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Digital Love	By : YaoiloverS Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1197 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
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Yaoilover S: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Naruto: what’s wrong?
Yaoilover S: I…I updated too late again!
Naruto: …you have your reasons
Yaoilover S:looks at readers: I’m sooooooooooooooo sorry! Do you forgive this baka? Oh and I would like to thank Hanakuro for beta reading this chapter! Thank you beta-chan!
Naruto: um… (doesn’t know what to do when YaoiS gets emotional) there, there shut up now and cheer up
Yaoilover S:punches Naruto: at least pat my shoulder or put a coat on my back! Anyway for thanks to you guys for waiting, I put a Naruto special in the end of this chapter!
Naruto: the bitch right here doesn’t own anything so if you want to sue you might as well get a dirty trash can because that’s all you’re going to get from this cheap skate!
Yaoilover S:puts Naruto in cage: I have to go to an auction now, so please enjoy this chapter!
Naruto: help meeeeee!
Chapter 8. THE SYSTEM OF ALIVE (by: w-inds)
“How do I look?” Naruto asked as he stepped out of the dressing room wearing dark green pants with a gray sweater, a shirt, and a black scarf and hat. He struck a pose and waited for his fans to cheer.
“…it’s okay but those colors aren’t for you,” Haku said as he held the black scarf up.
Naruto turned to the sleeping blonde. “See mom? I told you I should’ve gotten orange and red!”
Tsunade opened her eyes and wiped the little drool off of her cheek. “Oh um yes you’re right,”
Haku sighed and took a pile of cloths he picked out. “Come on Naruto, we need to try these on,” he said as he pushed Naruto back into the dressing room.
Tsunade sighed as she closed her eyes; just then someone tapped her shoulder. She turned around to see Itachi holding a few outfits. “Hello”
“You’re late,” she grumbled as she rubbed her eyes.
“Sorry, I had to do something with my brother.” He said as he set the clothes by the woman.
“Naruto and Haku are trying on clothes,” Tsunade said as she leaned against the wall.
“How long have you been here?”
“Well since in had an emergency yesterday, I had to promise them that they can spend as long as they want on shopping. Naruto doesn’t really care about shopping but since Haku is with us I’ve been in this spot for three hours,” she sighed as she got up to stretch she then sat back down.
“Well I hope you can go a little longer because I just found more cloths too,” Itachi said as he sat down.
Tsunade was about to complain when Naruto and Haku finally emerged from the changing room. Both of them were wearing a blue and gray suit with green hats and gloves.
“How do we look?” Naruto asked as he and Haku struck a girly pose.
“Dramatically delicious or voguely magnificent?” Haku said in passion.
“Voguely? Is that even a word?” Itachi looked at Tsunade.
“Have you two been drinking coffee?” Tsunade asked.
Naruto and Haku strode around Tsunade before they walked back into the dressing room. Tsunade and Itachi sweat dropped as they heard the two teens laughing hysterically. “I have to go buy something for Naruto, so can you take care of them?” Tsunade asked as she stood up once more.
“Sure.”
“Thanks, tell Naruto that I went shopping at J.C. Penny,” she said before she ran out.
‘Is she really shopping for Naruto?’ the older Uchiha asked himself as he walked over to the dressing room. “Hey guys-”
“Ah! Itachi-pervert!” Naruto screamed as he covered his body with a pair of blue pants.
“…?” Haku looked at Itachi in question as he put on a burgundy jacket.
“Oh, like I haven’t see better,” Itachi said as he handed Haku a pile of clothes.
“What’s this for?” Haku asked as he set the clothes down and looked at the varieties of clothes.
“Just something I think might look good on you guys,” Itachi said as he sat down and looked at the two boys.
“Why are you still in here?” Naruto growled as he held the pants tighter.
“No show?” Itachi asked as he tilted his head.
“GET OUT!” Naruto yelled as he started throwing cloths at the older teen.
“Um Naruto…” Haku held up an outfit Itachi picked out, “I think we need to get out of here.”
After finally getting Itachi to go away, Naruto turned to look at what Haku was talking about when…“WHAT?” Naruto yelled before he put on his pants and shirt. “I’ll kill him!” he yelled as he grabbed the outfit from Haku and stormed out. “What the hell is this!” the blonde yelled as he thrusted the clothing in front of Itachi.
