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Born by Will	By : fenris187 Category: Naruto Crossovers > Het - Male/Female Views: 4779 -:- Recommendations : 3 -:- Currently Reading : 5
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Yo, just so that everyone knows, I am so NOT proud of this fic.
As far as I am concerned this is just a joke that became surprisingly popular on fanfiction.net.
And that is the only reason I'm posting it here.
Anyway, now that that is out of the way, on with the start of possibly one of the worst stories I've ever written.

He couldn’t believe it, after everything he had gone through this was how it ended? With him lying in a pool of his own blood, half his body missing and his intestines splayed across the floor.
He thought that making an entrance like that would be cool, that he could show Kakashi-sensei, Sasuke-teme and Sakura-chan how cool he really was.
He didn’t expect Zabuza to throw his cleaver at him, that is what caused his current predicament.
Of course he knew that not even the demon sealed in his gut could save him now, after all, it could only accelerate his regenerative abilities, in other words, it couldn’t heal anything that wouldn’t heal over time.
Oh how stupid he felt, if only he didn’t make an entrance, if only he had used his head, he would still be in one piece, he wouldn’t be on deaths door with his life flashing before his eyes. The more he saw the angrier he became. He saw just how unfairly he was treated in his own home, the way people would look at him with either hate or sheer coldness, the way shopkeepers would throw him out of their stores claiming that he was ‘contaminating’ their products, but most of all, he remembered the academy instructors and how they hindered him at every turn.
Then he saw his friends, or what he considered his friends, and he quickly realised that the only people who treated him fairly were, Shikamaru, Chōji, Shino, Hinata, Iruka, the Hokage, Ayame and Teuchi.
He would show Konoha just who they treated like shit. He would not die, he refused to die, he would not let the darkness take him, he would endure like he always did, he would survive long enough for his injuries to be tended to, then he would do whatever was necessary to become the best Hokage in history even with his injury, or his name wasn’t Uzumaki Naruto.
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Little did he know, that at that moment, the partner of the man who bisected him had just taken the lightning encased hand of his sensei through the heart, causing the masked individuals death.
As the masked stranger bled out, no one on the bridge they were fighting on noticed the blood flowing towards the bisected teen, as if it was being attracted like metal to a magnet.
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Naruto was barely clutching on to his life, when he felt it, a sticky liquid assaulted his lips, he didn’t know what it was, what he did know however, was that he needed to replenish his lost liquids, so with the last of his strength, he started to lick up the coppery liquid, as he lapped up the juice, he felt his strength return to him, he didn’t know how, but whatever the liquid was made him feel rejuvenated, made him feel closer to alive than on deaths door.
As he continued to lap up the strange liquid he soon found himself remembering things he never did, learning things he never did, in a village he had never been to. He found himself remembering the memories of another, a young girl name Haku.
He felt every emotion she had experienced, from happiness gained from her family, to the feeling of betrayal as her father killed her mother and tried to kill her. The feeling of acceptance after being found by Zabuza, he remembered meeting himself in the clearing as she picked herbs to heal Zabuza’s injuries, he even remembered the feeling of guilt at having to fight the konoha ninjas. The last thing he remembered was that she put Sasuke in a false death state because she couldn’t bring herself to kill, before intercepting a fatal blow from his sensei.
When the memories of Haku finished he immediately found himself witnessing a much larger number of memories, as he felt his body absorbing something else, he quickly realised that the new memories were those of the demon sealed inside him which he was surprised to find out was in fact a girl. He saw how she was born of a much greater being, watched as she was tamed by the sharingan eye of the Uchiha clan, but most importantly, he remembered being forced to attack his home the day he was born, under the control of that accursed eye.
He felt guilt as he watched himself getting beaten by a mob for something he didn’t even know, he felt happiness as he watched his favourite sensei acknowledge him.
But most of all, he felt jealousy as he watched himself pursue the pink haired harpy that he felt wasn’t good enough for him.
Most of all he realised that the being that caused all of his suffering, wasn’t the fox sealed inside him, it was the man who controlled it, the Kyūbi no kitsune.
He also realised that he had through sheer will power alone, become a being of immense power, he had become a vampire.
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Haruno Sakura was a young teen, she had long pink hair that stopped at her waist and wore a red one piece dress with black shorts underneath.
Right know she was kneeling over her fallen teammate while sobbing over how he was dead, well one of them anyway.
