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Shinigami Shuffle	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Gaara/Naruto Views: 3284 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
- 5
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(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
"Demon / summon / ghost speaking"
 (Demon / summon / ghost thinking) 
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And with that Gaara died ... sort of ... Temari became the next Kazekage ... and Yahiko learned a valuable lesson in punctuality ...
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A certain wood user walked up to Kakashi "It's been two weeks ... we should check on him" said Yamato.
"yeah ... has he even come out of his apartment?" asked Kakashi
"a few times, but it doesn't look like he's been sleeping and Iruka's worried"
"Iruka is always worried ... lets go" the two senseis of team 7 went to Naruto's apartment.
Kakashi knocked on Naruto's door "hey Naruto, it's me. Kakashi ... Yamato and I want to make sure you're alright, could you let us in?"
It took a couple minutes, but a tired blonde finally opened the door "hey sensei"
"we wanted to make sure you're all right ... can we come in?" Naruto stepped aside letting the two ninjas in.
Naruto sighed as he sat on the couch "so ... what?"
Yamato frowned "how are you feeling?"
"fine, I guess ... I know I can't be sad forever ... "
The silver haired nin nodded as he eyed his student carefully "that's true"
The reaper sighed "you should think about how someone would want you to react if you died. I think Gaara would be pretty pissed at me if I sulked for too long and I don't want him to be mad a me when I see him on the other side ... I'm curious Kakashi-sensei, would your teammates or sensei be happy with how you reacted, you know, staring at their gravestones for hours on end? Just wondering since I know I would be pissed if someone wasted their life over my gravestone"
"well ... no, actually they might be mad ..." said Kakashi as he scratched the back of his head sheepishly. He never thought about it that way before ...
"like I said love, he's an idiot ... they seem to be together a lot"
The blonde looked out of the corner of his eye and saw the naked and sexy red headed reaper ... this would explain why the blonde looks so tired ... "is it just me or are you two almost connected at the hip lately?" both senseis blushed "wow ... when did this start? Wait, I know, Yamato comforted you after Sakura's betrayal- I'll take that as a yes" Naruto snickered as their faces turned bright red "all kidding aside, I'm happy for you two"
Kakashi eye smiled "thanks Naruto, we'll go now, we just wanted to make sure you were alright and didn't do anything stupid"
"I hid may things about my self, but my impulsiveness was not one of them" the two senseis smiled as they left the apartment.
"so Naruto, what now?" asked Gaara as he sat in the blonde's lap.
Naruto sighed "I have no idea-"
*knock*knock* Naruto slid out from under Gaara and opened the door where he saw a panting Shizune "Naruto, you have to come to the hospital now, it's about Jiraiya!"
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"what happened?" asked Naruto as he looked at the toad sage laying in the hospital bed and hooked up to several machines.
Tsunade frowned "he was attacked by the Akatsuki ... he's lucky to be alive- Naruto, where are you going?"
The blonde stopped in front of the door "going to see if any nurses will attack him for his previous perverted antics" Tsunade sweat dropped, she didn't think of that ...
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"Naruto, what happened?" asked Gaara as the undead blonde came back into the apartment.
Instead of answering he went to the mirror in the hall and channeled his energy in making a monitor appear "I know you guys can hear me so ANSWER!"
The monitor flicked on revealing a frightened Hiden who kept glancing at someone off screen "y-yes general, sir"
"what happened with Jiraiya? He's in the hospital half dead. Hell, his soul is clinging by a thread and Tsunade says you guys are responsible. NOW WHAT HAPPENED?" Gaara frowned, reapers are only meant to escort souls to the other side not kill people before their time is up. Someone is in big trouble ...
Hiden gulped "well, you see s-sir ... umm after Gaara 'died' err ... Jiraiya became more determined to get info on us and ummm you see ... he caught Yahiko and Nagato having sex and they kind freaked out. Konan stopped them before it got bad, but then he groped her and well yeah ..."
Naruto face palmed "Yahiko, Nagato, Konan get in front of the camera" Hiden quickly left. Shuffling and scuffling could be heard off camera "... NOW"
Yahiko, Nagato and Konan scrambled to the screen "yes sir!" they yelled.
