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A Crafty Chameleon	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 28015 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 4
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Chapter List
- 5
- 6
- 7
(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
"Demon / summon / ghost speaking"
 (Demon / summon / ghost thinking) 
/Author's comments;
Pairing: Harem – Naruto x OC 'Dan' / Ranmaru /
Last Time:
That good moment might help Naruto get through the this without killing someone ... might ...
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8:36 am ...
Four genin waited at the meeting place for the senseis so they could finish they test.
"they said training ground 7 at 8:00, right?" asked Natsu
Naruto sighed "yes they did, but they already showed us that they have punctuality issues ... here" a box of food appeared and he handed it to Natsu.
The smaller orange haired twin felt his stomach growl "but Kakashi-sensel said-"
"technically he suggested not to eat, he didn't order us not to and even if he did why would you listen to someone who makes such a stupid request? Don't eat? We need energy so eating is necessary ... and you know he isn't our sensei until we pass, so eat up"
Natsu smiled, his brother was right so he opened the box revealing several tasty delicacies "wow did you make all this?"
"yep ... are you guys going to eat or what?" the ROOT agent asked the pinkette and the Uchiha.
Sakura and Sasuke looked at the food and they decided not to risk it even if what Naruto said made perfect sense.
One hour later, 9:36 am ...
*poof* the boneheads- I mean senseis arrived.
Kushina grinned "Alright lets get this test-... umm guys?"
None of the soon to be genin even bothered looking up from their game.
"yes, I win!" yelled Natsu
Sakura smiled "your lucky, that's the second time now ... hey we're out of snacks" she said as she looked into the now empty basket Naruto brought. Sakura and Sasuke gave up 30 minutes ago and started eating too.
Kakashi sweat dropped "hey guys, the test"
Naruto raised an eyebrow "when did you guys get here?"
Kushina pouted "can we start the test now?"
The genin stood up and the stuff disappeared into one of the many seals in Naruto's jacket making Kakashi raise an eyebrow (he likes using seals? Wonder when that started and who taught him?) "ok, all you have to do in order to pass is take one of the three bells on my belt"
"but there's only three bells, what happens if we don't get one?" asked pinky
"then you get sent back to the academy ... begin" said Kushina in a cheery voice. Three ninja vanished into the forest, while Naruto laid down on the ground.
Kushina blinked "umm ... Naruto the test"
Naruto looked at them through the black lenses of his goggles "don't worry about me, failing will be in my best interest. After all, I don't like my senseis and I can't stand Duckass and Pinky"
Kakashi and Kushina winced "but what about Natsu?" asked the red head
"I know he'd understand" the blonde shrugged, but then he turned to Kakashi "uncanny" he got up and seemed to inspect the jonin.
The silver haired nin blinked and backed away from the blonde "what is?"
Naruto glanced at the jonin, Kakashi was hiding it well, but Naruto could tell he was nervous "your resemblance to that anbu I mentioned the other day ... oh well, with the punishments starting today, I guess it doesn't matter"
Kakashi raised an eyebrow "punishments?"
Kushina smiled "Minato is punishing everyone who hurt Naruto by having everyone's memories searched and then suffer what they did to Naruto-cha-"
"are you really so selfish and arrogant that you'd add a suffix without gaining even one shred of respect from me? hmmm" asked Naruto as Kakashi paled behind his mask at the thought of his memories being searched.
The red head flinched "I-I'm sorry, it's habit. I sometimes add a suffix to friends and family member's names"
The blonde nodded "I understand, but lets keep the suffixes to friends and family until further notice, kay?" Kushina nodded and turned her head to hide the tears in her eyes ... Naruto didn't consider himself a friend or a family member to her ... that hurt.
At that point Natsu charged Kakashi and the test was on its way ...
(come on Natsu, think, this test is about teamwork. Ask me for help) thought the blonde as he watched his orange haired twin get tossed into the stream nearby.
Natsu dragged himself out of the water and saw Naruto still sitting under a tree "Naruto aren't you going to try to get a bell?"
Naruto shrugged "I don't really want be stuck on a team with Sasuke and Sakura"
"well, you're not leaving me alone with them so come, help me" said the smaller twin as he tried to drag Naruto by the sleeve.
The blonde chuckled "alright, alright, quit tugging. I guess it would be cruel to leave you alone with them, so what's the plan?"
