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Wrong Call	By : HeartlessArchAngel Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Naruto/Sasuke Views: 1405 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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Chapter List
- 1-I
- 2-II
- 3-III
- 4-IV
- 5-V
- 6-VI
- 7-A/N and a commercial
- 8-1.a
- 9-1.b
- 10-1.c
- 6
- 7
- 8
Note:

Okay, this is just a
commercial and some boring author�s note, which by the way you should really
need to read�

So on with the commercial

Paper Sticking Out of My
Chair

By: Late-Sleeper

Beta-reader:
Pay Backs a Bitch

Sasuke
stretched his tired and sore muscles; he gave a loud sigh of relief as he
glanced at the stack of papers on his table. He smiled a bit on how much work
he finished in a matter of days.

He
yawned and scooted a bit on his seat.

Then he
felt it� a strange pricking sensation on his butt. He frowned and tried to
feel what it was with his fingers. He frowned when his fingers touched a
crumpled paper. He pulled it out and tried smoothing it.

He
studied the wrinkled paper and his frown deepened even more. The only
thing written on the paper where bunch of numbers. Cell phone numbers
probably.

A rare
smile plastered on lips and he proceeded to whip his phone and punched the
numbers written on the paper.

Ring.

Ring.

Ring.

Sasuke
hesitated and almost ended the call.

Ring.

Click.

"Hello." A somewhat childish voice flowed through the other line.

"�"

"Hey,
who's this?" A grump and a cracking sound possibly chips being eaten are
heard. Sasuke�s nose wrinkled in annoyance. He
hated people who eat and talk on the phone at the same time.

"�"

"Hey,
hey, who�s this?"

"Dobe,
you left your number on my chair."

"Huh?
What the hell are you talking about?"

"You
leaving your number on someone
else�s chair."

"Which I did not do!
What the hell is your problem?!" Sasuke heard a
grump then more swallowing and crunching of chips.

"How
old are you?"

"What?
Why? Are you some kind of stalker?"

�You
wish dobe. I was just thinking that you might be a middle-school student.�

�Huh?
Why?�

�Because you have no manners
what so ever.
Didn�t your parents teach you not to eat while you�re on the phone?�

�Bastard!
If you must know I�m twenty-five and I�m a
grown man, teme.�

�Dobe.�
Sasuke smiled at the other man�s idiocy.

�Teme.
Who are you anyway?"

"The
owner of the chair you�ve vandalized with your stupid number."

"I told
you I don�t know what the hell you�re talking about."

"Whatever."

"You�re
a stalker aren�t you?"

"Dobe,
dream on. I told you I�m not."

"How
did you get my number?"

"Idiot,
weren�t you listening?
You left your number on my chair."

"Oh yeah.
Hehehe."

"Dobe."

"Quit
calling me that!"

"Then
what do you want me to call you?"

"The
name�s Naruto! Remember that!"

"Dobe.
You shouldn�t give your name to strangers, didn�t your mother
tell you that."

A
pregnant pause and some shuffling was heard.

"I�m an
orphan."

"Sorry."

"Hey
mister stalker what�s your name?"

"Why
would I give it to you?"

"Bastard because I told you mine.�

��

�Come
on Teme!�

"Sasuke.�

"Huh?�

"Dobe,
I said my name is Sasuke."

"Oh.
Hehehe." A low chuckle flowed from the phone and
Sasuke couldn�t help but smile along.

"You�re
weird.�

"Says the man who�s calling
me even though he doesn�t know me."

"�"

�Hey,
why did you even call the number?�

�Why?�

�Because��

�Because?�

�Argghhh.
Hey are you some kind of a pervert?�

�Maybe.�
A snicker escaped from Sasuke�s lips
involuntarily.

"I am
hanging up."

"Okay."

�Okay?
Just okay? Hey! You know me, don�t you?�

"Of course."

"Ah.
How? Wha?"

"You�re
Naruto, right?"

"How
did you know that?"

"Dobe."
The raven couldn�t help but smirk and shook his head in amusement. This is the
first time he found someone interesting enough to talk without discussing
about some business. The dobe was really an
interesting person.

"Who
are you?"

"I
thought we already stabilized that dobe. I�m Sasuke"

"You�re
Kiba aren�t you. Dog-breath, is this
you�re kind of a sick joke?" �Kiba� The name
was a bit familiar to Sasuke somehow. He swear he heard it somewhere before.
When and where he wondered.

"Dobe.
I told you I�m Sasuke."

"Then
what the hell do you want from me?"

�Hmmm��

"What?!"

"Phone
sex�" Sasuke tried hard to restrain his amusement
from showing in his voice although in the inside he was banging his
head as he laughed his ass off.