“What’s wrong with that?” the older teen asked as he smirked at the angry blonde.
“What’s wrong? What’s wrong! This is wrong!” he screamed as he pointed at the clothing.
Itachi looked down at the material. It was a pale white tank top that looks clear when worn, a pair of short leather shorts that looked tighter than rubber band on a soda can, and a thin green jacket that looks a little too big for Naruto. “What’s wrong with this?”
“EVERYTHING!” Naruto yelled as he threw the clothes at Itachi and started walking away. “Where’s mom?” he asked himself as he looked around.
“She told me to tell you that she’s at J.C. Penny and that I have to take care of you guys,” Itachi said as he took the cloths Haku handed back to him.
“…Let’s go to Sun Coast (1) Haku,” Naruto said as he grabbed Haku’s wrist and dragged him out of the store.
Itachi put the cloths back into the dressing room and followed the two teenagers to the next store.
“Naruto, you’re hurting me,” Haku said as he released his aching wrist, “What’s with you?”
Naruto stopped walking and turned to his best friend. “Remember when I didn’t come to class?”
“Yeah,”
“Well I wasn’t there because I skipped school with Shikamaru but he over slept and left me alone in Old Town then Itachi came and gave me a ride, and then he…kissed me.”
“What! Another one?” Haku exclaimed.
“Yes,” Naruto sighed as he started walking again.
“Well let’s see that makes um…six in the ‘Everyone Loves Naruto Club’!” Haku cheered as he followed his blonde friend.
“Six?”
“Yeah,” Haku said as he and Naruto walked inside of the movie store.
“I know four but who are the other two?”
“Well let’s start from the top: Sasuke, Neji, Gaara, Hinata, Itachi and…” Haku pulled Naruto to a corner where no one was and whispered in his ear. “…and me,” he said softly.
“What?” Naruto looked up at his friend, “Really?”
“No, I’m just kidding I like someone else,” Haku said as he stepped back and looked at Naruto’s reaction. “Plus I love to see that little shocked and confused look! It’s so cute! And I thought you noticed yesterday too!”
Naruto popped a vein before he stomped to the manga section. Haku smiled before he realized his wallet is gone. “Naruto! Give it back!” Haku yelled as he ran to the blonde’s side.
Naruto tossed the wallet back to Haku, “I only needed one thing,” he smirked before he picked up volume three of “Saiyuki”
Haku raised an eyebrow before looking inside his possession, the money is still in it, no baby pictures were taken away, his only picture of Zabuza is gone, his ID is in it’s- ‘Wait…Zabuza-san!’
Naruto quickly walked to the cashier and paid for his manga as he waited for Haku to come.
“Naruto, give me back my picture!” Haku warned as he walked toward the blonde.
“Huh? What picture?” Naruto asked as he took his change and turned to his friend. “Oh, you mean this picture?” he asked as he took out Haku’s missing picture. “Hmmm, I don’t know, you might lose it or something…what should I do?” he asked himself as he held his hand out as far as he could as he blocked Haku from getting the item.
“Naruto give that back!” Haku said as he tried to reach for the younger boy’s arm. “Come on Naruto! This isn’t funny-”
Out of nowhere, a pale hand snatched the photo out of Naruto’s hand. The two teens looked up to see Itachi staring at the picture. Itachi looked at Naruto and Haku before asking. “Are you two fighting over a picture of a old man in a movie store?”
Haku gasped and Naruto started laughing. “He is not old!” Haku yelled as he tried to reach for the picture. “Give it back!”
Itachi held his hand up high before he smirked. “Why? He can’t be related because he doesn’t look anything like you. He can’t be a boyfriend because he’s too old…”
Haku blushed when Itachi said boyfriend, he then stopped trying and glared at the older man while trying to control his blush. “He…he’s not that old,” he whispered as he looked down.
Itachi put his arm down and looked at the still laughing blonde. Naruto was on the floor holding his aching ribs. “Was it really that funny?”
Haku snatched the picture from Itachi before he kicked Naruto. “Get up, I want to go buy some CDs,”
“Ow, that hurt you bitch!” Naruto yelled as he got up and dusted himself off.
