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A Crafty Chameleon	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 28018 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 4
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Chapter List
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(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
"Demon / summon / ghost speaking" 
(Demon / summon / ghost thinking)
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Pairing: Harem – Naruto x OC 'Dan' / Ranmaru / Natsu /
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Cue awkward silence ...
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"No way! The Deadly Obake is the coolest!" yelled Natsu
Sasuke scoffed "that guy is lame, all he's known for is sneaking into peoples rooms and killing them. The Bloody Devil is far stronger"
Natsu was about to yell at the Uchiha when he saw Naruto's shoulders shaking "what's so funny Naruto?-Oh, your grandpa is Danzo so you know who's stronger! Who is it?!"
"both" everyone looked at him with blank faces "the Deadly Obake just like his nickname, is like a shapeshifting phantom, but my Opa implied that he is a 'jack of all trades' and that he's so flexible in his methods that people have accidentally given him multiple identities"
"Awesome! The Deadly Obake and the Bloody Devil are the same person?!" Natsu was beaming when Naruto nodded "wow, so cool, how many other identities?"
(8 and I made a few people famous cause I pretended to be them) "I know three for sure" said the blonde. A white bunny hopped on to the road and Naruto flicked a kunai at it making it run.
Sakura glared "what was that for? It was just a bunny"
The blonde shrugged "i tend to take white bunnies in summer as a bad sign"
Kakashi figured out it was a trap and yelled "GET DOWN"
Kushina kicked Tazuna's legs out from under him making him fall and everybody hit the ground ... except for Naruto "NARUTO" ... but it was too late ... a massive sword flew over their heads and straight through the blonde ...
However ... the other members blinked and rubbed their eyes ... Naruto was fine! Natsu barely heard the sword become wedged in a tree as he ran over to Naruto.
"Naruto are you- oh my!" Natsu blushed and turned away as someone jumped onto the hilt of the massive sword.
"I am Zabuza Momochi, give me the bridge- Holy shit he's a horse!" he screamed and pointed at the blonde. Everyone, except Natsu, looked confused and turned to Naruto ... their faces became red and their jaws dropped ... Naruto had no pants!
"where are your pants, Naruto?" asked Kakashi who was doing his best not to stare at one of the many reasons Dan and Ranmaru loved Naruto ... a really BIG reason!
"Zabuza took them" shrugged the unashamed blonde
"no I didn't- ... Oh ..." there wedged between the sword and the tree were Naruto's pants!
But how the hell did that happen?! ... Naruto's trench coat was down to his ankles so how could the sword catch the blonde's pants without hitting him or the coat? It was like he turned into a ghost and let the sword go through him, but he let it grab his pants for some reason. However no one thought about the strange occurrence cause they were all more concerned with covering the blonde!
Naruto sweat dropped as Kakashi and Zabuza worked together to free the pants "it's no big deal, I didn't even feel like getting dressed so you guys were lucky I had pants in the first place"
"just put your pants on" pleaded Kakashi as he shoved the pants into Naruto's arms.
"yes sensei" Kakashi winced as the blonde took the pants.
"please stop calling me sensei"
"no, you and Kushina-sensei earned it" said the blonde much to the sensei's dismay.
Zabuza twitched in irritation as the blonde zipped his fly "now that he's covered give me the bridge builder!"
Kakashi became serious and pushed back his headband to reveal a sharingan "not going to happen"
"that's good, it wouldn't be any fun if this were easy" he made a hand sign "Hidden Mist Jutsu"
A dense fog descended and unbeknownst to anyone a ROOT agent was watching carefully from behind the black goggles. Naruto unsealed a knife and cast his own Hidden mist jutsu, which he copied using his own sharingan. The fog became even denser and the blonde took a couple steps away from the other Leaf shinobi.
(Damn why can't I see through my mist?) Zabuza didn't realize that it actually wasn't his mist he was seeing as he charged towards the spot where Tazuna was *clang* (shit that must've been Kakashi) he dispelled his mist "you're skilled, I'd like to fight you one on one Kakashi Hatake"
The jonin was confused at the sudden change of mind "err ... ok?" no one saw the blonde smirk and put his knife away ...
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Mina looked out the window to see her three other siblings fighting again. Her sisters Mito and Karin couldn't agree on something involving her big brother Naruto and Arashi kept saying that what ever they were planning wouldn't work. She didn't understand, but she knew one thing ... she missed her bigger brother ...
The little red head hopped off her bed and left out the front door, her siblings never noticed. She wandered around until she found the Sarutobi compound. While standing on her tiptoes she managed to tap the doorbell and the old man her big brother calls Jiji answered.
"why Mina, it's good to see you. What are you doing here?" asked Hiruzen as he let the girl in.
"When is Naru-nii coming back?" the sweet little girl look at the old man with big pleading purple eyes.
Hiruzen smiled "he'll be back before your birthday, he wants to give you his present personally" he set out some cookies and milk for her.
Her eyes widened "Naru-nii got me a present, what is it?!"
The former kage chuckled at the excited girl bouncing in her seat "I can't tell you what it is, but I can tell you that he's making it himself" the little girls eyes were sparkling, her brother is making her present! She couldn't wait!