The name of the teammate was Uchiha Sasuke, he was the sole survivor of an event known as the Uchiha Massacre. He had black hair in the style of a chickens ass and wore a blue short sleeved shirt and white shorts, he also had a couple of needles sticking out of his neck and his heart wasn’t beating.
She had cheered when her other teammate was cut in half by the groups enemy, after all, he was just a useless idiot that got in her way of ‘her’ Sasuke-kun.
But now that Sasuke was dead, she just wanted to mutilate the body of the one responsible, however Kakashi-sensei wouldn’t allow it.
“(clap)( clap)(clap) some demon of the mist you are, you couldn’t even kill a pathetic bridge builder,” a short man at the opposite end of the bridge called out to the man called Zabuza as the mist the man was creating started to clear, revealing an army of thugs, each armed with a low quality weapon.
“Gato, what the hell are you doing,” Zabuza growled out as he got himself ready for a fight, even if both of his arms were rendered completely useless.
“Now now, Zabuza, you missing-nin are so expensive, it is much cheaper just to hire these thugs to kill the Konoha ninja and the bridge builder, oh yes, feel free to kill as many as you like after all the more you kill the less I have to pay out,” the short business man said. He was about to say something else when a voice cut through the air.
“Don’t mind if I do,” and with that said the two ronin standing next to Gato suddenly found their chests and stomachs had been separated by a blonde boy wearing an orange jumpsuit who had appeared in front of them, with a giant cleaver held in one hand.
Everyone on the bridge looked on in horror as the blood that the two shed flew towards the boy before coating him and then disappearing, as if it was being absorbed by his skin.
“Kill him now!” the short man screamed at his hired muscle, who immediately dropped out of their stupor to try and impale the boy with their weapons. Key word being tried, as the first of the group neared him, they were quickly dispatched by either decapitation, bisection or having their hearts ripped out of their chests by the bare hands of the boy, no, monster is a better word, they were trying to kill.
Of course what truly scared the thugs was what happened with all the blood that was spilt, it just kept getting drawn to the blonde genin as he continued to rip the thugs apart, by now he had easily killed over fifty of the three hundred or so men and was just getting stronger with each passing kill.
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On the other side of the bridge to the bloodbath, the thoughts of the ninja and bridge builder where quite different.
“Damn that kid is even more bloodthirsty than me,” were the thoughts running through Zabuza’s head.
“So the demon finally shows it’s true colours, I guess I can kill it and no one will be able to argue with me,” Kakashi started to plan.
“Mom was right, Naruto-baka really is a demon, he doesn’t need to kill all those people, that monster!” the pink haired banshee decided while puking her breakfast up.
“I hope he doesn’t turn on us,” the bridge builder was thinking while trying to keep his lunch down.
Sasuke didn’t think anything because he was still unconscious.
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Naruto had killed over 120 of the thugs and decided it was time to try out a little something he instinctively knew how to do, he decided to unleash the force he had consumed.
The thugs where scared, they were facing a child who had quite literally ripped over a third of their force apart in less than five minutes, that was when they noticed him jump back.
“Hah, you finally decided to give up huh, well after that little stunt you just pulled there ain’t no way we’re letting you live!” one of the damned shouted thinking that they had won.
“Oh, I’m not giving up, I’m merely trying a new approach,” Naruto said with a vicious smirk, before his body turned pitch black and a gelatinous mass of darkness poured out around him.
The thugs backed off fearing what this technique could be, that was when over a hundred sets of eyes appeared on the mass, before a single, giant slitted red eye appeared on the boys chest.
“Allow me to show you my power,” and with that, the eyes took form, all of them took on the form of one of their fallen comrades, each one wielded the weapon their corpse did, and each one charged at the army.
Only three sets of eyes remained, one was Naruto’s, one was Haku, while the giant red one, simply disappeared.
The army of thugs tried as hard as they could but their enemies were much stronger and faster in death than in life and as each of the surviving bandits fell, their blood was drawn into the gelatinous mass that spawned the dead, before being released in the form that they assumed in life and joining the slaughter.
It didn’t take long for Naruto’s army to eviscerate every last member of Gato’s army, and when finished with the henchmen, Naruto reabsorbed them all, immediately feeling the strength of 300 men combined travelling through his veins.
He quickly walked towards the short businessman before lifting the midget by the throat and saying just one sentence, “bye bye Gato,” and with that he plunged his newly acquired fangs into the tyrants neck as he drained the bastard of his vital fluids, taking extra care to remember all of his account numbers and passwords, he would give back what that bastard stole from Wave.
