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The Banishing Act	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto Crossovers > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 18142 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
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(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
"Demon / summon / ghost speaking" 
(Demon / summon / ghost thinking) 
/Author's comments;
Pairing: Naruto x ?
Last Time:
A second later a spiraling vortex opened up and took their the blonde friend away to another unknown place ...
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Naruto went flying through the vortex and landed in a shallow river "I'm never going to get used to that ... Kyu, you alright?" Kyu flopped out of his pocket and yipped, he looked like a drowned rat, but was ok "now what do I need here?" he pulled out the paper's as Kyu shook off the water.

Destination:
Items:
Giant lizard tooth

"one item? That's it? ... and why isn't there a label for the destination? ahhh" the blonde hissed in pain and pulled off his glove to look at the mark ... it was moving fast!
"oh shit! Lets move Kyu, I hope Giant Lizards are as easy to find here as it is back home" exclaimed the very worried blonde.
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Two boys stood across from each other on either side of a stream. They skipped a pebble across the stream effectively exchanging pebbles, but each pebble had a warning that basically said 'run', but before either boy could heed the warning ninja charged from both sides of the stream.
One young gray haired ninja charged a black haired ninja making one of the pebble throwing boys scream "Izuna!" as the raven was about to be killed.
*bang*crash* "heel Bessy heel! Look out below!" a massive lizard rampaged into the shallow stream. The scaly skin repelled the gray haired ninja’s strike and saved the raven, but the lizard’s tail whirled around knocking out the two older ninja leaving the four young shinobi as the only witnesses to what happened next.
"is that a kid? he's insane!" said the awestruck gray haired ninja when he saw a tuff of blonde hair on the lizard's head. The boy was thrown from the lizard's head and landed in the stream in front of the ninja who apparently forgot that they were fighting only seconds ago. Before anyone could help the blonde kid the furious lizard charged ...
"I said Heel!" the blonde stood on the water and moved his arms in a series of smooth movements … the water came alive and wrapped around the lizard before freezing into a block of ice that held the reptile hostage.
“wow, Hashirama, did you see that?” asked the gray haired boy as the blonde disappeared into the forest with a little fox following him.
“yes I did Tobirama … hey Madara, how’s your brother?” asked Hashirama as the blonde came back with a big stick.
Madara finished checking a gash on Izuna’s cheek “he’ll be fine … what the hell?” the blonde opened the lizard’s mouth and wedged the stick in place to keep the jaws propped open before walking into the mouth! They all watched in disbelief as the blonde began to pry out a tooth.
*pop* a very decayed tooth popped out of the lizard’s mouth and rolled to the ground “yay, got one! … ewww so that’s why your supposed to brush-” *snap*chomp* the stick broke and the jaws snapped shut with the blonde inside “HELP!”
“Shit, stay calm” yelled Hashirama as he and the three other boys tried to open the jaws. Somewhere in the back of their minds they wondered why they cared about the boy. The little fox hopped around in worry as the boys pushed the jaws open and released his blonde companion.
“thanks” gasped the blonde as he tumbled out of the lizard’s mouth.
Izuna reached over and bopped the kid on the kid on the head “what were you thinking going in there in the first place?” scolded Izuna who was a little stunned at the amount of concern in his voice.
“how else was I supposed to get a tooth?” the blonde pouted, he felt like his Jiji was scolding him.
“why do you need a lizard’s tooth?” asked Tobirama.
“so I can do this” said the blonde as he pulled out some papers and put the tooth on them. A swirling vortex opened up and pulled the blonde kid and his fox into it …
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The vortex opened up and the first thing Naruto saw was a bullet of water flying right at him and then darkness …
“oh shit, I hit something” a figure of a teenage boy came closer and panicked “oh my god, I hit a kid! It’s ok, you’ll be alright” the teen wrapped the boy in a blanket and ran towards the nearest hospital unaware of a little fox following him.
A nurse smiled as the teen entered the hospital “hi Hiruzen, what’s up?”
“please Biwako I need help!” Hiruzen pulled back blanket to reveal a blonde boy who was badly hurt.
