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Underwear

by
thatreevesgirl/Lemon Drops (both me)

Chapter 8: The Grand Plan (AKA
Naruto takes one for the team)
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A/N�s:� This will
probably not be what some of you are expecting.�
I love all of you for reading this, but I have some really funny stuff
coming up, and most likely it won�t involve sex right away.� I�m being a tease with this fic, I�m good at
doing that, but I want to make sure your hopes aren�t all on sex, because it
might take awhile.
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Somewhere in Kakashi�s brain bells and alarms should have
been sounding.� In fact, there was
probably a bit of him screaming at that very moment, �Hey, there is something very, very wrong here, ol�
chap, so don�t be getting those pretty, black boxers in a twist quite yet.�� Kakashi of course let the more lewd side of
his mind take over, and was mesmerized by the sight which had just popped out
of the water.�

Only a few seconds ago Naruto had tackled Sakura into the
semi-shallows of the river, a stupid strategy for the blond to try, it would
only piss Sakura off.� The kunoichi had
come up from the experience dripping wet, and smiled as she ran her hands up
and over her beautiful, porcelain skin to her light-pink hair, where she
slicked it back and smirked wildly at Kakashi.�
This was right as the other
Sakura (most likely candidate, a transformed Naruto since he was good with
making the female form) was doing the same thing and eyeing the real Sakura
rather naughtily.�

Was it wrong for Hatake Kakashi to
be so greatly aroused by this sight?� The
more he thought about it, the less Kakashi felt guilty for loving every minute
of the glorious scene before him, especially when Naruto-Sakura leaned into the
real one and pressed her�his�their bodies together.� In a single moment, every perverted thought
that Kakashi had ever had in his life was put to shame by the erotic moment of
having two, count them two, Sakura�s
playing in the water together.� Then
Naruto-Sakura leaned in and licked the lower lip of the real Sakura, marking
the beginning of a good two minute make out session between the two mirror
images.�

Kakashi didn�t know whether he should berate his students or
applaud them, especially Naruto.� The
copy-nin was considering making a plaque for the young man to thank him for his
ingenious tenacity to win Sakura over, though somehow Kakashi wondered how
Sakura making out with herself was any kind of turn-on to the young woman.� Matter of fact, it probably wasn�t.� Kakashi sure wouldn�t be aroused at the thought
of kissing himself.�

The first red flag raised itself in Kakashi�s mind.

Sakura, the real one (or at least the one Kakashi thought
was the real one) sighed into the mouth of Naruto-Sakura and reached around and
laced her fingers into the small strings of the fake-Sakura�s underwear and
tugged the ties apart, letting one side of the panties go slack.

�Naughty girl!� Naruto-Sakura
exclaimed with a wide smirk as she plunged back into the kiss, thrusting her
tongue into Sakura�s mouth.� The other girl
moaned and Kakashi nearly fell over dead, because it was his wet-dream come
true.

The second red flag raised itself in Kakashi�s mind.

The real Sakura got even more ambitious as she twiddled with
the remaining tie of the undone underwear with one hand, while the other roamed
up and gave the other Sakura�s (the Naruto-Sakura�s) breast a playful squeeze,
making her moan and squirm.

The final red flag raised itself in Kakashi�s mind, just as
the two women pulled apart.� The one
thing Naruto was never good at doing was maintaining his shadow clones while he
was distracted, and the Naruto-Sakura was definitely
distracted by the real one.� In a puff of
smoke one of the Sakura�s disappeared and with a coy smile the second one also
puffed away.�

Two clones?� Two bunshin henged as Sakura?� That means neither of them were the real Sakura.� Kakashi could feel himself getting furious,
because his students, namely Naruto, had tricked him.� None of the three idiots were anywhere to be
seen, though a few moments before they had been looking rather angrily at him
from a outcropping of rocks while he was talking with Sakura.� When he found them, and Sakura, he would kill
each and every one of those smug little bastards.� Naruto, Sasuke, and Sai were not going to
win, because there wasn�t a chance in hell that he would let them.

