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READ THIS BEFORE YOU GO FURTHER:
Yo, exrxr here. I'm SOOO sorry!! I think I deleted part 3 of this
fic??? I don't know how that happened and I only found out today. So
so so so so sorry for that technicality!!! Anyways, since it's like
that, I've decided to combine the whole three parts together and make
it represent the one-shot fic it was originally was supposed to be.

Also, as for the
omake, Einld and I have been debating and plotting every night about
this and have come up with the conclusion that we'll put up three
different omakes for this fic (like one for each site this fic is
posted at). So, if there is a pairing that you REALLY wanna see us
put in the omake, review and tell us (but I think we're gonna have
SasuNaru for slashfanfiction, KakaIru here at adultfan and .......
still unsure for fanfiction but maybe still SasuNaru).

Anyways, if you've
read parts 1 and 2 but not part 3 of this fic, scroll down a third of
the way and just start reading somewhere there. Enjoy! ^_^

Title:
Waimo

Authors: Einld and
exrxr

Disclaimers: We don't own 'Naruto' the manga,
anime and now the cartoon on Sky TV. We also do NOT own the wee
little town that this fic is based at. The making of "narutard"
is not ours, they were made by NCH85 (also known as Gender Outlaw
on fanfiction.net).

Naruto belongs to Kishimoto
Masashi.

Warnings: Only FIVE author notes
throughout this fic, bad language, yaoi and sexual content,
SasuNaru-ness. Thus, if author notes piss you off, ignore it like
hell. If bad language offends you, turn a blind eye. If yaoi and
sexual content is not your cup of tea, leave right now. If
SasuNaru-ness does not appeal to your liking, click the 'x' box or
'back' button.

PS:
New Zealand English is used.......ok, maybe our own demented
never-took-seventh-form-english was used.

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He
was so going to kill Kakashi when this was over. Who gives a
rat's ass that he was his superior?! That damn perverted man (who
didn't deserve to be his superior) had decided to leave him with a
demeaning task of "watching for speedsters".

What
the hell has watching for speedsters got to do with appreciating this
town?! If anything it just made him regret moving to the quiet town
in the first place. He thought that coming to a small place out in
the middle of nowhere people would leave him alone. But nooooo . . .
. . . . what does he find out?

The exact opposite.

Everyone
knew everyone which meant that you couldn't step out on the streets
without hearing "so and so did this" or "so and so did
that". The fact that he was a new rookie at the only police
station there did not stop them from gossiping as to why a
"19-year-old city boy" was here. Seriously, was it any of
their business as to why he came here?

But dammit, he refused
to be agitated by their gossip. Besides that fact, this town was
acceptable. He wasn't bothered by fan-girls 24/7 (like in his
previous home town) and this town is peaceful.

Sasuke
sat behind the wheel bored. So far no-one had come by the area he was
watching. His eyes flickered over to the speed camera to make sure it
was still working and then to the houses nearby. He had parked his
car out on the curb on a grassy lawn. Since this was nearly out of
town with only a few houses scattered apart, not a person was in
sight. He was situated between the two speeding posts of 50 km/h and
70 km/h. Not a tree was in sight and he was seen as plain as a huge
fat strawberry on top of vanilla ice cream.

Really, who
would be stupid enough to speed here? Sasuke dryly thought.

Not
a moment later, a dingy looking old truck speed past.

I
take that back. There IS someone stupid......how the hell did he miss
this car? It's a police car for Christ-sake! Damn that
Kakashi......once I get my hands on him he'll wish he had never been
born!

Sasuke grimly started after the offender and turned
the sirens on. Hands clutched the steering wheels tightly as thoughts
of ways to inflect pain on Kakashi flew by.

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Naruto
was humming to himself happily as he drove his ol' trucky to Iruka's
place. Tonight they were gonna have Iruka's homemade noodle special -
which is sooooo much better than the 2 minute Maggi noodles
that he always ate. Just thinking about it made the blond drool.

Naruto glanced at the time on his dash board and blue eyes
widened in shock. Was it really 6 o'clock already?! He swore that
when he left work it was 5 o'clock!! He had stopped by New Worlds to
pick up some food and then bumped into Kiba on the way out.

(A/Ns:
'New Worlds' is a big supermarket chain)

Oh no! He was going
to be late for his noodles!!

Naruto pressed down on the
accelerator in determination. He was gonna get there even if he had
to speed. Cold noodles ain't as satisfying as fresh hot ones.

Just
as he past the 70 km/h sign he heard the most awful less sound.
Sirens. Not just any sirens but police ones. Looking at his rear view
mirror he saw the dreaded white-with-blue-strips police car.

Gee
these cops are getting too good. Almost as though they KNOW that I
was going to speed! Aaawww shit! How am I supposed to pay for the
fine?! I don't have that much money! I'm poor! Hang on. If it's
Kakashi I can just wait till he steps out of the car.......then speed
off. I'll get Iruka to talk to him, that way I won't get in
trouble......I just gotta pull out the waterworks on Iruka to help
me.

Naruto pulled over onto the green grass. He checked
in his rear view mirror to see if the familiar grey haired man was
gonna step out.

To his horror he found it wasn't. Instead it
was Uchiha Sasuke; the rookie cop. Okay so he wasn't really a rookie
cop (a hot shot so he's heard - but he'd be damned if he'll call him
that). Moreover, this guy was cold and the chances of him letting him
off were zero-to-none.