"you are all aware that even with the fake bodies you are all still reapers, meaning ... YOU DON'T KILL! Jiraiya is thankfully alive and I stabilized his soul, but don't let that happen again!"
The three reapers flinched and hung their heads "yes sir!" the monitor was shut off and warped back into a regular mirror.
Gaara wrapped his arms around the blonde's waist and nuzzled his chest "well that was interesting ... so what now?"
"can you watch Sakura for me?" Gaara raised an eyebrow in confusion, but nodded anyways.
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Shizune ran into Tsunade's office "Lady Tsunade, Naruto left the village!"
"What?! Where did he go?" screamed the blonde hokage. Both medics were unaware of a certain pinkette listening in.
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Sakura couldn't be happier with the circumstances as she approached the place where she was meant to meet Sasuke to deliver her information.
"Sasuke!" she yelled as she saw her beloved approach "you won't believe the good news! The Akatsuki killed Gaara and attacked Jiraiya. That idiot Naruto couldn't handle it so he went nuts and left the village to hunt down the Akatsuki"
The raven's eyes widened and he grabbed Sakura's shoulders "where did he go? where are the Akatsuki, Sakura?"
(why is he so worried? It only Naruto ... oooh I get it, he wants to kill Naruto first to prove his love for me. How sweet!) "the last report said that they were at the border between Grass and Rain"
Sasuke nodded and left completely unaware of the red haired reaper watching her.
Gaara looked at the pinkette "that's not true ... what are you planning?"
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"first things first, I need to stall anyone coming from Konoha who might be following me" muttered the general as he jumped through trees. Most people thought Naruto couldn't do genjutsu, but they would be wrong. He didn't even slow down as he wove his reaper energy into the trees. It won't stop anyone just slow them down enough for Naruto to make it to the Akatsuki without interference.
"hey general" Utakata appeared alongside the blonde "Gaara says Sakura is headed towards the Akatsuki hideout now"
Naruto frowned "damn, I was hoping she'd be put on lock down while they tried to stop me. Things would've been easier if she was in jail. I'd die and come back to take Kurama before they even find my fake body. She must've slipped away before they could, now things will get tricky ... tell them not to engage. I will cut her off" after Utakata vanished to deliver the orders Naruto spread out his senses and located the pink haired medic "Sakura what are you doing here?"
The pinkette looked up from her camp fire "I heard what happened and wanted to help. Here have some food"
The reaper raised an eyebrow (More like she wants to help me to the grave) he glanced at the red headed reaper sitting nearby.
Gaara shrugged "don't look at me, I have no idea what she's up to. Best guess is she wants to weaken you so the Akatsuki kill you"
He frowned as he sat down and took a plate (Why did I get the crazy demon vessel? Someone else should be watching her) the blonde tried imagining any of his other colleagues watching her and came up with the same result every time ... Sakura being maimed by her bodyguard (ook ... guess she's the lucky one in this situation ... she put poison in my noodles) he could easily smell the poison that tainted his food (you are so lucky Kurama is nearly done otherwise I'd be haunting you right now)
Sakura smirked as Naruto ate the food thinking she was so sneaky ...
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"we have to hurry I hope he's ok and where is Sakura? I don't like the thought of her being near Naruto" yelled Kakashi
Yamato grabbed the silver haired ninja's arm "what we need to do is take a break, we won't be much help if we're exhausted"
"you're right ... " Kakashi sighed and they set up camp for the night. They didn't know that they were trapped in an illusion of Naruto's making.
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Sasuke stopped at the spot Sakura mention and saw nothing there. An icy chill of fear crept up his spine as he realized Sakura lied in order to stall him. He quickly doubled back and followed the pinkette's trail as he prayed he wasn't too late.
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"they're here! Get out there Yahiko!" yelled Konan
Yahiko shook his head "I don't want to! Please don't make me fight him" he pleaded as he held onto the door clinging for dear life ... his undead life.
