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Hey There Witchdoctor!	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 21004 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 2
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Chapter List
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(I’m thinking)
“I’m speaking”
/Author’s comments
Pairing : Harem – Naruto x Minato / Hiruzen / Hashirama / Tobirama /
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The vampires shivered, they knew he meant every word and if he has his way, the creatures in Konoha will not have to worry about medical care ever again.
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Konoha Bakery …
They’ve been there many times …
They smelled the fresh baked pastries …
They gazed longingly at the moist colorful confections for years …
And now …
They can eat their cake!
That is what the four vampires of Konoha academy, Minato, Tobirama, Hashirama and Hiruzen, were doing. Munching on scrumptious and luscious treats that they’d been dying to try, but couldn’t until they were cured.
“We’ve been coming here pretending to eat for so long that it actually seems weird to eat these pastries,” chuckled Hiruzen before he bit into a cherry Danish.
Minato nodded, licking the chocolate cream off his lips, “I know what you mean, but it’s a really good feeling … something wrong Tobirama?”
Hashirama rolled his eyes, “Ignore him you guys, he’s just sulking because it turns out he was wrong, imagine that,” Tobirama huffed and ignored his friends’ laughing as he bit into a cinnamon bun.
“I got word from the Akatsuki … they’ll be in town in the spring so just a few months,” said the headmaster as they finished they food.
A moment of silence passed before Hashirama asked, “So what should we do? We can’t hide our changes for long especially if we keep eating like this and go without our rings more” they all have been trying to feel the sun more … even Hiruzen, but he still needs his ring to hide his age.
Hiruzen frowned as he and his friends got up to leave. “We’ll have to play it by year and hope Yahiko is in a good mood when he meets Naruto,” he said as they stepped out of the bakery and into the chilly air. Hiruzen spotted someone running towards them "… Kurenai? How are you?”
Kurenai skidded to a stop, she was pale and clearly panicking. “Please Hiruzen, I need your help! I-don’t, it’s just” the words after that made no sense because she was starting to hyperventilate.
Hiruzen held the black haired woman’s shoulder “Kurenai, you have to calm down. Take a deep breath and tell us what happened” Minato helped her sit on a bench and she took a second to catch her breath.
“Someone took my brother Iruka," she gasped as tears began pouring from her eyes.
The vampires immediately went to their fellow professor’s home with Kurenai and found the door kicked in. As they looked through the house they saw clear signs of a struggle, such as furniture tipped over, broken glass scattered over the floor from a shattered grandfather clock and a dent in the brick fireplace surround. There was one thing that really worried them and that was a large puddle of water in the living room next to several broken paintings. Everyone knew now that this was a coordinated attack to catch a merperson.
"This isn’t good," said Minato as his fingers brushed over a dent in the wall that took the shape of a mere person’s tail. The vampires went around the entire house, but couldn’t find a trail or scent.
Hashirama shook his head. “Not one trace."
“Actually we do know that Iruka injured one of his attackers, but I can’t smell a scent from it … how odd,” pointed out Tobirama
Hiruzen’s eyes widened slightly at the sight of blood. “I think we should find our new friend” Kurenai looked confused, but the other vampires got the subtle hint. “Kurenai we’re going to get someone who might be able to help. Stay here in case he comes back,” he said as he took out a handkerchief and took a sample of blood before leaving with his vampire friends.
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Naruto was in the attic tending to an unusual plant. Most people would think it was a dead vine hanging from the ceiling, but if they got too close the leaves would snap open and spray a deadly gas. Simply pinching the leaves shut before they snap open would make it possible to snip the gray berries on the stalk.
The berries are wonderful for a number of different potions, but dangerous to acquire. The Brit took a couple steps back and dropped the leaves. He took the bowl of berries he collected downstairs. He was washing the berries in the kitchen when a knocking at the door caught his attention.
“Hello … can I help you?” There standing at his door was none other than Mr. Aburame and his son Shino.
Shibi raised an eyebrow. “Yes we wanted to ask you something,” he said as he and his son entered the house.
“would you care for some tea? … so what do you need?” asked the blonde as he made three cups of tea.
“You gave your headmaster Hiruzen a can of green tea, we … we want to know where you got it” stated the cautious insect charmer.
Naruto set up three cups of tea and poured the hot water as he said, “Well, if I remember correctly … I got the can at that health food shop on Jonin road … why do you want to know?”
Shino adjusted his glasses. “My father and I collect teas, we were only curious since we haven’t seen that kind in town that’s all … this tea is very good.”
“Why thank you, that’s my mother’s recipe," smiled the British student.
