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Kurai Kisu: Well this is the last story from me until I search out internet connections in Korea. I don’t wanna leave but you know I have no choice. What’s a skit-zo to do? I am so scared right now. But at the same time I’m excited. My waist is getting smaller but its seems my hips have gotten bigger and my chest. Well as soon as I really lose weight I think half of it is going with it. Darn it! I went and got the things I needed for my Gaara outfit I plan to sew. So yea no eyebrows and black rimmed eyes and red hair that’s me LOL. No…seriously. But anyways here it is the answer to your questions about Naruto’s latest pregnancy.

“Mmmm...Gaara, harder, onegai!” Blond hair lay plastered on the tan forehead as his round body jerked up and down against the hard pale body. The red head grunted as he thrust deep into the glowing body over him. He slid his large, strong hands up and down the tan back, leaning his head down and placing soft kisses over the round belly.
“NGH! Naru-koi.” Naruto arched his back against the kitchen counter, his legs were held by the taller of the two. Thankfully, they moved everything to the other side of the room before they began.
The blond moaned and whined as Gaara thrusts became more and more savage. The thick, long girth stretching ever tight passage. The green eyed man stared down possessively at his writhing mate. The red head didn’t know what liked more, pounding into Naruto or pounding into him when he was swollen with his children. Either way, the pale man couldn’t get enough of him.
The tan male screamed as his sensitive core was hit once more, tears started to form in the corner of his eyes. He loved how his husband fucked him.
“GAARA!! OH SHIT! RIGHT THERE!!” A mischievous smile covered pale lips as two strong arms slid under the tan body hoisting him off the surface and putting him in a standing position. Blue eyes widened as he focused, curiously on what the red head was doing. Gaara pushed his upper body back onto the counter and lifted one of his leg up, positioning himself between the raised limb and the one still planted to the tiled floor. The blond was about to question his intentions when the other male plunged back into his heated passage, earning a loud yelp. “YES!!! OH KAMI YES!!!!” Naruto turned his body as much as his swollen belly would allow him, his slender yet strong hands grabbed onto the furthest edge of the counter in an attempt balance himself. The red head smirked but relieved his mate by pinning the standing leg against the cabinet doors, stabilizing the tan body before he began to thrust deeper.
Naruto whimpered trying hard to get into a comfortable position without harming his precious cargo. He gave out a huff. The blue eyed man was overwhelmed with the urge to find a comfortable position and seeking release from the heavenly torture the thick impalement buried deep within him, was bringing.
“Just lay back on your back…” Gaara’s voice was, as usual, toneless, but his breathing and the hungry glare in his eyes let the blond know how drunk in ecstasy he really was. Letting out a sigh, Naruto relented and rolled back on his back. The change of positions didn’t seem to bother the red head one bit. He just adjusted his angle and draped the held leg over his shoulder, drilling into the tight embrace around his length. The tan male wasn’t sure how much longer he could take it, the two had been at it for at least 4 hours, starting in the bedroom and venturing into just about every room in the condo, excluding the twin’s room and the nursery. By the time they started on the kitchen counter, Naruto and completely forgotten how many times they had cum but he knew it had to be a lot just by the thick trail of cum left in the wake of their ravenous migrating.
