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High School and Aliens	By : Wolf3391 Category: Naruto Crossovers > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 5487 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 10
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High School and Aliens
Chapter 6: Golden Darkness

I do not own Naruto or To Love-Ru, nor the characters from them or any other series characters that I may use as reference. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Well here we go people, Yami’s into chapter. Hopefully this will go well since I know my writing does take some time to get to the point
Beta: Lazruth
XChapter StartX
After the altercation with the three guards after his life Naruto made his way back to the classroom, instructing his clone to meet him in the bathroom so he could safely dispel it.
He thought about what he’d be able to tell Mikado of his abilities. His Rinnegan would be the first of her questions if he had to guess. He knew she was very smart, despite her constant flirting attempts, so seeing his power would rouse her natural curiosity.
At least he’d be learning more about her since the aliens seemed to recognize her. Guess it would be a ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine’ kind of situation. Although Mikado would take that statement in a different direction, given her personality.
Kurama would not be allowed in on that conversation.
‘And here I thought today would be simple.’ He shook his head as he walked. ‘At least my birthday is coming soon. Need to shop for Rito soon then.’ It was funny how close the two’s birthdays were to each other.
Rito was easy enough to shop for. Usually he got him an exotic plant from across the seas or top quality garden tools. Maybe he’d collaborate with Mikan so they could embarrass him together and snap some good pics for the album.
Entering the bathroom, Naruto made his switch and got the memories from the clone. Nothing much to report from his copy, only Ren being an idiot and Kurama snickering at how the clone ignored Ren for the others.
It was very happy when he had been called away for the switch, he was ‘this’ close to dropping a stink bomb down his throat.
Sliding the door open he put his foot out to trip Ren as he charged toward him, sending him spinning face first into the wall. “Watch your step.” Ren was very quickly back on his feet and pumping his chest.
“Didn’t hurt at all. But you and I have a bone to pick, Uzumaki.” Naruto stared down at Ren and while there wasn’t too much height difference he could tell that some reports may be true.
But to his credit Ren didn’t flinch under Naruto’s deep blue eyes so props to him for that. “Lala-chan promised to marry me and you.” he poked Naruto in the chest. “Have gotten in the way of our love. So I ask you step back and let our relationship to go on without interruption.”
Naruto stayed quiet for a moment, drawing the attention of his friends. “I have to apologize. That’s not possible. The arrangement was made with Lala’s father, so sorry Ren but not happening.”
“What!” Ren said alarmed. The fact that Gid was involved in the arrangement was something he did not know. If Lala’s father was approving, then he’d definitely need to become even manlier to best this Naruto and win Lala’s heart.
It should be noted that Ren may be slightly delusional in his thoughts when Lala is concerned and those who stand in his way of Love.
“Anyway, it’s mostly Lala’s choice in the end so do what you will Ren.” Naruto took his seat, Kurama hopping onto his head to take a nap.
He’d been fed and cuddled already for lunch.
“That may be, but don’t think for a second that you stand a chance. My honest feelings will win Lala-chan’s heart in no time at all.” Ren nodded to himself, crossing his arms. The girls around him giggled seeing how honest he was with his feelings, a couple considering asking him out.
“Yeah whatever, any comments for your lunch Risa-chan?” he asked the girl who was finishing off her desert.
Chopsticks slightly in her mouth she made a ‘hmm’ sound and tapped her chin. “More meat, less fish please.” She made s sultry smile as she said meat, obviously trying for a double entendre. It was ignored completely by Naruto making a note to put more sausage in her lunch.
“Okay, what about you Mio-chan?” Said girl shook her head, just happy to have a nicely made lunch that she didn’t have to scramble to get from the shop.
“Nee, are you okay Naruto-kun?” Lala asked from her seat. She noticed that Naruto’s brow was creased as he walked into the room before correcting it.
“I’m fine, just thinking dealing with Saru and Ren is going to on my mind for the minute.” He picked up his chopsticks and ate what remained of his bento, after his clone had gone through it.
Damn clones eating his food when they don’t need it.
“I’m not that bad.” Saruyama whined as Naruto ate his food. “Come on Naruto, we’re friends right?”
“Maybe he’s grown exasperated from you continuous shameless behaviour Saruyama-san.” Yui gave her opinion on the matter as the boy felt a small raincloud come over his head. “That new boy does not seem to be much better.”
“Indeed. Restraint does not seem to be part of his personality at first glance.” Saki took a bite out of her omelette. This Ren boy certainly did not have the same levels of manners that her beloved did. It would not be too long before she would have him in her grasp.
“I’d like to say it’s interesting seeing Naruto-kun in a love triangle, but it’s not as fun as it could be.” Risa mused to herself knowing that Naruto was in a more complex kind of situation, which was fun as there were many a healthy chest to size up. Her fingers twitched in anticipation at the thought of touching chests like Yui and Lala’s while straddling Naruto.
“Your ideas of fun are the reason why I avoid your attempted tackles Risa-chan.” Naruto drank some of his tea that he’d made as he gave his comment.
“Yet you don’t avoid Lala-chi’s tackles when she jumps on your back. Finally accepting your manly urges?” she wriggled her eyebrows at him, as she had noticed Naruto did not shrug Lala off his back when she jumped onto it.
“Lala does not have ulterior motives or wandering hands, I can trust her.” Lala gave a smile as bright as the sun hearing that Naruto trusted her and hugging him from behind.
“Thanks Naruto-kun.” The display of affection obviously got glares across the room, most notably now by Ren.
“Now that’s just mean Naruto-kun, tempting me with the image of you and Lala-chi. And Kurama-kun is napping so I can’t get my cuddles.” Risa pouted before there was a glint in her eyes.
“KYAA” She managed to get behind Haruna for a quick squeeze.
“Oh Haruna, only you can give me some affection by allowing me access to your maturing body.” Haruna clearly didn’t agree with Risa’s words as she tried to pull her hands of her breasts.
“Oi R-R-Risa stop t-that.” Rito seeing the situation attempted to stop it. He was met with a grin that most would know meant trouble.
“Oh do you want to try this as well Rito. Finally manning up as well.” She enjoyed seeing him flush and sweat furiously as she gave Haruna’s boobs a squeeze. “Take them for a spin if you think you can handle it.”
Her teasing proved to be too much as Rito’s brain conked out and he fell down on his ass. “Ahh, I feel better now.”
“Risa, don’t do that! Look at Yuki-kun, he fainted” Haruna moved to cradle Rito’s head, which in retrospect might not be the best choice as when Rito eventually woke up he saw he was in his girlfriend’s lap and promptly fainted again.
“Momioka-san, cease your shameless behaviour!” Yui said crossing her arms at the girl. “Can you not go one day without breaching someone’s personal space?”
“Don’t get your panties in a twist Yui-chan.” Yui just fixed her glare at Risa, who didn’t seem to mind or care. Yui opened her mouth to make another comment.
“Leave her be Yui-chan.” Naruto said looking over to the pair. “Risa-chan will learn to reign in her groping or she’ll gain her third strike and loose lunch privileges.” Naruto smirked seeing smirk on Risa’s face quickly shift from teasing to horrified.
Apparently the way to get your friends to learn is to take away the delicious meals you can provide.
“When did I get my second strike?” Risa asked.
Yui, Saki, Rin, Aya, Haruna and Naruto all gained sweat drops remembering just how the bar-less glomp she had given to Naruto, a fact that was obvious by how ‘excited’ her body was when she eventually let go.
“Don’t even try to act like you forgot. Now behave or else only Mio-chan is getting lunches from me.” Naruto warned, even though in his heart he knew she wouldn’t be able to stop. It just wasn’t in her nature to stop.
“Fine… I’ll be good… for now.” Risa whispered the last part.
“Keep it that way and restrain your future shameless behaviour.” Yui nodded her head, glad for the victory of morals by stopping Risa’s behaviour.