Haku stuck out his tongue at the blonde before he turned to leave. Naruto flicked Haku off from behind and followed. Itachi raised an eyebrow before he took out his cell phone.
Haku and Naruto entered the music store with out waiting for Itachi; they went over to the last section to check out the cheapest CDs they can find.
“Hey look Haku, I found the CD!” Naruto cheered as he picked up his target. Haku walked over to Naruto and looked at the item. “E-Rotic (2)? Oh my god!” Haku screamed as he closed his eyes. “Get it away!” he squealed as he turned away.
“Man, people do not know how to draw,” Naruto said as he looked at the picture of a naked cartoon women taking a shower. “I don’t know why Jiraiya likes this,” he said as he walked over to Haku.
Haku flinched at the name, “Why do you have to give him that kind of CD?”
“Because I couldn’t find the Dr. Dick album, and Jiraiya said he wants Dr. Dick or any E-Rotic best collection.” Naruto blinked as he looked at his friend acting like a drama queen.
Haku read her songs in the back of the CD and shuttered, “Oh god, are all of her songs like this?”
“No…well most of them, you know DDR?”
“Yeah”
“Well you know the song “Test my best” or um…never mind,”
“All of her songs are about sex?”
“Yes, here listen.”
“Oh god no!”
“I’ll buy you a water proof camera for summer, you know, for when people swim like Zabuza.”
“Za…bu…za,” Haku blushed as he imagined Zabuza in nothing but swimming trunks, getting all wet and-
“So do we have a deal?” Naruto asked as he handed Haku a tissue.
“Huh?” Haku took the tissue and wiped some blood off his nose. “Okay let me hear the crap.”
Naruto put the headphones on the other’s ear and pushed the play button.
Haku moved his head a little before screaming and throwing the headphones at Naruto. “That’s just sick!”
Naruto rubbed his head before listing to the song. “What the hell? She’s just moaning?”
“Eww, why can’t you just get Jiraiya a magazine for Christmas?”
“Because he already has all of them.”
Before Haku could complain, Itachi came in and took the CD from Naruto, “E-Rotic?” He looked at the blonde. “You know her songs are for adults right?”
“How would you know you perv!” Naruto yelled as he pointed at the older Uchiha.
Itachi turned the back of the CD to Naruto. “Songs include: ‘Turn me on’, ‘You’re just 7 seconds away’, ‘Max don’t have Sex with your ex’, ‘Oh Nick please not so quick’-”
“Okay, I get the point now,” Naruto said as he took back the CD. “Besides it’s not for me, it’s for a perverted old man that told me to give this to him.”
Haku raised an eyebrow, “And why would he tell you to do that?”
“Because he’s too busy working and he said that he will give me Painter,” Naruto said as he said as he handed Haku the CD.
“You know, Tsunade could’ve got that for you…” Haku sighed as he put the CD away. “Now lets find the CD I wanted,” he said as he started searching in the old pile again.
“What sex CD are you two looking for now?” Itachi asked as he peered down at the CDs.
Haku turned and glared at the older man. “I’m not looking for a sex CD, I’m looking for a CD with one song I like.”
“Um, what song did you want again?” Naruto asked as he stood by his friend.
“It’s called ‘Bohemian Rhapsody (3)’ by Queen, I think the album is called ‘A Night At The Opera’” Haku answered as he started searching once more.
“Why are you looking for that song?”
“Because it’s my favorite American song and it’s been stuck in my head for a while now,” Haku said as he looked in the far end of the oldies section.
Naruto looked up at Itachi, “What ever song or story is stuck in Haku’s head for a while, he always sets out to look for it so he can keep his concentration on Za-”
Haku quickly covered the blonde’s mouth. “Oh Naruto-kun, you’re not helping by talking to people now are you?” Haku smiled as he dragged Naruto to where he was.
At the food court…
Naruto, Haku, and Itachi were eating hamburgers and fries when Tsunade caught up with them carrying five bags. “Hi guys,”
Naruto and Haku glared at the women while Itachi nodded his head in acknowledgment. Tsunade sat down and asked Itachi to bring her a drink.