“GAARA!!” The blond’s head shot up as best as it could as he felt a firm grip on his craving cock. The hand slowly slid up and then down several times before quickly falling in sync with the pumping shaft deep inside him. The smaller of the two slammed his hands on the marble tiles before grabbing onto the edge of the surface once more, his ground leg was itching to wrap around the well-built, pale waist between his thighs but Gaara held it down with his arm, stroking the other’s cock in time with his strokes.
A trail of drool soon found its way down Naruto’s chin, he was almost delirious from marathon of love-making and he could already tell the oncoming climax was most likely, going to be one of the strongest ones of that night. Through lust-hazed eyes he tried to see if his lover was fairing any better but all he managed to focus on was the damn blood red tresses plastering on the pale forehead and covering the ai tattoo.
Gaara’s breathing was getting heavier and more ragged, his balls were tensing up by the minute and the tight knot in his abdomen was screaming to snap. He closed eyes and swiveled his hips changing his angle at the same time snapping his wrist to get a small twist against the sensitive flesh in his hand. One thrust, two thrusts, three, each followed by a declaration of him being Kami or some proclamation of approval. The red head closed his eyes tightly pulling his length out almost completely out and quickly drove his thickness deeply into Naruto, abusing the bundle of nerves just enough.
“OH SHIT!! YES, GAARA!! OH KAMI!! I’M CUMMING!!!!!” Both bodies become frozen; Gaara still immersed in the hot canal, his essence pumping deep into the blonds body. The red head was sure that he had filled so much with his cum that Naruto looked even rounder than he already was.
Exhausted he pulled out his lover, causing a gush of thick white fluid to flow from between the golden thighs. Naruto blushed massively at the mess they had created throughout the house but had no time to fuss since his lover was already carrying him back into the bedroom.
The blond’s chest swelled with love and affection as he was gently positioned on the soft bedding and a loving kiss was placed on his distended belly. He literally purred in approval when the bed dipped down indicating that a long, lazy snuggle session was soon to commence. Blue and green locked together as the two bodies pressed against one another as much as they were allowed.
“I love you koibito.” Another blush graced the tan features as he nuzzled into the broad, pale chest.
“I love you too…Panda-kun.” Chartreuse eyes widened then narrowed, the red head leaned close to his giggling mate ghosting his lips against Naruto’s neck and shoulder before….
“ITAI!” He laughed softly at the pouting blond and the fresh bite mark on the tan skin. Gaara smirked pulling his lover back against him, their legs entwining and breath mingling in the silent afterglow of love-making. It had been a while sense they could go at each other this long, this intense. And they had Naruto’s parents to thank for it. Or rather Iruka. The brunette had been begging for the twins to come spend some time with them, of course Kakashi wasn’t as thrilled due to the fact that cute kids plus Iruka equaled no loving. But since it made his Ru-Ru koi happy, then he could deal with it.
Kakashi’s perverted loss proved to be Gaara and Naruto’s glorious gain. The twins were gone for 3 days and the two had just finished their second day doing the same thing they did on the first. Straight up fucking. It was like the two were 18 year olds again. Of course neither of them were even 26 yet but nonetheless the couple could put a stadium full of Viagra induced bunnies to shame with all the ‘exercise’ they were getting. The thought of harming the baby wasn’t even a worry since they made sure to visit Sakura the same day the older couple came to pick up the kids. She gave Naruto a clean bill of health and even encouraged them to ‘bond’, claiming that the blond’s body needed any and all cravings satiated. And Gaara had no qualms with fulfilling such a hunger.
The two lay in each other’s comfort for maybe fifteen minutes when it happened.