XBreakX
Later on Naruto was walking home with Lala on his back, Kurama still atop his head, next to Haruna and Rito.
Ren had thankfully not followed them so the walk was quiet.
“Are you alright Naruto?” Rito asked his neighbour. “You seemed a little on edge when you came back into the class at lunch.”
The blond sighed as Rito seemed to be able to read him slightly. Then again spending enough time around him would help him see things. “It’s nothing Rito. Just realizing how to deal with Ren from now on because I see him challenging me over everything.”
As the words left his mouth Naruto had a strange image pop into his head. it featured him wearing a mask and headband that covered one eye and Ren in green spandex, orange leg warmers and a bowl haircut. ‘Oh kami… I have a Gai.’ He looked up at the sky. ‘Kakashi-sensei, I blame you for this. This is for mocking you reading Icha, Icha isn’t it?’
He could just see the eye smile on that hidden face. Damn bastard refused to show his face to him, even after the war. He just kept telling everyone he was shy and didn’t ever show it.
“Yeah, he seemed a little… spirited.” Rito chuckled nervously. “But what about him saying he was promised to Lala?”
“I still can’t really remember promising that. When it comes to Ren… I feel like I’m forgetting something important.” That important fact would have everyone shouting at how she could forget that piece of information.
But that was for a later time.
“Nothing much I can do, really.” Naruto shrugged his shoulder, keeping his hold on Lala’s soft legs. They were well toned, muscles but not overly so, not to mention her gentle hold she had with her arms around his neck. Plus her chest was pressing into his back and it was literally like a soft pair of pillows on his back.
He shook his head to get any perverted thoughts out of his head; he refused to go down that giggling path. Turning his head to Rito he gave a small smile. “I’m sure if he continues as he is, certain incidents might occur.”
“Naruto, remember that the school janitors don’t like the clean-up from some of your more… inventive pranks.” Haruna gave her advice on the subject from her class representative stand point. She knew how bad things could be and how long it could take to get rid of the mess, the custard prank took a while weekend to clean up.
“I help out with clean-up if it’s ‘that’ bad Haruna, you know that. I doubt it will require a more unique prank.” He mused to himself thinking where he put his prank tool kit in the house.
“Just please be patient with Ren-sen.” Haruna said politely hoping for Naruto to curve his frustration in the future.
“I make no promises.” He told her making her nod as she looked down at Rito’s hand, tempted to take it. “He won’t mind if you hold it Haruna.” She blushed as she turned seeing Naruto’s smirk. When she turned to Rito she saw he was doing the same.
“Why are they going red, are they sick?” Lala asked from her spot, only serving to make the blushes almost glow and Naruto chuckle.
“They’re fine, both are just shy as each other, it’s almost cute.” Naruto then remembered that Mikado was coming round later. “But before I forget, Mikado-sensei is coming over to discuss something with me. it’s going to be private so no listening in okay?” He felt her nod over his shoulder but she did hold him a little closer as she decided to take a nap.
XBreakX
Arriving home and entering back into his home, Naruto deposited Lala and Kurama onto the couch, both still asleep mind you. Getting Lala off was a little harder due to her strong grip and whining.
It was really, really cute.
Once free of the cute princess he went to the kitchen to get a drink. ‘Mikado will be round in a few hours. I’ll have to take out my box to help explain a few things. At least I’ll be able to tell someone about the real me.’
It had been some time since anyone had been given a clue to Naruto’s true self. For so long it had been him and Kurama on their own. But Mikado seeing his use his powers and his eyes would be one of the first instances of a regular person in his life learning, albeit probably an alien. He knew it was a potential risk on his part, yet a small part of him just wanted someone, other than his brother, to load off a little.
The fact that it was Mikado was probably a good thing as she was an intelligent woman who was his friend and had a caring personality hidden behind her sultry disposition.
He walked out into his garden to breath in the different flowers and plants he had there. His gardening had been his constant hobby, even when he was a kid in Konoha. Having something in his home to take care of made the loneliness a little easier to deal with.
He always had a large garden all these years, nothing made him feel happier than seeing his flowers bloom, be it a simple rose or his cactus plants. Each was beautiful and helped him feel at ease as he went on in years.
Naruto stayed on one of the chairs outside petting one of the little foxes that came out, remembering the scent of the kind one that fed them all. However it wasn’t long before Zastin came back into the house, only with a small raincloud over his head.
Naruto waved and signed for him to join him outside and let Lala rest. “Hey Zastin, you look a little down. What’s up?” he asked as the knight took the seat next to him, the kits choosing to nibble lightly at the bottom of his pants.
At least they weren’t biting his ass, he’d swear that one dog had it in for him.
“I got lost again , Naruto-dono. When I asked people for directions they looked at me strangely.” He looked up at Naruto. “Is there something about my appearance that makes me look odd?”
“Probably the silver hair you have, it’s very unique.” Naruto suggested to which Zastin tilted his head in recognition. Zastin didn’t know that his silver hair could be seen as a sign of him being part of some gang, since some youths in Japan dyed their hair strange colours.
“That seems logical, I suppose I can comment on it next time to try and alleviate other people’s stares.” He pulled out his sketchbook and flipped to the image he’d drawn earlier that day. “Can you take a look at this and give me your opinion?”
Naruto took the book while petting the kit with the other and looked at the drawing that Zastin had done of the embankment that was nearby. There was a lot of detail in the picture, like the bridge’s details, the stones in the river and the look of the river itself.
He may have to send Zastin to Saibai sooner than expected which would be great for Zastin.
“It’s really good Zastin, you have a lot of raw talent for drawing.” Zastin’s expression seemed to become bright and sparkle, a weird look, and nearly disturbing. “I may be able to call a friend and get you an internship if you’d like?”
“Can you Naruto-dono, I mean I do not wish for you to make a fuss for a knight like me.” Naruto waved his hand at Zastin, he tended to get like this when he was offered things. It was most likely his ingrained levels of chivalry that came with his knighthood on Deviluke.
I’ve told you before that me doing this is because you’re a guest in my house and we’re friends Zastin.” He handed the sketchbook back as he looked at his watch. ‘I’ll get started on dinner in a while, and prepare the couch for Mikado, she’ll probably need it later tonight’.
Fast forward a few hours and the residents of the house, plus Mikado were round the table for dinner.
Naruto had served yakibuta ramen for everyone, Mikado enjoying the less fatty option to braised pork. She made no sign of why she had been called over, but Naruto believed that she was probably good with secrets as she had managed to hide the fact she was an alien for the time they’d chatted with each other.
Kurama enjoyed being fed in Mikado’s lap and she liked his expressions that he made when cuddled and fed. Although his moment was disturbed by Naruto mentally playing the sound of a tuba in his head when Mikado fed him, taking a small crack at the amount of feeding he got with his Big Eye and Wagging Tail no jutsu.
It was nice to be able to one-up Kurama, who usually held the place as king of the hill when it came to teasing… between the two of them that is.
Lala had giggled when she learned about the fishcakes, and how Naruto’s name was the same as them. Kurama gained his smirk again when she said it out loud.
When they were done Naruto told them that he and Mikado would be speaking privately and no one was to listen in on them, something that had them all stare at the slightly serious tone Naruto gave.
Lala looked a little upset about being left out, but Naruto had changed that when he asked her that he’d need some technological skill and opinion from her after he was done.
He and Mikado entered his room, locking the door before Kurama could enter as well, making him bang his head against the door in a rather funny action. He got picked up by Lala as she and Zastin waited outside the door as silently as they could, hoping to hear a little.
Inside the room though, Naruto moved to his wardrobe and took out a large trunk and placing it in front of Mikado who was sat at his desk. “What do you have there, your adult reading collection?” Mikado giggled to herself.
