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Bastards and Fangs	By : Xiophelia Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Naruto/Sasuke Views: 1394 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto...I use the characters for my own amusement nor do I own Twilight. And I make no profit. .

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This was inspired by a prompt on y!gallery! Comments are love. And I'm sorry if I offend any Twilight fans, please don't flame me. But you have to remember that Naruto is a man and doesn't buy into that stuff. And this is being revamped. The story will taking a whole different direction.
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Naruto Uzumaki felt alone again for the second time in his life, or rather for the first time in his undead life. He had been turned into a vampire just the night before and then the guy who turned him just disappeared without telling him how to be a vampire. It was annoying to Naruto. He didn’t even know if he could go out into the sunlight.
“Oh god…what if I sparkle like those retards in Twilight?” Naruto groaned out loud. His best friend Sakura Haruno had forced him to watch the entire series. He didn’t want to look like some faerie and vampire that had sex and then spit some sparkling blood sucking thing out. Naruto glared at the door to his apartment. He had returned here because it was the only place he knew. He didn’t know any other vampires since he was only a day old. Ha…did this mean he’d have to celebrate the day of his death instead of his birthday?
Naruto rooted around his kitchen for something to eat. He wasn’t sure if he could eat human food, but he would damn well try ‘cause he was getting hungry. The blond pulled a package of instant ramen from his cupboard and heated up some hot water. He tapped his foot impatiently waiting for the water to boil. So far in his one day of being a bloodsucker, nothing seemed different about him. He didn’t have super strength, he wasn’t deathly pale, but he didn’t know if he would sparkle in the sun. He figured he would test that theory first since he didn’t get a chance to today. He had to start somewhere to figure this thing out. He had already called off work for the next day. He didn’t want to quit yet if he could out in the daylight, but he was hoping he didn’t sparkle in the sun cause he sure as hell didn’t want to carry an umbrella.
He didn’t want to even try to explain that one to his friends. Naruto almost jumped at joy at the now heated water. He could try to eat human food now. He opened the top of the cup of ramen and poured the water in. He then closed the top and placed his chopsticks on top to keep it closed for a few minutes. Naruto looked at the clock on the wall. It was about three thirty in the morning which meant that he still had a few hours until dawn and his first experiment. He didn’t know what he could do to occupy his time. He couldn’t be loud because he had neighbors that lived on either side of him.
“But I could go to Gaara’s for awhile. I can pretend I can’t sleep or some shit. He’s been wanting to hang out anyway.” Naruto murmured to himself. He took the chopsticks off his ramen and opened it. The smell hit him full force and Naruto wanted to drool. Naruto wound the noodles in his chopsticks and took his first bite. He then proceeded to spit them out.
“Fuck! That’s nasty!” Naruto threw the noodles in the trash. He really didn’t want to suck anyone’s blood. But it seemed like he had to. He just hoped that he didn’t contract AIDS or some other disease that could kill him. Well hell, he didn’t even know if diseases could kill him. Naruto grabbed his cell off the counter and dialed Gaara’s number. Hopefully the crazy insomniac was up and didn’t decide to take a rare nap.
“This had better be good Uzumaki.”
“Well hello to you too sunshine. Listen I can’t sleep and I need entertainment. Can I come over?” Naruto asked. He didn’t want to beat around the bush that would just annoy Gaara.
“Fine, but I have a guest and he’s not leaving.”
Naruto raised an eyebrow. “Really? Who? Did you finally manage to land Neji?”
“No it’s not Neji. It’s an old friend of mine his name is Sasuke Uchiha. You will be on your best behavior understood?” Gaara’s voice left no room for argument.
“Okay. I’ll be there in fifteen.” Naruto then ended the call, knowing that Gaara wouldn’t reply. Naruto snatched his keys off the counter and headed out the door and locked it. He silently crept down the hall, knowing that the assholes next to him would hear the slightest noise and then bitch to the landlord about him. He didn’t know the people, but for some reason they just didn’t like Naruto. After he was in the clear, Naruto bounded the steps anxious to get to Gaara’s house on the other side of town.
Naruto stared at the brand new red and black Audi R8 sitting in Gaara’s driveway. “Whoever this guy is…he’s loaded. Shit.”
Naruto’s own car was an orange 1995 Chevrolet Cavalier. The car had served him well since he was eighteen. He had an emotional attachment to the car. He had lost his virginity in the back seat to his best friend Kiba Inuzuka. The two had been curious, did some research, and toured Kiba’s ass on the local make out point. ‘Good times.’ Naruto thought to himself. He walked up to the front and knocked on the red heads door. Naruto had never met any of Gaara’s childhood friends. He tended to switch subjects if you tried to bring them up. He hoped the guy was easy going and easy to get along with. He also hoped to get some embarrassing stories out of the guy.
Naruto smiled at Gaara when he opened the door. The red head stepped to the side and let Naruto enter. The blond stopped walking into the house when he felt a hand on his arm. “Naruto, please don’t be difficult while Sasuke is here. I want him to actually visit for awhile.”
