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Jesus what the hell was that !?	By : vanessaclarke Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1379 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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- 1-Jesus what the hell was that !?
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I think this one's quite amusing. Hope you guys all like it too!
God! The horrible high pitched squealing and whining just wouldn't stop. The sound could easily be likened to a herd of frightened pigs. Small, feminine yet surprisingly aggressive hands were 'everywhere'!

"Sasuke kun!"

"Oh Sasuke kun, over here!"

"Sasuke kun, do you want to go to the dance with me?"

"No me!"

"Shut up you!"

A pretty pink haired girl suddenly shoved her way roughly through the crowd and latched onto Sasuke's arm for dear life. She turned and swept a dark glare over the rest of the assembled females.

"Sasuke is already taking 'me' to the dance so Back Off!" She tossed her head in an irritatingly snobbish gesture before turning back to Sasuke. Instantly her demeanor became sugary sweet. "Come along now Sasuke kun. We don't want to be late." Sasuke rolled his eyes and allowed himself to be dragged off down the hall.

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Pale, graceful fingers twirled an HB pencil in an 'exceedingly cool' manner as Sasuke let out a small sigh and leaned back at his desk. He supposed he should be grateful to Sakura for running off the 'horde' earlier but her possessiveness was rather annoying. When all was said and done, she sounded exactly like the rest of them. Like a toddler fighting over a cookie. On the other hand, she 'was' the prettiest and most popular girl in school, so of course he had to go out with her.

"Who else would I go out with?" he thought to himself. His train of thought was broken at that moment by a gentle tap on his shoulder. He looked up over his shoulder to see a blue eyed blond haired boy. Naruto.

"Excuse me Sasuke," the boy said with a small hopeful looking smile. "I was uh, wondering if you.."

"I'm sorry. I already have a date to the dance," Sasuke cut in. There was an awkward moment while Naruto stared at him, features frozen. Then the blond snorted stifling a burst of laughter.

"Would you let a guy finish man? I just wanted to borrow a pencil Captain Conceito!" The grin was trying desperately to take over his face...and it was winning. "What made you think I was going to ask you to the dance?"

"Well, I had heard... you were..you know, gay." Sasuke's cheeks were turning just slightly pink in embarrassment and his frown was dangerously close to becoming a pout. Naruto really did start laughing now, though to his credit he kept the volume to a minimum. He collapsed into the nearest seat and tried to catch his breath while Sasuke fumed inwardly.

"It's not that funny!" he thought, "and who does he think he is anyway?" Naruto was not one of the popular crowd though he wasn't really at the bottom of the ladder either. Truth be told, nobody 'disliked' him and he probably could have been cool, but he didn't look the part. He usually wore well-aged baggy sweatshirts and equally baggy old jeans and he didn't seem to care in the least. Still, he should be grateful that Sasuke would even bother to talk to him.

"So I take it I was misinformed?" Sasuke said once Naruto had calmed down and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes.

"Oh no I'm gay," Naruto assured, "but that doesn't automatically mean I would go out with you." Sasuke looked honestly surprised and the blond almost burst into another fit of laughter. "You're not my type and I don't 'do' crappy high school dances in any case."

"What do you mean I'm not your type?" asked Sasuke. He found himself feeling slightly miffed, though he couldn't imagine why. It wasn't as if he wanted a boy to like him, and certainly not this one. Naruto shook his head, smiling good-naturedly.

"Latched right onto that huh? Well the very fact that you can't imagine anyone not wanting you is kind of a turn off for me. I mean, no offense but you come across as... well shallow.

"You think I'm shallow?"

"Well yeah." Seeing Sasuke's darkening expression, he hastened to smooth things over a bit. "Don't get me wrong! I don't think you're a bad person. Everybody has some attractive qualities and everybody has their own flaws right? So it just comes down to what you really value the most and whether a person's particular flaws are the kind that you can live with. Besides this is high school. Most people here are shallow! I mean you're going to grow up and change and..." Realizing how badly he was rambling, Naruto cut himself off and cleared his throat. " Well never mind. You're not even gay anyway right?"

"Right." Sasuke agreed. He decided it might be in his best interest to blatantly change the subject. "So if you don't do dances what do you do?"