However, Naruto wasn't the No. 1
prankster AND nicknamed "fox" for his oh-so-lovely mischief
nature for nothing. He thought of how he was going to get himself out
of this one. He'd seen girls throw themselves at Sasuke but the guy
just ignores them. So maybe he has chance of . . . . . . not getting
a ticket.

With his plan in motion, he folded his orange cargo
shorts so that they looked more like stubbies. Pulling the waistband
down to sit lower on his hips, a toned and tanned flat stomach was
revealed. After that he then pushed the strap of his white singlet on
his right shoulder down, exposing his flawless shoulder and smooth
neck.

(A/Ns: 'stubbies' are those really short shorts
that were worn in fashion in NZ around the 70-80s. Also, we drive our
cars on the LEFT-hand side of the road. Not the right.)

Just
in time the blond heard a sharp rap on his window signalling Sasuke's
arrival. As he rolled down his window, he flicked his blond hair out
of his eyes (imitating what he'd seen girls do).

"Yes....officer?"
Naruto timidly spoke (shy bashful girls always seem to melt people's
heart) and blinked his eyes a couple a times for effect.

Sasuke
raised his eyebrow at the unexpected display. Was the blond stupid or
stupid? His eyebrow twitched at the blatant amount of flesh
exposed.

He's heard of the blond's infamous pranks and
boisterous tactics but this was the Uchiha's first meeting with the
mischief fox. To say he was disappointed was an understatement.
Sasuke was actually expecting something different from the
other.....not this show of affection that was always passed to
him by practically everyone he had stopped.

The raven-haired
officer whipped out his ticket pad and crisply said, "You were
speeding."

"........really?" He flicked out
his blond hair and began to twirl a stray lock around his
finger.

Damn this is not working! I'll have to try harder -
maybe I'll have to pull out the big gun . . . . . . but what is the
big gun?!

. . . . . . does this mean that I will have to give
him a blow job? –shock– I don't wanna get
Uchiha-cooties!

"Yes . . . really. Licence?"
Sasuke replied, not taking interest in the blond whatsoever.

"Ah
ha. Um, yes. Of course." mumbled the blond as he rummaged around
his pockets to look for his green licence.

(A/Ns: the
green licence is like the full licence. Yellow is restricted, blue is
learners. Damn NZ licencing system)

Argh! What am I going
to do??!! Nothing seems to be working on that stupid cold bastard!
thought Naruto as he "tried" to search for his licence.
"Tried" in that he was deliberately searching places he
knew where his licence was not so that he could buy himself some much
needed emergency thinking time.

An energy saving light bulb
seemed to have lit up as a more devious idea came to the blond's
mind.

Heh. Let's see how you take this
o-f-f-i-c-e-r.

Smiling just a tad too sweetly in Sasuke's
opinion, Naruto unbuckled his seatbelt and leaned over to the
passenger on one knee.

"I think I left it in here, hang
on a minute officer." Purred the blond as he presented
his tight ass to the Uchiha's viewing.

"Uh, this is sooo
hard. I think it's stuck. I'm gonna have to squeeze my hand in
this tight....space." moaned the blond.

Sasuke
looked down at the blond, or rather, looked down at the enticing
piece of ass that was presented to his obsidian eyes and devious
subconscious's.

/ Well, well, well. Would you look at that
juicy hunk of meat there? / whistled a low cheeky voice.

Wah?
thought the Uchiha as he scowled at the offending presence in his
conscious mind.

A small poof appeared on the right hand side
of the young officer's shoulder and a mini Sasuke look-alike appeared
clad in a pair of tight leather jeans, a bling bling hung around his
neck with 'spank me' inscribed on it, no shirt, no shoes and
definitely no underwear.

(A/Ns: 'bling bling' is slang
for any type of jewellery that shines. In this case it's a silver
chain)

Not soon afterwards, another poof appeared on the
Uchiha's left shoulder. Another mini Sasuke appeared wearing a pair
of white shorts (not stubbies!) and a white high-collared shirt.

-
Che. You're opinion is not needed here you half dressed shit face.
-

/ What'd you call me you asexual monk boy?! /

- Hn.
You heard me the first time. Don't make me repeat myself. -

/
Hmph! Like I care. You're just annoyed cause you're not getting any
of that nice piece of tosh that sexy blond is offering here.
/

"Ahhh!" groaned the blond as he pulled his
hand from searching the clove box and placing them behind his back
and down to his bum. Feeling his own back pockets with his butt still
exposed to the other's now intensified gaze, Naruto tried to find his
licence which he knew were just there.

Sasuke gulped as he
watched the tanned hand move enticingly over the orange cargo shorts,
patting every now and then in search of the fore mentioned green
licence. Devil Sasuke appeared to have whipped out a video camera out
of nowhere and was capturing the whole event to burn on DVD so he
could watch it on his 42 inch plasma TV screen later. Angel Sasuke
made a mental note to get a copy of that DVD before coming back to
reality.

- STOPPP!!! - yelled out Angel Sasuke as he
tried to get Sasuke to cease his obvious starring which would
embarrass all three of them before the blond could turn around.

Shaking his head to dispel the two imaginary figures on his
shoulder, the Uchiha glared at the offending piece of orange
shorts.

"Ah ha! I found it!" cried the blond as he
whipped his licence from out of his back pocket, turned around to sit
back on his seat and handed said licence to a glaring Sasuke.

