Awakening Desire | By : akebou Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1158 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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"We're back!" Hidan shouted as they enter the Akatsuki base, which was a cavern behind a waterfall blocked by a large rock with a barrier on it so only Akatsuki members could enter it.
"We were better without you... un!" The blonde bomber shouted from the living room. "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING BLONDIE BRAT! SON OF A CHEAP UGLY WHOR..." He was cuts by a hard smack behind his head. "Shut up." Kakuzu growled angrily. "We brought someone with us, where's the leader?" He said, making his way to the living room, followed by his double and white Hidan, who muttered insults to Kakuzu and Deidara as he went to the bathroom for a shower. "Fucking old dirty miser and motherfucker blondie bitch… I'm going to take a fucking shower, since I couldn't take one at the fucking inn this afternoon!" When Deidara saw the second zombie team, his mouth opened, incredulous, as he said his favorite word: "Un..." "Black Hidan wants fucking!" The priest complains. He still didn't understands why white Hidan can said this word so many times in a sentence and not him. They looked at him, misinterpreting what he wanted to say, before Kuzu whisper to him quietly: "No Hidan, you don't swear. It's impolite!" The priest frowned. "Black Hidan don't understand!" Kuzu sighed and tried to explain it in a way he would understand. "Well... when you say fucking it makes me... hum... angry... okay?" Before the zealot could reply, the young blonde burst out laughing. "HAHAHAH! I... HAHA! I think I'm gonna die!" He said whilst holding his belly, laughing so loud that it woke up the other Akatsuki members who were not on a mission, Tobi and Zetsu. "What's going on? Let's eat him for disturbing our sleep." Zetsu said in a sleepy voice, looking at Deidara who was still laughing. The bomber artist tried to catch his breath, wiping the tears off the corners of his eyes. "There's two Kakuzu... and two Hidan... but the other Kakuzu and Hidan are soooo different from the duo zombies we know! The second Kakuzu just gently ask the second Hidan not to swear, because it makes him angry!" He explained and continued to laugh. "I hate you." Kuzu frowned, his voice full of hatred. "Ooh! The other Hidan's such a good boy! Good boys don't swear!" Tobi exclaimed happily, clapping his hands. "No, black Hidan is not a good boy! Kuzu said black Hidan naughty boy!" Black Hidan said angrily to the orange masked nin. They all stayed silent for a moment and even Deidara stopped laughing. Kakuzu cleared his voice. "Where's…" "HE CALLS YOU KUZU! AHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!" The bomber teen laughed even louder. "Deidara! Shut up!" Kakuzu said angrily, now getting annoyed at the younger Akatsuki member. "Damn! I don't want a whole bunch of criminals calling me by that stupid nickname…" The other bounty hunter said, also annoyed. "It seems like you don't have a choice, KUZU! HAHAHAHAHHA!" "I'm going to chop your arms and legs off, put you in a plastic bag, and throw you in a river if you don't stop laughing now." The stitched man said in a threatening tone. "Enough. We don't know where you came from, and it's pretty weird I didn't sense anything... Let us eat him for disturbing us while we were sleeping dammit!" Zetsu said, slowly coming near Kuzu and black Hidan. "What do you mean?" Tobi ask curiously to his sempai. "I mean... it's not a transformation jutsu... or anything like that. They just seem to really be like… twins… or something like that." Zetsu said, now about three inches away from Kuzu's face, looking intensely at him. Suddenly, he felt something wet poured on his head and turn around to see black Hidan, an empty water bottle in his hand. Tobi and Deidara started to giggle quietly, not wanting a cannibal bi-polar plant-man to be angry with them. Zetsu and Kakuzu just looked at the black zealot confusedly. "Why did you do that?" Kakuzu asked slowly. "Flowers drink water!" black Hidan said proudly. "Yeeaaaah… I think he drinks water like us, you know?" Kuzu said with a small smile on his lips. "Lets eat him! I must agree." The half-human, half-flytrap said angrily. Black Hidan immediately hid behind Kuzu. "Not eat Hidan! Eat Hidan hurt, Hidan not happy! Ego vos sacrificium Jashin-sama etiam si ausisasinum, edere deleat!" (I will sacrifice you to Jashin-sama if you even dare to try to eat me, ass wipe!) "What did he said? Un?" Deidara asked, making his way towards black Hidan. "I don't know, I don't speak latin." Kuzu reply. "Pein will arrive during the night. I suggest we all go to bed and stop shouting or pouring water on my head." Zetsu said and returned to his room, followed by Tobi. "You'll have to sleep in our room… but you'll sleep in Hidan's bed. Anyway, he always falls on the floor when he sleeps." Kakuzu said as he walked in the same direction as Zetsu and Tobi to his room. Kuzu was about to follow him but he felt Hidan pull on his shirt. "Black Hidan hungry." He pouted cutely, hoping Kuzu would give him something to eat. "I don't have food Hidan… want some caramels?" Before he could answer, white Hidan come out of the bathroom, a towel around his waist. "Ah Jashin! How I love a good shower!" He said, stretching his arms above his head. The blonde teen passed by Hidan's side and to go to the bathroom. "I hope you didn't take all the hot water, I want to take a shower too! Unh!" "That's it! Go wash your fucking stinking big fat ass, Barbie girl." White Hidan smirks. "You're just jealous because I'm prettier and stronger than you!" Deidara shoot back before slamming the door. Hidan was about to rant some insults at the blonde but Kakuzu stopped him before he even started. "You'll show black Hidan to the kitchen, he's hungry." He said firmly. He muttered some insults and treats to the blonde as he lead black Hidan to the kitchen. The two bounty hunters continued their way to the bedroom.
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