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Chapter List
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(I’m thinking)
“I’m speaking”
/Author’s comments
Pairing : Harem – Naruto x Minato / Hashirama / Hiruzen / Tobirama / Shino / Iruka /
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Hiruzen had a serious look on his face “someone captured Iruka” …
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Naruto’s eyes widened. “when did this happen?”
Hashirama frowned “last night it seems. His sister came and got us today” the vampires entered the home.
“we couldn’t find a single trace of the attackers except this” Hiruzen held out the handkerchief coated in blood.
Tobirama watched as Naruto took the handkerchief and inspected it “there’s no point, we couldn’t get a scent”
“that’s because a potion is canceling out the scent, one second” the Brit took a couple of bottles from the cabinet and carefully mixed them in a bowl with a few gray berries he harvested from the vine in the attic.
“there are potions that can do that?” asked Minato curiously as he watched Naruto blend the ingredients together.
“yes, Tobirama and I heard of it before, but I don’t know anyone who tried it” admitted Hashirama.
“yeah, but there are also potions that can change your scent” said Naruto.
Hiruzen’s eyes widened “really? Why would someone want to do that?”
“it’s not that hard to believe. Many creatures rely on their sense of smell to feel another creature’s power or a possible threat or of course a mate. What if you had someone like your scent a little too much or you hated this other person’s scent to the point where you want to kill them for no real reason. Some creatures just don’t get along so having a more neutral scent, like that of a human scent, can prevent a lot of problems” the blonde Brit smiled.
“I’m so glad I met you” cried Hiruzen who has spent years dealing with exactly that problem. The headmaster slipped off his ring and reverted back to his real youthful appearance. The ring could get damaged in a fight so it’s best to leave it off …
”I bet you are Hiruzen”
The headmaster gulped and turned “Shibi, Shino … I was going to explain, honest”
Shibi chuckled “there’s no need. You had to deliver Naruto’s medicine indirectly … I wouldn’t have taken it otherwise. Thank you both” Naruto and Hiruzen smiled …
“are you done playing with your berries? Iruka needs help” muttered an impatient Tobirama.
“you are more than welcome to play with my berries and see if I go faster” Naruto smirked as Tobirama clearly looked embarrassed at stepping into the sexual word play that made everyone else chuckle or blush “I’ll go finish the process” he took out a long match from a cabinet and lit the solution … he dropped the fabric with the blood sample in and watched it burn. He stepped forward with his back to them …
If they looked over his shoulder to see what he was doing at that exact moment they would’ve been shocked to see him stick his hand in the flames, but he wasn’t burned …
… Instead of being burned, however, beautiful black fur appeared where the flame caressed his skin as his fingers moved the mixture so everything would turn to ash … his nails became sharp black claws … He tapped a small piece of what looked like red glass hidden in the ashes with his claw and blew out the small flame … the fur and claws receded back into his skin before anyone saw it …
“all done” he held up the fragment of glass.
Hashirama raised an eyebrow “what’s that?”
“your scent” said the transfer student and he shocked everyone by tossing the ‘glass’ on the table letting it shatter into several tiny shards.
“why did you do that- … oooh … that’s cool” Hashirama and the other vampires looked in amazement at the shards.
Shino raised an eyebrow “what? Is it helpful?”
“you could say that … the process of removing a potion like that turns the blood solid and glass like in appearance. Smashing it releases the scent- … you know this person I take it” stated Naruto as he noticed the vampires growl angrily …
“Mizuki” snarled Hiruzen.
“really? He is a fool for coming back here” muttered Shibi and he turned to Naruto “Mizuki was a teacher at the high school near the college campus and was thrown out for trying to sell a student … he was also Iruka’s old friend and a goblin” he explained.
Minato frowned “yeah … wait, there’s something else … another smell … it’s dirt from the underground”
“underground?” asked Naruto.
“this village was rebuilt over another village so the lower levels are called the underground. Mizuki is most likely hiding down there, but I have no clue where to begin” said Tobirama.
