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My
discovered soul mate and I love to come up with odd pairings that
will never happen or are hardly ever seen. She's much better at
coming up with them and the stories to go with them but I hope I have
managed to capture something in this that'll make you all
giggle

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from the
Naruto series and I do not make any profit from this production.

There’s
nothing like being assigned your first S-class mission on the night
of your birthday. For an adult in this position, it would just be
taken as any other day of the year and maybe celebrated later if they
came back alive. For Itachi Uchiha, a thirteen year old prodigy, he
took it the exact same way. The only difference was that this was the
young Uchiha’s first night as an Anbu Black Operative. He was
going to be put into a team of three of whom he hadn’t been
informed of yet. High class operatives were in short number at the
moment due to a larger scale mission over in Suna after rumours of
mutiny against the Konoha alliance. There always has to be least ten
Ops at all times guarding the perimeter of the village so, only
Itachi and the two spare shinobi he didn’t know about yet were
left to take on this last minute assignment.

Their
mission was to sneak past the borders of Rain Country, a nation
widely known for its brutal and merciless collection of killers. Not
to mention the weather was always damp, if you were lucky. Torrential
rain left rivers in constant overflow and city limits had to be
maintained five times more than any other country because the
strength and regularity of the rain fall wore away at the barriers
that helped to keep villages from flooding every month. Once over the
borderlines, they were to begin the search for someone named in the
bingo-book as ‘long overdue’. The wanted felon wasn’t
exactly high class enough to be taken seriously straight away but
Leaf informants had details that knocked the wanted man up a few
pegs. They had the names of a few hang-out spots and bars but other
than that, it was an old fashioned bounty hunt. It could last between
a few days to months depending on how well this guy could keep his
head down.

Sasuke
seemed a lot more excited about his older Brother’s mission
than Itachi was, but then kids that age get excited over anything
that only adults were allowed to do. It meant the Mother of the
Brother’s wouldn’t stop nagging her youngest to leave
Itachi alone and let him get enough rest before his mission. The
elder Brother would then push his Mother’s buttons further by
answering every question Sasuke could think of, even if some weren’t
about a mission. This was how he wanted to spend his evening anyway.
Every ninja is told at one stage or another that their lives could be
cut short any day and most of the people they will train and grow up
with won’t make it past the age of thirty five, if they were
lucky. So, why should Itachi spend the day lying around, mulling over
something he had to do tomorrow that might kill him? No, that was
wasteful. By the afternoon, their Mother had given up her
negotiations and the Brother’s were engaged in some target
practice when Shisui strolled by with Itachi’s mission script.
Itachi wasn’t even surprised to see a hint of a smirk on his
best friend’s face; Shisui must have peaked at the mission
script again. But, what could he possibly know that was making him
give that cocky look? It’s just a mission.

“You’re
going to truly hate that old Hokage for this one, Itachi”

Oh,
great. When is Shisui going to give up this personal quest of his to
get Itachi riled-up like the younger Uchiha was some sort girl he
liked and Shisui was a prepubescent kid who didn’t realise he
liked the girl with the big glasses? The ‘body of flicker’
ninja seemed to think his younger friend didn’t show enough
emotion on a daily basis and it was making him far too old for his
own good. Teasing never worked, mainly because there was nothing that
you could possibly tease that stubborn weasel about. Itachi never did
or said anything embarrassing, even at a young age when kids say all
kinds of weird and awkward stuff that comes back to haunt them later
in life. Shisui figured it might have something to with that night of
the nine tails. The younger Uchiha was only four at the time but it
must have left some lingering scar that kept the young Uchiha on a
tight, mental leash. Shisui had even tried some sly, schoolboy
tactics in hopes it might provoke the younger Uchiha’s into
freaking out. However, the damn weasel was too sly and clever to be
fooled into walking into the women’s changing rooms.

Today
was different though. Today Shisui finally had some leverage that
might finally piss Itachi off completely. The younger Uchiha plucked
the scroll from his best friend and, inch by inch, his eyebrows
slowly rose up. It wasn’t a significant facial expression
compared to the livid and hysterical version Shisui had in his head
but it was still something that he could poke and prod at a little.

“I’m
being paired up with Kakashi Hatake and Maito Gai?”