Naruto rolled his eyes as he channelled chakra into his hand and pressed it on the lock of the trunk. A large intricate seal appeared which, was the extra lock that only Naruto had the key to at this point. Much like he had done before he pressed his fingers to the swirl seal and unlocked the trunk and flipping open the lid.
“Sadly no, I’m afraid you’ll have a difficult task finding any erotica book or magazines in here.” Reaching into the truk he pulled out some photo frames and handed them to Mikado.
The first one was a ink painting of what appeared to be Naruto in a yukata and swords at his side like a noble samurai. His expression was a stern look as he was stood next to a bearded figure that had a crest featuring, three hollylock leaves in a circle. From a glance alone Mikado could tell that the picture was a traditional painting.
The next was a painting of Naruto dressed in full armour, a shield with a swirl on it and a sword in his hand. He was smiling as he stood next to another blond with green eyes and hair that, was tied off in a braid behind them. Wearing a royal blue armour and golden sheath for what she believed was the other knights sword.
There was a black and white photo that had Naruto dressed in old military uniform standing at next to a couple other people in uniform. He stood at attention as a woman wearing a crown and pinning a medal to his chest.
Mikado’s eyes widened more and more as she looked at the various other photos that had Naruto in them. All of them, from periods of time where he should not be, unless he had something like a time machine. Glancing at Naruto’s face he had a sad smile as he handed her one last photo.
This one was oddly an actual picture, but showed signs of being very old by how weathered the photo and the frame looked. He was standing next to several people with milk eyes and a rather beautiful woman wearing a lavender kimono and holding Naruto’s hand. Naruto was smiling the same smile he had right now in the room.
Taking in the information, Mikado’s mind came to a conclusion. Yet part of her didn’t want to believe what was right in front of her and her hands started trembling as a result of her inner turmoil.
Seeing her stress and panic rising Naruto put his hand on hers and gave it a small squeeze. “What you see is all real.” He said simply as he looked at the framed pictures. “They are all me, and all this means that I am very, very old Mikado-sensei.”
“H-How old?”
“It’s hard to keep track fully after so long. If I’m right I should be 2894, but 95 on the tenth of this month.” Being given the number did oddly help Mikado, aiding in getting a real idea of Naruto.
“I see… this really is a big secret Naruto-kun. No wonder you didn’t want Lala-chan to learn, her going out with an oldie like you would be shocking. Although you probably have some adult experience if your that old.
Naruto was glad that she had gotten a little bit of her old self back so fast, he hated how awkward the brief silence was. “Yeah, I do and trust me when I say they have all been interesting. But that one there,” he pointed to the one with the milky eyed family, “That is when I was about twenty and the girl holding my hand was my lover and best friend, Hinata.”
“She’s pretty, but lover, not wife?” Mikado questioned.
“I didn’t marry Hinata. We were a couple but I could never properly take her hand, with what I am.” Naruto told her pulling out a scroll from his desk and unrolling it. “Do you mind if I eat?” Mikado shook her head.
In a small poof of smoke, Naruto now had a hot bowl of ramen in his hands. “Comfort ramen?” Naruto nodded at Mikado’s question, comfort ramen eased his nerves and was tasty as hell. “Well you words beg the question… What are you and also how you do what you did Naruto-kun?”
“The first one is easy,” he finished his first bowl and moved to his second. “I am an immortal; the second though is hard work and a world much different from the one we live in now.”
“When you say immortal, you mean…?” Naruto nodded, “Well that will be interested to look over, if you don’t mind.” Mikado wanted to check his blood work now as an immortal body may yield some helpful medical breakthroughs.
“That’s for a later day Mikado-sensei.” He placed his 8^th bowl on the side with the others.
From there he explained a little about his abilities, his past and his life while leaving out a number of things for now. Mikado just listened to Naruto’s tale and thought that everything she’d noticed about Naruto made a little more sense now.
His maturity, overall ability in a number of fields, charm for the obvious, yet also the hidden points to him like his slight reluctance to his relationship with Lala and his friends, the control he had of his emotions. It all came to light with the huge revelation of what and who he was.
She’d seen a number of things in her time in the universe, even the human weapon that her friend Tearju had ended up creating. Naruto was the most extraordinary person she’d ever come across at this point in her life and doubted that anything would be able to trump him.
Hearing a little of his past, his journeys she came to another interesting discovery. The tales of the Rikudo Sennin were Naruto’s life stories and as a result, he’d probably been making a lot of money from them, for a long time.
After hearing everything she just rested her cheek against her hand and smiled at Naruto. “That certainly is quite a tale Naruto-kun, and I believe you completely. I’m happy you shared this with me, I doubt it was easy to reveal this secret to me or anyone after keeping it hidden. Quickly though, is Kurama-kun really as bad of a pervert as you say?”
“Maybe worse, I think it’s the people I tend to attract such as young beautiful women like you that’s ended up corrupting him. Or it could be the fact the world likes to stick me with a massive pervert, no matter how much I’d love it didn’t do that.” She giggled at the strange juxtaposition of being called young by someone only hours ago she believed to be younger than her.
“Charmer, now I really want to make you blush, be one heck of a story to tell people I made an immortal blush. It’d certainly be an achievement on my part.” Naruto smiled as he stacked his fourteenth bowl.
“Good luck with that Mikado, I can promise you’ll have difficult time with that task.” Mikado grinned as she recalled a moment from not long ago.
“Then, how come Lala-chan managed to get a small stutter out of you when she jumped on your back?” Naruto turned his head, refusing to look into the smug face she had right now.
“She caught me off guard. I’ve rarely met someone with her kind of energy so her jumping on my back wasn’t much.”
“Are you letting her in to try for your heart?” she asked curiously, hoping that the princess’ feelings weren’t for nothing.
“I am willing to give her a chance, but she’d need to learn about this,” he tapped some of the photos. “When she learns about the real me she can make her decision, hopefully she’ll see that this most likely won’t work in the long run. I’d only end up outliving her.”
Mikado got up from her seat and put her hands on Naruto’s head, pushing it into her chest. However this was not her trying to make him flush, it was a more caring gesture. “You said it’s her decision, it’s her life. She wants to make you happy and be a family with you.” She tilted his head up to look into his blue eyes.
Eyes that, spoke so much about his true emotions and how he wanted a family, a real family to hold in his arms. To be happy and no longer spending years in his beds alone, something he denied himself because of his immortality. “I don’t think it’ll get that far, I’m too old for her.” He said to himself hoping she wouldn’t hear him.
She did but decided not to comment, choosing instead to stroke his hair. ‘Wow, it surprises me just how soft his hair is. Still, I’m going to need to coach if Lala-chan and the others who like him want to get past this barrier he’s put up around himself.’
When he was more relaxed Mikado began to explain a little of her background. How she was one of the best, if not the greatest minds on her planet and well known in her home galaxy as a genius in various fields. She’d been wanted to join various groups in order to make drugs that could be sold or used in criminal areas. She’s left her home once she had her licence and had travelled round until she came to earth and set up a shop for any aliens that visited it.
She regularly had late nights where she’d end up treating patients at her private clinic or home, hence why her outfit exposed a fair bit as she barely had time to choose much else to wear. Plus it made her feel comfortable as she never liked tight fitting clothes for some reason that would be obvious for a busty beauty like her.
When the two exited the room, they found Lala and Zastin with some sort of high tech listening device that would have total success in allowing them to hear the two, according to Zastin.
It was a simple tumbler glass.
Naruto shook his head as he let Lala come in, having put the pictures away for now. He asked her to look over some blueprints of something that had been swirling around in his head for a few months after seeing some kids skating in the park.
Lala was only happy to offer her knowledge on the subject, especially since she might be able to help Naruto out with something. She’d leaned over his shoulder as he explained what he’d drawn so far in his plans.