“we do, our insects have told us a great deal about the underground. We’ll show you around” said Shibi as he and Shino stood up.
Naruto grabbed a bag from the nearby closet “I’ll go to”
“no Naruto. It will be too dangerous. Stay here” Hiruzen ordered sternly.
“do any of you know how to stop excessive bleeding on a merman or keep his gills open so he can breathe or descale him?” Naruto smirked as he was gifted with completely blank looks “guess I’m going then”
Tobirama sighed “fine, but stay near us. We can’t afford for you to get hurt”
Naruto leaned over and whispered softly into Tobirama’s ear “glad to see you’re warming up to me” he smiled as the gray haired professor walked away quickly with a light blush … (looks like that potion did the trick … their blood is moving again)
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“so this is the underground … reminds me of some ruins I fell into when I was a kid back in London” mused the blonde healer as they went down a series of dark stairs and tunnels of the long forgotten buildings under Konoha.
“yes I suppose ruins is a good way to describe it … Shibi where do we go now?” asked Hiruzen.
“there are a few spots” the insect charmer said.
“is the closest one near water? I know the potion Mizuki used only lasts a few minutes so the closet might be the best and getting Iruka to water quickly is a priority” suggested Naruto.
Shino gave a rare smile “yes it is, it’s down that hall”
The five minutes it took to travel down the dark hall seemed to take forever …
“I can smell Mizuki’s scent now-whoa” Minato slipped on a damaged step and fell back against Naruto’s chest … Naruto’s surprisingly strong and muscled chest which he couldn’t help but notice through the healer’s white shirt, the youngest vampire looked up in the darkness and felt his cheeks heat up “s-sorry” he squeaked and was glad humans couldn’t see in this light …
Hiruzen growled “I smell them … and two more goblins” they slowly moved closer to a lit room and heard the goblins talking about harvesting pearls from Iruka. Naruto was furious at the thought … it was a painful process involving making several cuts on the merman’s skin under the scales and pouring an acid on it so his body will go into overdrive to heal itself thus making a pearl instead of scars … it was disgusting …
Apparently the others thought so as well because they all rushed the goblins leaving Naruto alone …
(they’re lucky I’m not as human as my scent suggests or I would be in trouble) he thought as he went over to a to down a short hall and into a cave with a pool where Iruka was tied to the wall just under the surface … Iruka was an incredible merman with a long shimmering dark green tail. Naruto couldn’t resist admiring the professor as he set his bag down and broke the ropes “sick bastards put something in the water to drug him” he hissed as he noticed the pale complexion on Iruka’s face … he turned and saw a gray haired man run into the cave.
“those idiots can distract the vampires while I get my meal ticket out of here- … hey who are you?!” he snapped as he finally noticed Naruto was pulling Iruka out of the water
“I’m taking Iruka out of here” said the British blonde as he laid Iruka on the bank of the water.
“you’re just a human so get lost!” his skin turned red and his teeth became very sharp as dagger like horns sprouted out of his head … the man was now a goblin, but where most humans would scream and run Naruto just … looked annoyed.
“now I wouldn’t be a good doctor if I abandon my patients or let my patients protect me” said Naruto calmly.
“you are one stupid human” said the goblin and he threw a punch at the blonde … at least he tried, but much to his shock the blonde caught his wrist.
Naruto’s eyes changed from blue to red with flecks of golds, yellows and oranges as the whites of his eyes turned black. His eyes looked like fire “you are ticking me off” the blonde casually squeezed the goblin’s wrist earning a cry of pain before letting go.
“WHAT ARE YOU?”
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Hashirama froze as he heard a scream “what was that? … where’s Naruto?!” the insect charmers and vampires looked around, but the only blonde there was Minato.
The other two red skinned goblins glared “fucking vampires RUN” both goblins sprayed a thick vile smelling smoke out of their mouths and while everyone was gagging on the horrific vapors.
“the *cough* bastards got *cough* away *cough*”gasped Tobirama.