“I
feel for ya, ‘tachi. Stuck with a pervert like that for god
knows how long. Good luck to ya”

“That
Kakashi doesn’t bother me”, Itachi said as he rolled the
scroll back up. Shisui was obviously trying to push some buttons that
Itachi didn’t have. What was the big deal anyway? The younger
Uchiha had been on missions once or twice with the Copy Ninja before
and he was harmless. All he did was read a dirty book now and then.

“Oh,
I didn’t mean Kakashi”

“Excuse
me?” And the trap is set.

“I
meant Gai. That guy’s a right weirdo”

“A
bowl-cut doesn’t make you a weirdo. It just means you have a
bowl-cut”

“Sure.
He just earned the name ‘Virgin Breaker’ by smiling all
day” Oh come on! Maito Gai? The guy is a joke, a joke that
could open the seven inner gates and could be rivalled by few at
speed but, still a joke. Shisui was going to have to be very clever
if he was ever going to get the young Uchiha to believe a word.

“Oh
that’s right”, the older Uchiha said as he folded his
arms; a body language trait that seemed to accompany everything else
that came with being an Uchiha. “This is your first mission as
an ANBU right?”

“Quit
playing the fool, Shisui and get on with whatever piece of elaborate
trash you’ve concocted so I can forget it and get back to
playing with Sasuke. He’s getting impatient”

“It’s
training
and
I am NOT!” A voice from not too far off called out.

“And
you quit poking your nose in other people’s conversations,
Sasuke”, the older Brother called back. “Mother’s
been on at you about that. I’ll be around in a minute”

Shisui
smiled to himself. He regarded Itachi as a younger Brother from time
to time but he often wondered what it would have been like to really
have Brother’s like Itachi and Sasuke. It would be like now,
ironically. An older brother doing everything he can to freak the
younger one out the day before he started school. It wasn’t
quite the same but let’s see just how far Shisui can take this.
The older Uchiha leaned forward, one hand covering the side of his
mouth and a very sincere look of concern on his face.

“I’m
serious though, Itachi. I know he seems like a nice guy once you get
used to the volume he bellows at but I’m really warning you
know. He’s got a thing for virgins”

“So
do you” Shisui held his tongue for a moment, not wanting to
break the flow of concern he’d already had going. Was it his
fault that underage girls found him so attractive? He wasn’t
that much older than them was he? Wait, back to the point at hand.

“Look
just....do me a favour and keep an eye out okay? He’ll be real
friendly like he’s known you for years but as soon as he gets
into mission mode.....just be careful okay” Shisui glanced
around, as if he had the feeling that someone was watching them.
Hopefully Itachi bought it. Then, the older Uchiha walked away,
giving a solemn wave as he passed the family crest on the bordering
wall and was gone.

XXXX

Rain
country was a two day run minimum. Gai suggested they make it in half
a day and just got the ‘your nuts’ look for probably the
millionth time in his life. At least he wasn’t wearing that
strange outfit of his. Green spandex? Itachi thought to himself that
even if he lived to the withered old age of the Hokage, he would
never see anything as bizarre or visually disturbing as a grown man
with a bowl cut and tight fitting, green spandex. Complete with
bright orange legs warmers, his mind added with a chime. Anbu’s
were meant to look distinctive but there was a limit and a strict
requirement thank God. A dark black form fitting suit, light weight
armour, weapon of choice and your mask was all you needed and it
insured the young Uchiha that he wouldn’t accidentally get a
glimpse of Gai from the wrong angle when the bowl cut bent over.

Tonight
was the infiltration. Get in, change into civilian clothes and act
natural. Find what information could be coaxed out the neighbours.
From there, work the bars and underground clubs until the right name
popped up and pursue it. Old fashioned and time consuming but people
are your best way of finding people who don’t want to be found.
As soon as they located their wanted man, it was a choice between:
take him down then and there and deal with any back-up the guy has on
the spot or the classic stalk and ambush. This guy may be a wanted
criminal but he wasn’t fast, strong or smart enough to out
manoeuvre three Anbu. It was simple enough to get past the city
limits. This particular village couldn’t afford or maintain the
advanced security Konoha was privileged to have. From there, the trio
took residence in one of the abandoned slum housings. To the people
of Konoha, it was probably broken down shed of a house but for the
poor, hungry and wet of Rain country, it was shelter. All the houses
around here slum or otherwise, were built to withstand the rain so
these three didn’t have to worry about drowning in rain while
they slept and they were sturdy enough to withstand the cold air; it
wouldn’t kill them as long as they kept active. Once they were
tucked away in a dark little corner of the town, they changed into
civilian wear; waterproof leggings and jacket. Simple, cheap and
inconspicuous. Both Kakashi and Gai had previous experience in Rain
Country so they took it upon themselves to be the first to start the
search and report back to Itachi with a game plan that night when
they returned. It was standard procedure, one must always stay back
in case the other two never made it back and there was still someone
to alert the village

