40 days and 40 nights | By : xkuramaxhieix Category: Naruto AU/AR > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1099 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Author's note
BUAHAHAHAHAH~! This is my crack fic.....I think. Er... Maybe.....
I have no clue. LOL
Um. I dunno what I was thinking when I wrote this. Durr.
Be nice to me?
Sasuke was going to die. He was going to die all because of this stupid
bet. Sasuke lay on the bed, a groan escaping his lips as he said to his
lover "I'm dying..........Naruto." Naruto, on the other hand, looked up
from his laptop and his work. Rolling his eyes, he said "Don't be such a
drama queen Sasuke. It's only been five days."
Sasuke whined "Still! It's still too fucking long since I last fucked you
on this bed." Naruto flushed a dark red and he snapped in annoyance as he
closed his laptop "Stupid teme! It's not my fault you can't have sex for
forty days and nights! It's not my fault your damn pride won't let you give
in and just lose the goddamn bet!" Sasuke snarled and said "You could have
stopped me dobe!" Naruto chuckled and said "Why would I? You being drunk is
just too damn funny!" Sasuke growled irritably at the other. He mumbled
a curse under his breath and flopped onto his side, giving Naruto his back.
Sasuke didn't want to even look at Naruto if he couldn't touch him. How
did this situation happen you ask? Well, it started five days ago, at
around 11 pm the night before. Sasuke, Naruto, Kiba, Sakura, Ino and Shikamaru
had all gone out for drinks at a bar to celebrate the end of a week and
their chance to get the weight of the work week off of their chest so that
they could party and relax.
----Flashback----
"Chug it! Chug it! Chug it!" loud boiserous calls echoed in the room as
Sasuke did yet another body shot off of Naruto. Sasuke wasn't quite
drunk yet, but he was getting close, and as the night wore on, he got drunker.
When he finish the body shot, cheers echoed in the room and Sasuke smirked as
he sat with naruto again. Sweat plastered his hair to his forehead and he
shrugged off his black hoodie to help cool down a little bit more. Sasuke
didn't know if this intense heat was because of the air conditioner in the bar
not working or if it was too much alcohol. Sasuke was betting that it was the
alcohol though because no one else in the room seemed to be complaining of the
heat and Kiba was still wearing his fur lined coat. Sasuke grunted as Kiba
laughed and clapped a hand on Sasuke's back, a grunt of pain and surprise
escaping his lips. He turned to Kiba and said drunkly "Stop it dog breath."
Naruto laughed in his seat, if anyone got the joke that Naruto was laughing
about, no one knew. He just seemed to be in his own world. Sasuke shifted Naruto
over to give him his neck. Pretty soon, he and Naruto were making out agressively,
not to mention that Sasuke was kissing at Naruto's neck and leaving plenty of
hickies behind, claiming Naruto as his over and over again. Before Sasuke could
get to his feet and lead Naruto to the bathroom for a quickie, Sakura interjected
and said "Sasuke-kun~! Pick meeee~!!!" Disgusted, Sasuke felt his arousal wilt.
Plopping back into his seat, Sasuke shook his head and sighed in disappointment.
However, before he could say anything coherent to Sakura, Kiba interjected. He
cackled hysterically "Jeez Sasuke, you're such a horn dog! If it weren't for
Sakura you would already be in the bathroom fucking Naruto like a rabbit!"
Normally, Sasuke would have blushed darkly and accepted it, but since he was so
drunk and inebriated he didn't care at this point. Instead, Sasuke just shrugged
his shoulders and took another drink of his beer.
"Hey.....Hey Sasuke!" Kiba cackled. Sasuke muttered drunkly "What the hell
do you want Kiba?" Kiba cackled drunkly "I bet you.......I bet that you can
stay celibate for forty days....and....and..." Kiba cut off drunkly. Sasuke
snapped in annoyance "And what dog breath?" Kiba growled drunkly back "I
bet you that you can't stay celibate for 40 days and 40 nights!" Kiba
cackled again, still not sure what he was laughing about. Naruto on the
other hand sat passed out at the bar. Sasuke said drunkly "Hn." in response.
It was Sasuke's way of agreeing to the bet, yet at the same time, you weren't
quite sure whether or not he agreed.
The next morning, a hung over Kiba left a message on the machine at Sasuke's
and Naruto's apartment saying "Don't forget our bet Sasuke." Unfortunately,
Sasuke and Naruto were making out aggressively, the kind that led to their bedroom
scenes, but upon hearing that message, Sasuke cursed and backed off Naruto, his
own arousal wilted again. Naruto frowned and said "Something wrong teme?" Sasuke
grouchily sighed and said "It's all because of last nights stupid bet!" Naruto
cocked his head to the side and said "Bet?" Sasuke flushed an angry red which was
his version of both blushing and looking angry. Sasuke reluctantly explained the
bet to Naruto.
Amid Naruto's howls of laughter, Sasuke flushed angrily at Naruto's laughter
and after conking Naruto on the head, he got up and went to get ready for the
day. Sasuke was rather pissed at Naruto, not even caring that Naruto was pouting
at his back in the process. When Sasuke left the apartment, he finally let out
a sigh of relief. He was away from the temptation that was Naruto. Huffing, Sasuke
trudged off to work. he worked at Uchiha industries as one of the two CEO's that
helped run the company. The other CEO was Itachi. Sasuke and Itachi took over when
the dad 'died'. Their mother had never been in the picture. The father? Well, Itachi
took care of the old goat as revenge for a beating gone too far one day. Now, they
both ran the company, as the will stated. Neither of them seemed to mind, just as
long as they each stayed out of each other's personal lives.
The more Sasuked worked that day, the more agitated he became. Eventually
he gave up and left work early to go find something else to do. He wouldn't
think of his blonde lover deliciously waiting at home for him. Naruto was a
free lance graphic design artist. Sasuke wouldn't let Naruto do any more than that.
He wanted Naruto nearby to make sure that he knew where Naruto was and that Naruto
was safe twenty four seven. Plus it guaranteed that Sasuke always knew
where his booty call was whenever he needed one. However, now Sasuke was busy
with working out, keeping his libido in check at the same time. The more Sasuke
sweat and worked out, the more he wore himself out.
By the end of the day, Sasuke was exhausted from working out and any sexual
desire was killed in him, at least for today anyways. Tomorrow was another
day.
End Flashback
End ChapterEnd Author's note
TA-DA~! ilu all so read and review! Tell me what you think about it
then~!
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