“So, where were you for the past three hours Kaasan?” Naruto asked as he blew on his straw angrily and glared as his mother harder.
Tsunade sweat dropped. “Oh, I was shopping you know-”
“…That you don’t like going shopping for more than twenty minuets!” Naruto yelled as he stood up and pointed an accusing finger at the old women.
Tsunade smiled nervously as she looked around for any signs of the older Uchiha. Unfortunately, there was no one she knew around.
“I knew it! You went gambling!” Naruto yelled as he pointed at the bags Tsunade had by her side.
“What? How would you know by the bags?” Tsunade asked as he pushed the bags closer to her.
Naruto pointed at his friend. “Haku told me.”
Haku smiled at Tsunade before he stood up and told Naruto to sit back down. “It was simple, you had only thirty-five dollars left since you bought Naruto some clothes. And-”
“Wait, how did you know how much money I had?”
“Naruto told me when you left. Anyway, Itachi told me you went to J.C Penny so I can easily tell that you couldn’t buy five bags full of cloths from there with just that small amount of money. Plus Naruto hates that place since people thought he was a girl. So since you were gone for over three hours you had enough time to go gamble with some friends, that’s why you came so late and made Itachi come with us. Thus concluding that you left us to get money and not go shopping. ” Haku finished as he sat back down and took a sip of his drink.
Tsunade looked away as she felt the killing aura of her son. “Oh, it looks like Sasuke and Neji know you’re here Naruto,” Tsunade said as she scooted away.
“Don’t try to spit out stupid lies when you just got caught!” Naruto yelled as he stood up once more.
“But I’m not lying, they’re right behind you!” she said as she pointed above the blonde.
“Why do you always point above me when you say that someone is behind me? I’m not that short!” Naruto yelled louder as he started walking around the table.
“Wow, I never thought that you could be so mad at your mom Naruto-kun,” said as deep voice from behind.
Naruto froze before he turned around. His eyes widened as he stared the young Uchiha and Hyuuga. “Ne-Neji, S-Sasuke,” he backed away a bit before he was stopped by his mother’s chair.
Haku stood up and walked over to Naruto’s side. He then leaned forward and whispered in Naruto’s ear, “Soon, you’ll have to decide, for now…” Naruto looked at his friend in question. “…Play and tease how ever you want.” he finished as he licked his top lip. Naruto pushed Haku away before he smiled at the two boys.
“So, what brings you two here?” Naruto asked as he sat back down.
“…? Didn’t you invite us here?” Neji asked as he sat down by the blonde.
“?” Naruto tilted his head. “I did?”
“I bet I know who did,” Sasuke growled as he turned around to see Itachi walking towards them holding a cup of soda.
Itachi smirked as he sat down and handed Tsunade her drink. “Sasuke, Neji, how nice of you two to join us.”
Naruto looked at Itachi before he scratched his head in question. ‘What’s going on here?’
Tsunade smiled before she noticed a picture of a CD Naruto had in his bag; she picked it up and looked at the cover before she… “NARUTO!”
Naruto turned around to see the E-rotic CD cover. “Mom, it’s not what you think-”
“Not what I think!” she yelled as she read the song names, “ ‘Max don’t have Sex with your ex’!”
Neji and Sasuke eyes widened as they looked at the sweating Naruto.
“No mom, it’s for Jiraiya, he likes this singer and asked me to get the CD for him so that he can give me Painter!”
“JIRAIYA! I’ll kill him!” she growled as she got up and started walking away.
“…Mom, I have your wallet here,” Naruto said as he held up the item.
Tsunade froze before she turned around. “Um…can I have that back?”
“…You’re going gambling again aren’t you?” He asked as he slammed the wallet down on the table.
“…Um…no, I’m just leaving you off to your date!” she said as she petted Naruto’s head and ran off with her wallet.
“Date?” Naruto closed his eyes and pondered as the other three boys sweat dropped.
Sasuke took the other seat by Naruto and glared at his brother once more. “Do you mind?”
“No, not at all,” Itachi said as he took a sip of his drink.
Sasuke sighed in frustration. “Get the hell away,” he growled.
Itachi stared at his little brother before he turned away and looked at the clothing store near by.