Itachi
passed the rainy hours with meditation and a stray ball he found
while searching though boxes in the basement beneath the old house.
The meditation kept his mind clear of the natural paranoia that often
came with being a ninja of Itachi’s status and the strain he’d
had aching through his neck. He must have slept in an odd way again.
Suddenly, a loud thud came from above and echoed around the old frame
of the building. Itachi gracefully rose from his sitting position,
elegantly unsheathing the large, silent blade from his back. Another
thud. Itachi put the sword back and threw another bundle of paper
shreds into the fire he’d made earlier. He hadn’t really
cared if it lured a scumbag or two, he could take care of himself and
he hated being cold for long periods of time. Two heads crawled in,
one a mass of soaked, silver spikes and the other a beetle-black bowl
cut, from the hole in the wall that could have been classified as a
window for the last people that took shelter here but it was still a
hole in the wall. The older pair didn’t have to worry about
using it as an entrance; it would be a familiar site to anyone
watching. The doorway was warped and swollen with years of abuse,
opening it would probably mean breaking it and this hell-hole was
cold enough as it is.

“We
brought food!” Gai bellowed as he shook his hair like a dog.

“And
something to wash it down”, Kakashi added in a much less
dramatic drone. Itachi have sighed and near enough scolded his
comrades for this disregard to their mission but he was still the new
guy and it wouldn’t do well to be a sore in everyone sides on
his first ANBU mission. The older two hoisted off their rucksacks and
proceeded to pull out an assortment of packaged foods and sake
bottles. What the hell is this? Shouldn’t they fasting in food
pills and water rations? The professional aspect of being an ANBU
seemed to wither away little by little the more Itachi spent with
these two. However, Itachi was pretty hungry and those sandwiches
didn’t look half bad. Fine. If these two ‘professionals’
can get away with it then Itachi Uchiha wasn’t going to be the
exception.

“We
found our guy”, Gai declared as everyone chowed down. Well,
about time. “But we’ve got a big problem. Turns out this
guy actually does have some brain matter. He hangs out in an
underground club that caters to men of his certain tastes and it’s
crawling with high class outlaws. I swear I could smell the
debauchery”. Itachi took a sip of his sake. The ANBU were
trained to have their bodies tackle all sort of poisonous infection
from enemies and even Itachi’s young body could take a few
bottles of the strong stuff before it had any effect on him.

“We
have a plan but it’s going to take a hell of amount of good
acting to pull it off. If we were to just jump in and snatch the guy,
we’d have half of the bingo book aiming their knives at Konoha.
This is where you come in, Itachi. We need you to lure the guy out
and get him somewhere secluded. No one will care about him once he’s
gone. They’ll just see it as another rouge ninja who got bored
of where he was and took off”

“And
how am I supposed to do that, Kakashi?” Itachi kept a stern
face; it seemed the situation was finally getting serious. Gai
brought his bottle down with a loud thud, catching the young Uchiha’s
attention.

“Ever
been a rent boy before, Itachi?”

XXXX

Too
tight. Too tight. Too FUCKING tight! Itachi wriggled and plucked the
leather wedgie of out his ass for the hundredth time in the last
hour. As soon as this mission was over and done with, he was going to
burn Gai’s hair and eye brows off. Apperently, their wanted man
had a thing for ‘rent boys’, as Gai liked to put it. In
other words, underage whores for sale. The acting Itachi could live
with; luring the guy and maybe having to seduce him Itachi could bite
down and bare the brunt of. But was there a real need for leather
shorts? They itch like hell and they sweat a lot which means they
itch more! Gai had taken it upon himself to dress Itachi up for the
part. Where he got the clothes and why he insisted on them, Itachi
felt he was better off not knowing. For some reason the big green
giant kept apologising every time the young Uchiha had to adjust
himself.

