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Christmas Santa	By : TsurugaRin Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Shikamaru/Neji Views: 1441 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor do I make any money from this fic... sure liked writing it for fun though :D

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Hi all. Decided to do a quick Christmas special… it’s really a oneshot side fic to a new ShikaNeji concept I’ve got going with them both being doctors.
Please review and let me know if you're keen on me writing an actual proper fic with this concept :D
WARNING: Language
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Nara Shikamaru was in shock. How the hell did he end up in a santa outfit let alone a Mrs Claus outfit?! The naturally dark haired brain surgeon now donned a silk red pom pom cap over a curly white wig and a pair of green stockings under black boots. A long sleeved velvet green top under a silk red surcoat held in his fake boobs – which were just two water balloons filled with lime jelly. Every time he moved the bells attached to the leather collar around his neck jingled.
The twenty four year old was currently sitting cross legged on the bed of a consult room wriggling uncomfortably while a certain grey eyed monster applied glittery gold eye shadow to his closed lids.
“Uh, Neji?” Shikamaru said in a measured tone.
“Yes Shikamaru?” the older man replied.
“Why am I dressed like this?” his terse voice clearly showed he was losing the battle to remain calm.
“Well, Chouji volunteered to be Santa but they didn’t have a Mrs Claus and I owed Paediatrics a favour.”
“Then why the hell aren’t you the damn chick?!”
The brunette chuckled. “You owe me a favour, remember? Besides I can’t fit into that outfit and you don’t want to disappoint the sick children do you? Now stop squirming, I don’t want to smudge your makeup!” The Hyuuga failed to mention that he’d leapt at the idea, purposefully insisting that he had the perfect candidate for the role even though more than a few cute nurses had offered themselves to the role.
The ophthalmologist continued to apply the makeup with a deft hand.
Shikamaru’s genius mind told him to just shut up and deal with it. After all what was a few hours in drag for the chance to clear a favour owed to the Hyuuga, this was mild compared to past experiences. Unfortunately the Nara’s pride wasn’t so content with the situation.
“What the fuck is this for then?” he tugged at the collar causing a chorus of chimes. “I don’t remember Mrs Claus wearing a damn collar.”
“Done,” Neji said, pulling back to eye his handy work. Mascara filled out the Nara’s thick lashes, eye liner gave the man dreamy bedroom eyes and pale pink blusher highlighted Shikamaru’s cheekbones. The Hyuuga had also dusted gold glitter all over his face and down the neckline. Now all that was needed was to paint his lips.
The Nara opened his eyes and batted them experimentally to make sure the mascara didn’t stick anywhere. Now that he had his vision back again he glared at the tall ophthalmologist that smirked at him.
Neji looked good in a crisp blue shirt, black dress pants and a white lab coat. His dark chocolate locks hung uncharacteristically loose, shrouding his face in wispy strands, not quite hiding the man’s strong jawline and large opaque eyes. A distinctive stethoscope hung around his neck, the initials H N etched into back of the chest piece could be clearly seen by the Nara. He blushed, darkening his cheeks further. The stethoscope had been a gift from him to the Hyuuga to celebrate a significant past event. The brunette wore it everywhere and Shikamaru never failed to blush at the constant reminder of Neji’s possessiveness of the loved instrument.
The Hyuuga picked up a tube of very berry lipstick and uncapped it with a decisive pop, bringing the brain surgeon back to reality like a slap in the face.
“Answer me damn it!”
Neji just sighed. Why was his lover so difficult all the time? Of course the Hyuuga loved Shikamaru’s expression when he was angry but there was a time and place!
“Of course it’s my Christmas present to you,” he said as if it was obvious.
“Your present is a fucking collar?! That’s pretty sick man!” the Nara scoffed, tugging insistently at the leather contraption now. How did you get the damn thing off?
The brunette grabbed the raven’s wrist, stilling his actions. “Please don’t do that. I’ll think you didn’t like my gift.”
“I don’t! Get it off! I’m not a pet! If you want something like that get a mutt from the pound!” He struggled uselessly against Neji’s grip, fighting back tears.
Damn it! He was acting like a fucking girl but he couldn’t help it. The thought of his lover coveting him like a possession and nothing more was distressing. Even as he told himself he wasn’t hurt, his heart ached.
Neji was well known for his self control but seeing his lover so upset affected him. He pushed the shorter man down onto the bed grinding himself against the well muscled brain surgeon. He pressed his lips against those pouting ones, forcing his tongue in and kissing Shikamaru thoroughly before pulling back.
“You’re not a pet, but you are mine! Do you think I’d dare let you leave this room looking like that without making sure everyone knew that? I’d like to see anyone even try to lay their hands on you now!” he said triumphantly.
Shikamaru’s eyes widened. He couldn’t believe it, the Hyuuga was jealous!
“They’re all kids! The oldest being a fourteen year old girl!” he spluttered.
“That has nothing to do with it,” Neji replied darkly. “She better keep her hands to herself!”
The Nara finally sat still, letting the older man apply the lipstick. The ophthalmologist was still glowering at the thought of anyone touching his precious Shikamaru and it took all of the younger man’s will not to suddenly grin stupidly. A warm feeling spread through him as his lover made final touches to his lips and recapped the lipstick.
“Okay,” Neji began, starting to straighten up when he suddenly found himself being pulled down on top of the younger man on the bed.
“Neji,” Shikamaru moaned in a husky voice. “I want you.”
Galvanised by the raven’s sexy voice he leaned in for a kiss but their lips never met.
A loud banging on the door caused the lovers to spring apart guiltily.
“Hey Shikamaru? Neji? Are you guys in there? The party’s started and we’re waiting for you two you know,” Chouji’s cheerful voice floated in.
“W-we’ll be out in a minute,” the Nara responded hastily.
Neji cursed the interruption but the ever pragmatic man knew they had to get going.
“Come on.” He reached out a hand to pull his lover to his feet than turned to head to the children’s Christmas party. At the doorway he realised the Nara hadn’t followed him.
Instead the raven was staring at the ground looking upset again.
“Shikamaru? What’s the matter?”
The younger man mumbled something Neji missed.
“Sorry?” he walked over and leaned in to catch the words.
“I didn’t get you anything,” Shikamaru grumbled.
“What?!”
“A Christmas present, I didn’t get you one.”
The Hyuuga stood for a moment, surprised then let out a deep chuckle. “Don’t worry,” he said pushing his lover out the door with a sqeeze of the Nara’s left buttocks. “I’ll get a very very nice Christmas present out of you later tonight.”
The words were like a forewarning to the brain surgeon. He wasn’t going to get any sleep tonight.
“Promise?” he asked as he switched of the light and shut the door behind them.
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Well that’s it guys! Sorry if it seemed a bit rushed. I wanted to get it out before Christmas J
Please read and review it! Also follow me on twitter for updates for my other story too @RinTsuruga
Have a safe and happy Christmas everyone!
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