KNOCK

KNOCK

KNOCK

BANG and several shouts.
Gaara growled and cursed under his breath. Naruto looked exasperated as he turned his head towards the dark hallway. Slowly he managed to pull himself up and wrap a robe around his body before locating a moist mop. There was no way he was going to let guests wanted or unwanted in the house with their vast amount of ‘evidence’ throughout the place. It only took a few minutes however by the time Gaara got to the door the annoying knocking was all out banging.
“WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU????” Everything went quiet as a sea of huge eyes stared in shock/fear at the red head man. Seconds flew by when a small girl burst into a wail from the fright she received.
“Aw, Ai, its ok...sssh. The mean ol' man can’t hurt you.” Gaara immediately calmed down feeling bashful for scaring the little girl. Kiba just glared at him before Shukaku tugged on his father’s robe, a knowing look in his eyes.
“What….what are you all doing here.” A curious voice came from behind the green eyed man. Everyone’s focus flew to the blond, pregnant man. They all stared at him with soft expressions. The crowd stood in silence for only a moment when it suddenly parted making way for Iruka to come to the forefront, closely followed by his silver haired mate.
“Ah, Naru-chan, we all got to thinking since you are so close to your due date it would best if we stayed by your side till the baby came!”
“YES, FRIEND!! WE ALL ANTICIPATE YOU BRINGING MORE LIFE INTO THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH!!!” That seemed to shut everyone up including the sniffling Ai as they all turned looking to the back of the group at the green clad bug eyed boy.
Blink, Blink.
“Lee? What the hell are you doing here?” Asked a slightly perturbed Kankuro. Lee looked confused but ignored the stares as another beaming smile came over his face, his teeth blinding everyone in close radius to him.
“ARGH! Someone get some shades, MY EYES???”
“Oh, shut-up, Ero-jiji!” The bickering continued leaving the expecting parents in bafflement. Naruto shook his head gently pulling his husband back from the door so the crowd could enter. He pressed himself against the wall watching the melee when a sharp pain shot through his abdomen. Gaara was completely off guard with everything going on around him. To be the mayor, it was amazing that the red head could never deal with large chaotic crowds for very long. It made him want to lash out but since being a family man and trying to set a good example for his kids that did not seem to be the best plan of action so all he could do was try not to panic. And in doing so he never noticed the anguished look upon his lover’s face. No one did actually. Well no one but one little girl.
“Chichiue?” Blue eyes slowly crept open to taken in Kyuubi’s image. The little girl looked up with equally blue eyes, immersed with concern. “What’s wrong? Why do you look like you’re going to cry and why did you wet yourself?” With the end of her soft spoken question not only did Naruto focus on but just about everyone else.
“OH SHIT! MY WATER JUST BROKE!!”
Blink, Blink
THUD!!

“SOMEONE CALL THE HOSPITAL!! AND WOULD SOME HELP GAARA HE JUST PASSED OUT!!!” If it was chaotic before in that condo then at the very moment it was close to the Armageddon. All the adults ran about the room screaming all sorts of things, from orders to rather explicit obscenities.
Well, Lee was just running around singing at the top of his lungs about the arrival of a new youthfulness. That is until Neji hit him with a broom and knocked the boy out. No one was sure why he had come along without Sakura but damn if they didn’t need her right then and there.