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Naruto sweat dropped "this is ... pathetic ..." there was Kakashi trapped in a bubble of water with Zabuza's blade at his throat.
"Kakashi-sensei" Natsu ran forward to try and help, but a water clone popped up and threw a kick at him. Naruto ran over and pushed Natsu out of the way and took the full force of the kick. The blonde was sent through a tree "Naruto!"
Kushina unsheathed her blade as two water clones charged. She dodged a slash and took out one clone, but as she blocked the blade of the other her sword snapped. A brutal kick sent her sprawling to the ground and the clone brought the sword up ready to cleave her in half ...
The fog reappeared ...
*clank*boom*
A blast from behind Zabuza blew away the fog and the clone ...
Even though Kakashi was beaten up he could still fight. He almost had the swordsman cornered when a hunter nin spirited him away.
"you're hurt, let me see" Kakashi looked over and saw Naruto kneeing next to Kushina tending to a gash on her arm. When he finished he stood up and checked Natsu before checking Kakashi.
"hey idiot why aren't you checking us?" snapped the pinkette who flinched as her senseis and orange haired teammate glared at her.
"there's no point wasting time and medical supplies on people who just sat back and screamed" stated the blonde pissing Sakura off.
Sasuke scowled "I didn't sit back and scream, I was guarding the client which is important"
Naruto nodded "yes I know, which is why I had three clones watching Tazuna" the old man yelped as three Narutos emerged from the trees behind him.
Kushina's eyes widened (when did he do that?) she thought as the clones were dispelled "Naruto do you know what happened in the fog?"
(I blocked the kick from Zabuza and after getting thrown through a tree I realized I was upstream so I made a driftwood bomb with some C4 and scrap wood and sent it down stream towards Zabuza. When I saw you having trouble with the water clone I made the fog using the hidden mist jutsu and blocked the blade with my knife. That's when I felt the bomb get close to Zabuza so I triggered it ... hey, why hasn't anyone asked if I was ok?) "no idea" said the blonde and Kushona frowned.
Natsu came over to his taller twin "are you alright Naruto? That was a hard hit" Kushina and Kakashi hung their heads in shame and wondered why they didn't ask that.
The blonde smiled "yeah I'm fine" he turned to Tazuna "could take us to your home?" the ridge builder nodded and started in that direction.
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"Tsunami, I'm home!"
A lovely dark haired woman came out of the kitchen and hugged Tazuna "Thank goodness you're alright father"
"I wouldn't be if it wasn't them" he gestured to the ninja behind him.
Tsunami smiled and bowed "thank you all so much, please come in and eat, dinner will be done shortly"
"would you care for some help?" offered Naruto
"I would love that, thank you"
Only a few minutes later everyone sat down, including Tsunami's son Inari who looked annoyed by their presence.
"the food is delicious Tsunami" said Kushina who was trying to ignore the brooding Uchiha who was mad that Naruto showed more skill than him.
"I'm so glad you like it and thank you for agreeing to help us even though my father lied" she shot a glare at Tazuna making him shiver in fear. While helping in the kitchen Naruto 'let slip' the fact that this wasn't the C rank mission they were expecting which lead to Tsunami learning about the pamphlet ... she wasn't happy with her father, not at all.
"it's fine, but we need to be careful with Zabuza still out there" said the blonde
Sasuke scoffed "what are you talking about idiot?"
"the hunter nin took him" Naruto sighed when he received blank stares "what are hunter nin supposed to do?" he asked while chanting 'I must not kill them' over and over in his mind.
Kakashi shrugged "they're supposed to destroy the body immed- ... Zabuza is alive!"
Inari smirked "looks like you'll be leaving then. it's for the best, you fools will only die. Besides, you know nothing of pain-"
In a blink of an eye Natsu grabbed Inari by the throat and slammed him against the wall "you think you know pain?! You have a home, a loving mother and grandfather, you have food in in your pudgy belly. Have you ever been stabbed?" Inari shakes his head "Have you ever been beaten by a mob or set on fire?" Inari shakes his head "Have ever been abandoned by your mother?" Inari shakes his head "nailed to a boat with holes in it?" Inari pales and shakes his head "You don't know what pain is-"
"Natsu that's enough" No even noticed Naruto move from his seat and was now standing behind his twin.
"NO, this brat has no right to talk about pain after the way those people tortured you! After our parents abandoned you-"
Naruto gently pressed a pressure point on the smaller twin's neck making him pass out and Inari hit the floor with a thump "thank you for the meal Tsunami, excuse me" he picked up Natsu and took him to a room, but he stopped for a moment to look at Inari "you're saying life sucks then you die. I never thought that, but then I didn't stop fighting. You shouldn't give up so easily, unless you like Gato fucking you up the ass like his own personal bitch" with that the blonde took his twin up stairs and tucked him into a bed Tsunami made for them.
(so what now?) thought Naruto as he gently brushed the strands of orange locks out of Natsu's sleeping face (if I were Zabuza I would aim for the other people on the bridge to slow construction down until I fully recover, which for him would be two weeks ... damn, I won't have any delays, I won't miss Mina's birthday ... tomorrow I incapacitate Zabuza and Gato, but tonight is surveillance) twelve clones appeared and took off into the night ...
The Bloody Obake will not miss his baby sister's birthday ...
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