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Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,502
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, and I do not make any money from these writings. All rights belong to Kishimoto.
Kono-Vista
Author Notes: I am psycho, but this HAD to be done. Definitely. Enjoyyyy!!!
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“I stuff my coin roll
Into the gaping frog mouth
Indeed, he is full.
Thank you.”
Naruto, standing at the podium, paused for a response from the small audience gathered in the club room. Crickets.
As he sighed, defeated, the pink-haired girl sitting near the front of the room caught his attention. She was baring her teeth at him, similar to how a chimpanzee grimaces before it rips someone’s face off. Her head then uncontrollably jerked to the left over and over again.
Behind her sat a rather pretty, fair-skinned boy with jet black hair. He was smiling to himself while drawing something on his forearm. He was dressed in what appeared to be the school’s cheerleading uniform. He sported the typical male track-pants, but his uniform top was extremely form-fitting. It was so form-fitting in fact, that the boy’s midriff was exposed, revealing his delicate, yet muscular abdominals. Sai’s wearing girls cheerleading clothes again, Naruto thought to himself.
Near the back of the room was another black-haired boy who looked very much like Sai, but with longer hair. He was reclined comfortably in his chair and counting sheep. Even asleep, he was disgustingly good looking. Naruto wanted to kunai his face.
Haku stood next to the desk and glanced at himself in the mirror, that he created using his kekkei-genkai. It was Ice Mirror, which allowed him to create a reflective surface at anytime of the day. “Naruto… that was interesting. It didn’t have much imagery in it, but luckily, as it’s a haiku, it doesn’t need much. However, I did love the imagery of the coin-rolls in the frog’s mouth. It gives me such a glorious mental image.” Haku smiled, and the club members glanced at each other. They had noticed their leader had not glanced Naruto’s way at all while he critiqued the poem. “Next up, loves,” Haku continued, “is Sai.”
Sai looked around, his eyes bore into everyone’s eyes who dared glance his way.
Emotionless as always, he stood up, his muscles taut as they moved with him, the snake he had drawn on his arm danced with every movement, the lights shining on it, forming a horribly beautiful look. He walked to the stand and stared at the students who waited, apprehensively.
“Shino’s head lice has
migrated below my crotch
O’ the itchiness!”
The club members stared…. And stared… And stared. A bubble of laughter formed in a dark corner, and it waved against the room. Naruto couldn’t believe what he was hearing! Neither could anyone else.
Sasuke Uchiha had finally woken up and raised a dark eyebrow, perfect in every way, toward Sai and let out a small “Hn.” He had expected it, to say the least. Sai was notorious for saying the hard truth, with no emotions. He just couldn’t believe it was written for a school organization…
“GOD DAMN CUNT ASS MOTHER FUCKING BITCH ASS FUCK FACE, BIG COCK AND SEE ASS CLAP, BITCH!”
Everyone’s heads turned to the source of the sudden outburst, as though they were marionettes trapped on a string. Even Sai was staring at the girl: Sakura Haruno.
“Uh…………………………….. Guess it’s your turn, Sakura….” Haku stated.
The pinkette stood up, twitching and grimacing. No one could wait for what she was about to say. Yes, even Sasuke, the ice prince, wanted to know what she had written…
“The roses lie there--
FUCKING BITCH, CUNT ASS SUCKER--
forgotten in wind.”
They stared.. Even worse than they did when Sai was reciting his poem. What the hell was with the students in this club?! Sakura didn’t seem to realise anything was wrong, and waited for the applause. She thought it was a good poem, and was disappointed when the sound of cold, tainted air met her ears.
“…” was everyone’s reaction to the poem….
“THAT WAS UNBELIEVEABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” The club members stared at their leader and widened their eyes as they realised he was actually looking at her. “You have such a way with words, Sakura-chan. I’m impressed! Because of you, everyone gets a free cookieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”
As everyone was leaving (with cookies), a note was dropped in front of Sasuke. He opened it, read it, and “hn”d in response. He would have to meet the person who left the scrawls later…
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Author Notes: yeah yeah, no yaoi this chapter. No yuri. Maybe not even Yaoi next chapter. Depends what I decide ;).