(ten minutes earlier)

Naruto thrashed back down into the water, growling at
Kakashi as he continued to fawn all over Sakura.� �We have to think of something, and we have
to think of it soon.� I really don�t wanna watch Sakura and Kakashi-sensei going at it.�

Normally Sasuke did anything and everything to disagree with
his teammate and friend, but the fact that Kakashi was so clearly prevailing in
their pretend contest to win Sakura was obvious.� �Plan, we need one, now,� the usually quiet
young man demanded.�

Sai watched his teammates and rolled his eyes before
responding, �How are we going to compete with him, she ignores us whenever he�s
around.�

Both Naruto and Sasuke groaned at that, but the blond nimrod
starting grinning evilly, chuckling at whatever devious plot had hatched in his
head moments before.� �What if Sakura
couldn�t see Kakashi-sensei?� What if she
only had us to choose from?�� Both Sasuke and Sai looked more than confused
at Naruto�s questions, so he clarified, �Let�s literally steal her away.�

Sasuke glared daggers at the idiot before growling, �And you
think Kakashi will just let us sweep her away?�
Tch, you are such a moron.�

Naruto hadn�t thought about that, and Sakura probably
wouldn�t be to keen on the thought of being stolen either.� Naruto might have been an idiot when it came
to women and relationships (and basic common knowledge), but he was rather
adept at strategic planning.� �Heh-heh, what if she never left?� I could send out a bunshin as Sakura to
replace her and Sasuke-teme can use his sharingan to
put her into a trance long enough for us to kidnap her away.�

Sai thought for a moment, because it wasn�t a bad plan, just
one that wouldn�t work, �No, Kakashi is smart, he�d notice right away that
Sakura was a clone.�

Naruto grinned again, and this time he waggled his eyebrows
at his friends and his grin grew into a downright evil toothy smirk, �Not if I
distracted him with my clone-Sakura.�

�What do you mean by that?� Sasuke hissed, because the idiot
wasn�t making much sense at the moment.�

�Kakashi-sensei is a grade-A pervert, so if I gave him two Sakuras instead of just one, he�d be too unfocused to know
the difference.�� Naruto looked rather pleased
with himself, but both Sasuke and Sai shook their heads.� It was a good start to a plan, but even two Sakuras wouldn�t be enough to fool the infamous perverted
copy-nin.

Sai and Sasuke gave each other a look and both smirked at
the same time.� There was one thing that
those two Sakura�s could do which would impede Kakashi�s normal brain function,
giving the three of them time enough to escape with Sakura in tow, but would
Naruto be willing to do it.� A knowing
nod was shared between the two dark-haired men as they turned their attention
back to Naruto.

�We need something that will distract Kakashi completely,�
Sai told the blond.

�Yes, completely
distract him,� Sasuke echoed.�

Both Sasuke and Sai knew if they made the suggestion running
through their minds Naruto would most likely balk at the idea and refuse, but
if they made it his idea, then he
might be more apt to actually do it.�

�But what would completely distract Kakashi-sensei from
Sakura?� I don�t get it, guys.�� Naruto pouted in the water after his little
whining session and tried thinking.�
After a few seconds a light bulb seemed to turn on in Naruto�s head, and
Sasuke and Sai shared slight nods as the blond looked to have an idea, a very,
very perverted idea.

�I know what would make me lose my composure,� Naruto
cackled.� �If I saw
Sakura making out with SAKURA!� Do you think that would work?� Do you?�

�Do you think you can handle it?� Sasuke asked slyly,
wanting to make sure Naruto was completely enamored with his own odd idea.

�Sure, I guess I�ll just have to take one for the team,� he
laughed.� Naruto nearly jumped up and
down at his plan (well, thanks to Sasuke and Sai).� The other two men nodded in unison and the
three of them began to put their plan into action.

(back to the near-present)

In a different part of the river about a mile away from
Kakashi, the three younger male members of team seven were sitting in a similar
outcropping of rocks to the one they had been at moments before with an
unconscious Sakura.�

�I�ve hidden us fairly well, so it will take Kakashi a few
minutes to find us if your bunshin falter,� Sai told his teammate.

�My bunshin are tough, it would take a lot more than stupid
Kakashi to break them,� Naruto exclaimed loudly, which only garnered skeptical
looks from both Sasuke and Sai.� �Shut
up, bastards,� Naruto responded, not missing how little faith his two friends
had in him.

