Sex Education: Anko Mitarashi Style | By : TheDigger Category: Naruto AU/AR > General Views: 14239 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 5 |
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Today was the day that Naruto was afraid of; the day his Sex Ed teacher, Anko would start giving evaluations for the boys. He had been immensely disturbed by Anko for the longest time, and he frankly did not want to know what this 'evaluation' entailed, though he had the feeling that she would be doing something very suggestive with him once again.
As the boys showed up for class, Anko instructed for them to wait in their assigned seats while she spoke with each student privately. As Naruto suspected, he was the first one chosen to follow Anko to this quiet, concealed room. "Sorry it's not the most comfortable place in the world…" said Anko as she sat behind the small desk in this private room. As Naruto sat in his seat opposite her, he heard a metallic rattling like chains. Anko gave the leg of his chair a little kick and the threatening sound silenced. "What was that?" Naruto whimpered. "Oh, that was a chair they used to use for punishment back in the old days." Anko answered very casually. "Think nothing of it." "'Think nothing of it!'" Naruto repeated. "It sounds like this thing strangles you to death!" "Not to death." Anko replied indignantly. "But that's not what we're here to talk about. I'm here to talk to you about the Virginity Ritual and what you need to do to be ready for it, but more importantly, to be ready for graduation. I've looked at your record, and apparently you have a great history of fail grades, truancies, and other 'misconducts.' I'm not going to tell you to devote all your time and effort to fix these grades, do make-up classes, yadda yadda." "You're… not?" Naruto blinked. This was the solution every other teacher gave. But then, Anko wasn't like every other teacher, though he did have the distinct impression that she had something lewd in mind for make-up work. "No." Anko shook her head. "I don't give a crap about how many times you ditched on history, or your failed grades. But something I'm going to have to ask of you is to focus. You have a great deal of potential as a shinobi, Naruto, and I don't want to see that potential go to waste for any reason. I understand there are some jutsu you have… complications with…" "Come on! I already said that the 'stupid-faced Hokage' thing was a joke!" Naruto groaned. "I was talking more about the Clone Jutsu." Anko corrected. "And I know it can be tricky, but I know if you apply yourself, you can pull it off in spades!" "Well, okay, but what does this have to do with the Virginity Ritual thing?" Naruto asked curiously. "Like I said, this isn't just about the Ritual." Anko explained. "This is about your graduation and life after graduation. As far as the Virginity Ritual goes, I'd say you're more than just ready. Just put your time into being ready for the final exams. They're going to be going over not only how well you can perform Clone and Transformation Jutsus, but also what you've learned in your time at the academy." "You mean a…" Naruto gulped, panicking in an almost comical way. "Written test?" "'Fraid so, yeah." Anko sighed. She knew from long experience that written testing was the mortal enemy of all children. "But don't stress yourself thinking about the test too much. The practicals are the more important part, so even if you get an absolute zero on that stupid test, if you do your absolute best on the practicals, you'll be fine." "Okay…" Naruto mumbled, still uneasy with the thoughts of actually needing to apply himself to tedious study, and more over, anxiety with the stupid test itself. "Just do your best." Anko repeated. "If you do good…" She vanished in a puff of smoke. When the smoke passed, Anko was replaced by Hinata, who was naked and had her large breasts pressed against the desk. "…I'll make it more than worth your while." "Um… am I done here?" Naruto asked, looking away from the false image of the girl he found new infatuation in, who sighed and was once again replaced by Anko in her normal attire. "You're no fun, you know that kid?" She sighed. "Don't you remember what I told you? Sex feels good for a good reason! Geez, one second you're asking to see me naked, the next you're bein' a total prude! Have some consistency!" "Well… I do kinda like seeing… but feels messed up…" Naruto blundered feebly. "I keep telling you, there's nothing messed up about it." Anko sighed. "This is normal for your age, despite whatever these academy prudes may tell you. It's not something you go around