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Kakashi finished off Sakura with a simple genjutsu which disappointed Kushina "this is sad, our kunoichi should be better than this" said the red head as she looked at the unconscious pinkette laying on the ground. She carried Sakura out of the way as Sasuke attacked Kakashi.
*bang* Kushina spun around saw Kakashi and Sasuke unconscious on either side of a crater and Natsu was standing with Naruto holding a book.
"WOW that worked, shame we couldn't get the bells since he's laying on them, but we got the book ... hey Naruto, are they alright?" asked Natsu as he looked at the downed Uchiha and jonin.
"yeah, it was only a stun grenade ... see they're waking up"
The silver haired jonin stumbled upright "well ... I definitely didn't see that coming ... MY BOOK!"
Natsu smiled "give us the bells or we burn your book" Naruto lit a match and held it near the book.
"NO DON'T HURT MY BABY! I'll-" *beep*beep*beep*beep* "the test is done! Please give her back, there's no point now, please ... please" everyone sweat dropped as Kakashi begged for his book.
Naruto took the book from his twin "since our demands are unfullfilled we have no reason to give this back" and the book burst into flames. A girly shriek came from the jonin before he past out.
"so what about the test? Do we pass?" Natsu asked
Kushina thought a moment "you guys didn't get a bell so-"
"that's ok, they can have mine" said Naruto as he pulled out the three silver bells and gave one to each of the others.
The red head blinked, she saw that there were only stones on strings tied to Kakashi's belt and looked confused, when were the bells taken? "Naruto you have to get the bells before th-"
The ROOT agent nodded "before the alarm goes off, I know. Did you see me take them after the alarm went off?"
"errrr ... no? but-"
The blonde sighed "so if you didn't see me take them after when you were standing right there, that's means I must've grabbed them before even if you didn't see when, right?" Kushina nodded "well, the bells are valid then and I choose to get rid of them"
Natsu pouted "but what about you Naruto?"
Kushina smiled "actually the point of the test was to show teamwork so you all pass thanks to Naruto and Natsu. Our first mission is next week, we'll meet Monday same time and place"
Sasuke smirked as if a sound track of people clapping for him was playing in his head and Sakura followed him like a lost puppy as they left the grounds.
The ROOT agent sighed "well, see ya Natsu-"
The red head grabbed the blonde's arm as he tried to leave "hey Naruto would you like to come over and have dinner-"
"no Namikaze-san"
The woman frowned "you should call me sensei now-"
"why? you haven't taught me anything, so why call you sensei? That'd be like calling you mother when all you did was leave me behind ... well, maybe you did teach me something. You taught me how to abandon family, and you" he kicked Kakashi in the ribs waking him up "taught me how to take all your teachings and spit on them, so I guess I will call you both sensei, feel better?" the two jonin winced at the eeire smile Naruto gave them ... they didn't want to be called sensei anymore "that's settled then, got to go senseis and have fun with your punishments especially you" he glancing at his red haired sensei before leaving.
Kushina was confused by that comment. Why is he wishing her luck? ...
Kakashi was terrified ...
Natsu was pouting cause he wanted to spend time with his brother ...
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Orochimaru frowned "are you sure you want to show them that week Naruto? I mean, that week was ..."
The blonde sitting on the porch over looking the garden where Mina was playing nodded "bad yeah ... how do you think she got away from her babysitters?" he asked trying to change the subject.
The snake sannin shrugged "no idea" a knock at the door caught their attention.
When Naruto opened the door he found Arashi staring at him "h-hi I'm looking for Mina ummm are you Naruto?"
(yep and I'm the ROOT agent who has been stalking you and knows 50 different kill you so it looks like an accident) he raised an eyebrow "yes I'm Naruto, who are you?"
Arashi looked nervous "I-I'm your o-older brother ..."
Naruto frowned "I see ... Mina, Arashi is here"
"it's time to go home Mina" smiled the purple eyed blonde.
Mina hugged Naruto's leg with a little pout "I don't wanna go, I wanna stay with bigger brother"
Both blondes blinked in confusion so Orochimaru clarified "Naruto is taller than the all of you Namikazes"
The ROOT agent bit back a laugh. It was true! He was at least 6 inches taller than most of them except Minato who was only a couple inches shorter than the ROOT agent. He was also far more musclier as well.
