100 Themes fics

Title: Puzzle

Pairing: KakaIru

Rating: PG 13

Warnings: Yaoi M/M relationship, part of a series, COMPLETE, no sexual content (not really anyway)

Summary: Kakashi rescues Iruka from his own stupidity

Disclaimer: Kishimoto-sama still owns naruto now if only his publishers would let him draw NC-17 he could feed us fangirls... we know he would.

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He yanked at his arm, trying to free himself from the iron grip Kakashi had. "Leave me alone! What I do is none of your business!" he protested as Kakashi pulled him away from the bar, but the jounin simply shook his head and continued to drag him along.



"Go, Kakashi!" Genma cheered as they passed the blond's table. Iruka tried to turn and glare at him but his jailer yanked on his arm, pulling him through the door and out of sight of tokubetsu and his boyfriend.



He began struggling in earnest, angry at the silver-haired nin who seemed to think he was his keeper. "Let me go you prick!" Iruka yelled profanities as he kicked at the jounin's leg and nearly fell over when he was suddenly flung against a wall.



"Hit me," Kakashi's voice was surprisingly calm despite the anger that was clearly written on the visible part of his face.



"What?" Iruka blinked, dumbfounded by the statement. His head was spinning from the booze and he couldn't figure out why Kakashi even cared who he screwed.



"Hit. Me." The anger edging it's way into the jounin's voice.



"I'm not going to hit you!" Although Iruka admitted to himself, that it was quickly becoming an option.



"It'd be better than what you were looking to do." The man scowled and looked away.



"You're the one who said..." the chunin said rubbing the scar on his nose, wishing his sudden headache would go away.



"I didn't tell you to go pick somebody up in a bar!" The silver-haired man pointed angrily in the direction they'd come. "Fuck, Iruka did you even know that guy before tonight?"



Iruka didn't notice the way Kakashi drop the usual title; he'd never heard the other man yell before and it took him by surprise. "What? You expected me to take you up on your 'offer'?" He couldn't see how the man could be serious with the way he'd insulted him right after making the suggestion.



"Forget it," Kakashi growled, storming away.



Iruka stared at the retreating man's back. The brunette frowned and leaned against the wall. The man had a strange sense of logic and Iruka decided he was likely never going to puzzle it out.