Naruto the Pimp | By : GrindletheWise Category: Naruto > General Views: 9374 -:- Recommendations : 2 -:- Currently Reading : 6 |
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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any other manga/anime or show that I take people from. It's just a dream. As usual, it was a peaceful day in Konoha. Weeeelllll… kinda'. To Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto, it was simply BOOOOORRRRRRIIIINNNNGGGG. I mean, come on, this is Naruto that we're talking about. He needs not only ramen, but action too. Otherwise, he slowly, painfully loses it (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) "Oh, come on, there has to be something to do in this goddamn village! I'm bored! Something has to happen! Hell, I don't care if it's even pervy anymore!", as fate would have it, something did happen. Out of nowhere, there was a flash of light, and where the light once was, there was a scroll. Curious, Naruto picked it up. "What the hell just happened?" After questioning the strange events, Naruto noticed two things: First, it was the scroll that Jiriaya carried around, and second, it had a letter on it. Eager to find out what was written on the letter, Naruto broke the wax seal on it and began to read it. It read: "G", from there, Naruto flipped it over to find a note, a clef note to be exact. "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" (just kidding, I'm not that kind of person, whatever kind of person that is) (here's what it really said) Dear Naruto, Hey, brat, how's it going? If you are reading this, then that means that your heritage is known AND you gave into my ways. This scroll is a summoning contract to girls. Yes, GIRLS. Now, these girls are not just ordinary girls, these are the hottest girls from other dementions. When summoned, they will be wearing a special collar that allows the girls to use chakra. It also makes it so that they will know jutsu that will suit them and will make the wearer immediately submissive to the person who's blood was used to activate it, fill them in on the worldly ways, and make them masochistic. By the way, the seal on the bottom of this letter contains 300 of these collars exactly. It also will tell you haw many of the collars you have left. Now, if you sign the scroll, you will still be able to summon the toads. Also, once you sign the scroll, you will get the pimpgan. This dojutsu acts like the sharingan when it comes to copying moves, but it only lets you use them perversely, and if you have seen or been hit by them first; it also lets you hypnotize women into loving you, but it only works if they have preexisting love for you; it can also intensify lust in a woman when the first condition is not met. Now, as for what it looks like, all that happens is that your eyes will glint for a second, and then return to normal. The first time you use it, it will be like dispelling a lat of clones as you learn all the techniques, so be careful, you could hurt yourself. I hope that you use your new ability well and wisely. Never forget that I'm proud of you, always. PEACE OUT! Next to the ending was a chibi drawing of the man giving the peace sign and grinning widely. Naruto by that point had fallen on his ass and was staring at the letter with a dumbstruck look on his face. After reading it one more time, Naruto signed the contract, went to his apartment, grabbed a hand mirror, and sat on his bed. he looked at the mirror and activated his eyes. True to Jiriaya's letter, his eyes flashed for a moment, and then returned to normal. Naruto then felt an immense pain in the base of his scull and passed out from information overload. A few hours later, we find our favorite antagonizer(I know what I typed) waking up from his info-induced nap. "damn, that felt good. now what to do now? I know, lets see what I can do!", and thus, Naruto began training with his new ability by using his clones in sexy jutsu form. After about 43 days, 29 minuets and 23.27463728384656472 seconds, Naruto had the new skill down. Now he went to various stores and got all kinds of bondage equipment, even going so far as to take a whole floor of his apartment complex and turning it into the ultimate bondage dungeon. Now that everything was complete for a plethora of slaves, Naruto decided to find out what he should do first: summon a girl, and arouse no suspicion, or find and enslave a girl from this demention and get the pleasure of breaking her? Decisions, decisions; what to do, what to do? Suddenly, Naruto jumped up and made his decision. "I, Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, will first... Hi again, sorry for the long wait and disappointing first chapter, but I got caught up in school work and forgot that I even had a fanfiction account for a while. Also, I did a lot of research into the world of bondage, so that held me up, too. anyway, I need to know, should I have naruto do a summoning first, or a "Naruto world" girl first? after two weeks at the pools, I will put up the options for the specific girl to be the lucky first. T.T.F.N.! A Writer's Idol, Grindle the Wise
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