Damn!
I thought that would work! Argh! Now what am I going to do?? Iruka's
going to have my head for this!

Grounding his teeth in
irritation, Sasuke hastily took the offered licence and swiftly noted
down all the details. Ripping the paper off with a flourish, the
raven-haired officer handed the ticket and licence to the
blond.

Naruto stared at the ticked. He blinked once, looked at
the paper again and blinked twice. Maybe he was seeing things. Surely
it didn't say $120 for speeding and $250 for . . . . . indecent
exposure!

"WHAT?!" Naruto exploded, all thoughts
of trying to sex himself up vanished out the car window. Instead, the
thought of beating the living daylights out of the rookie cop seemed
more enticing.

"What are you?! NUTS?!?! Indecent
exposure??"

Sasuke was taken aback from the
previously quiet blond. In fact he was a little shocked even though
it didn't show on his face except for his eyes widening only a
fraction. So far, all those he'd meet had tried to butter him up or
weasel themselves out of receiving the ticket even after the ticket
was issued. Yet this boy......
The Uchiha quirked an eyebrow, the
blond was definitely interesting.

"You look like a
whore." He smirked as he made the snide comment.

A fuse
just broke above the blond's forehead, he was officially now pissed.
He angrily threw open his door in which Sasuke sidestepped
easily.

"You fucking bastard! Good for nothing
mother-fucktard of a....." Streams of Naruto's very own unique
curses flew out of his mouth at the stoic young man before he
launched himself at the smirking young officer.

Before the
blond could reach him, Sasuke had dodged the incoming blow and
effectively handcuffed the shorter youth against the old truck. He'd
had numerous experiences like this so it was simple to capture the
furious blond. That and Naruto was clumsy at throwing his
punches.

"You have the right to remain silent, anything
you say or do will be used against you." Sasuke monotonously
recited the standard words.

Shocked and speechless at what
just occurred, Naruto just gapped at the cop. He was brought out of
his stupor when Sasuke manhandled him to the police car.

Did
he just touch my BUTT?!?!

"Help!" Naruto
hollered as he realised Sasuke (damn cops were all perverts!) was
molesting him!

"Help! Rape! Police!!"

"I
am the police." Sasuke said flatly.

". . . . . .
KAKASHI!!"

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Somewhere on a farm......an unsuspecting grey haired man
sneezed.

"Ahhh-chooo!"

"Oh, have you
caught the flu Constable Hatake?" enquired a brunette man with a
unique scar across his nose.

"Ahh, of course not! You
can call me Kakashi, I'm not working you know." grinned said
man.

"Oh, ok Kakashi." The brunette replied
sheepishly. Brown eyes then looked out the window in worry.

"Do
you think something happened to Naruto? Usually he'd be here right
about now, especially since I'm cooking his favourite dish."

"Nope.
If anything happens, lil' Sasuke would fix the problem - he's on duty
now."

"Sasuke?"

"The new bloke from
the city." explained the silver-haired man.

"I see.
. . . ." pondered Iruka.

"No need to worry, if
anything happens that kid will fix it up. He came highly recommended
from his previous station. Naruto will be in good hands."

"Alright
then. Would you like to stay for dinner then Kakashi?"

"Why
I thought you'd never ask." replied the grinning man.

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Naruto was sulking - wait lets rephrase that sentence coz
Naruto doesn't do sulking.

He was
angry-but-he-wasn't-going-to-let-that-bastard-see-he-was-angry-so-that-bad-egg-would-gloat.

He
still hadn't been able to convince the guy to let him off the hook.
Everything in his books hadn't been able to deter the guy (was he
even human?!?!)

From getting to know the guy:

"So
I heard you moved down here from the Christchurch?"

(A/Ns:
Christchurch is a big flat city known for its gardens.)

"Hn."

"Must
have been a few long hours drive eh?"

". . . ."

To flattering him:

"You know you have really
nice hair, and your eyes – wow! I've newer seen such a colour
on anybody!"

"They're black."

". .
. .Oh. . . . Soooo, can I touch it? I mean your hair. It's so silky
and soft!"

"Hn."

To the blond's last
resort of threatening/blackmailing/peer pressuring the now dubbed
cold-ice-bitch-from-Antarctica:

"If you don't let me
go right this minute I will tell Kakashi that you tried to rape me!
You'll lose your job, your reputation! No one will ever like you.

Everyone will hate you and they won't even give you free
noodles!! So whaddya say? Let me go and I'll forget alllllll bout
it?"

"No."

Heck! Even offering him
females didn't work:

"There's this really hot chick I
know...you want a date with her? She's really awesome! I can give you
her phone number if you let me go. . ." Of course not that he'd
tell him that he didn't know any, he'll just give him some random
number.

". . . ."

Naruto even went as
far as to do his sob story:

". . .and then my dad ran
after my mum and they both fell down the cliff together. They were
like huuuuuuu-splat! Since then I've never known a parent's love.
Iruka was the only one who took me in. He was so kind enough to raise
me even though he was poor himself. I sold my noodle cups so that it
could pay at least some of the rent. Sometimes I even went without
supper so that we had some money."

"Get a job."

It
was utterly pointless. The guy was cruel!

Just then the yellow
brick building came into view; it loomed over the blond like a death
sentence. It was the police station.....which was situated directly
opposite the local pub as odd as it may seem. Luckily for Naruto, the
pub was quiet on this fine Wednesday afternoon. Everyone had already
gone home and the place was like a ghost town (except for the dairy
and fish 'n' chip that was still opened).