"GO" snapped Konan and she kicked him out the door.
He stumbled slightly and as he righted himself he saw his general coming towards them "Naruto Uzumaki, decided to make things easier for yourself" said Yahiko stoically, but on the inside he was crying.
The blonde smirked "you'll pay for what you did to Jiraiya" Yahiko didn't show it, but he was afraid ... he knew this would hurt.
Sakura stood back and watched Naruto fight with the leader of the Akatsuki. Naruto threw a punch and managed to connect with Pain's jaw sending him flying. However, Pain was able to correct himself in mid air and sent a kick at Naruto who just barely dodged.
(idiot isn't bad ... oh well, the poison will kick in soon) thought the pinkette as the blonde ducked a metal spike thrown by Pain.
Naruto pretended to get caught in a headlock "here's the plan" he whispered to Yahiko "make the fight look good then after you 'capture' me knock her out until Kurama is done, which should be any time now" he broke the headlock seat a jab the orangette's ribs.
Yahiko grunted in pain "got it general" it took several more minutes, but Yahiko finally pinned Naruto down with a series of spikes in non vital spots. As he turned to knock out the pinkette something flew past him ... it was a spike from earlier in the fight and it buried itself into his general's chest.
"NARUTO!" Yahiko looked up and saw Sasuke staring in horror at the skewered blonde. The Uchiha didn't know that such a simple thing can't stop a fake body so he believed that Naruto was killed ... and by Sakura's hands. Apparently she got tired of waiting for the poison.
"YAY! I did it, now we can be together Sasuke ... Sasuke?" Sakura looked confused as her crush began shaking.
"y-you bitch ... I'll kill you!" Sasuke unsheathed his blade and ran towards Sakura. Gaara felt Kurama finish his hibernation right this second and they had to get him out of Sakura or his soul could be destroyed when she dies. He thought fast and sent his energy into Naruto's body effectively detaching his soul. A blonde blur rushed out of Naruto's corpse and tackled Sakura. Of course being a ghost now the general went right through the pinkette and skidded across the ground as Sasuke sword sliced through her flesh ...
The blonde laid on the ground for a minute until something started struggling in his arms. He opened his arms to reveal the shaking ghost of a fox.
"you're a really lucky fox. Ready to go home, Kurama?" the fox nodded happily.
"Naruto, why is Sasuke kissing your fake body?" asked Gaara
Naruto looked over and saw Sasuke kiss his corpse, winced when he felt ba deadly aura consume Gaara "now Gaara I can explain, he just has a little crush that's it, nothing happened-" the aura got stronger "time to go Kurama" and the frightened reaper quickly left hoping to avoid his lover's wrath.
"ow ... what happened?" Gaara looked over and saw Sakura's ghost hovering over her body. Sakura blinked and saw her body under her ... and she screamed.
"yes your dead, get over it" shrugged the red head.
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In the Konoha graveyard there stood a silver haired man staring at a gravestone "you do remember what Naruto said right Kakashi?" Kakashi raised his head and saw Yamato "he wouldn't be happy if he knew you were staring at his grave stone day after day"
Kakashi took a deep breath "I-I know ... but I ..."
Yamato frowned "miss him, so do I and everyone else. Come on, lets go home" the couple went home together.
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Obito went into the hideout "it's time to begin- ... hey, where is everyone?" the masked ninja decided to wait ... and wait ... and wait "where the fuck is everyone?!" in his rage he kicked the Gedo Statue and out popped a tag that read 'full sized Gedo Statue: Made in China' ... Obito blinked and fell to the floor crying like baby as he realized he has been tricked!
None of the Akatsuki were seen again ...
Sasuke was accepted back into Konoha after having his memories searched. It seems he did everything because he truly loved Naruto. He gave them more than enough info to capture and kill Orochimaru ...
Jiraiya dedicated his first Yaoi book to Naruto and Gaara ...
However, just because their mission is done that doesn't mean any of the reapers should relax. Why? Simple because everyone dies and that means everyone will find out eventually ... let's hope Tsunade and Temari are in a good mood when they pass on ...
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