A ninja must see underneath the underneath. | By : Blooregard01 Category: Naruto > General Views: 4433 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Kakashi, who was used to getting by with little sleep, woke up first. After re-filling his canteen, he decided it was time for Naruto to wake up as well.
“Naruto, get up!” Some incoherent mumbling came out of the smaller of the two tents.
“You have 10 minutes before I start packing up your tent, with you in it if need be.” The older shinobi threatened while he started packing up his own camping equipment. Nine minutes and forty-five seconds later, a lot of mumbling, cursing and stumbling sounds came out of Naruto’s tent.
“What’s the rush Kashi-senseiiii?” Naruto complained with his head popping out of the tent opening. Naruto’s hair was ruffled and his eyes were small and still half-closed.
“Endearing.” Kakashi thought. “And did he just call me Kashi-sensei?” “Get a grip Kakashi…” He scolded himself. “We need to get moving Naruto, or we’ll never make it to the border by sundown.” He explained himself. “So get dressed, and I’ll help you pack up your stuff”.
“Hmpf, fine, fine, gimme a sec.” Naruto replied while putting on his trousers and shoes. He crawled out of the tent half-naked and started to stretch his limbs.
“Not exactly a morning person, are you Naruto?” Kakashi asked the sleepy looking boy.
“What do you think.” The boy replied grumpily. “Do I at least get some breakfast or something?”
“It’s quite late already, we’ll just have an early lunch.” Kakashi replied while staring at the half naked slightly tanned shinobi stretching in front of him.
After they had packed up their camping spot, the duo got moving again. Soon enough, Naruto became his happy energetic self again while Kakashi was reading an Icha Icha novel. “What do you find so interesting about those stupid books anyways Kakashi-sensei?” Naruto asked bluntly.
“First of all Naruto, they are not stupid. They are amazingly fascinating.” Kakashi answered as if he was telling an undeniable truth.
“Fascinating for perverts you mean.” Naruto interrupted his sensei.
“Perhaps… The people in the novels lead very different lives filled with passion, romance and well… perverted sex.” Kakashi admitted. “It’s very different from shinobi life, what makes it nice to read.” “And besides that, some chapters are really really hot.” Kakashi added to make his student squirm.
To his delight, Naruto’s whiskered cheeks became noticeable red. “You’re such a perv…” The blond added uncomfortably.
Kakashi snickered. “Oh you have no idea my little innocent Naruto-kun…” Kakashi patronized the boy. To tease the him even further, he decided to start reading a chapter out loud.
“It’s sooo big!” The young girl screeched in amazement. “I don’t know if I can take it all.” “Oh don’t worry darling, I’ll be gentle.” Naruto replied while pulling the bewildered girl on his lap. The two started kissing passionately. Their tongues exploring each other’s mouths. The girl’s high pitched moans filled the room. Naruto placed a hand on the girls soft breast. He gently squeezed the tender flesh while his other hand descended towards…”
“STOP IT KAKASHI-SENSEI!” The real Naruto yelled with a now beet red color on his face.
“Ugh, I hate it that I have the same name as pervy-sage’s main character.” Naruto pouted.
“Let me read a bit more to you. It was just getting interesting.” Kakashi teased wickedly.
“Don’t you dare!” Naruto yelled at the older shinobi, who now had a huge grin behind his mask.
“Ohh, come now Naruto-kun. Are you getting shy? Do I need to buy you your own copy of Icha Icha?” Kakashi threw some oil on the fire.
“That’s it!” Naruto yelled as he made a jump towards the book in his sensei’s hand. Kakashi was quicker and taller than Naruto though. He quickly pulled the book away from the boy’s grabbing hands and swatted him on the head with it.
“Oh no, not this time you little mutt. I still haven’t gotten the creases out of the last book you stole from me. It’s not happening again.” Kakashi scolded.
“Then stop reading it to me!” Naruto yelled.
“Fine, fine, keep your pants on Naruto.” The silver-haired Jonin amusingly added.
