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Naruto Shit-On-You-Then: The Curse Evolves	By : c0p13r Category: Naruto > General Views: 33163 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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What’s the point of bidding someone welcome and announcing their return to update in each chapter?
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Goodbye, my friend. But I still believe in you
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            Iruka stands his ground. “I always knew it’d come down to fists with you, Sasuke.” He enters a fighting stance. “I just didn’t think we’d be fighting.”
            “How arrogant of you to call this a fight.” Sasuke lashes his whip-like wang from side to side. “It’ll be over before you know it.”
            “You underestimate your opponent, like always. Iruky-chin was a secret weapon, sure, but I am also a teacher at the academy. I’ve abducted more boys than you have hairs on your head!” Iruka begins to power up, showing the skill of it… of… the Hard Knight! Chakra swirls and swells. “I have a few more tricks up my sleeve that you couldn’t even guess. And for my Naru-chan, I will take you down!”
            Sasuke tightens his muscles, his booty clenching. “It seems you’ve forgotten one very important thing, Iruky-chin.” He speaks the name ironically with a smirk. Iruka waits for him to finish. Sasuke bends forward, his cock poised and ready. “You suck at fighting.”
            Iruka gasps sharply. He’d forgotten! How could he forget that he can’t fight worth shit?!
            BALLS!!
            “Sasy-chan! Iruk-chan! Onegai! Stop this!” The two look up, and while Sasuke gets a hard-on, Iruka shrivels as they witness Naruto dropping, pussy-first, from the sky. He has his legs up, holding his ankles to his ears to tantalize the boys. Biting his lip, Choji begins to touch himself while observing the dewy shimmer of a well-shaven, visibly-tight cunt and the cute depression that was Naruto’s womanly asshole. The transvestite lands, and his beautiful assets bounce. Choji exposes his cock with an erotic ‘Sproing-oing-oing!!’ (How is that erotic and not comical? God, I hate that douchebag.) Long legs had muscle intermixed with fat accompanied with prominent hips. Naruto had mastered the ‘come-hither’ sway that made straight men’s jaws drop while sporting confused erections.
            Posing in such a way to jut out his breasts in his skimpy top and yellow track shorts that copier saw on a black chick in Target, ones that did not hide her ass and made copier groan in sexual frustration. It followed the curve of her cheeks; you could see both so prominently, two lovely hills of ebony that ya would just wanna bury your face in between. She was so fucking hot… Holy shit… Tits were high and natural, bouncing just subtly within the confines of her sports bra. Damn teasing bitch!
            “You both don’t need to fight over me! Believe it! I love you both!” says Naruto.
            Sasuke snorts at his cum dumpster! “You’re too late… Naru-chan!!”
            The first blow is a strike of Sasuke’s Sasu-cock to Iruka’s jaw. The teacher wheels in a full circle, coming around with a clumsy bitch-slap that all but misses Sasuke; Sasuke didn’t dodge. Again, the acrobatic appendage comes around and hits Iruka in the stomach with the force of a log. And once more, Iruka make a feeble slap to defend himself; he hits Sasuke on the chest this time… and then recoils from a hurt wrist. Sasuke slugs him across the face with his cockhead.
            Sasuke…
            Iruka grunts as he spins around after another hit.
            Did you know… I almost took you in instead of Naruto? How could I not?
            Iruka falls on the floor, tries to get back up, and then his hammered back down by Sasuke’s relentless wiener.
            You were so cute after your parents and family was murdered! You withdrew from everyone, so I knew I could trust you not to tell when I took you to my house. But, when I tried to get to know you, so did the girls. And all your efforts went to ignoring them! Sasuke…
            Iruka is slammed into the wall. Naruto cries out his name, and he looks with one bruised eye.
            You spent so much time paying attention to ignoring girls… that you didn’t have time to pay attention to me. Don’t you know? We’re so alike! I lost my mommy and daddy. I saw myself in you every night. And every night, I would see more and more of myself in you; deeper and deeper; inch by inch.
            Yaoi fangirls go crazy with gushing and ‘aw’ing at the idea of Iruka taking in a young boy before the young boy is forced to take him in. One yaoi fangirl hikes up her little dress, squats while pushing out her hips, and gushes mush all over the floor.
