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Hey There Witchdoctor!	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 21004 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 2
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(I’m thinking)
“I’m speaking”
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Pairing : Harem – seme Naruto x Minato / Hashirama / Hiruzen / Tobirama / Shino / Iruka /
Last Time:
Now to wait and see if Iruka will talk to him or try to kill him …
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Iruka’s eyes fluttered open (what happened? … Mizuki! That bastard, wait until I get out of-… why am I here of all places?) Iruka blinked as he glanced around the colorful bottom of a pond that he has seen before. With a graceful flick of his tail he broke the surface of the water and saw the door of the room wide open …
“I know I shouldn’t have transformed without fire Mom,, but in my defense it was-… I know … I know … I can’t make a contract unless I’m allowed to stay. The Akatsuki might not let-… actually it’s 4:00 in the morning here. There’s a few hours time difference remember… no I’m not becoming a night owl, you called-… I have to call you back Mom … yes I love you too … bye Mom” Iruka immediately dove under the water and frantically searched for anything to help him escape “you don’t need to hide professor Iruka”
The merman froze under the water and looked up … he saw Naruto sitting next to the edge of the pool with his hand under the water … after several minutes the merman grabbed the blonde’s hand roughly and broke the surface “what’s going on here Naruto? Tell me!” with a swift push of that elegant tail Naruto was dragged into the water and slammed him up against the side of the pond with his chin just touching the water .
“your sister found out that you were captured. Hiruzen, Minato, Tobirama and Hashirama with myself, Shino and Shibi Aburame came to help you. This is the Uzumaki mansion … you are safe” said Naruto as calmly as ever despite being inches away from getting his head dragged under water and drowned …
“safe? … I’m safe …” Iruka slowly let the blonde go “I’m sorry … you don’t mind seeing me like this?” the merman asked as he seemed to try to make himself less visible …
“not at all. I rarely see such enchanting mermen so it’s an honor” exclaimed the blonde making Iruka blush lightly and sink under the water in embarrassment …
*crash*crash*“will you be quiet!”
Iruka’s eyes widened as he recognized the voice that came from the back of the mansion and immediately came above the surface of the water “Mizuki! Oh no, we have to- … Naruto what dare you doing?!” hissed the professor as Naruto swiftly jumped out of the water and went for the door before Iruka could grab him. Iruka paled as he saw Naruto leave the room and the secret door slowly close “come back! Just close yourself in here with me! Don’t go-” his pleas were silenced as the door shut completely …
(sound proof huh … good. I’m sorry Iruka, but this is my business now. They won’t come near you or any of my patients before dealing with me first … huh I’m acting I like I’m already under contract …interesting) he went over to the living room and spotted glass shards scattered along the floor from a broken window “can I help you?” he flicked on the light revealing three red skinned goblins snarling at him …
“where is the merman?” growled Mizuki.
Naruto recoiled slightly as he was hit with the foul goblin breath “no idea … would you like a breath mint?”
The other goblin hissed “smart ass. Why are you drenched if you have no idea?”
“this place is old. Leaks will happen” remarked the foreigner casually.
“enough of this shit! Bring him to our hideout … we’ll make this fucker talk” snapped Mizuki and the other two goblins grabbed the blonde’s arms …
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“oh thank god! So Iruka is alright!” exclaimed the female voice on the other end of the phone.
Hiruzen chuckled “yes Kurenai he’s fine. It’s best to let him rest for now. I’ll take you to him in the morning … and he’ll need some clothes”
“oh I can bring some! Thank you for saving him!”
“yes of course” the headmaster hung up the phone and sighed “Naruto deserves the thanks” with another heavy sigh he set his ring down and slipped into his coffin … apparently he hasn’t figured out that he could get a real bed yet …
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*bang* the brit’s head snapped to the side as a fist connected with his cheek.
“are you ready to talk yet?” asked Mizuki as he glared at the blonde tied to a chair in the kitchen of an abandoned building. Naruto just licked some blood off his lip and spat it at Mizuki’s face further pissing off the goblin … the goblin pulled his fist back to punch the blonde again.
*bam*crack*
Mizuki smirked as he heard something like a bone breaking “that must’ve hurt, ready now?”
Naruto shrugged “I didn’t break anything. Your buddy broke his finger” Mizuki blinked and turned to the other goblin … the second goblin was biting back tears as he clutched his hand … the first finger was hanging at a sickeningly awkward angle … it was definitely busted …
“that’s it, I have had it! I’ll make him talk” growled the third goblin who has been standing quietly next to the fireplace until now. He yanked out one of the fireplace pokers and aimed the searing red hot metal at Naruto.
“oh we are going to get along just splendidly” Naruto chuckled as the glowing red metal came towards his skin …
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“oh ooooh ah Naruto stop teasing me” moaned Minato and thrashed under the blonde as his nipples were nibbled. The vampire whined as the blonde stopped what he was doing, but then his back arched and he bucked his hips wildly as a hand wrapped around his weeping cock …
Naruto smirked “you seem to like it when I touch you here” the British male stroked the hot hard flesh and watched Minato’s hips jerk as he moaned cutely as pre cum gushed from his cock.
