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When Mr. Romeo Became Emo	By : strawberryiscream Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 857 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
- 1-Oh, What a tragedy!
- 2-Lips As Sweet As Poison
- 1
- 2
�When
Mr. Romeo became Emo�
-Chapter
1: �Oh, what a tragedy!�
Summary: AU, Yaoi; SasuNaru; GaaNeji Uchiha Sasuke always has and always
will have issues with his brother Itachi. His friend Neji is hiding
in the closet with Gaara, the heir of his Uncle�s business rival.
Now, tell me, don�t they have a problem?
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this story. Thank you very much.
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Uchiha
Sasuke gritted his teeth in great annoyance as his cell phone rang
for the umpteenth time. He then took a quick glance at his calendar
and rolled his eyes. He now knew who was calling and what that person
wanted. He decided to ignore it since he was not planning on giving
in. He still had a lot of things to do tonight like finishing the
trigonometry problems given to him by his professor before dinner. He
could never eat his dinner peacefully with math problems nagging him
every now and then.
The
raven-haired teen sighed in relief as his phone stopped ringing. His
relief was cut short as this time the doorbell rang and without any
warning the door opened and in came a blonde haired girl wearing a
violet sleeveless turtle neck and a pair of jeans.
�We�ve
been calling you for hours, you ass and you never did answer your
phone.� The girl leered at Sasuke to which the boy just ignored
with a shrug.
�I
was busy, Ino. Where�d you get the key?� he looked at her
curiously.
�I
became your girlfriend, remember? I got a copy.� Ino flipped her
hair in a carefree manner as she regarded him with a mischievous
glint in her eyes. She then abruptly changed the topic.
�It�s
been our tradition that every Friday we go out and have fun with some
friends.� she grinned and added, �Don�t tell me you have
forgotten our �Beer Night�, Sasuke-kun.�
Sasuke
snorted, �I�m not interested in being inebriated tonight.
Besides, won�t they throw us out knowing how immature you are?�
he smirked making Ino pout.
�Mou,
Sasuke-kun you�re so mean!� Ino put a hand in her hip. �I so
look mature and I can lie about my age in a straight face!� she
said indignantly and then gave Sasuke a smug smile. �Besides, I�m
wearing heels.�
Sasuke
looked at her in disdain and decided to just shrug it off. �Whatever.
Leave. Now.� He gritted out.
Ino
whined. �No way! There�s no way I�d leave my boyfriend behind!�
she clung to his arm quickly.
�Correction,�
Sasuke growled. �Ex-boyfriend� he glared at her as he
tried to pry the girl off of his arm.
�Uchiha,
still haven�t dressed? Shame on you.� A voice laced with
amusement said from behind them, startling the two.
Sasuke
gazed upon the doorway and growled as he recognized the person.
�Hyuuga,� he spat out. �I�d appreciate it very much if you�d
make yourself known first before you butt in, in any conversation of
mine.�
�That�s
what friends are for, Romeo.� The white-eyed boy smirked at Sasuke.
Sasuke
glared at his friend. �Don�t ever call me that again.�
Neji
ignored the comment and walked towards the sofa. �Hurry up and get
dressed, everybody�s waiting for you in the car.� He then sat
down comfortably and closed his eyes.
�Yatta!
Sasuke-kun�s going to the party!� Ino pumped her fist in the air
and gave a little victory dance.
�You
can forget about it. I�m not going.� Sasuke folded his arms in
front of his chest.
�Stop
being such a brat, Uchiha. You�re going to ruin my weekend.� Neji
gave him an impassive look.
�I
have important things to do, Hyuuga. Leave me alone.� Sasuke stated
in a serious tone.
Neji
gave Sasuke a smug smile. �Math Problems?�
Sasuke
stared at him icily. �What do you think, Sherlock?�
Neji
smirked. �Lucky you.�
Sasuke
glared at Neji. �Asshole.�
Ino
looked at the two boys back and forth in confusion, before crying out
in frustration, �PLEASE STOP THE SILENT CONVERSATION YOU TWO!�
Neji
cleared his throat. �Tell you what, you come with us and I�ll
come over tomorrow.�
�Why
are you so bent on dragging me to this�party?� Sasuke asked
contemplating his options.
�Because,
Sasuke-kun it�s Haku�s birthday and we�re all invited.� Ino
chirped happily.
