Adult-FanFiction.org : Naruto

A Crafty Chameleon	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 28015 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 4
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any anime OR anything and I don't make a profit off of my stories

Chapter List
- 8
- 9
- 10
(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
"Demon / summon / ghost speaking"
 (Demon / summon / ghost thinking) 
/Author's comments;
Another Language
Pairing: Harem – Naruto x OC 'Dan' / Ranmaru / Natsu /
Last Time:
The Bloody Obake will not miss his baby sister's birthday ...
XXXXXXXXXX
The next morning a sound woke Natsu up ... it sounded like a flute? Natsu got out of bed and went to see what was making the sound. After going outside and walking he found the source of mesmerizing sound sitting on the dock ... it was Naruto.
Natsu leaned against the pillar next to Naruto and closed his eyes to listened to each beautiful note until the song reached its end "that was beautiful Naruto"
Naruto smiled and scratched the back of his head sheepishly "thanks, I'm making it to go with Mina's present but I'm not that g-"
"don't be modest, you're really good! You're making her present, that's so sweet! She'll love that" smiled Natsu making a light blush appear on his twin's face "hey Naruto why do you use seals? I mean, you don't even have pockets on your coat or pants let alone a holster, why is that?" he asked curiously when he spotted Naruto's coat and goggles draped on the pillar next to the blonde.
"they're convenient and you can't drop or lose things. You can program them to work without chakra so you can get what you need without wasting chakra, which would is great if you're low on chakra. Besides, what would you think if you saw someone with no pockets or holsters?"
"I would think they're unarmed- OH! You want people to underestimate you!" grinned Natsu making the blonde chuckled as he reached out and unsealed a small bottle of pills "what are those?"
"this? It's a special type of food pill my Dad made for me. I have a really high metabolism so I have to consume a certain number of calories a day more than most, eating these pills help me get enough. There four times higher in calories than a normal food pill" he explained and popped a pill in his mouth.
"why take one now when we are going to eat breakfast soon?"
The ROOT agent twitched "I was going to skip ... things kind of got awkward after last night" after Naruto put Natsu to bed Tsunami accused Kushina of being a bad mother and the shit hit the fan after that ... Naruto had to separate the two women who afterwards became frighteningly sweet towards him as if being overly attentive to him was supposed to help him. He basically became the rope in a 'Best Mother Tug of War Show Down' ... it was pretty scary ...
The orangette blinked and his eyes widened "I'm so sorry! It's because I blurted out parts of you life, this is all my fault-" Natsu froze when he felt a light pressure on his cheek ... Naruto had leaned over and kissed him on the cheek!
"don't worry about it, it made me happy that you said those things. Thank you. I'll be back after dinner" said Naruto as he picked up his jacket and goggles and disappeared into the trees leaving a blushing orangette holding his cheek.
XXXXXXXXXX
"what do we do now, Zabuza-sama?" asked the masked hunter nin.
Zabuza frowned "we need to slow down construction ... Haku, how long do I need to recover?"
Haku removed his mask and looked at the herbs he found "I was able to find some excellent healing herbs so only two weeks maybe less"
"good, we'll kill off a few workers until then" he looked out the window and saw a gray squirrel sitting on a branch on the tree "stupid chipmunk"
"I'M A FUCKING SQUIRREL YOU BASTARD!" yelled the pissed off squirrel. Zabuza and Haku's jaws dropped as the fluffy creature continued its tirade "IS IT SO HARD TO TELL THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CHIPMUNK AND A SQUIRREL?! Look at my tail, is it fluffy?"
The two ninja nod "y-yes squirrel-san"
"Squirrels have fluffy tails and chipmunks ..." Zabuza and Haku leaned in to listen in "DO NOT HAVE FLUFFY TAILS" snapped the fur ball making the missing nin jump back "you cock sucking assholes can suck on my nuts!" the squirrel throws his acorn and it lands stem first in Zabuza's forehead and gets stuck there. As the squirrel jumps away he yells "GET YOUR ASSES OUT OF HERE IN ONE FUCKING HOUR OR FACE MY SQUIRRELLY WRATH!" The squirrel continued ranting for several minutes as he walked away.
The missing nin didn't dare say a word until they couldn't hear the squirrel any longer "Haku did you see that too?" Haku said nothing, he simply popped the acorn out of Zabuza's head and held it in his hand "Haku get me some crutches, we're out of here" said the swordsman who completely ignored the blood that trickled out of the puncture wound and down his face.
