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Digital Love	By : YaoiloverS Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1196 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Chapter List
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Yaoilover S: Hi guys sorry I’m late but a lot of shit happened to me lately.
Naruto: yeah like when her computer had to be token away and how she had to use her mom’s computer and that she was not allowed to type her stories on that computer because her mom forbid her to type anything but her stories.
Yaoilover S: I know my life sucks! :snow falling with spotlight on her: why?! Why?! WHY?!
Ahem, anyway since my computer survived from being deleted I’m going to finish the mini movie I started three months ago! Don’t worry, I only have about twenty pictures to draw then it’s easy road from there on. But I had to admit; doing a mini move with over 350 pictures was kind of fun and easy (if your very inpatient unlike me)
Naruto: well at least I was the seme in my dream…
Yaoilover S: Oh that, I decided that since it was your dream that I should give you some seme action before you never see it again for a looooooong time!
Naruto: WHAT?! I whore the skirt for nothing?!
Yaoilover S: I don’t own Naruto or One Piece or Hyde! I LOVE YOU HYDE!
Oh and if you’re reading this Oruchuban Ebichu, I’m sorry but I had to post this, I hate when I disappoint people without trying! But when you finish proof reading this chapter, I’ll repost it because I know I did a lot of spelling errors and stuff! I’ll still wait for you! ov
Ch. 7 Secret Letters (by: Hyde)
Naruto woke up from his deep slumber; he had another dream after the one with Sasuke and Neji. But all that he remembered was that he was in a fog and someone was calling his name…“Shit”
He didn’t move from his position on the bed because he really didn’t know what to do anymore. “Would it be too much for me to miss one day of school?” he asked himself as he turned to face the white poster-covered wall.
“Naruto, I have to go to work early to set up Sasuke’s supplies. So you have to get a ride with Haku or someone!” Tsunade said as she left the house.
‘Sasuke…’ Naruto frowned and buried his head in his sheets. “Maybe it is a good idea to skip school, but I don’t want to stay home” he muffled.
A few minuets later, Naruto left his room and went to his mother’s room to get her phone.
Beep beep beep-beep beep beep beep
Bring
Bring
“What?”
“Hey Shikamaru, how’s it going?”
“…Pretty crappy but at least I don’t have to get up early today”
“Oh, well do you want to ditch school with me?”
“And why the hell would I do that?”
“Because you’re my friend and I love you?”
“Nice try stupid”
“I’m not stupid! Come on! I haven’t seen you for a long time! At least talk to me for a while!
“Fine, I’ve been working on a manga”
“Really? How long?”
“Way before you made your conceded one”
“It’s not conceded, it just happened to be named after me!”
“Yeah, yeah. So, anyway my manga is called One Piece”
“One Piece?”
“Yeah, it’s about Monkey D. Luffy, a young adventurous boy who dreams of becoming the Pirate King, by finding the legendary treasure "One Piece". Inspired by his childhood role model, "Red Haired" Shanks, Luffy sets out on his journey to become the pirate king. He gathers a crew together and heads to the Grand Line, the place where One Piece is held. If he obtains this treasure, he'll become the king of pirates”
“And you say my title was conceded.”
“Hey, at least it wasn’t named after me! As I was saying, the boy’s name is Monkey D. Luffy and he is the main character.”
“And…?”
“And that’s all I’m going to tell you for today.”
“You lazy-ass bastard”
“Damn straight”
“So how many chapters dose your manga have?”
“I have so far 346 chapters”
“What?”
“I had a lot of spare time”
“Am I in it?”
“Hell no, no one I know is in it”
“Come on! Skip school with me!”
“If I do, will you shut up?”
“Yes,”
“Fine, wait for me at the corner by the Cheesecake Factory (1) in old town at eleven”
“Why eleven? Why not now?”
“Because I’m tired.”
“Fine, I’ll get ready”
“Okay then, I have to go, see ya”
“Ya, bye” Naruto said as he hung up the phone. “What the hell am I going to do now?” he asked himself as he flopped back down on the queen-size bed.
“The hell I’m going to sleep” he said as he quickly sat up and left the small room.
A few minuets later…
Naruto was asleep on his bed while holding his computer mouse. He was waiting for N-Destiny15 to show up so they can talk, but the screen never popped up.
Just then, the doorbell rang and woke Naruto from his deep slumber. “Wha?” he looked at the clock. “10:34?”
