All For the Sake of Pleasure | By : Kanemoshi Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Kakashi/Iruka Views: 8317 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 6 |
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Chapter Nine
Iruka poked his chest curiously, finding the softness of it positively unnerving. A part of the chuunin mourned for his lost pectorals, while the rest of the man wondered for the umpteenth time how Naruto and Tsunade had talked him into this.
"Oi, keep molesting yourself and this is never going to work," Naruto hissed, jabbing him in the arm with a hard elbow. Iruka narrowed his eyes at his younger brother, but looked away when he saw the pink tinge on those scarred cheeks. "And you're too damn good-looking!" Naruto added with a pout, making Iruka chuckle.
"You're the one who has to take all the credit, baka," he pointed out, turning to look at his brother, but his vision was obscured by his loose hair. Growling, he tucked the chestnut strands behind his ear, and continued with his glaring contest with the younger man.
"Stop bickering, you two," Tsunade stated with finality, rubbing her aching temples before having the strength to look up at the two shinobi before her. "I worked everything out with the academy, so you won't run into any problems there, but you promised to at least try, Iruka."
The chuunin folded his arms across his chest, almost immediately regretting having done so as he found it impossible to give a proper 'teacher glare' when his chest ached, and it was too big to easily fold his arms over. Naruto snickered, seeing his difficulty, and was promptly smacked by his older brother. "I'll try, but it doesn't mean I'm going to like it."
With that, Iruka moved to get up, inwardly cursing as he wobbled slightly as soon as he was able to maneuver himself out of the chair. The worst part about this whole farce had to most certainly be trying to walk, he quickly decided as he stumbled a bit, trying to get used to the unusual sense of gravity. He had just gotten used to walking like a normal pregnant man, and now his brother and Tsunade have him trying something completely different!
"You sure his hips aren't too… erm… curvy?" Naruto asked, ducking just in time to dodge his brother's smack. When he finally looked back up, he found himself flushing when he saw the image before him. The cleavage in front of him was, most certainly, an impressive amount – perhaps almost on the same level as Tsunade's. "Oi, don't bend over if you're going to wear a low cut shirt like that!"
Iruka quickly stood back up, his hands flying to cover his large chest as he started pouting. "See, I told you this won't work!" he exclaimed with a voice that no one would place as the academy teacher's.
He turned to look back at the Hokage, but felt his wide hips tilt strangely as he tried to walk forwards. He had enough of a problem figuring out how to walk as a woman when Naruto had thrown him into that bar four months ago – but to walk with the added weight in his front? He felt like some kind of graceless, partially-paralyzed duck that had a bit too much to drink. It went without saying that he was a few seconds away from giving up and returning to normal. The only thing that kept him in the curvaceous feminine form was the fact that, for the first time in two weeks, his back wasn't crying out in pain with even the smallest of movements. Well, maybe he could work on walking with these hips if it helped his back… but everything else really had to go!
"Just try it for a day," Tsunade repeated with a sigh, having heard this argument several times over in the past hour of trying to dress and put makeup on the stubborn man. Now, finally ready for his debut as Iruka's female substitute, the teacher was starting up with his – or would it be her? – complaints again.
"Fine, but you owe me. I want chocolate ice cream - with a ton of whipped cream and cherries!" Iruka demanded hotly as he put his hands on his generous hips. "And steak!" he added, glowering at the two as if to dare them to deny his request. With that, he clumsily made his way out of the room, grabbing his chuunin vest as he left.
"Did he mean all together?" Tsunade asked in a mixture of disgust and curiosity as she glanced over at the young man snickering to himself. When she saw Naruto's head bob up and down, she felt her own stomach turn. "Chocolate ice cream and steak?"
"Iruka's been on a meat and chocolate binge the past few days," Naruto replied easily as he moved to get up out of his own chair, having a considerably easier time than his older brother. "Those weird cravings of his are making Sasuke insanely happy – he can finally cook all those strange things I refuse to eat. It seems that the more disgusting it is, the more those two like it. It's like my boyfriend is going through pregnancy too!"
"They're called couvades – sympathy pains. It isn't all that uncommon, but it's usually the father who experiences it, not the brother's boyfriend," Tsunade replied with a smirk. She was tempted to tell Naruto that his lover had been in her office last night with that same protest – at which point Sasuke was fighting to keep himself from crying.
"But it will go away, right?" Naruto's voice made the woman look up from her desk littered in papers she had no urge to read. His tone was something between hesitancy, worry, and fear. Seeing the blush on his cheeks, Tsunade raised an eyebrow only to chuckle when she recalled Sasuke's biggest complaint about the changes he was dealing with. In the jounin's own words, he was 'horny as hell.' From what she could gather from the tight-lipped Uchiha, it seemed that the young man wanted to jump his boyfriend any time they were in the same room together. Considering Sasuke was a persuasive bastard who always got his way, his poor little uke must be doing his best to stay far away from the insatiable, hormonal jounin.
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"Bye, bye, Umino-sensei!" Iruka let out the softest sigh he could as he watched as the last of his students raced out of the room. Damn it! Tsunade should have warned him that she hadn't given the academy a made up name for his female counterpart. No, the woman didn't even take the time to tell the academy who she was sending in as his substitute for the day, just that it was someone highly qualified.
