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This is Not a Game [Complete]	By : JaydenNara Category: Naruto AU/AR > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 2271 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 7
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The wait it over! New chapter! But I'm sure you don't want to listen to me babble, so here... just make sure you read the A/N at the bottom after.

Surprise!

After the movie, the couple had decided to grab something to eat before heading home. It was now just after eight, and unknown to Kyuubi, Itachi had just sent a text to Naruto telling him they were done for the evening.

A loud ringing filled the interior of the car as Kyuubi drove Itachi home. Releasing the pale hand resting on the armrest between the seats, he reached forward to tap the touch screen set in the dashboard. Deep laughter that could almost be classified as giggling filled the speakers of the car, causing the occupants to share a confused look.

"Hello?" he said tentatively.

"Kyuubi!" Naruto's loud boisterous voice filled the car. "I miss you. Happy Birthday!" he slurred. "You're old now!"

"Are you drunk?" the red head asked incredulously. He couldn't believe his brother would be so irresponsible during a mission. He was also interrupting the post date cuddle, which Kyuubi had hoped would continue once they reached the Uchiha Manor.

"No."

"Liar."

"Okay, maybe just a little," the younger Uzumaki amended. "But I'm fine. Ouch!"

"Watch where you're walking dobe," a familiar voiced growled in the background.

"Is that Sasuke?" Itachi asked in disbelief.

"Who are you!" Naruto yelled dumbly making the couple cringe at the volume. "What are you doing with Kyuu's phone?"

Kyuubi sighed heavily. This was one way to end a date. The day had gone so perfectly, only to end with what would probably be bailing his brother out. "You're on speaker phone Nar," he told his brother. "I'm driving Itachi home as we speak." Leave it to his brother to ruin the comforting and relaxing atmosphere the two had created in the car. Their date had progressed well, and the two had developed a comfortable conversation on the way home, as they enjoyed each other's company.

"Would you put my brother on?" Itachi asked.

"Oh, yeah, hold on." There was shuffling on the other end as Naruto handed the phone over to the young Uchiha. "S'uke," Naruto called in a sing song voice. "Your brother wants to talk to you."

"S'uke?" Itachi mouthed to the laughing redhead. Nobody had ever gotten away with call the youngest Uchiha by a pet name. Hearing Naruto call Sasuke anything but his given name was shocking on many levels.

Kyuubi only shrugged, this wasn't the first time his brother had drunk dialled him. Each occurrence just got funnier and funnier. It was usually the best way to hear what was truly in the blondes heart. The last time Naruto had the sudden urge to call his brother drunk, Kyuubi heard his brother tell him that he loved him for the first time in four years. The small act had brought the redhead to tears and that night he sat by his brothers bed when he got home. Petting the sunshine locks , and watching the slow rise and fall of his chest as he slept. He felt as though he hadn't completely failed his most precious person, Naruto was still broken.

"Itachi!" Sasuke slurred cheerfully. "How was your date aniki?"

Itachi flushed crimson as Kyuubi glanced at him, amusement evident in his eyes. He didn't want Kyuubi to think that he had been talking to his brother about their date before it had even become a date. "You're drunk," the elder raven scolded. "Kyuubi, your brother got my little brother drunk!" he accused with a half heartedly glare to the red head beside him in the attempt to cover for his own embarrassment.

"Don't hold me responsible for the actions of my brother," chuckled Kyuubi. "Can you honestly say that when you were a teenager that you never woke up and couldn't remember the night before?"

"Ah!" There was a loud crash and scuffling through the speakers.

"What happened?" the older raven asked loudly, but there was no answer, just muffled noise. "Kyuubi," Itachi started quietly. "We need to go get Sasuke. If my parents find out he's drunk..." he trailed off worriedly. Kyuubi nodded, falling for the worry hook line and sinker.

"Mmm..." Sasuke groaned into the phone. "Naruto, you're so warm. I'm going to take a nap."

"Sasuke, what happened?" Itachi asked again, his impatience seeping into his voice.

"I fell on Naruto," Sasuke answered with a yawn. "He's comfy. I'm going to sleep now."

"Sasuke, give Naruto the phone back," Itachi demanded, his eyes wide with surprise. He was disturbed by Sasuke's actions. This person was not the brother he knew. The Sasuke he knew was angry, cold, and distant.

"M'kay," the young raven murmured sleepily. More shuffling, and muffled talking was heard as the phone was passed off again.

"What's going on?" Naruto slurred.

"Naruto, we're coming to get you," explained Kyuubi. He wasn't happy about having to bail his brother out, but he would always be there for the younger boy, no matter what. He also would do anything for Itachi, and from the look on the raven's face, the other man was worried about his younger brother. "Where are you?" he asked tiredly.