Ding Dong
Naruto froze; no one was suppose to be here! “Shit, shit, shit!” he cursed as he quickly put on his black pants and light blue long-sleeve shirt with a short-sleeve white shirt over it. He then took two blue and black sweaters, his wallet, and jumped out his window.
Naruto jumped over his gate that was at the side of his house and dashed away to the bus stop. As Naruto look back he saw a man with a brown shirt and shorts holding a package.
‘Oh well, at least I can get a cheesecake while waiting for the lazy-ass to get there…’ he thought to himself as he turned the corner and waited for the metro bus to come.
At Old Town…
Naruto was sitting on the curb waiting for Shikamaru to come. He looked around and he still didn’t see his lazy-ass friend. “Damn, this would be a lot easier if I had a watch and cell phone…oh well, it’s my fault to telling the old hag that I don’t need one…” he sighed and kept on looking around.
A few minuets later…
Naruto stood up when he realized the time by how far the sun was up. “DAMN YOU SHIKAMARU! YOU FUCKING STOOD ME UP AGAIN YOU BASTARD!!”
Everyone looked at Naruto, even the people in their cars or seats in the restaurant. Naruto sweat dropped and scratch the back of his neck. “Um…sorry?” he smiled.
Everyone looked at him once more before returning back to his or her busy lives. Naruto sighed and started walking down the street. “Damn you Shikamaru, next time I see you. You. Will. Die.” Naruto growled as he started storming down the street.
--
Shikamaru was sleeping peacefully until he stood up and sneezed. “What the hell?” he asked himself as he lay back down and went to sleep.
--
Naruto stopped walking when a blue car stopped in front of him. “Huh?” he closed his eyes and tilted his head.
The window rolled down to reveal…Sasuke?!
‘Wait, Sasuke’s at school and he doesn’t drive a car.’ Naruto gasped as he looked at the red-eyed boy. He then calmed down and glared at the man. “Don’t have a job to go to instead of driving in a multi-colored car?”
“One, I have a day off. Two, shouldn’t you be at school? And Three I have four cars” he said calmly.
Naruto made a confused face before glaring at Itachi once more. “One, I don’t give a fuck!” he screamed in the others ear before storming down the street once more.
Itachi smirked and started following Naruto in his car.
Naruto didn’t know he was being followed until he dropped one of his sweaters and turned to pick it up. He jumped and glared at the man. “What the hell are you doing?”
“Just driving around Naruto-kun. It’s not like I’m committing a crime.” He purred as he put his car to park and got out.
Naruto cursed as he walked a few steps only to be stopped by the green light (2). “Damn old town system!”
Itachi finished putting his quarters in the parking meter and walked next to Naruto. “Nice day we’re having.” He said as he looked up.
“Yeah, nice day to have some guy stalking you” Naruto murmured as he started speed walking when the light turned red.
“I wouldn’t call it stalking Naruto-kun” Itachi said as he walked up to the blonde.
“Why the hell are you here?” Naruto asked in an annoyed tone.
“I just want to check out what my little brother kept on complaining about” Itachi said as he put his hand on Naruto’s shoulder and turned them around so that they were walking to his car.
“What are you doing?” Naruto hissed. He didn’t want to make another scene but Itachi was pushing it.
“I want to take you for a ride or should I call your mom again and tell her I happen to find you in Old Town on a school day.” He smirked as he led the pale Naruto to his car.
--
Naruto didn’t know where he was going; he didn’t even think Itachi knew either. He didn’t know how long they were in the car either. Naruto sighed and looked at Itachi. Well, his eyes anyway.
Naruto couldn’t help but stair at those eyes, it’s like they’re hiding something. ‘But what…?’
“Are you going to be staring at me the whole day?” Itachi asked, eyes still on the road.
Naruto jumped and looked away from Itachi. “You’re eyes…” he murmured.
“What about them?” Itachi asked as they approach a red light.
Naruto eyes widened. ‘Did I say that out loud?’ he looked at Itachi and quickly turned away. “T-they look like they’re trying to tell a story but something is keeping them hidden like they’re shy…” Naruto looked at the road.
“Humph, so you think I’m shy?” Itachi asked playfully.
‘A little too playful…’ Naruto frowned at Itachi and shifted in his seat. “Well I’m not the one that said it” Naruto smirked to himself.
Just then, Itachi hit the breaks and leaned to Naruto. Naruto was too shocked by what Itachi just did. After catching his breath he turned to see Itachi’s red eyes starring at him.