As the spectacle continued, Menma joined Gaara in La-La land, Neji kept Lee ‘sedated’, Iruka almost got into a fist fight with Jiraiya about what to do first, Kakashi tried to break it up while Kiba and Kankuro placed bets. The only ones who seemed to know what they were doing were the kids.
“Kyu-chan go sit Ai on the couch then speed dial the ambulance. You remember which button it is right?” The usually hyper girl nodded before obediently following her aniki’s order. By the time she did all she was told to do, Shu had retrieved his Chichieu’s overnight bag and led the older blond to the couch so he could sit down. He then took the phone from his sister and called his Aunt Temari and Sakura-neechan. Naruto made it a point to praise the two on their levelheadedness once the newest addition would stop trying to forcefully make her way out his belly on her own.
An urgent knock erupted from the door some time later. Kyuubi rushed over to answer it while Shukaku stayed back gather his little cousin and his Chichieu’s things, beckoning the older blond to follow him.
The door flung open to reveal a rather perturbed and frantic Temari, an actually level headed Sakura, who with very little effort completely incapacitated Lee, and two nurses. The pink haired doctor rushed over to her blue eyed friend and within a few minutes declared that the young man was too far along to transport to the hospital. They would have to deliver the baby there in the condo.
“I think the best thing for Naruto would be to perform a water birth.”
“Water birth? What the hell is that???” A subdued Jiraiya asked, his face scrunched up in confusion. Neji just let out an exasperated sigh and rolled his eyes before returning his attention to a still unconscious Menma. Had the situation not been so urgent, the group would have sat there and watched in awe at how attentive and gentle the usually calculating brunette was being.
“Basically, what’s going to happen is we’re going to submerge Naruto into a tub of water so that it won’t be stressful on either him or the baby.” Just about everyone nodded dumbly to the explanation.
“Hey, what about him?” The group finally calmed down entirely and followed the gaze Kiba’s. There still out cold was Gaara. Sakura’s eyebrow quirked as she finally noticed the red head. She looked up at everyone questioningly. It was once again the pint-sized blond who came to the rescue.
“Otou-san has been working on keeping his temper down and when everything started going crazy he began to panic and passed out.”
“Poor Otou-san….” The little red headed girl shook her head compassionately at her unconscious father. Sakura ran her fingers through her hair and let out another sigh.
“Um…ok…um someone lay him on the couch and get him a cold compress and some aspirin. He’s gonna need it when he comes to. Try to get some smelling salt too. I don’t think he would be very happy if he missed his child’s birth.” Thankfully, this time around the adults functioned in a more civilized manner. Iruka and Kakashi gently moved their son to the bathroom. Neji moved away from his slowly rousing lover to retrieve the red head. He smiled softly as his small boyfriend blew a kiss to him. With a soft grunt he hoisted the Subakuno onto the large vacant couch, by then Kankuro and Temari had retrieved the aspirin and the smelling salt for their little brother.
Jiraiya was beyond confused. Too much was going on and he was still a bit pissed at Iruka. The old man was torn between all the things going on in the apartment. One grandson was laid out on a couch slowly waking up, his other grandson was being put in a bathtub to give birth, the spouse of said grandson had smelling salt waving frantically under his nose, and the only ones, other than the women, that seemed to have a clear head were his great grandkids. What a mess.