"Kiba's."

"Kiba let you two get drunk?" Kyuubi exclaimed, though not entirely disbelieving. You didn't just decide to get drunk in the middle of a mission, and with your subject no less. Both Naruto and Kiba should have known better. "Some responsible adult he is. Why do I let you hang out with him? Where is he?"

"He's watching us from the couch. He thinks we're hilarious." In the background, infectious laughter could be heard. "Ah!" Naruto moaned into the phone. "S'uke, that's my neck."

More laughter echoed through the phone along with muffled words the two listening in the car assumed was Sasuke trying to talk while doing whatever he was doing to Naruto. Images of the pale raven sucking on the tanned neck of his blonde friend filled their minds. In Itachi's case, the image was Kyuubi with blonde hair since the older raven was yet to meet the mysterious blonde that stole his brothers heart.

"Ugh..." the red head groaned in frustration. "Okay, we're on our way."

Hanging up with a simple tap of the screen, Kyuubi switched lanes suddenly and screeched around the next corner. Itachi was white knuckling it as he clung to the seat. Never had the raven been in a car with such a reckless driver, and that was saying something considering his own driving habits.

"Your brother is a happy cuddly drunk," the redhead commented once he slowed down on a side street. "That's different. He's not, oh how did Naruto oh so delicately put it." He tilted his head to the side, trying to recall his brothers' words. "Right, a complete prick."

"I'm so killing your brother when I get my hands on him."

"Get in line."

Naruto hung up his cell and turned to the raven haired teen beside him. "Think he bought it?" Naruto asked the stoic boy, as the entire room let out the laughter they had been holding in.

The party guests were gathered around them, laughing hysterically at call they had just witnessed. Neither boy had moved from where they sat during the entire exchange, or even touched each other in anyway.

"Well," said Sasuke. "He's coming to get us, so I'm thinking he did." Hands clasped in his lap, he settled back into the couch. Those in the room around them went back to socializing, ignoring the two sitting together.

"Perfect," the young Uzumaki exclaimed happily. "Oh, you might want to prove to your brother you're one hundred percent sober or he might kill us since we didn't let him in on this part of the plan." He shuddered at the thought. He hadn't met Itachi yet, but he had heard about the older Uchiha and how protective he was of his baby brother.

"Right."

Even though the entire exchange was fake, they had really worked to make it believable. Itachi had been expecting them to call with a reason to get Kyuubi to the party, but he probably didn't expect that. The hardest part had been convincing Sasuke to go along with it, but seeing Naruto's eyes bright with hope had tipped the Uchiha over the edge. He couldn't say no to save his life, and so he pushed himself far out of character, and out of his comfort zone to become a happy drunk to appease the blonde.

"You're so warm, and he's so comfy," Naruto mocked, imitating the raven. "Knocking over the chair too, that was a nice touch," he added ducking the fist aimed at his head. Riling up the Uchiha was so easy, he couldn't pass up the opportunity.

"Oh yeah, what about, ah S'uke, that's my neck," the Uchiha growled. "What the hell was that all about dobe?" Arms crossed over his chest, Sasuke sat fuming. He wasn't really mad, but he wasn't ready to show his true feelings to the blonde, at least not yet. They had only known each other for two weeks, and Sasuke had never been with anyone before, or even had feelings for someone. He was terrified to find out how the blonde would react, and more importantly, his own feelings.

"Ouch, teme, that hurt," the Uzumaki pouted after a second hand managed to hit the side of his head. The Uchiha had been sitting, innocently seething, he hadn't even seen it coming.

"They just pulled up," Kiba announced from his place at the window. "Places everyone. Someone get the lights."

The light switch was hit and the room plunged into darkness. Everyone waited with baited breath for the tell tale knock on the door. Kiba swung the door open on the first knock, and pulled Kyuubi through the threshold and the lights flickered on.

"SURPRISE!"

The party was in full swing. Kyuubi had been shocked beyond all belief when he had been pulled through the door and yelled at. Soon after regaining his composure he had immediately set his sights on his younger brother and proceeded to chase the younger boy around the apartment. He managed to corner Naruto in the bathroom where he proceeded to show his love and affection with his fists claiming that it was for the phone stunt earlier.

Naruto of course put up a fight, and luckily only the shower curtain was ruined in the battle that ensued. He yelled for help, and mercy, but his friends just stood by and cheered them on.

Itachi located his own brother and interrogated him thoroughly before he was satisfied the whole incident early was staged, and the younger raven was indeed sober. After threatening the boy to never pull that stunt again, he left to find his redhead.