“oh god” she called for a team of medics and they laid the boy on the hospital bed “what happened Hiruzen?” she asked as they rolled the boy to the operating room.
“I was training and he appeared out of no where when I shot a water bullet!” explained the teen.
“you shot him with a water bullet!” yelled the nurse.
“I didn’t know he-”
“that’s no excuse! Sit down, you aren’t allowed past this point” snapped Biwako.
Hiruzen stopped and watched the doors to the operating room close “she hates me” he heard a little whimper and looked down to see a little fox who was pawing at the door of the OR “hey little guy, it’s ok … are you worried about your friend?” the fox looked up at him with his ears drooping clearly sad. Hiruzen picked up the fox and gently pat it’s head trying to comfort it over the next couple hours. Finally the boy was rolled out of the room and sent to a regular hospital room.
Biwako looked at Hiruzen “he’ll be fine, a few broken bones and some internal bleeding, but it could’ve been much worse so be careful next time” she said before leaving.
“I know, lets go see him” the fox in his arms yipped happily at seeing his friend and curled up on the bed next to the blonde.
“Hiruzen what are you doing? Hashirama and Tobirama are waiting for you to meet them for team training” said a man with long spikey black hair.
“I forgot! I’ll be right back, thanks Madara” the Sarutobi bolted out of the room.
Madara chuckled, but when he looked at the boy on the bed he fell silent and his eyes widened “it couldn’t be … that was 20 years ago”
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“it’s about time Hiruzen, what did you get distracted following Biwako around?” snickered a raven haired teen.
“shut up, Danzo” he looked at his two senseis, Hashirama was looking as cheerful as ever, but Tobirama was looking a little annoyed “I’m sorry sensei, but I really need to skip this lesson-” the Sarutobi froze as a hand landed on his shoulder. He turned and saw Madara and his brother Izuna behind him … they were smiling, but they didn’t seem happy.
“you’re not going any where until you explain how a young boy was nearly killed by your jutsu” hissed Izuna.
“what?” asked Hashirama as he looked at Hiruzen who was now shaking in fear.
“that’s nothing, you won’t believe who it is” said Madara with a smirk.
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Naruto woke up to the white walls of a hospital room “that witch really is trying to kill me” he groaned and unsealed the papers.

Desination:
Items:
6 apples
7 oranges
3 6oz steaks
Vanilla ice cream
Margarita mix
Popcorn - buttered

A sweat drop appeared on the blonde’s temple “what the fuck? Is she making me do her shopping? ... well, at least it shouldn’t be difficult” he said as he realized he was in a hospital clothes. Twenty clones appeared and left through the window. That’s when he noticed something was missing … his necklace! It was always wrapped around his left wrist, but now it was gone! “where is it?” he jumped out of bed and looked around. Kyu yipped as he saw Naruto wince in pain “hey Kyu, did you see what happened to Grandma’s necklace?” Kyu yipped and bounded away.
Suddenly Naruto felt a clone dispel … he received the memory and threw open the window … there was the hokage mountain, and with only one face! “oh shit, that’s sooo not good” Kyu returned with the necklace, which was stuck to his glove. Naruto tossed the glove in the trash and sealed the necklace in his storage seal. He got back in bed just as he sensed some people headed towards his room.
The door opened “good to see you’re awake” said a man with long black hair and tan skin … it was Hashirama Senju the first hokage! Everything clicked when he remembered what happened in the previous world. He knew those names sounded familiar, but history was his worst subject … sleeping was the only thing he accomplished.
“ummm … yeah, hi I’m Naruto” he had no idea what to say …
“I’m Hashirama and this is Tobirama, Madara, Izuna” Naruto twitched slightly, he at least knew Izuna was supposed to be dead, how does this change things? “Danzo and Hiruzen” the blonde was torn, a part of him wanted desperately to hug his Jiji, but the other part wanted to kill Danzo.
Hiruzen smiled “ thank god you’re alright, I’m so sorry for hitting you. I really didn’t know you were there”
“it’s ok, I’m fine. I wasn’t really your fault. I can’t control the landing-”
Danzo scoffed “how do we know you aren’t a spy?”