An Hour Later:

“WHAT HAPPENED?? IS THE BABY HERE YET?? WHY IS EVERYONE IN OUR BATHROOM?!?!” The crowd around the tub all snapped their head back to the panting disheveled red head at the door. Their attention was broken when the twins gently tugged on their otou-san’s shirt. He looked down trying to calm down enough to find out what his children needed. Shu looked up at his father calmly while Kyuu seemed to be very intent on asking something. With a deep breath the pale man managed to restrain himself although his mate’s heavy breathing and strained groans had him very edgy.
“Otou-san, its gonna be ok…Sakura-neechan said that Chichieu is too far along to get to the hospital so they are using the water birth method to deliver our Imoto-chan.” Every single person in the room’s chest swelled with pride for how calm and mature Shukaku was being in such a hectic time. But the moment of contemplation and pride did not last long when the green eyed man looked at his inquisitive daughter.
“What is it Kyuubi-chan?” Smiling just like her Chichieu the little girl lifted up two objects into the air at her otou-san.
“What are these Otou-san???” All the adults faces, other than Naruto who was in too much pain to pay attention, turned beet red. There in the child’s hands were a tube of lube and what appeared to be a cock-ring connected to a vibrating egg.
Gaara’s eyes became huge, he sputtered and tried desperately to come up with anything to say. Quickly he snatched the things from his small child and rushed out the bathroom to his room. The resident perverts grinned knowingly.
“Who knew my sons were such perverts?’
“KAKASHI!!!”
“Oh, calm down, Iruka. It proves that my grandson isn’t a total loss. Might have turned into a dame, but he's not a total loss.” The scarred brunette began to sputter as well popping both his mate and the old man in the arm. The younger couples snickered.
“FUCK YOU, ERO-JIJI!!!” The outburst sent Jiraiya into a fit of guffaws. In the little down time allotted to the blond he still managed to verbally assault his grandfather. The fact proved to be quite amusing to the white haired man.
“Naruto, I’m gonna need you to calm down or you’re going to cause possible strain to either you or the baby.” The tan male quieted down somewhat nodding to his pink haired friend who was currently squatting in the cool water between his legs. “Good now push! The baby is starting to crown.” Again, a nod before a loud grunt, turn scream came with the blond’s efforts. Sounds of pounding feet through the small hallway could be heard as Gaara rushed back into bathroom and right next to his lover’s side, grabbing one of his hands in his own pale ones. Big mistake. A huge contraction hit Naruto causing the blond to squeezing inhumanly tight and flooring the red head at the same time. Kankuro and Kiba rushed over to pry the green eyed male from his husband’s grip. Temari and Menma tended to the throbbing very red limb while Gaara kept his focus on his agonized mate.
“I’m here Naru-koi! It’ll be over soon! I love you!”
“FUCK YOU, TOO!!!” The kids in the room were ushered out as another string of colorful words sprang through the plump, sneering lips. Menma attempted to explain his cousin’s rash words but Gaara just raised a hand and shook his head signaling he already understood it was the pain talking and not his love.
Hours passed and the twins paced back and forth in the hallway. Not too close to the door due to Iruka keeping guard and the fact that neither of them felt the language coming from their Chichieu was all that appropriate for them to hear. Inside, the floor was covered with water from Naruto’s incessant thrashing about, one of his hands being held cautiously by his spouse. It took him about 30 minutes to conger up the courage to attempt that stunt again but the second time around he used steel enhanced gloves, heavy but effective. Another thing that occurred during the horrendous hours that passed, was the number of passed out males. It occurred to the group that although they all were there for the twins’ arrival none of them really had a close-up view. This time they did. So needless to say Jiraiya, Kakashi, Kankuro, Menma, and Neji were sprawled along various pieces of furniture in the living room. Completely and utterly dead to the world, until the shrill cry of a baby rang through the home. Temari, Sakura, surprisingly Lee, Kiba with Ai, Iruka, and Gaara were soon joined by two excited 5 ½ year olds and the previous unconscious men to take in the sight of their newest family member.
Naruto stared in awe as he looked as he tiny baby girl. He looked around the room at all the awestruck face only to lock in an understanding, loving gaze with his mate. Gaara leaned down and kissed his tan forehead before running a finger over the soft golden hair of the tiny girl. She stirred opening her eyes to reveal chartreuse black rimmed eyes and skin pale like her otou-san’s , she only bore one scar mark on right cheek. The small girl smirked up at her parents already showing she knew who they were.
“Oh Kami! She’s beautiful!” Squealed an estatic Temari. Sakura and several other nodded in agreement.
“Wow she looks like a perfect mix of them both.” Exclaimed the silver haired perv. Things were going back to a serene calm until…..
“AH YES NARUTO-KUN AND GAARA-KUN REJOICE IN THE BEAU-“

CRASH

BAM

THUD

Neji held the remnants of a once sturdy broom broken in half and steaming from the impact. A steaming fist, quivered as well as Sakura glared down at her loud boyfriend. Lee just lay their twitching as he sported two rather large lumps on his dome. The parents of the small girl just shook their heads and smiled at their children.
“You did so good koibito…” Naruto blushed as his husband nuzzles his hair and kissed him chastely on the lips.
“We did good Gaara-koi. We did.”
“What should we name her?” And at that moment a very rare thing happened. Shukaku the usually stoic little blond became very hyper.
“I have a name please let me name her!!!” The parents were taken back by his outburst. Happy with his willingness to welcome his new little sister, the two beckoned him to come closer. Shu didn’t hesitate. Followed by his twin, the boy walked over to the wet parents and looked into almost identical green eyes. He smiled making the baby beam up at him. He chuckled softly.
“I think she likes me…..” Shu looked at his parents who nodded in agreement. Kyuubi placed a reassuring hand on her aniki’s shoulder receiving an appreciative glance from him before the boy turned back to the small bundle. “Can her name be Kei?” Once the name passed his lips a loud squeal of joy burst from the small child causing everyone in the room to smile.
“Well if we had any objections it looks like Kei-chan put a stop to that.” Chuckled the blue eyed moth…er…father.
“That’s a great name Shu-chan.” Shu smiled proudly at his grandfathers and his great-grandfather. They all turned their attention to Gaara as he grunted and gently lifted the baby in his arms.
“Everyone….Naruto and I would like to introduce you to the latest addition to our family… Subakuno Kei-chan.” Awws and coos floated throughout the air before everyone quieted down.