Sasuke drove the car
into the parking lot behind the yellow building. He parked the car
then got out of his seat. Taking Naruto by his cuffed hands, the
Uchiha dragged the blond towards the back entrance. As they entered
the building down a light-blue corridor into the foyer, Sasuke was
stopped by one of his colleagues. Someone whom he'd rather not see,
not see period actually.

It was Neji.

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Neji was finishing up some minor paperwork before heading off
home to his wife, Hinata. Yup married life was bliss. He had a good
loving wife to go home to. It looked like fate was smiling upon
him.

Locking his office door behind him, Neji strode out of
the winding corridor into the foyer which he expected to see no one
there.

To his surprise he found it was that kid and . .
. . was that Naruto?!

His blank orbs took in Naruto's rumpled
state; messy blond hair, one shoulder singlet strap slipped down, a
flushed face, shorts riding low and to top it off, one side of his
orange shorts was riding higher than the other.

The older
officer turned to stare at the Uchiha's annoyed scowl and raised his
eyebrow in questioning. He noted how unusually dishevelled Uchiha's
hair was.

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Naruto's
eyes lit up as he caught sight of Neji - he'll help for sure!

"Neji
help me!" the blond cried out pitifully.

"I'm
married to Hinata." came the bland reply.

"Huh?
What's this got to do with Hinata?" Naruto stared confusedly
back at the married Hyuuga.

"Participating in another's
sexual fantasy is considered cheating." Neji stated and he threw
a smirk at the stoic cop beside Naruto before walking away from the
duo.

"Eh? I don't get that? What did Neji mean?"
Naruto replied as he turned his cerulean orbs to see – was that
a BLUSH on the stoic boy?!

Sasuke only glared back at the
retreating figure as he tried to get all the naughty imagery of a
chained up blond panting to be whipped out of his mind.

Damn
that Hyuuga! Just because he's 3 years my senior he thinks he knows
everything. Che.

Instead of answering the blond's
questions, Sasuke pushed him forwards into another corridor, all the
while ignoring the shorter teen's complaints.

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Continuing
down the lone corridor, Sasuke stopped in front of one of the many
nameless doors. Fishing out his keys, the Uchiha opened the dark blue
door and shoved the blond not-so-gently inside the room.

The
first thing Naruto noticed was the stuffiness of the room. Well it
was actually a jail room if that caged bar that went from one side of
the wall to the other was anything to go by. It took up nearly
three-quarters of the room and the only other item in to note in the
room was the small office desk that was situated between the bars and
the door. Before Naruto had a chance to further observe his living
conditions in which he was going to occupy for the next few hours,
Sasuke grabbed him and pushed him in behind the bar doors.

"Hey!
That was uncalled for! Bastard." Naruto muttered.

".
. . ." Yeah his cop was so ever so talkative.

Naruto
took a few steps around the gravel floored jail that he was going to
be spending for the rest of the night. Lying against the wall was a
bare cotton bed and a window (with bars) above it. On the other end
far end was a toilet that had nooooooo privacy what-so-ever (which
just proves how perverted the police are Naruto reasoned). Also, next
to the toilet was a small basin to wash one's hands.

Oh
how wonderful, I'm sooooo pleased to be here tonight. There's so much
stuff to do. Naruto thought sarcastically.

"So . . .
. Officer what's for today's agenda? Uno? I spy? Or cards? I can play
a mean game of Black Jack, whaddya say? You up for it?" Naruto
asked eagerly as boredom had already set in his mind.

Sasuke
ignored him and went about to do his own written reports. He turned
on the air condition that was above the desk and started on his daily
report.

"You know this place is pretty boring, you
should tell Kakashi that he needs to upgrade this place. Maybe
install a bathroom-coz seriously this lil basin ain't gonna cut it."
Naruto peered down at the small washy-thingy with a scowl marring his
face.

"And this bed . . . "

He leaped onto
the bed.

" . . is not that comfy, or bouncy for that
matter. What you need are those awesome Sleepyhead King sized bed.
Shikamaru has one of those-lucky guy! But then again you need one of
those if you're married. Seriously, I didn't see that one coming; him
and Ino. Those two are like total opposites! I didn't even know they
were going out until he invited me to their wedding. And man was that
wedding awesome!"

Naruto whistled appreciatively as the
memory came back to him. Tanned hands clasped behind his head as he
lay down on the stiff mattress.

"Everyone was there, they
had a cake and best of all, free food! There was my favourite
food-well my favourite food is noodles but they had Herseys cookies
'n' cream which is just as good. Ohhh so yummy . . . . just thinking
about it makes me hungry." Naruto drooled at the image of his
next-favourite-food.

"You know it's real hot in here . .
. . is the air conditioner even on?" the blond whined as he
fanned himself.

"Yes." Came the unexpected
reply.

"I can't bre-hey! Did you just answer me?! Wow you
can talk! Wait a minute did you say the air conditioner was working?"
Naruto propped himself up and stared at the seated cop. Cerulean eyes
drifted to the wall behind the Uchiha until they settled on a
white-shaped box embedded on the wall above the other's desk.

"The
hell?! Are you telling me that you've got the air conditioner?! How
come I can't feel it? I'm the guest here-HELLO! Geeze that's
so unfair I've only got a window here that doesn't even open and it's
barred! Injustice!"

Naruto glared at the emotionless guy,
he glared so much that he it was drilling holes into the other's
back. But in actual fact Sasuke didn't feel anything.

