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This is Not a Game [Complete]	By : JaydenNara Category: Naruto AU/AR > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 2210 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 7
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For all those who wanted to know which episode I was talking about last time, it's Naruto Shippuden 194. Their whole interaction throughout the episode is just so them, it's adorable. Go watch it, there is a link on my profile, if I got it to work properly. It's a filler episode so don't worry about it messing you up or anything.

I know some of you are upset that there is no Neji and Gaara in this fic, but I can't have this story be all gay couples.

So many reviews, so many to thank. You guys inspire me. So, for all your patience and support, I give you the next chapter. I do warn you though, this story will turn darker in the future... for now its cute.

How to Distract a Spy

One week had passed since the Uzumaki brothers had been sent undercover to protect the sons of one of the richest men in Konoha, Uchiha Sasuke, and Itachi.

Today, Sasuke found himself sitting at the usual table in the cafeteria, his new friend, Naruto was nowhere to be found. Strangely enough, the loud blonde had not shown up for school that morning, leaving the Uchiha to fare with the aid of Neji and Gaara against the hoards of desperate girls. The young Uchiha could not be mad at the other teen though as everyone was entitled to a sick day, but the tanned boy had seemed fine the night before when they were playing soccer with Gaara and Neji.

The teams had been split as old friends against new friends. It was a short game that ended two to six. This resulted in one sulking Uchiha, and one gloating Uzumaki.

"HEY GUYS!" A blur of orange and yellow came streaking towards the three friends sitting quietly at their table. "IT'S PARTY TIME!" Naruto yelled as he leaped into the air. Sliding across the table, the blonde landed in the empty seat that was now unofficially reserved for him next to Sasuke.

The raven's hand shot out before anyone could blink, and smacked the obnoxious teen upside the head. "Shut the fuck up, dobe," he growled irritably. Now that the teen was here, it was obvious that the blonde had skipped the morning, and Sasuke was pissed. "Where..."

"Party at Kiba's," Naruto announced cutting Sasuke off.

"This better not end with everyone passed out in their underwear again," Gaara grunted unenthused. He saw both Sasuke and Neji smirk in amusement. It was clear they were excited to see the other side of both their new friends.

"Awww... Come on Gaara," whined Naruto. "It's Kyuu's birthday Saturday, and we're going all out for it, but it's going to be a surprise, so don't mention anything to him." He looked directly at Gaara, purposely ignoring the fuming Uchiha next to him. He didn't want to answer the question he knew Sasuke was going to ask of where he had been quite yet. "Almost everyone is coming including our friends from out of town." He looked around at the other two. "Of course you all are invited as well."

Neji smirked. "Does this mean we get to see Gaara drunk?" he asked trying to sound as innocent as possible.

"Possibly, but that depends solely on Gaara. By the way, do any of you have someone you would like to bring?" the tanned teen asked curiously, resting his elbow on the table to prop his head out with his hand.

"If I may," Neji began. "I would like to bring my cousin, and her friend Tenten." He ignored the knowing smirk the Uchiha was giving him.

"Of course, the more the merrier." He turned to Sasuke. "What about you teme?"

"Well, other than Itachi, I don't have anyone else to bring"

"Itachi is already coming, I talked to him this morning."

Onyx eyes widened slightly. "What? How?" He wasn't sure how he felt about Naruto speaking with his brother. As much as he loved Itachi, the older man had a tendency of unintentionally getting what Sasuke wanted. Not that he thought Itachi would steal Naruto, but he was still nervous.

Naruto chuckled. "I stole his number off Kyuu's phone and called him. He's actually going to distract Kyuu and take him out during the day so he doesn't' suspect anything. He seems nice," he added offhandedly.

"Hn." Sasuke crossed his arms, a scowl fixed on his face. "So, are you going to tell us where you have been all morning?" The subject had been avoided long enough, it was time to push the blonde into answering.

Sighing heavily, Naruto rubbed the back of his head nervously. This was the part he hadn't been looking forward to.

"I was having breakfast with Kiba and Akamaru," he lied smoothly, shooting Gaara a stern look. He knew his friend would catch on. "We hung out for awhile, and planned the party a bit. Then I went home, took a shower, stole Itachi's number and called him. After that I came here to tell you the good news."

Gaara eyed his blonde friend suspiciously. He had easily caught on to Naruto's hint. If Akamaru and Kiba were involved, it meant something had happened, and the tracking team had been called in.

Earlier that morning, one of the motion detectors had been tripped. The surveillance team had immediately taken action and scoured the property. The perpetrator had entered the Uchiha's land at the south west corner. Managing to dodge the team and scout out the property, they then escaped over the north west wall, setting off a second sensor in the process. The team had only managed to catch sight of the intruder as they made their escape.