From first glance Lala knew she could make a working prototype in no time and get Naruto to test them out and see her success.
If Naruto’s luck when it came to trouble was anything to go by… he’d best be prepared for a little bit of pain.
XBreakX
Elsewhere in the city, a new face appeared high atop a large building a figure looked over the city.
Her long flowing blonde hair that was as long as her own blew in the wind behind her. Red eyes that were the shade of blood gazed over what looked to be a peaceful city.
It wasn’t peaceful though, not truly at least. She knew this for a fact that nowhere was ever at peace, there would always be something wrong and when needed, she’d be called upon to end it.
Just like then she had been called. Her target had been reported to have taken out several assassins after his life already, all ended in failure but without fatality. They all were captured and sent to prison for their jobs that caused them to become wanted and gain a bounty.
Her job would be more difficult this time, but in the end she would succeed where others failed and wouldn’t leave until she completed the job. Her employer had informed her that the target was the worst sort of lecher on the planet, having tricked the princess of Deviluke into a marriage proposal. He was reported to molest every girl that he came into contact with and was nothing more than a brute to the people he knew.
His skills against the assassins meant that he was strong, so forcing the princess into a marriage was believable and the pictures shown to her displayed the kind of person he was.
From the ones, where he was hitting a friend of his (Saruyama) to leading girls on and forcing them to feed him (Saki, Risa and Yui). With her target’s face in her mind she would wait for the morning to come before she stalked her target and readied her hands to deal the blow that would end his sick life.
For now though she’d wait, so she sat down and let her legs swing over the side. The cool air brushed against her small but powerful legs, a little chilly in the night. The black dress she wore was comfortable as it was functional so the climate didn’t affect her too much, the planet was acceptable, the city had plenty of places to dump the body once she had the head.
“Meow!” Looking to one side she saw a black cat, a cute little creature that she felt would be called cute if she wished to. It came over and brushed against her hand, no fear or hesitance in its action, not knowing how few people ever got this close without suffering grievous bodily injury.
It wouldn’t hurt to stroke its head, and it didn’t seem to mind the slight iron smell on her hands or hair.
So small, so weak and oblivious to anything outside of its small life, a life without having to do anything that would make people sick or look away in fear. That was the life she lived every day and she knew nothing would ever change that.
Brought into the world, she was abandoned by someone she believed she could trust. Those gentle eyes hid the true deceit and led to her discovery that she had to take care of herself and trust no one for anything, rely on herself alone.
In that solitude she was the knife that would silently slit the throat of those who earned the attention of her employers. And her knife would be read for one Uzumaki Naruto.
XBreakX
“Can’t believe he asked me to do this just so Zastin could have an internship.” Naruto groaned as he walked into the drawing supply shop.
It had been a couple days since Mikado had been told about his, and she telling him hers. It was relieving having someone to talk to about some of his old adventures and it became fun for her to hear some of the tales.
Although, she now bugged him for any and all sexy escapades, and while Naruto kept tight lipped about it, Kurama who became extremely happy about this development in friendship.
The two had engaged on a heated conversation on just what Naruto had done in the bedroom, which was teasing gold in her books and Kurama was well rewarded for his contribution.
Mikado did however find herself blushing at some of the things Naruto had done behind closed doors, they sounded better than any of the adult literature she read when she felt the urge to relieve herself at home. Believe me, she had a lot of images in her head now for next time she felt that urge.
Of course she’d told Kurama this and the fox turned out to be capable of a nosebleed, and powerful ones as well having sent him into unconscious. Mikado found the image of him being very powerful slightly difficult after seeing that.
In other news Ren was ‘really’ annoying and as persistent as Rock Lee when it came to showing off his manliness. And as such causing Naruto headaches a plenty, he wondered if this was what Kakashi always felt like when he got challenged. If it was, he prayed with anime tears for forgiveness for laughing at the man.
Every day he came to challenge him in some sort of test of masculinity, and Ren never won, despite his best efforts. A negative effect of this being that fangirls loved the battle between the two and hounded him to see how manly he could be with them.
He wasn’t even going to get started on the horror that was the yaoi fan girls that whispered in the halls.
Saruyama was a useful distraction in those instances, and he enjoyed the small moments of time where he was cuddled by the females, smushing their breasts to his face. Of course this led to a bruised and swelled face from them realising that he wasn’t Naruto.
Win some, lose some it seemed to be for Saru.
Anyway back to now though, Naruto was running an errand for Saibai, who had agreed to take on Zastin as another trainee. He’d been happy to find a talented artist, but any chance to get Naruto to do favours was a chance not to be wasted.
As such he told Naruto he’d take on Zastin if he did some odd jobs like buying supplies for the team. It could have been worse, he could have made him phone his wife and tell him to come over and meet Lala. That was something he’d avoid as much as possible.
“At least I have everything now. I better get back to them all and see if Zastin likes it so far.” He then smelt something sweet and looked over to a taiyaki stand ‘Hmm, I’ll get some for Zastin and the others… none for Saibai though.’
Going over he ordered a bag of the fished shaped cakes and started nibbling on one. Turning back to the street he saw something… unique.
There was a girl that looked around his body age. She had hair blonde like his that reached down her back but also tied off at the top of her head with two big hair clips. She wore a black gothic style dress with slip on sleeves and belts all along her legs finishing with black boots. Her skin looked very pale, almost like a fragile doll that needed to be handled with care.
However the most striking feature she had were the deep red eyes she had as she seemed to stare at him.
Being his usual kind self he walked over to the girl and offered her the bag. “Want some?” she nodded accepting the cake and took a bite out of it, her expression not really showing if she liked t or not.
After a few seconds of munching she swallowed “Earthling food is really strange…” she muttered catching Naruto’s attention.
‘Another alien?’ he wondered. ‘How many of them look human?’
“I’m sure it is to visitors” Naruto returned as the girl finished her cake and pushed off the side rail she’s been sitting on.
She gripped his shoulder and made him lean down so her red eyes met his blue. “Are you Uzumaki Naruto?” she asked him.
Now up close Naruto could see more about the girl and for a moment a couple of faces overlaid over hers. The eyes spoke of loneliness, pain, sadness, rage and death. All of these meaning that he was more than likely in deep trouble. Despite this he replied. “I am. Why?”
“Because I have been looking for you.” She raised one hand as it morphed from fingers into a deadly sword and swung at him.
“Shit! Ninpou: Ashigaru!” he cried cancelling his weight and pushing her other arm away and jumping down the street with great speed. “Great, just great, there just had to be an assassin that’s a girl with eyes like that.” He used his thumb to rub the small cut she’s made on his cheek.
“Uzumaki, I’ve been asked to eliminate you. And since you have bested all other attempts so far I can’t hold back. So please I must ask you to die easily.” Said the girl as Naruto switched into battle mode with his eyes becoming neutral.
“I’m afraid I can’t comply with that request.” He said shifting his weight to the balls of his feet, ready to run to a less crowded area for a fight. “But might I ask the name of the girl after my head?”
“Golden Darkness.” Darkness charged forward turning her other hand into a sword.
Rather than fighting, Naruto retreated into the nearby alley and ran up the wall. Although Darkness was right on his tail and sprouted wings to follow him up the wall. ‘She certainly has a diverse ability.’
XBreakX
Back at the house, Lala was working on the construction of her lab in her room.
Pirururu… Pirururu” The sound of her intergalactic phone started ringing, making her stop her current tinkering. “Hmm… I wonder who’s calling?”
“YAHOOO! LALA-TAN!” A shrill voice shouted over the speakers, a voice that made Lala cringe for some reason. “It’s me, of course you remember me right?”
“Geh!” Lala remembered the person as his face cleared from the static on her main monitor. “Lacospo?” the small alien came into view surrounded by busty beauties from many a different planet based on how they looked and features they had.