What
to do? What to do? Naruto thought exasperatedly. He was in a
stuffy room, it was hot, he was sweating (well near enough) and his
captor didn't give two hoots about it.

Soooo. . . . . . .
what I need is some water to cool me down since
me-who-can't-talk-to-people won't give me any air conditioning! Hmmm
. . . where to find water-oh that's right that small wishy-washy
thingy!

Naruto walked over to the basin and turned the tap
on. Cupping his hand under the running water, he threw the water over
his face. Droplets of water splashed onto the floor.

Stupid
Sasuke . . . I'll make you clean up this mess.

The young
cop turned his head as he heard a different sound coming from the
blond. The unexpected sight that greeted the Uchiha made onyx eyes
widen a
fraction. The glistening tanned skin sparkled under the
moonlights gaze, golden hair glowed as Naruto took on the appearance
(to Sasuke) of a fallen angel under the afternoon's rays.

The
blatant amount of flesh exposed did not go unnoticed by the young
raven-haired man either. All too sudden, Sasuke found the room just a
tad too hot even under the cool puffs of cold air the air
conditioning system provided. In fact, the air conditioning only
seemed to torture the Uchiha as the cool contrast on his heating skin
seemed to arouse a certain part of his body that was under the desk.

This did not bond well for the raven-haired officer.
Especially when there was a half-naked blond behind prison bars that
looked like Uchiha's fantasy-come-true dreams. That or it was from a
porn video, a very XXX-rated porn video.

"Aahh . . . ."
Naruto let out satisfying sigh while Sasuke's mind took it as a moan
of pleasure.

Obsidian eyes zoomed in on the blond's plush
lips as a tongue darted out to wet the chapped flesh. They became a
ruby red that Sasuke swore no man should ever have and every girl
would die for.

Naruto looked down at his now wet singlet top
and pulled it off. Using a dry place from his top, he wiped the
excess moisture from his little "reviving shower" off. That
and in case he caught a cold.....for which Iruka would kill him even
more for dangering his own health.

Sasuke's eyes stayed
fixated on the lithe (nude) form that was being revealed before his
sight. Unconsciously he licked his lips and gulped. If he hadn't
known that Naruto was a boy he could have mistaken him for a girl.
With his slim waist and slender arms one really had to wonder if he
was a girl.

Idly, the raven-haired officer wondered what the
blond had that had caught his eye. Could it have been the blond hair
and blue eyes? Obviously that was a 'no' as another blonde blue-eyed
"creature" came into view. Grimacing at the unpleasant
memories that thought brought, the Uchiha turned back to watching the
other blond as discretely as possible.

Or maybe it was
because the other was a boy? Does that mean that he, Uchiha Sasuke
was gay? Could it be? Well, it would certainly explain quite a few
things.....like how painfully aroused he was getting from just
watching the other and how much his body just wanted to go over there
and make the blond moan his name while he-

He really shouldn't
be thinking such thoughts like this! He was a police cop; an enforcer
of law-

- Yes yes, you're the moral of all things right.
You shouldn't take advantage of the defenceless. -

/ Hn. No
way am I letting you ruin our chance this time! /

Startled
out of his thoughts for the second time that afternoon, the two
miniature Sasukes appeared on his shoulders.

- Don't
listen to blackie over there. He's just jealous coz he hasn't got any
for a long while. Just ignore the blond idiot and finish the report
so we can all go home. -

/ What?! Are you crazy??? /
Interrupted the devil.

/ This is a 19 year-old man
we're talking to here. He has needs! And what he needs now is that
hot body over there! Not some demeaning task of report writing! /
The devil leered suggestively at the unbeknownst blond.

/
You're a cop-you can do anything! Isn't that why you became a cop?
/

- Hmph! Patience is a virtue. You can't take a person by
force- -

/ You can't rape the willing. / The devil replied
smugly

At that Angel Sasuke faltered in his speech.

/
Come on. Look over there. Can't you see him moaning to be
fucked senseless? / leered the Devil Sasuke.

- Ah.....
–

/ And think about how he'd feel around our cock. So
hot and tight.... / Smirking at the other's easily aroused state,
Devil Sasuke was about to bait the other more when another moan
escaped from the caged bars.

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Naruto
had turned around to find the Uchiha starring off into space. Sighing
in boredom, the blond looked around to find if there was anything in
the hell-hole of a prison that could occupy his attention. Finding
nothing, the fox placed his forearms on the cool horizontal bars,
hands dangling on the other side of the room and head bowed
down.

Moaning at the cool contact the bars provided, the blond
lifted up his head and placed his forehead on the cold steel.
Relishing in the refreshing coolness, blond lashes fluttered shut as
Naruto's mind went into oblivion for the meantime.

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Sasuke
gulped at the sexy Kodak picture of the blond against the bars. Angel
Sasuke drooled a lil at the sexy Kodak picture of the blond against
the bars. Devil Sasuke..........(^^);; started to.........at the sexy
Kodak picture of the blond against the bars.

/ Ah! God!
Fuck! Yeah! / rasped Devil Sasuke.

Snapped out of his
one-sided drooling contest, Angel Sasuke looked over to the other
side of the shoulder to see Devil Sasuke enjoying the view of the
"sexy Kodak picture of the blond against the bars" too
much.