Neji
gave a small shrug. �Misery always loves company, Sasuke. You know
I can never stand it whenever Zabuzza and Haku get cheesy. Besides,
Gaara�s not here I could use a friend.�
�Fine.
Be here before eight.� Sasuke gave Neji a stern look.
�Got
that.� Neji smirked.
�Hn.�
Sasuke turned his back at them and started upwards the stairs. �I�ll
be down in a minute.�
*********
�I
can�t believe I�m doing this!� Blue eyes flashed angrily as
the boy looked at his reflection in the mirror.
�There
you go, Naruto. Now you really do look like Sakura.� Kyuubi, a
red-haired woman who was grinning cheekily from ear to ear, admired
her handy work as she stood beside the boy.
�Do
you really think that by wearing a ridiculously bright pink wig I
would deceive the customers and make them think I�m
Sakura!� Naruto exclaimed as he jumped out of the chair.
�I
can�t see why not. You got the pink hair and her incredibly loud
voice, not to mention that you absolutely have a woman�s body.
Well, minus the rack that is. But it�s nothing that a wonder bra
can�t fix.� She said nonchalantly while putting on some lipstick.
�And
why the hell am I doing this again you perverted old man!� Naruto
shouted hysterically as he pointed to a white-haired man standing in
the corner who was quietly giggling as he wrote something in his
notebook.
Naruto
growled again since the man was pointedly ignoring him. �Answer me
you old geezer!�
The
man closed his notebook suddenly and gave Naruto a stern look.
�Sakura is doing some extra schoolwork today so she asked to take a
break. You know how important school is for her, Naruto.� He
cleared his throat. �Besides, your predicament is giving me some
good ideas for my research and you know I could always use some
inspiration from you and Sakura.� The man laughed heartily.
�Research
for what, Jiraiya-sama?� Kyuubi raised an elegant eyebrow.
�Oh,
things for my next book.� Jiraiya blushed in embarrassment.
�I
still can�t understand why I have to dress in this kimono! You know
I hate it! And don�t give me that shit about how I look like a girl
that doesn�t have any boobs!� he glared at the two snickering
adults.
�Calm
down Naruto. It�s only for a night. I�m sure Sakura would gladly
dress up as a guy for you if you were in the same situation as her.�
Kyuubi gave Naruto a bored look.
Naruto
seemed to ponder what Kyuubi said before he shrugged in defeat. �I
guess so.�
�Good.
Now, come over here and let�s put some concealer on those
whisker-marks of yours.� Kyuubi said as she motioned for him to
come nearer.
�Hey!
Those aren�t whisker-marks! They�re birth marks!� Naruto said
defensively.
�Yeah,
sure. Whatever.� Kyuubi rolled her eyes. �You�re so noisy
brat.� She added.
�I�m
not!� Naruto pouted and Kyuubi just gave an exasperated sigh.
�Oh,
behave. You�re giving me a migraine.� Kyuubi gave Jiraiya a stern
look. �Next time you pull a stunt like this, you better hide old
man.�
Jiraiya
laughed nervously. �Gomen ne, Kyuubi. I never meant to give you
trouble. It�s just that you and Sakura are very popular amongst the
customers. That�s why I can�t have one of you missing.� He
explained.
�I
just hope Sai doesn�t see me in this.� Naruto cringed as he
imagined how his biggest crush would react if he recognized Naruto.
�Oh
don�t worry, Naruto. I�m sure he would immediately die from a
nosebleed and proclaim he�s gay, when he sees you in this.�
Kyuubi smirked as she saw Naruto blush different shades of red.
�KYUUBI,
YOU PERV!� Naruto screeched.
***********
�I�m
so glad both of you came for my birthday, Uchiha-san, Hyuuga-san.�
Haku smiled at the two dark-haired boys who were wearing the same
bored expression on their faces.
Zabuzza
just gave a nod to acknowledge the two and ushered the group towards
the entrance of the club.
�So,
Haku-chan where are we exactly?� Ino asked as she looked at the
brightly lit place in front of her, enthusiastically.
Haku
smiled fondly at Ino who was currently tugging his left arm in
excitement. �This is ANBU, a very exclusive bar. People who have
invites are practically the only ones that can get in. Luckily, I
have a friend inside.� He explained.
�A
friend?� Neji raised an eyebrow.
