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Too Many Drinks!	By : KoibitoFemme Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 3538 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Kurai
Kisu: YAY this seems to be the best story I have written I am so
happy cause its been fighting to get out as soon as the story was
suggested to me. Yes my friends I am force to go through the mood
swings. I was SPECIFICALLY asked to depict him as mood and torturing
our favorite red head,
gomen
nasai.
Oh and thanks for pointing out the thing about the lock
HumanInfiltrator. I was so lost in the flow I didn't even remember
hehehe. I sometimes have to stop writing between work and the commute
but you opened a door for me. Oh and Fairy yes I did read See Me I
thoroughly enjoyed it. And you should read Incubus if you haven't its
really good and it shows Haku in a light I would have never
considered seeing him in. But no worries I plan to make Naruto
absolutely adorable. * mumbles * I have a thing for cute things
*coughs and looks away * OH THANK YOU FOR CALLING ME AN ARTIST I
actually graduated from Art School last year which mean I am actually
a cartoonist/ multimedia artist. SO HERE IS MY SHAMELESS PLUG warning
I am not very good in my opinion but heres my Deviant link since my
sister kicked me out of her account. She told me to get my own damn
account how cruel. I actually have some fan art up there for one of
my authoresses and some for my own stories like this one although I
am being forced to color the damn thing * grumbles * MY REQUESTER IS
SUCH AN INO!!! Damn I am rambling oh and Snoopy! Nope no hang-over
actually my hang overs are kinda weird I don't get headaches or
nausea but I refuse to tell you what does happen. WELL HERE IS THE
LINK AND ON WITH THE STORY. (damn I talk alot!)

Deviantart Link:

Kuraikisu-the-skitzo.deviantart.com

Chapter 7:

“How hell did
she get in here?! I thought you locked the door!!” Naruto
squeaked from under the pale boy. Gaara looked from the blond to the
other blond in the door way, was smirking in a rather sly manner.

“I did...She
picked the lock. My sister does that when she wants to know what I'm
up to.” He answered in an exasperated tone. Temari grinned even
more as she took in the disturbed look on the tan boy's face.

“I'm hoping this
one isn't another groupie. I can't keep up with all the different
faces and names...” Gaara smirked looking from his sister down
to Naruto. The blond's face was bright red as he continued to stare
at the girl. Finally, he looked up at the red head noticing the
question in his eyes.

“W-What?”
He asked. Gaara and Temari both rolled their eyes at Naruto's
obliviousness.

“We want to know
if this is something real or if you're just a slut...” Naruto
was taken back by the insinuation but quickly recovered, pulling the
red head down into an innocent kiss.

“I'm not a
slut... and I don't do flings” Temari's face immediately
brightened up. She let out a squeal that Gaara never heard his sister
make in all of his 18 years of life.

“Oh you two look
so cute together! Lemme go get my camera. FINALLY! My baby brother is
gonna settle down!!” At the mention of camera both boys' eyes
widened.

“Come on get
dressed. We gotta get outta here before she gets back.” After
the red head took the leash off of him Naruto nodded all too eagerly,
grabbing his some of the red head's boxers and clothes, since the nut
case seemed to have a pension of destroying things, like CLOTHES. The
blond reached up to remove the collar but Gaara stopped him. Blue
eyes questioned the pale boy.

“Its.....cute on
you..” A shy smile appeared on his pale lips causing Naruto to
quirk his eyebrow. But the tan boy consented to his new boyfriend's
request. The two dressed as quickly as possible and left the room.

“Ok guys smile
for the camera!! This is so cu-” Temari came back into the room
to find it empty. She stomped her left foot in disappointment,
grumbling as she made her way back to her own room. Plans of stealing
photo opts later already formulating.

The blond girl had to
admit, she was happy for her baby brother. He actually looked content
although annoyed she had invaded his room. The look in his eyes said
it all. Gaara was falling in love.

3
Months Later:

Three months had passed. During that time, Sakura was
allowed to learn the identity of Naruto's sperm donor. Which she
commenced to telling everyone willing to listen to her, keeping the
fact that her friend was pregnant by said person, to herself. News of
the same pregnancy was given to Gaara's big sister and just like the
brother, the poor blond girl passed out. Unlike him though, she
passed out several more times as the two boys tried to explain
exactly how it came to be. They actually gave up at one point and let
the pink haired wannabe doctor sit Temari and explain everything to
her. By then the girl finally came to grips with the fact that she
would be an aunt in a matter of months and managed to stay conscious
to the end of the story.