“yes yes yes I love it! Make me your-”
*bang*
“OW!” Minato’s eyes snapped open and his hands held his throbbing forehead … he pouted as he looked around and saw that he was in his coffin … and more importantly alone “it was only a dream” he said sadly with his eyes a little teary … he kicked the lid of his coffin up into the air and sat up to glare at the chunk of wood that ruined his wet dream crash to the floor “I’m getting a bed” with that idea in mind he got ready for the day.
After fixing the throbbing problem in his pants and dressing he went to the Uzumaki resident to see if Naruto needed any help talking to Iruka. As he pulled into the long driveway he saw Kurenai getting out of Hiruzen’s car.
“good morning Minato” said the ‘elderly’ headmaster as he shut the car door.
“hello Hiruzen, I came to check up on things” said Minato as he got out of the car. Before they could enter the mansion Hashirama, Tobirama and the Aburames drove up the driveway …
Shino got of the car with his father “I take it we all wanted to see how they are doing” several people nodded, but Kurenai seemed a little unsure of something as she hugged a bag of clothes to her chest …
“Hiruzen … what you said in the car … is it true? Can we trust this Naruto person?” she asked.
The headmaster smiled “we all trust him and he has earned it” Kurenai relaxed a little and followed the vampires into the mansion.
“What the hell! Naruto your lip is bleeding!” they heard Iruka shriek and ran into the dining room and saw Iruka wearing only a pair of baggy black pants and Naruto sitting at the dining room table with a cup of tea.
Naruto sighed “it’s no big deal-”
“Naruto what happened?” yelped Hashirama as he raced over to the blonde to inspect the bruised cheek and busted lip. Kurenai immediately hugged her brother …
Iruka crossed his arms over his chest “Mizuki and his goons came back for me and Naruto faced them alone!”
Tobirama’s eyes widened “that was stupid and reckless!”
“yes, where are they now!? I’ll talk to them” growled Minato with his fangs bared threateningly. Naruto took a sip of tea, leaned over slightly, raised his leg and rammed his heel into the side of the tallest cabinet … the cabinet door swung open and Iruka squealed as the three goblins fell to the floor …
“how did they … Naruto what happened?” asked Shibi as he knelt down next to the unconscious goblins.
Naruto took another sip of his tea and shrugged “no matter where you are in this world there is one rule you must abide” he paused he serious comment to sip his tea and everyone leaned forward to listen to his wise words “you must never … deny a Brit his tea” everyone face plated at the stupid answer.
“that’s not what we meant-” Shino paused as he notice the scorch mark on Mizuki’s arm … these scorch marks again? They seemed to follow Naruto and appear when the situation is dangerous … the area near the Aburames home when his fathers lung infection was at it’s worst … near Mizuki in the cave … and now here … that’s when a thought occurred to the young insect charmer “Naruto … are you human?”
“nope” every person stared at the blonde transfer student with a deadpanned expression.
Hirzen blinked “you aren’t?” Naruto just shook his head “so you use that scent masking potion you mentioned?” Naruto nodded again “why didn’t you say that before?”
“I’m here to display my talents as a doctor for the supernatural side of this village not my humanity … besides you never asked me even when I brought that potion up before” the vampires all sweat dropped and wished that they thought of the earlier. Naruto glanced at Kurenai “hello, I guess you are Iruka’s sister right?”
Kurenai blinked “oh err … yes I’m Kurenai” she gasped as he took her wrist.
“your fingernails are slightly green … have you been swimming in the underwater tunnels under this mansion over a week ago?” he asked as he inspected her fingernails.
“well yes why? Eep! Put me down!” Kurenai yelped as she was suddenly lifted by Naruto and slung over his shoulder …
*splash* Naruto dumped Kurenai into the pond where Iruka was just hours earlier … Iruka was stunned at what just happened and went to the pond just in time to see his sister shift into a beautiful mermaid with a red tail, but before he could yell Naruto for being rude and at everyone else for letting he Brit do that a explanation was given …
“the Uzumakis tried to block off the tunnels as best they could for a reason. They were all sick with a contagious disease called Wishing Well disease … a lot of those tunnels must’ve opened up over time … as you can see your scales are cracking” Kurenai looked down at her ruby red tail and her eyes widened at the gray patch of scales oozing a green slime … she and her brother suddenly looked worried.
“I saw how bad the Uzumakis were … is there a cure?” asked Hiruzen as Iruka fretted over his sister.
“yes, I have been using it to clean the tunnels. The tunnels should be safe now, but not before a week ago … this is far too concentrated to use in that pond. One second” he said as he pulled out a jar filled with a purple jelly like substance. He scooped out a small amount a put in a cup and mixed it with some of the colorful bath salts and a few drops of a red liquid … after a stir he poured the contents into the water “stay completely under the water for an hour”
Hiruzen chuckled when Iruka dove into the water with his sister to keep her company “I’ll call and get Ebisu to step in for your class Iruka … and while I’m at it I’ll call the police and get these idiots sent to jail. I’m sure Itachi can handle them” he said as he glared at the goblins who showed no signs of waking up any time soon.
Tobirama twitched “don’t let him change the change the subject! Are you going to tell us what you are?”
“I could, but in the long run does it matter … besides it might be useful to keep it quiet and see if the Akatsuki can figure it out when they try to kill me” the Aburames, the vampires and now the merpeople stared at the British student in silence … was their healer insane or brilliant?
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