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Up and Out
By : Blackkitten23
Category: Naruto > Het - Male/Female
Views: 143928 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 11
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or make a profit off my stories
Chapter List
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(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
Pairing: Hentai F/M - Naruto X Konan / Hinata / Tayuya
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“we were starting to think you failed” Gato said as he let them in and took the file … there waiting in the living room of Gato’s suite was the Kazekage and Madara Uchiha …
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Naruto’s clone with the cloak forced itself to calm down and nodded “there was a bit of trouble with some brat who was hired to deliver this, but we dealt him and the mother just in case she read any of it” he reported as he watched the businessman read over the file to make sure everything was there. It was so infuriating to see the people who brutally murdered his jiji and his friends right in front of him, but not able to do anything to wipe that smug smirk off their faces. Itachi wasn’t handling this predicament much better, but they both knew they couldn’t fight them here. Neither were strong enough to face them plus there was Hiruzen, Inoichi and Obito to worry about. Keep calm, that’s all they had to do for now. Keep calm, get out of here alive and perhaps with some information too. That’s the best case scenario …
“son of a bitch did some excellent work. It’s a pity he got emotional over some cunt. I would’ve hired him” Gato cackled as he dropped the file into the fire “oh well, now back to business. Once I’m married and our vast fortunes are combined I will help finance-” Gato paused as the kazekage raised his hand for silence.
The leader of Sand’s eyes and Madara’s eyes zeroed in on Naruto’s clone with the cloak suspiciously. A tense silence continued for a few seconds and each second made Naruto’s clone more nervous. Itachi was ready to do what he could should their disguises be uncovered. Suddenly several barbs of sand forced each of the clones and Itachi to dodge or have themselves and the henges dispelled. Thankfully the barbs shredded the cloak the lead clone took from the man who attacked Gaara and that seemed to be enough to stop the assault. Itachi and the clones panted hoping the subtle trick was enough to convince Madara and the kazekage that they were real. Considering nothing else happened it seems it worked …
Without a second glance or even an apology the kazekage turned his attention back to the businessman “yes, we will provide support in your projects in exchange for financial backing in our own mission”
“you intend to get everyone under your thumb more or less, correct?” Gato questioned for clarity.
Madara nodded with a smirk pulling at his lips “more or less. How would you like to increase your wealth by 10 or 20 times? As we gain control you will be reaping the benefit as an ally. You will have free rein in our lands be it women, land or whatever it is you desire”
Drool leaked from the greedy businessman’s lips as he thought of the possibilities “very well, I’m in. Who will handle removing my wife to be from any involvement?”
“Haru and his team will handle it” the kazekage said as he pointed to the ninjas he nearly skewered moments ago. The clones and Itachi nodded in understanding at the order to keep up appearances.
Gato smirked “if it’s all the same to you wait a week. I’d like to enjoy my honeymoon” the disguised clones and Uchiha clenched their teeth slightly to resist the urge to kill this sicko “now if you’ll excuse me I have a wedding to prepare for” the greedy businessman was left alone in his room. However as they left Naruto’s clone in the back saw Gato pop a pill in a glass of wine and swish it around. They couldn’t stay long enough to see much more than that, but it’s safe to assume that Gato drank the contents.
Instead of getting a chance to escape Madara gestured for the clones and Itachi to follow him and the kazekage “we don’t necessarily need him” the traitorous Uchiha subtly suggested a different solution.
“I agree. A greedy fool like that will cause problems” the kazekage fell silent as the bakers passed by them wheeling a tray with a large six layered cake covered in tropical flowers “in reality we don’t need either of them. Haru, kill both of them after you and your team find out how to break into his bank accounts. If we gain control of his businesses we can finance ourselves”
“yes kazekage-sama” ‘Haru’ muttered and they left the second they were dismissed. The clones dispelled themselves once they found a secluded spot except for the one with the shredded cloak “the boss is at this address” he said as he handed over what was left of the cloak and vanished in a puff of smoke. Itachi destroyed the cloak and quickly raced to the address under his henge …
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“so you’re not allowed in certain areas of the village. That is something I understand. The only time I’m ‘allowed’ in places like a bathhouse is during other parties and even then I have to sneak out or some drunk will find me” Naruto said from behind his mask. The red haired demon vessel had no place to go.
Coincidently Gaara was banned to the edge of the village because a wedding was taking place. Gaara being the kazekage’s son he knew it was important. Important enough to ban the person you think might cause problems even if it was your own child. With nowhere to go Naruto and Gaara stayed together chatting all night on the roof of Yuki’s home
“yeah … I should go back to the edge of the village before someone comes to check on me” Gaara said as he lowered himself down to the road just in time to see a little bit of sun peeking over the tall rock walls surrounding the village.
“did you have a guard? Was anyone watching you?” Naruto asked, but Gaara simply shook his head sadly. The ROOT agent didn’t like leaving the red head alone so he jumped down next to Gaara and took the red head’s hand “this will help us keep in contact with each other. Any bird I send to get you a letter has a matching seal so it will be able to find you, but be out of the way when it comes so no one finds out you’re in contact with someone outside of the village. That may get you in trouble” he said as he applied the seal to Gaara’s forearm.
If Sasuke wasn’t consistently attacked by his fans then he would’ve given it to him as well, but there are too many potential witnesses for that solution thus the reason the clones are with him. Orochimaru has it, but Itachi does not. The oldest Uchiha brother would have it too provided he could stay still long enough. The poor bird would be flying in circles after him and that would delay everything so by the time the bird reaches him the information would be too old to be accurate.
Gaara looked at the small light gray marking on his forearm where it would easily be hidden by his sleeve and felt tears prickle his eyes as he realized he made a friend “ok” he mumbled before running off almost too excited to look back at the blonde ninja.
