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Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,086
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
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Mr. Konoha
Mr. Konoha
By msuzumaki ^_^
Disclaimer - I earn no profit from writing this story. All characters belong to the rightful owner.
AN: I was in the middle of an exam when this came to me. I had to get it out of my head.
You know we all love these guys, so which one of them would you pick to be the winner in the end. I’m still not sure what will become of this but I did it for my amusement so I’m just sharing.
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Welcome everyone to the 2009 Mr. Konoha Competition, I Yamato will be your host for this evening.
I must say that this year’s contestants are a very fine bunch if I do say so myself. (Can’t you just picture Yamato being a super perv? lol) Let me introduce you to the panel of judges. Our first judge is a well known perv…ahh part of the legendary sannin the great…
“I am the great JIRAIYA-SAMA, ladies and guys all stare in awe of my greatness!!!”
Hey don’t upstage me gramps!! (Don’t you just love it when Tenzou gets annoyed hehehe)
Hn, moving along our next judge is one of the most formidable forces within these walls of Konoha our very own interrogation and torture expert Morino Ibiki sempai.
*Ibiki just sits there looking like his formidable self *_* what did you expect?*
Moving along our next judge is a well loved ninja in the village; he is dear to all of us. He’s known for making jounin and anbu alike shiver in fear and excitement, Konoha Academy’s very own adorable and sweet Umino Iruka sensei.
*Iruka sits all flustered and red in the face* (ain’t he just the sweetest thing you just want to glomp him to death)
And our final judge Kakashi-sempai.
*Kakashi sits and pretends to read his Icha Icha while sending intent to kill towards Tenzou for sweet talking his dolphin ^_^* (kakairu should be made a law. Proof? Why didn’t someone else save Iruka from Pein?? I REST MY CASE!!!)
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>Meanwhile backstage the contestants are getting ready<
Alright guy listen up I’ll be your backstage coordinator, my name is Menma(do you guys remember him?). Just stand in the order of your numbers ok. Ok?
Two enthusiastic Okays were heard. (I bet you can guess who those two were).
Alright boys move with the music in
5
4
3
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And now let’s meet our contestants, for our first round. The topless round!!!
^^ the crowd goes wild^^
Our first contestant is Hyuuga Neji. This fine specimen hails from the Hyuuga branch family. He is the son of Hyuuga Hiashi and is claimed to be the prodigy of the Hyuuga clan. Let’s hear it for Neji!!!!
*Neji flips his hair over his shoulder and walks to his pedestal looking as hot as ever in his standard issue jounin pants fitting him like a glove. Ohhh this boy is fine.*
Next up is the teammate of Neji. Our very own green beast of Konoha Rock Lee. It is rumored that he is the long lost son of his beloved mentor Gai-sensei. But we can’t trust the grape vine now can we? (Their eyebrows must be hereditary I tell you lmao)
“YOSH GO LEE!!! SHOW THEM THAT YOUR YOUTH!!!” (And we all know who that was even if we didn’t see the good guy pose and the blinding smile)
* Lee made his way to the pedestal dressed in his special issue green spandex jounin pants looking all toned in the right places. Hmm*
Next we have the heir to the Inuzuka Clan, Inuzuka Kiba. As you can guess this hunk hails from the dog loving clan with the most talented ninken users his side of the fire country. He is the only son of Inuzuka Tsume; give it up for Kiba folks!!!
*Kiba struts to the pedestal with a feral grin on his face like the dog that got the largest bone. Isn’t he just sexy in those pants (honestly in the shippuden episodes his pants fit his ass perfectly it’s like they are made out of black shiny latex – ok sorry for my fan girl moment)
-AND WE TAKE A BREAK FOR SOME MESSAGES-
By msuzumaki ^_^
Disclaimer - I earn no profit from writing this story. All characters belong to the rightful owner.
AN: I was in the middle of an exam when this came to me. I had to get it out of my head.
You know we all love these guys, so which one of them would you pick to be the winner in the end. I’m still not sure what will become of this but I did it for my amusement so I’m just sharing.
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Welcome everyone to the 2009 Mr. Konoha Competition, I Yamato will be your host for this evening.
I must say that this year’s contestants are a very fine bunch if I do say so myself. (Can’t you just picture Yamato being a super perv? lol) Let me introduce you to the panel of judges. Our first judge is a well known perv…ahh part of the legendary sannin the great…
“I am the great JIRAIYA-SAMA, ladies and guys all stare in awe of my greatness!!!”
Hey don’t upstage me gramps!! (Don’t you just love it when Tenzou gets annoyed hehehe)
Hn, moving along our next judge is one of the most formidable forces within these walls of Konoha our very own interrogation and torture expert Morino Ibiki sempai.
*Ibiki just sits there looking like his formidable self *_* what did you expect?*
Moving along our next judge is a well loved ninja in the village; he is dear to all of us. He’s known for making jounin and anbu alike shiver in fear and excitement, Konoha Academy’s very own adorable and sweet Umino Iruka sensei.
*Iruka sits all flustered and red in the face* (ain’t he just the sweetest thing you just want to glomp him to death)
And our final judge Kakashi-sempai.
*Kakashi sits and pretends to read his Icha Icha while sending intent to kill towards Tenzou for sweet talking his dolphin ^_^* (kakairu should be made a law. Proof? Why didn’t someone else save Iruka from Pein?? I REST MY CASE!!!)
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
>Meanwhile backstage the contestants are getting ready<
Alright guy listen up I’ll be your backstage coordinator, my name is Menma(do you guys remember him?). Just stand in the order of your numbers ok. Ok?
Two enthusiastic Okays were heard. (I bet you can guess who those two were).
Alright boys move with the music in
5
4
3
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
And now let’s meet our contestants, for our first round. The topless round!!!
^^ the crowd goes wild^^
Our first contestant is Hyuuga Neji. This fine specimen hails from the Hyuuga branch family. He is the son of Hyuuga Hiashi and is claimed to be the prodigy of the Hyuuga clan. Let’s hear it for Neji!!!!
*Neji flips his hair over his shoulder and walks to his pedestal looking as hot as ever in his standard issue jounin pants fitting him like a glove. Ohhh this boy is fine.*
Next up is the teammate of Neji. Our very own green beast of Konoha Rock Lee. It is rumored that he is the long lost son of his beloved mentor Gai-sensei. But we can’t trust the grape vine now can we? (Their eyebrows must be hereditary I tell you lmao)
“YOSH GO LEE!!! SHOW THEM THAT YOUR YOUTH!!!” (And we all know who that was even if we didn’t see the good guy pose and the blinding smile)
* Lee made his way to the pedestal dressed in his special issue green spandex jounin pants looking all toned in the right places. Hmm*
Next we have the heir to the Inuzuka Clan, Inuzuka Kiba. As you can guess this hunk hails from the dog loving clan with the most talented ninken users his side of the fire country. He is the only son of Inuzuka Tsume; give it up for Kiba folks!!!
*Kiba struts to the pedestal with a feral grin on his face like the dog that got the largest bone. Isn’t he just sexy in those pants (honestly in the shippuden episodes his pants fit his ass perfectly it’s like they are made out of black shiny latex – ok sorry for my fan girl moment)
-AND WE TAKE A BREAK FOR SOME MESSAGES-