“Yes!” he proclaimed proudly “The prince of Planet Gaama, as well as your number one fiancé candidate: Lacospo! Lala-tan, how have you been?” he asked the girl who really didn’t like looking, very much speaking to the ugly prince.
“I came to earth to pick you up so let’s quickly get married.” He patted the seat next to him “I’ll prepare you a special seat next to me!”
Being the mature girl she was Lala responded like so “Beh, now way!” she stuck out her tongue and pulled her eyelid. “Don’t you know? I found someone great on earth!”
Lascopo grinned “You mean Uzumaki Naruto? But he might not be in this world anymore bububu” his chucklemade Lala blink in slight confusion.
“What do you mean? What did you do to Naruto-kun?!” She demanded not liking what the prince was implying.
“Have you ever heard of Golden Darkness?” Lascopo asked Lala grinning.
“Darkness?” seeing her master’s plight, Peke decided to elaborate.
“Intergalatic Assassin, codenamed Golden Darkness. Real name is unknown. Has the ability to transform any part of her body into a weapon! It’s called Trans-Ability. With it she has become a renowned assassin, rumoured to never fail any mission she takes, and succeed in a very limited time frame.”
“I heard the human male was slightly capable to defend himself so I paid no expence in hiring Darkness to eliminate Uzumaki Naruto.” Lala’s expression grew worse as Peke informed her of Darkness. “She won’t lose so give up on the meatbag now. I’ll be there soon to pick you up.” The screen turned off as Lascopo left Lala with “Wait for me Lala-tan.”
Lala was silent for a second before typing keys into her computer. “Lala-sama what are you doing?” Questioned Peke as her creator rapidly typed away on her keyboard.
“Searching for Naruto-kun, I want to find him so I can go over and stop this Golden Darkness from harming him.” She knew Naruto was strong and could do amazing things, but she didn’t like the idea of someone hurting him.
“Wouldn’t Kurama be the best resource to find Naruto-dono? He does seem to have an uncanny ability to find him when we leave him at home.” Peke offered as Lala stopped mid type.
“KURAMA-KUN!!” she shouted very loudly and before she knew it the fox came through the door looking very aware, obviously hearing the slight distress in her voice. “Kurama-kun, I need you to sniff out Naruto-kun and lead me to him, he’s in trouble.”
‘She looks worried, must be Murphy’s Law acting up for Naruto again, and it’s not even lunch time.’ Kurama thought as he nodded and took a sniff in the air for appearances sake, while he was actually getting a mental image of where his partner was through their link.
He jumped out the window and began running at a fast pace which Lala followed using her dress form’s wings to fly. ‘Stay safe Naruto-kun.’
XBreakX
Naruto hopped from rooftop to rooftop in order to lead the flying assassin to the nearby park, thankfully with everyone who might be in it elsewhere at the moment. When he dropped and turned to Darkness as she released her wings and landed on her feet with quite a bit of grace. “Why did you run to here?” she questioned slightly confused by his action.
“No innocents around here at the moment and I hate others being caught in a crossfire between fighters.” He took his stance, activating Tsume Awase. He wasn’t sure how to fight an opponent who could change their body at will like that.
“I see… curious but unimportant.” She jumped into the air and changed her foot into a large mace and slammed it down toward Naruto who leaped, twisting his body out of its path. Yet he then found he wasn’t out of danger as Darkness’ hair morphed into five dragon heads which all attacked at once coming from different angles.
Naruto tried to retaliate with his claws but two of the heads bit them clean off without much effort it seems, the remaining three aiming for his arms and torso. “Doton: Domu!” Naruto’s skin darkened as he hardened his skin to the strength of diamond.
The dragon heads stood no chance against this and failed to pierce his skin. They were then swatted away by his fists before he made more hand signs. “Futon: Daitoppa!” Darkness was forced away from her target but not before sending several strands of her hair into the ground to stop herself from being blown away completely.
“You’re pretty good.” Naruto complimented in a simple tone, his skin returning to its natural colour. “The last assassins barely made me use any techniques at all. You must be a little better than them.”
“Not better, just more experience dealing with dangerous foes that need to die. I can see why you marked as dangerous; you don’t seem very human like the rest.” Naruto tilted his head to her expressionless face.
“I’m as human as the rest of them. Just better trained in the field of advanced combat and strange situations like the one I find myself in now.” Naruto ran through some hand seals and his hair moved about, surprising Darkness. “Ranjishigami no Jutsu! Now we both can use our hair in unique ways.”
Darkness made no sign that she had been surprised, instead choosing to act by pulling her hair from the ground and changing it into a series of deadly blades. “It won’t work against my Trans ability.” She jumped forward and span in mid-air making her into a deadly whirlwind that cut up Naruto’s hair as he had tried to ensnare her with it, a mistake on his part he’d admit.
“I guess not, but I suppose it’s trial and error. You are someone I have slight difficulty fighting.” He crossed his arms to block a blow from Darkness’ giant hair fist smashing into him, the force storng enough to crumble a concrete wall. It was like a young Tsunade, only less emotional and no finger flicks.
“Why would ‘you’ have trouble fighting me?” she questioned as she took to the sky again since Naruto shot out lightning from his mouth. “Your skills don’t seem to agree with your statement.”
“Maybe I’m holding back, but maybe I’m not.” He let out a small chuckle as he sidestepped back and forth to avoid more hair fists, leaving very little time to go through any more hand signs. “It could be those eyes of yours, I know them quite well and they don’t belong on a young lady like you.”
“And what is it you see?” As she landed back on the ground Darkness felt two hands grab her ankles and begin to drag her into the ground. Of course the clone ended up with a blade between his eyes and went up in smoke.
“A number of emotions that probably means you don’t want this life.” He encased his arms in stone to punch back her huge mace leg. Darkness seeing a chance had her hair restrain Naruto keeping his hands far from each other. She squeezed the wrists hard and it took less than a second to hear a loud crack from both.
“I don’t want a lecture from someone like you, your just a target so what you see probably doesn’t mean much.” Two hair blades came in a scissor by Naruto’s neck, ready to claim the proof of completion. ‘Why is he smirking? He should be fearing for his life like the rest.’ Darkness thought to herself ‘Lascopo said he was someone who would beg for his life and sell out the Princess.’
However she didn’t see or sense the red furry rocket that hit her in the back of the head which broke her concentration, freeing Naruto from his peril. “Thanks Kurama, you got here in the nick of time.” He thanked his fox partner before a question mark appeared above his head.
“How come you’re here, I didn’t call you?” Kurama’s tail pointed to the sky and when Naruto looked up and saw Lala with a worried expression on her face. “Ahh that’s how.”
“NARUTO-KUN!!” Lala shouted as she flew into him. Although she misjudged her glomp since instead of wrapping her arms round his waist, she got them round his head forcing him into her breasts that were held in the fabric of her dress form which may have well have been a skin suit.
Kurama glared and muttered ‘Lucky bastard, even in a situation like this.’ He looked to Darkness giving her a once over. ‘Still not a bad looking assassin, killed by a sexy girl is a good way to go. It won’t beat death by boobies though.’
“Oh Naruto-kun, thank goodness you’re okay” Said a relieved Lala holding him close to her chest, holding on to dear life. She didn’t notice the flailing arms and rapidly changing colour of his face.
Naruto managed to wriggle his arms under hers allowing him out of the heavenly valley and getting some oxygen down his throat. “Lala, calm down I’m fine.” He ressured her, easily telling that she knew that blonde girl was an assassin.
“But one of my fiancée candidates hired the assassin there, I got so worried you would get hurt.” She fussed now wrapping her arms round his waist and showing him that she really was strong.
“You are Lala Satalin Deviluke aren’t you?” Darkness asked noting the pink haired girl hanging off her target. “A princess of Deviluke, Conqueror of the Universe, please don’t get in the way as that one there is my target.”
