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Icha Icha Konoha	By : Yashiko Category: Naruto > Het - Male/Female Views: 4170 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 1
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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- 1-Icha Icha Konoha
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I’d been searching for some good KakaNaru lemon for a while, but found none. Tried to write my own, but it went bust. Then I found this: http://aimi99.at.infoseek.co.jp/4000.html It inspired one hell of a plot bunny and the results are below.. I realise some minor details don’t mesh up very well, but... I don’t care.
Disclaimer: Chibi fans of Naruto everywhere are glad I don’t own it. Fans like you and me, however, are disappointed.

Warnings: It’s het, but it’s slash at the same time... o.O (KakaNaru) ’s a little kinkeh too... HERE THERE BE SMUT!!!

Naruto never did show Kakashi his Sexy-no-Jutsu, did he??? >:D

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Training was really good for two things. One of these was obviously getting stronger. The other of these was making one hungry. The second result, Naruto thought, was rather annoying. He dropped from the tree he had been hidden on, clutching his grumbling stomach. He needed some ramen... If he saw Iruka on the way, maybe he could get him to treat him? The blond teen licked his lips and smiled. Would it be miso ramen? Pork ramen? Special ramen? With visions of steaming bowls of noodles playing through hea head, he barely caught Kakashi’s voice.

“Oy! Naruto! Hey!” The younger man stopped and turned, wondering what Kakashi wanted. Though no longer his student since he was a Chuunin, Naruto had asked the silver haired man to help him train for the Jounin tests. He figured he could use all the help he could get, and who better than the man who’d passed them when he was just eleven years old? It’d been a good thing Sasuke had decided he wanted to train alone and Sakura had decided to teach rather than become a Jounin yet; otherwise Naruto was certain his plea would have been turned down. He was still a little put out at the favouritism Kakashi had showed at the Chuunin exams years ago. He was quite glad then, when the Jounin had agreed to help him without any hesitation whatsoever.

“Sensei?” The silver haired man walked lazily towards him, hands stuffed in his pockets, visible eyes dropping lazily as though he’d not been sparring the blond only moments earlier.

“Where are you going? Training’s not over yet.” Naruto’s stomach rumbled painfully and he looked mournfully up at his teacher.

“’m hungry”, he whined. “I figured I’d go get something to eat, then we could continue, ne?” He looked hopefully at the Jounin, almost certain his suggestion was going to be accepted readily. Maybe Kakashi wanted ramen too?

The look Naruto got from Kakashi’s right eye was even more flat than before if that was possible. He sweat-dropped. The silver haired man sighed.

“Naruto, you can’t just go eat whenever you’re hungry. On a mission, a shinobi eats when he can, and starves when he can’t. We’ll continue sparring” The blond’s stomach twisted painfully, grumbling loudly again.

“But senseeeiiii! I’m really hungry! Please? Just a quick bite? Pleeeease!?” The teen’s whining had reached a high pitch, testament to his discomfort. Kakashi shook his head.

“No, now let’s continue.” He readjusted his stance so that he was ready to fight and waited for Naruto to do the same. The teen, on the other hand was trying to think of a way to get away from his teacher. His stomach felt like it was trying to eat his backbone and it wasn’t a very pleasant experience. On one hand, he could do as Kakashi said and continue training while his stomach caused him pain and distraction. On the other hand, he could drop a smoke bomb and disappear back into the village where he could get something to eat. And then he’d train later! Mmm, that was the ticket. He nodded to himself, dropped into his fighting stance and reached into the pouch at his waist for the object he needed. The fight began anew as Kakashi disappeared with a ‘poof‘, only to reappear behind the blond. Anticipating this, the teen had already thrown the smoke bomb. The air around the two was obscured for a few moments before the effect cleared, leaving a disappointed Jounin. He sighed, scratched the back of his head and allowed a small, whimsical smile to appear on his face (well, not so much ‘appear’ as to exist, simply because one really couldn’t see the smile under his mask). With another soft ‘poof’, he vanished in order to find his wayward student.

Naruto grinned while running through the forest, proud of how easily he got away from Kakashi and thinking about which type of ramen to get. He continued to do so until he realized that he was about to run smack dab into Icha Icha Paradise volume seven. The teen skidded to a halt, over-balanced and fell onto his backside. Cerulean blue eyes glared up at the man who had so suddenly appeared in front of him. Glancing over the top of his book, Kakashi looked decidedly amused.

“Nice try, Naruto, but I was being serious. You can’t let your stomach rule you.” Feeling rather inept, the blond got up and dusted his clothes off in a huff.

