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Precautions	By : GobletofFenrir Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Naruto/Sasuke Views: 1803 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 3
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor do I profit in any way from the making of this story.

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Uhm, OK, well, this is my first posted whack at Naruto fanfiction and I really hope you guys appreciate it. Feel free to rip me to pieces for how short it is, but the chapters get longer as the story goes on. OK. Rambling, rambling...oh! Warnings! *Ahem*
WARNING: This story will contain illicit carnal relations between two sexy gayboys. If that is not your thang (yes, thang), PLEASE VACATE THE PREMISES. Also, this story will (eventually) contain a litany of explicit sexual acts including but not limited to bondage, some (nothing major) non-con, Dominance/submission, explicit language, and OOC ANGSTY NARUTO! GASP!
Also, I do not and never will own Naruto in any way shape or form. I will never pull a "50 Shades of Grey" and attempt to make money on Masashi's hard work. Moving on...enjoy! Updates (ROUGHLY) every two weeks. Uuuuh, let me know what you think!

The sun was resting peacefully behind a pillow fort of clouds, shining with a muted sort of glow. It shone down upon two men, both tired and still somewhat short of breath after exercising in the most heterosexual way possible. The two exited the gym together, glistening with sweat and clutching water bottles.
"Aaah! The feeling of a workout really does beat lounging around the house all day. What would I do without you, Sai?"
The fair-skinned man in question grinned, both hands tugging on the folded ends of the towel slung across his shoulders.
"Gain twenty pounds and go insane, I'd wager."
Naruto rolled his eyes at the cheek in his friend's voice. "Twenty? I think I lost ten in sweat alone. That'll show people that Americans aren't all fat, lazy pigs!" He exclaimed jovially, tucking both hands behind his head as he walked beside Sai.
Naruto was, after all, the poster child for America, all blond hair, blue eyes, and tan skin despite his Japanese mother. She'd left him her high cheekbones, lush lips, and slanted, almond-shaped eyes and then left him altogether. His father, alone from the first few days of Naruto's life, raised him on America's west coast.
Years of happiness despite struggle in sunny California suited Naruto just fine until after graduation. A long talk and several testosterone-filled teary goodbyes saw him studying abroad in England. Four years later, graduating from university, here he was. London had treated him well in almost every way. He had friends that adored him, an active social life, an apartment with his best friend from university, and never had a problem wooing a partner. He had nearly no complaints in life, save for one.
Sai chuckled, shaking his head. "Yeah, yeah. Fight the good fight against stereotypes with Zumba."
Naruto slung an arm around Sai's slim waist. His fingers rested in the hollow of an exposed hipbone.
"Laugh as you may, it really does seem like everyone hates us..." Naruto thrust his arm into the air. "You're all just jealous!"
"Naruto. I'm from Japan." Sai deadpanned.
A moment of silence passed between them.
"Er, which is exactly why I suggest that we go get sushi!"
"Naruto—"
"My treat!"
Sai was too overpowered by the heinously bright smile on his friend's face to say anything but yes. He sighed and melted against Naruto as all attempts to be annoyed with him disappeared. He really was too cute.
"Your treat."
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It was hours later, after a fun-filled day of Zumba, sushi, and general shenanigans, when Naruto's fantastic mood came to a screeching halt. He'd been nursing a beer with Sai beside him on the couch, sipping daintily at his third glass of wine. A strange Japanese movie about magical cheerleaders from space played on the television but was largely ignored by the two men.
"Oh, come on. Are you really trying to say that Tony Stark is gay for Bruce Banner? He's in love with Pepper Potts!"
"Naruto, they had a moment in that lab at SHIELD and you know it."
The blond burst out in giggles. "Are you kidding me? Sai, you're so damn horny that you want every pretty boy you like to be gay just so you have a chance with him," he chided.
Naruto rose from the couch to grab another beer. He stretched his sculpted arms over his head, making a face at the popping sounds from his shoulders.
"Slut,"
He snatched the empty wine glass that Sai had begun to dangle in the air.
"Well, if Stark and Banner are together, that leaves Thor all to me," Sai giggled pleasantly. He raised his voice as Naruto walked down the short hallway toward the kitchen. "All that beautiful, Asgardian man mine, all mine!"
Naruto laughed to himself. A drunken Sai had always proven to be a horny Sai, so he was not surprised when the heated conversation over comic book-to-movie discrepancies after seeing The Avengerscombined with alcohol became this particular conversation. An unconsciously added level of humor came in the form of Sai's exacerbated British accent. When he'd met Sai, the man had had a slight accent that flowed in and out of his daily conversation in untraceable waves. But when drunk, Sai not only sounded like a native, but like a very, very funny one.
"I'd let him hammer me anywhere, anytime."
Well, he has a point. Chris Hemsworth is a beautiful, beautiful man. Naruto mused silently, moving about the kitchen, grabbing a beer from the fridge. His thoughts turned happily to men in tights as he reached for the wine and corkscrew. Suddenly his phone rang, echoing its jaunty tune throughout the room.
"Don't answer it! It's girl's night in!" Sai called in a somewhat slurred voice from the living room.
The blond shook his head, pulling the cork from Sai's bottle of wine free with a rewarding pop before setting the metal tool on the counter. Holding the alcohol in one hand, he extracted the singing piece of technology from his back pocket with the other.
"Hello?" Naruto answered, laughter clinging to the edges of his voice.
"Naruto. We require your services."

OK, I know, I know, it's short. I mean, "What the fuck, TK, I could barely get into it!" short. I know, the second chapter is already a little bit longer. Just bear! PLEASE GOD JUST BEAR WITH ME. Or not. I mean, you can't win 'em all...right? RIGHT? ?
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