“I better get inside” Naruto said before slipping into the house. Yuki was still sleeping and considering day this will be it was best to let her rest until the attendants come to help her into the dress. Of course there was a phone call. The blonde grabbed it before it could wake his client and henged his vocal cords so he sounded like Yuki “hello, this is Yuki” Naruto rolled his eyes behind his mask as this person starte telling who they assumed wax the bride that there was a mix up with the flowers (fuck you Gato, he should’ve at least splurged for a wedding planner so Yuki doesn’t need to deal with this. Is that too much to ask especially when he intends to kills her) he thought before answering “what flowers arrived?”
The ninja listened to a panicky florist and sighed. He figured Yuki wouldn’t mind him taking this over since this wedding would amount to nothing romance wise. How can it when there’s are plans to kill the both the newlyweds? Of course she won’t care if the flowers were right when her husband is a lying bastard who murdered her parents and will kill her to get the fortune she unknowingly inherited. With that in mind he told the florist how to salvage the situation, but that wasn’t the last problem. Moments after there was a call from the photographer who had to cancel. A cake disaster came next and Naruto had to remove to layers of the originally 8 layered cake to make it 6 and had them cover any flaws with sugar flowers. After that there was a call saying the dress was sent to the hotel instead of at Yuki’s home, which makes everything difficult because the limo was supposed to pick her up at her home. Just as he was dealing with the bridesmaid who claimed to be so sick that she couldn’t come, though Naruto could hear lots of other people and music in the background, Itachi came in through the window and dropped the henge.
“how can I help?” Itachi asked once Naruto hung up.
“I’m going to wake Yuki. Lucky for us we have two openings so we can get in the wedding easily and I think I know a way to kill him without any suspicion being placed on Yuki” Naruto said as he went to get his client.
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Sasuke peeked out around a tree and looked the pinkette who was training intently by breaking boulders. School let out just moments ago and he decided it was time to slip her the red envelope. After all this time he had gotten used to her routine so he knew where to find her, but he still had no clue how to get close without dying.
(I have to move fast or I will be pulverized like those boulders) he gulped as he witnessed the murder of one defenseless boulder that was turned to dust courtesy of Sakura’s fist. He waited for her to pick another boulder and toss it up in the air before racing forward. The sound of the bag being opened and the envelope being shoved inside was covered by the explosion of the boulder, but Sasuke had no time to shut the bag thanks to a snagged zipper so he ran away fast. Mere seconds after he retreated he heard …
“I KNOW YOU’RE THERE SO COME OUT!” Sasuke held his breath and took cover. No doubt Sakura saw her bag open and knew there was someone near by. And explosion shook the earth as Sakura slammed her fists in random places to drive out the spy, but all it really did was send a small rock flying at Sasuke’s head leaving a bump. Sasuke managed to stay quiet until she decided she scared off her stalker and left.
“she’s gone Sasuke, are you ok?” the cone asked as he jumped down from the tree.
“I’m fine, is Naruto having an easier time on his mission?” Sasuke asked as the clone treated the bump on his head.
“that would depend on how you rate molestation” the clone commente all to casually for such a statement and it left Sasuke gaping in a mix of shock, horror and disgust.
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A lovely brunette with gray eyes wearing a blue dress with a colorful sash around her waist smiled as she approached the photographer who was taking pictures of the couple cutting the cake “why the fuck did I have to be the bridesmaid? I got a couple pills from the bottle in his breast pocket, but that prick Gato groped me” he hissed under his breath while maintaining his sweet smile.
“you deal with the role because I had to deal with the shit storm of excuses and issues this morning without sleep. Now stop whining and you weren’t the only one groped by the way Itachi” the supposedly tall slender young photographer with short black hair and slim glasses hissed back as he stood up to get a better angle “he swings both ways apparently and now I understand why the previous photographer quit”
“not that I have an issue with that, but he’s getting married. Yuki doesn’t need any scumbag like that getting too her … so I was thinking since Madara may try to go after her for her wealth I should go as a guard” Itachi muttered deliberately avoiding ‘Naruto’s henged black eyes “you fixed any problems nicely. This place looks great. If you get tired of being a wedding planner”
“never gonna happen. Now back to the subject that came before that awkward subject change. Yes you’re right. Yuki may need a bodyguard at least until they give up on wasting resources trying to find her, but why are you volunteering so quickly when Orochimaru could- … wait I know that look” the ROOT agent blinked as he looked at the slightly blushing bridesmaid avoiding his eyes “you like her”
Itachi twitched, he swore he was cursed with two annoying little brothers who tease him not one “would that matter?”
Naruto shrugged a started taking more pictures as the music and dancing started “no … you two would be cute together”
“you think?” Itachi asked relieved that he wouldn’t get teased.
“yeah, I can see it now. One day you’ll both be together and maybe even have kids” Naruto said as he stepped towards the table to get an excellent shot of the dance floor and hide the fact that Itachi slipped to of Gato’s heart pills and a certain blue pill into the drink “I can also see one of those kids looking up at Yuki and saying ‘mommy, how did you and daddy meet?’ and Yuki will smile and say ‘ well sweetie, your daddy was my bridesmaid’” Naruto bit his lip to keep from laughing and focused on the pictures, which wasn’t easy with the eyes of the ‘bridesmaid’ burning holes into his back.
“jerk” Itachi grumbled, but his mood lifted considerably when Gato took his glass into the limo with his wife and downed it before being driven away. Instead of a honeymoon Gato died right there in he car seat. Itachi stayed to help Yuki and Naruto quickly left the village …
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Up and Out	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Het - Male/Female Views: 143928 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 11
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or make a profit off my stories

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