Minato frowned “forget about them *cough* we should find Naruto!” the smoke cleared just enough for them to find the Brit’s scent … the vampires ran down a into a cave with the insect charmers in hot pursuit. They all entered the cave and were relieved to see Naruto safe and checking a sleeping Iruka.
“thank god you’re safe Naruto! Would you please not run off-” Hiruzen stopped his scolding when his foot hit something … the headmaster looked down and he sweat dropped as he saw a gray haired man out cold on the ground sporting a large lump on his head “it’s Mizuki … what happened here?”
“Mizuki came to take Iruka. Something scared him. He screamed and fell hitting his head on that rock” muttered Naruto who seemed slightly irritated.
Shibi raised an eyebrow “you ok Naruto?”
“I wasn’t that bloody scary” muttered the healer with an obvious twitch tugging at his eyebrow out of annoyance … or embarrassment, it was hard to say.
“no you aren’t … guess you startled him” said Hashirama between chuckles. The idea of Naruto being scary was ridiculous!
Hiruzen smiled “well we got to Iruka and that’s what matters. Is he hurt?”
“merpeople are amongst the toughest creatures out there. It would’ve taken them a couple days to get through a healthy merman’s scales to start the pearl making process” said Naruto with little concern.
Tobirama’s jaw dropped “so wait … you were bluffing before! About the bleeding and descaling! Why? So you could come-”
“I came because you didn’t know I was bluffing” said Naruto pointedly.
Hiruzen ‘s eyes widened “ignorance isn’t really bliss … he makes a good point” Shino nodded and noticed slight scorch mark on the ground, but thought nothing of it …
“yes, it seems if we want to avoid issues like this we will have to learn some things too … we could’ve easily done more damage than good without knowing” said Shibi.
“true, but we should get Iruka to my place so he can recover from whatever he was drugged with” said Naruto. Minato stepped forward and bent down to try to pick up the professor “errr … mermen are solid muscle so they’re pretty … heavy” Naruto sweat dropped as he watched the youngest vampire try to lift the merman completely off the ground … he couldn’t do it easily.
With Minato carrying Iruka’s upper body, Tobirama holding Iruka midsection and Hiruzen carrying the shimmering green tail they raced back to the mansion before anyone saw the merman wrapped in a warm blanket from Naruto’s bag.
Hashirama frowned as he opened the door so his fellow vampires could enter the mansion “shouldn’t Iruka have changed back by now? I’m sure he’s dry”
“yes, but the drugs in his system are keeping from doing so. Follow me” Naruto led them to the kitchen and pulled on an old sconce on the wall … moments later a bookcase in the living room swiveled around revealing a room.
“WOW so cool!” yelled Hashirama as he poked his head into the dark room and flicked on the lights. The secret room held a beautiful large and deep koi pond that had a bridge going across it to a set of toys and books. The fish were no longer there, but it was recently cleaned and filled with fresh crystal clear water …
Naruto smiled “yep, this is one of many secret rooms and passages I’ve found in this place. Just lower him in, don’t worry if he goes under the water completely” he said as Minato, Tobirama and Hiruzen carefully placed the merman into the water “I would’ve had to use the underwater lake in the cellar passage, but with that place not being blocked off it would be too dangerous to put an unconscious merman in a lake with tides and currents”
Shino nodded “that’s a logical move … the Uzumakis were merpeople so they must’ve put young water children in here to learn to swim … what’s that stuff?” Shino asked as he saw Naruto sprinkle a bunch of small colorful crystals into the water.
“special bath salts that will help him recover. You guys should go” said Naruto.
The vampires and insect charmers almost pouted “why do we have to go?” Hashirama whined.
“I don’t mind if you guys stay, but spending nights with a student might lead to some misconceptions” the vampires blushed just as brightly as the insect charmers “that and someone should inform his sister that he is safe … Hiruzen, your ring” the headmaster quickly snatched the ring and followed the others out … Naruto sighed as he sat down across from the secret room and listened to the water ripple. If he was going to help this village he had to talk to Iruka and earn his trust, but he knows a frightened Merman is dangerous.
Now to wait and see if Iruka will talk to him or try to kill him …
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