“Would you like to see how shy I really am?” he asked seductively.
Naruto shuttered and pushed Itachi away, “No thanks-”
But before Naruto could say another word, Itachi’s lips were on his.
Naruto eyes widened and he started to struggle. Itachi grabbed both of Naruto’s wrists and held them tight as he slipped his tongue in the blonde’s mouth.
Naruto bit Itachi’s tongue as hard as he can, causing the older Uchiha to retract. Itachi licked his lips and smirked at Naruto. “No wonder my brother likes you,” he said as he settles himself back to his seat.
Naruto was scared, scared and confuse. ‘What the fuck?’ he really just want to open the car door and hopped out but he knew Itachi would call his mom and that they were going over 50 miles per hour.
--
After about five more minuets Naruto was facing his house with Tsunade waiting on the front porch. He groaned and looked at Itachi. “You told!” he hissed.
“I said ‘or should I call your mom again’.” Itachi said as he looked at the shocked face Naruto made.
“Y-you tricked me!” Naruto yelled as he pointed at Itachi.
“Only because I was suppose to be your ride to school,” Itachi said as he unlocks the doors. “No be a good boy and get the hell out of my car.”
Naruto growled before he got out and slammed the door. “Damn Uchiha bitch!” he cursed as he approach the last thing he will see for a long time…
The next day…
Naruto woke up at six in the morning. He groaned before he sat up and went to his phone.
Beep beep beep-beep beep beep beep
Bring
Bring
Bring
Bring
Bring
Bring
“Hello?”
“Yes is Shikamaru there?”
“…Hold on a second”
"...What?”
“Hello you bastard!”
“Oh Naruto why are you-oops”
“You damn straight oops you idiot! I almost got my computer token away!”
“I guess I over slept”
“You think?!”
“Jeez don’t get all pms with me now”
“You’ll wish you never over sleep again once I get my hands on you, you-“
Beep
“Huh?” Naruto looked at the phone. “He hung up on me!” he screamed as he dialed the number again.
Bring
Bring
“What?”
“-You bastard! Do you know how long I’m not allowed on the computer?!”
“Two weeks?”
“…Yes! Two weeks you bastard!” ‘How the hell did he know?’
“All I can say is that I over slept and that you can’t kill me because my mom somehow was told that I was going to ditch, you wouldn’t know anything like would you Naruto?”
“No, not unless you meant when I told Tsunade that you made me ditch and you left me behind.”
“You idiot! Do you know how long I have to be on the computer now?”
“Thirty minuets?”
“No, three hours! That barely gives me time to do the rest of my chapters!”
“Oh shut up you damn bitch, at least you can be on the computer!”
“Screw you”
“Screw you!”
Click
Click
Naruto sat down by the phone.
Ring
Ring
“Hello?”
“Are we still up for the movie Saturday?”
“Yeah, I’ll tell my mom that I’ll be at Haku’s”
“Okay, I got to go now, my mom is up”
“Okay, bye”
Click
Click
Naruto went into his room to get dressed. When he was done, the doorbell rang. Naruto sighed and answered the door. “Yeah-? What the hell?!” he screamed as he pointed at the unexpected visitor.
“Naruto, are you ready?” said the dark-haired boy.
“What are you doing here Sasuke?” Naruto asked as he looked down.
“Your mom told Itachi to take you to school” he said.
“But Haku usually takes me to school” Naruto said as he walked back to his room.
Sasuke followed Naruto “He told me to tell you that he got a new ride and that there isn’t enough room for you”
‘So Haku finally got Zabuza to take him to school…’ Naruto frowned and grabbed his backpack. As he was about to walk out his room, Sasuke stopped him. “What?”
“Why didn’t you come to school yesterday?”
Naruto bit his lip and looked away, “Some things just happened.”
“Like?”
“Like…something…” Naruto whispered.
“Was it because of me?”
Naruto opened his mouth and looked at Sasuke. He wanted to answer but he couldn’t find his voice. He closed his mouth and turned away.
Sasuke put his hand on Naruto’s cheek and leaned in. “It won’t happen again…” he said before he turned Naruto’s face to his and put his lips on Naruto’s.
Naruto gasped, he just couldn’t understand Sasuke, first he kisses him, then he avoids him, and now he kissing him again. Naruto really likes Sasuke but he starting to feel something for the other two people he met…
Sasuke pulled back and looked at Naruto’s blue eyes.