When the sensor had been tripped, Kyuubi, Naruto and Kakashi had been notified immediately via their phones and laptops. The alert had woken all three at ungodly hour of four thirty in the morning. By the time they had made it to the scene, the perpetrator was long gone.

Kakashi, unable to stay, had headed to work saying he could get fired, and that the worst Naruto would get is detention. After the silver haired man had left, Naruto called in Kiba. With Akamaru and Kiba's help, they managed to track whoever had tripped the alarms. Unfortunately, the trail ended twelve blocks away where they must have had a car waiting.

This had been the first move from Orochimaru, and it was only a matter of time before he brought in the big guns.

By the time all was said and done, it was ten in the morning. Naruto decided to have breakfast with Kiba, then head to school, while Kyuubi headed straight to school. Since Gaara was with Sasuke, Naruto knew that the red head would cover for him, and protect Sasuke. Kyuubi on the other hand, did not have that luxury, he needed to get to Itachi as soon as possible.

The late breakfast turned into a planning meeting for his dear brothers twenty fourth birthday, after which Naruto set out for home and then to spread the good news.

"So your brother doesn't care that you didn't show up for school this morning?" an astonished Neji asked. If his uncle ever caught him skipping he would be severely punished. He envied the other teen. His life growing up had been strict.

Ever since his father had passed away when he was younger, he had been raised by his father's twin brother. Even though he was guaranteed the vice presidency of Byakugan, the Hyuuga family's company, he always felt his cousins took precedence over him. It hadn't been until just two years ago that his cousin Hinata and himself had become close. Her father decided to strip her of her title as heir, placing it on the shoulders of her younger sister. Neji had been outraged at the behaviour, he promised to take care of Hinata, and had been protective of her since that day.

"Nope," the blonde said brightly. "In fact, he was with us for part of it." He beamed at the occupants of the table.

Rolling his eyes at the others shock, Gaara sighed and crossed his arms. "Kyuubi isn't exactly the most responsible guardian." He supplied. "He consistently buys Naruto booze, leaves him on his own, sometimes for weeks at a time, and spends his free time trying to get Naruto laid." He saw the Uchiha across the table tense at his words. "He hasn't succeeded yet," he added. "Naruto is never interested in those Kyuubi tries to set him up with."

"So you're a virgin then," Sasuke teased. "Figures."

The three friends watched as the normally happy and bouncy blonde froze. His eyes hardened, and his hands formed into fists, nails biting into his palms. "No," he snapped, his features screwed up in fury. "I'm not." He stood up abruptly, his anger rolling off him. It was enough to cause all three to shiver in fear. "I'm going home," he snarled, and marched out of the cafeteria.

Neji and Sasuke's jaws had fallen open in shock.

"What the hell was that," a very baffled Uchiha asked. "It was a joke." Watching the blondes back disappear out of the lunch room hurt more that he wanted to admit to himself.

"I know that," Gaara assured, though gruffly. "It's not your fault, so don't feel guilty." The red head folded his hands delicately on the table before him and took a deep breath. "It's a long story, and one I cannot tell you," he added, holding up his hand to silence the Uchiha. "Only he can. In fact, I don't know the entire story, just bits and pieces. Just talk to him tomorrow, he'll have cooled off and realized you meant nothing by it."

That wasn't the whole truth. Gaara knew the entire story, but he wasn't about to listen to the Uchiha annoy him until he spilled. Protecting the blonde friend had always been a priority. Though there were days when he wanted nothing more that to beat the emotionless look from the Uzumaki's lifeless eyes, but things were changing, and the red head was sure the boy who sat across from him was going to change their world.

Sasuke only nodded, unsure if he should believe the other or not. He was worried about ruining his friendship with the golden boy. Pushing the heartbreaking thought from his mind, he climbed to his feet as the bell rang, and headed to class with the others in tow. It had been a long day without his usual 'Naruto watching', and he didn't look forward to his last two classes. It was funny how dependant you could become in only one week.

A bright red Mustang pulled into the winding drive of the Uchiha manor at two thirty on Saturday. That morning, according to Naruto's plan, Itachi had called Kyuubi to see if he would like to do something for his birthday. Kyuubi had immediately jumped on the idea, and without a plan, the two decided to meet up.

Exiting his car, Kyuubi made his way to the giant oak doors. A large brass knocker in the shape of a fan was set on one door, which Kyuubi raised and brought down. He almost jumped at the resulting 'bang' that echoed around him. After only a few moments of standing on the front steps, the door swung open to reveal a pale thin form.

"Itachi-chibi," he exclaimed happily, ruffling the smaller Uchiha's raven spikes. He chuckled merrily as his offending hand was swatted off with a growl. The kid was so easy to rile up, he couldn't resist.

"Kyuubi," Sasuke huffed rather annoyed. "You here for Itachi?" he asked, gesturing for the red head to enter the house. "Itachi, your annoying redheaded friend is here!" he yelled when Kyuubi nodded.

