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A Crafty Chameleon	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 28015 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 4
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Chapter List
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(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
"Demon / summon / ghost speaking"
 (Demon / summon / ghost thinking) 
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Pairing: Harem – Naruto x OC 'Dan' / Ranmaru /
Last Time:
... fucking D rank missions!
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"Naruto help!" yelled Natsu as he was dragged along the ground by a group of dogs.
"remember when I said it was a bad idea to walk all those dogs at once, yeah, that was me helping" the blonde sighed as his brother continued yelling, so he grabbed all the leashes from Natsu's hands and said in a loud stern voice "Sit" every dog sat and stayed quiet.
Natsu blinked "wow ... how'd you do that?"
"you just have to make it clear who's in charge ... here you take these three" he gave three leashes to Natsu and he took the others. They finished walking the dogs without any other problems.
"thanks Naruto ... wait, where did the rest of our team go?" asked the ruffled orange haired twin.
The blonde pointed to a house with a blue roof "Sasuke and Sakura are painting that house over there and our senseis are stalking us"
The smaller twin blinked and looked behind him ... Kakashi and Kushina were indeed following them!
A sweat drop appeared on Natsu's temple "what are you guys doing?"
Kushina pouted and they came out of hiding "n-nothing"
Naruto looked at the red head "really, looked like you were stalking us"
"we were just ... errr" Kakashi couldn't come up with a valid excuse. They've been doing things like this since they went through their punishments three weeks ago.
Sasuke and Sakura came towards them "we finished painting" grumbled the pinkette as she flicked paint off her clothes.
"good lets go get another mission" said Kushina
All the genin groaned except Naruto who was too well trained to complain and Natsu who liked just spending time with Naruto ...
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Minato sat at his desk trying get the haunting images of Naruto's life out of his head. He felt so stupid. All those times Jiraiya gave him updates he never once asked about the son he left behind. If he just asked maybe this could've been avoided ...
Hell, he and Kushina risked coming into the village early to place flowers on the Uchiha's grave before meeting Naruto, but now that they knew their old friends were behind many of the attacks on their son they felt sick calling the Uchihas human, let alone friends ...
The hokage frowned, he screwed up so badly. They always knew they would have to earn Naruto's forgiveness, but at the time they thought he would have a happy life, not this hell ...
Kushina, Kakashi and their team entered his office "we're ready for another mission-"
"please don't give us another chore" wailed the pink banshee as Sasuke nodded in agreement.
The hokage chuckled and looked at Naruto and Natsu "would you guys like a higher ranked mission too?"
Natsu shrugged "fine with me"
"what about you Naruto?" asked Minato
"sure" shrugged the ROOT agent (not like it matters since Opa is still giving me missions. I can survive a few boring ones ... Jiji is still a sneaky old man, not telling Minato about using the shadow cone jutsu to do paperwork is an awesome idea) the 'genin' mentally snickered as he saw the massive stacks of paper next to Minato.
"Kushina as sensei it's your decision" Kakashi winced as his sensei completely ignored his presence. It's been like this since Minato found out about how he treated Naruto.
The red head smiled "I think it's time"
Minato rummaged through his papers "here's one, an escort mission to wave. You can send in the client now"
An old man reeking of alcohol entered the room "these kids are supposed to be ninja? They're just brats! What's with the pink and red hair is this Valentines day and carrot top over there looks like a wimp, but the one with the duck ass on his head is the worst. The only one here who looks like he could put up a fight is the blonde with the brass knuckles" he slurred making everyone glare at him.
Naruto grabbed Natsu before he could charge the old drunk "you can't kill the client Natsu"
The smaller twin stopped struggling long enough to notice that Naruto's arms were wrapped around his waist his cheeks redden slightly.
"Tazuna, my ninjas are all well trained and will be able to help you. You all leave tomorrow dismissed, except for you Naruto ..." everyone left leaving the two blondes alone. Minato smiled and pulled out a tri pronged kunai "Naruto I want you to have this, it's one of my special kunais. If you need help just use it and I'll be there in a flash"
The ROOT agent sweat dropped at the bad pun "Sorry hokage-sama, you're very attractive, but not my type. I have no interest in being flashed by you" Minato twitched at the perverted twist to his pun.
As Naruto turned to leave Minato grabbed his shoulder stopping him "please Naruto, give us a chance"
"hokage-sama, I made it clear that you won't ever be called dad by me. Only one person earned that title. We will only have a professional relationship since I clearly can't trust you-"
"but you can Naruto" pleaded the hokage
The shapeshifter shook his head "trust like respect has to be earned. What have you done to show that I can trust you? Abandon me for 18 years, never telling Natsu about me, deny ever knowing the Uchihas, or giving me nothing but lies and half truths ... yes you clearly deserve my trust" said the sarcastic ROOT agent.
"we never lied-"
Naruto sighed "Minato my Dad was Jiraiya's old teammate, you don't think he told me about you having the toad contract or that you, Kushina, Fugaku and Mikoto were childhood friends ... you saw a small piece of my life, you should know that I've had been lied to and hurt before and I won't trust someone who hides things from me for example, why didn't you ask Jiraiya or the toads to check on me? Or why did you not come back when you finished Natsu's training-"
"we did"
"Mina isn't an accident, right?" Minato shook his head "no, ok why would anyone plan to have a kid in the middle of training? No one would, you finished training Natsu then decided to have another kid instead of going home, why? And why would you leave only me? Taking all your kids people know about and the one with demon chakra, but leave the one unknown child behind ... that reeks of fear, what were you afraid of?" Minato's mouth was opening and closing as if he wanted to say something, but couldn't "no response? Well, nothings going to happen until you start filling the holes in your story" Naruto finally left.