Naruto nodded. It was rare that Gaara would ask for something. So the blond decided that he’d just play along. But if the guy started anything then he’d deal with him and that way Gaara wouldn’t be mad at him. This seemed logical to Naruto so he just smiled. Naruto entered the living room and stared in shock. The pale man had black hair but Naruto couldn’t make out the style since it blended into the shadows of the barely lit room. His eyes were red with three dot like things around the iris. But the thing that really got Naruto was that he knew this guy.
He pointed his finger at the man and yelled. “YOU’RE THE BASTARD THAT TURNED ME INTO A FUCKING VAMPIRE!” Both men stared at Naruto in shock. Then Naruto took it upon himself to punch the bastard in the face. The man went flying into the wall behind him, wrecking the wall. Naruto glared at him and cracked his knuckles.
“NA…RU…TO…stop.” Came Gaara’s command.
Naruto turned and looked at his friend. “Why? The bastard turned me into a vampire last night. I can’t eat fucking ramen anymore. He has to pay.”
“Naruto you will stop this prank.” Gaara said through clenched teeth.
“No way! I’m not pranking! Dude, I went to that new club Crimson Fountain and this guy,” Naruto pointed his finger at Sasuke. “Fucking picked me up. I thought I was gonna get some awesome sex. We make it to the bathroom and he fucking bit me on the neck so I bit the bastard back thinking that he liked it rough and ended up with his blood down my throat. Then he pushed me away and fucking left me there in the bathroom with the biggest hard on of my entire life! Then I collapse and shake wondering what the hell is going on. I see the white light and the whole shebang. I thought I was dead and then boom! I’m back in my body. I look in the mirror and I have FANGS! Fucking fangs sticking out of my gums and the next guy that walked in…I wanted to sink my teeth into and he was fucking ugly as all get out!” Naruto knew that if he had still been alive his chest would have been heaving with the need to breathe.
“You’re serious?” Gaara asked him.
“Yes. I couldn’t make this shit up Gaara. You want to see the damn things?” Gaara nodded his head and noticed that Sasuke was standing. He motioned for the dark haired man to stay where he was. Gaara then looked back at Naruto patiently waiting to see the fangs that the blond said he had. Naruto grinned and imagined Gaara’s slim neck under his lips, the blood pulsing just below the skin, and he felt the fangs slide forward. He gave the redhead a full blown smile, his fangs glinting from the glow of the fire. Gaara stared at the fangs. He then walked up to Naruto and felt the fang. He pulled on it just in case it was a fake. When he met resistance he knew it was true, Naruto was a vampire.
“I believe you Naruto. I just had to make sure that you were telling the truth. Our kind looks down upon those that pretend to be a vampire.” Gaara said as he stepped back.
“Wait, what?” Naruto asked in confusion.
“What he means moron is that we are vampires. And I’m not the one who fucking turned you.” Sasuke said as he dusted the debris from his pants.
“Yes you are bastard. You have the same eyes as the fucker who turned me. Wait…turn around…” Naruto asked. Sasuke let a sigh and did as the idiot asked. The sooner he finished this the better. “Shit! You’re not him. Your hair is different. His was longer…but you look like him.”
“WHAT?” Sasuke shouted as he turned around.
“Yeah…said his name was Tachi…or some shit like that.” Naruto answered scratching his nose.
“You mean Itachi?” Sasuke ground out.
“Yeah! That’s it. He was damn hot too.” Naruto moaned.
“Have you fed off of anyone?” Gaara asked with a hint of concern in his voice.
“Ah no. I didn’t know how…I don’t know much about being a vampire. I never saw him after that.” The blond gazed down at the floor.
“Sasuke is going to teach you and prepare you for introduction to the kiss. I’m too busy with Neji to even attempt to help you.” Gaara said.
“Say what?”
“Why me? I say we hunt Itachi down and give him the idiot.” Sasuke said as he sat down on Gaara’s couch.
“Because we can not track your brother, you know this. And it would take too long to contact Kakashi and have him track down Itachi. It is left up to you.” Gaara stared at the black haired man.
“Fine, but after that he can live with you. I don’t want anything to do with the moron.” Sasuke replied as he got up from the couch. “You’re coming with me, I’m going to teach you how to hunt. And then we need to sever your bonds with your friends.”
“What?! No way bastard! I love my friends!” Naruto practically yelled.
“You’re not going to be able to explain why they age and you don’t. And you can’t exactly use the insomniac excuse that Gaara has. And we don’t know if you’re a daywalker yet or not.” Sasuke said as he grabbed the blond’s shirt and drug him outside.
“Hey wait! Bye Gaara! I’ll call you later!” Naruto called out.
“Wait did you say daywalker? Does that mean I’ll sparkle like those fucktards from Twilight?”
Sasuke turned around and just stared at the blond. “Listen good moron because I’m only telling you this one time, you will shut up and not talk to me. I don’t want anything to do with you. I will teach you what you need to know and that is it. I’m centuries older than you so I can kick your ass whenever I feel like it.”
“Geez either you need a good fuck or someone needs to dislodge that stick from your ass.” Naruto grumbled.
“What was that moron?” This time Sasuke glared at the blond.
“Nothing. Fine I’ll try to be quiet. But I hope you know it’s not in my nature bastard.” Naruto crossed his arms.
“Tch, whatever moron, get in the car. And before you ask again, no we do not fucking sparkle.”
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