He’ll
be real friendly like he’s known you for years

There
was a broken old mirror in the room Itachi had changed in earlier.
He’d smeared away the caked on dirt and took a long, awkward
look at himself. His hair was untied and fell over his near-naked
shoulders. Half his torso was wrapped in some sort of black, leather,
straight jacket with no sleeves or straps or locks but the Uchiha
still had this lingering concern his might not be able to get back
out of it. The shorts, oh God the fucking shorts. Itachi was certain
he could take a pair of the briefs he owned at age four and they
would feel no different compared to these mother fuckers. His ANBU
tattoo had to be covered up with a few small straps that looked like
a miniature belt with a shiny silver buckle. To help them not look so
out of place, Gai had brought a handful and put two of each of
Itachi’s arms and one his ankle to help conceal and small sharp
instrument. The little blade wouldn’t do much damage but it
would be handy of catching the guy off guard for that split second to
take him down with a harsher attack. Yup, he looked like the perfect
little rent boy for any sicko out there.

“There
we go. You look perfect”, Gai proclaimed, folding his arms
across his chest and smiling broadly.

“I
look like a slut”, Itachi groaned as he tried twisting against
this corset of a top. The Uchiha could hear that Kakashi bastard
sniggering to himself behind the door. “Fuck you, Hatake!”
Once again, Itachi had to pull the leather wedgie loose again.

The
club Gai and Kakashi had talked about was definitely secluded. The
trio were underground, walking through one tunnel after another. Old
pipes that dripped a foul, wet stench adorned the bricked layered
walls and rats twice the size of your foot hissed and scurried by
occasionally. There was only one reason for a club to be this out of
bounds and that was to keep regular or unwanted people away.
Eventually, they came to a door made of steel and more than likely
heavily bolted on the other side. Before Itachi assumed they were
going to knock it down, Gai suddenly turned around with a strange
looking item attached to a chain in his hand. Itachi quickly
recognised it as a large, thick collar and tried his best to think it
must be for one of Kakashi’s dogs but, instead, he sighed
heavily when his trained mind put all the pieces together.

“Now
don’t forget, Itachi”, said Gai as he strapped the collar
around the young ninja’s slim neck. “Act the part”

“Would
it too much trouble to have a little direction as to what kind acting
you’re wanting?” Itachi already knew the answer but he
had to hear it to clarify and shut his head up for five minutes. Who
knows, this could even be fun if he tried. No. Never will. Not with
Gai leading him by the neck and Kakashi snickering behind his dirty
book. The older pair had suited up, literally. Itachi wasn’t
the only one who was going to have to do a little bit of acting
tonight. Gai had to play the pimp sporting Itachi around like a prize
winning bitch while Kakashi would hang back and wait for the right
guy to pop up. From there, Gai would begin to bargain and if the guy
couldn’t be tempted that way then Kakashi would step in and
flaunt some cash about. Everything becomes tempting when someone else
wants it. For some reason, fancy suits emphasised the human
trafficking look Gai was going for. At least it was a simple black
suit that fitted his shape better compared to that damn spandex that
fitted a little too well. The green giant leaned in and gave a light
tug on the chain.

“Just
strut you stuff like you always do” Always do? Excuse me?

One
knock and the door followed by another. Itachi’s train of
confused thoughts were suddenly interrupted when the stench of booze,
cigarettes and something a lot stronger crashed into him like a flash
flood. The, room was lit with blood red. Every shadow stretched and
merged with one another, craftily concealing the gleam of weapons
that every scum bag in this joint owned. Some of the men here were
huge with arms the size of boulders and tempers to match no doubt.

“Remember,
Itachi. Strut” It suddenly dawned upon the young Uchiha that he
absolutely no clue how to act, let alone strut. Why was he just
realising this? No time to react, just so do something. Walk like you
always do. But there are no pockets in these damn shorts. Then just
tuck you thumbs and hurry up before Gai pulls that chain and you fall
on your ass! You never ever put much thought into walking until
you’re put on the spot but, for once, Itachi just shut his head
off and went with it.