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“Holy shit, the brat is draining Gato dry, heh, almost like the runt did with this country.”
“Dammit, there’s no way I can kill it in this condition, I’ll just have to pretend to like it for a little longer, then I can inform the council and then they can dispose of this demon.”
“Oh Kami, what the hell is that monster doing to Gato, he doesn’t deserve that!” (poor deluded pinky).
Tazuna was too shocked to even think of anything, and Sasuke was STILL unconscious.
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“Pathetic piece of shit, didn’t even taste edible,” was the disgusted comment that Naruto made as he threw the trash to the floor. He then proceeded to walk towards the Konoha group.
“Let’s see, releasing my victims was as easy as moving my arm, I guess that most of my abilities are naturally accessible, after all, I’ve only used one of them, yet I know of at least four more I possess,” were the thoughts running through his head when he decided to try out one of his new powers, telepathy.
Quickly reading the minds of all those present, he had to hold himself back from ripping Kakashi and Sakura limb from limb, he however settled for scaring them.
“Do you honestly think that the council could kill me after what you’ve just seen Hatake?” he asked with a cruel smirk gracing his face, after all, he chose to lose his humanity to survive, he realised that there was no going back, so he decided to embrace the monster he had become.
“What! I didn’t say anything, can he read my mind?” Kakashi was scared now, if the demon could read his mind then he wasn’t safe from its cruelty.
“Oh, so you even call me a demon in your mind, however, I would prefer if you just called me a monster, ‘sensei’” Naruto practically spat out the last word as the silver haired Jōnin started to sweat heavily under the newly born vampires glare.
“I’m sorry you had to see that Tazuna-san, now, if you don’t mind, I have some things I need to do, oh and by the way, Haruno, the Uchiha is alive merely unconscious,” with that the group barely registered him disappear with a burst of inhuman speed before grabbing Zabuza by the throat and clamping down on his neck. As Naruto fed off the former mist nin, he was rewarded with the memories of the genin selection exam, of his time as a member of the seven swordsmen of the mist, of the failed coup on the Yondaime Mizukage, finding and raising Haku, and finally of the battle that had just occurred. Of course that pissed Naruto off big time, Hatake had actually celebrated his ‘death’. Naruto decided then that he would never listen to the arrogant bastard again, he would definitely see Oji-san about this when they got back.
After he was finished with his meal, Naruto burst into a large number of bats before flying to an isolated area on the island.
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When the bats reformed, the blonde was happy that he had accepted the fact that he was now a monster, if he hadn’t then, Kami knows what the sunlight would of done to him, however thanks to Kyūbi and his own acceptance, he did not possess that weakness.
With a small amount of deliberation he decided to use another ability he possessed, the ability to shapeshift, although he only formed a new set of clothes, he only knew about them because of Kyūbi’s memories of things she saw as the Jūbi. If her memory was correct then the style was distinctly Victorian, consisting of a charcoal suit, leather riding boots, a cravat, an overcoat and a fedora hat, all pitch black in colour(1).
He sat down and decided it was time to find his mind.
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After opening his eyes, he found himself in a twisted sewer system, with blood instead of water.
“Well that was easier than expected,” he thought out loud, “I think I need to redecorate this place, let’s see,” and with that said, the area changed from a dark sewer with blood flowing along the floor, to a large circular room with marble walls and a large golden throne in the middle. In front of the throne was a large ornamental fountain shaped like a large nine tailed fox sitting down with its tails in the air and its maw open. Flowing from each of its tails and its mouth, was a stream of blood, which pooled below it. Behind the throne was a massive four poster bed, possibly large enough to fit over 10 people on it.
“Much better, 7 levels should be fine for my mind,” Naruto spoke to himself as he observed his new throne.
He had decided to adjust his mind into 7 floors, each one serving to house a specific type of individual.
Level one: cannon fodder, the useless thugs that he had consumed and could only be considered useful for overwhelming enemies with sheer numbers, or sacrificing for the ability to survive fatal injuries.
Level two: genin level shinobi.
Level three: Chūnin level shinobi.
Level four: people who specialise in a single type of skill, eg. Doctors, interrogators.
Level five: Jōnin level shinobi.
Level six: Kage level shinobi and demons.
And lastly level seven: Naruto’s domain.
Since this was Naruto’s mind, he had complete access to all areas, however, everyone else who he had consumed would be restricted to whatever area he assigned them to.