            Iruka pants as he is dragged up from the puddle of his own bile. Sasuke observes his state while his boa-like cock – the greatest thing in the world is Sasuke’s cock! Now and forever, we worship how large and magnificent it is! Hail, Sasuke cock! Hail! – hefts his teacher off the floor.
            Sasuke tightens the coil around Iruka’s throat. “You Narutards are just that: retards. You stamp your seal of approval on any work that pairs him up with any girl, regardless of the lack of creativity, the abundance of spelling errors, and the disregard of the source material. As long as Naruto is giving his bitch a twelve-inch banging that she’d never forget, you just sit there and nod with a smile and a boner-salute. What’s the point of writing shota Naruto if his dick is still the biggest thing the girl’s ever seen in her life?”
            Iruka struggles for a breath, and uses it to say, “It’s better than stories about you, which focus 90% on the size of your dick while the other 10% is used for cuckolding. No effort at all needs to go into your personality… guh!... because you never had one to start with. How many times do we have to read about you turning some insecure or bored wives into mind-broken cock whores before we shit out our own colons and suck them back in through our mouths… Sasuke?!”
            The dismissal of his SUPER KAWAII~ name brings a tic to Sasuke’s eye, but he reaffirms his leer, tightening the stranglehold with his heavenly cock. “Well, let’s just agree to disagree. Well, maybe we can agree to one thing.” He throws the pathetic teacher to the ground. His cock bites Iruka’s trousers and tugs them down to show his naked ass. “The age of Narutards… is over… Iru-chan.”
            Iruka bites back a sob. Iruky-chin sounds so much cuter… Unable to stop it, Iruka is left vulnerable to Sasuke’s approach. “I’m gonna transform you into a girl,” he warns, licking his lips. “And then I’ll use a Genjutsu to make you believe you’ve always been a girl!”
            Quivering at the thought of concealing his manhood behind falsehoods and deceptions, Iruka begins to weep. Naruto…! He stares across the battlefield and sees his beloved, still trapped in the form Sasuke wished of him, doomed to be Naruko instead of a little boy who was too afraid to go to the police. Suddenly, strength returns to Iruka! For that little boy, he would overcome Sasuke!
            “Rrrah!” Immediately, the failed instructor sits up and makes a barrage of hand signs. “You know nothing of what I can do, Sasuke!”
            Sasuke is taken aback by this eruption of will and power. Before he could utter a word, he finds himself facing the God of Death behind Iruka. “What do you think you’re doing?!” Sasuke waves his hand out in front of him. “You think, with the difference in our power, you can take me down with you?! Just to keep Naru-chan from getting forked by me instead of you?!”
            “For him?” Iruka smiles weakly. “I’ll do anything.” He looks back at the boy-turned-girl whom he used to molest when there was an under-aged wang instead of a mock vageenie. Sparkles around him, he breathes, “Believe it.”
            Naruto suddenly holds his breath.
            The Death God reaches for Sasuke and seizes the cusp of his soul, but Sasuke, true to his warnings, is too strong to be simply overcome. “I’m ready to stand here THIRTY episodes longer than Orochimaru and the Third did! You goddamn pedophile! You can’t even take a pinky, let alone my arms! You fail!”
            Despite this, Iruka still smiles. “You were right; we can agree that the age of Narutards is over, and I cannot kill you with me.” His face hardens. “But I can take what is most precious to you. NOW!!”
            The level of the Death God’s hand drops immediately to Sasuke’s crotch, tugging the life force of his groin out for a good chopping. “Wait! What are you doing?!” Sasuke falters when he sees the demon raise its vicious Zanpakuto! “You can’t…!”
            But it does, chopping off that bit, that tiny miniscule part of Sasuke and sealing it within Iruka’s own body: the growth of his pubic hair, the process of manhood that Iruka had always dreaded. Now, locked within his own soul for some good symbolism… or imagery… something poetic like that. Maybe irony?
            With the severance, both combatants fall away from one another, barely keeping their feet underneath them. Sasuke looks himself over, reaching down to his crotch. Hairs fall off in clumps until… So very, dreadfully smooth… Pulse escalating, breath hitching with fear, he travels with his fingertips over the smooth wrinkles of his saggy balls, and then to his taint – also smooth! – and finally the rim of his butthole, smooth but for some flaky crusts and the wear-and-tear of firm-poop traffic.