publicly displaying, but your sexual urges act up for a reason! And the Virginity Ritual has a lot to do with that reason." "Eh?" Naruto blinked. "So if you're loving the sight of naked women, hold on to that feeling, cause the Virginity Ritual may be an important thing, but that doesn't mean you can't have fun with it!" When Naruto didn't react to this statement, Anko sighed again and pulled out a pen, scribbled a list on a sheet of paper, and handed it to Naruto, as well as a few bills. "Buy the videos on this list from a place called 'X-Ranked Mission.'" She instructed. "They could be of help to you. Especially that one on the top." She winked. "You're done now." The next boy on Anko's list was a boy named Shino. He was an incredibly quiet person, possibly even more stoic than Sasuke was. He had ruffled brown hair, a white jacket with a high collar that hide the lower half of his face and eyes hidden by a small pair of black glasses. "So… Shino Aburame…" said Anko awkwardly. She really didn't know what to say to this guy. He didn't particularly stand out in the crowd at all, he had never come to her for help before, and she had never needed to see him for anything. He had never spoken up in class before, which would have made Anko think he was absent if she didn't call roll every day. "Are my grades satisfactory for graduation? Or am I in need of some sort of improvement in some particular field?" Shino asked. Anko flinched at his question. She had never heard him speak before, making her wonder if he could even speak at all at times. "Uh, yeah. Grades are great, practical application's superb, cooperative abilities are good," Anko ruffled through the list of Shino's grade status awkwardly and quicker than she felt she needed to. "But um… Social abilities… Not sure about your standing there…" "I was not aware that social abilities were a requirement to graduation." Shino stated in a musing tone. "Not necessarily, but this is more pertaining to the Virginity Ritual than graduation." Anko explained. "Graduation wise, you're doing fantastic, hell would freeze over before you fail the final exams. But I don't know how things would go between you and your partner when you're together in the Virginity Ritual Chamber." "I was not aware that was of anyone's business but ours." Said Shino. It was getting hard to tell at times whether Shino was using questions or statements. "Well no, but it's important that you and your partner are happy when you lose your virginities," said Anko. "My god! That sounded so stupid!" She thought pathetically. "And uh, I'm not exactly familiarized with your mannerisms and whether or not you could please your partner, whoever she may be." "I see…" Shino mused. "I really don't know what to say to this kid or how to better ready him for the ritual!" Anko thought wearily. "You're having a hard time thinking about what to say to me or how best to prepare me for the Virginity Ritual, aren't you?" Shino asked. "The fuck? Can this kid read minds or something!" "I can't read minds, if that's what you're thinking. You can be quite… expressive, sensei." said Shino. "You're someone easy to read." "You're that good at reading people's body language?" Anko blinked, now a little impressed with the enigmatic boy. "A bit." Shino replied simply. "My insects are also gathering information evident to your thoughts and emotions." "Insects…?" Anko repeated, before gasping at a bug on her hand, which she quickly swatted, but flew over to Shino, retracting into a pore on his face. "Uh… the hell was that?" "My entire body is filled with insects." Said Shino simply, as though it were the most obvious thing ever. He pulled back a sleeve and several openings on his arm formed, which a huge swarm of bugs flooded out of. "Okay, keep those hidden!" said Anko. "No girl is going to want to do it with a living beehive!" "But it's not only bees…" "It's a figure of speech. Just don't let any of your bugs free when you're getting busy. In fact, let them all out of you before leaving home before the ritual!" "But that would feel strange, like I were… naked…" said Shino. "All the more reason to let them out first. You'll be naked inside and out, more than ready for some sex!" said Anko. Shino made a gesture with one finger, and all his insects swarmed back into the pores in his arm before he pulled his sleeve back down. "I understand, ma'am." Shino nodded. "Is that all?" "Just about. Just need to ask one more question." said Anko. "Could you show me your face without the coat or the glasses?" "I suppose…." Shino muttered before unbuttoning his jacket and exposing a very still, hollow-cheeked