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“I stuff my coin roll
Into the gaping frog mouth
Indeed, he is full.
Thank you.”
Naruto, standing at the podium, paused for a response from the small audience gathered in the club room. Crickets.
As he sighed, defeated, the pink-haired girl sitting near the front of the room caught his attention. She was baring her teeth at him, similar to how a chimpanzee grimaces before it rips someone’s face off. Her head then uncontrollably jerked to the left over and over again.
Behind her sat a rather pretty, fair-skinned boy with jet black hair. He was smiling to himself while drawing something on his forearm. He was dressed in what appeared to be the school’s cheerleading uniform. He sported the typical male track-pants, but his uniform top was extremely form-fitting. It was so form-fitting in fact, that the boy’s midriff was exposed, revealing his delicate, yet muscular abdominals. Sai’s wearing girls cheerleading clothes again, Naruto thought to himself.
Near the back of the room was another black-haired boy who looked very much like Sai, but with longer hair. He was reclined comfortably in his chair and counting sheep. Even asleep, he was disgustingly good looking. Naruto wanted to kunai his face.
Haku stood next to the desk and glanced at himself in the mirror, that he created using his kekkei-genkai. It was Ice Mirror, which allowed him to create a reflective surface at anytime of the day. “Naruto… that was interesting. It didn’t have much imagery in it, but luckily, as it’s a haiku, it doesn’t need much. However, I did love the imagery of the coin-rolls in the frog’s mouth. It gives me such a glorious mental image.” Haku smiled, and the club members glanced at each other. They had noticed their leader had not glanced Naruto’s way at all while he critiqued the poem. “Next up, loves,” Haku continued, “is Sai.”
Sai looked around, his eyes bore into everyone’s eyes who dared glance his way.
Emotionless as always, he stood up, his muscles taut as they moved with him, the snake he had drawn on his arm danced with every movement, the lights shining on it, forming a horribly beautiful look. He walked to the stand and stared at the students who waited, apprehensively.
“Shino’s head lice has
migrated below my crotch
O’ the itchiness!”
The club members stared…. And stared… And stared. A bubble of laughter formed in a dark corner, and it waved against the room. Naruto couldn’t believe what he was hearing! Neither could anyone else.
Sasuke Uchiha had finally woken up and raised a dark eyebrow, perfect in every way, toward Sai and let out a small “Hn.” He had expected it, to say the least. Sai was notorious for saying the hard truth, with no emotions. He just couldn’t believe it was written for a school organization…
“GOD DAMN CUNT ASS MOTHER FUCKING BITCH ASS FUCK FACE, BIG COCK AND SEE ASS CLAP, BITCH!”
Everyone’s heads turned to the source of the sudden outburst, as though they were marionettes trapped on a string. Even Sai was staring at the girl: Sakura Haruno.
“Uh…………………………….. Guess it’s your turn, Sakura….” Haku stated.
The pinkette stood up, twitching and grimacing. No one could wait for what she was about to say. Yes, even Sasuke, the ice prince, wanted to know what she had written…
“The roses lie there--
FUCKING BITCH, CUNT ASS SUCKER--
forgotten in wind.”
They stared.. Even worse than they did when Sai was reciting his poem. What the hell was with the students in this club?! Sakura didn’t seem to realise anything was wrong, and waited for the applause. She thought it was a good poem, and was disappointed when the sound of cold, tainted air met her ears.
“…” was everyone’s reaction to the poem….
“THAT WAS UNBELIEVEABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” The club members stared at their leader and widened their eyes as they realised he was actually looking at her. “You have such a way with words, Sakura-chan. I’m impressed! Because of you, everyone gets a free cookieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”
As everyone was leaving (with cookies), a note was dropped in front of Sasuke. He opened it, read it, and “hn”d in response. He would have to meet the person who left the scrawls later…
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Author Notes: yeah yeah, no yaoi this chapter. No yuri. Maybe not even Yaoi next chapter. Depends what I decide ;).