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Just My Luck	By : Britters Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1006 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Summary: Sasuke Uchiha, a man born without luck, until he meets his soulmate. But when he they break up will Sasuke�s bad luck return or will he realize that maybe Naruto was his luck�

Warnings: Meh, Your average, smexily hot Naruxsasu story so for all you yaoi haters�please go and read something else�.like your mom� PS-Sasuke is really OOC

Chapter One: Just My Luck

It all started when I was only three feet tall. It was my first day of kindergarten, so of course I was holding my mothers� legs, about to wet my pants because I was so scared. Ok I know all of you are probably thinking Man he was a loser, But wait�It gets better. I walk into the class, proud like the Uchiha I was. Seriously. It runs in our blood. However the minute I stepped into the class I tripped over my own two feet landing on my face. Yepp, Sasuke, that was smoooottthhhh. I brushed it off and continued on my journey of kindergarten. However it wasn�t so pleasant. Someone took my sandwich and replaced it with a well�errr�a Sandwhich, I never had any crayons so I had to share with the kid across from me eating paste, and I was just waiting for the sky to fall, cause that would be just my luck.

So I made it through the first six grades of school being bullied, beat up, and attacked, but other than that I was fine. Until junior high school started. It was true, everyone was semi ok, until they took bastard classes at the nearest, fuck you Uchiha Sasuke store. No joke, that�s a real store, but anyways back to my life. In the seventh grade this girl named Mika Yoko asked me out. I guess the fact that I never talked to anyone made me hot. But the truth was I didn�t really like girls, it turns out it liked guys, of course with my luck the entire school find out that I turned her down. And I walked into the change room and say the words Queer and Faggot written on my locker. Once again that was just my luck.

I was practically at the point of giving up on ever becoming a normal kid, that was until he showed up. Uzumaki Naruto, the hottest guy I had ever seen, save American actor Tom Welling. Now you want to know something extremely odd. It turns out that this blonde haired hottie was gay. Was my way of life changing? Did Buddha actually find it in his fucking heart to return some love? Oh yes he did.

It was during an English class. I was drawing a picture of my ass of a brother Itachi. The guy was a total jackass, but of course he was soo hot and soo good at everything. The guy was only seventeen and already could�ve made it in playboy magazine. Ewwww, no thanks, the next time I open that I would prefer not to see my brother. Man, did anyone else notice how I randomly switch topics? Like oh my god! By the way that was my gay voice speaking. So back in English class, or in my case art class, I felt this piece of paper hit my shoulder. I turned and glared at everyone behind me, because that�s what I did. Uchiha Sasuke, the block of ice. I opened it expecting it to be another I hate you note, but it turns out to be a simple question.

Sasuke, what are you doing tonight?

Well ladies and gentlemen, that question changed my life. That day I went on my first date, with the guy of my dreams. And now we�re in grade ten. That�s right three fucking years and I�m still hung up on him. It was the truth I loved Naruto. But do you think I could say it? Everytime I would try it would come out as �Hn� or �Aa�. Aka- Uchiha Sasuke lingo. But I had it all planned out. Today, the first day of tenth grade, I would bypass my wall of ice, brick, and grenades and tell Naruto I loved him.

What is love baby don�t hurt me�

Yep, that was my ringtone. However it only rang when a certain someone phoned me. I flipped it open and answered with a tired hello.

�Ah, you�re awake teme? Well that�s good. So you still picking me up?�
�Hn� Yup. Wasn�t I creative?

�I�m going to take that as a yes than?�

�Aa�

�No offence babe, but you might want to get some new material�� I smirked knowing my lover was most likely doing the exact same thing on the other side.

�Dobe��

�Well I had better go and get ready, besides I want to get there early and get our schedules, I hope we�re in at least one of the same classes.�

�Hn�

�Well Buhbye�see you soon�

�Bye�

I hung up the phone and laid back in my bed. I probably should�ve been getting ready, but in all reality�I didn�t care. I was just about to get ready when suddenly I heard this banging on my door that sounded like a heard of elephants were having an orgy� or in this case Itachi. Man, im good.

�Sasuke, father says you better be getting your ass up. May I suggest getting ready, you wouldn�t want dad to catch you whacking off now would you?� God, can you say awkward. That�s just what I need. My father walking in on his gay son jacking himself off. Excuse me while I throw up.