Naruto looked back at Sasuke. ’Why? Why dose it have to be like this? Why can’t I feel for only one person’
“We should get going, Itachi gets really impatient,” Sasuke said as he walked out the room.
Naruto followed the Uchiha to the car. ‘I hope he doesn’t avoid me again…’
At health class…
Naruto sat in the back of the class as he waits for his health teacher to come. The door finally opened to reveal Kakashi and Iruka entering the class.
“Wha?” Naruto jaw dropped as he looked at the two teachers with disbelief.
“Yo” Kakashi waved at the class as he took out an orange book and took a seat.
“What are you two doing here? And where is Mr. Heart?” Naruto blurted out.
Ignoring the question, Iruka waved a hello to the class as he took the orange book away and forced Kakashi to stand up. “OK. Today, we are going to teach you the dangers of sexual interaction-”
“Basically, we're going to teach you how to have sex.”(3) Kakashi interrupted and took out his back up book.
“Kakashi!” Iruka hissed.
Naruto blushed as he looked at Sasuke. Just then the door opened to reveal none other then Haku, and Neji.
‘Wait…NEJI?!’ Naruto felt like he was going to die this period.
“Haku, you’re late,” Kakashi said as he turned a page.
“Neji needed help with this box,” Haku said as he placed the box down and sat by Naruto.
Kakashi stood up and looked at the class. “Okay this lesion is going to take a while so I asked for a teacher’s aid. This is Neji, if you need help on understanding the pictures just raise your hand and he’ll come and help you. And if you need a better explanation just ask Mr. Iruka or me,” Kakashi said as he opened the box Haku placed down.
Iruka held up a book to the class, “These are books that explains protection for all kinds of sex.”
“The book just shows you some moves and items to make sex less deadly and fun” Kakashi said as he handed to books to Neji.
Neji counted the kids in the room then whispered in Kakashi’s ear.
Kakashi nodded and stood up. “Since this school is cheap, you all have to slit into groups of two, so we’ll give you guys five minuets to choose a sex partner” Kakashi said before ducking to avoid Iruka’s punch.
“Looks like this is a easy pick eh Haku-?” Naruto turned to Haku no one was by him. He looked around until he saw Haku sitting by Hinata.
Haku felt eyes burning his back and turned around to face a pissed Naruto. He smiled and waved at the blonde boy.
Naruto shook a fist at Haku and looked around for a partner. He looked at the spot where almost every girl in class was crowded around him. He quickly turned away before Sasuke notice he looked at him.
Naruto then froze as he saw Neji looking at him. Neji licked his lips. Naruto blushed and looked down at his desk. Just then someone came behind him. He turned around to face…Gaara.
‘Gaara?’ Naruto tilted his head.
“You’re my partner,” he said as he sat by Naruto.
Naruto looked at Gaara for a second before looking down again. ‘Well, at least I won’t have to worry about Sasuke and Neji for a while…”
After a few minuets, Neji started passing the books to each group. He slammed the book on Sasuke and Shino’s desk and handed the last book to Naruto.
Naruto smiled at Neji while Sasuke and Gaara glared at the older teen.
When Kakashi started explaining about protection for straight and lesbian couples, Haku nearly fainted while Naruto tried to pretend he didn’t see the picture of the naked people putting on the protection together.
Gaara raised a bare eyebrow and closed the book so Naruto could stop making those weird faces.
“…And there is gay sex…”
Naruto nearly fell off his seat when Kakashi said those words.
Gaara, Sasuke and Neji looked at Naruto. Naruto looked down to hide the blush.
Iruka blushed as he read the instructions, “Like straight sex, gay people need protection like…”
Naruto covered his ears while trying to avoid the stares of the three boys. ‘Three?’ Naruto looked at Gaara. Gaara looked back at Naruto. ‘Is he hungry?’ Naruto asked himself as he kept his gaze on the redhead.
Gaara smirked and mouthed, “Later we can continue” before he turned back around opened the book once more.
Sasuke and Neji saw the message and were on the edge from beating the crap out of Gaara.
Naruto blushed one more as he saw Gaara drawing on the picture of the two men. Naruto gasped loudly as he saw the picture on him and Gaara on those two people.
Naruto kept his gaze from everyone that period.
Lunch…
“Haku you bastard, why did you go to someone else for the partnering?!” Naruto screamed in Haku’s ear as they left Health class.