"I need a drink," Naruto groaned irritably, dragging the youngest Uchiha with him. He had only just escaped his brother. As much as he loved his only living relative, he didn't appreciate the large bruise forming on his left side.

"Hn." Sasuke allowed himself to be pulled in the direction of the kitchen.

There was a huge tub filled with ice with at least twenty different types of beverages cooling inside. Also covering a good portion of the table alongside the makeshift cooler, were bottles of alcoholic beverages to make any mixed drink known to man. Looking over the rather large selection of drinks, he decided to go with just a plain old beer.

"Think they have enough to drink," he mused to himself. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Naruto shrug and chuckle at his observation.

"What do you think you're doing otouto?" Itachi asked, appearing out of nowhere and swiping the bottle from his younger brother. There was no way in hell he was letting his baby brother get drunk.

"Come on Aniki," Sasuke whined to the older Uchiha. "It's a party, one drink won't hurt." Realizing what he had just done, Sasuke mentally berated himself for his actions and scowled darkly at the older raven. He only ever seemed to lose himself around two people. Itachi, and now Naruto.

Smirking at the younger Uchiha's immaturity, Naruto took a swig of his own drink. Unlike Itachi, Kyuubi didn't care if Naruto drank. After all, he was a legal adult, not that the Uchiha brothers knew that. "Well, if you're not going to let him drink that," he said snatching the bottle from Itachi. "I'll take it."

Growling, Sasuke trailed after his friend, throwing a glare over his shoulder for good measure. It didn't have the desired effect though, only causing Itachi to laugh harder at his brothers' suffering.

Once they were a safe distance away, Naruto stealthily handed back the unopened drink to the raven, his eyes darting around the room in search of the elder raven. "Here," he whispered. "Just don't let Itachi catch you, and if you are caught, I didn't give it to you."

The corner of Sasuke's pouty lips turned up in a smirk. "As if," he said with a wicked smirk. "If I go down, you're going down with me." He popped the cap and took a large swig before sauntering off to find Neji and Gaara, and join in the celebration.

Naruto couldn't take his eyes off the swaying hips and the tight little ass moving away from him. Groaning at his indecent thoughts, he turned away, and threw himself into a conversation with a few of his friends that were hanging around. More than anything, Naruto wouldn't allow himself to turn into Kyuubi. As it stood currently, Tsunade was going to have a conniption when she heard the redhead was breaking rules and seducing Itachi. In Kyuubi's defence though, it was the first time Naruto had ever seen his brother serious about another person. But Naruto, unlike his brother, wasn't going to let someone else into his heart, especially someone he was working so hard to protect from the one person who had destroyed him.

"Itachi-chibi!" Kyuubi cried, slinging an arm around the pale boys shoulders. "You were in on this, weren't you? Was it you that convinced your brother to string me along today?" he asked, his voice falling with disappointment. The redhead had been thinking about the days' events. It was obvious that Itachi had been asked to take him out, and it pained him to know that his attraction to the older Uchiha had been played.

From the first moment Kyuubi had seen the snapshot of Itachi in the Hokage's office, he knew he had to have the Uchiha. It wasn't until he met the stoic raven that he realized this was one man he would never be able to let go. He would protect the Uchiha with his life, and hope that in the end the man would accept him for who he was when the truth came out.

"String you along?" murmured Sasuke nonplussed .

"You know," the birthday boy said. "The fake date to keep me out of the way so I didn't figure out what you guys were up to." The hurt was evident in the redheads' voice, he looked absolutely heartbroken.

Sasuke chest tightened. He didn't like the crestfallen expression that Naruto's brother was trying hard to hide. "What date?" the raven asked, still unsure of what the man was talking about. He recalled teasing his brother when pretending to be drunk, but that had been a joke. As far as he knew, they were only going out as friends. "Naruto asked Itachi to keep you busy, not to go on a date with you." Kyuubi didn't look convinced. "Let me ask you this, did he kiss you?"

Kyuubi nodded slowly. "We may have made out a bit during the movie." A warm smile spread over his face at the memory. The feeling of Itachi's mouth against his was unlike anything he had even experienced before.

"Then he likes you," Sasuke stated evenly, breaking into the Uzumaki's daydream. "Quite a lot judging by his actions. I don't remember him ever doing that with someone before. Nobody has ever received a kiss, not even a peck on the first date with him, let alone sucked face in a movie theatre. Believe me when I tell you, people have tried, how can they not, my brother is sex on legs. I can't tell you the number of dates he's had me bail him out of."

Itachi had always been searching for the one, and unless he felt a connection with a person, they were usually cut loose within a few days. In fact, the longest relationship the elder raven had been involved in was only a measly week and a half.