Lala gave her best glare, which just looked cute due to her gentle face and bright personality not really having angry glares included. “I can’t let you do that, Naruto-kun is precious to me.”
Darkness moved her eyes from Naruto to Lala and then back. “Is that so…? Then I’ll have to force you out the way.” She took a step forward but stopped feeling a strange prickle in the back of her head.
It told her to look down.
As she did she found a fox on its back looking up her skirt and at her panties with a strange expression on its face that seemed familiars of many people she often had to deal with. “Ecchi beast.” she muttered rather loudly.
Naruto had to face palm seeing that the fox just had to be his perverted self, right now. ‘Well maybe it’ll get him taught a lesson.’
As it turned out all it would teach him would be not to get caught looking up a sexily dressed assassin’s skirt and not expect pain. Darkness gave a sharp kick to the fox launching it into the sky. ‘Blue stripped… so worth it.’
“Hey don’t hit Kurama-kun like that, he didn’t deserve that.” Lala fumed stomping her foot at the assassin’s treatment of her furry friend.
‘He so did.’
“I don’t like ecchi.” Darkness told her but noticing Naruto nodding his head in agreement. ‘How strange.’
“He isn’t ecchi, he’s our cuddly curious friend.” She sharply turned to Naruto with a determined expression “Naruto-kun let me fight this girl.” Lala demanded making Naruto look at her strangely for the request.
“Um Lala, this is an assassin remember, a very good one from what I can tell. I don’t think you fighting her is a good idea.” He tried to reason with his fiancé knowing just how skill Darkness seemed to be from their brief battle.
“I know, but she hurt Kurama-kun and tried to take you from me” she gave him a big smile that could melt any man’s heart. “I’ll be okay; you know that I’m plenty strong even if I can’t do the really cool fancy stuff that, you can do.”
“You should let the male continue Princess, you’re not my target.” Darkness held up her hand as it altered into a deadly claw. “A princess raised in a sheltered environment won’t stand a chance against me and I will not go easy on you if you choose to continue this course of action.” Despite the monotone voice telling her to stop Lala seemed undeterred.
“It’s alright, just come.” She tried to step forward but Naruto put his hand on her shoulder.
“Lala I know your strong but this isn’t the time for proving this.” Lala pouted at him before pulling out her dial phone. In a quick flash she was now holding what looked to be a large bazooka.
Before he could question she turned the gun on him and shot it, sending out a pile of sticky goo at him which covered his body. “I can fight Naruto-kun, now wait here while I fight her with Sticky Goo Launcher-kun!” Naruto looked down at his current state.
“LALA WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU THINKING!” he shouted as he furiously tried to free himself from the goo. However this proved to be tougher than he expected.
“Be back in a bit.” She patted his head as she charged forward toward Darkness who dashed backwards to avoid the goo. She took note that Naruto was struggling to get free so she didn’t want to get hit by it.
She hated sticky things as much as she hated slimy things.
Lala kept firing with high accuracy, but kept missing due to Darkness’ reflexes and flexibility aiding her. The goo ended up going all over the trees and ground. “Mou, this isn’t working. In that case…” she pulled out her phone again to call up another invention. “Grabby Grubby Hand-kun!” the new invention was a grabbing device with two handles at the top of it, similar to those found on a claw game.
The claw stretched forth on a cable to try and grab Darkness, who once again showed her superior agility as she flipped out of the grabbers range.
Meanwhile back with Naruto, he was still trying to get free of the goo. “What the heck is this stuff made of? It doesn’t conduct electricity, dissolve with water and can’t be cut with wind.” He said aloud a little surprised on how tough the goo was.
“Having trouble?” Naruto looked to his side to see Kurama smirking at him.
“Kurama, great.” He sighed in relief seeing his brother. “Can you help me out here? I want to stop the fight between those two.” He gestured with his head, seeing how the rest of him was kinda stuck.
“Sure thing, I’m sure I can get you out of there hehehe.” His low laugh worried Naruto.
“Kurama… why does that laugh have me worried?” he questioned noticing the embers coming out of his mouth.
“Well… my fire is quite hot. It should be enough to melt through that goo.” He moved so he was behind Naruto. “But that kick did disorientate me so where I burn through may not be the best. Also all that pops in my head is someone saying I was becoming a little chubby and fat, I wonder why?”
Naruto was now sweating at the retribution of the old fox, he never did take comments about his weight well. “Kurama, come on, it was all in good natured fun. It’s not like you never mocked me for certain things like my ramen addiction.”
“That’s because it’s me and I’m awesome, I’m an all-powerful demon who gets cuddles and boobies. You though… you get tons of nookie and I get nearly raped when I get stuck in a female body so I think I’ll use this golden opportunity to satisfy my rage.” Flame was frothing in his mouth as he pointed his muzzle right at Naruto’s posterior.
“This is going to hurt. But I hope you realise that this will come back at you if there is any more marks on my ass.” Kurama smirked before he opened his mouth to release his flamethrower to melt the goo.
“YEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWHHHHHHH!!” A loud pain filled scream filled the air and distracted the two fighting girls.
‘Was that Uzumaki… is there another with a contract on him?’ Darkness thought a little concerned about someone stealing her target.
“I caught you off guard!” Lala’s voice shouted as Darkness looked up to see two rope like inventions coming right at her. “Spinny Spunny Rope-kun!” the twin ropes wrapped round Darkness’ body like snakes, pulling tightly against her clothed skin. “Woo Hoo! I caught her!” Lala cried in victory.
That victory however, was short lived as the blond assassin freed herself in one movement of her hand, showing a hook like claw coming from the top of her hand. “You said you were going to fight, so please stop playing around with these toys princess.”
Lala landed on the ground undeterred by the destruction of her invention. “I’m not playing around. I just want to protect Naruto-kun!” she proclaimed to Darkness who dispelled her hand hook leaving her skin free of any blemish and looking as soft as silk.
“Why do you protect Uzumaki Naruto so much?” she questioned Lala who tilted her head to the question. Seeing her expression Darkness decided to elaborate to try and find out something. “I was informed by the client that he was an atrocious fiend that threatened you and planned to take over Deviluke. Add to the recent reports of high class assassins defeated and shipped away to prison. How can you protect someone like him?”
“Easy, he’s my fiancé and he’s really nice.” She spoke without hesitation. “I may not know much about him yet but I know Naruto-kun is really strong and really great. I want to be close to him so whoever told you all that was lying cus they don’t know him.”
Darkness paused for a moment as she recalled his greeting to her, his freidnly expression, but also his eyes. They looked so familiar to her. “Maybe, but I will deal with anyone as I’m asked. That is the duty of Golden Darkness.”
“Eeehhh!” Lala cried pulling a face “That doesn’t sound right!!”
Darkness looked at her impassively “It’s probably hard to understand for someone who was raised in good hands. You don’t have eyes that know true loneliness that one can feel like we do.”
Lala was a little taken aback by her words and wondered if she was referring to Naruto. Still she knew the girl had a point. “You’re right, there’s a lot I don’t know. But that’s why I love living with Naruto-kun. He teaches me new things every day.”
“You’re such a child.” Darkness rushed forward shifting her hair into one huge fist. “You won’t stop me from taking my target.”
“I am NOT A CHILD! AND I WILL PROTECT MY NARUTO-KUN!!” she whipped out her phone and in a flash she now had what appeared to be a huge pink boxing glove with what seemed to be rocket boosters at the base of it and a handle for her to hold onto. “Big Bash Punch-kun! GOOOOOOOO!” the glove’s four rockets all ignited shooting her forward to meet her opponents force.
Instead of a clash though, something jumped in-between the two with arms raised. “Shinra Tensei!” A low voice muttered. Both forces felt a strong foce push against their respective attacks. After a few seconds of batting against the invisible wall Darkness’ hair lost its form and Punch-kun’s rockets ran out of fuel making a small cloud of dust surround the fighters. “Damn, almost didn’t make it there.”