Sasuke sighed once more. ‘That’s the best I can do with him’ he then turned to his blonde crush that was currently talking to Neji. Neji must’ve said something funny because Naruto started laughing hysterically before he patted the Hyuuga’s back.
“Ne Sasuke, do you want to go to try on cloths with us?” Naruto asked as he looked at the raven-haired boy.
Sasuke blushed at the blonde before nodding, he then smirked at Neji’s shocked yet pissed reaction. “What store are we going to?”
Naruto opened his mouth before he closed it. “Um…how about that one?” he asked as he pointed out toward the store with Hello Kitty on the roof.
“…”
‘How long has it been since he last shopped…?'
At Home…
Naruto and Tsunade walked inside the house carrying loads of bags from a days worth of shopping. “Well, I had fun today Naruto. Since Christmas is tomorrow, I’ll let you open one present before you go to bed.”
“Sorry ma, I have to start making Christmas dinner,” Naruto said as he started walking toward the kitchen.
“Huh? Why?” Tsunade asked as she dragged the heavy bags to her room.
“Because I invited Haku to dinner and he invited Sasuke and Neji,” Naruto said as he took out a few pots and pans.
“And you let him?”
“Well…Haku did something I’ll never forget.”
“Now Naruto, if you don’t want these pictures of you in the shower all over the Internet, then you better invite me and some guests for Christmas dinner!” Haku smiled as he held up the pictures of Naruto singing in the shower.
After trying to get the pictures form Haku, Naruto sighed in defeat and nodded. Haku then walked to where Neji and Sasuke were glaring at each other and asked if they wanted to come to Naruto’s house. Naruto blushed as the two boys smirked at him and mouthed, “I’ll be there”
Naruto sighed and took out Tsunade’s old cookbook. “Lets see now…”
On Christmas afternoon…
Haku, Neji and Sasuke walked up the steps to Naruto’s front door. Each of them had presents for the little blonde, one bigger than the other. Haku knocked on the door and waited for someone to answer.
But no one opened the door. Haku was about to knock again when he heard some voices inside.
“Ah! You pervert! I’m not going to listen to that song while cooking!”
“Shut up and finish frosting!”
“You two shut up and get the door!”
“Why aren’t you getting it!”
“I’m getting dressed!”
“Naruto, you’ll answer the door while I’ll…do some stuff…”
“Hey! Get away from my mom’s room-arg!”
“Now shut up and get the door!”
Sasuke, Neji, and Haku sweat dropped as they heard someone, most likely Naruto, stomping toward the door. They all gasped as they looked at a flushed Naruto with vanilla frosting on his face. Too bad it didn’t look like frosting to them.
“Wow Naruto, I never knew…”(4) Haku sang as he strode inside the house, Neji and Sasuke followed looking down to hide their blush.
Naruto raised an eyebrow before shrugging and following his friends inside. “So, are those presents for me?” Naruto said as he eyed the boxes.
“Yes, and you’ll be awfully surprised when you open mine!” Haku smiled as he set the present on a near by couch. “So Naruto, what were you doing before we-”
Just then, a blast of music filled the whole room up filling it with girls moaning to a techno beat. The boys turned to the kitchen to see Jiraiya singing while dancing to the perverted music.
Hey, hey, hey, Fritz
Your key fits nicely
My body opens to your touch
So ring my bell and just entice me
I need your lovin', oh so much
Cause he's wild and, baby, when he aims he hits
Oh, Fritz, I know you love my tits
Fritz, Fritz, beat it, Fritz
So take your fingers off her tits
And if she says she loves you too
It's a lie, oh my, it just ain't true
Fritz, Fritz, listen, Fritz
Don't tell me it's your key that fits
You say she's yours, but I say well
I'm gonna get you down to hell-aaaahhhhh! (5)
“Jiraiya you stupid pervert!” Naruto screamed as he jump kicked the older man. Naruto then landed on his feet and pointed at the fallen man. “I have company over you damn sicko! I’m not going to hear this crap!”
Jiraiya looked at the angry blonde before he jumped on the boy, “You dare interrupt my music! I’ll kill you!”