“Awww, but sensei, I’m hungryyy!” He clutched at his stomach again, ready to swear it was growing smaller by the minute. Despite his age, the teen still pouted from time to time, and this was one of those times. The Jounin grinned and put his book back in his vest pocket.

“Later I’ll take you for ramen. But for now we finish training, alright?” Naruto glared again, annoyance growing.

“Alright! Fine then! But I’ll kick your ass old man, with my secret technique! Beware, I even defeated the Hokage with it!” Despite the years, the Sandaime was still ‘Hokage’ to Naruto, while the current kage was simply ‘Baa-san’. The blond settled into his fighting stance once more, confident of victory. He was certain there was no man alive who’d be able to stand against his Sexy-no-Jutsu. Ero-Sennin was such a sucker for it, that someone like Kakashi who read his books would fall for it just as hard, if not harder. If push came to shove, he’d use his Harem-no-Jutsu... He nodded to reassure himself and waited for the Jounin to start.

Kakashi quirked a brow at Naruto’s words. A secret technique that beat even the Third? Now that was something he’d have to see. He adjusted his stance and jumped closer to the blond, intent upon testing the teen’s taijutsu once more. He used a punch-kick-punch-punch-roundhouse combo, most of the blows being blocked rather than dodged by the blond. Still grinning, Naruto leapt back. He decided to go for over-kill. He pulled his hands together and formed the seals he needed, concentrating upon the image he wanted.

“Harem-no-Jutsu!” When the smoke cleared, Kakashi was standing motionless and wide-eyed, surrounded by identical naked, blue eyed, pale skinned, blonde haired young women. They cooed, blew kisses, posed, winked and generally draped themselves over the Jounin. One girl in particular smirked, certain his/her perverted teacher would fall over due to massive blood loss any second. While it was true in the first second or so that Kakashi began to suffer from a bloodied nose, he quickly recovered his control, shook his head a few times and focused a mischievous eye on the one girl who stood out from the rest. The one girl who was not a clone. An evil idea had done gone and planted itself in his rather dirty, silver haired head. Two could play this game. Just how far the game went was up to Naruto (or Naruko as the teen called his female form). With a smirk pasted firmly across his masked features, the Jounin gently pushed his way through the throng of nekkid females, trying to think non-hentai thoughts so that he wasn’t distracted on the way to his goal. The Third in a thong? Orochimaru and Jiraiya in bed? The old lady who lived down the street from him in a bikini? Thoughts like those held him over until he reached his student. The blondes he’d left behind him whined, sniffled and cried, hurt at being pushed aside and ignored. The real Naruto, however, was in shock. He’d pulled out the best attack he had against perverts and it didn’t work against Kakashi! WHY!?

Eyes wide, frozen in his ‘sexy’ pose, Naruko watched the Jounin coolly (at least it looked that way to him - for Kakashi it was another matter) make his way to him/her. The silver haired man stopped right in front of the blonde, visible eye curved in the way that Naruko knew he was amused.

“Why Naruto! I didn’t know you felt that way!” Melodramatically, the Jounin opened his eye and looked away, suddenly seeming a little sad. “Here, I thought my feelings would be unreturned and ignored. Now, I know the truth! From now on, my sweet Naruto, we shall be together forever!” Truth be told, Kakashi was only reciting the speech made by Romero in Icha Icha Paradise Volume four to his secret love Julieta. He knew it by heart. But of course Naruto didn’t know this. When Kakashi’s rough fingers came up to trace her cheekbones, Naruko blushed beet red and squealed, her concentration destroyed. All of her clones used in the Harem-no-Jutsu went up in smoke. Oddly enough, whether she had forgotten about it or not, her own Sexy-no-Jutsu stayed in place.

Still playing the part of Romero, Kakashi turned to gaze at Naruko like she was the most beautiful person the world while tracing her features with his right hand (strangely, he really did find her/him beautiful and wasn‘t very certain if it was a good idea to continue or not). His left gestured dramatically as he quoted the book.

“Sweet woman, my heart and soul have belonged to you for so long, and only now do you acknowledge it. I am tankful for this great day! Ladylove, lay your sweet lips on me!” His questing hand pulled the blonde’s face into a full caress while his previously unoccupied one pulled his mask down so that he might actually kiss the teen. As for the speech, Kakashi had to admit that he wasn’t certain if Jiraiya went back over his stories to correct such things like ‘tankful’, or if the man simply didn’t have a dictionary. Either way, he was quoting verbatim.