"Shut up Sasuke," the older raven snapped. Two sets of onyx eyes rolled as a squeal of joy was heard from the back of the house. "Now you've done it," Itachi groaned.

A small woman that looked to be the female version of Sasuke and Itachi, came flying into the room. Stopping beside her eldest son, her dark grey eyes were shining with excitement. The boys rarely brought anyone home, therefore she almost never had the chance to meet their friends, but this time it was different. She had seen the way Itachi seemed to be walking on air all week.

"Mother, this is Kyuubi Uzumaki," Itachi introduced. "His brother Naruto goes to school with Sasuke." Itachi kept his face as impassive as possibly. The last thing he needed was his mother bugging him to date the man, or worse details if he did. That had happened once before, the experience had been traumatizing.

Mikoto knew of her elder sons' bisexual tendencies, it was Fugaku who wouldn't approve; therefore the fact was kept from him. As an Uchiha, Itachi was expected to produces heirs to continue the lineage that would one day continue the company. This was one of the main reasons Sasuke kept his preferences a secret from his parents. Their mother, while understanding of Itachi's needs, was still hopeful of the chance he would settle down and marry a woman. If they knew that there was no chance of that for Sasuke, the poor boys life would be made a living hell. It was even possible that his father would push him into an arranged marriage for business purposes if the truth came out.

"Oh, so you are the elusive Kyuubi we hear so much about!" exclaimed Mikoto, stepping forward and hugging the confused redhead who towered over the small woman.

Itachi shot a glare at his snickering brother. Mikoto was purposely trying to fluster her elder son.

"I'm so happy to finally meet you. Itachi doesn't bring his friends home very often." She was delighted by the broad grin and the warm hug she received back.

"Mother," hissed an embarrassed Itachi. Uchiha's weren't supposed to be embarrassed; he had to put a stop to this. Of course his brother wasn't helping.

Sasuke silently laughed at his brother, biting his fist in an attempt to avoid drawing attention to himself. He had been smart. When Naruto arrived, he was to honk, that way there was no meet and greet with his mother.

A warm smile spread over the Uchiha matriarchs face. If Itachi was embarrassed, it meant that this person was someone special. Whether that was a good thing or not was yet to be seen.

"It is very nice to meet you as well, Uchiha-san." Kyuubi was still grinning broadly, he took it as a good sign that Itachi was introducing him to his mother. The two might only be friends, but that didn't mean the redhead didn't want to be more. He wasn't blind, he noticed Itachi's awkward pauses, cute blushes, and lingering glances

"Oh please, call me Mikoto," she said sweetly, casually waving the formality off. "Uchiha-san makes me feel so old."

"Very well," he conceded. "Mikoto-san it is." He took her hand in his and kissed it, his eyes never leaving hers. This caused her to giggle like a school girl and blush.

Having just about enough, Itachi seized the charming redheads arm and pulled him to the door. "Goodbye mother," he called over his shoulder. "I'll be home later as we discussed." Mikoto had been apprised of the plans and knew to stay silent and not ask questions in front of Kyuubi.

Less than a minute after Kyuubi's mustang had pulled around the corner and out of sight, there was a loud honk outside. Sasuke sprinted to the window, and smiled at Naruto waving franticly for him to hurry.

"Bye mom," the young raven said quickly, slipping his shoes on and heading for the door. "Don't wait up, I have a feeling we're going to be late."

"I don't get to meet him?" Mikoto asked softly as she watched her youngest make a break for it.

The pale hand froze on the doorknob just as Sasuke was about to make his exit. Making the excuse that they didn't have time, he hurried out to the bright orange monstrosity. He didn't see the calculating stare follow him out to the car.

The passenger door was all but ripped open. "Hey teme," greeted the blonde driver.

The day after Naruto had stormed out of the cafeteria, Sasuke had tried to talk to Naruto before classes started. Before he could say anything, the blonde had told him not to worry about it, and that he knew he didn't mean anything by it. He then apologized for his overreaction and that was that.

"Hn, dobe," Sasuke grunted as he slid gracefully into the passenger seat. "How'd you get here so fast?" he asked, trying to hide his curiosity.

"I was parked around the corner waiting for Kyuu to leave," Naruto explained while putting the car into drive. "As soon as he left with Itachi, I pulled up." He shrugged his shoulders as if it was an everyday occurrence to be stalking your brother.

"Oh. So where are we going?"

"To the store for supplies," the tanned teen replied. "Then to Kiba's. I have a feeling we'll be doing a lot of running around today, so I hope your brother is up to the challenge of keeping Kyuu occupied for the next few hours."

Sasuke smirked. "I'm sure he can," he almost purred. He ignored the inquiring look Naruto shot him.