“Mom, Jiraiya is making us listen to perverted music!” Naruto yelled as he smirked at the frighten man.
After the beating…
Everyone was seated in the decorated table eating the crap-I mean food Naruto made. Half the time during the meal, everyone had to go to the bathroom but they didn’t want to offend Naruto so they went to the bathroom one by one.
“Hmmm, I wonder why everyone needed to go to the bathroom?” Naruto asked as he took a bite of his ham.
Haku forced himself to swallow the mashed potatoes before he answered. “Maybe they didn’t use the bathroom before they left,”
“Oh, well since everyone seems finished with their plates, I’ll clean up while you guys go watch TV,” Naruto smiled as he started picking up the dishes.
Everyone left except for Neji and Sasuke. Naruto turn toward them and tilted his head. "Is there anything you need"
‘You’ they both thought as they stared at the blonde.
“I would like to help you with the dishes,” Neji said as he picked up some of the dishes and went to the sink.
Sasuke glared at Neji. “I would like to help you with the cake.”
Naruto smiled and nodded. “Thank goodness, the way Jiraiya frosted that cake you would think it’s nothing but cu-”
“Oh shut up brat!” Jiraiya yelled from the living room.
“I’ll bring out the materials,” Naruto said as he went in the refrigerator.
Mean while…
Haku was stuck in the living room with Tsunade and Jiraiya arguing about what they’re going to watch on TV. The poor boy sighed as he looked at the kitchen doorway, since someone (: cough: Tsunade :cough:) broke the doors down to the kitchen. ‘I wonder what those two are doing with Naruto…?’ Haku asked himself as he leaned back so the adult’s spit wouldn’t get on him since he sat in the middle.
“I say we watch Blind Date! (6)!” Bellowed Jiraiya as he pulled the remote towards him.
“It’s MY house so we watch MY show, and I want to watch the game network! (7)” Tsunade yelled back as she tugged on her side of the remote.
“Um…guys?” Haku tapped both Tsunade’s and Jiraiya’s shoulders.
“WHAT!” Both adults yelled while staring at the boy.
“How about we watch a sport game, the teams usually have cheerleaders,” he suggested.
“…NO!” They both screamed before they faced each other to argue some more leaving a teary-eyed Haku in the middle regretting that suggestion.
After a few minuets, Haku managed to slip away from the adults and walked into the kitchen. He stopped in his tracks when he saw what Naruto, Neji, and Sasuke were doing. They were wearing aprons with gloves!
“What the hell did you guys do?” Haku asked as he noticed the clumsily frosted cake.
“Sasuke was teaching me how to frost a cake and let me try on my own. I knew it was going to be messy so I decided that we should wear protection so no cold-sticky frosting could get on us!” Naruto smiled as he licked a glob of vanilla frosting off his middle finger.
Haku, Neji, and Sasuke stared at the blonde. That sentence sounded so wrong in so many ways.
‘I wonder if I can make a cake with Zabuza…with vanilla ice cream and…’ Haku wondered off in his thoughts.
Sasuke and Neji had to look away before Naruto called their names.
“Oi…”
“OI..!”
“OI!” he screamed as he threw some frosting at the boys’ faces.
Haku gasped as he looked down at his tainted shirt, nothing was supposed to be on this shirt but Zabuza’s-ahem! He growled before he took some of the frosting and threw it at Naruto.
Naruto felt the cold gunk hit his cheek. He picked up the extra frosting and threw it at Haku. Haku ducked so the frosting hit Sasuke instead.
And that’s when the frosting fight began…
After cleaning up, the four boys went in the living room to see what the two elders were doing. They all gasped at the sight that wasn’t meant to be seen. Tsunade and Jiraiya making out on the couch, where Naruto looks at borrowed anime, where he eats his ramen-“Ramen!” Naruto yelled. “My ramen spot!” (8)
Haku screamed as he covered his eyes and ran to Naruto’s room. Naruto had to be dragged away
After calming down the pissed teens, Neji and Sasuke had to go home to their families.
“Well I guess I’ll see you guys in school…” Naruto said as he looked down to hide his blush.
“Oh wait guys,” Haku said as he pointed up at the doorway, the three boys looked up to see mistletoe dangling inches above.