“yes I’m a spy and my evil plan was to cause as much attention as possible and get all to strongest people in the village together since I’m clearly capable of defeating them even when injured” said the blonde sarcastically as he shot Danzo a ‘what the fuck are you smoking’ look. Danzo glared at the blonde as everyone else snickered at his paranoia.
Tobirama raised an eyebrow “by ‘landing’ you mean of that vortex we saw you disappear into? What is that and why haven’t you changed in twenty years?”
Naruto frowned, they might think he’s nuts if he explained about being cursed by a witch, but maybe they could help “it’s a jutsu … kind of … someone put it on me and I have no control over it and technically it hasn’t been 20 years for-” pain erupted in his chest and he started coughing up blood … he couldn’t get another word out.
“we need help in here!” yelled Izuna
Biwako came flying into the room and placed an oxygen mask on Naruto “all of you OUT! You’re clearly stressing my patient” a demonic aura cloaked the medic … the ninja all ran out of the room “they’re gone now, breathe … that’s right deep breaths. You shouldn’t stress yourself”
“sorry” he gasped, he knew it was the spider’s doing not his rather minor injuries.
“it wouldn’t be good if we had healthy young men dropping like flies … I guess that has been happening after those issues at the training cave”
“training cave!? Where is it?”
“yes that huge training complex just a few days southwest of the village, now get some rest” she ordered before leaving the room.
Naruto looked at Kyu “both Jiji and the pervy sage mentioned that place … we have to find it” he found his clothes in a bag and changed back into them, but kept his necklace hidden in his storage seal. His clones returned and he put everything except one apple on the papers before leaving through the window.
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Hashirama couldn’t get the boy off his mind so he went back to the hospital. The second he stepped through the door he knew something was wrong … the blonde was a clone. He dispelled the clone and called Biwako “it seems your patient slipped away, any idea where he went?”
“no I - … oh no”
“what is it?” asked the hokage, he didn’t like the look of worry on the medics face.
“I think he went to the training caves”
“what?! That place is surrounded by enemy ninja!”
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“almost there” said Naruto, his air bending helped him reach the complex in only a day, but he could easily see signs that people were there. As he approached he could sense several ninja … he forgot he was in the time during the first ninja war.
A ninja spotted him “get back here kid!” yelled the ninja as Naruto bolted down the tunnel. The ninja chased after him while firing earth and mud jutsus at him, but he bent the earth to create a barrier and ran ahead. A red bridge came into view and he quickly picked a spot in the stone courtyard. He unsealed his Jiji’s book and some sealing ink and began copying down a seal that acts like a recorder. A few tweaks had to be made so the seal would go off when Jiraiya came near it after his banishment and not before.
“shit, why did Jiji have great hand writing, but use such crappy note taking methods” he cursed as he tried to hurry. Kyu jumped off Naruto and stood watch for the enemy ninjas “got it!” he channeled his chakra into the seal to activate it.
A bright flash of light was seen followed by a *bang* as the ninja tried to break through Naruto’s barrier. He tried to stay focused and spoke into the seal.
"I hope this works, if you can hear me pervy sage ... I'm sorry ... I don't know if I'll make it out of this one-" Naruto collapsed clutching his chest in pain and started coughing violently, blood seeped between the fingers of the hand covering his mouth and dripped onto the ground.
"I don't have much time left ... tell Granny I love her and I still have her necklace ... they didn't give me any time to say goodbye before kicking me out of the village ... tell that bitch Hinata I'm not the idiot she believed me to be, flip Sakura and that bastard Kakashi off for me ..." a little red fox hopped onto the blonde's shoulder "you don't have to stay Kyu" the fox held onto his shoulder stubbornly making the blonde chuckle as he stood up "well, I guess-"
*boom* "they got past my barrier ... " a projectile zipped past the blonde's head "shit ... they're here" Naruto turned to see several ninjas wielding deadly weapons ready to attack.
Kyu growled ...
"if I make it, I'll get another message to you" Naruto whipped the blood off his chin and braced himself … the seal stopped recording and the ninja charged …
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