"How about a movie?" Kyuubi suggested to his extremely quiet passenger. He didn't know why, but the silent Uchiha was making him a bit uneasy. "There's this new action movie I'm dying to see," he added when the other didn't reply. "I've been trying to drag Naruto out to it all week, but he's too busy with your brother."

"I'd love to go with you," Itachi said softly, a small smile gracing his lips. For whatever reason, he felt like banging his head against the window. This was the first time they had gone anywhere together, and to say Itachi was nervous would be a gross understatement. Normally they would go to the library together, or walk through the university campus. This was different. This was them going out together, alone, but it was only as friends.

"Great, hold on." Before Itachi could respond, Kyuubi pulled an illegal U-turn in the middle of traffic and headed towards the theatre. The redhead laughed at the younger man clinging to the leather seat.

"What the hell was that?"

"The quickest way to the theatre," he responded happily despite the death glare Itachi was giving him. He smiled to himself; this was the Itachi he was use to.

It was only a ten minute drive to the local theatre. Jumping out of the car and running around to the passenger side, he latched onto the Uchiha's arm and dragged the poor raven to the ticket window. "Two for the three thirty showing please." He stilled the pale hand as Itachi attempted to reach for his wallet. "It's on me," he said, paying the ticket girl.

"But it's your birthday," Itachi protested.

Kyuubi only shrugged, and pulled the sputtering Uchiha into the lobby.

Deciding he was going to pay for the snacks, Itachi readied himself, pulling out his credit card. He waited patiently while Kyuubi ordered two medium popcorns, and two large drinks, and then thrust his credit card in the face of the boy behind the counter.

Kyuubi smacked Itachi's arm out of the way and handed the boy a few bills. "I'm paying for today."

"But you paid for the movie; shouldn't I be paying for the concession?"

"No." The Uchiha looked slightly affronted at the abrupt response. "This was my idea, therefore I pay," he added a little more gently.

"So, is this a date then?" Itachi asked, his eyebrows raised questioningly. The words slipped out before he could stop himself. Deciding to make the best of the situation, he stared Kyuubi down.

A large grin broke out on the red heads face. He was thrilled the other had suggested it before him. "Do you want it to be a date?" Kyuubi asked, a hopeful gleam in his eye.

Itachi didn't say anything as he picked up his popcorn and drink and headed for the movie theatre in a daze. He missed the hurt look on Kyuubi's face as the red head trailed silently behind him. By the time he reached his seat, Itachi realized he hadn't answered Kyuubi. Glancing guiltily over at his tanned friend, he noticed the look of disappointment that the red head was trying to hide, but the cerulean orbs didn't lie. Deciding to make it up to Kyuubi, Itachi sat back and began to plan his moves for the movie. He did want this to be a date, and couldn't believe had gotten flustered enough not to answer his crush with a simple affirmative. It was very un-Uchiha like.

It took Itachi twenty minutes to work up the nerve to make his first move. He knew Kyuubi wouldn't start, not after he had unintentionally shot the Uzumaki down. Taking a deep breath, the raven moved his arm to the armrest. Instead of shoving off the tanned arm already occupying it, Itachi dropped his own pale arm on top of the other mans.

Startled, Kyuubi glanced over at the Uchiha by his side. The pale mans eyes were still focused on the screen. Smiling, the red head turned his hand over, pale fingers laced with his own. He felt the Uchiha give him a reassuring squeezing before they settled back into watching the movie.

About forty minutes later, during the planning and brain storming montage in the movie, Kyuubi felt a weight plop onto his shoulder. Grinning, he released Itachi's hand and snaked his arm around the pale raven's back, pulling the thin frame closer to him. He brought his other hand over to hold the younger mans' hand again.

"So this is a date then," he murmured into the silky raven hair. Finally putting two and two together, Kyuubi realized that the Uchiha had been caught off guard before.

"It is most definitely a date," Itachi replied, tilting his head to look straight into those breath taking eyes. He was asserting himself, and taking back his pride. He wasn't one to be squeamish, or nervous. Itachi was someone who took what he wanted, and he wanted Kyuubi Uzumaki.

Chuckling softly, Kyuubi moved down and gently pressed into the petal soft lips with his own. His heart soared when the stoic man didn't push him away. Instead, the pouty lips kissed him back fervently, before they separated. "Good," he whispered, resting his forehead against the others.

They spent the rest of the movie cuddled together in the theatre seats, Kyuubi's head resting on the soft raven hair. Occasionally, kisses were stolen and by the end, neither knew what had happened in the last hour or so of the movie.

Well, there you have it. You asked for my interaction between Kyuubi and Itachi, so I gave it to you. Hope this is satisfatory. If you have anymore thoughts, or ideas, please let me know, I'm always open to suggestions. Let me know what you want to see happen at the party.

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