face, and removed the black glasses to reveal a pair of pointed, dark eyes that rather caught Anko off guard. "Um… interesting. You should probably let your partner see what you really look like. It'll add a sense of trust and respect between the two of you." She told him. "That makes sense…" Shino mused. "Oh, and before I forget…" Anko scratched another list that she gave to Shino. "These movies should help you understand social situations in the bedroom. Remember them well." "Thank you, sensei." Shino nodded politely. "You're dismissed. Next!" The next boy to enter was Shikamaru Nara, the boy who drew Naruto and Hinata's nude portrait several months before. "Let's get this done with quickly. This whole thing is so annoying." The lazy boy sighed. "C'mon, this is a student evaluation." Anko sighed. "You can't just say 'let's just get in and then get out!' Well, I guess you could, but you're not gonna get much done if you do!" She laughed. "Kidding aside, I understand that you're a lot better than what your crappy grades let on." "Eh, I'm nothin' special…" Shikamaru shrugged lazily. "This is coming from the kid who drew an honest to god work of art." Anko scoffed. "You've shown yourself to be a genius, yet you've never taken any sort of initiative!" "Don't have any reason to." Shikamaru shrugged. "Well, we'll see about that." Anko raised an eyebrow. "So, what is it that turns you on?" "Hm?" "Sexually. What turns you on? When a girl starts to take her clothes off, you start getting turned on when she starts from the top?" Anko asked, pulling down her blue jounin jumpsuit down to the shoulders, before pulling it back up. "From the bottom?" She pulled up the legs of her suit before putting them back down. "I guess I like it best when they pull their shirt up." said Shikamaru. "I remember you doing that in class and…" He shifted to hide a bulge in his crotch. "There you go." Anko grinned. "Alright, I'll let you go, but first…" She wrote up another list and gave it to the lazy boy. "Check some of these movies out. Consider them… motivational tools." Shikamaru said nothing as he stepped out for the next boy to take his seat: Sasuke Uchiha. "I'd like to be asked to be exempted from the Ritual." Sasuke said dully, though he sounded more like he was telling Anko what to do than asking her. And this was one thing Anko didn't like one bit. "You're participating, you're fucking some lucky girl, and you're going to like it." She told him firmly. "Do you have any idea how many girls love your emo ass? Do you have any idea how many guys would kill to have such a score of loving fans?" Sasuke simply grunted disregardingly. "I don't care about any of that." He muttered. "The hell is wrong with you?" Anko shook her head. "Listen, your grades may be top of the academy in some places, you may be loved by more girls than everyone else, but that doesn't mean jack shit if you don't get your head out of your ass!" "What's wrong with wanting to work alone?" Sasuke retorted. "Plenty. All shinobi are required to be capable of teamwork. Individual skills are always essential, but it doesn't amount to anything if you can't show any cooperation with your fellow shinobi. And it's vital to the Virginity Ritual, too." "Others only slow me down." Sasuke grunted. "I have no use for teamwork. My objectives are something I can only accomplish…" "Something I can only accomplish on my own, blah, blah, blah!" Anko cut Sasuke off, mocking his deep tone. "Look, I told you before, remember? Sure, maybe the deal with your brother is strictly personal, but nothing can show you how best to restore your clan better than the Virginity Ritual! And who knows? Maybe if you stop being a one-track-minded ass, you'll find just the woman necessary to restore your clan!" Sasuke didn't respond to these words, simply stared off into space unblinkingly. Anko observed the boy's behavior. This was how he typically responded to everything, just acting like he never saw or heard anything, never once losing that annoying stoic face, like he thought he was better than everyone. "With the last few guys, I prescribed them some necessary 'study material,' but you're just impossible to deal with." Anko sighed irritably. "Just shut up." Sasuke snapped. "I'm not interested in whatever idiotic treats you're giving out to your students. I'm not some child! Show me how to face Itachi Uchiha!" A long pause followed this outburst. Finally, "So… you're a killer, huh?" said Anko coolly. "You want to be an avenger, to take down one of the strongest shinobi in the bingo book, do you? That's all you care about, isn't it? That 'restore my clan' crap, that was just something to justify your actions, am I right?" "What are you trying to say?