“Well now, I think it’s time to see Kyūbi.
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Kyūbi had been getting annoyed, the sheer number of weaklings in her containers mind had pissed her off, they weren’t worthy of being a part of someone like him. She was about to snap and destroy them all when the area underwent an enormous transformation, changing from a sewer to a stately home, just like one of those old English mansions she had seen when she was a part of the Jūbi.
“Do you like the new décor, I based it around some of your memories so I hope it is to your satisfaction,” came a call from the corner of the room.
Turning around Kyūbi still in the form of a giant fox saw the one person she didn’t want to have to face.
“You do realise that when the seal was destroyed, my vampiric nature absorbed both your power AND memories, I know everything you do, and I cannot hate you for being sealed within me, after all, it’s not like you chose to attack Konoha. Combined with the feelings that I remember you felt, I simply want to know if you want to be a tool for my use, or something more,” during the entire conversation the Kyūbi could do nothing but stare at him in disbelief, he was forgiving her, HER the cause of the hell that he was put through in life.
She was brought out of her stupor by a soft hand being placed upon her snout, “You don’t need to answer right away, just think over what I’ve said, I will see you later, goodbye for now.”
And with that he faded out of his mind.
“He doesn’t hate me.”
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Waking from his meditation Naruto proceeded to follow Gato’s memories across the island until he found the building he was using as his base of operations within Wave.
“I guess I should see Oji-san about destroying Gato’s empire when I get back to Konoha, he had FAR too many illegal operations going on in too many places,” were his thoughts as he ripped the front door open and made his way towards the midgets office.
He knew from Gato’s memories that he had taken every last man he had under his employment with him to the bridge so he didn’t have to watch out for any enemies within the building.
It didn’t take long for him to get to the office where he used a combination of Gato’s memories and blood to access all of his accounts and safes, before sealing everything inside several scrolls that he then sealed into a single scroll that he placed inside of his coat.
“I guess I should thank Zabuza for knowing how to make basic storage seals… nah,” and with that thought he left to give Wave it’s money back.
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“Naruto, where the hell have you been! And what the hell are you wearing?” came the angry greeting he received from his so called ‘sensei’ when he returned to Tazuna’s residence.
“Perhaps if you had actually taught me something then I might have felt obliged to answer, Hatake,” came Naruto’s unconcerned reply.
“You will answer me genin,” the one eyed Jōnin decied to try and push his authority.
“You assume I care about your rank Hatake,” hearing the blonde speak in his mind caused Kakashi to jump in surprise, eliciting a cruel smirk from the vampiric genin.
“Naruto-baka what did you do!” shouted out the screeching banshee.
“Haruno, shut up or I will kill you,” Naruto said like he was talking about the weather, another thing he contributed to Zabuza… though it could just be his nature as a vampire.
“As if Naruto-baka, you wouldn’t even lay a finger on me,” she responded with a smirk knowing full well that he was bluffing, that is until she found his hand constricting her throat.
“Listen Whoreuno, essentially dying can change a person, it can change their perspective and see their whole life flash before their eyes, and watching my whole life has got me really pissed off right now, combined with the fact that I only managed to survive by becoming a monster, and you’ve got one very fucked up individual, so don’t assume I’m anything like I used to be, now go back to your precious Uchiha, whore,” and with that the black clad boy threw his former crush out of the window before turning to Tazuna, “I’m sorry about that, anyway, I believe that this belongs to you and the rest of Wave,” he then pulled out his sealing scroll, and unsealed one of the scrolls contained within, “inside this scroll is all of Gato’s accounts and the money he stole from Wave, so just return it to the people and make sure they get back what they lost.”
“Give that to me dobe,” came a call from the door, not even bothering to acknowledge the persons presence, Naruto proceeded to give Tazuna the scroll, which elicited a growl from the chicken butt boy and his sensei, “I said give it to me dobe!”
“I hope everything is accounted for Tazuna-san,” after being continually ignored the boy at the door rushed the blonde with a kunai drawn, though his wrist was quickly caught and snapped by the blonde who hadn’t even looked at him before getting thrown to the other side of the room.”
“That is it Naruto! I will have you put on record for insubordination when we get back!” Kakashi shouted at the ,currently bored out of his mind, vampire, “are you even listening to me!” the Jōnin growled out dangerously.
“Hm, I’m sorry did you say something Hatake?”
“You will refer to me as Kakashi-sensei, do you understand?” Kakashi warned.
