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One Thing I Hate: COMPUTERS!	By : FoxyS30 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1103 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Sorry for taking so long everyone. It's all my (Animehead's) fault. Well...here ya go.
Naruto dragged himself off of the school bus completely exhausted. Since that little confrontation in room 220 Sasuke had been cornering him somewhere inside or outside of the school and molesting him. The bastard had left numerous hickies on his neck and caused him to cum in his pants twice that day.
It was a warm Thursday afternoon and to be honest Naruto was looking forward to Friday. It was almost like he and Sasuke had a sort of twisted…relationship (that just started a few hours ago, but that wasn't the point). The blonde walked quietly, eyes staring straight ahead, noticing his uncle's car was gone.
Well, that was quick. He didn't stay long at all.
"I'm telling you, Naruto. If we threw a party, we could get you laid in a heartbeat. You are in dire need of it," Sai said, standing behind his friend as he unlocked the door.
Naruto sighed. He had almost forgotten that Sai was walking behind him. His raven haired best friend had been trying to convince Naruto to throw a party for almost a month.
"What is with you and wanting to get me laid? You already know that Sakura won't—"
"I'm not talking about some silly girl. What you need is a big…"
"Sai."
"…hard…"
"Sai!"
"…cock."
"SAI!"
"
What? Come on, Naruto. Everyone knows you like guys. Just admit it."
"What the hell are you talking about?! No one thinks that!"
"Then why is Neji trying to get in close with you, huh?" Sai asked, a grin spreading across his face.
Naruto didn't have an answer for that question so he asked Sai a question of his own. "If I was into guys why would I like Sakura?"
Sai laughed at that question, shifting his weight to his right foot and placing his hand on his exposed hip.
"There are two answers to that question. Number one…you're bi or number two…Sakura is so manly that she is practically a guy anyway so that makes you gay," Sai answered.
"Shut the hell up, Sai," Naruto said, walking up the stairs. He reached his bedroom door, opening it up and walking in.
Sai walked in behind Naruto, plopping down on his unmade bed. He looked around the room; it looked the same as always. He watched as Naruto made his way to the laptop sitting at the desk. Naruto logged in, ignoring the dark haired teen on his bed who was talking about all the hot guys he would do.
He blinked a few times when he saw that he had received a message.
SharinganSOB would like to add you to his/her friend list.
Naruto shrugged and then clicked the okay button. Seconds later he received his first instant message from SharinganSOB.
SharinganSOB says: Hey
Naruto swallowed nervously.
"He sure has a way with words doesn't he?" Sai asked from behind him.
"Sai!" Naruto shouted, trying to shield the laptop screen away from his friend.
"Stop acting ridiculous, Naruto. Talk to him," the raven haired teen said, leaning over the blonde's shoulder.
"What am I supposed to say," Naruto asked.
"Tell him you that want to suck his cock," Sai replied with a laugh.
Naruto quickly called Sai an asshole, grabbing a CD off of his desk and chucking it Frisbee style at the other teen.
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: Hey
"Wow, you guys really have a lot in common, don't you?" Sai asked sarcastically. "This is beyond boring. Where does your uncle keep those porn books that he writes?" Sai asked, strolling towards Naruto's bedroom door.
"There's some yuri ones downstairs on the—"
"Please, Naruto. Like I want to read yuri. Doesn't he have any yaoi books?" Sai questioned.
"Check his bedroom!" Naruto shouted to Sai who had already left out of his room and was now walking down the hallway.
SharinganSOB says: What are you doing?
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: Nothing…yelling at my stupid friend.
SharinganSOB says: YOU have friends? That's hard to believe.
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: KISS MY ASS!!
SharinganSOB says: Maybe one day…
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: Yeah…whatever
SharinganSOB says: What did you do today?
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: Nothing important. You?
Nothing important; What the hell did the dobe call what happened in the classroom? Wasn't that IMPORTANT?!
Sasuke tapped his fingers against the wood of his desk, trying to think of what to type next. He wanted to know what Naruto thought about happened earlier today between the two of them.
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: Except well…
Sasuke smirked. It looked like Naruto had something else to say…er, type…whatever.