�Well,
you see there�s this guy who knew this guy who introduced me to the
guy, my friend, who works inside.� Haku replied thoughtfully. �Did
that make sense to you?� he asked sheepishly.
�Yeah.
Kind of.� Sasuke shrugged indifferently.
�Good.
Now, let�s go!� Haku exclaimed cheerfully as he dragged a
scowling Zabuzza behind.
�Alright,
it�s time to party!� Ino cheered, bouncing up and down happily.
Neji
sighed and looked at Sasuke knowingly.
*********
�Naruto,
are you ready?� Kyuubi whispered urgently to the boy. She was
nervous, heck she was about to hyperventilate from all the pressure.
The blonde baka only had a three-day practice for Kyuubi and Sakura�s
dance performance which was happening tonight. Needless to say, he
still hasn�t perfected the steps. She then looked at said boy who
was currently humming a cheerful tune. Oh, how she wanted to strangle
him for being so calm while she was in a wreck.
�Kyuubi,
are you alright?� Naruto peered at Kyuubi closely before adding,
�You seem kind of tense tonight.�
Kyuubi
almost banged her head on the wall yet miraculously restrained
herself. �Are you absolutely, positively sure that you can do
this?� her left-eye twitched. �Because you know, we can still
back out.� She said in her sweetest tone, silently praying that he
would take mercy on her dignity and withdraw.
�Kyuubi,�
Naruto calmly patted the red-head on her shoulder. �Trust me, this
is going to be perfect!� he grinned cheekily.
Kyuubi
stared heavenwards and gave a long defeated sigh. �Kami-sama, help
me.�
Lights�Camera�MOMMY!
********
�Um�excuse
me. But do you know a boy with blonde hair, blue eyes and a cheerful
vibe who�s going by the name Uzumaki Naruto?� Haku smiled
politely at the bulky man wearing a suit matched with some expensive
looking shades, in front of the entrance.
�Uzumaki
Naruto, huh?� the guard said as he scrutinized the kids before him.
�You friends of the young boss?�
�Hai.�
Haku replied cheerfully, unfazed by the looks given to him by the
huge man.
�Come
on in then.� The guard opened the door for them.
�Your
friend seems like an important person around here.� Zabuzza
commented once they were inside.
�Yeah,
it seems so. He never told me about it, though.� Haku frowned in
deep thought.
�And
you seem to trust him well, too�� Zabuzza scowled as he put a
possessive arm around Haku�s waist.
Haku
looked surprised for a moment before he gave Zabuzza a knowing smile.
�You jealous?� he teased.
Zabuzza
growled. �You bet I am.�
�Don�t
worry,� Haku winked. �I�m not into younger guys.�
�Is
that so?� Zabuzza smirked. �Prove it.�
Haku
pulled Zabuzza towards him and kissed him. �That better?� he
smiled smugly.
�Much.�
Zabuzza gave a content smile.
Neji
winced at the �sweet� couple in front of him. �Somebody put a
restraining order on these two.�
Haku
laughed before sticking his tongue out, �You�re just jealous,
Neji-kun.�
Neji
shrugged. �Not really.� He smirked and joked good-naturedly.
�Gaara�s way hotter than you.�
Zabuzza
chuckled. �Tell that to your uncle.�
Neji
gave him a dark look. �If you don�t want to spoil Haku�s fun, I
suggest you leave my �family� out of this.� He said
acidly.
Sasuke
put a hand on Neji�s shoulder. �Calm down, Neji.� He then
turned to Zabuzza. �Let�s forget this whole thing happened.�
Zabuzza
nodded coolly. �Whatever. Beer�s on me.�
�Yahoo!
Free beer!� Ino yelled out, completely oblivious to the near fight
that had happened.
Haku
bit his lip and cast a worried look to Neji�s direction.
�Gomenasai, Neji-kun. I�m sure he didn�t mean what he said
earlier.� He apologized.
Neji
gave Haku a small smile. �Nah, it�s my fault. I just lost my
temper for a little bit. It�ll be alright between us in a minute,
you�ll see.�
�Still��
Haku paused. �He shouldn�t have joked about that matter. He knows
how it is with you and your family.�
�Don�t
worry. Just have fun, okay? Zabuzza may be completely evil sometimes,
but I�m sure he�s cool with it.�
Haku
looked like he was going to protest some more but decided against it
and smiled at Neji. �Alright then! Let�s get drunk tonight!�
****************
One,
two, three. Flick wrist, sway hips�smile.
