Pairings: NaruSasu, YonIta (I decided on Yondaime because it's such a
rare pairing and omfg it's like grown up Naruto and Sasuke!)
Author's Note: This idea actually started when I got tired of reading the
same old thing, where Sasuke is the popular one, and Naruto is the outcast, and
Itachi is a bastard (I like Itachi --) So yea, in this one, it's gonna be
backwards. xD Naruto is the popular one, Sasuke is a geek, and Itachi is
actually NICE!)Prologue
Sasuke didn’t know how long he
had been walking, trying to find his way out of this forest and FAILING every
single time. He really didn’t remember how he got there in the first place, only
that he woke up from his nap and found himself lying down on the ground of a
freaking forest in the middle of nowhere, of all places.
He was really losing what little patience he had when he came up to the
same clearing where he woke up in the first place.
‘Damnit I really want to kill-‘ His angry thoughts were interrupted when
he felt someone pushing him to the ground. ‘Oh shit!’ He fell face first on the
ground, grunting when he felt the impact. Just when he was about to turn over and punch the idiot who DARED push him
around, he felt the person turning him around and holding his hands over his
head with just one hand in a strong hold. He saw startling blue eyes before his eyes were covered by the remaining
hand, then warm lips pressed against his own. ‘What the fuck…?’ He would’ve kicked the other guy’s balls if he wasn’t so… into the kiss.
The hard body was pressing against him, kissing and licking and rubbing and oh
my god those magical hands were touching him everywhere! Hmm…Magical hands…
Wasn’t he trying to get out of this godforsaken place? Bah, he decided to just stop thinking for once in his life and feel. The
hand was still covering his eyes, and his mind was getting a little fuzzy from
the lack of oxygen because of the kissing. He felt the grass digging against his
naked back, causing him mildly discomfort, and...Wait, how did the idiot take
his shirt off in the first place? ‘I’m being molested by someone I don’t know
and I don’t give a shit. There’s something really wrong with this picture…’
But he couldn’t help but feel the familiarity…Like he knew this person…
He could hear the sound of a nearby river close from where he was and an
annoying chirping in the distance. He moaned when he felt the hand moving from covering his eyes to slowly
touching his side. Oh, and let’s not forget the feeling of the other person's
erection rubbing against his own. He groaned when he felt the other biting his neck, and the hand reaching
to his nipple and pinching it. He was really hoping to get fucked out of his
mind for the first time in his life when suddenly all action ceased to happen.He really didn't want to start whining. "What's wrong with you?!" Okay so he did whine but damnit, he wanted to
get fucked and he wanted it now!His partner leaned back and looked at him with those sexy blue eyes,
opened his mouth and ...turned into a yellow bird and flew away. ‘What the
hell?’ Sasuke was still trying to recover his breath from this sudden turn of
events and looked stupefied. He could still hear a distant chirp in the distance
and all of the sudden he wanted to turn into a freaking bird himself, go after
the stupid dobe and demand to continue their making out AFTER kicking his ass.'This is not supposed to happen!' He closed his eyes for a moment to
compose himself and-Opened his eyes wide, breathing in and out quickly, and found himself looking
at the white ceiling. This is when he realized that it was a dream. ‘One of
my most wonderful dreams EVER.’ This, of course made him realize that his
life really sucked, then he started cursing the world in general.'Damnit.' And worst of all, he was left unsatisfied with an erection
from hell because of it. He wanted to cry or something, it was so frustrating!Chirp. Chirp. Chirp.Wait, were those birds? There was something familiar about that sound…Oh, so
that was the cause of his dream-lover/soul mate suddenly turning into a freaking
bird and flying away towards the sunset. He was pissed, horny, and someone was
going to pay. He stood up from bed and walked over to the opened window, looking
at the birds chirping happily from the tree located in the front of his room.'Goddamn birds, you'll pay for what you've done...'He glared at the cheerful birds for ruining his wonderful dream and slid down
the windows, closing it with more force than necessary. He felt vindicated since
he was taking revenge on the birds for ruining his perfect dream, though a
little part of him was flinching a little at the thought of animal cruelty
against the poor birds.…’I think I’m bipolar…’ After having that taken care of, he went back to bed and leaned back against
the pillows, closing his eyes and hoping for sleep to claim him once again and
take him back to the beautiful landscape and his soul mate, who hopefully would
turn back to the way he was.His mind was still fuzzy from his sleep being interrupted. He started to
think about the dream, and became a little sad when he realized that his dream
was already starting to blur from his mind. He knew this wasn’t the first time
he dreamt about this person, it was kind of a déjà-vu feeling. It was
unfortunate that he always forgot the dream after waking up for a few minutes.
There was something he always remembered though, and that was the blue eyes...He
was sure he hadn't seen this person before but at the same time, he felt
familiar.There was something nagging at his fuzzy mind though, something that wouldn't
let him fall back asleep…He knew he was forgetting something… His brain was
still shut down from waking up early, so he couldn't think straight.'Okay, today is Monday. It's early in the morning. Weren’t we supposed to
do something today...?'He snapped his eyes open once again when he remembered what day it was. He
sat up on his bed, rubbed his eyes quickly and looked at the alarm clock, which
was located over his desk. He grabbed it to see what time it was and had to stop
himself from cursing out loud and throwing it against the wall.‘Stupid thing just had to go bad today, fuck! Oh my freaking God!’Where the hell was Itachi? He could’ve been considerate of his little brother
and woken him up! He seethed.“Itachi, you bastard.” It wasn't typical of him to have anger issues, but he
felt today was an exception."ARGH!" He yelled out loud, hoping Itachi heard him.He closed his eyes tightly, feeling the anger and frustration welling deep
inside of him at the thought of waking up late on his FIRST DAY OF HIS NEW
SCHOOL. Well, that definitely took care of his erection. 'Ugh'He really needed to hit something before he did something stupid like, say,
throw himself out of the window. He took the offending alarm clock, threw it
against the wall, then he took his pillow, hitting the bed repeatedly with it.
