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Why I Became a Jounin, By Shikamaru Nara	By : loche606 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 859 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Ok, so this fic is for my girl... my tsuma...my shogan...Houseki.. This is for you...enjoy.
Beta'd by the one and only Houseki nya!
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A lazy day. Summer is finally here, and I got a day off from training. Finally. This ninja stuff is becoming rather troublesome. I guess I should have just gotten a job as a shop keeper. I could have done that well. Oh well, what�s done is done I suppose, nothing to do but live my troublesome life now, and hope it doesn�t get too annoying.
My name is Nara Shikamaru, and I am a new jounin in the hidden village of the leaf. I was just chosen for this title a week ago, and besides one other, I am the only one of my classmates who have made it that far. That is rather annoying because now I am the center of attention. My best friend Akimichi Chouji says I should just accept it and move on. I suppose he�s right, but all the attention is getting on my nerves.
As I lay here, gazing up at the sky, I feel my eye lids begin to droop. I realize I am going to fall asleep, but that is alright. It�s a lazy day after all. I wrap my arms around the person laying on my chest.
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one week earlier...
�Shikamaru come here!� Ino yelled loudly. Shikamaru jumped up with a jolt, being reminded of his mother, he ran to find that it was just his team mate. He clicked his tongue and rolled his eyes, plopping back down on the grass. He lay down and folded his arms behind his head, closing his eyes and ignoring the blonde who had just seen him laying there.
�Nara Shikamaru, I have been looking for you everywhere!� Ino said as she stomped on the grass next to his head. He cracked an eyelid uninterestedly and the look of fury on her face made him open both eyes.
�Look Ino, I don�t get a lot of time off now that I am a jounin, and when I do have days off I would prefer to spend them in a relaxed state.� He said.
�You have only been a jounin for one day, let�s go.� She said, pulling him to his feet as if she hadn�t heard a word he had said. She probably didn�t. He thought with a sigh and followed after her.
�Where are we going?� He asked, �Are we going to be surrounded by people I don�t want to see today?�
�You mean your friends?" She asked, obviously annoyed with his indifference.
He shrugged, and allowed her to lead him back to her house. When she opened the door, there was a burst of noise and Shikamaru saw that the house was full with his classmates. A sign of congratulation was hanging from the wall. Shika sighed again. How troublesome.
A hand grabbed his and he looked up into the eager face of Rock Lee.
�Way to go Nara-san!� He said formally, but very excitedly. Rock Lee had just made chunin two exams ago as he had to take time off for rehabilitation.
�Thank you.� He said, bored already. When Lee had let his hand go, he looked toward the still open door, hoping that he might just be able to get out and get away before anyone else got a hold on him. This was not to be, as just as he was turning, Inuzuka Kiba was grabbing his hand. Hyuuga Hinata was standing next to him.
�Way to go Shikamaru!� He said loudly. �We are gonna be next, right Akamaru?� He looked back over his shoulder and a two hundred pound white dog was sitting in the corner of the room. His bark boomed in reply.
�Congratulations, Shikamaru-kun.� Hinata said quietly. She grabbed on to Kiba�s arm tighter, as if she thought Shikamaru would lunge at her. Kiba looked at her, and nodded to Shika as he led her away.
Shikamaru looked around, and dodged Haruno Sakura and Aburame Shino to get to the couch against the back wall of the house. That is the real reason I got to jounin level, so I have the skill to get away from everyone when I need to, he thought as he sank into the cushions, trying to blend in with the rest of the potted plants.
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The hours dripped by, and more people came to wish him good luck. Pretty soon all of his classmates but one had come to see him. Uzumaki Naruto was the only one who wasn�t there. That was nothing strange though, because since Naruto had become a jounin, he hadn�t been around much. Shika thought about this. Naruto was the last person everyone thought would become a jounin first, but after he trained with Jiraiya-sama, he was like a different shinobi. He became a chunin the next time around, and a jounin just a few short years later, at the age of sixteen. That was almost a year ago and they hadn�t seen Naruto too much since then, as the blonde had been in charge of his own team of genin. That was one thing that Shikamaru hoped he wouldn�t have to do. Leading a team of genin was bad enough when they were your age. Leading a group of genin that are 5 years younger than you...troublesome.
People were starting to leave now. That was good, that meant he would be able to leave soon as well. Soon the only ones left were Ino who lived there, and Sakura, who was just hanging around because Lee had gone to work. Shikamaru closed his eyes, feeling comfortable for the first time since he got here. Suddenly there was a loud bang and Shika looked toward where the noise came from. The door of the house had flown open, revealing a very dirty but widely grinning Uzumaki Naruto.