“Hinata was shy and she really looked like she needed someone to work with,” Haku said as he cleaned his ear.
“Next time let her pick the person she wants to be with!” Naruto growled.
“Why? Sasuke or Neji didn’t even get close to you?” Haku asked as they approached their locker. Naruto and Haku had to share Haku’s locker because since Shikamaru left, he couldn’t put his books in that locker anymore.
“Yeah but Gaara did” Naruto whispered as he worked on the locker combination.
“Huh? Gaara? He likes you too?” Haku asked as he opened the locker door.
“Yes, and he even drew a picture of both of us!” Naruto hissed as he took out his needed books and lunch bag.
“Oh, looks like we might have a big competition between you five” Haku smiled.
“Five?” Naruto tilted his head.
Haku closed the locker door. “Yes, I also found out that Hinata likes you”
“But I’m gay Haku” Naruto hissed.
“Oh well you might be in her family anyway” Haku said as he walked out the hall with Naruto.
Naruto raised an eyebrow. “Why?”
“Because Hinata is Neji’s little cousin” Haku giggled as he looked at Naruto’s horrible face expression. “Ah yes, this is a good day for me” Haku smiled.
“Oh, I almost forgot. I heard that you’re getting a ride to school with Zabuza” Naruto smiled evilly.
“Yeah, so?” Haku looked away.
“So…did you have fun?” Naruto asked teasingly.
Haku looked down. “Yes, but we didn’t do anything but talk” Haku said as he looked at the laughing blonde.
“Ha ha yeah, I bet you-ha ha ha- had a great time talking…ha ha ha!” Naruto nearly fell as Haku kicked him in the ass.
“Shut up!” Haku yelled as he walked ahead of Naruto.
Naruto rubbed his back and followed Haku, “Oh come one Haku, I was only-wha-?”
Haku quickly turned around to find no one behind him. “Naruto? Hey, this isn’t funny you damn bitch! Naruto?” Haku looked around the area. “What the fuck?”
--
Naruto found himself trapped between a whiteboard and someone holding his shirt. The blonde couldn’t see a thing since the lights were off. “What the hell are you doing?” he hissed as he tries to escape from the other person’s grasp.
The person didn’t answer.
Naruto shivered as he felt a hand snaking up his shirt. “Hey! W-what are you doing?”
“Don’t scream” the person ordered.
‘That voice…’ “G-Gaara?” Naruto gasped.
“You have good memory,” Gaara said as he licked Naruto’s neck.
“Wait! We can’t do this. I…we…-just stop!” Naruto said as he pushed Gaara away. Naruto’s heart was beating faster then a jackhammer; he really didn’t know what to do. He didn’t like Gaara in that way at all.
“What’s wrong? You didn’t stop Sasuke or Neji from doing this to you” Gaara said as he turned on the lights.
Naruto eyes widened as he looked at the red head. “You-you saw?”
Gaara sat on a desk, “Everyone of the kisses you got from Uchiha and Hyuuga.”
Naruto looked down, he didn’t know what to do or say. One day he was hated by everyone, the next he was being loved by them. ‘What the hell is going on?’ Naruto asked himself as he bit his lip and squeezed his eyes shut.
“Why can’t I have you like they did?” Gaara hissed.
“…Because they’re different…” Naruto whispered as he opened his eyes slightly.
“And no one can love a monster?” Gaara growled as he raised his voice higher with every word.
Naruto looked at Gaara with confusion. “What? What do you mean by that?”
“You know. Everyone knows. I’m a monster.” Gaara said as he approached the blonde.
‘Monster…’ that word played over and over again in Naruto’s head. He then found himself on the ground looking at his knees.
Gaara then lifted the blonde’s chin up. “Why can’t you talk to me like you do to them? Why don’t you notice me in the classes that we’re in? Why can’t you love me?” he asked before he kissed Naruto harshly.
Naruto eyes widened but he quickly tries to push away Gaara.
Gaara grab Naruto’s hands and held them down.
Naruto managed to say “No” before Gaara plunges his tongue in Naruto’s mouth. The blonde kept on struggling until he was running out of air. Before he could pass out, the red head pulled away.
Gaara looked at the frighten blonde. “Don’t you feel anything?”