XXXXXXXXXX
Inari helped his mother clean up after dinner when he saw Natsu "Mom, could I ..."
Tsunami smiled "go ahead, we're almost done here anyway"
"thanks Mom" he ran into the living room where Natsu was seated "Natsu-san, I-I'm really sorry for what i said before" said the young boy.
Natsu grinned "it's ok"
The bridge builder's grandson shifted nervously "did those things you mentioned ... did that really happen to Naruto?"
The ninja sighed and and looked out the window sadly "the things I said were only a small fraction of what Naruto has been through"
"I want to ... say sorry to Naruto, but he hasn't come back ... is he mad at me?" Inari asked sadly
"not at all, he's avoiding our mothers" chuckled the orangette making the young boy flinch as he remembered how his mother acted the night before "but ... he actually should be back by now, lets see if we can find him" both boys left the house to look for the blonde.
XXXXXXXXXX
Naruto sighed as he looked out across the lake from his spot on the dock with a cup of tea in one hand "why did I ever copy the DNA of a talking New York squirrel? Damn, that was stupid" he sensed two people coming and waved "hey Natsu, Inari, what's up?" he asked before sipping his steaming tea. /AC - shout out to Foamy the Squirrel, which I don't own. If you don't know Foamy try youtube
Inari fidgeted nervously "I-I'm sorry, about yesterday. I didn't mean to-"
The blonde smiled and patted the boy's head "it's not your fault, you didn't know" Natsu smiled at the scene ... it was sweet.
"thank you" Inari released his breath which he didn't realize he was holding "are you guys really going to fight Gato though?" he asked with concern in his eyes.
"Gato won't be a problem for much longer" Naruto said and took a sip of tea. Natsu and Inari were curious about what he meant by that, but before they could ask they saw a redish yellow glow and lots of smoke coming from in land "brace yourselves"
"what do you mean, Naru-whoa!" a massive shockwave blew past them nearly knocking Natsu and Inari over "what the hell!?" the blonde caught Inari before he fell into the water.
Everyone scrambled out of the house in a panic "holy shit! what just happened?" screamed Tazuna
"an explosion, C4 judging by the color" stated the blonde indifferently. Kakashi, Kushina, Sakura, Sasuke, Natsu and Tazuna headed towards the site to help any injured ... it turned to be Gato's mansion that exploded with him and his army of thugs inside ... there were no survivors, but no people outside the mansion were hurt.
Natsu and Inari spent the next few days staring at the blonde wondering if he did it or not. Kakashi said a mission like that would take days to plan even for an experienced ninja. Naruto is very talented, but how did he get in to Gato's mansion, line it with C4 without being noticed and in only at few hours? That should be impossible especially for a genin, but he did warn them about the shockwave ... so he must've known, right? ...
XXXXXXXXXX
"so how did the mission in Wave go?" asked Hiruzen as he moved a chess piece.
Danzo shook his head and looked at Hiruzen "he had to-" Mina ran into the room and started speaking german "that's very good Mina! Your a fast learner, you should greet Naruto that way and guess what he'll be here in a few hours"
"YAY! Big brother is almost home!"
Orochimaru came in with shopping bags "Naruto is coming back huh why don't you draw him a picture for him, I bought a new set of crayons and colored pencils for you" he handed the girl the art supplies and she ran off to start coloring "Naruto's just in time, I was worried he might miss Mina's birthday"
"there's no way he'd miss that girl's birthday. He would take any measure possible to prevent any delays ... even if it means using 20 pounds of C4 to blow up a crime lord " Orochimaru and Hiruzen sweat dropped ... he would go that far ...
XXXXXXXXXX
The second Naruto stepped through the door of the Sarutobi compound Mina came running over to him "Mina, what are you doing here?" he smiled and scooped up the girl.
"I missed you big brother" she grinned
"I missed you- wait, when did you learn german?" asked a stunned blonde as Danzo entered the room with Hiruzen and Orochimaru.
Hiruzen chuckled "Danzo has been giving her lessons every time she comes over"
Naruto blinked "really, you're a fast learner"
Mina giggled "Opa says so too- oh I made you something" she squirmed to get down and went to the other room.
"how many days has she been over?" asked the ROOT anbu.
The snake sage frowned "every single day you've been gone"
"Minato let her-"
Danzo shook his head "he never noticed she left the compound" the ROOT leader could tell Naruto was worried "don't worry, once I found out she has been running around by herself I assigned her a bodyguard, Shin actually. He's been watching her"
The blonde sighed in relief as the little red head came running back with a big piece of paper "I made this for you Naru-nii" it was a picture of herself on Naruto's shoulders with Natsu beside them ... and of course a smiling sun hovering over a rainbow.