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "I'm saying that you're selfish." Anko growled. "Just a pathetic excuse for a would-be shinobi, who shuns everyone around him because he had one bad day. You think others haven't suffered the way you have?" "Itachi murdered my clan!" Sasuke shouted, on his feet now. "Murdered them! Do you have any idea what that's like? To have your entire family murdered right in front of you? He let me live! That means I can't just let myself be ashamed by him! That means that I have to be the one to take revenge for the Uchiha Clan!" "You think others haven't felt your pain?" Anko retorted, shoving Sasuke back into his chair. "If you pay attention in history now and then, you'll know that there have been idiots just like you, idiots who let revenge consume their entire lives! Throwing everything they have left just to get to the guy who pissed them off and kill them! Then what? They're just an empty shell! They've all just been left with nothing but their own empty lives." "When I kill Itachi, I'll restore the Uchiha…!" "Like hell!" Anko shouted. "How can you do that when all you ever do is throw aside everyone who gets in your way? By the time you kill Itachi, no one's going to have any respect for you! Your army of fangirls, gone! Your respect from the village and future teammates, gone! The path to revenge is always a lonely one, and there always comes a point when there's no turning back, where you'll be miserable, lonely, and distanced from the world for the rest of your life. Give up on it before you reach the point of no return, because you'll only regret it the further you go." "Are we done here?" Sasuke grunted after another long pause. Anko was absolutely infuriated with this boy, absolutely livid at the fact that this boy was so hard-headed that he wouldn't see any reason in her speech, but over a semester of dealing with children forced her to unclench her fist and say, "Yeah, we're done here." Sasuke left the room without another word. "I really do hope he learns sooner than later..." She thought. "Um, sensei? Something wrong?" Anko jumped as she noticed Kiba Inuzuka seated before her. "Uh, no, nothing. Just a little distracted…" she said feebly. "Anyway, so you've been doing alright so far this year. Graduation's a sure thing as long as you don't let your uh… wildness get in your way." "Ha! Don't worry, sensei, I know when's the right time to go wild!" Kiba laughed, a little yap from his pup Akamaru. "Good to know." Anko grinned. It was kind of nice to have someone like Kiba after that irritating brat. "But there is one little problem that strikes me, and that's relating to the Virginity Ritual." "I'm not exactly a virgin, if you remember." said Kiba, obviously relishing the memory of him fucking Anko. "Oh yeah, I remember." Anko smiled. "But you have to do it regardless." "Eh, no complaints here." Kiba shrugged. "But the problem that strikes me is that you're rather… TOO ready for the Ritual." Anko continued. "The way you screwed me before was alright for me, after all, I'm no novice when it comes to the sexual arts, but for another student, who's having it happen for the first time ever, that's way too aggressive." "But it's no fun if I don't put my all into it." Kiba reasoned. "In your case, yes it is." Said Anko. "I want you to buy all the items on this list," She scratched something down on paper and gave it to Kiba. "From a place called 'X-Ranked Mission.' Oh, and how good are you at Transformation Jutsu?" Kiba blinked at this question. "Huh?" He replied blankly. "Store policies. No one a minute under eighteen is allowed in." Anko answered. "Any questions?" "Uh, yeah." said Kiba. "What's a…" He squinted at an article on the list. "Silicon Snatch?" "Just ask one of the fine ladies there, and she'll give you a fine selection of those." said Anko enthusiastically. "Next student!" Kiba left, though still burning with questions for a boy with spiky black hair and a rather husky physique munching on a bag of chips entered. "Chouji Akimichi, correct?" "yeah." said Chouji through a mouthful of chips. "Says here that you're sorely lacking in some areas in things like cooperation and practical application. Any reason in particular this is?" said Anko, scanning some of Chouji's files. "And sorry, but could you save the food until we're done? It's a little distracting." "Oh, sorry." said Chouji awkwardly, setting his nearly-finished bag aside. "And um, well no one wants to work with me at all…" "I see…" Anko nodded. She understood completely. No