"Lot's of things," Naruto grinned. "But this Friday specifically, I'm going paint-balling with my boyfriend, 'cause I've been challenged baby! I'm gonna kick his ass! Well actually he's probably gonna kick mine but Uzumaki Naruto never backs down."

Sasuke stopped paying attention as Naruto went on to say something about his boyfriend. He looked thoughtfully at the blond boy's pleasant smile. Was he really shallow? He himself had never bothered to consider whether someone was shallow or not when he decided to date them. Did 'that' make him shallow? Undeniably the girl he was dating right now could not be considered his 'type' in the way that Naruto had meant the term. Sasuke didn't much appreciate the insinuation that he had any flaws at all but there was something intriguing about that whole exchange. Naruto definitely didn't act like anyone else he new.

"I should probably get back to work. Oh yeah, can I borrow that pencil by the way."

Sasuke nodded and silently handed over his spare pencil. As he watched the blond walk back to his seat he caught himself wondering how he would look in nice, fitted clothes. What kind of body was he hiding under those rags?

"Jesus what the hell was that!?" Sasuke blinked and looked around to make sure he hadn't said that out loud. Then he forced himself to stop thinking about the blond boy all together. "I am not gay!" he told himself.

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Sasuke finish flipping up the cuffs of his sleeves (very trendily), smoothed out his shirt front and checked his perfect hair in the mirror one last time before heading downstairs. His mother was waiting for him in the foyer, armed with the camera that she never failed to haul out at every possible occasion.

"Oh there you are honey. You look so handsome! Now look this way dear," she gushed. Sasuke suppressed an eye-roll and did as directed. He made a grab for his coat as soon as the flash had gone off. "Don't forget to tell Sakura I said hello. She's such a sweet girl. Oh! Itachi, you look very nice too dear! Where are you off to now?" Sasuke looked back at his brother. He did look nice... in a casual sort of way.

"I'm going to play some paintball actually." Itachi responded. "The challenge has been issued." He looked rather amused about something.

"Paintball?" thought Sasuke, his eyes widening.

"Have a good time at your dance little brother." With that, Itachi strode smoothly past his frozen sibling on the front walk and slid into his car. The engine starting up pulled Sasuke back to reality. He shook his head slowly.

"No way," he thought. "Couldn't be." He got into his own car, pulled out and headed off to pick up his girlfriend. Unfortunately, he ended up spending the entire boring and uneventful dance trying to stop his mind from wandering to Itachi going out to play paintball. He couldn't even concentrate on making out with Sakura in the car before he dropped her off. She actually asked if there was something wrong with him. Damn Itachi!

After cutting the evening a little shorter than he normally would. Sasuke came home to his very quiet house, noting that Itachi's car wasn't back in the driveway yet. His parents were obviously asleep already. Only the porch light had been left on. Sasuke slumped up the stairs to his room, not bothering to keep quiet. It was a big house. Almost more of a mansion, and his parents room was away on the other end. He stripped off his shirt and pants and flopped back spread eagle on his bed, staring up at the ceiling for a while. Just when he was considering turning on his TV to distract himself, he heard a car pulling into the drive. Sasuke didn't move but his senses went on high alert as he waited for his brother to come into the house. The front door opened. Dark eyes widened when Sasuke heard a male voice that definitely wasn't Itachi's

"I can't help it. I just can't believe I actually did kick your ass." There was hushed laughter moving up the stairs followed by his brother's smooth baritone.

"I wouldn't put it as strongly as that. But as long as I get to have free reign on 'your' ass now, it doesn't really matter."

"You're such a perve." There was a thump against the wall outside Sasuke's room, along with a gasp that quickly became a moan. Sasuke's eyes were the size of saucers and his body felt like a wooden plank. There was a quiet chuckle that got kind of breathless at the end. "You're such a mess. I really got you good."

"You're not exactly spotless you know." Sasuke swore he could 'hear' his brother smirk.

"Mmm we need a shower." Damn that boy could sound sexy when he wanted to! Sasuke grit his teeth at that thought.

"I like that idea. Winner cleans the loser," came his brother's response. There was a gasp and a startled squeak and then the bathroom door opening and closing. Sasuke could still hear some muffled giggles, what sounded like a 'growl' and a long, deep moan before the start of the shower spray drowned things out too much to distinguish.