SharinganSOB says: Well…what?
Naruto looked around; making sure Sai hadn't snuck back into his room. When he was certain his best friend wasn't coming back up stairs at the moment, he typed his response.
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: I kind of let the most popular guy in the school sort of…jack me off.
SharinganSOB says: …
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: It all started because I caught him jerking off in the locker room shower the other day and now he is blackmailing me…bastard says that if I don't do what he says…he'll tell everyone that I am gay.
SharinganSOB says: You are gay aren't you? ♂♂
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: I…I don't know what I am. LOL!
SharinganSOB says: Did you like when he touched you?
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: God! That sounds like something Sai would say!
SharinganSOB says: Who is Sai?
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: My perverted best friend.
SharinganSOB says: Oh. So are you going to answer that other question?
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: Uh...what question?
SharinganSOB says: Idiot. When he touched you, did you like it?
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: Oh! Yeah. I think so.
SharinganSOB says: You think so?
Sexy_yaoi_FOX says: Well it was sort of weird. It felt good, but he's such a jerk!
SharinganSOB says: If he was such a jerk why would you still let him touch you? Regardless that he's blackmailing you. I think this is just giving you an excuse that you need.
Sexy_yaoi_FOX says: SHUT UP! You don't know anything and that sounds like something that bastard would say!!!
SharinganSOB says: We are a lot a like...aren't we? Hmmm...
sexy_yaoi_FOX says:Yeah. You're both bastards!
SharinganSOB says: Are you blushing right now?
Sexy_yaoi_FOX says: No. Why would I be blushing?
SharinganSOB says: Tch. So why are you on Bleach yaoi forums?
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: Duh! Because Ichigo rocks! And because yaoi is kind of hot...there's NOTHING wrong with that!
SharinganSOB says: No, but that particular anime? Ichigo is a loser with a big sword.
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: Ichigo is not a loser! Take that back!
SharinganSOB says: Or what? You'll spank me? I doubt that you're capable of making ideal threats to me
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: Shut up! You know what? You're a real jerk. I could kick you ass easily!
SharinganSOB says: Before or after I fuck you?
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: WHAT?!
SharinganSOB says: F-U-C-K
SharinganSOB says: Do I fuck you before or after you kick my ass?
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: You wish! Pervert! You wouldn't even come close.
SharinganSOB says: Of course since you want the one blackmailing you so bad. I knew you were desperate but pathetic? What are you doing now anyway?
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: I'm not pathetic or desperate, asshole, and Sasuke came on to me first...I'm not doing anything. Why?
SharinganSOB says: His name is Sasuke? Sounds like a loser. Just asking.
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: HAHA His fangirls would kick your ass if you said that out loud.
SharinganSOB says: What's does he look like. I bet he's ugly.
SharinganSOB says: Seems like you would be attracted to some ugly person.
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: Jerk! You're crazy Sasuke is the hottest guy I've ever seen!
SharinganSOB says: That's because you've never seen me.
sexy_yaoi_FOX says:You're a cocky bastard.
SharinganSOB says: Am I?
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: Yeah you are! Hang on I have to use the bathroom. BRB
SharinganSOB says: ok
Sai watched as Naruto walked to the bathroom. Once he heard the door click shut he rushed into the room and sat down at the desk.
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: Hi
SharinganSOB says: That was quick.
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: I suppose it was. I'm not that quick when doing other things though...
SharinganSOB says: Like?
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: I'll tell you later. What are you wearing?
SharinganSOB says: Who is this?
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: Who do you want it to be?
SharinganSOB says: You're the idiot's friend aren't you?
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: LOL you're pretty smart. Naruto's in the bathroom.
SharinganSOB says: So I've been told… Do you mind?
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: Do I mind what?
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: You know…Naruto needs to get laid…
SharinganSOB says: That's obvious…and I don't need someone like you to advise me on that.
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: Well what do you need me to advise you on? Where to put your cock? Anyway, I plan on throwing a party for Naruto this Friday at his house and if you plan on taking CARE of his problem then you're going to have to beat Neji ( a guy that goes to our school) to it because he is crushing on Naruto and I think my Naru likes him back. I bet Neji has a big cock too...