He couldn't help it – he panicked upon entering the room and couldn't think of a proper lie to tell the children who were acting like savages! They were always so well behaved for him; he had been astonished to see the complete one-eighty they did when in the presence of an unfamiliar teacher. And, it had taken him a moment of stammering to realize that that was what he was to them – a stranger.
'Umino' was the first thing that came out of his mouth when one of his favorite students asked him his name and, if it hadn't been for the deathly silence brought about by his surname, he probably would have slipped even more and given his first name as well. Apparently just the reminder of their old teacher was enough to send the children racing for their desks to behave like perfect angels. That rapid change gave Iruka the strength he needed to stop himself from giving them his full identity.
Iruka couldn't help but use the knowledge that they respected him because he shared surnames with their normal teacher; he wove a whole story for the students explaining their identical name. To them, he was a cousin of their beloved 'Iruka-sensei.' It not only covered up the slip of his tongue, but also explained the physical similarities between him and the woman Tsunade and Naruto had made him transform into with makeup and a modified Sexy no Jutsu.
Sagging back into his chair, the teacher touched his rounding abdomen softly. "Well, we survived one day," he said, directing his words at the slight belly he was finally developing after four months of pregnancy. Almost as though the baby understood him, he felt a strange flutter, and Iruka couldn't stop himself from sucking in a gasp of air. That was the first time he had felt the baby move.
Blinking his eyes several times as they filled up with tears, Iruka let out a soft chuckle. He had always been expecting to one day suddenly get kicked, and have the wind knocked out of him. This felt more like a tickle. Wrapping his arms around his middle, Iruka held still for a moment, as he wished that Naruto or Sasuke had been there to feel the baby kick. A traitorous part of him even wondered how Kakashi would have reacted to feeling it.
Iruka quickly looked up when he sensed something. Glancing out the window expecting to see someone, he found himself furrowing his eyebrows when he realized no one was there.
"I could have sworn…" Iruka softly trailed off, his eyes scanning the view from the window, only to shake his head. Chuckling softly, Iruka recalled how Naruto described him only a few days ago, when he'd cried for half an hour simply because he could no longer zip his old chuunin vest up over his baby bulge.
"Hormonal, crazy teacher."
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Kakashi let out a soft huff when he heard the woman's whisper filter out of the classroom window. Leaning farther back against the side of the building, he let out a soft sigh of relief – that had been far too close. He'd had his chakra cloaked and he hadn't made a sound, but he could feel her gaze on the exact spot he had been standing only moments before. How could a pre-genin teacher have known he was there when even the most powerful of jounin had difficulty sensing him?
Sliding down the wall, Kakashi sat down on the grass and released another sigh, knowing that he couldn't be seen unless she came to the window. He closed his natural eye as he tilted his head backwards, the barest of smiles tugging at his face as he recalled how cute she had been as she touched her midsection in wonder.
He hadn't thought for a moment that she would have listened to him and actually gotten rid of the baby. As he watched her talk to her belly, something strange had squeezed in his chest. It was something that he wouldn't have recognized four months earlier, but was now starting to grow accustomed to. It was longing. What he wouldn't have given to be able to say that the child growing inside her was his!
Umino-sensei… Kakashi had heard the students' title for her, as well as her stammering that she was a cousin of Iruka's, during his day of secretly watching her. It didn't surprise the jounin that she was related to the mildly bipolar teacher. Her features did seem familiar and now as he mentally compared her to Iruka, he saw the glaring similarities. If she hadn't said she was a cousin, Kakashi might have even placed them as siblings.
As he took a few deep breaths, he worked up the courage to peek back into the window. His eyes focused on her just long enough to see that she was slowly and awkwardly getting up out of her chair. His entire body itched to go in there and help her up – to wrap his arms around her and lift her with ease. He could imagine her growing belly would press against him, a quite noticeable difference from their night together four months ago.
He could almost feel her warm body already pressed up against his, her arms around him. He would hold her close, but be as gentle as possible – he would never put her or her child in danger with his tremendous strength. He wanted to ask her what had made her gasp before her hands flew to her middle. It wasn't pain, but surprise that he had seen in her face at that moment. Had the baby kicked? The thought of the little thing moving around made his hands ache to feel it for himself.
Kakashi pressed the back of his head against the brick behind him, fighting the urge to go into the room. She certainly wouldn't want to see him, especially after the things that had come out of his mouth the last time he had spoken to her. No, she would have every right to hit him and demand he leave without giving him a chance to explain himself. But, even given the chance, Kakashi wasn't sure if he would take it – to tell her that he desperately wanted the baby to be his, but it was impossible.
Taking a deep breath, he made a decision that was the closest to a compromise he could think of. He would watch over her, but he would never interfere with her life, or that of her child. If they ever wanted or needed anything, he would do everything in his power to help – but that help would have to come from the shadows. The beautiful brunette could never know he had any hand in it.
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Authoress: Another lesson in biology! First-time mothers can feel the baby move as early as sixteen weeks (Iruka is now at seventeen if you are keeping track as meticulously as I am!)!
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