            Acknowledging the disbelief on Sasuke’s face, Iruka cracks a smile. “Sasuke,” he murmurs almost peacefully. “No matter how big it is, what is a dick that can’t grow any hair?”
            Sasuke grits his teeth, his blood freezing hot ice magma.
            A LITTLE BOY’S DICK!!
            The whites of his dumb eyes crack with furious red veins. “You damn pedophile! What have you done…?! What have you done to my pubes?!”
            Iruka, feeling the life leave him, chuckles. “The age of Narutards may be over, but that doesn’t mean your time has come. Goodbye, my sexiest, idiot student.”
            “You butt-sniffer!”
            Iruka watches Sasuke scream at him, but he is deaf to it all. And as his vision begins to fade, the image of a furious Sasuke changes to Sasuke as a little boy, so cute and innocent. Iruka slowly dies with a smile. Child Sasuke just stares at him for a moment, and right before his eyes go, Sasuke rotates and opens his butt as the last thing Iruka will see.
            “Iruk-chan! Believe it!” Naruto catches his falling teacher/molester, but he can already sense that it is too late. The Demon Seal is claiming his life. Iruka looks at Naruto, ashamed by the fact that he is still in woman form.
            Naruto… Did you… even for a moment… ever imagine… being with me as a little boy… as you were with Sasuke as a transvestite?
            Iruka dies. As if to solidify this fact, he loads his trousers with dead poops and a balloon of cocaine that he had planned to make the next boy he lured into solitude take.
            “Iruky-chin…” Naruto sets his teacher down, hiding his tears and sobs. “I… thought I hated you… for stealing my food… and molesting me.”
            Sasuke has the opportunity to gloat, but continues to mourn his lost pubic hair. “That bastard… He got what he deserved.”
            Naruto looks up, angry as hell. “How could you, Sasy-chan? You killed him! Believe it!”
            “Tch! This was the man who molested you! I just had you change into a woman so I can fork you to impregnationness!”
            Trembling, Naruto realizes his errors. “I always made mistakes, and all of them were because of you.” Enraged as if the Kyubi had just shoved a claw up his butt, he screams, “SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA4AAASSSSSSS5-SSSSSSSSSS2SSSUUUUUUUUUUUUU-KKKKKKKEEEEEÈEEEE3EEEEEE!!!!!!!!-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
            Sasuke ducks, gasping and thinking, I’ve never seen so many exclamation marks before! The follow-up blow comes from the realization that his SUPER KAWAII~ nickname was forsaken! “Naru-chan, you dare…?”
            “It’s Naruto, believe it,” Naruto immediately dismisses the bull of ‘NARUTO’. “And I’m not a boy in drag!” His womanly form vanishes in a poof, and there stands a man who is proud to be a man once again. “I’m a boy! Believe it!”
            “You betray me, Naru-chan?” Sasuke firmly sticks to the SUPER KAWAII~ method. His hands grip in fists. That damn Iruk-chan… This war was meant to find Sasuke as supreme victor, with Naruto accepting once and for all that he’s Sasuke’s bitch.
            “I betrayed myself. Sasuke, I’m gonna kick your ass as hard as you forked mine!”
            Sasuke wavers and backs away. Enraged as he is, he cannot face Naruto. Not with the pain of losing his pubes so fresh in his mind! The moment Naruto brings up his fists, he knows it’s all over. He’ll have to use a plunger on his asshole to get Naruto’s sandal out of his colon.
            But at the last second, Orochimaru arrives in a plume of smoke. “My, my, Sasy-chan-kun. Looks like I finished my job just in time.”
            “Where the fuck have you been, asshole?” Sasuke scolds before he and his Orochi-chan are reverse-summoned.
            Losing the chance to end it all, Naruto falls to the ground and screams. “Sasuke~!” He doesn’t waste Caps Lock and exclamation marks when Sasuke is gone. With this reprieve, Naruto knows that he’s going to build a force himself to fend off Sasuke’s advances.
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What should have been the end of the Narutards only births a new beginning! Naruto has vowed to avenge the only man who saw worth in his bum and underage penis. But how can he beat, outsmart someone as cunning as a man who could come up with an undefeatable cute name? Perhaps the smartest man in existence will get a knock on his door!
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