The
looks the young Uchiha got would stay with him forever. It seems the
hunger for young, male ass isn’t few and far between in this
place. He had to play the part though and made sure to give a slight
glance at each creep that licked their lips near him. Occasionally he
even dipped his fingers tips a little deeper into his shorts and got
two birds with one stone; he was able to relieve some of the pressure
on his crotch and got one guy who had been sitting in one corner to
stand up and start following. At that moment, Gai gave a sharp pull
at the chain and looked down at Itachi with a dark glare in his usual
sparkling eyes.

“Keep
it up. You’re doing great”, the bowl cut in the suit
hissed through his teeth. Itachi was almost proud and might even
admit this was a little fun. Maybe he could fuck around a little? No
sense he shouldn’t have some play-time on his birthday right?
So, the young Uchiha took a little trip and made sure to catch
himself by the collar of Gai’s suit jacket. The naughty ebony
ever so slightly let his hips come into contact with the older man
and took sweet pride in watching the sleazy bastards around him
fucking crumble at just how good he was at playing the dirty rent
boy.

“I’m
sorry, Boss. It’s just...you haven’t let me in so long.
No fucking I could take and I promised no oral but must you really
take away my masturbating privileges? That's so evil” Itachi
was suddenly lifted into the air by his collar. Gai clutched it
between his finger and Itachi’s neck. That’s gonna leave
a nasty bruise in the morning.

“Don’t
get snippy with me, boy. Just think how tight that ass will be now
that I haven’t let a soul touch it in weeks. As for this-“Now
maybe grabbing him by the crotch was a little too far but the squeak
Itachi let slip definitely caught the attention the guy following
them. “You’ll probably cum twenty times in a night with
all the juice you’ve got stored up. Now sit!” Gai dropped
Itachi and roughly shoved him to the ground by the head to make the
Uchiha sit like a disobedient dog while that oddly,
dirty-talking-giant took a seat at the bar. Well.....that was
definitely a side to Gai that Itachi didn’t think existed.
Maybe Shisui was right about some things but Itachi didn’t
dwell on it. He had a job to do.

From
the ground level, Itachi couldn’t see much other than the
shadows, tables, feet and creeps from odd angles. He couldn’t
see Kakashi either. The slick pervert must have mingled with one of
the crowds somewhere to make it look like he’s just walked in
with Gai as a coincidence. It didn’t take long for the guy they
were looking for to show his face and he wasn’t looking very
far away from where Itachi was sitting. The young Uchiha’s mid
flashed back to the file he’d read about this guy’s
profile: last worked in the administration office of Konoha after a
back injury rendered him useless as a ninja. He got pissed and sought
the help of illegal medical assistance from enemy countries and
helped them sneak in. He paid them with all the medical supplies,
potions and poisons they could carry. They took more than their fair
share and to boot, a few helpless citizen along the way. It seems the
wicked and sick acts awakened some inner sicko in the guy and used
his renewed strength to overpower the young and helpless. Now it
seems he’s willing to pay to get something a little spicier
into his diet.

His
picture in the file definitely needed updating. His clean-cut hair
and face had moulded and cut itself up into a mess of dirty-blonde
straw that jutted out at n had a numerous angles and his face had a
couple of burns and small scars. Itachi’s guess they came with
his trade when it tried to fight back. He’d increased in muscle
mass too and was nearly the same size as Gai minus an inch or two in
height. Hopefully that was the majority of it but you don’t get
to hang out in a place like this unless you own it or you can protect
yourself while in it. The man they were after turned himself toward
Gai while placing a hang on Itachi’s head and threading his
fingers through the jet-black locks.

“How
much for him?” Short, sweet and to the point.

“That
depends. Stand up”, Gai commanded. “How much you got? He
ain’t cheap you know” The guy leaned in very close, eye
to eye and he reeked of the strong stuff. Out of the blue, he
clutched Itachi by the hips and lifted the young Uchiha up onto the
counter. Itachi had a quick enough eye to pick out an attack stance
from a mile away and let the guy poke and prod away as he pleased.

“Oh,
I don’t doubt that”, he groaned, cupping Itachi by the
chin. “He looks clean too. Not a needle mark on him, not even
between the toes. You keep your all your boys as healthy as this
one?”

“Damn
straight. The dirty ones sell themselves short and I lose profit. I
keep my mine clean with full bellies. However, they’re not
entirely spoilt as you can see.” Gai emphasised his point with
a tight tug on the chain. “Well trained too so, how much are
you willing to part with?”