Naruto was still panting until he finally caught his breath. He leaned back against the wall and closed his eyes. ‘I-I can’t like someone who I barley know…Gaara, your just a person who I want to be friends with…’ he coughed a little before looking at pale emerald eyes. “Gaara, I-I’m so-”
“Naruto” someone yelled from behind.
Gaara and Naruto looked at the intruder.
“Haku,” Naruto whispered.
Haku stomped in the room until he was in front of the two teens. “What were you doing to Naruto?” he hissed.
Gaara glared at Haku. “I don’t have to tell you anything,” he said as he got up and left the room. “Naruto, even though you don’t feel for me the way I do for you, I will not stop until you love me.” He said before he walked out.
Haku kneeled by Naruto. “Are you okay?”
“Yeah…” Naruto whispered.
At home…
Naruto sighed as he entered his house. The ride home with Sasuke was tiring. All they did was make out, ‘but it was more like Sasuke ravishing my lips’ Naruto thought as he took off his shoes.
“I’m home,” he said as he walked to his room. “Mom?” he called. Naruto then smiled. “No one’s home!” he cheered as he jumped to his bed and turned on laptop.
“I hope he’s here,” Naruto hoped as he logged in to A.I.M.
5 hours later…
Naruto was asleep by his laptop. He was waiting for N-Destiny15 to log on for over 5 hours. His computer was still on and he was holding the mouse.
N-Destiny15: Hello?
“Huh?” Naruto quickly sat up. He looked around the room to make sure his mom wasn’t in there.
N-Destiny15: Anyone home?
Naruto turned to the screen and smiled. “Finally”
Foxy-smile-999: Hi
N-Destiny15: How are you doing?
Foxy-smile-999: Not so good
N-Destiny15: What’s wrong?
Foxy-smile-999: Something happened that I really feel guilty 4
N-Destiny15: What?
Foxy-smile-999: Someone else kissed me but the thing that I don’t like him and I’m afraid what he’s going 2 do 2 me.
N-Destiny15: Are you guilty for not liking him?
Foxy-smile-999: No, I’m guilty because
Foxy-smile-999: I can’t say it
N-Destiny15: Why?
Foxy-smile-999: I’m too shy
N-Destiny15: When did I ever laugh at you?
Foxy-smile-999: never
N-Destiny15: So what makes you think I’ll laugh at you now?
Foxy-smile-999:It’s just that I feel guilty because I didn’t want to feel like I’m doing something behind your back
N-Destiny15: So you’re worried that I won’t like you anymore because some else kissed you
Foxy-smile-999: yes
N-Destiny15: Hey, it’s your life not mine. And if it was my life, I’ll kill that guy
Foxy-smile-999: Thanks but you shouldn’t do that
N-Destiny15: Anyway my feelings for you won’t change because someone else kissed you, you trusted me enough to tell me someone else kissed you and vise versa.
Foxy-smile-999: Yeah, I’m just so confused about this I really don’t know what to do, this never happened to me before
N-Destiny15: Even we can’t touch or see each other I’ll be a shoulder that you can lean on. Just as long as you don’t cry on me
Foxy-smile-999: Thank you; you really know how to cheer up a person.
N-Destiny15: I’m just telling you my true feelings and thoughts like I do to anyone but you’re welcome
Foxy-smile-999: Oh, what a great way to respond to my thanks! That’s the last time I’m being nice to u, u jerk!
N-Destiny15: Oh great, loud mouth is back
Foxy-smile-999: loud mouth?! y u little fuck!
N-Destiny15: I like to see you say that to my face
Foxy-smile-999: 1 day I’m going to spit on that arrogant face of urs!
N-Destiny15: Oh, we’ll see about that
Foxy-smile-999: u damn bastard! I’ll kill you!
N-Destiny15: Big words for an idiot that’s yelling at the computer
Foxy-smile-999: I’m not an idiot you fucking ass hole!
N-Destiny15: I don’t have to waste my time with you!
Foxy-smile-999: I already too many moments of my life talking to you!
N-Destiny15: If you call yelling and screaming talking
Foxy-smile-999: that’s it!
Foxy-smile-999: sign off 9:15 P.M.
“Bastard” Naruto chuckled as he turned off his laptop and laid back down his bed.
Ring
Ring
“Naruto, get the damn phone!” Tsunade screamed.
“But I thought I was grounded” Naruto screamed back
Ring
Ring
“I have a fucking hangover! Now get the damn phone!”
Naruto smiled happily as he got up and answered the phone. “Hello?”