"My brother... is across the hall... naked... in the shower with another guy!" Sasuke's mind was whirling. "I know Itachi has dated girls though. More so than me even!" Sasuke tended to find girls annoying so if he was going to date one she'd better be the hottest thing going. That was the whole point anyway right? "Maybe that's part of that 'shallow' thing though. Naruto obviously doesn't think Itachi's so shallow...if that is Naruto. Oh who am I kidding? Of 'course' it's Naruto." After having been thoroughly laughed at by the boy he was sure he would recognize his laughter anywhere. "Does this mean Itachi's bi, or some kind of closet case? Do Mom and Dad know?!" He lay there, thoughts racing for some time trying very hard not to let himself think about what 'exactly' Itachi might be doing right now.

Suddenly the shower turned off and only a moment later the bathroom door opened. Overcome by his own curiosity, Sasuke slid off his bed and crept to his door, which was already open a crack. He peaked out and caught sight of the back lit shape of Itachi in the frame of the bathroom door. He had a towel wrapped around his waist.

"Hey now," drawled an amused voice as Itachi moved out of the doorway, "aren't you even going to let me dry off first?" Sasuke's mouth dropped open. There was Naruto. Wet, drooping, blond spikes caught the light from the bathroom vanity and shimmered like gold. Sparkling droplets of water trailed over flawless honey tanned skin. The towel which Itachi must have given him hardly covered anything. He was clutching it at his hip as there wasn't enough of it to properly tie on.

"No, I'm not done with you yet." Itachi growled. Pale hands much like Sasuke's own, grabbed the blond and spun him out of the bathroom, giving the spying boy a quick glimpse of a slim, toned body from every angle before it was pressed against the wall by the door. Sasuke stared on in overwhelming fascination as his brother fell upon the small blond with a predatory passion that he himself had never experienced, and fairly devoured the boys lips. Naruto closed his eyes and slid his hands up Itachi's chest, over his shoulders and threaded his fingers into wet dark hair as Itachi's mouth moved from his lips to his neck. His breath grew heavy and he made the most erotic whimpering noise at whatever Itachi was doing. Itachi nudged himself between the blond's legs and began to make his way lower down Naruto's neck, following the line of his collar bone to his chest and finally finding a nipple.

"Mmm... 'tachi!" Naruto gasped. With a smirk Itachi let his tongue tease that deep pink little nipple, finger tips caressing slowly, lightly up the blond's sides. Sasuke's heart-rate picked up. His eye's and ears focused intently on the blond boy who's fingers were tightening in his brothers hair, body arching into Itachi's touch. The golden head tossed to the side, soft, swollen lips letting out a harsh breath as Itachi moved lower still. Then the older boy was on his knees before him, mouth paying homage to lightly defined abs, hands raised with palms smoothing luxuriously over Naruto's firm, toned chest. Naruto's panting and stifled moans sounded ridiculously loud in Sasukes ears, accompanied by Itachi's occasional growls of approval. He noticed a sudden flash of blue as the sliver of iris peaking from under Naruto's lashes caught the light from the door beside him and set off sparkling like sapphires. Sasuke licked his dry lips and swallowed painfully. He followed the path of his brothers tongue as it swept up little droplets of water from smooth, honeyed skin. The wet trail of that tongue shone glossy in the low light for barely a moment before evaporating in the heat of Naruto's body. Itachi began to suck at Naruto's belly button, alternately nibbling gently with his teeth. The blond responded beautifully with a sharp, involuntary thrust of the hips and a soft, wordless cry.

"Unh...'tachi please!" Naruto whined.

"Let's get to my room Naru chan." Itachi rose to his feet and locked lips with the blond, lifting him easily and pulling bare, tanned legs up to wrap around him. He swiftly carried his prize off down the hall and disappeared into a door at the end. Sasuke stood, rooted to the spot for a moment. Then he carefully closed his door and turned around to lean his back against it. He looked down at the 'raging' hard on that tented his boxers and knew that he wouldn't be falling asleep anytime soon.

"I..am sooo gay!"
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Jesus what the hell was that !?