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Rehab to the Right Path	By : kocoum Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 880 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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An: hm. So I’ve been quite busy. Not really. I just want to give an excuse. So yeah, I’ve had this idea for quite sometime, and I’m still working on Oh, Mr. Sex-ed Teacher! But I like to dilly dally and run around… someone needs to lock me up in a cage with a computer. So here you have it. My newest baby, enjoy!

Love prevails, duuh.

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Chapter 1

"This program was established by my husband, God may he rest in peace, to help every teen we can reach with this problem. It's so good that we just caught you in the nick of time! Of course you must be wondering how this will help you find your way back to the path God intended you to follow. This is a rehabilitation center, and everyone is here to support you and help you get through this so you won’t be alone. Now we have a system here, and all of us must follow accordingly. If there is any resistance or any acts that try to go against this system of ours, punishment will be carried out."

Blue eyes wearily watched the woman clad in white as she folded her hands together atop her wooden desk. Her nails were polished and cut short.

"Now, in this facility we have simple, easy steps that will help you back on the righteous path. In three months, you will be back to your normal life, carrying out the duty that God created you for. Your parents or guardians will be contacted to also help you out through this process, supporting you through the sessions."

Tanned fingers fidgeted on a jean clad lap.

"I know you're nervous and anxious, but you have nothing to fear. We're all here for you." The woman smiled brightly.

"That's right Naruto. You have nothing to be afraid of. We're all here for you and we'll help you get through this... this... Damn it, Jiraiya, why aren’t yo--"

"For crying out loud, Tsunade. The boy's probably just going through some hormonal changes. I mean, come on, he's 17 for crying out loud. There's nothin' wrong with--"

"Excuse me Mr. and Mrs. Sannin. I know that the both of you are only concerned for the well being of your nephew. And I myself am concerned. You both made the right choice for bringing him here and--"

"I don't get it."

The three adults quieted and looked at the blonde teen that looked just about irritated as well as confused.

"Uzumaki Naruto, you are here because we want to save you. As head mistress of this facility, you will be under my wing, and your needs will be my concern."

Pale eyebrows scrunched in more confusion.

"That's right. You know, Naruto, we always have thought of you as a son. And we're just worried about your future as well as your wellbeing..." The blonde busty woman commented. The man beside her snorted and rolled his eyes. "We brought you here so Mrs. Shizune can help you."

The woman in white smiled again.

"And what exact problem do I have?" the blonde sighed.

"That's for you to tell us. Denial is the first step to this healing process. Until then, you cannot proceed to the second step. Also, you cannot wear the formal uniform until then."

Mrs. Shizune handed him a gray article of clothing. The boy frowned and held up the clothing, his fist clenching when the style was revealed. It looked like a hospital gown complete with the strings that closed the back but still left your ass hanging out and for the world to see.

"And how do I get pass the first step?" The boy gritted out. He was ready to kill his guardians for bringing him to such a place with this ridiculous 'God is good and great and we want to save you' bullshit. There was absolutely nothing wrong with him! Of course he had a tendency to rebel and cause trouble from time to time, but who didn’t? He was doing well in school, he was a football star, all the girls wanted him and his manly sexiness, so what problem did he have?

"You need to admit that you are a homosexual."

"I'm a what?!" The boy sputtered and jerked up abruptly and nearly knocked down the wooden chair he had currently been sitting on, his sudden movements surprising the other blonde and the man with shaggy white hair. The other woman seemed unfazed.

‘I bet this is the same reaction she always gets.’

"Naruto, please calm yourself. We're all here to help--"

"Help with what? With me being a-a..."

"Homo--"

"No! I am not-- I love, love, love girls. I love girls." To say the boy was outraged was an understatement. What was this? A joke? The boy paused and suddenly grinned. His sudden burst of laughter only frightened the adults.

"Oh, I see where this is going. You guys are completely fucking with me. I mean, c'mon, Uncle Jiraiya. Just because of the whole 'false-alarm-Tsunade-baa-chan-is-pregnant' joke, you go out of your way to bring me all the way out here--"

"You little shit, that joke was not funny. I oughta beat your ass a second time--"

"That’s not the point, you idiot. We're completely serious, Naruto. We know--" Tsunade's eye twitched in annoyance as her husband reached over and smacked the boy over the back of his head.

"That hurt you, you dirty pervert!"

"Naruto, I wouldn't have participated if this was a joke. I am only but a servant of God’s will here to help you as well as others." Mrs. Shizune interrupted.

Naruto stared.

And stared.

Silence.

"Oh dear God, you're serious. You bastards..."

"Naruto, I would please ask you to refrain from such language."

The boy continued to stare in shock, ignoring the woman.

"How the hell do you figure out I’m gay?! I'm in the football team for crying out loud! Women chase me! The whole female population in my school chases me! I'm probably number one guy they think of when they're alone in bed, fuc--"

"Naruto!"

"Why would you think I’m gay?" The boy growled out, defending his masculinity.

"I think it was obvious when.. well..." Tsunade's cheeks took on a deep red. Actually, it looked like her face just took on a deep red. She glanced at the older male beside her who seemed to be spacing out. "Jiraiya!"

"Uh... let's see... we know you shave your legs."

"I was in the swim team, and you have to shave your legs for speed. And that’s the same with the speedos, so don’t even start." the boy countered.

"Jiraiya! Can you just--"

"You refuse to watch porno with me."

"That's damn creepy and awkward to watch porn with a relative. Especially you."

"The porno collection I gave you has layers of dust on it."

"For the love of God, just because I don’t watch porn--"

”You take decades just to fix yourself in the bathroom. You played with dolls as a young--”

“Action figures, you assbag! It’s totally different—“

"We saw, okay? All of your-your..." Tsunade blurted.

"Hidden collection." Jiraiya supplied.

"We saw the downloads of gay porn on your computer…" the woman squeaked out.

Naruto's mouth dropped.

"When... how... It's not what you think!"

"Naruto-san," Shizune spoke up, reminding the family that she was still there, "It's alright. As I have said earlier, we are here to help you."

The silence that filled the room thickened.

The boy sighed.

"We just want to help you. Do you think it's normal? Please, for us Naruto. We've done so much to raise you, please help us help you. And just think of what other family members will say, they’re not as accepting… We don’t want you to later on regret this..." Tsunade gave a soft smile. "We love you."

Jiraiya folded his arms across his chest. "Whatever floats your boat, buddy. But at least try for your aunt."

The blonde woman looked at him endearingly, her expectant glare choking him and there was a tightening in his chest that made him want to run out of there and bash his head against the nearest tree until he passed out.

All sets of eyes were on him now, waiting, waiting for his next move.

“But I’m not!” he denied, frustrated and irritated. “I had a girlfriend. I’m straight.”

“You were with her for two years.”

“And doesn’t that prove that I’m straight?”

Tsunade sighed.

“She told us that she suspected you were gay. It was embarrassing, but she told us that, well… you weren’t that sexually enthusiastic with her.”

Blue eyes widened and the boy guffawed. A soft snicker caught his attention and he glared at the older man.

'For me, Naruto.... We only care... we love you.'

Oh dear God, save me.

"I... Fine. Whatever helps you sleep at night, Tsunade-baba."

He yowled when the older woman thumped him on the head.

"Welcome to 'Back on the Right Path', we look forward to guiding you."

He stared at her smiling face, Tsunade's hopeful look, and, well, Jiraiya didn't seem at all affected. His shoulders slumped forward and suddenly, everything just seemed so...

Gay.

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