one wanted to work with the fat kid. And it was this very thing that would give the boy a hard time with his ritual. "Um, don't take this the wrong way, but why don't you try to… you know… lose a few pounds?" She braced herself for the shit to hit the fan. A not on her student roster told her that calling Chouji fat, and especially insulting him for it, was absolutely forbidden. "I can't do that." Chouji sighed. "Sure you can! There are some jutsu out there that can burn away that irritating fat in no time." said Anko encouragingly. "No, I mean I really can't. It's needed for some of my family's jutsu." said Chouji. "Damn, that's rough." said Anko. "You want to be thin, but your capabilities rely on your uh, girth, so it's hard to even be able to look any other way." "Basically, yeah." Chouji sighed. "Damn, that's rough." Anko said again. "Here's your list." She handed Chouji his list. "There's one item in particular that you're going to like." "Uh, thanks." Chouji blinked at the list. "So what all do I need to do to be ready for the Ritual?" "Nothing. You're set." Anko grinned. "I've seen you outside of class. You're a real nice guy. I betcha anything there's gonna be some girl among the soon-to-be graduates who can see past your flabby exterior and see a really wonderful man." "You really think so, Anko-sensei?" Chouji breathed, his heart lifting. Never had anyone ever said anything like this to him before. "I not only know it, I guarantee it." Anko gave him a thumbs-up. "That's all for now." "Thanks, Anko-sensei." Chouji smiled as he left."And that's that for the boys." Anko sighed after packing her things.
"Anko, good to see you." A familiar white-haired irritant greeted her in the hall. "Oh, god. Him again." Anko grumbled under her breath. "What is it this time, Mizuki?" "Is it wrong to greet a fellow teacher?" asked Mizuki pleasantly. "I just wanted to know if you wanted to go out with me some place? You know, to celebrate your future success?" "Alright, whatever." Anko groaned. She wasn't at all a fan of Mizuki's type, the type that could not tolerate 'no' as an acceptable answer. She felt he would stop bugging her if she humored him just this once. "How about the dango shop? You're paying." "Fair enough." Mizuki chuckled. "I bet I can clean his wallet by sundown." Anko smirked internally."X-Ranked Mission…" Naruto thought, staring at the front of the adult-only store. He had a bit of a hard time getting himself to move from the place he was currently rooted too. "No way I could pass as an adult! It would just be stupid to walk right in and ask for… these things…" He blushed at his list of erotic movies and novels. At the bottom of the list, there was a note reading "Read and Watch ALL of these!" in Anko's untidy handwriting. Just then, his head was pet and hair ruffled by a girl who giggled at his blushing face.
"Naughty little boy." Naruto turned to see his older female look-alike from the strip club, Naruko smiling at him. "You want in there, don't you?" She giggled, looking at X-Ranked Mission. She then snagged the list Naruto held and suppressed a laugh as she saw some of the names. "Kinky! How do you plan to get them? Hm?" Naruto considered for a long moment. He knew they'd boot him right out at his age, but the only thing that crossed his mind was by means of a transformation jutsu, something he frankly sucked at. But wait… "Um, could you join me over there?" Naruto whispered, pointing to a small alleyway between two buildings. "Okay." Naruko laughed. "Want me to take my clothes off too?" "Uh, no thanks!" Naruto blushed bright crimson, to Naruko's amusement. He studied Naruko's appearance very carefully, front and back, top and bottom for several minutes before making the necessary hand sign and calling, "Transform!" A thick burst of smoke issued, and when it passed, Naruko gasped as she saw a perfect replication of herself. "That's incredible!" She said, clapping her hands. "I didn't know you were a ninja!" "Thanks." Naruto said awkwardly. He flinched as he heard his new voice, identical to Naruko's. "Do you think I could pass as over 18 now?" "It's like I'm looking in a mirror." Naruko nodded. "Go for it! But first…" She pulled her new look-alike in and gave him/her a kiss on the cheek, giggling at his/her childish reaction before slipping him/her a piece of paper. "Just in case." She winked before walking off. Naruto looked at the paper, and steam billowed out of his ears as he saw it to be a naked photo of the woman he was imitating. He wasn't sure WHY she gave it to him, or what her intentions were. She didn't seem to want money. Was it just some sort of