“Naruto-kun, I almost forgot to tell you about the changes I did with Karuto!”
“What did you do?”
“Well. Matashi’s eyes and mouth are covered instead of the eyes only and he can also see with the cloth over his eyes. Other than that, everything about him is the same but I did most of the changes with Karuto.
“What did you do?”
“He now haves two whisker marks, he now haves a cat sealed in his hair and he like rice instead of ramen”
“What? How dare you make Karuto like that nasty wood paste instead of the hot, nice and beautiful ramen?”
“One, food can’t be beautiful and two you didn’t let me finish the theme some I made for Karuto!”
“Oh, sorry, continue please”
“The theme song is called “VIVA-STONES (4)”
“Oh really…”
“Yeah, but I only did the lyrics for the beginning”
“Okay, tell me how it goes”
“Okay, ahem:
‘Have you ever heard of the YELLOW AGE?
Don’t tell your papa or he’ll think you are gay
All the other girls like to bother me and stay
Our music really sucks but we play it anyway!’
“I didn’t do the course but here is what they spell instead of American”
M-E-X-I-C-A-N-N! M-E-X-I-C-A-N-N!”
“Mexican? You know you put two n’s right?”
“You tell me a country that haves eight letters!”
“Fine, fine”
“Well, I got to go now, I need to work on my manga now”
“You’re working on a manga too?”
“Yeah, I’ve been working on it for a while!”
“Cool, what is it called?”
“I’ll tell you tomorrow!”
“Why not now?”
“Because I want to annoy you! Bye!”
Click
“Oh well, I’ll kill him tomorrow. For now, bed and ramen!” Naruto said as he ran out of his room to the kitchen.
To be continued…
Yaoilover S: Was this chapter good? I think I gone a little over board with the Gaara part. Do you think that I should take it out?
Sorry if you’re confuse about the chat language, to tell the truth it was really confusing! I even had to have my sister give me some translations so I can understand what the fuck I’m saying! I really hate chat rooms, it takes up time from reading and drawing yaoi and plus chat rooms are the reason why my damn two other sisters hog the damn computer! Oh and do you know what B.T.W means? I tried to find the translation but my sister is pissed at me now!
Naruto: Why did Gaara kiss me?!
Yaoilover S: Because a review I read from this person um I think it was aNiMePeRfEcT, anyway her review gave me an idea! Put Gaara in the triangle but I decided not to make you love him because I already thought up the person Neji and Sasuke are going to be jealous of and because I already made a story where you like Gaara (and Sasuke…)! You finish the rest Naruto!
Naruto: (1) Cheesecake Factory a place in Old Town (See word below) that DOESN’T even sell cheesecake!
Yaoilover S: Those damn bastards! :Takes out guns: I’ll kill them!
(2) In Old Pasadena (Also known as Old Town) (in C.A.), there is this street that you can walk diagonally. There’s also a place where you have to walk when it’s a red light and not walk when it’s a green light. That street is fun yet very confusing if you’re a new comer or haven’t been there for months!
(3) That really happened to Fuko-chan (well not the yaoi part) but she really had to learn that in health class and her teachers really said what Kakashi and Iruka said too!
(4) VIVA-STONES! That was the theme song Fiouri and Yaoi-s-san made up for Karuto! If you’ve seen Naruto then you’ll know about VIVA-ROCKS by Orange Range, but that doesn’t mean they hate that song! Anyway, if you think those lyrics are offensive then they’re sorry but that was the only place we could think of! Really!
Yaoilover S: Okay! This time it won’t take me that long to update but I can’t make any promises! I doing something for…um…I can’t tell you until I’m finish the thing I’m doing so DON’T ask!
Okay, If you didn’t already Review then Review now! But first, look at the note on the bottom
Next Chapter:
Christmas is this month! (Well…not really but in this story yes!) And Naruto is going Shopping after school with Haku, Tsunade and…Itachi? Looks like Naruto is going to have the most “exciting” Christmas shopping he’d ever have!
NOTE: IT’S VOTING TIME PEOPLE! YOU ALL MUST TELL ME WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NARUTO YAOI PAIRING! BUT THIS TIME I’M NOT PUTTING ANY OPTIOPNS FOR YOU GUYS TO CHOOSE, YOU ALL MUST TELL ME IN E-MAIL OR REVIEW!
Another note: Don’t ask me why I asked you this, because I’m not answering ‘til later on in December!
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