When the cloud cleared the two girls they found that Naruto was there with both arms outstretched and eyes closed. The more peculiar thing was the smoke coming from his back and how he was no longer wearing any pants, leaving only black ramen themed boxers.
Classic boxers that were always cool.
“Still, thankfully no damage on either of you.” He looked down at his legs. “Wish my pants could say the same but grudge-holding foxes can be hazardous when they can spew fire.” He muttered to himself opening his eyes to reveal his natural blue orbs.
Both Darkness and Lala looked shocked at what just happens, but Lala’s quickly turned to amazement. She ran and jumped to Naruto “Ah Naruto-kun that was so cool!! How did you control gravity like that without any sort of technology?” She questioned him having taken note of the g-force that stopped her and Darkness’ attacks.
“Training.”
“Mou, that doesn’t tell me anything.” She pouted at him, puffing up her cheeks. “You never tell me anything.” She looked away from his face as she said this quietly.
Naruto sighed seeing how she was right a little bit, he’d need to amend that issue later. If only his pants situation could be solved right now. “Be patient Lala, I have a lot of secrets which are difficult to understand.”
“Like how you and Golden Darkness have the same eyes. That’s what she suggested.” He placed his hand on her head.
“Yes.”
Before she could ask anything else they felt the wind begin to blow rapidly around them and a large shadow loom over them. Looking up they saw a large alien craft that hovered above them. “What are you doing Golden Darkness? Your opponent isn’t Lala-tan!!” a loud voice came over the air.
“Lascopo!” Lala shouted in Naruto’s arms recognising the voice.
‘So another fiancée who’s ass I have to kick. Good I need to relieve some stress.’ Naruto thought eager to hit something for his burnt ass among other things.
A beam shot out of the craft and a small figure floated down it until he touched the floor and appeared out his arms to announce his arrival “Tadah! Lascopo is here to visit!”
‘Yep gonna relieve so much stress right now.’
“I’ve come to pick you up Lala-tan. Let’s get married!” he shouted skipping toward her not noticing her current situation in Naruto’s embrace.
Lascopo never saw the foot that hit him the face sending him back flying into a tree. “Baka” Naruto lowered his leg and Lala looked up seeing she wasn’t in his arms any more.
‘So fast.’ Darkness was impressed by his speed as she barely saw him move.
“Owwwie, owwwie ow!” the tiny alien cried cradling his head and rolling about on the floor. “WHO HIT ME, I DEMAND TO KNOW!” He fumed nursing the new bump on his head.
“Over here tiny.” Lascopo turned to see the spiky haired blonde
“Ahh it’s you!!” he pointed at Naruto. “You’re the one who stole Lala-tan from me, Uzumaki Naruto. You’re the one who’s been taking advantage of the beautiful bodied Lala-tan. Why aren’t you dead yet!?”
“Because I’m very skilled and hard to kill.” He took off his jacket and wrapped it round his waist to hide his boxers. “How come you are so much of a coward you sent an assassin to fight me if you wanted Lala to marry you?” He tilted his head in mock thought. “Then again looking at you I doubt many would want to marry a slimy guy like you unless forced to.”
“H-H-HOW DARE YOU!” Lascopo’s face went from green to atomic red in a nanosecond listening to Naruto. it was true though that the women he surrounded himself with were forced to be there, be it though money, influence or blackmail. Being a prince with wealth allowed one to do a fair bit of illegal acts. “Golden Darkness, kill him now! He has insulted your master and needs to be punished for his words!” he ordered Darkness who made no move.
“Lascopo… was the information you gave me about Uzumaki Naruto accurate?” she asked making the prince begin to sweat. “From the limited interaction I have had with him, the data you gave me does not correlate. You were supposed to give me information, not lies and fabrications.” Her hand turned into a blade and she pointed it toward Lascopo. “And one more thing… you are not my master.” She stared directly into his eyes making him flinch and take a step back.
Only to feel something behind him, which unluckily for him, was Naruto who had a tooth filled grin on his face “Getting in trouble now for lying, are we?” Lascopo quickly scurried across the grass away from the two blondes. “Were you hoping to kill me using her in the hopes of swaying Lala? If it was you are a bigger fool than you look, and with that hat you look like a huge one already.”
“S-Shut up! I will not take these insults any more. Gama-tan!” he shouted to his ship. A beam of light shone, from it came a giant frog which Lascopo promptly climbed the back of. “Now Gama-tan will teach you a lesson.” He said smugly.
“Oh no, an Irogama!” Peke cried sounding worried.
“What is it Peke?”
“I know about that creatures’ biology, and I can say that it is my natural enemy.” Peke was sweating, which seemed odd considering that she was a robot. Then again she was waterproof.
“Down!” Naruto’s voice ordered releasing a small amount of intent. This caused the huge frog to lower itself to the ground as much as possible.
“Wha- Gama-tan, get up and fight. What the matter with you?” Lascopo smacked the head of the frog in hopes of making him move. His favourite pet had never acted like this before and to do so right now wasn’t the best time for it.
“He knows that he shouldn’t fight. Just like you should know to run when facing people you have no chance of beating.” Nauto’s tone that seemed similar to Darkness’ unnerved Lascopo even more and was now sweating buckets looking up at the opposing figure.
Sadly though he was an idiot so decided to do one more foolish act. “You haven’t beaten me!” He started reaching into his robe to grab something. “Both you and Golden Darkness are in my way for Lala-tan’s heart so both of you have to go!” From his robe he pulled put a gun, a high tech one it seemed. “I’ll start with her for her betrayal!!” He pointed his shaky hand at Darkness and fired a blast that was way bigger than expected, knocking him off his feet.
“Yami-chan!” Lala cried seeing the white coloured blast heading straight for the little blond who had very little time to dodge. And based off the energy the beam was giving off it wouldn’t end well if it hit.
‘Tearju…’ Darkness or Yami as Lala had now named her thought before she felt something grab her and yank her out of the path of the beam. A beam hat left a large trench in the ground and a large crater too.
“Haha, you see that. Now that Golden Darkness is taken care of, my powerful gun will destroy the one who stole Lala-tan from me. With him gone the two of us will be married and I’ll have a booby paradise.” Lascopo cried happily jumping in joy at his (false) victory.
“You know, sending someone to attack me is one thing.” Lascopo instantly stopped jumping in joy. “It’s another to lie and tell that assassin all sorts of lies about me.” The dust that was upturned from the blast was cleared in a burst of wind revealing Naruto holding Yami in his arms, the right one slightly singed from the blast but rapidly healing.
“Nonetheless the one thing I hate is when an employer goes and tried to kill the person who did what they asked. That, Lascopo, is what really gets me annoyed at.” He placed a shocked Yami by a tree near Lala. “As such I now feel, no I must teach you what happens to people who get on my nerves like that.” Memories of a shark tooth man and a young girl who taught him an important lesson came into his mind.
Holding out his hand energy began to swirl around and condense into a sphere. The ball glowed with a powerful light, one which began to grow larger and larger until it was about the size of Gama. “Get lost you punk and don’t come back to both me, Lala or the girl you tried to kill.” He started running toward Lascopo who started smacking Gama furiously to make him wake up and jump away. “Odama Rasengan!!”
Naruto thrust the powerful charka sphere into the two making them spin and shooting them off into the distance, doing a little damage but nothing fatal as he didn’t want to deal with the politics of killing a prince to whatever planet he was from.
Kicking his ass he was perfectly fine with though.
“Well that’s that.” Naruto dusted off his hands just in time to catch a lunging Lala.
“Wow Naruto-kun that shiny ball thing was super cool! I mean it went so big and ‘WHOOSH’ Lascopo and that frog went flying!” Lala said happy that the guy was long gone now.