Despite the odd and very corny speech, Naruko found herself still unable to move. The shock of having her greatest attack fail coupled with the fact that her sensei was kissing her was a little much. She was still and unresisting as the silver haired man at first placed his lips against hers chastely, but moved soon after to licking and nibbling her lips. It was a need for air that made her open her mouth, and Kakashi took the opportunity to slip his tongue inside, running it sensuously the grooves and hollows, tasting and exploring. The blonde found herself moaning and pressing herself against the older man, an odd tingling heat spreading from between her legs. She had no idea what she’d gotten herself into, but it felt great and that was all that mattered at the moment.

For his part, Kakashi discovered he was rapidly losing control. Naruto wasn’t reacting the way he thought she would and that didn’t help matters any. He thought he/she’d run or at least push him away at the first sign of anything romantic. Instead, she was leaning into the kiss and rubbing herself against him. Despite his clothes he could still feel her heat and it made him want her more despite all the things that were wrong with the picture. He never imagined he could have a relationship with any of his students, especially Naruto. Thinking about it now, he realised the teen did have his redeeming characteristics and endearing traits. He had a big, good heart, a caring nature, determination that could stop a landslide, beautiful blue eyes... And a Sexy-no-Jutsu. Kissing his student, he realised he didn’t want to stop. And neither did Naruto, so he was obliged to continue.

Kakashi wrapped his arms around the still nude female, becoming aware of her curves and contours while they continued to explore each other’s mouths. Aware that she wanted something more, that the Jounin should be as naked as she was, Naruko began to pull his clothes off clumsily, fumbling at the vest and his belt. When he figured out what she was doing, the older man pulled away and held her arms, black eye staring straight into lust fogged blue ones.

“Do you know what you’re doing?” His face was flushed but serious. He was certain Naruto had never been in a relationship, so sex would probably be a mistake. Breathing hard and blushing even more than her teacher, Naruko looked down and answered,

“Sort of...” Silence reigned for a few moments until Kakashi pulled away. The blonde lunged desperately at the Jounin, catching his forearm in her small, pale hand. “...But I don’t want you to stop.” Large blue eyes looked pleadingly up at the older man. “Please, Kakashi?” It seemed the Jounin was going to protest, but the blonde caught him up in another kiss, her mouth effectively silencing him. Hesitantly, his arms came back up to encircle the girl. He pulled his gloves off and began to caress her back, her shoulders, the curve of her spine. He still wondered if what he was doing was a good idea, if he’d regret it or not, but that depended on if Naruto would regret this or not. And from the way the boy/girl was going, s/he wasn’t going to regret anything. Naruko arched into his every touch, seemingly touch-starved, which was only natural considering the way the boy had grown up. She moaned and writhed, exciting the Jounin in ways he hadn’t been in a long time.

Kakashi allowed the blonde to undress him, helping her remove his shirt, pants and assorted effects. Naked, the silver haired man could finally feel her body against his, her hardened nipples pressing into his chest, the hair against his thigh where her legs met her body, tight muscles coiled perfectly under pale skin... His rubbed his length against her lower stomach, causing Naruko to moan and rub against him. He hissed in response, the friction so good it was nearly unbearable.
> > The Jounin lowered his head to the teen’s neck, proceeding to kiss and lick the smooth skin. His hands explored her body, the two moaning and grinding simultaneously. As Kakashi touched her, Naruko touched him, finding places he seemed to react to more than others, like the spot near his ear and pulse point that was entirely too lickable, the curve of his spine that nearly made him purr, the spot just above his groin that made him curl into her, and of course his hard length.

While getting to know each other’s bodies, the more experienced Jounin had steadily been backing the blonde towards a tree, something that would offer more shelter and protection from prying eyes rather than being out in the open. Once there, he pulled Naruko’s head up into a deep kiss, his other hand moving to find her opening. Somewhat surprisingly, she was hot and wet and everything a woman was supposed to be. He slipped a finger inside, massaging her gently. The girl moaned loudly, her knees giving out on her. She clutched herself to the older man while he helped hold her up be using his free arm to encircle her lower back. Seeking more, the blonde began to move on Kakashi’s hand, her mouth moving to the man’s neck. He inserted another finger and pulled Naruko away, lowering his own head to pleasure her, his experience giving him the upper hand.