The really good news though, was that Gaara and Naruto
decided that taking a go at the relationship was worth a try. So far,
they were doing pretty good. Both of them continued their studies and
even managed to keep their relationship under the radar of the
paparazzi. Of course this was only possible with the help of Kiba,
Sakura; although she blabbed it out to the entire science building
but then again who really believed those whacked out scientists they
were all nuts in the opinion of the campus, and of course the Subaku
no siblings supported them as well.

Everything was good, But then again, the mood swings
had JUST set in...Gaara being his usual unemotional self, couldn't
help letting his terror show whenever someone or something set the
blond off. A moody Naruto was beyond his comprehension. One minute
they were lovey dovey, the next minute he had to literally climb up a
tree to escape the pregnant male's wrath...

It
was about a week before spring break. Everyone was finished with
their midterms and Naruto had to go see Sakura for his check-up. He
pouted a bit as he rubbed his slightly round tummy. Gaara looked over
to him a questioning (A/N:
You know there is a lot of questioning in this damn story huh damn I
wish I didn't lose my thesaurus!)
look marred over his face.

“Whats
wrong Koi? He asked in an almost monotone voice (A/N:You
know my dad is monotone he even laughs monotone its CREEPY)
Naruto
looked up into green eyes and grimaced.

“I'm
getting fat and its your fault!”
(A/N:
I'm gonna quit butting in but damn I had to turn him into a bit of a
bitch I hate it but shit I put up with the mood swings by my damn
oneechan ALL DAY)
The hissed response caused an inaudible sigh to escape the red head.
He knew from previous experiences not to argue with the blond when he
was irritable. It was practically suicide to do so.

“I'm sorry........It makes you more attractive?”
The glare Gaara received for his feeble attempt actually made the
pale man wince and recoil. He couldn't win for losing and he couldn't
understand exactly HOW his blond lover managed to scare the bejeesus
out of him. Which was a near impossible feat.

Naruto
was about to pull open the door leading to one of the science labs,
when he was snatched through the door next to it. Gaara's eyes
widened with concern and alarm. Who the hell had the guts to try and
kidnap what belonged to him? He quickly followed his mate into the
lab only to find that it was the blond's exuberant (A/N:
Fa real last, exuberant big word I feel so special hehehe)
friend Sakura, that had grabbed him.

“Sakura-chan you scared the hell out of me!”
The pink haired girl pouted, enveloping the blond in a huge embrace.

“Gomen, Naruto... I just missed you so much...”
A non-existent brow quirked. “With you being pregnant its hard
to find test subjects. You were one of the only ones that didn't
threaten to put a restraining order on me.” And then the brow
went down. The pink haired girl noticed someone else in the room and
smiled slyly when she saw Gaara. “Hey, Gaara would you-”

“Hell...to the no....” He said
indifferently. The girl pouted as she got ready to try again. She
opened her mouth only to have it shut quickly with the next thing the
red head said.

“I will not only have a restraining order put on
you I will make sure you can't even be on the campus when I am...”
That was the last thing Sakura mentioned about her work with Gaara.
The evil grin on his face solidified that he meant every word he
said.

Naruto smirked before a question popped into his head.

“Um...why are we in here instead of the other
lab?” Blue eyes scanned the new surroundings. Sakura adjusted
her coke bottle thick glasses, which made her green eyes look
ENORMOUS and creeped Naruto out a bit, and smiled. (hehehe)

“Well...I
had to move into this room for 3 reasons... 1) So I could get a hold
of the ultrasound and other prenatal equipment. 2) To avoid suspicion
of my genius taking fruition....” She gently patted Naruto's
swollen belly. The two boys agreed with her reasoning but rolled
their eyes at her self appraisal.

“Oi,
whats the 3^rd
reason...?” Gaara asked in his usual deadpan manner. The blond
and red head stared at Sakura who was suddenly acting very bashful.

