Perhaps there would be some form of god
that could put him out of his misery now?

                                            *******************************

Sasuke appreciated all the brunette was
doing for him, really he did. It touched him deeper than he could express that
the man thought of him as his own child. The boy hadn�t experienced the feeling
of so much love since his mother. And he would die for his new�ahem, foster
mother, willingly.

But he was not wearing pajamas with
teddy bears on them.

Iruka widened his large doe-eyes,
holding up the adorable pair of long johns. �Just try them on. I won�t buy them
if they don�t fit.�

Sasuke glanced to Neji and Shino for
help. But the two stared fixedly at the wall opposite them. Apparently they were
trying out the �maybe if I don�t make any sudden movements, he won�t see me�
maneuver to fool the older chuunin.

�Fine, do you want to just sleep naked?�
Iruka snapped.

�I�d actually prefer it,� the dark eyed
boy said, shrinking back.

The school teacher narrowed his eyes. He
wasn�t a professional torture expert, he didn�t know who to read people for
their fears, and he couldn�t tell what made a person tick. But he was a very
creative man. Making up threats on the spot was his favorite pastime. He took a
step back from the taller boy, idly staring at his nails.

�You know�Ibiki gets drunk sometimes,�
the brunette said airily. �It would be a shame if he was intoxicated enough to�I
don�t know�crawl into the wrong bed at night. He likes to sleep naked too you
know.�

Sasuke hurriedly snatched the pajamas
out of his former sensei�s hands and nearly ran to the dressing rooms.

Iruka smirked.

And then spotted the cutest bug long
johns he had ever seen. And hanging up next to them was some pretty little bird
ones. The younger chuunin behind the darker man seemed to have already spotted
them, and the two teens were now trying to slink away as subtly as they could.
For a few seconds, Neji even considered trying to melt into the ground. Shino
was playing with the idea of ritual suicide.

Iruka smirked again.

A few minutes later all three teens were
standing dejectedly in front of a full length mirror, each refusing to look at
each other. This was the most humiliating thing they had ever been through. Made
even more so because their loving former sensei was cracking up behind them,
using the wall for support after he had stopped faking how cute he thought they
looked.

Shino nudged Sasuke.

Sasuke looked up.

Neji nodded toward a pair of dolphin
long johns just next to them on the rack.

Sasuke smirked.

The older shinobi stopped laughing in a
hurry when he saw what they were looking at. He picked himself off the floor and
ran to the entrance, dusting himself off and quickly paying.

�Change out of those! We�re leaving!�
Iruka called back as he waited for them near the large front window.

The teens didn�t waste any time in
getting out of the things and all three considered burning them. But then their
former sensei would have to pay for the damaged goods. That would upset the man.

They decided against making Iruka-sensei
upset.

The boys could be such annoyances
sometimes. Even Shino in his younger years could play a prank on his teacher.
Iruka shuddered a bit when the boy had used his kikai-bugs to form a giant
spider inside Iruka�s desk. Although he did scare the whole class into silence
as he blew up the desk with a sealed bomb.

He sighed as he mentally went through
his shopping list. There was actually just one thing left and that was to get
the boy some hygiene products and of course � a tooth brush.

Sasuke, Neji and Shino quietly followed
Iruka like chicks following the mother hen. They could hear whispers and
suddenly it hit Sasuke that they were talking about Iruka and calling him a
madman for taking in the traitor. He balled his fists. Oh how he wished that he
just could walk up to them and bash in their faces. That would keep them quiet
now wouldn�t it? But he couldn�t, that would definitively make him a very dead
boy.

�Uchiha-san, just ignore the fools,�
Neji tried to calm the avenger. He could feel the anger roll off the other boy
and he could understand it. But he also had promised Ibiki that he would look
after Sasuke while they were in town and if Sasuke did something stupid, like
hitting one of the town�s people, the Uchiha would be done for.

Sasuke nodded and closed his eyes for a
few seconds and took a few deep breaths in order to calm himself down. Once his
trials were over they were going to pay for talking bad about his new mommy.
Nobody talked bad about his mother even if said mother wasn�t a woman at all.

�Iruka-sensei, may I suggest that we
hurry back to your house?� It was Shino who spoke up as he noticed that the air
around them grew more and more hostile.

Iruka looked up and once he heard the
whispering voices he could feel his ears heat up and he became angry. Very
angry. Hadn�t he just told them that if� never mind� they didn�t want to hear it
anyway, ignorant bastards. He clenched his hands on the bags he carried and was
about to walk away when there was a poof right in front of him.

Iruka blinked and found himself staring
right into a broad chest. And when he looked up he saw a very familiar face. A
very welcomed sight indeed. Iruka sent a thankful prayer to the gods above and
he smiled at his burly jounin.

�Ibiki,� Iruka breathed softly as he
felt the man�s chakra envelope him like a safe blanket.

�Son, come over here,� Ibiki said to
Sasuke. He was pleased to see the boy obey him quickly. �Stay close to Iruka and
I and I�ll transport us back home.�

Sasuke nodded and gently grabbed hold of
Iruka�s left hand. He looked up again and saw Ibiki turn around and he could
only imagine the look his �father� now gave the villagers, especially since he
saw them cowering and melt away into thin air. He bowed his head again and hoped
that his watery eyes wouldn�t telltale what he felt about this. For the first
time in many years he finally had a family again. The only thing that was
missing now was that stupid �brother� of his. But once the idiot came back they
would be a family.

�Ha, aniki don�t forget about me
getting stronger so I can kill you. But if you even dare try to lay a hand on
either me or Naruto you�ll wish death before Ibiki-papa and Iruka-mama is
finished with you,� Sasuke�s lips quirked in an
evil smile and he knew that he was right.

Ibiki was furious. He had heard the
villagers talk about Iruka and about Sasuke and he was ready to strangle each
and every one of them with Gai�s legwarmers. Nobody talked bad about his bitch
and pup. NOBODY! Not without retribution they didn�t. He glared death upon each
villager that was with in his line of vision and felt pleased when the whimpered
and scattered before the wind.

The moment they were gone he turned back
to Iruka and Sasuke. They took hold of the hems on his trousers and he made a
few hand seals. His bags made it a bit difficult but he managed in the end. And
just as suddenly as he appeared, they disappeared in a pillar of smoke.

�Well, I guess our watch is over,� Shino
said.

�For now,� Neji complied.

The bug nin shuffled his feet in a
nervous gesture the other boy had never seen before.

�Don�t tell Mistress Sakura about those
pajamas.�

Neji blinked. �I wouldn�t dare.�

T B C
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Now wasn't that fun?
Since it's soon a new
year and stuff... don't go around riding any fireworks..

It will burn the hair off your ass.
Until next time...
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