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Too Many Drinks!	By : KoibitoFemme Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 3538 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Kurai
Kisu:
Hmm Lets see I got hit on by two perverts today. BOTH AT THE BUS
STATION! Oh joy.... Its times like these I wish I had a bat with
rusty nails. But otherwise my first day at work was great and I even
found enough time to start the train lemon. Yup in about a chapter or
two there will be ANOTHER lemon and I will have passed out from over
exerting myself and giving you something crappalicious. I for some
reason have lost all confidence in my lemons after that first one.
Please don't hate me for it. Ok so wow I am really an office lady
now. But once again I will be running a 5am-10pm schedule. So if I
slow down don't beat me. Oh and if anyone requests a story from me
and turns to Temari and Ino on me (AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE * cowers
thinking about it *)I am shaving my hair off again and moving to
Tibet with the monks! I can pretend to be a pretty boy. Well anyways
folks here is the story AND STOP TRYING TO SEDUCE ME WITH YOUR PRETTY
WORDS hehehehe. Oh I am so ashamed.

Chapter 9:

A
Week Later. The Day Before The Trip:

Gaara lay on his bed, his sister sitting next to him,
and a bag of ice securely held to his throbbing crotch. Temari's arms
were crossed over her chest as she shook her head disapprovingly. The
red head refused to inquire why she was still in his room, already
knowing she was just waiting to give him an earful. As if sensing her
brother wouldn't give her the much awaited opening, she took it upon
herself to scold the insensitive jerk.

“Honestly, Gaara, a lesser person would have
dumped you by now...You're lucky he just twisted your balls and
didn't rip them off!” The pale man grunted in response,
refusing to make eye contact with his older sister. “You know
his hormones are whacked out how could you fathom saying that shit
wouldn't piss him off?? Least he didn't call off the trip.”
Gaara winced, recalling how pissed off the blond was before
announcing he needed to take a walk to cool off. Temari continued to
berate her baby brother for several more minutes before leaving to
find her favorite little blond in-law, as she liked to consider him.
The red head was left to go over the past 2 hours and how he ended up
nursing his poor (ahem) pride.

Flashback:

They had just finished the last bit of their packing
and Gaara was relaxing in the lounge chair by his desk. Naruto was
busying himself in the bathroom, trying to find something to wear.

“Gaara-koi?
What do you think about this?” The blond walked out the
bathroom in a shirt that obviously was one of the boy's favorites.
The problem was that with the extra girth from the babies, the shirt
looked entirely too small on the boy. And with Gaara as emotionally
inept as he was, fate deemed this moment in their lives to be an
utter disaster, with the red head's ignorance of tact the primary
catalyst. (A/N:
OOOH someone's been reading her dictionary :3)

Gaara sat there silently, before he opened his mouth
and commenced to stuffing his entire foot and half of his leg into
the orifice, “You look fat in that shirt, kinda like it belongs
to one of the middle schoolers down the street...Why don't you put on
one of the...bigger...shirts...you just...bought?” The red
head's voice went uncharacteristically higher as his speech slowed.
During his observation it slowly dawned on him that a dark, dangerous
aura was enveloping the room. Green eyes stared at the blond in front
of him, taking in the fact that not only was he trembling but an
intent to maim was washing over him.

“Um....what I meant to say was....it
looks...nice?”

“Gaaaarrrrraaaaaa.” The tone Naruto used
could have turned the living dead into stone with fear. Gaara slowly
rose from where he was seated, trying to inch his way to the exit.

“H-How DARE you!!!” Naruto's head
snapped up and if the red head didn't know any better he could have
sworn the boy's eyes were RED. “Its YOUR fault I'm FAT!”
Gaara's eyes widened with terror as his lover began to move closer to
him. He raised his hands in front of him trying to feign innocence.

“No...no, I never said you were exactly fat,
the shirt is just small-” And deeper the foot got shoved in his
mouth. Gaara couldn't say another thing because Naruto rushed up on
him so fast and took purchase of his nuts, that he couldn't even
tell when the boy moved. All he knew was that he was staring at two
of the fiercest eyes he had ever seen. It was like being stared down
by a demon. And the pressure on his balls only multiplied his terror.