A pink tongue flicked out to tease erect nipples, making the blonde gasp and writhe even more. Still overloaded with pleasure, Kakashi guided the weak-kneed Naruto to sit on the grass-covered ground. He kissed his way down from her chest, entirely enjoying the sounds she was making. At his goal, he buried his head between the blonde’s legs, making her squeal. His tongue bathed and lapped at her sex, using his teeth gently here and there for added pleasure. A few moments of that and she shuddered, the name of his/her new lover escaping in a whisper from her mouth. Kakashi knelt back and allowed the blonde to recover, hands stroking and holding her as she trembled. A few minutes later, he pushed her, unresisting, onto her back. He positioned himself above her, mismatched eyes staring intensely down into adoring blue ones. She nodded, and he knew it was alright. Slowly he entered her, body tense with pleasure but also alfor for any sign of Naruto’s discomfort.

Tortured by the slow pace, Naruko pulled the Jounin down on top of her, wincing at the sharp pain. It passed quickly enough and she wriggled underneath Kakashi, willing him to move faster. He took the hint and pulled out before pushing back in and setting a rhythm, steady and not too forceful. He could feel tension building at the base of his spine as he rocked against Naruto. The blonde moaned every few moment, sometimes saying somethnearnear coherent, like Kakashi’s name, or telling him to move faster or harder. He obliged every time until they were moving fast and violently. When she couldn’t take it anymore, she screamed his name, her inner walls tightening around him. Stars burst behind his eyes and he plunged into Naruko one last time, spilling his seed inside of her. The pair collapsed in a heap on the damp grass, breathing hard and sweating. Naruko curled into Kakashi’s arms and he held her as they both drifted off into sated dozes.

Kakashi became aware of his surroundings around dusk. Naruto had twisted in his arms so that he was facing away from the Jounin, but still nestled firmly in the curve of his body. He was still sleeping. His jutsu had apparently worn off while they slept, leaving a tall, well built blond haired boy. Male or female, Kakashi found him no less beautiful. Almost reluctantly, the Jounin shook the teen awake, watching as ocean blue eyes fluttered open to peer around and rest on the older man. The boy blinked and stared for a few seconds until he remembered why he was waking up to Kakashi. A bright blush suffused his features immediately and he pulled away, seemingly trying to cover his nakedness. This dismayed Kakashi. Did Naruto now not approve of what they’d done? He pulled back a little and decided to address the issue.

“Naruto? Are you okay?” The blushing teen scrambled to find his clothes, which had somehow gotten to lying about with Kakashi’s clothes.

“Ummm.... I think so...” He paused while trying not to look at his teacher. “I’m sorry Kakashi-sensei, I don’t know what happened, I’ll never do it again, I’ll go away and you’ll never have to see me again, alright? I’m sorry!”, he babbled, on the edge of hysterics. Concerned, the Jounin got up and pulled Naruto against him, holding him to still his weak struggles.

“Shhh... Naruto, you did nothing wrong. If you liked it, then I don’t regret doing it.” He petted the boy’s hair, trying to sooth him. At the words, the blond stopped, eyes wide. He looked almost hopefully at Kakashi and then leaned into him.

“So... You don’t mind what I did? It wasn’t wrong? You liked... It?” He paused, and then asked the last question, something he almost didn’t dare ask. “You didn’t mind... Me?” Kakashi pulled the teen closer.

“No. No, I didn’t mind at all, Naruto. I liked you.” He tried to find the right words, but they seemed to evade him. He couldn’t quite bring himself to say the ‘L’ word yet, not in that context, so he said the next best thing. “I like you, Naruto. A lot.”

“As a girl only?“

“I like you as you, Naruto.“ The boy sagged into him, relieved. Kakashi held him for a while longer, content to sit there while the sun went down. When the sky turned a motley purple, he said,

“Come on. We’d better be heading back. People are gonna wonder if we killed each other.” He grinned slightly. Naruto smiled at him and got up, stretching. Together, they sorted their clothes, dressed and began walking back.

Just inside the tree line before entering Konoha, Kakashi stopped Naruto, caressed his face and leaned in to kiss him. Their tongues played for a few moments until the Jounin broke it, leaving the blond looking at him with the frustrated beginnings of lust.

“Are we going to train tomorrow?” Naruto grinned at him and nodded his head enthusiastically.

“Oh yeah, you bet Kakashi! But next time...” He trailed off. Somewhat concerned, the Jounin quirked a brow. “Next time can you be the girl?” The silver haired man nearly face faulted, but before he could say anything, the blond was already far away and running through the gates. Kakashi smiled as he watched him go, a warm feeling settling in his chest.

Training was going to be a lot more interesting from then on... And he looked forward to it.
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