“How
long does five grand get me?” The guy never took his eyes away
from Itachi’s crotch.

“That
would normally get you the night of your life if it weren’t for
one thing.”

“And
what might that be my good man?” Itachi nearly jumped from the
counter when a pair of deft hands looped around his stomach and
pulled him into a sturdy built chest. Itachi recognised the voice
instantly.

“I
already bought him for twenty” Kakashi’s hands were
drifting dangerously close to a very private place. Well, at least
the pervert he expected had returned to the scene but it was a bit
odd that no-one was asking where the original barman went. Keep it
above the waist Kakashi. The act only has to go so far you know. “I
think that should give me the night of my life over and over again.
Wouldn’t you agree?” What is Hatake up to? We already got
the guy jumping on his toes. “Although, I have no objections to
sharing. I happen to like watching” Oh, now it made sense.
Kakashi and Gai must be worried this guy could pull something when
no-one was around. If this guy took the bait then it means it would
be two on one and they could take this guy down quicker.

“Not
gonna happen, masked man. I want all
of
him”, he took hold of Itachi’s crotch causing the
startled Uchiha to gasp aloud. Gai quickly stepped in and pried the
guy’s hand away quite roughly, letting this creep know that you
keep your hands off the merchandise until you pay for it. Poor Itachi
didn’t have much time to recuperate from that sudden
molestation because Kakashi was back to being all touchy feely.

“Such
a shame”, the copy ninja droned in a deep tone. Itachi was in
trouble. Kakashi was touching him up way too much for comfort and if
he got boner now, in these fucking tight shorts, that perverted
bastard would never let the Uchiha forget it. Itachi didn’t
have much choice though. He could tell Kakashi to back off but that
would blow their cover so, he had to sit, grin and bear it but FUCK
it was getting hard in more ways than one. “He evens moans like
a virgin”, Kakashi hummed. Shit, when had Itachi moaned? Not
good. Not good. Fucking hurry up, Gai. This is torture.

“Fuck
you. I don’t share anything, Freak”. At that moment,
Kakashi let go and shoved Itachi forward nearly knocking him off the
counter.

“He’s
boring now. Games aren’t fun with only two in the bed”

“Fine
by me and you know what? I’ll throw in a full twenty five grand
just to make up for the money this poor provider would have lost, on
one small condition”

“That
would be?” Gai perked up when attention was back on him and
even seemed disappointed that the show was over. Oh fuck, was Shisui
telling the truth after all?

“He’s
cleaner than soap bubbles right?”

“He’s
never even had crabs”, Gai mused.

“Then
I get to have him bareback. I know paranoid gentlemen like yourself
check out the guys you try to sell to first and don’t think for
one minute I don’t know what you’re up to. You’ve
had this barman
check
my out my history haven’t you? So, do I get to ride his ass
with the jacket off or what? Surely twenty five G’s gets me
that?”

“I
can’t argue with a man who’s willing to fork out that
many greens. Deal” Itachi wasn’t sure if being yanked by
the neck a was blessing in disguise or he was being led into
something way over his head. He wasn’t going to complain
though. They got the guy and all that was left to do was lead him
somewhere secluded and take him down. The young Uchiha looked over
his shoulder as he was led out the door and saw Gai give him a quick
wink before the door closed and separated them.

It
was raining again. Not heavily this time but it was the kind of
rainfall that somehow managed to soak you in minutes despite how
light it was. They soon came to some sort of storage area filled with
metal crates as long and tall as some of the larger houses in Konoha.
Perfect. No one around. Although, it seems their guy had the same
idea and was much quicker on his feet than Itachi had predicted.
Itachi’s chain was yanked forward and his body was caught and
slammed into the corrugated metal of one of the crates. Itachi
fighting instincts caused him to lash out and he thrust a knee into
the guy’s stomach. Hard. Shit! Surely this guy was going to
catch on now?