After taking his frustration on the bed, he stood up and ran to the bathroom to
brush his teeth and take a quick shower. After taking the shower, he looked at
himself on the mirror, noticing his own pale skin, messy dark hair and black
eyes. He really didn't consider himself special, not like his aniki who had tons
of fans, but didn't let that thought bother him… much.After finishing that task, he ran to the closet to get his newly bought
uniform. He dressed quickly and went on his way to the kitchen to eat something.He almost fell down on his way to the kitchen when he tripped over a few
boxes lying around the floor. He finally arrived at the kitchen to see if Itachi
was there waiting for him, but was rather surprised when he couldn’t find him
anywhere.‘Please don’t tell me he’s still sleeping!’He walked quickly towards Itachi’s room and stood in front of the door,
dreading the sight he would find once he went in. After taking a few seconds to
collect himself, he opened the door and amidst all the boxes, clothes and things
lying on the ground, he found Itachi sleeping soundly in his bed, face down,
without a care in the world.His dear, elder brother had the bed covers thrown on the floor, probably from
moving around all night, and his arms were thrown around the pillow to keep it
covering his head.He thought about taking a bucket of water and throwing it to Itachi’s face to
wake him up, but decided against it when he imagined Itachi’s reaction.He looked around the room, looking for something to use to wake him up when
he found a long stick leaning against the wall. He walked over it and took it in
his hands, then knelt beside his brother and poked him on the side with it.“Oi, Aniki…Aniki, wake up, we’re gonna be late…”His tactic wasn’t working. Itachi was still sleeping and was dead to the
world. Or maybe he really did die in his sleep, he couldn’t really tell since
his brother didn’t snore. He quickly dismissed the thought when he heard his
brother giggle and started moving around the bed. Maybe he was waking up?Nevermind, he wasn’t waking up. He tried taking the pillow off Itachi’s head,
but it didn’t budge since Itachi had a mean grip on it. "Aniki!"Itachi’s eyes fluttered open sleepily before closing again, giggling.
“Ehehe…Just a little while longer…” Itachi whispered, taking his pillow off
his head and hugging it tightly to his chest.‘Why do I have to deal with this?’ Maybe he should just leave without
his brother, and let him deal with getting up late and missing his appointment.He didn't like to yell but it looked like he had no choice. “ITACHI, WAKE
UP!” He yelled with all of his strength.However, it was to no avail.Itachi was still in bed hugging his pillow, but now he had a perverted smile
on his face. Creepy. ‘He’s probably dreaming ecchi stuff. Ew.’Itachi hugged the pillow tighter and started whispering. He leaned closer to
hear what the other was whispering, but he couldn't hear much. He thought he
heard a 'Make me' coming from his brother, but he wasn't sure because all
of the sudden he was hit with the pillow and fell down on his butt.‘Aniki!’ He looked at his brother again to see if he woke up, but
Itachi was again hugging the pillow.He still had to find a way to wake up Itachi and fast.‘Maybe if…’ He went to his brother's closet, digging around the pile of boxes and clothes
until he found what he was looking for. ‘Got it.’ After getting it,
he went to his brother’s bedside and leaned closer to him, taking it in
his hands and waving it around.“Aniki, wake up! If you don’t I will…get rid of 'you-know-what'...I
will cut off his ears and his adorable head, and feed him to the dogs from next
door!” Sasuke whispered with what he hoped was a promising tone of voice.Heh, and after all of these years, what do you know, it still worked.Itachi bolted straight from bed and landed on top of it; long, black hair
going in all directions, holding his pocket knife in his hand and pointing it at
his adorable younger brother. Despite the rather blank look, he still
looked scary.“What... did you just say?”"I think you heard me just fine."And what was the item that was so important that when threatened, Itachi went
so far as to threaten his brother with a knife? Well, everybody has a little
secret or a secret obsession, and it turns out Itachi’s secret was that he had
an emotional attachment to a plushy since childhood. This special plushy's name
was Kuro-chan, and it was a small, black weasel (which was Itachi's favorite
animal)."Are you going to get up now?""Give it back or I'll throw this sharp, little knife at your stupid little
head." he said, (threatened, more likely)."Fine. Here" He finally threw Kuro-chan back to his owner.Itachi finally calmed down when he had his plushy in his arms, hid his
pocketknife from view ('Where does he hide that stuff?') and sat on his
bed, placing Kuro-chan on top of his pillow and putting the covers around it.
Now that he was calmer, he looked at his younger brother with a curious look on
his sleepy face.“...Is there a reason why you're bothering me, otouto, this early in the
morning?” He asked his younger brother, looking annoyed and sleepy.“Today is Monday."Blank stare."It’s 7 in the morning."Blank stare.He tried again since it looked like Itachi was still in la-la land. "School
starts at 7:30. Do the math, Itachi.”Blink. Blink.……“…WHAT?! WHY DIDN’T YOU WAKE ME UP EARLIER?! OH FUCK, IT’S MONDAY AND I’M
GOING TO BE LATE, FUCK!” Itachi bolted from bed, ran to the closet, picked up
his clothes, and ran towards the bathroom. “Well, don’t just stand there like an
idiot! Go and eat or something! Fuuuuck!” He closed the door loudly behind him
with Sasuke still standing in the middle of the room, looking at the closed
door.And this is the newly revised/improved Prologue. . Please review!