“I will only call you that when you have proven yourself to be worthy of that title,” Naruto snarled back.
“NARUTO-BAKA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SASUKE-KUN!” came an ear splitting shriek that somehow managed to break the tension in the room.
“Fuck this, I’m going to bed, wake me up when the mission is over,” and with that the blond vampire went up the stairs before laying on his bed and falling asleep (well going into his mindscape since he doesn’t need to sleep anymore).
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“Hello again, Kyūbi, have you thought over what you want to be to me?” Naruto asked softly as he entered the sixth level of his mind.
“N-Naruto-sama, I wasn’t expecting you back so soon,” the giant fox almost stuttered out, only to catch herself before making a fool of herself.
“Anyway, I find it funny, we both know everything about each other yet we’ve only talked once, anyway, do you want a game of shōgi?”
“I’m not sure,” was the kitsune’s reply to his offer.
“If it is because you feel insecure about your human form, then don’t be, I’ve seen ALL of your memories and I can honestly say that I think you look cute in your human form,” Naruto informed her kindly.
After hearing his words her body began to vaporise slowly. It took a couple of minutes before she stopped vaporising, leaving the girl exposed to him.
She had shoulder length crimson hair that fell over her blood red eyes. Her face was lean, with her cheeks covered in freckles and three familiar whisker like marks.
She had deciding on manifesting her clothes as a pair of jeans and a white t-shirt that showed that she wasn’t the most developed of women, though she wasn’t flat-chested either.
“So, do you want to play shōgi?” Naruto asked completely unfazed by the transformation, after all, he knew what to expect, he had seen it in her memories before.
“Yeah, sure,” and with her reply, Naruto formed a shōgi board and the two began to play and talk.
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Over the next week, Naruto was constantly being disturbed by assassination attempts courtesy of his teammates and sensei, imagine the Jōnin’s surprise when he decapitated the boy only to receive laughter and get told that it was a pathetic attempt for a pathetic shinobi.
Kakashi had attempted everything he could think of, decapitation, impalement, incineration and even poisoning, however NOTHING he tried did any more than amuse the blonde, which was the only reason he let the man do it in the first place.
Of course the Jōnin had expected the blonde to just die when he decapitated him, then he could just use his sharingan to implant false memories into the client and ask Sasuke and Sakura to lie for him, but now Kakashi was worried, he had tried to kill the monster in every way he could think of, and if the creature told the Hokage about it, then the old man would definitely investigate the accusations.
He had attempted to rewrite the blondes memory, only to find that his mind was completely immune to all forms of genjutsu, which meant that the Jōnin was fucked if he didn’t find a way to silence the boy once and for all.
Of course he couldn’t find a way to silence the regenerating bastard.
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When Naruto wasn’t screwing with his sensei’s mind, he was either getting to know the vixen in his head, or trying to find more poor souls to feed off. So far he had only managed to find 8 bandits who didn’t really put up much of a fight, but it didn’t really matter to the blonde, he only wanted them so he could survive more fatal injuries.
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It was finally time to leave Wave and the whole village had turned out to see their hero depart, yep, hero, as in only one, and of course the one was Naruto, not Kakashi or Sasuke, definitely not Sakura, but Naruto, and that pissed the last Uchiha and his sensei off to no ends.
“How dare they treat that dobe like a hero, I’m an Uchiha, he is just a lowly commoner, just a speck of dust beneath my feat,” “then how come I’m the one who killed Gato?” hearing this Sasuke actually shit himself, he never knew that Naruto could read minds and talk directly into a person’s mind.
“(sniff)(sniff) what’s that smell, it seems to be coming off Sasuke, and it smells like shit?” Naruto commented to further humiliate the last Uchiha. And it worked, even Sakura could tell what that smell was, but when she offered to trade underwear with him, let’s just say that it wasn’t a pretty picture.
As the ninja left the bridge to go back to Konoha, Naruto merely transformed into a colony of bats and flew towards his home village.
“Hey dad, what should we name the bridge?” a young dark haired woman asked Tazuna.
“How about the super awesome bridge Tazuna built,” this of course resulted in him receiving a slap to the back of his head.
“How about the Great Naruto Bridge?” a small boy suggested and it was quickly accepted.
“Fine then, from now on this will be known as the great Naruto bridge,” and with that announcement the land of Waves cheered for the birth of a new legend.

(1) Just a pure black version of Alucards clothes from Hellsing, without the sunglasses.
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