“You’ve
got fight in you, boy. That’s more like it. Weak women lay back
and take it like dogs” Or maybe not. Maybe Itachi could even
get in a punch or two and the guy would just take it as foreplay? The
guy darted forward, his hands shooting out on either side of Itachi’s
head and nearly crushed the metal beneath them. “Say ‘ah’,
pretty boy” Where the fuck were Kakashi and Gai? He wasn’t
really going have to do stuff with this guy was he? It was
traumatising enough being molested in front of a crowd. If those two
didn’t hurry then Itachi was going to have to finish the job
himself. Well, they did go to all the bother of finding the guy and
there was no way Itachi was going to suffer this kind of humiliation
for much longer. Time to take action. Itachi leaned back against the
uncomforatable metal surface and raised his arms high above his head.
He let the cold, polluted stench of the rain roll down his bare skin
as he raised his knee, making sure it rubbed the guy the right way to
keep him distracted long for Itachi to reach the blade concealed in
the ankle strap.

“What
a perfect little slut”, the guy came closer. Just one more inch
and Itachi would have him. Suddenly, Itachi heard a click from the
side of his right ear and then a sharp pinch in his neck. Oh fuck!
The guy is packing needles! Don’t panic. Anbu metabolisms are
far more advanced and can deal with the majority of poisons for a
significant amount time

“I
must say, boy. You’re little team really knows how to act. But
you can’t fool a man who played an entire village for fools. Oh
and by the way, that isn’t poison flowing through your system.
Feel that slight burn moving down your neck? Soon it’ll reach
your heart, making it beat like crazy. It’ll cause your whole
body to pulse until you can no longer control it. Pretty soon, it’ll
reach here”, he poked Itachi’s forehead. “And
here”, he cupped Itachi soaked crotch and wasted no time in
fondling. There was a feral and mad look in this guy’s eye but
Itachi was suddenly feeling to dizzy to notice. His whole body was
sagging under its own weight and the Uchiha could feel a fever rising
rapidly.

“What....the
fuck....did you inject me with.....you bastard!” Itachi was
wheezing. His lungs were burning up badly and he could barely muster
the strength to keep this guy off him.

“You’re
fighting this stuff off quite well, boy. Others are usually on their
knees by now with their ass in the air. It won’t last though,
you’ll see”. Itachi heard an echo behind him and was
overcome with the feeling of falling backwards. Everything went dark
and the rain suddenly stopped. Itachi called out as his back landed
hard on what felt like a concrete floor and the sound of a door
slammed shut and echoed throughout a confined space. The scrambled
remains of Itachi’s conscious figured out that this guy had
opened the door to one of the crates and had now locked them both
inside. The place reeked and musk, blood and decay. This must be
where this sicko likes to do his dirty work. Come on, Itachi. Get up.
Get UP! Itachi hissed as his hair was viciously gripped and pulled up
high. His near lifeless body was thrown into a wall and he slowly
slid down to the ground. His head was thrust up and made a loud bang
as it hit the metal behind it. There was dim light that allowed
Itachi to see and it made him fearful for his life.

“I
said, ‘say ah’, pretty boy and suck it like a good little
bitch” No. NO! NO! Kakashi! Gai! HELP!

XXXX

MEANWHILE,
BACK AT THE BAR.......

"Did
you really have to rape him with your hands, Kakashi?" Gai took
a sip of the drink the grey haired ninja had served him. For some
reason the copy ninja had taken up positon of barman quite seriously
but quickly gave it up to sit with Gai at a table in the corner.

"Oh,
it was harmless fun. Besides, I think he kind of liked it" Gai
was pretty sure that perverted Hatake was grining behind that mask of
his.

"You're
a credit to your family name and the ninja community, do you know
that?"

"Calm
the jam, Gai. We got the creep didn't we and made a little bonus on
top of it." Gai often thought of reconsidering his choice of
rivalry but always remembered it was Kakashi's skills he loved
challenging, not the ever changing personality. Gai took one last
swig and wiped his mouth clean before getting up.

"Speaking
of which, we better get moving. Itachi must have got the guy
somewhere private by now. Do you think it was a good idea to let him
do it on his own?"

"Why
not? His first mission and his birthday all one night, all we need is
a hooker, some pickles and we've your twenty first all over again"
Kakashi suddenly cringed at that repressed memory but silently agreed
that letting Itachi actually catch the guy would be a good thing. It
would go down in the report and be recognised for future missions.
The older two would tell the younger one day that this was a
tradition in the Anbu. Even the most highly skilled of Shinobi feel
intimidated by the ANBU and this was the teams way of letting new
recruits know that they weren't all the big bad monsters they were
made out to be. Still, a birthday cake wouldn't be too much to add
when they all got back. Birthdays are birthdays.