Sasuke�s eyes were still spinning in a lazy circle, keeping
Sakura in a time-loop so that she wouldn�t think anything was amiss.� When they decided to release the genjutsu
Sasuke would make the appropriate leeway to the situation they were in now,
sitting in the water together without Kakashi.�
�We should agree to terms,� Sasuke said as he watched the peacefully
sleeping Sakura.�

�Terms?� I thought we were going to use teamwork,�
Naruto growled at Sasuke.�

Sasuke was currently too busy to glare at the dumbass, but he responded with �Do you really think Sakura is
into gang-bangs?� I don�t, tch, at least I hope not.�
Underwear better be her only fetish, but what I�m saying is that I think
there should be a limitation to how we win.�

�Afraid you�ll lose without restricting us?� came the unamused voice of Sai as he watched the lovely young woman
leaning against some rocks, her chest rising and falling slightly as she
breathed peacefully, off living in some sharingan-induced dream world.�

Sasuke was a very egotistical jerk at times and responded
coolly, �No, I just thought I�d be nice and give you both a fair shot.�� That little statement made Sai and Naruto
fume, but the real reason behind his suggestion leaked out as he quietly added,
�That and I think it would be best to respect her, so no touching and play nice.�

Naruto smiled at Sasuke, his friend was never one to come
across as the good guy, but he usually got there one way or another.� Naruto nodded, �I agree, no touching, be nice
to my Sakura.�

Sai and Sasuke both yelled at the idiot for that statement,
and Naruto even began to argue back, standing in the water and throwing insults
at both his teammates fervently.� The
three were stuck in quite the fight when Naruto suddenly got the blankest of
blank stares, and then a lewd smirk crossed his lips. Sasuke and Sai were
confused to the cause of Naruto�s unexpected silence (a rather odd occurrence
for the blond to be party to), but they had a fairly good idea as something
became quite evident in Naruto�s underwear.

�Oh for Kami�s sake,� Sasuke
hissed, �Please do not tell me your bunshins failed,
we haven�t even woken Sakura yet.�

Naruto�s glazed over eyes were focused somewhere off in the
distance as he muttered, �That was soooo hot, I just
made out with Sakura, twice.�

Sasuke couldn�t believe what he had heard,
Naruto just made out with a fake Sakura as
Sakura�that was a new level of weird, even for the dobe.� �You are such a moron, Naruto.�

Naruto seemed unfazed by the mean-spirited comment, but when
Sai added, �Do you realize that you just got a hard-on from making out with
yourself, idiot?� Naruto�s eyes turned from lust into horror.� That was a rather disturbing thought, because
realizing your boner was caused by one of your shadow clones making out with
another of your shadow clones was rather creepy.

�Thanks, you ruined my fantasy world, bastards.�

Though Sasuke was chuckling lightly at the blond moron, Sai
was aware of how little time they had left at this point, �Kakashi will be onto
us soon, so we have to act fast, wake her up.�

Sasuke nodded, and as his sharingan spun he said, �She�ll
wake up thinking Kakashi was called off on a mission and that we have just been
talking, but she managed to doze off,� he informed the other two, �And Naruto,
sit down before she wakes up to an eyeful of your crotch, that would definitely
not help us at the moment.�

The acidic look Naruto gave Sasuke could have eaten holes
through solid steel, but he chose to respond to it with, �Hmph,
I bet it would help our chances if Sakura could see what a stud she might win.�

Sai shook his head, Naruto hurt his brain far too often with
his stupidity, but the newest member of team seven added to that, �You�re right, we wouldn�t want to scare the poor girl off.� I hear virgins prefer their first partners to
be small, so you would be a good candidate.�
I think Sasuke or I would probably frighten her if we were in your
condition, but she might take comfort in how reasonably little you are.�

Sakura woke to find Sasuke rubbing his temples with his
forefingers as Naruto and Sai were battling it out in the water, fighting
mighty fiercely with taijutsu in their underwear.� She looked at Sasuke, and then at Sai and
Naruto, then back to Sasuke, then back to Sai and Naruto�this was not what was
happening three seconds ago, because the four of them had been happily
discussing fond memories, not� Sakura nearly fainted, why was Sai battling
Naruto, who was currently sporting a massive hard-on? Not to mention where was Ino? The blonde woman was no longer in her head
controlling every move, so none of this made any sense to Sakura.

�Sasuke?� What�what�s going on?� she stuttered before
closing her eyes and shaking her head.

