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As Luck Would Have It	By : glow-in-the-dark Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Naruto/Sasuke Views: 2037 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 4
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A small five year old sat inside the local police station as chaos unfolded before him. His nose was still running from all the crying that he had done earlier. Reaching into his school pack that his babysitter had brought with him, a tiny hand pulled out a little packet on tissues.

“I don’t care what your legal system says! The moment you put that kid into a foster home he’ll shut down forever!”

The policemen were making his baby sitter yell again. He didn’t like it when Naruto yelled.

“I understand your concerns Uzumaki-san, but it is the only thing we can do right now to benefit Sasuke.”

“Sasuke,” Naruto hissed out the word to the social worker. Like they knew shit about the kid that he had been baby sitting since the youngest Uchiha was born. “Sasuke just lost his whole family and you somehow think that taking him away from everything he knows is a good idea. I understand that you are just doing your job, and I know you have his best interests in heart, but the kid would break apart the moment he left his home.”

Tears welled up in Sasuke’s eyes again at hearing Naruto’s shouted words. His Mum and his Dad and even his older brother had all just died in a car crash not even five hours ago. He had stayed at home because his Dad had taken everyone else to a Police Ball and it went way past his bed time. Naruto had been baby sitting him at the time it had happened and had been the one to drive him to the police station to sort out whose place he was going to live at now. Pulling another tissue out of the little packet Sasuke wiped away the tears from his eyes and blew his nose. The loud trumpet sound of his nose made Naruto turn around and set big blue eyes on him. Sasuke loved Naruto’s blue eyes.

“What do you propose we do then?” The social worker asked. Sasuke was being so strong right now and this was clearly not the time to be discussing such things. She bent down into a crouching position and waved Sasuke over.

Seeing that he was being called, Sasuke jumped down from the chair he was sitting in and began to walk over to the lady and Naruto. Taking two steps he quickly turned back around and grabbed his school bag, slinging the enormous thing over his shoulders and running over to hug Naruto’s leg.

“Hi, Sasuke-kun. My name is Anko-chan, and I’m a social worker. Do you know what that is?”

“You help kids who don’t have a family any more find a new family.” Sasuke rubbed his tearing eyes again on his sleeves as Naruto placed his big hand on his shoulders.

Anko looked surprised up at Naruto. “He’s the smartest kid in his class.” Naruto smiled down to her as he picked Sasuke up in his arms. “You know anything about everything, aye.”

“Yup.” Sasuke smiled because Naruto always said that about him, even if he didn’t really know everything.

Naruto wiped away his own tears as Anko stood up as well, her knees popping as she did so.

“Anko-chan?” Sasuke asked as the lady with purple hair smiled at him.

“Yes, Sasuke-kun.”

“I know because I lost my family that you want to give me a new one. But I don’t want that. I want to stay with Naruto because now I’m like him.”

“Like him?” Anko asked.

“I lost my family at child birth.” Naruto started crying when Sasuke wrapped his tiny little arms around his neck to hug him.

“Can Naruto be my new family?” Sasuke asked from Naruto’s neck. “Please, Anko-chan?”

“God dammit.” Anko cursed as she ushered Naruto to come sit down in front of her desk. “Look, Naruto. I can’t just simply let Sasuke stay with you, it’s not as simple as that. I don’t know anything about you; your age, occupation, current living circumstances…”

“My name is Uzumaki Naruto, I am eighteen years old, and I live in the house right next door to Sasuke and have lived there since I was twelve. I inherited that house when my godfather died three years ago. I am a published author of several best selling books and series under the pan name Namikaze Naruto. The money earned from that and the inheritance my godfather left behind keeps my bank balance and several Konoha orphanages that I regularly donate to well and in check. I have been babysitting Sasuke since he was born and am now the only one who knows all his allergies, likes and dislikes.” Naruto stated calmly. “I suggest we do a one month trial of Sasuke living with me and if you deem that he is not safe nor well cared for after that then he can be put into the foster care system.”

“Where did you live before you were twelve?” Anko asked.

“I was a child of the state when a hunter found me under the bodies of my parents the day after my mother gave birth to me two weeks early. Since then I have been in more foster homes than I can remember and experienced the misfortune of living in several abusive foster homes. At the age of twelve my godfather turned up out of nowhere and adopted me immediately.”

“…”

“A month, that’s all I ask for.” Naruto pleaded.

“And Sasuke-kun, you want to stay with Naruto?” Anko asked Sasuke.

“Yes please.” Sasuke answered politely.

“One month, Uzumaki. And I will be checking in on you near daily.” Anko smiled to the blonde teen.

“Thank you.” Naruto and Sasuke said in unison.

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Sasuke had fallen to sleep shortly after that and Naruto eased him out of his school bag, still cradling him in his arms.