Sasuke shrugged the tanned arm off his shoulder, only to be pulled into a bone crushing hug. His face was buried in a hard chest, and he couldn't help but compare the older man with Naruto. How the blonde was warmer, and how his body seemed to fit together better with his friend than with his older counterpart.

Releasing the squirming body, Kyuubi beamed at the younger Uchiha. "So he likes me," he crowed. "This is great. Should I ask him out then?"

"Hn." Seeing the redheads uncertainly, he decided to elaborate. "Please do, he's been going on about you since he met you, and he won't shut up. It's annoying," he added with a growl.

"I feel I should do something for you," the man said thoughtfully. "Any girls caught your eye? I can set you up."

"No thanks," Sasuke declined with a wave of his hand. He was becoming increasingly uncomfortable with the conversation. If he wasn't careful, his secret could be blown.

"Oh, you already have someone then," teased the redhead.

"Kyuubi, leave him be," Naruto's quiet but firm voice interrupted.

Turning to his brother, Kyuubi pouted, and jumped on the younger boy. "Come on Nar," he whined, nuzzling his brother affectionately. "I just want to help him."

The blonde growled and pushed the childish man off. "Go find Itachi. I'm sure he'd love for you to molest him right about now."

Instantly brightening, Kyuubi stood up and grinned at the younger boys. "Oh, good idea," he said enthusiastically, and disappeared into the crowd of partygoers in search of his unsuspecting victim.

"So, no girlfriend, eh?" Naruto asked, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively at the shell shocked boy.

"No."

"Why not? You have enough girls chasing you," Naruto pointed out. "You could easily pick one." He leaned against the wall, studying the pale raven beside him. The boy was a mystery to him, and one he was determined to solve. If only he knew the Uchiha was trying to do the same thing.

"I would never date one of those disgusting harpies," the defensive boy spat maliciously. He sighed at Naruto's questioning look. "They don't want me for who I am," he explained, his tone still hard, but not as angry. "They want me for my name, my money, and my looks. Everybody sees me as Uchiha Sasuke, son of a business tycoon."

His face was plastered all over magazines, tabloids and newspapers. New fansites popped up every day, and new girls join the Uchiha Sasuke fanclub, the one started by two girls at his school, Sakura and Ino. He and his brother were celebrities without even trying. His parents tried to keep Itachi and him out of the press, but they couldn't catch everything. He just wanted to be Sasuke.

Naruto nodded in understanding. He could tell the teen felt strongly on the subject, but he also knew he wasn't getting the whole truth. "That's a nice excuse," the blonde said absentmindedly. "But you're just not interested in women in general are you."

Onyx eyes widened in shock, and just a little fear before narrowing into a deadly glare, he could do nothing to stop the crimson flush spreading over his pale face. "I-I-I," he stuttered. He cursed himself. Whenever the blonde was around he fell apart, his cool demeanour was lost to this bumbling fool he became.

"I hit the nail right on the head there, didn't I?" He smirked at the nervous teen across from him.

"Don't tell anyone," the Uchiha whispered lowly.

"I won't," he assured. "Who else knows?"

"Just Itachi," he said glancing at his brother across the room who was currently trying to fend off a very touchy feely birthday boy. "If my parents ever found out..." He didn't finish his sentence, not really knowing how to end it.

If his parents ever did indeed find out, he knew his father would be furious, but he didn't know what action would be taken against him. He could lose his inheritance or be disowned. The endless possibilities terrified him, so he kept the truth to himself. Itachi was the only comfort he had. No matter what, he knew his brother would protect and support him in anyway, even if it meant going against their father.

"You don't care?" he asked cautiously, searching the blondes face for any hint of disgust.

A low amused chuckle escaped the young Uzumaki. "Why should it?" he chuckled. "My brother doesn't care which gender he brings home, and believe me, it's been one long parade of men and women through our place for years. There is also the fact that three out of my four best friends are interested in men, whether completely or partially." He laughed harder when Sasuke's jaw dropped open. "Not just that though. Let me introduce you to the rest of the party." He gestured around at the group gathered around them. "You'll see why I couldn't care less. At least ten people out of the thirty or so here enjoy the company of the same sex. Pretty high odds considering it's on average one out of ten, but birds of a feather I suppose."

The party will continue in the next chapter. I'm no where near done with it yet. We still need some Kiba and Shika action, as well an introduction to some of the other players in the game... but who will they be. Well stay tuned and find out.

Now, I have to ask... what are your theories as to where this story is going? I'm wondering if anyone has caught on yet. So let me know.

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