Kyuubi
now had a new kind of respect for the teen dancing gracefully before
her. She almost could not concentrate on the routine as she was
fascinated by the way Naruto handled himself.
�Kyuubi,�
Naruto whispered between his teeth. �You�re spacing off! It�s
almost our exit.�
Startled
from her thoughts by what Naruto said, she cursed Jiraiya for the
millionth time today. �Okay, get ready Naruto.�
�Hai.�
Naruto replied and graced the audience with a charming smile.
Suddenly, he gasped and got Kyuubi�s attention.
�Kyuubi,
hurry and do the exit right now!� he whispered urgently.
�Why?�
Kyuubi asked, bewildered.
�Just
hurry up and do it!� came Naruto�s panicked reply.
�Are
you insane! We�re going to ruin the show!� Kyuubi argued back.
�It�s
either that or we�ll ruin my sister�s life! Now, just go!� the
teen ordered.
Kyuubi
then followed Naruto�s instructions and made an early exit. She
then prepared to confront the baka as she went backstage. She saw
Naruto entering the backstage and wasted no time by drilling out some
answers from the boy.
�What
was that all about back there, Naruto!� Kyuubi demanded angrily.
Naruto
gulped loudly. �I-I saw Sakura�s schoolmates just now.�
�That
was it! YOU RUINED THE SHOW BECAUSE OF SAKURA�S SCHOOLMATES!�
Kyuubi bellowed.
�You
don�t understand!� Naruto protested.
Kyuubi
calmed herself down for a little bit. �Then why don�t you try
explaining it all to me?� she suggested.
�Well,
you see�It all started with just a little misunderstanding between
Sakura and the school�s most popular girl.� Naruto started. �Then
it got worse when this new guy came. I think Sakura told me he was
kind of cute, so I guess she had a little crush on him. At that time,
the popular girl and the cute guy hooked up. And then,� Naruto
paused for a dramatic effect. �Word got out that Sakura had crush
on the guy and the popular girl found out. She then did horrible
things to Sakura and even tried to get her expelled! Are you
following me?� Naruto raised an eyebrow at Kyuubi.
�Yeah,
yeah. Continue.� Kyuubi waved a hand dismissively.
�It
went on for a long time, and I almost went to her school to give that
bitch a lesson-�
�Language,
Naruto.�
�Oh,
sorry.� Naruto apologized. �But you should�ve seen her Kyuubi!
Sakura often went home with bruises and her uniform was always dirty
and torn! I also had to comfort her many times, because she was
crying almost everyday.� Naruto looked at the ground sadly.
�That
still doesn�t answer why you did what you did.� Kyuubi pointed
out.
�The
popular girl is here.�
�NANI!
Why I should make that bitch pay!� Kyuubi slammed her fist to the
wall behind Naruto.
�Language,
Kyuubi.�
�Oh,
sorry� Kyuubi apologized. �But why do you have to hide?�
�You
do remember that I�m not Naruto right now.� Naruto replied
sarcastically.
�Yeah,
I got it. No need to get so prissy on me.�
�I�m
not prissy!� Naruto exclaimed. �Oh, and I saw my friend Haku with
them, too. I wonder why he�s here.� He mumbled to himself.
�Didn�t
you say it was his birthday or something tonight?� Kyuubi asked.
�DAMN!�
Naruto shouted.
�Sheesh!
You�re way too loud! Oh, and watch your language.� Kyuubi
reminded as she covered her ears.
�Gomen
ne, Kyuubi.� Naruto rubbed the back of his head in a sheepish
manner. �Hey, Kyuubi. You think you could help me take this make-up
off?�
Kyuubi
frowned. �What for?�
�Eto�You
see, I kind of promised Haku I would show up for his birthday.�
Naruto replied uncertainly.
�You
do realize you still have to entertain the guests tonight.� Kyuubi
massaged her temples feeling a slight throb. �And you also have to
hide from that �popular girl�.�
�Ahehehehe��
�There�s
no other way.� Kyuubi said suddenly after moments of thinking.
�Huh?�
Naruto looked at her confusedly.
�Here�s
the plan��
*****************
Haku
craned his neck as he searched for a bright blonde hair in the
crowded room.
�Are
you sure this guy�s even here Haku?� Zabuzza said irately.