“I’ll get you to fill out this temporary care form for now and will bring around all the official foster papers in a few days time.” Anko opened her desk draw and pulled out the necessary papers, handing them and a pen to Naruto.

“Thank you so much for understanding.” Naruto gave her a weak smile as he began filling out the forms.

“Well, truth be told I am one of Namikaze Naruto’s biggest fans and I can see that you love Sasuke dearly.” Anko smiled as she set her gaze on Sasuke’s sleeping form. “Although I’m not sure how I feel about letting a five year old stay with one of the world’s most renown adult fiction author.”

“I write other stuff too!” Naruto looked up from his forms in self defence.

“‘Don’t Rock My Boat Baby’ can barely be called anything but adult fiction.” Anko smiled deviously.

“Well its not like I’m gunna make him watch porn and help me out with the plot lines.” Naruto hissed in a whisper and he signed his name at the bottom of the form to declare him the temporary legal guardian of Uchiha Sasuke.

“I should hope not.” Anko laughed as she took the forms from Naruto and stood from her chair. “I’ll see you in a few days, Uzumaki.”

“Thanks again.” Naruto smiled as he too stood and shook hands with Anko. Hoisting Sasuke up a bit higher on his shoulder, Naruto grabbed the kids school bag and headed outside to find his Toyota Starlet and take Sasuke back home with him.

Unlocking the cars doors, Naruto chucked Sasuke’s bag into the front seat as he delicately placed Sasuke in his booster seat in the back.

Sasuke stirred momentarily and opened big questionable black eyes to stare up at Naruto. “Wha~…”

“Shh shh, I’m just taking you home buddy.” Buckling the little Uchiha up, Naruto placed a big kiss on the kids pale forehead.

“I had a bad dream, Naru.” Sasuke rubbed his tiny fists into his eyes as he tried to get comfortable in his booster seat.

Naruto placed an orange blanket over him as he closed the door and walked around the car and got into the drivers seat. “Oh yeah, what was it about?” Naruto feared he already knew the answer.

“I dreamt that Mummy and Daddy and Tachi died in a car crash.” Sasuke trailed off his sentence until it was nothing but a murmur as he fell back to sleep.

Tears trailed down Naruto’s cheeks as he leant forward, his head pressed tightly to the steering wheel as he mustered up unknown strength to drive them both home. “Oh god.”

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Naruto didn’t drive any faster than 30km/h on the way back home; pulling the fingers to the two assholes that had sped by him honking.

Pulling up into his drive way Naruto turned his car off and walked straight to his front door, unlocking it and opening it wide. Walking back to the car Naruto opened the front passengers door and slung Sasuke’s school bag over his back, face slumping as he remembered the phone call that had now changed everything.

“Sasuke, I’m not saying this again, go to bed please.” Naruto put his stern babysitter voice on, hands on hips.

“But I’m not tired yet.” Sasuke whined, stomping his foot, also placing his hands on his hips.

The Uchiha’s had just left and told Naruto that Sasuke was already in bed asleep. Bullfuckingshit. The moment the front door had closed and the car had pulled out of the driveway little footsteps came thumping down the hall and Naruto was attacked from behind by a tiny little pale hug monster yelling “NARUTO!!!” It happened every time he came round to babysit when Sasuke was apparently already asleep in his bed.

“It’s 8pm, Sasuke. I’ve already let you stay up an extra half hour past your bed time.”

“I’ll go to bed when you go to bed.”

“Well then I’m going to bed now.”

“No!” Sasuke gave his biggest pout and reached up to hold Naruto’s hand. The sucker always fell for this one. “I wanna stay up with you, Naru.”

Oh god, those big black orbs and that little quivering lip made Naruto’s whole body pucker as he caved big time. Naruto smiled and picked the five year old up to squeeze the cuteness out of the little twerp. “Five more minutes.”

Sasuke kissed Naruto’s cheek and wrapped his little arms around a tan neck. “Thank you, Naruto.”

“So what did you do at school today?”

Sasuke threaded his fingers in Naruto thick blonde locks and played with the soft fluff as he thought about his day. “Iruka-sensei taught us about the importance of recycling.”

“That is very important.” Naruto said as he moved to sit down in front of the Uchiha’s beyond massive home entertainment system.

“And tomorrow we get to make a big compost pit for worms to eat all our food scraps.” Sasuke turned his head around so he could watch the TV as Naruto turned it on.

“Are you scared of worms?” Naruto asked as he looked at the fifty remotes in front of him, trying his best to remember which one turned the bloody 80’ flat screen on.

“No, but all the girls are.” Sasuke laughed as he pointed to the black remote with a spot of red nail polish on it. His mother got sick of picking up remote after remote when all she wanted to do was watch cooking shows, and placed the nail polish on the remote that controlled the main TV and satellite stations.