�Hey!� The blonde yelled, coming in the door. �Is the party over? What did I miss? Hope there is still food!�
Shikamaru smiled in spite of himself. Naruto was crazy, and by the look of it, Ino was about to lose it herself as she spied the muddy footprints tracked into her house. He removed his shoes, but it didn�t matter, because his body was so muddy he still dripped it everywhere.
�Naruto!� Ino screeched. �What the hell? Don�t you have any extra clothes in your pack?�
�These are my extra clothes.� Naruto said, grinning wider. �You should see the other set.�
Ino turned to Shika. �Take off your pants!�
Shika cocked an eyebrow. �What?�
�Take off your pants.� Ino said again. �I need something for Naruto to wear, and I would rather see you in your boxers than see Naruto... so take em off. Now.�
�How troublesome.� Shika said standing up and unbuttoning his pants. He knew better than to argue with Ino when it came to her new apartment, it was something even a jounin couldn�t sneak out of.
�Just do it Shikamaru.� Ino said.
�I am, just shut up already.� Shika was glad, at that moment, for two things. One, it was his day off, so he was wearing at least slightly nice boxers. Two, it was just Ino, Sakura, and Naruto in the house with him, so he wasn�t shy about revealing said boxers. Naruto was a guy as well, Sakura was with Lee, so there was no reason for her to pay attention, and Ino had already seen pretty much all of him. Which was why Shikamaru now considered himself gay. But that was a story for another time.
He pulled his pants off and threw them at Naruto who had just pulled off his shirt. He then found his comfortable spot back on the couch and watched the blonde struggle with the rest of his wet clothing.
Naruto is pretty well built really. He would be hot if not for his personality. Shika thought as he watched the other jounin dancing around, his legs stuck in his pants legs, mud flying everywhere, and Ino pretty much losing her mind. His voice is annoying too, but he is pretty damn good looking. If only I could stand to be around him for more than a few minutes at a time.
�Shika, get over here and hold him so that I can get his pants off...�Ino said angrily. Then, when she saw that Shikamaru had no intention of coming over to help her, she said �If my living room gets ruined because someone thought it was too troublesome to help me with this idiot, I am going to make you regret it for the rest of your troublesome life!�
That was enough for Shika. He rolled his eyes, sighed and stood up once again. �Great congratulations party.� He said. �Why is it always me that gets stuck doing this kind of thing. In my boxers nonetheless.�
He walked over and grabbed Naruto by his shoulders. The blonde leaned into him, using Shika for support as he finally kicked off his pants. Shika could feel Naruto�s strong back muscles pressing into his chest, and he sighed inwardly. He knew that he was gay, because there was a guy that he had been attracted to back when they were genin and he had never really been attracted to any females, but he had never been with a guy before.

Naruto finally got off the wet clothes and slipped into Shika�s pants. Shika let him go, and went back over to the couch and sat down. Ino began to busily wipe mud off the wall and floor, Sakura grabbed Naruto�s dirty clothes and took them into the other room to wash them, and Naruto himself came and sat next to Shika.
�How�s it goin� Shikamaru?� Naruto asked, smiling at him. �Just got back from a mission.�
Shika shook his head. A conversation now? How troublesome! �I�m alright Naruto, what kind of mission were you on?�
�I was taking the genin to the village of wave, and we encountered some rogue ninja. Then...�
�That�s ok, Naruto, never mind.� Shika said.
�Hey! Isn�t there any food in this place?� Naruto yelled as Ino walked back in.
�There was food before, and you missed it!� Ino said, rolling her eyes.
�Like it is my fault I was on a mission!� Naruto said, �And why didn�t I get a cool party like this when I became a jounin?�
�Because you never told us you were a Jounin, Naruto, we had to be told by Tsunade-sama.� Sakura said, coming back into the room with a sandwich for her former team mate.
�Thanks Sakura-chan.� Naruto said, devouring the food. He said no more about it, and Shika was curious. He had always been curious about the reason Naruto hadn�t told anyone about becoming a jounin, but apparently it had to do with Uchiha Sasuke�s life and Kakashi�s death. But that had been years ago.
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Alright, well I will be writing some more for this, obviously... because nothing really happened in this chapter, just a little set up for the next chapter. Basically...if you know me, you know this is the very random way I do my chapters. Gomen nasai. I hope you like it. I will be adding more soon, because this is my new brain baby. All for nicaru-no-go...see ya next time.
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Akutsu for student council, Kirihara for president. Yuki to be the hottest anime character ever. Mizuki for ren�s hubby, Ed and Krad for ren�s sex slaves, Naru and Sasu to make out in front of ren, and Hisoka, Atobe, Ryoma, Shishido, Oishi, Eiji, Shinji, Dark, Roy, Gaara, Soubi, Miroku, Inuyasha, Sesshy, Jin, Howl, Tetsu, and Toshiya to take turns with ren. (Gotta add the real people in there too ne?)
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