�Hmm�I
don�t really know.� Haku replied slowly, looking quite
disappointed.
�What
kind of guy is he anyway! He shouldn�t make you wait for a long
time like this.� The older man growled.
�I�m
sure he has his reasons.� Haku sighed.
�I�m
beginning to hate this guy.� Zabuzza muttered darkly under his
breath.
�I
heard that.� Haku lightly pinched Zabuzza on his shoulder, before
he gave out a sigh. �I guess he just forgot.�
�Now
that�s just plain stupid.� Zabuzza remarked sardonically.
�Whatever.�
Sasuke grumbled as he rose from the table.
�Where
are you going Sasuke-kun?� Ino asked all the while clinging to
Sasuke�s arm.
�To
the bathroom.� Sasuke rolled his eyes as once again he tried to pry
the girl off of him and he then went off.
�My,
would you look at that.� Neji�s amused comment caught the group�s
attention and they turned to look at what he was looking.
�That�s
a really big cake!� Ino gushed.
�Heh.
Whoever owns that must be really rich.� Zabuzza smirked.
�I
wish it was mine though.� Haku said sadly.
�YOUR
WISH IS MY COMMAND!� a cheerful voice said from behind them.
Haku
turned to the owner of the voice and immediately jumped up from his
seat to hug the person. �Naruto! You came!� Haku released the boy
from his hug and gave him a bright smile.
�I�m
sorry I�m late though. I still had to get the cake from the
bakeshop.� The blonde-haired boy smiled sheepishly.
�That
cake�s mine?� Haku�s eyes widened in surprise.
�Of
course!� Naruto nodded happily.
�Thank
you so much!� Haku hugged Naruto again.
Zabuzza
cleared his throat. �Haku, why don�t you introduce him to us
first?� Zabuzza whispered to his lover, secretly jealous of Haku�s
obvious affection for the young blonde.
�Ah!
Gomen! It�s very impolite of me. This is my friend, Uzumaki
Naruto.� Haku proudly introduced Naruto to the group.
�Nice
to meet you guys.� Naruto smiled brightly at Haku�s friends and
shook each of their hands enthusiastically.
�So
Uzumaki-kun�� Zabuzza started.
�Naruto�s
fine.� Naruto interjected.
�Fine,
whatever.� Zabuzza muttered before he continued, �So...tell me,
how come you ended up working here?� he asked.
�Well,
I�m only helping my father. This place is his, you see�and well,
he lacked a few workers so he hired me instead. Saves money or so, he
says.� Naruto explained.
Haku�s
eyes widened in realization. �So that�s why the guard in the
entrance called you boss, earlier!�
�Really?
He called me boss? He must be new around here�� Naruto muttered.
�Naruto-san��
Neji started.
�You
can call me Naruto�without any suffixes included.� Naruto
interrupted Neji with a grin.
�Okay
Naruto,� Neji smirked. �You�re about to get beaten into pulp by
that angry female behind you.�
�Huh?�
Naruto looked confused as he slowly turned around.
�Naruto��
Kyuubi gritted her teeth in anger. �What. Are. You. Doing?� she
bit out slowly.
�Uh��
Naruto gulped nervously. �Chatting?�
�I
SAID FIFTEEN MINUTES YOU DOPE! GET BACK TO WORK!� Kyuubi bellowed.
�Eep!
Yes ma�m!� Naruto squeaked and quickly escaped from Kyuubi�s
wrath.
The
red-haired woman turned to the group. �I�m really sorry about
that. Though I hope you enjoy your meal.� She smiled as if she
wasn�t in berserk mode earlier. �And don�t worry, Naruto will
return to you shortly. He just has to do something his father wants
him to do.�
With
that she left.
**************
�Damn
Kyuubi!� Naruto seethed. �Why did she have to go all Xena,
warrior princess on me!� He growled and quickened his pace,
not really minding his surroundings�that was, until
he found himself sprawled flat on top of somebody.
Naruto�s
eyes widened in shock as he snapped out of his earlier musings. �What
the hell!� he thought incredulously as he felt something soft
and moist underneath his lips.
Eyes
widened a fraction more and most definitely were threatening to pop
out of its sockets as realization hit him�
He�just
kissed a guy.
He
immediately scrambled up to his feet and well, did the manliest thing
he could ever think of.
Uzumaki
Naruto screamed.
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