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: But what am I telling you for? You don't even live in this area, do you?
SharinganSOB says: Where I live is none of your concern. NOW WOULD U PLEASE GET OFF?
Sasuke blinked when the web cam turned on from there end and his eyes narrowed even further.
Like I want to look at this asshole.
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: You want to watch me GET OFF?
D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G
SharinganSOB says: No. Get. The. Hell. Off.
Why is Naruto friends with this pervert?

Sai clicked the button minimizing the camera so one couldn't tell it was on when he heard Naruto coming. Naruto came into the room, pulling his shirt off. His eyes widened when he saw Sai sitting at the computer. The blonde shoved Sai out of the seat and sat down at the desk with a frown.
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: Sorry about that.
SharinganSOB says: No problem…Naruto.
SharinganSOB says: Was that Sai?
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: Yeah. He's a real pervert… He didn't say anything type anything gross did he? He told you my name?!
SharinganSOB says: No, its fine, and yeah.
Sasuke was too busy admiring Naruto's chest to type anything about the dobe's loser friend. Dark eyes watched as tanned fingers played with the necklace that was resting against sun-kissed skin. Sasuke assumed that Sai had spoken to Naruto because the blonde had turned away from the computer. A dark purplish hickey on his neck was on display for Sasuke to see. Sasuke felt a sudden rush of power and possessiveness when he looked at that mark.
Naruto faced the camera again, laughing at something Sai had said. Sasuke's eyes were trained on the rising and falling of honey colored chest.
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: So what are you doing?
SharinganSOB says: Listening to some music on youtube.
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: Oh. youtube is pretty cool.
Naruto turned to ask Sai why he kept snickering, but Sai didn't respond. Instead, he got up, standing behind Naruto and pulling the blonde to his feet so that Naruto's stomach faced the computer.
Sasuke's fingers froze above the keyboard. He would have been much happier if Sai wasn't there, but…waste not want. Sasuke licked his lips, eyes roaming all over Naruto. He saw the blinking orange light and finally remembered to respond to the message that Naruto had sent him.
SharinganSOB says: Pretty cool. Yeah
Sai picked up a black magic marker from Naruto's desk. He pulled the chair away from the desk and took a seat so that the person on the computer could still see Naruto's stomach. He popped of the cap of the marker and began drawing on Naruto's stomach. Naruto leaned forward slightly, using his left hand to type a message to SharinganSOB.
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: LOL!! Sai is giving me a tattoo!
SharinganSOB says: Make him stop.
Sasuke was beyond pissed. He slammed his fist against the desk as Sai's hand traced Naruto's stomach.
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: Why? He's a great artist! It kind of tickles though.
Sai continued to draw, the marker dipping lower and lower causing Naruto to gasp and jerk forward.
SharinganSOB says: Because I don't want to watch you two.
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: What? What are you talking about? You can't see us, dummy!
SharinganSOB says: I can, moron. It's called a webcam.
Naruto eyes widened and his mouth gaped open before he turned to Sai and saw the other boy chuckling.
"Damn-it, Sai," he screamed, clicking the button to close the webcam.
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: Did you see me?!
SharinganSOB says: That's a stupid question.
sexy_yaoi_FOX says: I didn't know it was on.
SharinganSOB says: Whatever. I have to go anyway. Later
And with that Sasuke signed off, and even though he hated seeing that little freak touch all over his dobe, he had to admit that he was extremely hard. He thought about the punishment that he would have to give the blonde. He smirked.
Big mistake, dobe. Big fucking mistake…
"Sai, you jerk! Why the hell did you do that?!" Naruto shouted.
"Relax, Naruto. I bet he's hard as a rock now. He'll be jerking off to you tonight," Sai said with a chuckle.
Little did he know, Sai was exactly right.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Friday was here and Sai had finally convinced Naruto into having a short notice party. He promised that it would be just a few people, nothing big or extreme. Naruto looked around at the various people filling his living room, kitchen, and stairway.
Just a few people…riiiiiight.