Naruto glared at Haku before he turned to Neji and Sasuke. “Heh heh, um…-” Naruto was cut off when Neji grabbed his chin and gave him a light kiss. “Bye,” he said before he smirked at Sasuke and went to the parked green car in front if the house.
Naruto blushed before he turned to face Sasuke to apologize. But Sasuke grabbed his face and kissed him longer and harder than Neji. Naruto’s eyes widened but before he could do anything, Sasuke broke the kiss and walked out the front door, closing the door behind him.
Naruto’s legs turned into jelly as he collapsed on his knees. “What am I going to do…?” he whispered as he looked up at Haku.
“Now you know why I did that Naruto, you have to choose before it gets worse,” Haku said as he crossed his arms.
“What can I do?” Naruto asked as he slowly got up.
Haku stuck one finger up, “First you need to lessen the number of people who like you.”
“You mean…”
“Yes, them. The rest aren’t even a big issue.”
Naruto frowned before he nodded. “Okay, I’ll tell him,” he said as he tore the mistletoe off the doorway and handed it to Haku. “You need this more than me,” he said before he walked back to his room.
Haku smiled before he opened the front door and left to go give another Christmas present to a special someone.
The Next Day…
Knock
Knock
“Oi, get the door,” a drunken teen demanded as he took the last sip of beer.
The young teen cursed a treat under his breath before he opened the door. His eyes widened to see his crush at the door. “Naruto,” he whispered.
The blonde smiled softly. “Hello Gaara.”
To be continued…
Yaoilover S: Mwahahahahaha! Another cliffhanger….
Naruto:putting band-aids on arm: They were too ruff!
Yaoilover S: Yeah but at least I got some money!
Naruto: Yeah yeah lets explain this crap so we can get on to the special!
Yaoilover S: Okay
(1) Sun coast- a place where they sell anime, movies and other American and Japanese stuff. I don’t like it but it was the place where I got the first volume of “Pet Shop of Horrors”
(2) E-Rotic- oh dear god! Don’t EVER listen to her music, it’s disgusting. Every song she moans! If you wondered how I got her CD then all I have to say is listen CAREFULLY to DDR songs. (damn idiots)
(3) ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ by Queen- that is the ONLY song I like from Queen, I was introduced to this song by my sister when I was seven. I missed school that day because my sisters and I were listening to that song all day…man we were dorks…
(4) “Wow Naruto, I never knew…” My sisters and I say that to each other if we do something we never do or find something…interesting, my older sister mostly does that because she caught me looking at Naruto yaoi and she said: “Wow Stella, I never knew…” and she always sings it in a weird tone. I then said “Shut up, you like adult yaoi so I can like little boy yaoi because I’m not a big yaoi fan like you!” and then we looked at yaoi together…
(5) The song Jiraiya sang to was one of E-Rotic’s songs; it’s a very nasty song, that part of the song was the least graphic part. My sisters and I always laugh at her songs because they don’t make any since, they really don’t!
(6) Blind Date- a show for whores, I don’t watch it but my sister wouldn’t shut up about it and always watches it with the volume so loud it wakes me up (I’m so happy that I messed up her TV).
(7) Okay, you got me. I have no idea what the channel is called where you see nothing but game shows.
(8) There’s a couch in my living room, I call it my ramen spot because I eat ramen there every time I watch anime (especially Naruto!)
Now on to the Digital Love special!
Digital Love special: Clouds, a tree, and an erection?
Haku, Naruto and Shikamaru were lying on a grass field watching clouds pass by. It was calm and quiet for a while, until Naruto got bored. “I want to paint a cloud,” he said as he looked at a pig shaped cloud.
“Why would you wanna paint a cloud?” Haku asked as he looked at the cloud shaped like Zabuza’s car.
“So that cloud can be the most noticeable, and so the sky won’t look so boring. How about you Shikamaru?” Naruto asked as he looked at his lazy friend.
“I would burn down the school and fly,” he said as he closed his eyes.
“Okay, I’m with the burning but why the flying?” Naruto asked as he sat up.
“The burning so I can get rid of my problems and the flying so I can get the hell away from you and everyone,” the lazy boy answered as he opened his eyes slightly to glare at the laughing blonde. “I might as well,” Shikamaru sighed as he tilted his head up. “How about you Haku?”