- What, prey to hell, do you think you're DOING?! –

One eye opened slowly to regard the raging Angel on the other
side. Quirking his eyebrow up at the other, Devil Sasuke contemplated
whether he should explain or not.

- What the hell is wrong
with you?! And don't tell me you were thinking about screwing him! I
know what's on your mind so get it out of the gutter! We are NOT
going to fuck that tight lil ass of his!! Nor are we going to drill
him into the mattress so he can't breathe no more! Or have him
screaming out our name senseless! I don't care how tight and hot his
ass will feel! I don't care if this is the kinkiest thing that could
ever happen! I do- -

/ We've got handcuffs. /

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Naruto tried to hold back the moan that
was threatening to escape his rather reddish lips.

How did
I get into this kind of mess?? Thought the distressed blond as a
very-wet-tongue-that-was-not-his-own-tongue started to lick a very
hot and nice trail up to is ear.

"Ah-ha...ha."

// - - - - Flashback - - - -
//

A predatory smirk graced the Uchiha's face before
his features were schooled back into the impassive person he was. In
the span of two seconds flat, the Uchiha had advanced towards the
unsuspecting blond in three strides, with a speed and stealth that
only a highly trained officer could have.

Click!

"Wh-What
do you think you're doing Bastard! Let me go right now! Y-You can't
do this to me! That's injustice!"

"Hn. I'm surprised
you know the meaning of that dobe." Whispered the Uchiha as one
pale hand passed through the bars to rake the tanned chest that was
now within reach.

"H-Hey! S-Stop i-i-it!" stuttered
the blond as he tried to put as much distance between himself and the
cold hand of the other. Well, as much as his handcuffed hands would
allow which was now trapped on the other side of the bars.

W-What's
he doing?! H-He isn't interested in guys,
r-right?!!

"P-Pervert! D-Don't to-touch m-me!
T-That's r-rape!" exclaimed the distraught fox.

"Hmph."
was the blond's only response as he saw the pale hand retreat back to
the other side of the prison cell.

Sighing in relief, Naruto
relaxed his tense shoulders before he felt himself suddenly tugged
forward by his wrists. An 'eep' escaped the surprised ruby lips
before they were silenced by another.

Noooo! I'm too young
to be raped! was the initial thought that ran through the blond's
mind.

Ngh.......ah.....ar....... were the next thoughts
that ran through Naruto's mind as soft lips that was still the
Uchiha's started to nibble and suck on his bottom
lip.

"Ah.....ha...ha..." panted the blond as he
tried to get much needed air into his lungs before his lips were
recaptured into another searing kiss.

Naruto was slowly
starting to turn into a pile of goo as the seconds turned into
minutes with the other's lips still locked onto his. The blond's mind
started to get hazy from all of the tingling sensations coursing
through his lithe frame and the lack of oxygen. Make that a fuzzy
mind induced by one Uchiha's skilful lip manipulation.

The
fox then gasped out in surprise as his body was pulled flush against
cool steel bars. One cold hand settled at the base of the blond's
neck, twirling with the silky strands there, while another raked down
his lean back before settling possessively on his backside.

Taking
the offered opening before him, Sasuke slid his tongue into the hot,
wet cavern. Slowly and sensually he ran his tongue around the blond's
teeth and mouth, mapping everything to memory.

Moaning deeply
as the Uchiha's tongue played around with his own, Naruto felt his
skin heat up more than before. The blond tried to push himself closer
to the bars to cool his heated skin and to get closer to the good
tingling sensations the other was giving him.

A low laugh
ruptured from Sasuke's throat as he pulled away from the blond's
swollen lips. Looking at the panting prisoner before him, a certain
part of his autonomy started to throb painfully and remind him of his
still hard member that was caused by none other than the person on
the other side of the bars.

Intense obsidian eyes regarded
the half-naked blond in front of him. Naruto stood flush against the
bars, wrists handcuffed and a deep blush painting tanned cheeks. The
afternoon sunlight filtered through the only available window up
behind the blond, creating a yellow halo around the slim teenager.
Blond eyelashes fluttered half-way open to show the lightest baby
blue.

God he's beautiful.

Panting for air,
Naruto tried to regulate his heart that was running a few hundred
miles per second. Blinking a few times to get his mind out of the
muddled haze it had been in, the blond's gaze feel upon the lone desk
on the other side of the bars. Quizzical eyes quickly scanned the
other side of the room to locate the occupant that should be
there.

"Did you miss me?" enquired a low, husky
voice near the blond's right ear before a wet tongue came out to
slowly lick the shell.

// - - - - End of Flashback -
- - - //

S-Shit! He's fast!

Naruto
half jumped in surprise and anticipation at the closeness of the
other's body pressed so enticingly against his flustered one. Never
before had the fox experienced any of these touches with such heated
passion before. Sure, being the curious teenager as he was, he had
experienced kissing another person but never did he feel so many
emotions given and received in one simple contact.

Also, if
his guardian ever found out that he had done "some
experimenting" with someone else........well, you could just say
that he'd be interrogated like a first degree murderer before he'd be
grounded for the rest of his life.

Some might call him a
daddy's boy for his inexperience in such fields but nobody dared pick
this up with Iruka who can be quite intimidating when need be. In
fact, if the other knew where the blond was now, they would be
blowing their steam off at temperatures that could rival hot lava.
And if the other ever found out that he was handcuffed behind
a prison cell with a police officer that was ravaging his neck with
intentions that could only lead to kinky sex......

S-Shit!!
Iruka's go-going to k-kill m-me!