Just about everyone from school was there and the blonde wondered why. He didn't even really talk to half of the people there; on top of that most of them guys…gay guys.
Great. Now he would be known as the guy who throws the gay parties.
However, things weren't all bad. Kiba had brought alcohol so Naruto was trying his best to drink as much as he could in order to block out the image of Sai jerking off some random dude a few feet in front of the bathroom.
There were also a few girls there, Sakura included. He wasn't sure why she had showed up because Sasuke wasn't there. Naruto didn't know if that fact bothered him or not. A part of him wanted to believe that he didn't give a damn that Sasuke wasn't there, but another part (the insane part) wanted to know why the bastard hadn't shown up. He had to have heard about it. Sai had spent the entire school day inviting practically everyone. So why hadn't Sasuke come? Hell, even Gaara had come!
…Why the hell was Gaara there?
Well at least Neji had shown up and if Naruto had been gay he would have admitted that Neji looked good, damn good, but Naruto wasn't gay. Nope not at all, but…Neji did look nice.
Fuck that. He looked fucking hot!
The Hyuuga was currently leaning against a wall, his hair hanging down like a brunette curtain. His arms were crossed and he looked like he was ignoring everyone in the room; everyone except Naruto.
Naruto walked towards Neji, his red, plastic cup filled with spiked punch clutched in his hand.
"Hey, Neji," Naruto said, grinning at the older teen. "Uh, thanks for coming."
Neji nodded, his eyes locked on Naruto's blue ones. "You don't seem like the type to throw any type of party…" Pale eyes scanned the room, briefly falling on two boys kissing. "…especially a party such as this."
Naruto laughed nervously. "It was Sai's idea," he said, with a shake of his head. "If you want to leave I won't be—"
Neji cut him off before he could finish. "Nonsense." The long haired teen pushed himself from off of the wall, leaning in closer to Naruto. His lips were dangerously close to Naruto's ear and his breath ghosted over the sensitive skin. "I'm glad I came."

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Sasuke was dressed to kill, and killing was what he was planning to do if anyone came near his dobe tonight. He was running late, but he had to look good. Tonight would be the night that he claimed his dobe. While everyone else was sitting around being idiotic, he would be fucking the life out of Uzumaki Naruto and there wouldn't be a thing that Neji, Sai, or any other bastard could do about it.
He looked perfect. He smelled perfect. Everything was perfect. The raven thought about the day before when he had cornered his dobe. He remembered sucking his neck, his teeth grazing the sentence skin below his ear. He remembered slipping his hands into Naruto's pants, pumping him until he came, whimpering incoherent words into Sasuke's ear. Sasuke had touched the blonde all over, but he had never kissed him, but tonight…
…that would change.
Everything would change.
Sasuke was growing hard just thinking about it. He sighed. He didn't have time for that. He had to hurry and get to Naruto's party. He took one last glance in the mirror before walking out his bedroom door. He stopped next to his kitchen counter and grabbed the small bottle of lube that he purchased the night before. It was orange flavored. He figured Naruto would appreciate that.
He liked everything else that was orange.
With one last look around, he picked up his keys and headed to his front door. His mind was set on fucking his little idiot dobe. There was absolutely nothing in the entire fucking world that would stop him from reaching his goal.
He opened up the door and froze as stiff as a statue.
In life there is always this one person; a person that has the power to manipulate you. One who can make you do things and say things and behave any way that they want you too. It’s the same person you try your hardest to stay away from, but it's the same person that you long to please. In Sasuke's case he had two of these people. One was his brother Uchiha Itachi and the other…was his ex.
Dark eyes locked on red flaming hair. There was an intense stare down between Sasuke and the man he used to call his lover. Sasuke blinked a few times as the pale man standing in front of Sasuke looked the youngest Uchiha up and down before speaking.
"You look surprised to see me, Sasuke."
Sasuke continued to stare at the man. He knew things were going too perfect for him. For some reason the Gods didn't "do" perfect when it came to Uchiha Sasuke. Sasuke couldn't think of thing to say, so in stead he just spoke the man's name.
"Sasori."
Perfect. Just. Fucking. Perfect.
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