“Hey that rhymed!” Naruto cheered as he held his hand out for a high five.
Haku slapped Naruto’s hand away and gently smiled. “I want to…erect a tree,” he said as he looked at the cloud that looked like Zabuza’s eyes.
“What!” the other two boys yelled as they sat up and looked at the smiling brunet.
“I want to erect a tree,” Haku said as he looked at the two boys.
“WHAT!” Shikamaru and Naruto yelled as they sat up to look at Haku.
Haku looked at the shocked teens before he shrugged. “I wanna erect a tree, so what?”
Shikamaru twitched, “B-but…”
“How will you do it?” Naruto asked.
Haku started pondering, “Hmmmm…”
Naruto scratched his head before he got an idea. “Ohh, I know what to do!” he yelled as he raised his hand.
“I’m not going to be a part of this,” Shikamaru said as he laid back down to watch the clouds go by.
“What is it?” Haku asked as he looked at Naruto.
“We seduce the tree!” Naruto said as he pointed at the tree up the hill.
“…That…is…a…great idea!” Haku said as he got up and walked up the hill.
“Hey wait for me!” Naruto yelled before he got up to follow his friend. He then stopped at looked at the lazy teen. “Shikamaru aren’t you coming with us?”
“No, too bothersome,” The boy said as he closed his eyes to block the sun.
Naruto shrugged before he ran after Haku.
When the two got to the top, they saw the tree and went towards it.
“What now?” Naruto asked as he looked at the tree.
Haku turned to Naruto, “What now? You were the one who came up with the idea!”
“…Oh yeah! Okay then, we can stoke the tree and wait until it gets an erection!” Naruto said as he put his hand on the bark of the tree and started stroking it softly.
After then minuets, Naruto gave up due to that his hand having many splinters. “It hurts!” he cried as Shikamaru took the little pieces of wood out.
Haku tried seducing the tree but nothing worked, the tree didn’t even twitched…
When Naruto returned to the hilltop to find Haku laying by the tree. “Soooooo, I take that the idea didn’t work?”
Haku shook his head before he sat up. “I have an idea!” he said as he stuck one finger up.
“What? What?” Naruto asked as he bounced up and down.
“We pull a root up and make it stand!” Haku said as his eyes sparkled with victory.
“Yeah!” Naruto yelled as he sat on his butt and started digging. He then found a root and started pulling it. But it wouldn’t budge so he sat on his feet and started pulling once more. “Arg, it’s stuck!”
Haku sighed as he crouched down behind Naruto, put his hands over Naruto’s and started pulling.
While the two boys battled out with the root, Kakashi was walking by the hilltop and heard groaning. He stopped and looked around until he saw two people, he crept closer until he saw the backs of the people. His eyes widened as he saw the two people moving back and forth groaning loudly. The perverted man giggled and started running toward a “friends” house.
The two boys stopped pulling and sat on the earth panting.
“That root just won’t quit,” Naruto said as he sat up and looked at the hole the root was in.
Haku sighed before he glared down at the not participating teen. “Oi Shikamaru, get your ass up here and help us!”
Shikamaru looked up before he sighed. “I might as well so you guys can shut up,” he said as he got up and walked up the hill. He then went to the tree and stoked it.
Naruto flinched as he felt something wet on his hand. He looked back and gasped, he then tapped Haku shoulder. Haku looked at what Naruto was pointing at before he gasped.
It was a standing wet root.
The End!
Yaoilover S: I got the tree erection from my sister when she said that she wanted to erect a tree, I told my friends about it and we made Fuko-chan seduce a tree, too bad nothing happened…
Naruto:…why did Shikamaru get to erect the tree? I’m much more good-looking than he is!
Yaoilover S: Okay, I’m not going to talk much in this chapter so I have to go now!
Naruto: What? Wait you didn’t-
Next Chapter:
Naruto tries to get his crushes to not like him but the plan backfires when he finds out that other people like him. What will happen to the little blonde when he gets asked out from Sasuke and Neji on love day? You have to wait until the next chapter….(hopefully it will come out next month…)
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