"What?!
Wha�wha�What the hell are you talking about?"

"Well?"

"Huh?"

"Do you
want to or not?"

�Wha?!
Hey, are you sure this ain�t a joke?�

�Yes.�

"You
really don't know me?"

"Uh huh."

"You
don't know where I live? Or where I work?"

"Dobe."

"Hmm��

�Is
that a yes?�

�You�re
weird.�

�Says the person who�s still
talking to a pervert.�

"Oh
yeah, you�re a pervert."

"Do you
want to do it?"

"Teme,
I don't even know you."

"I just
told you my name. So are we on?"

�Pervert.�

�I
thought we already stabilized that?�

�Arghh�this
is so fuck up! I don�t even know you?!� Sasuke groaned in frustration. The
dobe was repeating his question like a broken CD.

"Well
you know my name."

"That�s
all I know�and that you are a pervert."

"Well,
I know your name and your number."

"Yeah,
as if that would make a difference. Tell me something new."

�I also
know you�re gay.�

�Wha�how�hey�you
do know me!� Sasuke lips broke in too a large grin. BINGO!

�Nope.
I have a gay-dar. I can sense that you want it too��

�What
no way! I don�t even like you asshole.�

�Really?�

�Yes,
really you�re not my type.�

�Then
what�s your type?�

�Well
not a pervert like you that�s for sure.�

�Hmm�really?�

�Yeah,
and anyway I already like someone. He�s cool and confident, a real ladies
man.�

�Oh�he
sounds like a wussy.�

�What?
NO way! He�s tall and handsome! Although he�s always angsting about something
must be about his duck butt hair or something��

�Not
really that interesting I guess�unlike me.�

�What?!
He�s the youngest business tycoon in Tokyo today!� Sasuke smirked. He thought
he was the youngest tycoon in Japan�seems like he has competition.
Still�

"I�m a
filthy rich tycoon."

"Really?
...Che! As if that would persuade me to have sex with you, what are you a fat
bald gay guy?"

�And I
have a large company which I own.�

�So what?
Even though I�m not rich I have work too.�

�Must be some minimal job."

"What?
For your information I work for the best company!"

�Oh?!�

�Fuck
you! I work for the Uchiha Company, asshole. They�re the best company in Japan
you know run by the best young, uber cool, sexy as hell businessman ever lived
on earth. Dattebayo!�

"Hmm...Hey dobe�"

"What?!"

�I want
you to report at my office first thing in the morning.�

�Wha?
Huh?�

�That�s
an order. Go directly to the top floor and look for Mr. Uchiha�Uchiha
Sasuke.�

�Oh
shit!�

Click.

RULER
RULER RULER is me

�Hey
Naruto! I�ve heard the big boss called you yesterday to his office.� Kiba
hovered over the blushing blond. �Hehehe finally you�ve met your crush in
person. How does it feel to finally talk to the big guy? Did you get his first
name?�

�Fuck
you!� Naruto gave Kiba the bird flip and pushed him aside.

�Oh Naruto-chan
that hurt when I, being your lovable best friend even go to a length of
sending your number to your crush.�

�What?
You! You�re��

A hand
suddenly grabbed Naruto from behind sending chills all over his body. �Dobe,
you seem energetic today?�

�Err�Sasu�I
mean Uchiha-san��

�Dobe,
meet me at my office now.�

�Okay.�

With
that, Kiba was left watching the two sauntered
away. A smile started to paint Kiba�s lips as he a glimpse a slight limp on
Naruto�s walk.

:OWARI:

Late-sleeper:
okay now the commercial is over, let�s proceed now
to the very boring author�s note which you and I hate.
Yes, you and I.

            First, the �click� part�I really thought it was
phenomenal�though my very persistent brutal friend thought so
otherwise so she wanted a continuation. I relent after she promised that I
could keep on living for some more months if I continue this
fic.

            Second, to all those who thought that the
ending was already good and wanted to keep it that way, good for you.
So yeah, if you want to preserve the angst of the fic
(insert sniffing sounds here) then by all means this is the end�so please
don�t go flaming me afterwards that I ruined the
ending. Please.

            But, for those who likes happy ending
like my persistent brutal friend who threatened me some castration if I don�t
continue�then, yeah there would be a next chapter. It would be in POV, with
Sasuke and Naruto�s POV in alternation.

            So for those who doesn�t mind a little bit of clich�,
more frustration and waiting for some happy ending then sit back relax, have a
beer and I�ll be right back with the next chapter. Oh and I
won�t be posting this in ffnet
since it would contain lemons.

So ciao.
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