"I love it, thank you" he kneeled down, carefully took the picture and kissed her forehead "I have your present ready for the party tomorrow"
XXXXXXXXXX
Balloons were hanging every where ... there were presents piled on the living room table ...Kushina was running around like a chicken with her head cut off ...
It was one hour till Mina's birthday party!
Minato smiled at his youngest as he set the cake on the table "ready for your party? Do you feel older?" Mina just smiled as the doorbell rang and Kushina went to answer it.
She opened the door and saw Hiruzen and Orochimau "Hi I'm glad you guys could come ... where's Naru-"
"Naru-nii!" Kushina spun around and she just as stunned as Minato was when she saw that Naruto was already in the house and holding Mina in his arms.
"good to see you sensei" he smiled politely ignoring the older red head's pout. Minato wisely decided to stay quiet considering how his last talk with Naruto went ... he never expected Naruto to be so analytical so he needed to talk with Kushina about the things Naruto brought up.
Natsu, Arashi, Mito and Karin came down the stairs "lets get this party started!" Mina pouted as she was pulled away from Naruto by her hyper siblings. Everybody sang happy birthday and enjoyed a slice of cake before going to the presents. Minato set her on the couch in front of her presents and gave her one at a time ... she smiled each time and said thank you, but there only one present she wanted.
"that's it for the-"
The orangette grinned "not true Dad, Naruto made his. Come on Naruto, show them" Hiruzen and Orochimaru both smirked, they already saw Naruto's gift ...
"ok ok" he kneeled next to the couch and Mina's eyes widened as her brother unsealed a beautifully carved dark brown jewelry box. On the front was a painting of seven water lilies floating on the water and a big yellow fox with a little red fox sleeping on the grassy shore. Mina waved her hand over a seal on the side of the box. It opened and several compartments appeared floating in mid air. Everyone stared in shock at the amazing box, Mina could store anything she wanted and the seals would make in possible ... but one of the floating silk covered storage spots was filed ...
Naruto pointed at the compartment and it floated down to his sister. She opened it and found a beautiful hair clip! It looked like a white flower ... each petal was made from a fold of silk and in the center were five pink pearls.
Mina put the clip in her hair "thank you Naru-nii!" she hugged the blonde, she was so happy that she was tearing up.
"you're very welcome, but there's one last thing" he waved his hand over the seal and the box closed as everyone stared at him in shock, he already blew their gifts out of the water, what else could he have up his sleeve "you see the water lilies in the painting, wave your hand over one" she did ... and she heard the most beautiful melody played by a flute. She gasped as the painting came to life ... the water moved ... the wind blew the plants ... and the foxes woke up to play "each water lily plays a different song and a different scene"
"I love it big brother!" yelled Mina as she looked at he box like it was her most precious item in the world. The Sarutobis smiled ... and Natsu too, but he became a little distracted when he realized how hot Naruto looked in civilian clothes ...
Arashi frowned "yes that's incredible, where'd you get it?"
"Natsu already told you. I made it by my self"
"you mean except the pearls and silk" scoffed Karin who was a little jealous that Mina like Naruto's present more ... much more.
"well the pearls would impossible to make unless your capable of turning into a mollusk" the ROOT agent laughed "but I did make the silk"
Kushina's eyes widened "how'd you do that?!"
"it's simple if you know how to spin thread. Other than that, you need dyes, time and lots of spiders thread" said Naruto.
"how did you collect the threads?" asked Mito
"you need a lot of legs" shrugged the blonde as his Jiji and Dad were trying not to laugh.
After some time the party was done and Naruto and his family had to leave.
Minato came and took Mina from Naruto's arms "that was amazing, you must have excellent skills in seals. I taught Arashi, Mito, Natsu and Karin seals"
"not at all hokage-sama, I'm just more creative with them. You're an attentive father when you it suits you" Minato flinched at the subtle insulting remark towards his parenting skills. Naruto leaned over "I'm happy you like your present. I love you little sister" he said in german.
"I love you big brother" Mina said as Naruto, Orochimaru and Hiruzen left ... she never noticed her parents and other older siblings stare at her in shock as they wondered when the fuck she learned german!
- 8
- 9
- 10
You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.
Report Story

A Crafty Chameleon