Make Em British | By : PrettyKitty93 Category: Naruto AU/AR > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1513 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
Disclaimer: I do not own the Naruto series or any of the characters, they are the property of Masashi Kishimoto. This is just for fun, I do not make any money from this fic. |
Make 'Em British
Chapter Seven: Triplets
Dinner was oddly relaxed, Naruto was being his usual self, making jokes along with his sister Nami, and even when he made a cute crack at Edward, the person in question surprisingly didn't lash out. Apparently, masturbating made him feel better than he thought (but like hell he'd tell anyone that's why he was calmer.)
The young woman from earlier was still here, along with the three boys who hadn't oddly spoken a word since they'd been here. Edward finally decided to ask what was up.
"How do you all know each other Saffron, Miss Nami?" Edward politely interrupted.
"Oh my, is that Edward?" the woman exclaimed, smiling. "At first I didn't even recognize him but… gosh! He's a grown man now!"
Now Edward and Naruto were really confused.
"I remember him when he was two feet high, he always sounded so cute!"
"How do you remember me?" he inquired.
"Well I guess you don't remember when we were in the orphanage, since you were kind of young. She was my friend in the orphanage, and those three are her little brothers, they're eighteen," Saffron thoroughly explained, motioning to the three identical boys. "There's Hayden… (she pointed to the husky one), Rainer… (pointing to the muscular one), …and Addison (pointing to the feminine looking one)."
"I definitely don't remember them," Edward remarked, in an unintentionally stand-offish way that immediately offended the brothers.
"No need to be rude about it," Rainer snapped, folding his arms. "Like we'd remember you anyways."
"See that's why I didn't want to come here, all rich people are stuck-up, rude, and always-" Hayden began to say, before his sister elbowed him. "Lydia!" he whined.
"Stop being rude, damn nuances," she complained.
"He was rude first! I don't care what kind of people he comes from if he wants to act snooty I'll lay him out!" Rainer threatened.
"And if you even try to lay a hand on him I swear I'll-" Naruto yelled, jumping up from his seat.
"What the fuck are you gonna do huh? You wanna come over here and tell me what you're gonna do?" Rainer shouted back, jumping up from his seat as well, throwing his hand up in a 'come over here if you're tough' manner.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU!" Nami screamed, stunning them all. "Now, sit down and fucking eat your fucking dinner before I fucking lay you all out!"
The two boys, with widened eyes, sat back down and continued eating, and so did everyone else, and there wasn't a single word uttered for… awhile, anyway.
The silence was shattered when a loud belch came from Rainer.
"Rainy…" Lydia warned.
"Coke'll do that to ya sis," Hayden commented, before he and his brother laughed. Then Hayden himself let out a long burp of his own.
"Sprite doesn't work as well," Naruto advised him.
"Eh, oh well, I don't really care for Coke or Sprite, Mountain Dew is my drink of choice," Hayden admitted. "Let's see what you got blondie," the boy challenged.
Naruto took a large swig of his own Sprite, before emitting a belch longer than Hayden's.
"Nami, should you really let them drink the contaminated sodas?" Saffron whispered.
"Eh, it'll make things interesting, besides, Hayden won't be effected because the only thing in the Sprite is the serum that affects only Naruto," Nami explained.
"You have a sick sense of humor," Saffron sighed, imagining the chaos that would ensue now that four more people are moving into the house.
Yes, all four of them are going to be staying there because the house that Lydia bought to raise her baby brothers in is being repossessed because she just couldn't keep up with the payments. No where else to go, she turned to her old friend Saffron who talked to Nami for her, and Lydia asked Nami for nothing more than room and board for them all in exchange for working at the mansion. Nami agreed. Only because, well, Nami was going to be having more fun with more boys for her brother to play with.
And, one more girl for her to play with as well.
To Be Continued
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