Naruto picked the remote up and reminded himself for the millionth time to remember the little red dot. Turning the TV on ‘Gangnam Style’ blared through the sound surround and Naruto jumped up to his current favourite song with Sasuke in his arms. Sasuke giggled and held on tight as Naruto danced like he was riding horses, only holding Sasuke with one hand. “Heeeeey, sexy lady. Op, op op op, Oppa Gangnam Style!”

The song ended far too soon in Naruto’s opinion, but apparently just in time for the phone to ring. Placing Sasuke down, Naruto turned the TV off and crossed the room to answer the phone. “Hello, Uchiha residence.”

“Is this Uzumaki Naruto?”

“Yes. Who is this?”

“This is Kamizuki Izumo from Konoha police, I am afraid to inform you of a terrible accident.”

“What happened?”

“Fugaku and Mikoto Uchiha along with their eldest son Itachi were in a car accident and died upon impact.”

“Oh my god.” Naruto put his hand over his mouth as he looked over at Sasuke.

“What’s wrong, Naru?” Sasuke asked as he looked at the worried expression on Naruto’s face.

“Um, ah, I…” What the hell did he tell Sasuke? Putting the phone back up to his ear, Naruto heard this Izumo person speaking again.

“Your presence is required down at the police station to discuss custody of Sasuke and to give a statement about the incident for the official record.” Izumo stated.

“Now?”

“Yes, sorry. I realise this is an inconvenient time, but these things are better to do sooner rather than later.”

“I understand, I’ll be there after I explain things to Sasuke. Can I ask you something?”

“Of course, anything.”

“Did they crash into somebody else? Was it the Uchiha’s fault?”

“It’s too early to make any conclusions, but yes they did collide with another vehicle but at this point it does not see to be of their fault.”

“Did the other driver survive?”

“I’m afraid not.”

“Fuck.” Naruto looked down apologetically at Sasuke for swearing. “Ah, I’ll be there in about half an hour.”

“Thank you for your time.”

“Right, bye.” Naruto hung up the phone and turned round to face Sasuke, tears already falling, sobs caught in his throat as he thought about how on earth he was going to explain this to Sasuke.

Rubbing the tears that were spilling over again, Naruto opened the back passenger door and unbuckled the belts securing Sasuke to his booster seat as gently as he could.

Sasuke stirred anyway and the moment he saw Naruto he burst out into tears. The kid had been so brave up until now because he didn’t like crying in front of others, but it was just him and Naruto now so it didn’t matter anymore. He reached out for Naruto who immediately picked him up and bounced a bit on the spot making shushing sounds to try and calm Sasuke down a bit.

“It’s alright, Sasuke. I’m here. Everything is going to be ok.” Naruto clutched Sasuke tighter as he closed his car door. Walking the crying five year old up to his house Naruto closed the front door behind him and headed straight for his room. “I forgot to get your pyjamas, Sas. Is it ok if you wear one of my shirts to go to sleep in?”

“Y-yes.” Sasuke hiccupped as Naruto put him down on his large, orange, bed.

Naruto kissed Sasuke on the forehead before he turned to his wardrobe to try and find the smallest t-shirt he owned. The white shirt turned out to still be massive on Sasuke and Naruto smiled as it looked more like a dress than a shirt. Pulling the covers back for Sasuke he let the small Uchiha climb under before taking his jacket, shirt and pants off. Reaching under his pillow Naruto pulled out his pyjama pants, yanking them on as he climbed into bed beside Sasuke.

Sasuke instantly curled up into Naruto, nuzzling his head into Naruto’s tan chest. He was a bit surprised to find a little metal bar through one of Naruto’s nipples. “When did you get that?” They went swimming in his pool all the time and Sasuke had never seen it before.

“I lost a bet with my friends and this is what they made me do.”

Sasuke poked it with his finger and Naruto made a small noise. Looking up at Naruto Sasuke quickly apologized. “I’m sorry, did that hurt?”

“Ah… yeah… that hurt.” Naruto flushed because there was no way that he was telling a five year old that that actually felt good. He had been playing a game of poker with Shikamaru, Chouji and Kiba and had stupidly agreed to raise the anti just for fun, completely forgetting that he sucked at poker. Next thing he knew he was at a tattoo and piercing parlour getting his nipple pierced. Kiba had made him choose between a prince albert or his nipple, and he had pussied out and gotten his nipple pierced. “Try and sleep, Sas.”

“I’ll try.” Sasuke bunched his hands up into fists before placing his palms flat over Naruto’s beating heart.

Naruto placed one last kiss on Sasuke’s forehead, hugging Sasuke tight before they both tried to fall asleep quickly.

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A/N: So that's the first chapter, A bit short and a whole lot sad. Little Sasuke is so brave. :C
A funny note though, when I was writing 'Naruto pulled out his pyjama pants, yanking them on...' I accidently spelt 'yanking' as 'wanking'. LOL. The visual made me laugh so hard.
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