I put on my white shorts and blue t-shirt. I brushed my hair and grabbed my school bag. Did I mention I could drive? One of the perks of starting school late, I could drive and could watch all those poor bastards who had to walk and laugh. I jumped into my jeep and headed to pick up Naruto.

I stopped in the drive way and could hear Naruto shout good bye to his aunt. I actually didn�t mind Tsunade. She had excepted that Naruto and I were together and was actually quite thrilled. Man that weirded me out a little. Naruto jumped next to me in the passenger seat, I smirked when he kissed me�wow I was talented. I could smirk and kiss at the same time.

�Ready to go?�

�Let�s motor!� I drove to the high school and parked in front of the doors. Do you want to hear something really stupid about high school? How every school in that area sent people here, and that my brother also went here. Joy.

�Come on let�s head to the auditorium,� Naruto stated as he grabbed my hand and pulled me into the auditorium. It was at this moment I truly realized how much people fucking suck. I could here people talking about me and I wanted to snap.

�Hey is that Itachi�s little brother?�

�He�s hot, I wonder if he�d��

�Don�t try it girl, he�s a flamer�

�Fucking queer�

�Nice ass�
Note to self, refrain from killing people till at least the second semester. Suddenly I saw a very familiar face walk up on the platform and only one thing ran through my head. How the fuck did he beat me to school? However I brushed it off when he began to speak.

�Welcome back, new students welcome as well as old students. We wish you the best of luck in this school year. My name is Itachi Uchiha and I hope to be your school president for another year. I rolled my eyes and Naruto must�ve noticed because I heard him chuckle.

�Don�t let him bother you so much teme�

Want to hear another interesting fact? That assembly�s always take for fucking ever. I mean they�ll slot some time out for one say forty minutes, but in reality the assembly turns into one that�s nine days long. Okay so I was exaggerating, but you get my point. When the assembly was finally finished we walked to retrieve our schedules. Why they wouldn�t give them to us first off I have no clue. Naruto grabbed the piece of paper before my hands even got a chance to touch it and began to compare.

�Fuck this is stupid, we have no god damn classes together�� I wanted to growl but decided against it. I took my schedule and sighed. I already hated the first semester.

Yes, science, Japanese, info processing and phys ed. Exciting wasn�t even the right word to describe this. Naruto kissed me goodbye and headed to his first class as did I.

Okay my science teacher was some guy named Hatake Kakashi. He was just all around different. He was reading this book called Icha Icha Paradise, I�d heard about it, it was supposed to be very perverted. The guy just told us page numbers and then said to get to work. I sighed and finished my work then I began to draw. The bell finally rang and I headed to Japanese class.

I sit beside this kid named Nara Shikamaru. He�s a very boring and lazy person, and I haven�t even talked to him yet. But then again me talking to a complete stranger is like the titanic not hitting an iceberg, very unlikely to happen. Japanese class was, well, very Japanese, but I was glad when it was over. I mean having to learn your own language sucks ass.

It was lunch when I joined up with Naruto. According to his rambling his day had been about as unsuccessful as mine. Naruto ate his ramen while I ate my tomato salad and dango pudding. I always wondered why I liked tomatoes so much.

It was my turn to kiss Naruto as I headed for info processing and he headed to mechanics. I spent the entire class making flash images of me murdering Itachi. This was by far my favorite class. My teacher was named Iruka and he was actually half decent, for a teacher at least.

Finally the last class of the day rolled around. Gym. My favorite class. Hey I may have been extremely queer, but however I was still kick ass at sports. Oh remember how I just said I liked gym? Well that was until I realized my teacher was a tight ass bastard named Ibiki. We had to run fifteen laps. And when you�re in shape and that�s hard, that�s when you tell your teacher to eat dog shit. I never ended up saying that though because the bell rang. You know what that means don�t you? School was over!

�Hurry up dobe,� I shouted as Naruto jumped in the door of my jeep and landed in the seat next to me.

�Sasuke in my math class theirs this kid named Gaara and�� OK that�s all I can tell you. Unless you want to hear about how he had the coolest red hair. Icy blue eyes and was all around good looking. I dropped Naruto off and kissed him good bye as I drove home. My hands gripped the steering wheel so hard my knuckles turned white and I could here myself growl. I haven�t even met this Gaara guy and I wanted to fucking bitch slap him. And another thing, I forgot to tell Naruto I loved him. Fuck!

A/N: God dam fan sites pissing me off, I post this story on fanfiction.net, an they kill it. Dead as a log. So I reposted it here, tell me if you enjoy?

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