“Well
ya see, I have a new test subject in the other room as well.”
Two pair of bros quirked once more. “Hehe I don't think he
appreciated growing lactating breasts so now I'm trying to reversea
that. I mean I was gracious enough to try and share with him the
wonder of bre-”

“Sakura-chan!
Although the experiment is indeed full of youth and spirit... COULD
YOU GET THESE THINGS OFF ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!” Sakura's
face turned red as her 'test subject' bellowed from the other room.

“Hehe...
be right back.” The pink haired girl ran out the room. The
sound of the door to the other room being slammed, echoed through the
building. It was followed by various profanities and a certain bushy
browed boy being beaten back into unconsciousness. The girl rejoined
the expectant parents shortly after, a shy smile across her lips.

“Um...Ano
sa..was that Lee in the other lab?” Sakura giggled as she
nodded.

“I
gotta keep him out of it otherwise that happens. She pointed her
thumb towards the room next door. Now Gaara had to ask,

“How
long have you kept him in there?” Once again the girl blushed.
She lowered her head and mumbled.

“Huh?”
Sakura looked up making a face at the curious blond friend, that just
screamed 'why did you have to ask'.

“I
said about a week!”

“A
week?! You've been knocking him out for a week??”
Tsunade-sensei is gonna have a conniption if she finds out!”
Naruto exclaimed but piped down considerably when he noticed the
death glare Sakura was shooting at him.

“Thats
why she's not gonna find out. I gave him tits and I can get rid of
them. And after that, all I need to do is promise him a date to keep
his mouth shut. Now lets get this check up going shall we!”
Both boys shook their heads at the shameless scientist but opted to
do as she said for fear of getting the same treatment as Lee.

About
30 minutes later, Sakura was finishing up the last of her tests,
allowing the tired blond to relax once more. Gaara couldn't seem to
keep his hands off his blond lover. The boy seemed to radiate,
causing the red head to want to completely ravish him. The blond was
fucking glowing for cripes sakes! He needed to get some of that right
then! Then again, he didn't want the blond to get pissed off again,
so he refrained from trying to rape the boy in front of his weird
friend.

“Ok,
so far it looks like your body is adapting well. The babies look fine
an-”

“Hold,
Hold up! What do you mean by babIES? As in more than one?!” The
pink haired girl she nodded happily, a huge smile beaming on her
face. “H-How m-m-many???” Naruto stammered out. Sakura
giggled, enjoying the disturbed look on her blond friend's face.

“Oh
just two...”

“TWINS?!?!?!”
Naruto's eyes were so big he started to resemble Lee. He was just
about to let loose a load of colorful words when the two heard a loud
thump behind the blond. Sakura and Naruto looked over the other side
of the examining table to see Gaara out COLD, sprawled on the floor
looking like he was trying to vogue on the cold surface. His pale
body twitching every so slightly. Naruto sneered down at the boy, the
red head would definitely pay for this. If he had seen the homicidal
look on his lover's face he would have been better prepared when
Naruto decked him later that day. The tan boy had a killer left hook!

KuraiKisu:
Ok thats it for now. I was gonna go on but then I didn't want too big
a damn cliffhanger. I hate those things that drive me up the wall. OH
its at this point I lost my damn flow so please don't condemn me if I
have ran out of steam I am trying to re find it! Ok no more asking me
about certain aspects of the story. The fact that its an Mpreg , that
I am doing the mood swing thing, and that Naruto is kinda bitchy is
NOT my doing. I am merely doing what was requested of him. If you go
to the first chapter you will see this is a dedication/request from a
reader that I got in contact with when she left her email for me. I
am very sorry if this is not your thing but thank you sooo much for
hanging in there with me. It would seem my requester/beta wants me to
torture the men of the Naruto-verse and I don't like going back on my
word so it would seem I am at her whim until the story is over. But
hey this is best writing I have done in a while. ALTHOUGH I DON'T
LIKE ACTUALLY PUTTING AN EFFORT IN ANYTHING! And just to let you
further no YES! I do seem to be very Shikamaru-ish in my ways, my
grades were pretty good but I HATE exerting myself. Not bragging just
letting you know if you ask me for a story you better be my Ino till
I finish otherwise I am gonna go take a NAP! JA!
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