“Don't give me that bullshit! You just said I
looked like I took some kid's shirt!” He squeezed the balls.
“Maybe I should teach you.” He squeezed again. “To
keep” Gaara winced from the constantly added pressure. “Your
DICK!” Yet another painful squeeze. “To YOURSELF!!!”
This time Naruto twisted the red head's balls causing the boy to
scream like a 5 year old girl. If it wasn't for Temari being home
Gaara would definitely have been turned into an eunuch. Naruto
growled feeling slightly bad for almost castrating his boyfriend, but
the bastard called him fat! He was already feeling nervous about his
appearance. Naruto was a got damn MAN and he was pregnant. Wasn't
that enough shit to worry about, without being called fat?!

“I need to take a walk. I'll be back later.”
He growled, brushing past the two. Temari watched the blond storm out
the room before looking back at her brother, who was curled into a
fetal position holding onto his nuts for dear life.

“What the FUCK did you say to him?”
Gaara cracked an eye open and looked at his sister.

“I just told him...the truth...when he asked
me how he looked in his shirt.” Temari rolled her eyes.

“Dumbass.” And with that she left the
room coming back after she retrieved a bag of ice for her baka
brother.

End of Flashback:

Gaara managed to sit up his eyes gazed into nothing.
The last two hours continued to replay over and over again in his
head. He had to learn more about the blond because he was starting to
doubt if he had what it took to stick by Naruto to full term. The red
head knew he was in love with the boy, he just didn't know how to
deal with the constant shift in the blond's mood.

During his turmoil of thoughts, the red head failed to
notice that Temari not only found his mate, but the two were staring
at him after they had had a nice long talk. Which left Naruto in a
much better disposition. The blond watched Gaara mull over whatever
he was thinking about. He smiled making his way to the distressed
boy. The red head jumped as he felt a warm hand slide over his
shoulder. Suddenly green and blue locked. An endearing smile stayed
on Naruto's face. At that moment the red head looked so innocent and
vulnerable. He leaned down placing a chaste kiss on the Ai tattoo on
the pale forehead.

“I-I-I” Gaara started but Naruto placed a
finger over his pale lips.

“Its ok, I know you are tactless. Heh, I just
overreacted a little too much.” Gaara nodded slowly, rising
from the bed. Strong pale arms pulled the smaller male closer to him.
They inched their faces closer until their breath mingled together.
Naruto wrapped his arms around the red head's neck above him. The two
boys soon found themselves in a heated game of tongue tag.

Gaara groaned as he moved his tongue further into
Naruto's mouth. The kiss would have led to more interesting things if
the red head's groin didn't remind him of his current distress. He
winced as a stinging sensation shot up from his sore nuts right up
his spine. The blond gave him a confused look, feeling the boy
reluctantly push him away.

“Gomen, Koi... Let's take a rain check.... I
haven't recovered from your last mood swing.” Naruto pouted,
his eyes quivering with unshed tears. He felt so bad. The blond
closed his eyes and moved closer against Gaara's warm body.

“I'm so, so sorry...How a bout we just cuddle
then.” The smaller male felt his lover nod at the same time
those oh so familiar set of arms wrapped around his waist. Naruto
felt a slight annoyance well up inside him at the sight of his ever
increasing waist but he chose to ignore it rather than ruin the
moment.

“AAAWWW”

Click click!

The two men looked to the open door once again to find
Temari with her ever ready cameras snapping away. Gaara lowered his
forehead onto Naruto's, letting out an irritated growl. The tan boy
grinned placing a little peck on his boyfriend's nose.

“Don't worry we're leaving in about 8 more
hours.: Gaara nodded refusing to pay any attention to his
overexcited sibling.

“Oh! Can you boys take your shirts off and
embrace each other with the same hunger in your eyes as you did in
the shower?” And at that moment two faces did a remarkable
imitation of a maraschino cherry.

“TEMARIIII!!!!!”

“Eeep! Gotta go.”

Kurai Kisu: Oh I am so sorry this one is kinda short
but I just wanted to add a little nut torture since I can't legally
castrate any of the pervs I deal with on a daily basis. Oh yea that
watermelon request LOL that made my tired ol' face grin. Well my
oneechan is really using her pregnancy for all its worth. PEOPLE
walking ACROSS the living room to take a nap is NOT exercise. Oh and
the next chapter will probably be a little long cause there will be a
LEMON you damn horn dogs LOL. Ja!
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