"D-Don't!" came
the weak reply as Naruto tried to manoeuvre himself out of the very
tight predicament that he had unintentionally found himself
in.

However the blond's protests were ignored by the Uchiha,
if the leg that was pushed between his tanned ones were any
indication. One pale hand snaked up the quivering muscles to play
with a hardening nipple while the other hovered just above the seam
of the only piece of clothing left on the blond.

"S-S-Stop!"
gasped the blond as Sasuke bit the tanned shoulder before running his
tongue over the mark as a mock apology.

"'Don't stop'?
Alright." replied the smirking raven-haired officer as his hand,
which was lying dangerously low on the slim waist, delved into the
cargo pants.

Wrapping his hand around the half-hardened shaft
underneath silky boxers, Sasuke started a slow torturous massage of
the others member, picking up his pace as he felt the other shudder
against his own aroused form.

"S-Someone
w-w....ah....w-will...ah...ah...s-see!" gasped the blond as he
tried to force his body to stop betraying him.

"Let them
watch." came the husky reply as the other pale hand came up to
turn the other's head around, silencing the blond's protests in a
dominating french kiss.

In Naruto's muddled mind and state,
nothing made sense and only clipped words of 'sadist' and 'kinky'
filtered through before the blond lost himself in the rising lust.
However, he mutely noted the hard object that can only be the
Uchiha's member rock sensually against his inner thigh. This piece of
information only made the places the other was touching him feel as
if they were on fire.

All of the blond's blood seemed to have
rushed down south as his member was pumped faster. A rising ball of
tension started to form in the fox's abdomen. Every muscle within
Naruto's lithe form quivered as the ball of bubbling nerves built on
top of each other. The compressing tightness at the bottom of his
stomach started to become too much as the Uchiha made a final
squeeze.

"Argh!" cried the blond as he broke away
from the Uchiha's lips and emptied himself inside his boxers.

Sasuke
bought his hand out of the other's shorts before both hands went to
work in ridding the blond of his last strands of clothing. After the
offending garments were tossed to the side, the pale hands settled on
the slim waist as his tongue darted out to lick its way up the slick
neck to nibble lazily on an earlobe.

"We're not finished
yet." came the sultry voice.

Naruto couldn't even put up
much of a protest as his hands clung to the bars to stop himself from
falling over after the most intense moment he had ever had. Even when
the blond had experimented around with his own body (without anybody
knowing), he did not get such a great level of pleasure as he got
from the other touching him.

Sasuke brought the other's chin
around to somewhat face him as a few pale fingers came to caress the
swollen red lips of the blond.

"Suck." Was the only
command given before said digits were pushed in.

Glassy
summer-blue orbs meet midnight-black ones filled with passion and
lust. Entranced by the emotions swirling in them, Naruto slowly began
to suck the wet fingers. His mind did not have a clue as to why he
obeyed but it didn't care either way.

Sasuke's gaze shifted
lower to the lips that were wrapped around his fingers and gulped as
a pink tongue came to twirl around his fingers. Feeling his own
member harden further at the provocative sight before him, the Uchiha
pulled his fingers out before plunging them back into the sweet warm
cavern. A groan escaped low in his throat as his mind provided him
with what could be in that hot cavern.

The blond startled in
surprise at the low groan but relaxed as the source proved to be from
the Uchiha. The lust in those obsidian eyes intensified under his
mouth's ministrations and his limp member started to stir slightly
back to life. Feeling a bit devious, the fox started to suck
seductively on the pro-offered fingers. The blond may have not had
many real-life sexual experiences but that's what the TV and net were
for, right? Right.

The Uchiha's vision zeroed in on the little
show that the blond seemed to be providing with his mouth.

God!
I'm about to come just from watching him! thought the
raven-haired officer. He felt every drop of his blood rush southward
to collect quite painfully at his already aching member.

Pulling
out his more than wet fingers from the hot cavern, Sasuke covered the
blond's lips with his own, thrusting his tongue in and out like the
way his fingers had done earlier. Slowly, the officer trailed his wet
fingers down to the blond's butt check before circling the tight ring
of the other's entrance. His other hand left the other's hip to go
back to fondling the blond's length as a distraction. Finding that
the fox's member was already starting to harden, the Uchiha smirked
against the other's sweaty skin before placing feather-light kisses
along the shoulder blades.

"This will hurt but try to
relax." A finger pushed into the tight ring just as the
raven-haired officer started to stroke the hardening member.

Naruto
tried to relax against the intruding finger that, in his opinion,
shouldn't be there but is. It wasn't exactly painful, just
uncomfortable and weird. However, the second finger that entered a
few minutes later did send a message of pain in which the blond
started to squirm at the intrusions.

"R-Relax." Came
the strained voice of one Uchiha Sasuke.

God! S-So
tight!

Stretching the taut muscles with his two fingers,
Sasuke's other hand continued to stroke up and down the other's
member. Rubbing his thumb over the tip to smear the pre-cum that was
dripping out; Sasuke felt the lithe frame shake again in suppressed
anticipation.

Curling his pale fingers a little, the Uchiha
tried to find the spot that would make Naruto feel more pleasure than
he had received a few minutes prior. After a few enquiring probes,
Sasuke got his answer when the blond gasped out loud and leaned
shakily against his fully clothed form.

"ARGH!"
cried the blond as that same spot was toyed with again.