�Nothing, apparently absolute nothing,� Sasuke managed to
force out through his gritted teeth.�

That response was timed rather well with arrival of a very
pissed off Kakashi, who was completely dressed.�
With a couple of well timed kicks he managed to knock both of the
fighting knuckleheads across the river to the opposite riverbank, and both
Naruto and Sai flailed awkwardly as they flew through the air from the force of
the kick.� �Get back to training, ALL of you,� Kakashi growled.� �No more swimming, none,
never again, ever.� Do you four understand me?� Don�t ever ask again, because it will never happen
again.�

The three other men groaned, and Sakura was still confused
beyond belief, trying to figure out where Ino was, and why Kakashi was back
from his mission, but did he go on a mission?�
Why did her head hurt?� Why did
Naruto have a massive erection, and why was he fighting Sai?� Sakura wanted to cry, because what had
started as a very promising day with four underwear clad men,
was ending with more training.� Obviously she was repaying a debt from a
former life with today�s horridly odd humiliation, and the worst thing was all
she could think about now was how sexy Kakashi had looked in those boxers.

Walking to the riverbank Kakashi held out Sakura�s clothing,
still glaring daggers at the other three men as they wandered off in their
underwear, �Where are they going, Kakashi?� she asked, trying to figure out
what had happened to their clothing which had been only a few yards from her
own, but as she looked around more Sakura realized that this was a different
part of the training grounds entirely.�
�What did they try?� she asked dryly, nearing the amount of anger
currently contained by her sensei.

�You don�t want to know, Sakura,� he huffed as he started
helping Sakura dress.� Sakura�s own fury
was forgotten as Kakashi tugged the mesh down over her head.� For a moment she had forgotten she was nearly
naked, and now Kakashi, her ungodly handsome teacher, was helping Sakura put
her clothing back on.

�I can do that,� she whispered, tugging the mesh away from
him as she blushed the deepest shade of crimson known
to man.� Kakashi nodded, and Sakura noted
that he too was a bit redder than normal around the edges of his mask, but that
might have been from his angry outburst at Naruto, Sasuke, and Sai.

�Sakura�� Kakashi�s voice trailed off as he focused his gaze
on the ground in front of him.� It was a
bit amusing for Sakura to see the slight shyness in Kakashi�s attitude toward
her.� This was the kind of thing she only
witnessed when the rest of team seven was absent, and she smiled as he
continued.� �Would you like to come over
tonight?�

Sakura�s eyes bulged, Kakashi had been being very sweet, but
he just propositioned her.� She managed
to mutter an, �Eh?� in a rather shrill, astonished voice.

Kakashi realized his error and waved his hands while muttering,
�No, no, no, I mean for dinner, come over for dinner.� I�ll cook.�
Cook, just cook.� Not that I�d be opposed to more, but I�m not
expecting more�� Kakashi rambled on till he realized that he wasn�t helping his
cause as Sakura�s face was still in shock.�
�Sakura, would you please join me for dinner tonight?� Just dinner,� he asked.

�Just dinner?� she repeated, but could swear she heard Ino
cackling and adding �only if you are
cooking and eating in only those sexy silk boxers of yours,� but realized
that in actuality she was currently alone in her own head, and those were her
own thoughts on the matter.�

�Just dinner,� Kakashi confirmed.

�Okay,� she agreed numbly, continuing to dress as her sensei
grinned madly at the thought of their future date.

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END OF CHAPTER
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A/N�s:� I hope you found
this funny.� I must give 90% of the
credit to my little sister, she helped me with the
plot.� If it hadn�t been for her this
story might not have updated for another month.�
Also big thank you to Mako, because she helped
me break out of my writers block.� I�m
back, baby (at least I hope so @___@).�
There are more hilarious chapters coming.

Quotations from upcoming chapters, can you guess who says
them?
1. �Gai-sensei
  said it would be a most excellent fa�ade.�
2. �Geez, I guess I�ll have to take another one for the
  team.�
3. �Of
  course, I train every muscle in
  my body.�
4. �I
  cannot believe the five of you caused a diplomatic incident! �You might have seriously weakened out
  alliance with Sand with your stupid little club.�
5. �Nah,
  it�s true, Kakashi is darn good, but Gai has always had a
  edge on him in that area of expertise, he�s far more perverted than the
  copy-nin.� (I swear that the details of this WILL NOT be written about)
6. �I
  think we need a mascot.�
7. �He
  goes commando?� I did not need to
  know that about my own brother!�
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