"Not
so fast, fellas" Oh shit. Well, this couldn't have come at a
better time. A large sword, twice the size and length of Gai's arms
slammed down on the table, cutting it in half with the same ease a
toothpick would to a stick of melted butter. Zabuza Momochi. One of
the seven swordsmen of the mist and he was right here in this
underground club. On top of that, the outlaw knew exactly who these
two were and wasn't going to waste time in letting every scumbag in
this place know it. Especially after the last time this trio met.
Almost every time Kakashi takes on a mission that involves him being
in rain country he runs into this sword weilding maniac and each time
there was a massive brawl. So far, they were at a stale mate from all
their previous encounters but, with an entire bar full of psychopaths
who wouldn't need to think twice about chopping up two leaf ninjas.

"Please
tell me you're packing somthing in that monkey suit of yours, Gai?"

"Not
much. We're going to have to bring out the big guns to take this guy
out but we need to get to Itachi as soon as"

"Tell
that to them" Kakashi bit his thumb and summoned his dogs in
less than a moment, leaving Gai to take the lead with a bone crushing
punch. The leaf pair weren't shy about catching any attention because
it was bound to happen sooner or later. However, this wasn't the time
to take half the bingo book on just for the fun of it. They had to
get back to Itachi incase anything went wrong. The knew the Uchiha
could handle himself but it every ninja's duty to look out for his
comrades. Kakashi's dogs were able to distract the room for a good
two mintues and that gave the leaf pair the chance to jump and bolt
for the door. There a loud poof as the dogs vanished, followed by
loud cusses and death threats. It's always nice to meet old friends
and make new ones along the way.

Faithful
little Pacun was still around and was quick as always to pick up
Itachi's scent. Even in downpour he could find a duck in a pond.

"Hey,
Kakashi!" Pacun stopped for a second and gave the air a curious
sniff. "I don't like this"

"What
did you find?"

"Gamma
hydroxybutyric acid" Gai and Kakashi frose and looked at each
with an unprofessinal ease. The scenerio was already playing in their
minds. They'd been tricked and now Itachi was paying the price with
GHB in his system. Shit on a stick!

"Where
is Itachi, Pakun"

"I'm
not sure. He's somewhere amoungst these crates but even can't smell
though metal but i'll try to narrow it down" That was going to
take up time they couldn't waste but it was all they had. However,
one, loud, gut-wrenching noise gave them all a pin-point location and
they swarmed in it less than a second. The older ninjas were silently
praying for their young friend's life as they kicked and punched
every bit of that crate they could find until one section gave in and
opened up to reveal a door. Fresh blood. The thick, nauseaticing
stench of it hung in the air and cries of anguish echoed like a
madman's chants.

The
older two immediately called out Itachi's name the only response they
got was a cry for help. Kakashi channeled chakra into his left eye
and darted everywhere and could have popped out the socket at the
shocking sight.

"Help.....me"
The guy they had been after was sprawled on the floor, crying
desperately in pain and bleeding to death from the crotch.
"Guys.....help" Itachi was face down in a corner, his
chakra depleating way too rabidly and he close to lifeless. Shit. Gai
was first to the young Uchiha's aid, quickly picking him up and
carrying him outside. The wounds were worse for wear now that there
was some light. It looks like before the guy had a chance to lose all
his blood, he taken the chance to kick and punch Itachi to death. The
young Uchiha was covered in bruises and slashes; one eye was swelling
into an ungly colour, his arm looked broken and from the sound of his
breathing , a few broken ribs too.

"Itachi!
You in there. Blink if you can hear me"

"Gai?"
The green giant perked Itachi up, resting the young Uchiha's back
against a propped up knee so he could keep any blood that might
filling his lungs to a minimum.

"Tell....Kakashi....he's
fucking dead.....for touching me up"

As
if hearing his name, Kakashi poked his head out.

"Ungrateful
brat. I dare you to find anyone who gets a cock hard as good as me"

"Fuck
you....pervert", Itachi even managed to break out into a smile
before couching up some blood for good measure.

A/N:
Originally, I wanted to create a really really dirty scene between
these three and looked so wrong (lovely) in my head but, as I was
writing this, that just didn't seem right, at least not for this
chapter anyway. So, I guess that means there is room for another
chapter ^_^
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