sexual attraction? Either way, he had never been given a sexy photo of someone he knew. He had only looked in dirty magazines. His mind slipped to thoughts of Anko's teachings of masturbation, and he wondered if it was ok to use this later as an aid to get him going. Was it even right to? In fact, he began to wonder if he and Hinata, after their odd date were an item now or not. Neither had actually brought it up. In fact, how do you declare yourself an official item? He just shook his head, getting his mind back on to the task at hand and slipped the photo into his pocket and headed for the shop once more, now able to step inside with more confidence. He slipped the photo into his pocket and headed for the shop once more, now able to step inside with more confidence. "Hang on, ma'am. I'll need to see some ID." Naruto panicked at these words. "Oh, crap! Was my jutsu really so obvious?" He thought. A woman grabbed 'Naruko's' boobs playfully. "Okay, you're good. And you're allowed in, too." The perverted woman laughed, releasing Naruto. He turned around to see a young woman, only a little older than the one Naruto was currently impersonating, with short light blue hair streaked with white, a long, thin braid flowing behind, and brown eyes, which stared hungrily at Naruko's tits. "Um… thanks…" Naruto muttered awkwardly. "Course. Name's Yuko, by the way. So, what can I help you with?" "I'm looking for some of the things on this list." Said Naruto, showing Yuko the prescription Anko gave him. Yuko's face grew naughtier and naughtier the further down the list she read. By the time she reached the end, blood was trickling from her nose, which she hastily wiped up. "Right this way, sexy." She grinned, grabbing Naruto by the ass and leading 'her' to another room, this one filled with tons and tons of movies, most if not all of which had suggestive and/or not very subtle names. "Here you'll find every single adult film to date." Yuko explained enthusiastically. "From VHS to the new DVD format. We've got them categorized based on content: Soft core over there, gangbang/group over there, gay/yaoi there (stay away, ugh!), lesbian/yuri here," "Why is that written there?" Naruto asked. Above the lesbian/yuri section was a caption written in spray paint that read, 'Yuko's porn.' "Oh… I'll leave that to your imagination." Yuko winked. "Anyway, I see some of those movies you're looking for are on this list, so I'll let you have those for free. Just as long as you let me see you… naked." "Eh?" Naruto blushed. He was totally aware that he was impersonating another woman, one Yuko obviously had a huge attraction to, but it was all the same embarrassing to be asked to be seen naked. After making sure that nobody else was looking, 'Naruko' said, "Um… ok…." And moved to a back room, used for viewings of the movies without taking them away."I hope I never have to go there again." Naruto panted, finally plopping down onto his bed, the bag of video tapes at his foot. One tape slipped out of the bag for Naruto to see the front cover. He turned bright red as he saw a woman who disturbingly looked a lot like an older version of Hinata. He checked his list again and noticed that this was the item on the top Anko pointed out to him.
"They could be of help to you. Especially that one on the top." Reluctantly, Naruto popped the tape into his VCR and watched the movie. The next two hours, Naruto could only imagine the shy Hinata in her older look-alike's place as she serviced a handsome, western blonde man thoroughly. Somehow, this sense of familiarity made him feel more at home with this movie, which he started to like more and more, to the point he even somehow found his hand around his dick around the end. "Is that what we're doing when the virginity rituals come around?" Naruto mused. "Cause if it is, I can't wait!" He ejected the tape, put in the next one, and the erotic movie night went on until almost 3 in the morning. To be continued... Special thanks to MattWilson83 for permission to use his OC, Yuko.While AFF and its agents attempt to remove all illegal works from the site as quickly and thoroughly as possible, there is always the possibility that some submissions may be overlooked or dismissed in error. The AFF system includes a rigorous and complex abuse control system in order to prevent improper use of the AFF service, and we hope that its deployment indicates a good-faith effort to eliminate any illegal material on the site in a fair and unbiased manner. This abuse control system is run in accordance with the strict guidelines specified above.
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