• 1-One Night Stand
• 2-Take Home Teme!
• 3-Shorty Short Short Lemon & AN
• 4-Note & Chappie Info

A certain nineteen-year-old blonde haired ninja woke up on his bed just to have a bitch of a headache.'Last night’s party was a killer, maybe I should've never drank so much sake.’ Then, he had a flashback.

A lithe pale body under his touch was on hands and knees while being thrusted into by tan hips at an insane momentum. Unknown to him, she was chanting constanly, "Wait! Please, no!" To the blonde.

'Did I have anonymous sex last night with some chick? No. He couldn't have…Could he?' Well, he brushed it off for now and was able to take a bath, eat breakfast, then pop a pill for that damn headache he had. Then, the flashback returned.

The girl was now on her back but her face was invisible. Her body resembled smooth creamy milk, lips were soft, and her voice was at a tender tone. She had the darkest hair the blonde had ever seen. She was like a fragile doll ready to turn into a real girl.

"OH MY GOD! IT WON'T END!" Naruto sprung up from his seat, and left his apartment. He had to find Kakashi and ask if he knew anything about this since his sensei was also at that party.

(Ichiraku Ramen Shop)

"Sorry,I can't help you, I didn't see you leave with anyone." Said the used to be sensei of Naruto.

"UGH!" He slammed his head on the countertop of the stall making two ramen bowls ping from the action of jumping up a little then falling.

"Do you remember her name or anything unique about her?" Asked the masked figure.

"Well, she was really pale and had the darkest hair I had ever seen before. Also, she kept saying things like please, and wait, and stop." Then a horrifying thought came to the blonde's mind.

"OH MY GOD, DO YOU THINK I RAPED HER!" He yelled out. This was attracting some attention from wandering people and the old owner himself.

"Was she screaming, or pushing you away?"

"No.”

"Then she was probably a virgin. Also, rules any light haired girl in Konoha like Sakura and Ino." Kakashi said as if it were nothing new.

"Lord shall take me now!" Pleaded the blonde desperate.

"Listen, why do you care anyway?" Asked Kakashi.

"I don't know."

"You love her don't you?"

Naruto just groaned in protest to the thought even though it was. "Well, I can't really do anything about this Naruto so just look around Konoha and maybe something will strike you." Then, Kakashi was about to leave but added to his statement that she probably is limping...you know... being a virgin and all and took his leave with a cloud of smoke and it's popped 'poof.'

So the blue-eyed nin walked around stumbling upon some girls who resembled his mystery lover, but every time he would speak to one he knew it wasn't them. He continued and then more flashbacks kept hitting him.

The pale figure with sleek raven hair was now sitting with the tan figure up and was riding the hard shaft with a vigor as she expirimented on her own. Unfortunately, she failed and Naruto became her catalyst as she rode him steady. She was becoming fulfilled to every need and wanted more .

He stopped at a nearby tree holding his head yelling random things like 'fuck' and 'goddamnit!'

Then, something flicked him on the top of his head from out of no where and he felt dazed.

"Dobem shut up and stop yelling…so noisy." Grumbled the familiar raven-haired companion.

"TEME! WHY YOU GOTTA' GO AND DO THAT FOR!" Yelled the aggravated blonde as he climbed up the tree where the Uchiha was currently at and stared holes into him. The pale-skin male was in a sitting position with his legs spread straight and folded one over the other.

"Dobe get off the branch, it can't support both our weights." Sasuke said smoothly.

"NOW YOU'RE CALLING ME FA-" Naruto was cut of because the branch cracked under all of the pressure on it and snapped making both jounin fall to the ground. Naruto landed on his rear-end and fixed his position so that it seemed like he landed gracefully. He looked over to Sasuke and noticed the raven haired male had faltered in his landing to what it seemed like to be in pain.

'Hey...maybe teme knows about last night. Maybe he can help me too!' The blonde thought gleefully.

“Hey I need to ask you something, did you see me leave last night with a girl with dark hair she was kinda like your skin tone.” The Uchiha glared probably from the branch thing then spoke.

"Ugh usuratonkachi, I told you not to drink last night but no you didn't. Oh, and to answer your question, I didn't see anyone of the female gender leave with you." At this news he felt even more depressed at the progress of his search. They were both still on the floor sitting from the fall.

"Can you help me find her?"

"No, I got training to do, ja ne!" With that said, Sasuke got up and started walking towards the Uchiha training grounds. Naruto noticed that he was limping.

"Sasuke, did you get hurt during the fall?"

"No, I was little tipsy last night and fell off my stool at the party when I was at the bar." With that last statement he left.

'Oh my god...what if it's HINATA! SHE HAS RAVEN LIKE HAIR!'

(The Hyuuga Mansion)

"W-What?" She was startled at the question the blonde had asked her abbout some random night out.

"Did I sleep with you last night!?Please Hinata, just answer!" He pleaded.

"No Naruto-kun, I wasn't with you last night. I umm…k-kind of left with *gulp* Kiba-kun." 'Good! Phew, that was close, AND WAY TO GO KIBA!

"Then, if it wasn't you I was with, who was it?" He mumbled with a mechanical tone.

"You don't remember Naruto-kun?"

Naruto gave her a blank look and she gave a weary one.

"You and Sasuke-kun left together last night." 'SASUKE DOES KNOW SOMETHING THAT BASTARD ASS HOLE!'

"Thanks Hinata, see ya."

“Bye, and you're welcome Naruto-kun.”

So with that finaly farewell, Naruto set off to the Uchiha grounds to search for said elusive bastard.

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