“Your mother makes teas? But didn’t you just say …” asked Shibi.
“I said got the can there. Yes, my parents own a hotel and my mother makes teas for the guests,” Naruto saw a ladybug crawl onto the table and saw the two insect charmers' jaws drop. “Don’t take anything that ladybug says seriously, she’s a total gossip hound. Just like those bugs who told on me” The blonde stated casually and sipped his tea.
For what seemed to be a while there was an odd and almost awkward silence …
Shibi was the first to shake himself out of his shock. “You … you know what we are? How? Why would you …” the older insect charmer let his sentence trail off. He was clearly having trouble wrapping his head around this revelation.
“As I mentioned my family owns a hotel, but it also doubles as a hospital. A hospital that specializes in creatures that are anything but human. My mother doesn’t just make teas. She makes medicines and uses the tea containers to hide medicines from people who are … unaware of the other people around them,” said the blonde foreigner.
Shino was if anything more stunned than his father. He couldn’t believe that the transfer student he shared a class with just last term was responsible for his father’s miraculous recovery!
“Naruto Moore, thank you so much … but why would …” Shino hesitated, the last thing he wanted to do was offend the person who saved his father.
Naruto smiled. “my family has been helping people for many years and it’s something I want to do"
Darks brows shot up. "My grandfather used to talk about healers from back in his old home in Britain. He claimed to work with them before he left for America and that they were great healers that had some strange quirks, but I was under the impression such skilled people weren’t real because my grandfather made up lots of stories” Shibi explained.
The blonde chuckled. “And I thought insect charmers were extinct. I guess it’s a good thing we were both wrong. So your grandfather came over a long time ago. Well that explains how you avoided the epidemic.”
“Epidemic?” said a perplexed Shino.
Naruto nodded as he refilled their cups. “About 60 years ago in Britain there was an outbreak of blue lung. It was small at first, but when my grandma and great-grandma went to start the potion they noticed that the key ingredient was dwindling due to a drought. The drought was expected to end quickly, but it didn’t and the infection spread over most of Europe and most people in my pack believed it spread through the Americas as well since many people were coming here.”
“Actually there was a small outbreak here, but it didn’t effect most of the eastern states … is there any way we could repay you?” said Shibi.
A silence filled the room as the blond pondered the question. “Nope, I did what I did because I wanted to help, that’s all."
The younger insect charmer tried to object, "But we-”
Naruto cut him off “All I’m saying is that you shouldn’t feel obligated to do anything, but if you’d like, I could use your help. Follow me,” he took a sip of his tea before getting up and leading through the hallways of the mansion.
No one has been near the Uzumaki home in years. It truly was a sight to see the large wooden staircases, tall ceilings, huge windows and some small stained glass windows that peppered the entire place. The three came to a beautiful set of ornately carved French doors..
Naruto pushed the doors open and they were met with warm humid air. They had walked into a large room with two story tall ceilings and it extended several feet away from the house. It was made mostly of glass and had a pond in the center. It contained a few odd fish and plants “This is the original greenhouse, but I made the attic into one as well. This is what I could use your help with,” said the blonde as he went over to a table filled with small plants.
Shibi looked at one withering plant in particular. “This one isn’t doing very well.”
“No it’s not” said the blonde, “that plant needs insects to crawl on the stem so it can bloom, but this weather isn’t the best for insects,” he glanced outside at the slowly falling snowflakes of the first snowfalls of the year.
“Yes we understand that, but insects are tenacious. They can still survive inside any building. We can help with that. Tell me, these plants and this mansion, are you setting up shop?” asked Shibi.
The blonde smiled. "Yep, but that might be trickier than I expected”
Shino adjusted his glasses and nodded. “It will be and not just gaining trust. The werewolves and demons will want you for themselves and the Akatsuki … if they think for one second you don’t know what you’re doing …” he let his sentence trail off.
“I heard the stories. The werewolves and demons don’t bother me, but it will be a problem convincing the Akatsuki since I use very different potions and methods than they do,” exclaimed the blonde who didn’t seem as concerned as the insect charmers thought he should be.
“it this really all you want us to do? Set up a hive?” asked Shibi
“yes … well to be perfectly honest I was going to ask you both to drop your pants and bend over, but this was by far a more beneficial arrangement” A pounding on the front the door drew their attention and Naruto quickly left the blushing Aburames to get the door as he muttered something about vampires trying to break his door down.
Naruto smiled. “Hiruzen, what do you guys need? … you do remember you can just walk in right?” he asked as he let them in.
Hiruzen had a serious look on his face. “Someone captured Iruka” …
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