“I concur” Peke added in agreement “Having that irogama nearby is not something I’d like to have happen again.”
“Why is that Peke?” Naruto asked curious about the alien frog’s biology that, apparently spooked the costume robot.
“It’s mucus erodes clothing Naruto-dono.” The hat portion of Lala’s dress form shuddered at the thought.
“Ah, I see. Guess it was good it didn’t get a chance to use it then. But Peke, what was with that small gun of his, it seemed very powerful.” The gun had thankfully been destroyed with the rasengan so he didn’t have to worry about it for the time being.
“An illegal weapon that fires a blast of combustion, the oxygen on this planet though is much higher than the one where it was created. Thus since the oxygen content of earth’s atmosphere is 20.1% compared to the 7.8% of Volcanacia creates a more deadly blast.” Naruto nodded seeing the logic of air feeding the flames,
“Gid-sama banned construction of the weapons when he took over the planet, citing that a weapon using a gas he breathed was something that should not be used or made.”
“Oh yeah, Papa was annoyed that day. Almost made all the volcanoes erupt at the same time.” Lala recalled that her father Gid did tend to go off when he was in one of his moods when something upset him. Thank the heavens that the worlds species were adapted to lava so it didn’t hurt them too much, just a lot of singed washing.
“Uzumaki… why did you protect me? I tried to kill you.” Yami asked looking over to her fellow blond who looked at her with a small smile mirrored b the princess.
“I couldn’t let him hurt you for not being his puppet. I have seen that a few times before and I don’t want to see it repeated. Mainly though a cute girl like you doesn’t deserve to be used by a creep like that.” He said making her eyes widen.
“Yeah Yami-chan, Lascopo was the one in the wrong and since he’s gone, everything is good now. Plus Naruto-kun is right, you are too cute to be used by Lascopo.” Lala nodded her head as a red tint came scross Yami’s cheeks and she held her finger to her lips.
“Cu…te? You are referring to me?” both Naruto and Lala nodded as Yami bowed her head, letting her hair cover her eyes. This was something very new to her in all her time in this job.
“Is everything alright Yami-chan?” Yami turned her head away so they wouldn’t see the rather large blush on her face.
“Ah… no… it’s just… that’s the first time someone said that to me...” she said as Naruto looked toward Lala.
“Yami?”
“Well she’s only known as Golden Darkness and that’s a real mouthful. Yami-chan is much cuter unless her real na-“
“It’s fine” Yami cut her off, her real name was a sensitive issue. “While I don’t really have an interest in what I am called, Yami is fine.” She made a motion to walk away from the two.
“So what happens now?” Naruto asked making Yami pause. “You said I was your target but with Lascopo out of the picture what will you do?”
“Indeed you are my target, and abandoning my mission midway is against my principles. In which case I shall be remaining here until my business with you is dealt with.” Naruto looked deep in thought for a few seconds making Yami wonder what he was going to do. He did have strange abilities that could very well match her Trans ability and if he chose to end this now…”
“Okay then.” Naruto gave a fox like grin at the assassin “In that case you’re staying with me and Lala.” Yami would have face faulted if she was like some of his friends.
“What?” Was her only possible response to such a bizarre statement.
“Really Naruto-kun, Yami-chan can stay with us?” Lala was very excited at having the girl stay with them as now that the frog prince was gone she might become friendly with Yami.
“Well if she has to stay on earth because of me, I might as well let her stay with us. She can stay in your room.” This would maybe have the added effect of stopping Lala from sneaking into his room if she slept with Yami.
“That’s great!”
“Why?” Yami asked confused at the turn of events.
“Because I doubt you have a place to stay as you likely arrived today. I don’t like cute girls on the street on their own and I’ll know where you are if you want to test your skills against mine.” He offered to her as Yami could come up with no logical argument against it since staying with Naruto would allow her to keep a close eye on her target, look after the princess since she genuinely was nice to her, and maybe learn about how similar she and Naruto were from their eyes mirroring each other.
“Very well, I accept the offer Uzumaki Naruto.”
“Yeah~!!” Lala hopped in excitement hugging Yami as she would be her new roommate and friend. “Oh Naruto-kun… what happened to your pants?” Lala finally noticed his lack of pants and spotted the boxers which looked cute.
“Troublesome foxes.”
XBreakX
Later on after the three returned home Naruto called Mikado and asked her to come round to inform her of the development. It was a little surprising that she knew about Yami already but how she didn’t really say.
She and Naruto started coming up with a plausible reason for why she was living with them and general backstory for friends. It was a little lucky that Mikan and Rito were coming over for dinner.
Zastin had been a little trouble, charging into the house announcing thathe had reports of Yami’s arrival and then spotted said assassin watching TV with Lala. He’d been restrained and left on the couch for the time being, gaged to for extra measure.
Who knew Mikado had such a high hog-tying speed? She was skilful with rope that was a fact.
Kurama found it kinky.
“So the story will be that she is from a cultural exchange program that has hosts for the people in the program. Yami will be listed as living here and you’ll help with her papers.” Mikado nodded seeing as the connection would make it easy for Yami to integrate for her extended stay.
“Yes, if she can restrain from using her ability we’ll be fine but if not… knock out gas?” Naruto shook his head.
“Won’t work, people would still ask questions. We’ll just have to wing that one when it happens, with how human she looks it shouldn’t be too soon though. You available to help her get some other clothes that are durable and won’t limit her movements?”
“I’m happy to, Lala-chan and I can make a day of it. I’ll be sure to pick out some cute clothes for Yami-chan and her.” She gave him a sultry smirk “Maybe a stop by the lingerie shop too.”
“I’ll offer my opinion as I do have a small interest in fashion.” His smiling face and lack of blush made Mikado click her teeth at the maturity of Naruto. Wouldn’t stop her trying though, she’d get that blush even if she had to show him a picture of her in some interesting outfits. “But please make sure Yami has some normal clothes, gothic if she feels that they suit her taste.”
“Will do. Are you sure that you won’t need to watch your back against the little assassin.”
Naruto gave a small shrug “I’ll manage, you’d be surprised how often I end up befriending someone who tried to kill me… heck if it still surprises me.” He got up from his chair and headed for the kitchen to take out his dough after its fermentation. “Well time to make dinner, you staying Mikado?”
Said doctor was smiling with Kurama in her lap, lavishing in the attention she was giving him. “I think I will, what are you making?”
“Pizza, haven’t done it in a while and it’s nice to add some western dishes now and again. Plus it’s easy food to handle so perfect for my new house guest who’s unlikely to know how to use chopsticks.” He told her getting his sauce ready to speard when he’d rolled out the dough.
“Good idea, can I tease little Yukki-kun again?” she asked fully knowing she was going to anyway.
“Untie Zastin first, looks like he needs the bathroom, or something else, I’m not fluent in muffled.” She gave him a strange look. “People can learn to understand everything when muffled, I just haven’t yet. Cooking seemed to be a better use of my time.”
“I guess I can agree with you on that matter.”
XChapter EndX
Ahh another chapter done…
Finishing Uni soon so what to do after… the thoughts keep me awake at night I got to say. The only partial plan is the book me and my friend plan to start writing, we have concepts noted down but nothing fixed at this point.
In regards to story I have Mikado now knowing a lot more about Naruto just so he can have someone to confide in who doesn’t have a crush. Dirty thoughts, yes but not a crush. I hope you all take this well as allows for more Mikado moments which might be fun with Oshizu when we add her to the field.
With Yami, I had planned to have her live with Naruto as it was a concept my friend toby inspired me with how she would act in the house and how Naruto would react to her attempts to hurt him with utter failure on her part.
Anyway working on getting Battle in the 4^th War updated but you all know how writing fics can be when more original content.
Until next time, Bye
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