He patted Mina on the head "now now you should go home, I'm sure Natsu misses you"
"ok Naru-nii" said the little girl as Arashi picked her up and left.
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"Minato what are you doing?" asked Kushina as she saw her husband gathered everyone in the living room.
"keeping a promise to Naruto, you didn't think these punishments were reserved for only the villagers did you? Natsu can you watch Mina tonight?" the orange haired son nodded and took Mina.
Mito frowned "why do we have to? We didn't do anything and we have no memories of Naruto's life" she mumbled sadly.
The hokage nodded "yes, we did nothing and that's why Naruto lived a ... difficult life. So Naruto is giving us a segment of his life to view and he wants us to count phrases"
Arashi raised an eyebrow "count phrases?"
"we'll see what that means when we get to T & I" he said as he ushered most of his family out the door leaving the two youngest behind.
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Ibiki sighed as he looked at the Namikazes sitting in their chairs, they seemed excited to learn about Naruto ... poor stupid fools "ok Naruto choose the week of his fifth birthday" Ibiki frowned.
The interrogator could tell by the way they smiled that Mito, Karin and Arashi were thinking about their happy birthday and Minato and Kushina were thinking the same ... have they forgotten Naruto's medical records already? It wasn't a happy occasion ...
Naruto's brother figure shook his head and placed a trash can next to each of them "your job is to watch the memory and count the number of times your phrase comes up. Mito, Karin, Arashi you three will be counting 'you deserve this'. Kushina, you're counting 'it can't get away now' and Minato yours is 'let's finish what the Fourth started', ready? Here we go" Ibiki made a hand sign and the Namikazes fell limp in their chairs.
"this won't go well"
10 minutes later ...
They woke with a jolt and started puking their guts out and Ibiki could tell by the smell that somebody had an accident ''what's your final count?"
Minato gasped "369"
"85" cried Kushina in between sobs.
After puking again Mito gave her answer "298"
"277" sobbed Karin
"310" stuttered Arashi
"not bad, but you were all off by a little bit, Kushina you should've said 134 and Arashi was closest, but it was actually 346. Hokage-sama congrats, you were the only one right ... you must be so proud ... keep in mind that was only a fraction of Naruto's life ... good day" he left them in that room so he could begin on the rest of the villagers. He was going to enjoy this ...
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Naruto laid on his bed wondering what will happen after this day ... will things be easier? Will people bother him? or will everything stay the same?
*knock*knock* "it's open" the ROOT anbu called and he heard someone come in "Ranmaru, what are you doing here?"
Ranmaru smiled "I thought you could use some company" he found a spot to sit down ... in Naruto's lap.
"I could" he kissed the red eyed curry cook. He slipped hand into Ranmaru's shirt and played with a nipple earning a mewl from the purple haired male. Naruto flipped Ranmaru so that he was on top and started exploring. He found several sensitive spots that made the curry cook moan and thrash when caressed.
A hot mouth sucked on his nipple "ahhh ahhh oh is this way ahhh your room is apart from the rest compound ooooh" moaned the curry cook. He and Naruto were completely naked now and the flushed purplette was thrashing under the blonde's touch.
The ROOT anbu smirked as he pumped the weeping erection earning a scream as Ranmaru came spilling his seed onto the blonde's hand "I mostly wanted a separate place so I didn't bother anyone when I returned from a mission, but this is a good reason too ... you like it when I touch you here, don't you?" he chuckled as he slipped a cum coated finger into Ranmaru making the smaller male's hips buck wildly ... one finger became two ... two became three ...
"YES oooh yes Naruto ahhh put it in ahhh" Ranmaru mewled as the tip of the ROOT agent's big thick cock nudged his virgin hole. He threw his head back in a silent scream as he was filled by the huge manhood. Naruto hit something deep inside Ranmaru making the purplette scream and tighten around the blonde's cock. The ROOT agent adjusted so he'd hit that sweet spot with every curry cook wrapped his legs and arms around Naruto and held on.
Ranmaru felt his release coming "Naruto I ahhh I'm cumming ahhh"
Naruto groaned "let's come together" the both came and collapsed onto the bed together ...
Everyday and night over the next week Ranmaru and Naruto spent together, which made the start of missions much easier for Naruto.
... fucking D rank missions!
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