“Maybe you’re only interested in those filthy books because you can’t get a real girl?” Naruto said with a devilish grin on his face, aiming for some retaliating.
“What makes you think I’m interested in girls?” Kakashi added rather bluntly.
“I-uh-what!?” Naruto replied taken aback. “Are you saying you’re gay Kakashi-sensei!?”
“Not that it’s any of your business Naruto, but yes.” The older shinobi admitted dryly.
“Ooooh, I see.” Naruto replied. “Is that why you’re always hanging around Yamato-sensei? Because he gives you… wood…?” Naruto started snickering.
“What! No! Yamato’s just a fellow shinobi that I know from ANBU you crazy kid.”
“Right, right…” Naruto said while scratching his head. “OH! I know! It’s Gai-sensei isn’t it? I’ve seen you when you’re around him. Always trying to show off in silly competitions… Do you loooooove Gai-sensei? You do, don’t you?” Naruto mocked the older shinobi.
“Shut up you little twat, before I lose my patience and pound you into the ground.” Kakashi replied sourly.
“Ohhhh, so it’s me you want to pound, huh Kakashi-sensei?” Naruto pushed Kakashi even further.
“That’s it, time to tone this kid down a bit.” He grabbed his wrist with his left hand, put out his palm, summoned a few flashy thunderbolts and yelled “SHIDORI!”
“AAAAAAAAGGHHHH! No, no, no, no…don’t kill me, don’t kill me sensei! ” Naruto yelled as he ran away as far as he could from the angry looking Copy-nin.
“Gotcha...”, Kakashi thought happily while playing with the tiny thunderbolts running through his fingers. He knew fully well though that Naruto’s last observation was actually spot on…
After about ten minutes, Kakashi passed the bush Naruto hid himself in. He could sense the boy’s huge chakra reserves. He lifted a finger and send a small lightning bolt through the bush.
“Ouch! Dammit Kakashi-sensei. Electricity hurts you know!” Naruto screamed while hopping out of the bush holding his arm.
“I want you to practice more on lowering your chakra levels Naruto. I could easily spot you from a mile away.” Kakashi admonished his student.
“Yeah well, I don’t tend to run and hide from my enemies.” The blond retorted bluntly.
“None the less Naruto. Being able to keep your position a secret is an important advantage in a lot of situations. So come on, get to it. Your chakra is still skyrocketing.”
“Hai-hai…” The blond replied while putting some effort into controlling his chakra amount.
By sunset, both shinobi had traveled a long way. They were now close to Konoha’s border leading to The Land of Rivers.
“Kakashi-sensei, shouldn’t we be setting up camp by now?” Naruto wondered out loud.
“I had a different plan in mind Naruto.” Kakashi replied. “You see, The Land of Rivers is a neighboring country to Konoha, but it also neighbors to The Country of Rain. We are close to the point where the tree borders reach each other. For now we are going to keep moving for two reasons. One, The Country of Rain is dangerous and highly secured. We cannot come close to their borders without security finding out. We also received intel that The Country of Rain is home to some high placed Akatsuki members. So I want to distance ourselves from that mess. The Land of Rivers on the other hand, has very little border control. They are a country that resigns from conflict and tries to keep a neutral disposition. We can cross their border unnoticed without too much fuss.
Secondly, The Land of Rivers has a lot of mountains, therefor they also have a lot of secluded caves. If we keep on moving, we have a good chance of finding a nice cave before dark. That would spare us the trouble of setting up camp. The sky isn’t exactly clear either, so a cave might not be a bad decision considering it rains a lot in these areas.”
“Right, right…” Naruto muttered. “Do you always overthink things so much Kakashi-sensei?” Naruto asked.
“A good shinobi takes his environment into account Naruto. It might be good idea to remember what I tell you about the other countries. As it is our job as shinobis to protect Konoha, we do need some information about the other nations. It’s useful.”
“I guess so.” Naruto mumbled.
“In fact… It might not be a bad idea to get you a book about the strategic strong points and weaknesses of the shinobi nations.” Kakashi thought out loud.
“I should have kept my mouth shut…” Naruto pondered.
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