Panting
for air, Naruto tried to get enough oxygen into his already overly
pleasured form while pushing himself back on the other's fingers. A
whimper escaped his lips as the fingers withdrew completely out of
his stretched entrance.

Sasuke smirked at the whimper he heard
as he made quick work of the belt that held his blue pants up.
Drawing his engorged member out from his own boxers and into the
afternoon air, the Uchiha gasped at the feel of the room's cooler
temperature. Licking a wet trail up the tanned neck, Sasuke nibbled
at an earlobe while fisting the blond's member lucidly.

Something
much bigger than two fingers started probing at the blond's entrance
which bought Naruto out of his current state.

"W-Wha!"
came the startled question from swollen crimson lips.

Keeping
the other distracted with a heated kiss, Sasuke's other unoccupied
hand came back to position his own member at the blond's small
entrance. Pushing slowly in, the raven-haired officer managed to push
the tip of his member in before both hands came out to hold onto the
slim waist to stop the other from pulling away.

"Ngh!"
was the strained out burst that came from the blond's mouth as he
ripped himself away from the other's lips.

"R-Re-Relax...ah..."
came the Uchiha's shaky reply.

Tanned hands wound themselves
around the prison bars in a deathly grip to voice the immense pain he
was going through. With his head down and his chest heaving, the
blond tried to calm down his trembling form as the Uchiha pushed his
member deeper.

Absent-mindedly Sasuke bit the blond's shoulder
as he tried to suppress his urge to just slam straight into the other
and fuck him senseless. Groaning into the shoulder that his mouth
still had hold of, the Uchiha stilled for a few minutes to let the
other adjust to the new length and size. Releasing his hold on the
other's waist, one hand went back to fondling the blond's member
while the other came to tease the forgotten nipples.

Gasping
at the unexpected pleasure, Naruto's breath hitched in his throat.
Leaning back onto the other's firm chest, the blond's head came to
rest on the Uchiha's left shoulder while his hips shifted forward and
back. It was still painful whenever he pushed back but the other
things that the Uchiha was doing was more than enough to take his
mind off the pain.

Tilting his blond head to face the other,
Naruto released his death-like grip on the bars as the pain subsided.
Nuzzling the neck that was within reach, a pink tongue darted out to
lick small swirls up the other's pale skin to play at an earlobe.
Making small bites at the ear, Naruto took the lobe into his mouth
and sucked, moaning at his own rising pleasure. Releasing the piece
of flesh after a few sucks, the blond panted heavily against the
other's ear as the pace on his member increased and his mind lost
concentration.

"Ah! Ha ha ha...." panted the blond
as his hold on the bars tightened to release some of the tightening
pressure in his abdomen.

Feeling his resolve break into a
thousand pieces, Sasuke pulled himself out of the blond before
snapping his pelvis forward and imbedding himself back to the
hilt.

"ARGH!!" cried Naruto either from the pain or
the pleasure or both.

Thrusting at a more subdued force than
the first one, the pale hand that was fondling the other's chest
trekked down a quivering side, down taut muscles to land within the
right inner thigh of the blond's. Rubbing sensually along the sweaty
flesh, the Uchiha hooked his hand underneath the kneecap, guiding the
other's foot to land on the low horizontal bar of the prison cell.
Then, changing the angle of his thrusts, the raven-haired officer
searched for that same pad of nerves that would turn the pain into
pleasure.

"ARGH!!!" came the second cry in the last
few minutes or so.

Smirking at how responsive the other was,
Sasuke angled his thrusts so that he was hitting the same bundle of
nerves that made the other go insane.

"H-H...ah ha
ha....H-Harder!" cried the blond as he started to meet the
other's thrusts.

Grunting in response, the Uchiha picked up
his pace with the original force of his first thrust.

"Ah!
Ha, ha, ha. S-S....S-Sa...." panted the blond as the clinking
sound of the handcuffs on steel bars increased in rhythm from the
forceful thrusts of the
other.

Clink.......Clink.......Clink.......Clink...Clink...Clink.Clink.Clink-Clink-Clink

The
Uchiha pumped the other's member in time with his thrusts, groaning
lowly in his throat every time his own groin re-entered through that
tight hot ring of muscles. Raking his unoccupied hand up and down the
other's sweat laden form, the raven-haired officer's hand worshipped
the flawless skin before settling on the trembling abdomen.

"S-Sa-.....ah....ha, ha,
ha....I-I'm...ah....c-c...SASUKE!" came the all-too-late warning
before the blond was pushed over the edge and his seeds splattered
messily on the concrete floor.

"Nar-Naruto." rasped
the Uchiha as he buried his head against the other's lean
back.

Feeling the muscles around his member constrict so
tightly, the Uchiha thrusted a few times into the blond before he too
joined the other over the edge, emptying his seed deep within the
blond. Both males slumped against the cool steel bars in the
aftermath of their own intense orgasms. Naruto had both of his hands
holding onto the bars and panted harshly while the Uchiha had one
hand around his waist and the other on the cold steel.

Bringing
his head back up, sunshine locks came into the view of obsidian eyes.
Nuzzling the other's surprisingly soft locks, Sasuke unconsciously
noted the blond's unique aroma. The shorter teen smelt of freshly cut
grass on a lazy summer's day with a faint tinge of orange zest.

"I
guess I'll let you off the hook now, Naruto." came the sedated
reply of the Uchiha as he smirked against the soft blond
locks.

"B-Bastard."

And that........was
the end.
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