After walking away and finding a secluded spot Naruto removed his trench coat "sneaky bastard" there on his coat where Minato touched him was a Hiraishin seal! Naruto picked up a rock and did a few hand signs. The hiraishin seal popped off his trench coat and stuck to the rock which Naruto tossed over the nearest fence.
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Orochimaru smiled as he held up a bottle of pills "finished just in time. These new food pills should help Naruto sustain his metabolism during his mission with those boneheads" he entered the house "hey I'm home" *splash*tinkle*splash* "what was that?"He went into the kitchen and saw a small tub on the kitchen island. Inside the tub was an oyster laying in a bed of sand and next to the tub was a bowl of ... marbles?
A genjutsu grabbed the snake sage and he heard a voice "hey Dad"
''Naruto? What are you doing?" asked the stupefied father as he stared at the oyster.
oyster/Naruto said "it's almost Mina's birthday! I decided to use my bloodlines to make a present for her, but turning into a ghost might scare her so that left me with Mimic and Shifter. The Sharingan, Byakugan and Ranmaru's bloodline didn't do the trick so I'm using the Wood release and Shifter to make it. Once I get these pearls right I'm gonna try making silk. Which do you like?"
The snake sage gave an amused chuckled and looked in the bowl "so that's what these are ... oh wow, these are impressive! I think she'll like the pink ones the best ... what are you going to make?"
"a small music box or jewelry box and a hair tie!" *splash* oyster/Naruto hopped out of the tub *tinkle* he opened his shell and a pearl popped out into the bowl*slpash* he hopped back into the tub "two more ... I need to make silk now ... hmmm"
"try spider silk, it's very rare"
"sounds good!"
Two hours later ...
Hiruzen walked through the door "I'm home-" *click*click*click*click*click* he turned to the source of the clicking and saw a spider with a pair of knitting needles. The spider paused and blinked at him with all eight eyes before continuing its knitting "... I'm not even going to ask"
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Most of team 7 were waiting at the gate so they could leave"hey Naruto ... why do you have our client and Kakashi?" asked Kushina who was watching the blonde drag the two men by their collars.
Naruto frowned "I found these idiots at a tavern getting drunk, time to sober up" he pulled out a scroll and opened it revealing a seal. A large amount of water shot out of the seal and splashed the two drunks.
After a thorough soaking they were ready to hit the road "yes, first C rank, I can't wait! Tazuna what's Wave like?" asked the pinkette.
Tazuna looked nervous "well ... it's a small fishing village and I'm going there to complete a bridge" the bride builder was hedging and that's something that didn't go unnoticed by the ROOT agent.
Natsu pouted "I hope there aren't any delays, I don't want to miss Mina's birthday"
"who's Mina?" asked the old drunk
Kushina smiled "my baby girl, she turning five" the two jonin's didn't see the look of regret cross Tazuna's face, but Naruto did and it set off several alarm bells in his head.
Static over the goggles caught his attention and he heard his Opa's voice: ~Naruto, the mission you're on is at least an A rank, be on guard ...~ Naruto tapped morse code on the rim of his goggles confirming that he received the message.
Moments later everything happened at once ...
Kakashi and Kushina dropped to the back of the group ...
They past a puddle ...
Two ninja jumped out and wrapped the two senseis in chains and killed them ...
The enemy nin charged ...
The three genin were frozen, but the ROOT agent wasn't ...
Naruto shot forward and ducked a slash from one nin's claw like weapons before slamming a chakra enhanced fist into his stomach. A knife appeared in Naruto's hand only to land in the leg of the second enemy nin.
The supposedly dead senseis reappeared "Mom, you're alive!" yelled Natsu
"yes honey, Kakashi and I made you think that so we could see what these guess wanted ... that was amazing Naruto, but you took them out- ...where are you going?"
"there're other ways of extracting information that don't include putting clients and genin at risk" the red head and silver haired nin flinched as the blonde dragged the two enemy ninja into the forest. He reappeared a minute later wiping blood off a knife. The knife vanished and in its place was a gun.
*click* the safety was flicked off and Naruto placed the gun against Tazuna's temple "Gato, start talking" Tazuna spilled his entire heart wrenching story about his poverty stricken town being controlled by a corrupt crime lord and how he couldn't afford anything above a C rank mission. Nearly everyone had tears, but Naruto was not moved. They all agreed to continue the mission.
As they started walking Naruto looked at Tazuna "Tazuna, when you requested a mission did you receive a pamphlet?" Tazuna nodded and gave it to him and the blonde read aloud " 'the mission prices above are fixed, but we have exceptions. If you can not afford a certain level of mission then state you case directly to the hokage. If it's possible a payment plan could arranged or if your situation is truly dire the cost could be waved completely especially in a case where a trade contract could be beneficial for both parties' " everyone glanced at the shocked bridge builder ... Tazuna didn't need to pay a cent or put inexperienced ninja in danger.
Cue awkward silence ...
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