♂♥♂
“SOOOOO, Menma… seems like you’re the only uke without a kid. Think you’re gonna be visiting Sakura soon?” Menma’s eyes grew huge as his entire body trembled, his face turning cherry red not sure how to answer. He looked to Neji for some kind of answer but almost shrieked at the look on the pale brunette’s face. The Hyuuga had an excited, apprehensive look on his face. The gray eyed boy was about to answer Kankuro when the tall man was sent into orbit by a simultaneous blow to the jaw by Temari, Kiba, Jiraiya, and Naruto.
“GET YOUR DAMN MIND OUT THE GUTTER YOU BAKA YAROU!!!” The loud chorus was all that the timid male needed.
THUNK
“Oh shit! Another one passed out. You guys are worse then women.”
“SEE EVEN PINKY REALIZES MY GRANDSON’S ARE GIRLS!!”
“OH, SHUT-UP, JIRAIYA! NARU-CHAN IS PERFECT JUST THE WAY HE IS!! ISN”T HE KASHI?!”
Nod, nod.
Neji sighs slightly dejected as he leaned down gathering his lover into his arm. Thoughts of the small blond with a swollen belly coursed through his head causing him to blush. Everyone seemed recognize and understand the look on his face and they all seemed satisfied with the notion. All but one.

“OI!….OI!! HYUUGA WHY ARE YA LOOKING AT MY GRANDSON LIKE THAT FOR?!?! DON’T GET ANY IDEAS YOU HEAR ME ITS BAD ENOUGH HE’S TAKING IT UP THE ASS FROM YA. DON’T GO THINKING YOU CAN TURN HIM INTO A GIRL LIKE RED DID TO NARUTO!!!!”
“JIRAIYA-SAN!!!”
“ERO-JIJI!!!! JUST WAIT TILL I CAN STAND AGAIN!!!”
“Oh don’t give me that. I love my great grands a lot but, dammit, they came from you my grandson!!!”
“OH THERE IS SO MUCH YOUTHFUL ENERGY IN HERE!!!”
“SHUT UP LEE!!!”
“Why is he conscious again?!?!”

And the bickering went on for at least another hour until Temari, Kakashi, and Sakura ushered most of the people out the house to their own homes and helped the small family get their home back in order and everyone to bed. No one quite aware that at the same time in a hotel not too far a war was still waging on…...
“He’s my lover! If he chooses to have a child with me then so be it.”
“Get that thought out your head Hyuuga!!! Menma tell him you’re a man dammit!!”
……..
“Oh great! He’s catatonic again! Look what you did to him!!”

“ME? I DIDN’T DO IT! YOU DID WITH THAT LOUD FOUL MOUTH OF YOURS!!!!”
“OH REALLY YOU WANT SOME SISSY BOY?!? BRING IT ON!!!”

And on and on and on and……..

Owari (FOR REAL THIS TIME DAMMIT)

Kurai Kisu: Well there you have it finished on my last day at work in America. Hopefully, if I do good I will be writing the next story comfortably in Daejeon. AWAY from nasty roommates and stalking bunnies. Oh yes I forgot to mention I think I am being stalked by a bunny rabbit. I keep seeing small paw prints where every I walk in snow. So I am off to get a restraining order and to kick that squirrel in the butt before I get on the plane. I hope you liked it. I have been feeling really out of order so if it comes off as a crazy one-shot well THANK YOU. Oh and this is for you ShikaChou I used the name you suggested. Thanks!!! Ja ne matta minna-san. (I do not know how to say it in Korean so leave me be probably didn‘t say it right in English…….)
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